Jack 2018/04/20(Fri)12:49 No. 879674 ID: cc0a23
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Oh, man. My head is just killing me right now. Where the hell am I?

I dunno Jack. Probably wherever Soo Jung and the Victors put you to recover. There's a light switch there to your left, just above your head.

Closes your eyes so you don’t blind yourself turning on the light.

I'm feeling deja vu. Where do you think you are? On an asteroid or in a crappy motel on earth?

This is looking and feeling a whole lot like when you first woke up on this rock. Before you flip the light switch, what do you remember of how you got here?

Oh, also, Nouille got slammed by the same splitting headache you did and passed out same as you. The odds of it being a coincidence are pretty damn low.

Wait, are you SURE that's a light switch and not the meat grinder safety lock?

Feel around and make sure there's nothing pointy nearby first.

Punch your way out of the box.

Jack 2018/04/23(Mon)14:26 No. 880239 ID: cc0a23
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>...meat grinder safety lock...

Wait wait what the fuWOAH!!

Jack 2018/04/23(Mon)14:26 No. 880240 ID: cc0a23
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Goddamn it! For fuck's sake. You guys have been not paranoid schizophrenic voices up to now. Don't go all 'the meat grinders are trying to get you' on me now.

>Where do you think you are?
Uh... I am... wait, we're in Vegas, right?

Yeah. Got a little confused there for a second. I had this very vivid dream with this alien girl and... wait, what am I explaining this for, you're me, you know this already.

Check your balls. Make sure you still have both.

Just to make sure everything is okay, open the blinds and check outside.

Also.. for Vegas that painting of an eye is strangely detailed and it's looking at the bed, check for camera to ensure no perverts are filming you.

Another room? Look outside and see if you can spot the other one.

Jack 2018/04/26(Thu)13:48 No. 880828 ID: cc0a23
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>open the blinds and check outside.
That's weird. There's nothing there. The blinds are just painted onto the wall.

Wanna see something REALLY weird?

look right.

>this very vivid dream
Yyyyyeah about that, could you kindly look to your right.
Also check number of testicles.

Look for your clothes in the closet.

their's an eye starring at you from the wall to your right... So that answers the are we back at earth question with a resounding no. But the next question then is now where the fuck are we?

>You guys have been not paranoid schizophrenic voices up to now.
... Seriously?

>what d-
Oh @#$%. Can you pretend to go back to sleep? You're being watched, and I think they're armed. We'll tell you when they look away.

Jack 2018/04/30(Mon)13:20 No. 881776 ID: cc0a23
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>look right.
Uh. Okay.

There's a giant eye glaring at me and an alien in my bedroom. So it looks like we're not in Kansas anymore.

Jack 2018/04/30(Mon)13:20 No. 881777 ID: cc0a23
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>Also check number of testicles.
If I wasn't dreaming and I really did spend yesterday in my own personal wonderland, then... that means...


Oh. Thank god. I've still got two.

You weren't expecting three, right?
Check to see if the door's painted on too. Just a quick peek, if you've intersected one of these huts it means you're technically trespassing in one of the noodleites' villages.

Do the testicular cancer check in case one has been replaced with something horrible.

Is that Nouille in a hammock? She's got a bunch of sharp teeth, I don't think you should shake her awake. But she can hear, so try calling out I guess.

Maybe put on some pants or something first.

While I think calling out to her might be a good idea, I'm worried about the gigantic eye that's looking at us like we didn't pay our loan shark.

>>881777
Okay, so...you can't remember. But your headvoices DO. Which means us voices have a lot of explaining to do.

First thing, though? If that being in the hammock is who we think she is, she's an ALLY, not an enemy. Dunno if she remembers either, but if she does, don't panic, we'll fill you in as things go. Either way, she's nothing to worry about at the time.

The eye is new, though. No fucking clue about THAT one.

I think you've REALLY angered the eye guy with your disgusting crotch-grab.

Try to calm him down first. Then talk to the girl in bed, see if it's Nouille.

>>881780
>Maybe put on some pants or something first.

While your at it, find some for Nouille. She seems pretty shy and probably won't appreciate waking up naked with a man in her room (an alien man, but still).

Alternatively take a page from Katies book and motorboat her awake.

>>881863
Her wraps and bangles are right there, she can put her own clothes on.

That's Nouille, we know both you and her got horrendous headaches and past out so this may be some kind of shared dream thing.

If you do try and wake her up do it from a distance. Remember that she has some pretty large teeth that I’d rather not test out if she’s a biter when she panics when she is woken up

Jack 2018/05/07(Mon)14:01 No. 883016 ID: cc0a23
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>That's Nouille, we know both you
Yeah, I remember that dream now, or real life, or whatever it was. I just didn't think it was real, man. But I remember it.

>Remember that she has some pretty large teeth that I'd rather not test out if she's a biter when she panics when she is woken up
Oh, we've already seen her panicking. And she nearly bit my face off. Don't you worry about me forgetting about those fucking teeth.


Uh. Hello, there? Nouille? Are you awake? ... Hello?

She's a sound sleeper, huh. Well, she hasn't been waking up when I've been talking to myself.

...None of us wants to go over there and poke her awake. Except that one asshole that wants to get me killed, but there always seems to be one of you. Guess I'll keep trying.

Hello? NOUILLE? Wake up?

Qua...

Jack 2018/05/07(Mon)14:01 No. 883017 ID: cc0a23
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yeeEEEEEEE!!

Hey, hey, calm down!

YEEEEEEEEE!! GOHORAN!!!

Calm down, everything's fine! It's okay!

BANASHA!! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

>BANASHA!! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

well we're not exactly in your room. Truth be told I'm not sure where the hell we are or why it seems this place as copied what our rooms look like and fused them together. Any ideas?

Also it might be polite to turn around so she can get dressed without you staring.

>>883017
Pretty much this:
>>883021

"Look around, we're not quite IN your room! Something weird happened!"

...But yeah, turn around anyway. It's only polite.

Cover your eyes, but tell her it won't do much god against the eyeball in the wall.

...Where the hell is her... oh right, should be in the back.

I think she also has amnesia. Give her some time to adjust, then ask her a few questions about your adventures. Does she think they're real?

sit on your bed and wave your arm over it. and say

looks like you are in my room to me.

>>883017
Tell her you got your testicle back!

Can you tell me what's up with the giant eye first? Is he your alarm clock or something?

Jack 2018/05/09(Wed)13:06 No. 883470 ID: cc0a23
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Well she hasn't pounced me and chewed off my face yet, so I think I'm in the clear.

I'm going to turn around, okay? I'll block off the eye too, while I'm at it. So neither of us can look.

Qua? What 'eye'?

Salat- what is 'zat?

>Can you tell me what's up with the giant eye first?
I have no idea what the hell is up with the giant eye. It's just... angry. I don't remember pissing in his cereal, but obviously I must have.

Jack! What did you do with my clothes? What am I supposed to get dressed with? What is going on 'ere?

kindly ask her what the fuck she means by 'what did you do', then explain you didn't do anything, you just woke up here.

>>883470
1: I didn't do shit.
2: I don't know.
3: I don't know.

..Actually now that you are here and can get a good look, the eye is just embedded in the wall right? It's not like some gigantic creature being an angry voyeur right?

>>883470

Pretty much >>883472

tell her you just woke up, realized that this wasn't your room, noticed her and decided to wake her up to see if she knew what was going on. As for clothes, ask where she'd normally keep them cause you have no idea. If she really needs to tell her she can try and make a toga or something with the blanket on the bed.

>>883470
Is the stuff behind her not her wraps and bangles?

For that matter where are your clothes, Jack?

Same thing he did with his clothes, apparently. Well, you have a hammock and we have a bedsheet, so we won't have to cavort around naked at least.
What's the last thing you remember Nouille?

>>883470
Tell her that if she can’t find her clothes, then she can use the blanket on the bed you woke up on or she can pull down the bed she was sleeping on and use that to cover up.

She can’t use both because you’re going to need to use whatever she doesn’t use.

>>883470
Threaten to jizz in it if it doesn't calm down.

