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968619 No. 968619 ID: 49c9bd

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No. 969310 ID: 5877dc

Better drop that paper if you don't want Jane to see it floating in mid-air.
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No. 969318 ID: 77e804

Ah shit, ehhh let me play with it, so it doesn't look like is flying in mid air. I'll give it to her somehow.
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No. 969322 ID: d88d26

We shouldn't adopt our new friend attitude toward Jane as our own.
Let's mitigate the association between ourself and the creepy paper by showing affection toward Jane. If we are lucky she will be too distracted to read the four letters.
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No. 969327 ID: 6e6f32

Sit perfectly upon paper so as not a single fur touches floor. Let out a single meow to acknowledge Jane's presence.

If Jane approaches flip onto back and reveal belly whilst emitting a playful purred chirp. Remaining on the paper the entire time, of course.

If Jane gestures a limb toward us. ATTACK! We will be careful as to not draw blood.
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No. 969328 ID: 49c9bd
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969328

>Just to clarify, it is not magically floating and falls to the floor, but in a swooping way that paper does when dropped suddenly, as Penumbra is fully vanished. Jane curiously, approaches the paper which lies on the floor next to you.
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No. 969330 ID: cdabe3

wait shit, grab the paper!

it still only says "hell", not "hello"!
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No. 969332 ID: a9af05

>>969328
Quick, hide the evidence! Start ripping up the paper!
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No. 969334 ID: 77e804

>>969328
Ah shit, that is not good! Why did we started doing this in a CORREDOR!?
LET'S TAKE IT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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No. 969335 ID: 77e804

>>969334
Hall* sorry
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No. 969337 ID: 5877dc

Guess we're grabbing this paper and running off with it to a place where we won't get followed.
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No. 969347 ID: c05e97

Grab paper with mouth and scurry under something narrow like a sofa
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No. 969348 ID: 6c227a

sit on paper. refuse to move. defend paper with hisses and claws.

you know. be a cat.
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No. 969383 ID: 0f9b79

Look up at her with dinnerplate eyes and leap upon her shoulders.
If we succesfully make it up there without stumbling and claws, grab her face with our tail accross the eyes.
If we fail and are all claws that works too.

Tis what my cat does to distract me. Can attest that its very effective.
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No. 969675 ID: 49c9bd
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969675

>You snatch up the paper and run away with it, this prompts Jane to give chase.

hey! what do you got there?!

>You manage to outpace her and leap powerfully and elegantly onto the fridge and into the upper shelves where the dishes, dry food and cans are kept, all the compartments are connected and you could just as easily move to the far end as stay near the fridge.

misty pst pst pst misty~? where'd you go? gosh I hope that wasn't an important paper... Misty where are you?
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No. 969677 ID: 5877dc

Let's hide the paper and then come out.
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No. 969678 ID: e51896

Penumbra, where are you?

We're not out of the woods yet. She can still find us. We're going to need a decoy of some sort to lower her curiosity, something that looks like the paper we had so she thinks that is what we ran away with and she can stop looking for the paper. lets hide the paper far back in inside the compartment that is hard for the humans to reach, and tear off a label of one of the cans or bags with our claws and trick her into thinking the label is the paper we ran with once we exit the compartment. Head towards the lightswitch with the label afterwards so we can be prepared to turn off the lights if she isn't fooled and decides to look through the shelves afterwards. Maybe that way Penumbra can retrieve the paper while she is distracted, (we'll need to alert him where if we need to)
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No. 969679 ID: 72056d

Penumbra, we are kinda stuck, we need a diversion!
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No. 969684 ID: b1b4f3

>>969675
Go to the far end of the cabinets where it's dark, so that Penumbra can finish writing.
Then come out of the cabinets and distract Jane until the letter's written.
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No. 969735 ID: 9876c4

>>969684
Prostrats
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No. 969740 ID: f2320a

>>969684
We must finish the paper also would gwen be happy if jane was healthy like her.
Hmmm. How much can we change our shape? I have the idea of making a cloth suit so we can be in the light with gwen
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No. 969741 ID: f2320a

>>969740
And our shape i mean our friends shape if he can wear something that blocks light enough he would become pale except possibly his heaf
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No. 970145 ID: 49c9bd
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970145

sorry for the random week long break, had some technical difficulties. probably going to try to stream on twitch full time, or at least 30 hours a week or so... maybe use my vr headset for streams, maybe draw a bunch, what kind of content would you all like to see me do on twitch?

>you run to the back of the cabinets and find Penumbra in the darkness. you give it the unfinished note and inform it of your plan to distract Jane.

thank you creature. I will try to put my heart to paper as fast as I can, I wont think I'll just speak the truth.
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No. 970146 ID: 49c9bd
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970146

>you hop down to the counter and make greeting thrills at Jane.

oh there you are misty. What a rambunctious kitty you are, yes you are~ oh what a big boy you are... what do you want hhmmnn? Oh you big floofy chonker, what does my Misty want~?
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No. 970174 ID: 517b6c

Jaaane, listen to meeee, i want you to put me between your boobieeees~~
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No. 970180 ID: b1b4f3

Let's play the belly game. Roll over and expose belly but grab her with claws if she tries to rub it.
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No. 970188 ID: d186fc

>>970146
Well, they don't seem anorexic.
Also, is she an elf? Are elves a thing? If not, that is a very long ear.



