Zen Quest: Zen Harder Pawn_01 2020/05/25(Mon)13:39 No. 967859 ID: dce46f
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Says here you're the only witness... seen fleeing the scene of the crime across a freeway. Not a good look pal, not something an innocent bird does

Zen Quest: Zen Harder Pawn_01 2020/05/25(Mon)13:40 No. 967860 ID: dce46f
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So tell me chicken... and I'm only going to ask this once...

Zen Quest: Zen Harder Pawn_01 2020/05/25(Mon)13:41 No. 967861 ID: dce46f
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Why did you cross that road?

>Chicken is in a real bind! What do they do?

To get to the other side.

cluck the police
I'll never talk.

"There was no reason. I simply did." See if you can trick this guy into accidentally ascending himself.

Look, roads are complicated things and you didn't know that you were suppose to drive down it. You're nought but a simple chicken

Hey man, crossing the road is something chickens just do! It's like, a rite of passage and is really calming, y'know? I've been having a rough time last couple of days, lost my job, wife left me for the big black cockerel next door... Can you blame me for wanting an escape? And before you say it, no, I wasn't trying to get run over.

Zen Quest: Zen Harder [1/3] Pawn_01 2020/05/25(Mon)14:28 No. 967878 ID: dce46f
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>>967862
You think that's funny huh? You think this is a joke wiseguy?
>>967868
Me and you both know that's not the issue here. Stop jerking me around or this is going to become and entirely less pheasant conversation bird brain. Lets both agree not to fowl this up.

Zen Quest: Zen Harder [2/3] Pawn_01 2020/05/25(Mon)14:29 No. 967879 ID: dce46f
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>>967866
Maybe you don't understand your position here...

Zen Quest: Zen Harder [3/3] Pawn_01 2020/05/25(Mon)14:29 No. 967880 ID: dce46f
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COP reaches into his trouser pocket
The precinct wants a body to drag in front of the commissioner, all that's being decided in this room is if its warm or cold.
COP draws a large GUN!
>>967866 , it would be a risk but there's a chance it could snap him straight to revelation here and make him as much of a fugitive as I am, but if it doesn't work he might catch on and start shooting!

Oh dang! That gun is labelled and everything!

So it's murder then, eh? Just so you know, we put the 'cock' in 'cocking your weapon.' Pull out your own gun! At least, whatever could pass as one. Fingers (feathers?) will do

look the officer deep into the eyeballs and say "am i being detained?".
the sheer level of legal wizardry you just unleashed should stun him long enough to think of a plan out of here.

sorry made a mistake, in panel 2 above >>967866 is meant to be >>967863 !

Okay okay, jeez, jokes aside...

You had to get away. See, these little come-to-buddha moments, they get their hooks into you. You happen across one measly ascension and it's like all of a sudden you've got a plot hook line and sinker to nirvana. Nuh-uh, no-oh. You crossed that road because you had to get somewhere safer. Somewhere more... worldly.

You had to cross that road...

To get your cluck on.

Ask the cop if he's really willing to shoot you.

Is he ready to 'cross that road?'

Zen Quest: Zen Harder Pawn_01 2020/05/25(Mon)16:34 No. 967933 ID: dce46f
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>>967887
>>967906
Listen kid, I don't want it to be this way. The way you tell it seems plausible but you're our only lead, its not a matter of guilt or innocence to the commissioner its a matter of saving face and keeping the department funded. Just confess and we'll make sure your sentencing is lenient.

Zen Quest: Zen Harder Pawn_01 2020/05/25(Mon)16:35 No. 967934 ID: dce46f
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>>967884
while he's distracted by empathy you strike him with your law-fu!

What? The hell are you saying you've obviously already been detai-

>>967881
you don't have a gun, but a fingergun might pass for one in the darkness! You spin the lamp around!
Aaagh my eyes! Mother clucker my eyes!

COP has dropped large GUN!

>>967934
Get the GUN and start interrogating HIM! Where was he on the night of the ascension? What is his relationship with the freeway? HOW MANY CHICKENS HAS HE EATEN IN HIS LIFE?

Quick, pull the Good Cop, Bad Cop routine on him!
"WHERE WERE YOU ON THE 12th!?? I KNOW IT WAS YOU. TALK!"

Pawn_01 & Mel(Artist) Zen Quest: Zen Harder 2022/02/09(Wed)00:05 No. 1022837 ID: 894419
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>>967935
You acquire the gun while COP reels in confusion!
> WHAT IS YOU RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FREEWAY OFFICER
> HOW MANY CHICKENS HAVE YOU EATEN YOU SICK FUCK
I… I, Oh god oh no, I haven’t… I mean..
You have no proof! I haven’t ever eaten any chickens!
>>967936
> Where were you on the 12th?!?! I KNOW IT WAS YOU!
Oh shit, oh fuck, Okay I confess I ate chicken on the 12th! If you promise me immunity I’ll give you the keys to the interrogation room, just don’t prosecute me! I beg you, I have a family to support!

>>1022837
This guy confessed a bit too easily... like a coward... some may even say... like a chicken? Is that a mask you see? YANK IT OFF!!!

>>1022837
say something cool like "did you give those chickens you ate immunity, you motherfucker?!" and then shoot the gun at the wall next to his head before clucking and running to freedom

[1/3] Pawn_01 Zen Quest: Zen Harder 2022/02/09(Wed)01:09 No. 1022840 ID: 894419
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>>1022839
>Did you give those chickens immunity you motherfucke4?!?!?
You fire over his shoulder to intimidate him
>You sick fuck, you’re going down for this!

[2/3] Pawn_01 & Blobbish Zen Quest: Zen Harder 2022/02/09(Wed)01:10 No. 1022841 ID: 894419
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>>1022838
You don’t feel a need to unmask this criminal, as he’s unmasked himself as a heinous chicken eater!
> You’re done for murderer, I don’t need your permission to take the keys!
You take the man’s keys, and badge, and step out of the interrogation room

[3/3] Pawn_01 Zen Quest: Zen Harder 2022/02/09(Wed)01:11 No. 1022842 ID: 894419
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When you step out the POLICE CHIEF is waiting
You’re a loose canon chicken! But you got the confession and got the job done damnit! What kind of crime do you want to solve next?

>>1022842

A murder! There’s word that a scorpion murdered a poor innocent frog while crossing a river, we need to get the details!!

What crime to solve? Why don't we solve the crime of existence itself. It's wrongful imprisonment!

The case of the missing chicken fingers. Thise sick bastards.

You must settle the Tobak-Neumono supremacy conflict.
The victor would acquired the resouces needed for their toy line, animated series, and lackluster video game adaptation of the latter.
The death toll is massive.