>Jack! What did you do with my clothes? What am I supposed to get dressed with? What is going on 'ere?
I didn't do anything with your clothes, and I have no idea what's going.

I just woke up and something's clearly wrong. This place seems like a mash up of your room and my hotel room.

>What am I supposed to get dressed with?
Grab the sheets off my bed maybe?

Jack 2018/05/21(Mon)14:13 No. 885414 ID: cc0a23
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>the eye is just embedded in the wall right? It's not like some gigantic creature being an angry voyeur right?
It's definitely just in the wall. Which, thank god, I think I'd shit myself if that was some sort of giant looking in through a window, that was that pissed off at me.

>Threaten to jizz in it if it doesn't calm down.
Uh... instead of that, tell you what.

Hey, buddy. If you don't calm your ass down, I'm going to jab my fingers into your eye down to the knuckle. Alright? Stop fucking glaring at me.

Jack 2018/05/21(Mon)14:13 No. 885415 ID: cc0a23
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>If she really needs to tell her she can try and make a toga or something with the blanket on the bed.
I was going to save the sheets for myself, but why not.

Do not look-

I'm not looking! Not looking. Here. Wrap yourself up in this, alright?

...Okay.

Might be a bit of a dick move but honestly, I wasn't really looking forward to wrapping myself up in sex hotel sheets again. They look clean but I do not want to put a black light over that.

And after she calms down a bit, I can get the hammock off her. Yeah?

Jack 2018/05/21(Mon)14:13 No. 885416 ID: cc0a23
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I'm sorry for invading your room, but I wasn't trying to. Our rooms got merged together.

...yes. I can see 'zat now. I was a little, uhm... focused, before.

So... do you have any idea what's going on?

I am 'zinking 'zis is a dream. I mean, 'zere is my mozzer's disapproving eye right 'zere, yes? Only you're not 'zat attractive. You're so short! Why would I dream of you?

Uh...

And you are an alien! 'Zere is 'zat, too. I should be dreaming about one of 'ze unoun, yes? How would you even... I mean, look at you! It's... weird!

Uh.

I'm sorry! But... you're just a dream anyway? I would never say 'zis to the real you.

Right. Well, you know. Whatever. Not sure I'm into giant crazy leech teeth either.

>>885416
To be honest, I think both of you are sleeping and your minds are somehow connected to each other, which is allowing both of you to interact with each other.

Which means, even though she said she would never say any of those things to the real you, she actually did say those things to the real you.

.....unfortunately, Jack, since this is a dreamworld of sorts, that means that when you both somehow wake up, you’re gonna be missing that testicle again.

Hmmm, what could be causing this to happen though?

Look, it's easy to tell if you're in a dream or not. If you try to read something, the letters won't make sense. Or, failing that, you can try count how many fingers you have, or look at the numbers of a clock. Unless her race has very precise, detailed dreams, the fact that all those things can be done without anything melting or blurring together or you losing track of the beginning before reaching the end or something should prove that this isn't a dream.

Or you can try the old pinch trial.

>>885420
Problem is, the reading material in this room didn't make much sense before.
if this is a dreamworld, try exerting some control over it. Think of your van and try opening the door. Come to think of it, why'd you wake up here instead of in there? Did you form some sort of attachment to this one-night stand?

>I should be dreaming about one of 'ze unoun, yes?
Sounds like she's trying to justify her burning, perverted alien fetish to herself, or rather lack thereof. She's not putting you down because she's not interested, but because she secretly wants you bumping up against that thicc tail. Why else would her first thought be "this is a wet dream"?

It is not too late for you to correct this situation through strenuous, intense surprise motorboating.

>>885416
>And you are an alien! 'Zere is 'zat, too. I should be dreaming about one of 'ze unoun, yes? How would you even... I mean, look at you! It's... weird!

She is totally protesting way too much. And blushing. Exactly how much of a turn-off are the teeth in comparison to dem titties a turn-on? Think about it.

Meantime... maybe she can make heads or tails of some of the reading material.

I think Mama Nouille is doing psychic stuff to see if Nouille is willing to do it with an alien. Hence the giant leech eye.

>>885416
Ha. That's what she thinks she thinks.

Anyway, no seriously, this has got to be some kind of weird mind-meld. Which would be fascinating if it weren't for the fact that we kinda really need to wake up and save our rapidly de-living friend.

right so last time something like this happened to me I woke up to find myself on another world soooo...

open the door and see what's on the other side. Hope it ain't shit.

..That can't be her mothers disapproving eye. It's pupil is round and entirely unlike her tribe's slitlike eyeshape. Might want to mention that bit. Also tell her that we know she passed out in a discussion with her.

Yeah but you're not a figment of her imagination.

it's probably us, we were in nouille's head for a bit, so maybe we gained a foothold? as in we linked your dreamspaces together.


unfortunately this probably does mean you really are missing an important bit down there but your mental self image hasn't caught up yet.

Jack 2018/05/28(Mon)12:50 No. 886619 ID: cc0a23
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>that means that when you both somehow wake up, you’re gonna be missing that testicle again.
That's... just fucking great. Wonderful.


>Look, it's easy to tell if you're in a dream or not. If you try to read something, the letters won't make sense. Or, failing that, you can try count how many fingers you have, or look at the numbers of a clock.
I definitely have 5 fingers. The clock doesn't have any numbers on it, so I can't read that. And there is no bible in here to read, huh.


>She is totally protesting way too much. And blushing. Exactly how much of a turn-off are the teeth in comparison to dem titties a turn-on?
She does have big boobs. But momma always told me to never stick my dick in something that has a dozen knives for a face and a tail instead of a vagina.

Jack 2018/05/28(Mon)12:51 No. 886620 ID: cc0a23
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>open the door and see what's on the other side. Hope it ain't shit.
Right, enough screwing around. Let's see what's outside...

And it's absolutely nothing.

What 'ze? Where are we?

Wait, what the hell is that scratching noise?

Jack 2018/05/28(Mon)12:51 No. 886621 ID: cc0a23
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Well. That's something.

What? Why do I 'ave to remove my mozzer's eye?

I don't think it's your mother's eye. It doesn't have the right pupil. It's round, like mine.

Oh... yes, 'zat's right. Then what is 'zat 'zing?

>momma always told me
That's not what I'm scared of. I don't think they have nipples - just scar wounds from baby leeches literally teething their way to the milk.

>>886621
Seems straightforward. Pull the frame off and see if it takes the eye with it.

>>886628
I can't believe I'm vouching for a Kome suggestion but I'm vouching for a Kome suggestion.

>But momma always told me to never stick my dick in something that has a dozen knives for a face and a tail instead of a vagina.

Either your momma was far-sighted to the point of oraclarity, or she was a big fan of niche horror/SF fiction. Nouille not having any apparent lower orifices is puzzling, though. I've been wondering if her species' breasts are actually some sort of womb-sacs where they gestate their children, or something. Did you catch glimpse of any details before she managed to get the hammock in place? Anything out of what you'd consider ordinary? Scientific curiosity alone, I assure you.

Anyway put your hands on that eye's lids and see if you can just push and pop it out the back of wherever it's sticking in. I recommend trying that before pulling the frame off because that could give it a glimpse of the writing, and perhaps you don't want the eye to know you're receiving any instructions?

... Actually, first thing first, politely tell the eye it's creeping you both out and ask if it would kindly leave. That doesn't work, then try push, and if that doesn't work then try taking the frame off and tossing it out the door.

...really hope that thing doesn't become a flash light we need to explore the void... and that it won't bleed everywhere when we remove it.

>>886646
And if all else fails, jizz in it. That'll teach it.

Jack 2018/06/01(Fri)14:01 No. 887216 ID: cc0a23
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>Did you catch glimpse of any details before she managed to get the hammock in place?
Uh, no, not really. I wasn't looking though.

>and perhaps you don't want the eye to know you're receiving any instructions?
It's too late for that, Nouille's already told it what's going on. She read the wall scratchings out loud. Unless it's a complete idiot it probably put two and two together. Right?

>... Actually, first thing first, politely tell the eye it's creeping you both out and ask if it would kindly leave.
I don't think that's going to work, but what the hell.

Hey, buddy. Any chance you'll just leave without a bunch of bullshit? It'd be polite.