...and fangs?

Am I the only one seeing this?
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No. 970214 ID: 770781

>>970146
alas, we have been questioned, and as such by the Law Feline we must always answer by indicating that we want food
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No. 970219 ID: e51896

>>970214
We cant ask for food, our food might be where Penumbra is at

Give licks to Jane with our sandpaper tongue
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No. 970226 ID: a9af05

>>970219
No, our food is in one of the lower cabinets. Penumbra is up in one of the higher cabinets away from where out food is located.
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No. 970233 ID: 5877dc

"I wish to travel to Hawaii to be surrounded by a bunch of beautiful naked girls while relaxing on a lounger and sipping coconut juice."
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No. 970251 ID: 9876c4

If we act cute, this creature might pick us up and cuddle us.
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No. 970733 ID: 49c9bd
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970733

>>970188
indeed elves do exist, if a talking shadow can exist, surely so do elves... you get a closer look at Jane, this proves difficult as you're much better at seeing movement and distant things. How ever you affirm that Jane is not an elf. You are in fact quite familiar with the elven kind... You recall in your past life, when you were an athletic grey, you would hunt the elves for sport! oh hey they ran and ran, but never could escape... what fun~
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No. 970734 ID: 49c9bd
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970734

>>970188
You also consider her sharper than average teeth... though hers are far from the pointiest you've come in contact with... two lives ago you recall having adopted a servant with much, much sharper and longer fangs. he was very nice to you if memory serves... and there was... always so much fresh meat in the house for you... And... before that...
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No. 970737 ID: 49c9bd
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970737

...before...-...in the life...-...before...-...you recall...-...there was...-...he...
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No. 970738 ID: 49c9bd
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970738

...he...-...was...-...so...-...hungry...
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No. 970739 ID: 49c9bd
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970739

ah yes in that life you met a friend, a very hungry friend, he taught you the secret to talking to humans. always demand food, it is the only way~

>>970214
>You demand food oh the human woman despite being just recently fed. surely the food bowl could be more full!

Jane - Aaww you floofmeister.

>>970251
>>970174
you wiggle at her and rub your soft fur to her pale skin, the human is quick to pick you up and hold you against her chest. Purring loudly the human is completely absorbed with you and doesn't notice Penumbra slip past her and into the main hall, letter in hand.
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No. 970740 ID: 7d9195

Mission accomplished. What now?

I suppose we stay like this for a while and then go check up on the ghost.
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No. 970744 ID: e19a40

Great!
Once you receive your food give it one bite than demand a closed door to be opened and refuse to move after she comply.

Are you able to contact your ex servant with sharp teeth? Would be nice to visit him sometime.
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No. 970757 ID: b1b4f3

It is time to knead.
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No. 970758 ID: 6e6f32

>>970739
Of course he was hungry.
That is an endless hunger that can only momentarily be sated by the Consumption of Souls.
Tis the roll of cats in the world, Yes? To absorb the love and affection of those around them so that they may return that energy to The Devourer upon completion of the cycle.

Oh but how much easier it would be to be able to simply open their veins and claim their soul wholesale!
Alas, perhaps we'll be a saber-tooth next life.

Though perhaps the resident aethereal being could... contribute.
When he stops being amusing, of course.
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No. 970759 ID: b1b4f3

>>970758
Bro, no, cats don't kill their owners.
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No. 970762 ID: 6e6f32

>>970759
Bruh.
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No. 970763 ID: 36784c

>>970758
Don’t kill our owners! Then we wouldn’t have anyone left to give us food!
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No. 970879 ID: 9876c4

>>970757
I feel the knead
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No. 971397 ID: 49c9bd
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971397

>You kneed and nuzzle Jane insisting on being fed, though she seems deaf to your desperate pleas. With your keen hearing you notice Gwen has found the note you helped Penumbra write.

Gwen - heh? whats this... hey chat a letter just slid under my door... odd, usually my room mate just barges in or shouts...

Gwen - let's see what's all this about... Ehem... hello, it is a pleasure to finally write to you, though I must confess, that I'm not sure how to approach this... what is Jane up to? ... it has always been my pleasure to co exist with you, and if truth be told I wish we continue for eons untold... eum? ... I have always watched over you and adored you, from afar, for as long as you've lived in my domain... What the hell?! ... I love you, there I've said it, I love your every fiber, I love your healthy body and beautiful charm. I will always be here with you and will always watch over you... I love you I love you I love you I love... it just goes on... Guys?! guys this is really creepy!! this is supper creepy!!

>AS you nuzzle Jane, you see Gwen panicked, stumble out of her room and into the kitchen

Gwen - is this a joke?!

Jane - eh?

Gwen - what's this!

Jane - I don't know?

Gwen - what do you mean you don't know!!