...No? You're just going to glare at me like an asshole? Alright then.

Jack 2018/06/01(Fri)14:01 No. 887217 ID: cc0a23
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>Seems straightforward. Pull the frame off and see if it takes the eye with it.

What the hell?

Well... it's taking the eye with it, at least. But I'm not getting the frame off with this shit gunking it up. It's like rubber.

Jack 2018/06/01(Fri)14:01 No. 887218 ID: cc0a23
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>Anyway put your hands on that eye's lids and
I think I know how 'zis dream is supposed to go.

What?

We are supposed to do some'zing... gohoran. Some'zing it disapproves of. Whether it is my mozzer's eye or not. Give it what it wants and 'zen it leave us alone. Yes?

Uh...

Kos nor'fosa es. Kos nor'nor'fosa es! But if 'zat is what kind of dream 'zis is, 'zere is no point in fighting it. So...

K-kos vos... salat?

Hm.

Not a good idea. Either of you might catch an STD that you or Nouille don’t have antibodies for. And I dunno if that’s a nipple but it could be a spike penis for all we know about xenobiology.

There is a mirror behind you. If Nouille is reading her own language from psychic script, maybe it says something different when read from a mirror. Or you could remove the reflection of the eye by smashing it.

Ask her to help you pull this eye down or get something with leverage. If it doesn't work we'll try it her way, fine, but you'd rather not do the exhibitionism thing and have her mad at you in the morning.

>>887218
Say yes, she clearly wants it.

>>887218
Ooof.

Okay, so. Here's our dirty little secret. Y'know all that lewd shit we keep egging you on to do? Normally...

WE DON'T ACTUALLY EXPECT YOU TO DO IT. (Unless you've already shown you're predisposed to doing it anyway then it's all fair game.) We just harp on it to mess with people. It's fun seeing the reactions. In cases like this...

NOW shit's awkward. Uhh...is there anything that's like. 'Gohoran', but not like HORRIBLY awkward, just mildly awkward that she still grossly disapproves of? Like, I dunno, you could cop a feel? That's awkward but I think y'all are cool enough that you could get over it.

tell her to stop, ask her to pinch herself real quick, tell her if it hurts and she doesn't wake up she's not dreaming. If anything this is some kind of metal trick... or for some reason the both of you have been telported to some strange land and that's not as crazy as it sounds since that's how this whole crazy adventure started for you in the first place.

Then ask if she can help take the frame off the wall.

>>887218
as much as i like to see you take her virginity she might regret it later so ask if you two can try to remove the eye first if that dos not work then make sure this will not be something to regret

I think we need fewer sticky fluids, not more. Try using the gubbins from Nouille's hut for leverage. Those rings and the bone might do the job eventually?
Also, was that mirror in the original plan for this hotel room? if so, you know it's one-way.

I don't know about you but this strikes me as a situation where jizzing in the eye just got more reasonable.

This is something that could be done regardless of you having sex or not, just putting it out there.

>>887222
It's clearly not real though. He's got both his balls.

>>887224
She's made it pretty clear from the get go of this dream. She's the one suggesting it, after all. She even admitted she finds Jack at least a little attractive.

Also we just learned that salat = fuck.

>>887238
Do we know this for sure? I mean, she's being pretty forward for a virgin unless she's not a virgin by choice.

Quest is notorious for being shy on taking advantage of presented opportunity, much to the frustration of many quest-runners. I say go for it even for the sake of just seeing what happens. I'm pretty sure it's not real -- Jack's got both his balls -- so let's take a chance for once.

I mean, you could try other things first, still.

What NO that's not how this works at all, we're not giving this thing what it wants I'm just gonna punch it you see if you can find anything to stab it with.

>>887218
That's a bit of a leap of logic to be completely honest, there is nothing here to suggest that we have to do anything besides remove the eye, which might not have anything to do with her mother at all. In fact Nouille might be the one that isn't real, and all of this might be a test or trap, especially since the species thinks that humans are "degeneres putes et voyous". Either way, considering all the satanic shit we've seen and been through, I'd say we should keep the sinning to a minimum, especially in weird dream scenarios.

>>887218
fuck that noodle boyee

I'm totally open to the idea of fucking the noodle. Your half is a Vegas hotel room, there's gotta be condoms around somewhere, right? Wait fuck, the drawers were all empty.

Well anyway, either way I'd still lean toward pursuing other options first, like working together to peel off that eye frame... or maybe cut the rubbery stuff while the other lifts the frame? Let her know you'd be happy to try sex if necessary, but you think there might be alternate solutions that wouldn't involve soiling the poor young lady's honor and reputation.

Boning the busty alien is definitely an option worth pursuing, though.

>>887263

Yeah it could be a trap but frankly I'm interested in seeing some nightmares.

Dude, try it. You're in a shared dream, so there's no physical risk. If it doesn't work to get y'all outta here and you both enjoyed it, then you at least found that out. If you regret doing it, then nobody else will know if you both never speak of it again. Y'all can act like it never happened. And if you find something so physically repugnant about her you can't go through with it, or vice versa, then at least you both found that out in secret and know not to try anything outside the dream.

"Momma taught me to never get intimate with a lady just for the purpose of solving weird magical puzzles without exhausting all other options first. Besides, you think this is just a dream. I say dream yes, "just" no, and I don't want you upset if you wake up and it turns out the real me remembers this too. Because I'm pretty sure I am the real me."

hey, just caught up here.

So I think the reason you're having this shared dream is because we were, uh, "in" Nouille when she passed out. And took you with her, I guess.

Why she passed out in the first place, I don't know, but that... could also be because of us?

I kinda don't think the weird puzzle is likely to be solved by sex, but I guess this place is half powered by her mind, so. Unless that's not how it works at all.
Not that I'm objecting to the sex, really, just I don't think it'll achieve anything.

By the way, we found out Nouille's real name. You wanna hear it?

No dont it’s inappropriate for her tribe to give their names to outsiders or something?
It would be weird for you to suddenly know it right?

>>888416
She'd likely take it as proof that this Jack is a dream-Jack, knowing stuff only she should know.

Jack 2018/06/11(Mon)10:03 No. 888567 ID: cc0a23
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I think some of you may be missing the context of this situation. I do not want to fucking fuck the noodle leech. For fuck's sake!


>>887268
Maybe... we could try and get rid of the eye another way first, huh? What if we tried peeling it off the wall together? You pull it back, I'll cut the-

Oui, we could do somezing like 'zat. But why would we do 'zis first? 'Zis way is much more... interesting. If it does not work, 'zen I guess I misjudged the type of dream. But... we can still have fun together.


>>887238
Wait, how do we know she's a virgin again? Fuck it, I'll run with it.
Do you really want an alien like me taking your virginity, Nouille?

Mmn... but we are in a dream, so, it does not matter! 'Zis is the perfect time to experiment, yes?


>>887263
Wait! I just thought of something! We're in some sort of satanic hellscape. Maybe we shouldn't be sinning, huh? Seems like a really bad idea.

I do not know what is 'satanic'? Or 'sinning'? Oh- I remember 'zat word now. It means doing bad things, yes? But why wouldn't we do 'zis sinning? Isn't 'zat 'ze point?

Jack 2018/06/11(Mon)10:03 No. 888568 ID: cc0a23
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Holy shit she's strong. Or, I'm really weak. Whatever, I just do not like this. Even if her tits are really soft..

>>887222
"Not having her mad at me in the morning" is exactly why I haven't been telling her this isn't a dream. You guys have been telling me to, but I really don't want an angry leech girl freaking out at me when we wake up, man. Women get real goddamn angry when you intrude on a 'private moment', believe me.

But... this whole line of thinking was before I was going to get goddamn raped by her. I'm far more open to suggestion right about now.

It is surprising to me 'zat you struggle and argue so much, but... perhaps I need 'zis? I need to show some control! I am so... held down, and I 'zink my mind is telling me 'zat I need to be more dominant?

Ah, well...

Yes! 'Zat is it! So, Mr. Alien. I want you to kiss me. I know we are not... made in 'ze same way. But you may bite down on my teeth, yes? 'Zat could work. And 'zen I will taste your seed.



Ah! I do not know what it tastes like, so how will it taste in a dream? ... I will make something up, probably. I 'zink it will be sweet, like 'zat first bite into ripe meat...

'Mr. Alien...??' who is she and what did she do with Nouille?

Maybe she will listen to reason that WE are watching? Though transferring to her would be nice, and make this a lot easier to hopefully defuse, there aren't any psyker worms around.

... sorry I'm at a total loss. Look, if you really want out of this you better be right-up blunt about that you do not want. If you're not physically capable of restraining her than words are all you have. You either need to convince her that rape is not cool, or ... tell her something nasty enough to kill the mood. Like... say you only do anal, and never as the receiving partner. Even if it doesn't turn her off, at least it puts you as far away as possible from her teeth. The problem here is she's very hot to trot and quite attracted to you and you have no idea about what her turn ons and turn offs are.

There's a good chance that this really is just a dream as you DO have both your testicles. Not much of a comfort but this encounter probably won't be fatal.

I do not blame you for not wanting to put your dick in her mouth though. I would not bone the garbage disposal either.

All else fails you could try motorboating her. It's been tried before, and I'm not sure if it made her uncomfortable or turned her on, but you do like her tits at least. So you'll have that going for you.

>>888568
I really hope all of this isn't just Bolo trying to fuck Jack while he is unconscious.

>>888568
wow you are really not in to this okay i have a idea a ask if she doing this just because its a dream or because she likes you make this emotional that might make her back up a bit i think we need to think more emotionally then logically to get out of sex right now

>>888568
tell her you dont want to have sex with that eye in the back ground saying flat out no may not work and i really dont want to have that eye there if we do have sex

Try reminding her that a one night stand in this seedy hotel room is what got you into this mess. It brings up bad memories for you. That should kill the mood.

Look man, at this point you have three basic options: One, convince her this isn't a normal dream and accept the consequences for how far this has already gone before they get even worse; two, let her do what she wants and do your best to continue convincing her this is a normal dream, possibly by talking in gibberish or other dream logic things; three, just... do something to turn her off.

If you want to avoid fucking her and retain subtlety, I'd go for option three. Just start psychoanalyzing her. Start off with speculating on whether she's really as not interested in humans as she previous protested, and then continue on delivering any psychobabble about various possible meanings of the dream relating to her personality, subconscious desires and complexes you can think of. At the very least it'll probably stop her feeling so horny.

Now wait up a second, fucking may not be off the table. Hear me out; she's only interested in the taste of your jizz, not your dick. And since she doesn't have any bits down below, I think 'kissing' is not just foreplay, that is actually how they have sex. Especially with those little tentacle feeler things she just pulled out. I bet she reproduces like a cuttlefish, with those tentacle bits swapping sperm between mouth parts.

I understand not wanting to fuck the blender but you may not have to and she may not even want you to, I don't think she even understands the concept of a blowjob. That guy leech monster was naked and he didn't have a dick, thus my cuttlefish mouthsex theory. Sooooo, you just have to cum and let her eat it. You can manage that, right? You like her boobs, just motorboat her and jerk off. She'll be pleased and you don't need to get your dick mangled.

Bonus- the eye really does seem to be displeased with this lewdness. It may actually go away if you get nasty with her. Just transfer us to her and we'll explain about the 'humans don't produce jizz with their mouth, let him pull out his weird little stunty front-tail and he'll give you what you want'.

I take it from your lack of horror from staring at her breasts that she has a pleasant pair and not some horrible external infestation. That’s a relief.
>Kiss me
>Shark blowjobs to get pregnant
... <censors disabled>
Aaand you’re FUCKED. Outright deny her and explain that is FATAL to your species. And every other species on your home planet, actually.

>>888568
vomit on her

Nouille's "disapproving eye of my mother" theory really not really holding water right now, since as soon as she got all up in your personal space the eye went from glaring to just bored-looking. Maybe point this out?

Though who knows, if she stops feeling you up to look back at the eye maybe it'll go straight back to disapproving glare mode. Trying to convince someone that things are totally different when they're not looking is a joke that gets old real fast.

Jack 2018/06/18(Mon)15:35 No. 889300 ID: cc0a23
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>>888572
>Though transferring to her would be nice, and make this a lot easier to hopefully defuse, there aren't any psyker worms around.
No, there are no worms around... but Nouille's read my mind before, hasn't she? When she was touching me, she could see into my head. So, maybe, if I touch her, then I can get my thoughts into her head? I don't know how she did it... but if I can make it work then you can just tell her this shit yourself.

Because fuck me I'm going to piss myself and I can't concentrate with a dozen fucking voices in my head telling me to throw up, fuck her, and give twenty excuses all at the same time.

So... Go over to her. Go over. Go over? Go over, go over, go over, go ov

Nouille 2018/06/18(Mon)15:36 No. 889303 ID: cc0a23
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I 'ave been wondering. What is 'zis...

Wait... why am I asking him? 'Zat's stupid, 'e can't know it if I do not know it, 'e is not real! But it is so... scratchy, though! It is odd!

...What is what?

Mn, it is nothing.

Uh... can you hear anything? Any voices?

Oh, 'zose voices? Ze weird perverted gohoran voices... ah, now you 'ave me thinking about them, I 'zink I probably will!

Hey Nouille. So, first thing's first. What you're doing is rape. Stop it.

Secondly, this isn't your dream alone. This maybe possibly real, but it's more than likely that the two of you are sharing the same dream. Which means it's more real than you think, but less real that the waking world.

Third, you do need to get rid of the eye. We don't know how.

Fourth... how exactly do you have sex? This is important because right now you're terrifying Jack. He likes your breasts a lot though.

Hey Nouille, its us and all that.

We were in jack, so this dream is MUTUAL, unless we can inhabit dream versions of people.

So please put the stick figure down and everyone can put their brainpower together and hopefully figure out how to wake up.

It's called a beard, it's made of hair.
Hey Nouelle, guess who isn't dreaming! It's you, you aren't dreaming.

ok so you don't like us, but just a quick little tidbit of information you MAY want to know. He's real. As in that is jack and this isn't a dream... well at least not a dream as you know them.

Oh and the thing on his face is called a beard. Human males can grow them if they don't shave them off.

Coming on a little strong there. Just keep rubbing his scratchy part while you listen to us.

It's called a beard! Human ancestor-creatures were covered in follicles called fur, which kept them warm and protected them from the stings of small creatures and certain other hazards. During their development, humans lost most of their fur so that they could become better at sweating, which gave them more endurance and allowed them to hunt faster prey animals by outlasting them. They retained some fur on their heads to protect them from the harsh light of the sun and give some extra padding against skull injuries. They now call that their "hair"! Human males also possess "beards", coarser fur around their mouths, which may be a sex display (like their deeper voices) or provide some additional protection from blunt damage to the head, which is one of the primary forms of damage that can be dealt by other humans. Many human males in their home culture choose to shave off their beards, which has roots in an attempt to appear more youthful but has sort of developed into its own whole complexly coded thing.

So, how does your kind have sex? I'll tell you right now you're looking in the wrong place if you want to have sex with him, unless you're interested in some preparatory foreplay. The human reproductive orifices/organs split off from the digestive tract at the other end, i.e. near their butt, though thankfully not combined with it. I assume you have a butt because everything needs a butt. I'd assume yours is near the end of your tail, but I don't know.

Don't be mad at Jack, he's done his best.

Nouille, you're going to damage something permanent. Get a hold of yourself, and stop crushing him to death with the constriction hold.

First off, you wanted to know why the majority of humans are dickheads? It's because our primary reproductive organs are located next to our assholes. In fact, the majority of dominant species on Earth have their primary reproductive organs right next to their organic waste disposal tubes. Some even connect! It's just a major quirk of Earth nature, but what you have to understand is you're doing is disturbing and dangerous to a human.

What this means for you though, is that if you bite him near the brain, it will be the exact opposite of sex. And will probably kill him. And even if this is a dream, the sheer terror could cause advanced brain damage - you know, the thing your partner had that forced you to put him down? So clear your head, and we can explain in detail AFTER you get out of this place.

Possibly with Kate.

Wrong hole, Noodle!
You came on too strongly, and now he's on the verge of passing out. Give him some time to cool off in your hammock and try working on the eye yourself. We just need some additional leverage to pry it free.

Nouille 2018/06/27(Wed)11:16 No. 890269 ID: cc0a23
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...They are 'zere, but 'zey are not saying what I expected 'zem to say at all.

Uh, let me guess, are they saying that I'm real?

...Yes, and 'zat you are scared of me, but you are a dream! 'Zis is my dream, how else does any of 'zis make sense?

Yeah... I think we're in a dream, but we're both dreaming. I don't know how. But I'm definitely the real me. Please let me go.

'Zen... you...

Nouille 2018/06/27(Wed)11:16 No. 890270 ID: cc0a23
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Oh, tona.

Kos malfais, salat, vos kan kos gohoran, yan'yan'gohoran...

Jesus christ I was going to pass out there.

I am so sorry! I did not 'zink you were real!

And you did not want, and... I... you must think-

You want 'zis eye gone, yes? But... 'e is not 'urting anyone. And I 'ave a better idea; maybe I could kill myself instead? I think 'zat would really be for 'ze best.

I'm just... so fucking happy that I'm not getting dick mangled right now. Getting dick mangled once is more then enough.

I was not going to "dick mangled"! I do not even know what a "dick mangled" is! I... salat. Salat salat! I swear 'zat I am not like 'zat!

I do not know what you or 'im are talking about with 'ze "dick mangling" and "butt", so, listen- maybe 'zere is some poison around 'ere I can swallow. Or a malcorhe if 'zere is rope. Yes? And 'zen we never 'ave to speak of 'zis again because I will be dead.

Nouille, please relax. I'm sure Jack doesn't think any less of you. Besides, he thinks you have awesome boobs.

Killing yourself might have some serious consequences so that's right off the table. The reason why we think we have to get rid of the eye is because there's instructions printed right there in English, which is probably why you can't read them but Jack can.

If it's any consolation, the only reason why you're not having sex with Jack right now is because he doesn't want to but many of us thought it would have been cool.

Moving on, let's try to get rid of the eye somehow.

>I do not even know what a "dick mangled" is!
He was afraid of a sensitive organ being damaged by your teeth.

>I 'ave a better idea; maybe I could kill myself instead? I think 'zat would really be for 'ze best.
Probably not a good idea. We've established this isn't a normal dream. That might have consequences worse than just waking up.

look if you really want to move past this the best thing to do is immediately forget about it and go explore what's outside after grabbing the eye. I'm sure they're be something horrible out their that will let you forget all about what just happened.

Oh and if you still are curious about human mating you could ask that one girl who you were trying to help before everyone passed out and wound up here.

Can you just focus on removing the eye?

Don't remove yours. What about that clock? Can you do something with it?

Oh, don't be a big baby. Anyway, for all you know, even if this is a weird magic dream it'll still follow the normal dream-rules in some ways and you'll both forget it when you wake up. At least, humans usually forget most of their dreams! I don't know about your kind.

Besides, you can't tell me Jack doesn't strike you as a man who's had the misfortune to experience many people embarrassing themselves. Just look at him. Even if he is an alien, doesn't he just give off an aura like everyone in a five-male radius who's about to do something dumb or shameful will just be drawn straight toward him?

Think of him like a doctor. Only for indiscretions instead of maladies.

I'm sure he'll come around, you just moved too quickly. Give him maybe a couple more weeks stranded in this strange land.
If you're looking for poison to take, why not eat some of the sticky black gunk on the back of the eye-frame?

dude gave a testicle for a girl he barely knows mate, he'll forgive a bit of accidental dream-molestation

plus now he knows you're down for a clam jamming and you can try to woo him

Nouille 2018/07/02(Mon)13:23 No. 890842 ID: cc0a23
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> Besides, he thinks you have awesome boobs.
I do not want to talk about it.

>I'm sure he'll come around, you just moved too quickly.
I do not want to talk about it.

>plus now he knows you're down for a clam jamming and you can try to woo him
I do not want to talk about it!

>and go explore what's outside
'Zere is nothing out 'zere. Just like when Jack... just like last time.

I cannot even see any specks of any'zing off in 'ze distance.

Nouille 2018/07/02(Mon)13:23 No. 890843 ID: cc0a23
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>What about that clock? Can you do something with it?
I do not know. What is 'zis thing? I recognize it by 'ze word, but I do not know what it is. Does it get rid of stretchy black goo?

>>890843
It's a device for telling time. Specifically time on Jacks's homeworld, Earth.

You're rocking that sheet, sexy noodle girl. I'm pretty sure Jack agrees since he's staring at your ass/tail with what I can only assume is purest regret.

quick question, when did that mirror appear in the room?

Oh and maybe you should try grabbing the eye and see if that does anything. I mean that's kinda the only lead we have right now.

>>890843
No, it's a tool meant for telling time. Two lines slowly precede around a circle over the course of the day, so you know what time of day it is by looking at the position of the lines.

>>890865
Dude, let it go. She doesn't want to talk about it.

>>890878
> quick question, when did that mirror appear in the room?

It was always there. The original hotel room also has a full wall mirror in it. The view is usually pointed away from it so it is not obvious, but you can see it in some posts such as >>885415 . Sorry for any confusion.

Nouille 2018/07/06(Fri)12:01 No. 891406 ID: cc0a23
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>You're rocking that sheet, sexy noodle girl. I'm pretty sure Jack agrees since he's staring at your
...

>Oh and maybe you should try grabbing the eye
>grabbing the eye
>eye
>eye

'Zat's right, it was watching 'ze entire time...

Uh... hey, Nouille. Are you alright? Is there anything-

Nouille 2018/07/06(Fri)12:01 No. 891407 ID: cc0a23
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-jesus christ.

Nouille 2018/07/06(Fri)12:01 No. 891408 ID: cc0a23
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Do not talk to me.

Okie doke

..While this is a simple suggestion, why not both grip the frame and try and rip the eye off the wall? I mean, you are strong, and Jack should be able to help leverage it a bit.

It looks like you really [i] clocked[\i] him one.

When Jack finds his way back to earth you have to come along. With reach like that you'll make a champion boxer for sure. You'll make millions!

...nice hit.

Also uh, take a few deep breaths and calm yourself. Then see if you can't rip the frame off the wall. Might make you feel better.

You clocked him in the eye. Literally.

Will you just pull already?

Hey! It ain't Jack's fault! Bit good job clobbering the eye. You're a good rage noodle.

Wasn’t there a spy camera there in the real world?

Suggestion 2018/07/09(Mon)10:56 No. 891831 ID: cc0a23
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>Pull the frame off the wall.
'Ze 'arder I pull, 'ze more it fights to pull back. I can not pull it off!

That's way farther than Jack got! Keep it steady and tell him to get something cutty.

Start spinning it around, twisting it off might be easier.

It's stringy, and you've pulled it out a good distance. You could flip it over and push the eye back into the base of its own... stalk or whatever.

Try breaking the wall behind the eye?

Actually why haven’t we questioned the eye?
One blink for yes
Two blinks for no?

Nouille 2018/07/16(Mon)10:31 No. 893181 ID: cc0a23
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>Keep it steady and tell him to get something cutty.

Wo-

Oh! 'E already did...

Hold it steady, I'll cut it off.

Nouille 2018/07/16(Mon)10:31 No. 893182 ID: cc0a23
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> Actually why haven't we questioned the eye?
... I suppose we could try? Is 'zere somezing you wanted to ask it?

Wait! Before we slice 'ou off, will 'ou talk with us? One blink for yes, two blinks for no?

Ok, now just to make sure: Was that single blink a coincidence?

Well, that's something. Is it part of why you can't wake up?

And three blinks for "I don't know", "maybe", "it's complicated", "please rephrase", "that's not a yes or no question", etc.

This is silly, if it has something to say it can write it on the wall again. Use a dry-erase tentacle or something.

Nouille 2018/07/17(Tue)11:49 No. 893385 ID: cc0a23
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>This is silly, if it has something to say it can write it on the wall again.
It did not write 'zat. It just appeared. I watched it appearing right in front of me, 'zere was no tentacle!

Also, I do not think the eye wants us to get rid of it. It is 'olding onto 'zis wall tight, yes? In fact it is 'ard to keep it pulled away like 'zis!


>Well, that's something. Is it part of why you can't wake up?
Are you why we are dreaming? If you went away, could we wake up?







Is 'zat all the questions you had? If 'zat is it 'zen let us cut it off and get rid of it, my arms are getting sore! I will ask one first;

Will you go away and leave us alone, 'zen?

Welp! We tried! NOW PREPARE FOR SURGERY!

>>893385
If it’s not gonna leave, then you’ve gotta make it leave!

Start cutting!

Wait! Does it care about our well-being? Perhaps there's some very good reason we're asleep; try asking if it's friendly before cutting it off.

Nouille 2018/07/20(Fri)11:01 No. 893842 ID: cc0a23
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>Perhaps there's some very good reason we're asleep; try asking if it's friendly before cutting it off.
Did you do 'zis thing, put us to sleep, to 'elp us somehow?

Nouille 2018/07/20(Fri)11:01 No. 893843 ID: cc0a23
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Well, in 'zat case, I 'zink it is time for you to leave us alone now!

I really want to wake up from 'zis. And not see... any 'umans for awhile.

J- Jack, cut 'ze thing?

Nouille 2018/07/20(Fri)11:01 No. 893844 ID: cc0a23
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Bye now!

Nouille 2018/07/20(Fri)11:02 No. 893845 ID: cc0a23
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And now 'zat is gone I can- what is 'zis now?

Oh no no no fuck no

Greetings, my friend. I have come to apologize for my "behaviour". I have an explanation. If you would allow me to speak, Jack Ryan Morigan, I would like to converse with you. May I join you?

Oh no, 'zere has been enough weird things adjor, I do not want 'zis! We just got rid of 'ze eye! Go away!

Miss Way'Douc. By all means, please. Leave. I have no interest in "speaking" with you. You may pinch yourself awake if you wish. No longer is anything stopping you. I wish to converse with Jack, my friend.

Uh uh. Uh uh.

>>893845
FUCK OFF, YOU BALL EATING SACK OF SHIT!

Okay but seriously we simply do not trust you.

We can talk, though.

Let's hear what he has to say. You might not have liked it but he did help last time. We need to be more wary of the price though, you've already lost one expendable item. You don't have anything else that can be sacrificed so easily. Except maybe your appendix but I don't think he'd buy that.

Tell him he may not want to talk to you but if he wants to talk to Jack you'll probably have to stay because Jack seems like he's not going to be capable of talking much without someone to back him up and calm him down a little.

>>893846
That is no way to speak to a business partner!
I'm willing to listen to anything that isn't immediately trying to kill us on this rock. Better stay with Jack, Nouille. Who knows what happens if you faint inside a dream.

Both of them agreed to the trade, and I think (at the moment) looking back on the situation both of them *still* would have agreed on the trade.

Nouille, do you mind doing us a solid and trying to convince Jack to at least hear him out? He doesn't have to take what he's offering in any case. Oh, and also any resulting trades are *his* to make. He's already sacrificed a part of himself to save another, so if he has to make the choice again it is his decision.

Watch jack's back for him; I know he would do the same for you best that he could.

Nouille 2018/07/25(Wed)15:07 No. 894433 ID: cc0a23
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>Better stay with Jack, Nouille.
Do I... need to? I am sorry, but I do not really want to, ah... be someone 'e can wrap around? Not right now. If 'e needs it 'zat much, I... I can try, but...


Why is 'e so scared of 'zis disgusting mirror man? I do not fully understand. 'E is disgusting, but 'e is not real, right? Or at least, 'e is behind 'ze glass?


It may please you to note, Jack, and our audience also, that I am not interested in a trade. I believe I have overcharged you during our last meeting. My greed overtook my more subtle instincts and I am afraid that I may have lost the opportunity I was... presented. I would like to explain the situation that led to my incorrect decision.

Mnh...

If you would allow me to join you, it would make this conversation much easier on myself. I am bound in certain ways that will make this difficult for me, should you refuse. I would be able to act more freely if you gave me permission to join you.

Sure, invite the mutilated demon who took one of your chicken nuggets into your dreamscape, why not?

Look, Nouille, Jack sacrificed a significant portion of one of his reproductive organs trading it to this guy for reasons that were really pretty heroic of him, no it doesn't grow back on its own and it is not something that happens in human reproduction anyway, and the whole thing was very stressful for him in addition to the obvious pain and so on you'd normally expect from such a thing.

Now I'm actually thinking we should let this guy in, but I think Jack isn't really going to be in a condition to speak clearly on his own behalf, so we need to speak for him and to do that we need you to speak for us, so if you would please that would be kind of you.

>>894433
Listen, Fat Boy.
The last time Jack had any kind of truck with you, you were torturing the living fuck out of people for funsies, then you ate his nut.
That's not a sexual euphemism.
You literally ate one of his gonads.
Now you want Jack - the same man whose ball you devoured - to invite you into this freakish dreamscape so you can "act more freely."
I think, perhaps, you underestimate ours and Jack's self-preservation instincts.

He seems honest. Lets let him join us. What is the worst that can happen.

>>894437
>>894447
Have you two forgotten that this fat bastard owns his own, personal Hell where he tortures people for kicks and that he actually, factually ATE JACK'S TESTICLE?
AND YOU WANT TO LET HIM IN??????????

>>894451
You're conflating meeting him through a screen in a torture chamber with him owning said torture chamber. Though looking back, I do wonder how we got Candy's legs through the floor grate?

If it will be more difficult but not impossible, I would appreciate if our conversations continued to occur with a slight barrier between us. Good fences make good neighbors after all.
You're looking a bit paler than last time. You feeling okay, Xanatos?

>>894433
I am totally for having a monster join the party. Also we don't know if this dude owns a little spot in hell. But he *is* interesting and more importantly, he's knowledgeable. Something we are terribly short of.

I mean, don't judge the ball-eating. Nouille's a sweetheart but her own people tore someone to pieces as a warning.

>'e is not real, right?
That's the thing. He *is* real(physical at least); and the fact that found his way to here, to *jack specifically*, *on purpose* says something of his abilities.

Since his statement said nothing about rectifying the overcharge, I feel there is no reason why you should make this any easier on him.

Nouille 2018/08/01(Wed)15:40 No. 895608 ID: cc0a23
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He, ah, you are saying 'zat Jack doesn't 'ave 'is...

Oh.

Oh!

Oh...

I... can see why 'e needs support, 'zen. I guess I will emotionally 'elp 'im.

'Zere, 'zere.

As for you, I do not 'zink you should come over 'ere. You can stay where you are!

Yes, I have heard. I believe Jack will agree with you, and with them.

Uh, yeah, I don't... really want to see you, man.

Then without the presence of informality, I must treat this as a business transaction. As I have overcharged you, I will make payment to myself. I will not take from myself anything as drastic as removal of a cherished body part... though I will say the agony you experienced tasted exquisite. I will require less of myself.

What are you-

Nouille 2018/08/01(Wed)15:41 No. 895609 ID: cc0a23
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Oh, fuck, don't do that! Jesus christ...

What? What? What did 'e do, I do not understand?

I... can nourish myself on this, though I am a sadist by my nature, and the concept of my own pain disgusts and disturbs me. This pain is... intense. My desire to see this situation exploited to the fullest is more intense. I have high expectations of this.

No- No- I don't owe you anything, you did that to yourself!

No matter. Now, we may talk freely. Are you not curious about why you are here? I know very nearly everything there is to know. This is my nature.

...I don't even fucking care, I just want to get out of this fucking place where everything fucking sucks!

I do not understand why 'e is so distressed. 'E bent 'is finger, is 'zat bad?

Some species have ridged internal bones that are horribly painful to break and can cause long term damage if fractured.

So he just damaged himself in painful fashion.



If you are willing to tell us why he is here for no cost we would listen.

>I do not understand why 'e is so distressed. 'E bent 'is finger, is 'zat bad?
Jack's species (and presumably this guy as well) have rigid structures in their body that give it shape. A framework. One consequence of this is it limits how much and in what ways some body parts move. Bending his finger that way would have required breaking the "bone" inside. This is intensely painful, and possibly permanently disfiguring if the bone does not heal correctly, and is slow to heal. It's an act of willful self mutilation.

I think we just lost a free asset, but given this guy's vocabulary, I think that was a good thing.

Human bones were meant for gripping things, not flexing back and forth. So that was damaging to him.

Broker, we will explain this plainly. The overcharge and form of reparations were presented in a way that is simply anti-charismatic. To put it simply, you have lost two matches of a [large number]-match game. You also won a match by convincing us to perform a transaction with you, despite our slightly better judgement. You need to work on your skill in presentation to win more matches of this merchant game.

Right now, you creep us the @#$% out. Your charisma score relative to us is low. That means any transaction requires incentive - higher transactions of assets for lower potential gain - if you want our attention. If you present your goods well, and explain how they may be applied to our current predicaments, that makes it easier for you to negotiate a higher price.

Further, the methods available in Jack's culture for shaping and repairing flesh are not generally capable of fast healing. A simple break of an extremity may take weeks to fully mend even with surgical intervention helping.

>>895609
>I do not understand why 'e is so distressed. 'E bent 'is finger, is 'zat bad?
What >>895618 said.
As for Mr. Man-In-The-Mirror, we know exactly what kind of thing he is. His kind twists, corrupts, and abuses anything and everything they come in contact with. Thankfully, they can't just take anything. They need to trick people into giving them shit. So whatever deal he's offering is bound to be bad business. It could full well be the way out, but the price would be too great. I guarantee it.

>>895623
I don't think he's trying to trick us, in fact his problem is that he's far too honest. He won't shut up about how much he wants to "exploit" the situation. Granted he "over charged" Jack, which is a bit tricky, but he did tell the terms of the deal in advance and then delivered on them. His real problem is like kome said, his charisma score is zero. Also he's a self described sadist and he eats balls.

>>895635
The only reason a creature like him would speak truthfully would be for the sake of a greater deception. Any truck we have with him will end in disaster.

Not everyone's quintuple-jointed like you, Noodle.
In order of priority, we want to know
1) How to return to Earth (alive),
2) Why Jack's here,
3) Who decided to put Candy through the wringer,
4) How Nouille's maw of infinite teeth works,
and 5) if you are fine with letting the Gangly Gang (name trademark pending) get off this Rock.

Well his motivations are pretty clear now then. He eats pain, but it's also a currency. Although ... the fact that he can eat his own pain is pretty strange, strange enough that even he's finding it a bit of a perversion.

At any rate, we do need info and let's not forget that Candy's in a lot of trouble. Let's talk shop and get this over with.

Why the hell is Jack here?

Nouille 2018/08/07(Tue)13:53 No. 896318 ID: cc0a23
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>5) if you are fine with letting the Gangly Gang (name trademark pending) get off this Rock.
Oh! No, I do not want to leave! 'Zis is my 'ome! Well, 'zis is a dream, but... you know what I mean!

>damaged himself
>possibly permanently disfiguring
>may take weeks to fully mend
Oh! 'Zat sounds... concerning. Why... would 'e do 'zis? I do not understand...

It is no matter. It has been done now.

How you may return to your home, Why Jack has been taken here, Why "Candy" was tortured. These are questions that I may answer as one. I am deciding the most prudent way to answer these, without revealing more then necessary, as I have no desire to prematurely eat through the payment I have made for you. To your concern that I may be lying, I have no interest in tricking you or Jack with this answer, with particular emphasis, not NOW that I have PAID for the information I will give to you. My nature is to tell only truth, in exchange for nourishing agony.

...

There is a man here, who owns me. This man is the same man who kidnapped you and your sexual partner "Candy". You may know him, indirectly. You have visited his home already. You have removed his peering eye, for which I am grateful. He used me and my 'services' to accomplish this feat, kidnapping humans from their... "native home". He has also kidnapped others, on occasion. His name is 'Niin'.

Nine? A number?

N, I, I, N. This is not his real name, it is a stupid name he has given to himself. He is a demonologist. I hate this man. He is ignorant, idiotic, narcassistic, and egotistical, qualities that I do not share. For reasons of ritual significance, I am unable to serve anyone, except him. For reasons of ritual significance, I am able to serve you, Jack. I wish to serve you instead of him. You are not a demonologist, and you do not regard my abilities with value, or desire to pay me in exchange for them. This is understandable. Few humans appreciate what we may give you. However, in another situation, this non-appreciation would make you a poor choice. Unfortunately, you are my only choice. I wish to leave this place. You may help me, so that I may help you leave this place.

I still find myself wishing to speak more freely. May I join you?

Uh....

Conditionally.
If we allow him in, then he may not through action or inaction bring harm to Jack or Nouille. When all business is concluded, Jack and Nouille will be allowed to leave unaltered, unharmed, and unmolested.
Deal?

Ah, so he's offering you his services on one condition: get him the @#$% away from Niin. The price for accepting this, to us, is (A) lowered overall charisma because we enlisted a sadisticannibalist, and (B) we make enemies with Niin, the guy who is in charge of this place. Oh, and (C) the possibility that we're eventually letting a psycho loose on some unsuspecting world.

... Face it, you hate Niin already don't you. I'd consider the benefits of raising a flag of diplomacy with the only demonologist in a demon-infested asteroid but... yeah. Probably won't go well.

Here are some terms and conditions:
(A) He gets to keep his non-sentient property and assets. We cannot order him to perform any suicidal acts. He's not our slave, and we don't want to piss him off by treating him like one.
(B) That said, the main price for accepting his job contract is that we reserve the right to transfer ownership of any of his sentient assets, to anyone, for any reason, at any given time. That clause is specifically included for freeing slaves. This is the main price for saving his ass from Niin.
(C) If he has any debts or curses, that's on him, because you're letting him keep his assets and property. We can help with his baggage, but we reserve the right to not give a @#$%.
(D) If he wants agony of a permanent nature, he's going to need to ask us and you first. Mostly, we'll be torturing our enemies for stuff.
(E) We can give orders. He can choose not to follow them. We'll understand, but we won't like it. And if he pisses us off enough, well... sheep.

In short, he'll come with us, and he'll come out rich, but if he's bending the knee to us so he doesn't have to bend over to the other asshole? He'll play by our rules. End of story.

Yeah let him in.

Tell him you would love to know the tricks to keep yourself safe. But you are not a demon specialist so have no idea how to do that.

So make him promise to not be a asshole to you. And not in his odd terms. But anything you would consider to be assholeish.

You're all so trusting. Very well. If you're how that guy kidnapped us, then enabling your separation sounds like a good idea, for now. I also imagine that you are not the only demon in this -ologist's service, and as we have none on our side it would be good to level the playing field.

He's a demon, he hates his master, his master has screwed you over. For the time being we'd be foolish to refuse his help -- we have a common enemy.

What he's saying right now that Jack's a perfect choice for master strictly on the fact that Jack is very likely to let him go the moment he can go home, which means he can find a new, more agreeable master. They part ways, Jack gets what he wants, demon gets what he wants. We don't have a lot of options, especially since this Niin character is going to spy on Jack. One less demon in his service is a boon for us despite the risks.

>>896318
So uh how can a demon part ways with a master? Like, will Jack have to die for him to switch masters once they're on Earth?

Nouille 2018/08/13(Mon)14:39 No. 897055 ID: cc0a23
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Ah, I think 'zey want you to come through, if you-

Yes, I have understood the conditions. I find each condition acceptable, especially as I was not previously planning on violating your stated conditions. I promise I will not attempt to trick Jack, deceive Jack, cause harm to Jack, and I will not overstay my 'welcome'. We shall split paths at the first available opportunity, with my fullest blessing.

However, I require that Jack specifically be the one to allow me in.

Uhm, if the voices say it's okay, I guess...?

Very good.

Nouille 2018/08/13(Mon)14:39 No. 897056 ID: cc0a23
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Yes.

HEY!

I- fuckfuckfuck

This will be made more efficient if the two I have actual interest in speaking with, were contained together in the same skull.

Jack 2018/08/13(Mon)14:40 No. 897059 ID: cc0a23
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There. Now, we may-

DO NOT TOUCH ME YOU DISGUSTING- FAT- DISGUSTING--!

Jesus christ...

Ah-... I did not cause harm-

'OW DARE YOU TOUCH ME! DO NOT TOUCH ME!!

I- yes, I understand. You are still sensitive to contact, after-

SHUT UP!

Yes, I understand. I did not consider-

SHUT UP!

...

... I apologize.

SHUT UP YOU UGLY GOROHAN! DO NOT TOUCH ME AGAIN!

... I am not accustomed to being treated in this manner. Not with conditions and insults.

...What the fuck... he's not trying to... kill her?

Xyphylyss be patient with her. She has had a series of surprises lately and needs time to compose herself after your action. Pressing her will only cause her to become more upset and insulting. Who knows, an apology may even be forthcoming once she is calm enough?

>>897059
Yes, Jack. He's bound by whatever laws govern him.
Can't say he doesn't deserve the reaming out, especially after all the shit he's pulled. Maybe think next time before just straight up grabbing people by the head.
Nouille, you have a right to your anger. You've had to deal with a preposterous amount of crap. However, we need to get on with things, so maybe save your justified rage for another time?

Just back off a bit and avoid talking or getting close. She is lashing out and will need time to calm down. The best thing you can do is respect her space and leave her alone.

Consider this a fun diversion from your normal affairs.

Just focus on getting us up to speed at the moment.

... Right, let's get some business deals set up.

Here's an idea: Bounty Hunter quests. I expect there to be certain... individuals... that you would spend extensive time savoring as they writhe in agony. Give us names and faces, and we can have Jack and company hunt them down. Then we trade their pain for keys to unlock your intel from any restrictions you have.

He can transfer the voices too? Fascinating. Maybe we should hitch a ride with him sometime.

>>897059
Jack, could you tell Nouille to please stop yelling at him and let him talk.

The sooner you let him talk and say what he has to say, the sooner both you and her will be allowed to wake up from the weird combined dream you’re both having.

Jack 2018/08/18(Sat)13:57 No. 897774 ID: cc0a23
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I apologize. Again. I am not accustomed to a social situation where I am not in partial or total control.

...

May I be allowed to speak?

...

Excellent, my friends. Your suggestion of using others to pay me is acceptable. Unfortunately, I do not have suggestions of my own as to who you may target. You may be interested to know, you have already met nearly everyone of importance who is currently festering on this accursed tiny rock. It is not large. Should you wish to trade the pain of another, it will need to come from one of these beings you have already met. Preferably human, though I have learned that I may begrudgingly accept alien agony also.

However... Niin is, for reasons of ritual significance, incapable of direct interaction. I predict he will pull someone here, to act as his hands. I will know of this when and if it happens and I will inform you at that time. It may present an excellent source of agony for me to feast on.

More important then what is brought here is how it may be taken away. I am not directly capable of this feat. My employer bargained my knowledge of my brethren to assist him in summoning another of my kind, one who gave him the talent to move from this place in-between and back again, among many other places. I will assist you with summoning this demon, though the ritual is difficult, I have a price, and this demon summoned will have a price also. Consider that you will have a great deal of power after, useful not only for escaping this place but for much else also. For this matter, I may also help you summon an enormously wide host of my kind should you desire it, each with their own power and strength to offer, though there is only one that will directly assist our escape.

You may also pry the talent from Niin's worthless skull, though this may be difficult. I have already assisted him in several matters, the end result of which being that his home is largely impregnable. When you have awoken, I may show you what I speak of. If you are able to confront him, I can assist with this transfer of ability, and for this I would gladly pay myself my own price once again. Though it may be less complicated to learn this talent for yourself and not need to ever interact with him. You need not make a decision now. I would suggest you do not.

These are the two paths that I know of, and I know of everything that is. This is the information that I wished to impart upon you. It may be worth knowing, I do not know of everything that will be. It is conceivable that circumstances may change. I doubt this. I inform you merely as I wish to be thorough.

We should probably subtract from the mad interdimensional torturer equation instead of adding to it, so Niin's got to go.
So, we can wake up now?

Thanks for the heads up i guess.
We’ll figure things out as we go, but before that, i was wondering about runes; Specifically if there’s any other useful ones you could teach us and what that would cost. We already know 3(kinda) and they are keeping our friend from certain death so more might be helpful.

Just what was all that "Combined in the same skull" crap? Did you bar our communication with Noodle?

Jack 2018/09/24(Mon)13:23 No. 903005 ID: cc0a23
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>Just what was all that "Combined in the same skull" crap?
I was referring to Jack and Yourself. It is inconvenient to me for you to possess the alien as your host.

>i was wondering about runes; Specifically if there's any other useful ones you could teach us and what that would cost.
...Though I do not want to do so, I will do one final free act for you, as a further gesture of my beneficial intent. Allow me some time to consider and collect what you may find most useful. I will bring this information back to you.

I must attend to myself now. This pain is very much unbearable. You will wake up.

Jack 2018/09/24(Mon)13:23 No. 903007 ID: cc0a23
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Ahn... where am I?

>>903007
Just South of a shapely alien backside.

Sleeping on the job!

Jack 2018/10/02(Tue)12:00 No. 904512 ID: cc0a23
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Oh. It's her again.

I feel you squirming around back there. You are awake, then.

Uh... yeah. Where am I?

In squalor. Filth. The little green man's garbage heap.

... I'm sorry?

You are in the ambitiously named 'Trench town'. There are two population centers on this fucking rock, and this is one of them.

Jack 2018/10/02(Tue)12:00 No. 904513 ID: cc0a23
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What am I doing here?

You are the one who came here, you tell me.

Unless you mean why you are here. Specifically. You passed out in front of the door. He requested that I watch over you. I carried you to the farm, so that I could continue to work.

Man, I just woke up, I'm still confused. What farm?

...Go speak to the little green man. He should be done fucking his fat pig breeder. He is nominally in charge here, it is his duty to tolerate small humans.

Say "Ok, sorry to bother you. What direction, please?"

>>904513
I can already tell that this huge bitch is in no way going to appreciate any thanks or apologies on our part, so just walk away and start looking for the "little green man."

Don't be too hard on her. If you were stuck in the middle of a monster-infested desert and the nearest population center was run by a serial rapist, you'd be a total &!+(#-ass too.

Let's get this over with. Go talk to Bolo.

uhhhh, thanks for watching me I guess... which way to the farm?

>>904512
>Oh. It's her again.

You know her already somehow? Well, you want to fill us in then?

Well, thank you for tolerating us, large red woman. Go find Bolo and don't touch anything pink.

Jack 2018/10/24(Wed)14:32 No. 908126 ID: cc0a23
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>>904569
>You know her already somehow? Well, you want to fill us in then?
She was doing another of these walls up when I first came here. The front door was locked and apparently I wasn't getting in for awhile, so she said I may as well help her. Ah... she didn't put it in those exact words, though.

>>904525
Okay, could you tell me where the 'little green man' is, please?

...We are in a trench. There are exactly two directions. Pick one and you have am excellent chance of picking correctly.

Furthermore, it would not take you long to scour this shithole end to end if you did pick incorrect.

... But I will give you a hint. This door.

Right. Uh, thanks.

This is actually way nicer then she was before, believe it or not. She hasn't threatened to shove her heel down my throat and wear me like a sock yet, or called me 'prey'.

Jack 2018/10/24(Wed)14:33 No. 908127 ID: cc0a23
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They got a couple of beds I guess. Not really a 'town' if everyone bunks together, that's more of a scout camp cabin.

[[Also, we are far from full capacity. Most of these beds lay empty.]]

Oh, uh, hey there, Victor.

I forgot those dudes can read minds.

Jack 2018/10/24(Wed)14:33 No. 908128 ID: cc0a23
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And that's the front door over there, isn't it? Goddamn, this place is tiny. Unless it stretches out the other way or something.

Looks like Demrin finished her wall though. She put that up fast. Unless I was passed out for a week or something.