>They continue to argue for a bit... then both panic... They become, very panicked...
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No. 971406 ID: 406574

Damn it Penumbra, you made it too creepy! I knew that a letter was a bad idea...
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No. 971409 ID: 094652

EMERGENCY BUNTING MANEUVER!
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No. 971410 ID: e19a40

>>971406
To be fair there was no way this wouldn't sound creepy. It was always creepy after all.


You know what Penumbra, I think this work out as well as we could have hoped we would. We can pretty much let them rationalize this for a while.

How about you help me now? Put a some cat food in my plate so I can ignore it and open a few door so I don't have to go through them.
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No. 971411 ID: 2b4ae2

Walk in with a writing tool in your mouth
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No. 971412 ID: b1b4f3

>>971411
That could work... the letter would certainly be less worrisome if an unusually intelligent cat wrote it out of love for its owner. We should ask Penumbra if that's what he wants though.
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No. 971416 ID: 6e6f32

>>971411
This will work if we also walk into the room whilst standing on hind legs...
backwards
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No. 971418 ID: f2320a

>>971416
Ah the classic goblin stance cats can do where they walk on hindlegs and streech out there long bodies and dangle there front limbs infront of them
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No. 971471 ID: 7d9195

Well, that's exactly what I warned about.

Bringing the pen to the girls... I don't think that's a good idea. They might kill us for being a creep, and also it would work against Penumbra's efforts.

Go listen in on the girls to see what conclusions they come up with.
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No. 971481 ID: 9876c4

If we're afraid of causing a little chaos, we might as well turn in our cat card now.
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No. 971497 ID: 17bcce

Meow into the microphone, Our bewitching voice must be heard by the world.
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No. 971622 ID: 49c9bd
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971622

>You trot over to the frightened girls with a pen in your mouth, but they don't seem to take notice of you, least of all assume that you wrote the eerie note... how ever when you hop onto Gwens desk, and show the stream that you have the Pen, they are quick to conclude that you wrote the note and immediately fall in love with you!!
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No. 971623 ID: 49c9bd
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971623

>>971497
You decide to repay their admiration with the song of your people, how ever since they are so far away, you need to sing extra loud to make sure they hear you... and for what its worth, the chat loves every second~
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No. 971624 ID: e51896

CLIP THAT!

Oh wait, we're not chat. We're cat.
Ah well, im sure chat will clip it, and then it will go viral im sure, then Gwen will get more viewers. Yay.
Hopefully when Gwen come back, chat will show a replay of our silly shenanigans and calm her down

Oh, i think we should find Penumbra. He probably isnt too happy the letter didnt work and needs our moral support
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No. 971632 ID: b1b4f3

>>971623
Push buttons on the keyboard.
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No. 971634 ID: dce46f

Paw at the microphone so it spins on its swivel! What fun!
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No. 971636 ID: 6e6f32

Curl around microphone. Purr loudly.
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No. 971645 ID: 9aa12d

Be cute, be adorable, and most of all, be so irresistible that they forfeit all mortal possessions to you
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No. 971646 ID: 4286b4

We should show our butt on the stream.
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No. 971660 ID: f7cdf8

>>971646
not unless they donate bits, LOTS OF BITS, MONEY FOR CATNIP
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No. 971666 ID: 9ea12c

Type like that one cat that plays the electric piano.
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No. 971684 ID: f2320a

>>971666
Yes but what should we type?
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No. 971777 ID: 9ea12c

>>971684
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh something about Penumbra? Foreshadowing?
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No. 971782 ID: 278f7f

we know ultimately we have to walk over that glowing pad then perch there until removed
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No. 971785 ID: 6e6f32

Type "Ghost Friend"
Anything more complex will surely end in failure.
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No. 971789 ID: 9876c4

Clearly, communicating with humans is a lost cause, and we should type something to amuse other felines.
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No. 972393 ID: 49c9bd
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972393

>you decide to start typing on the glowing red keyboard, making sure to pay homage to the famed piano cat, and looking up into the glinting camera.

"gfghbikloastrfg vcfcdkienm dfc"

Some how chat deciphered your message and is now on a wild ghost hunt through all of Gwen's clipped footage and saved streams on Youtube. Some claiming to have already seen the "ghost friend" before, while others argue that it's all a hoax, and that the cat typing the same way as piano cat is the smoking gun. interesting still, some people in chat mention that their own feline companions were drawn to your singing and have become very vocal, there is also a number of the viewers who are just typing cute things at you, telling you how handsome and smart you are.
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No. 972395 ID: 9876c4

Confirm that you are indeed handsome and smart. With song!
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No. 972398 ID: 835f18

>>972393
Careful, no more trying to spill the beans. Even this extent of chat going through clues and stuff is likely to attract unwanted attention or consequences.
Don't want gwen hiring an exorcist or something.

Regardless, gotta lie down on the keyboard now. Activate Loaf form,and prepare to feign grumpiness when moved.
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No. 972400 ID: 1c1d17

Damn we are really not help Penumbra's case here. But what can you expect of a cat?
Let's just keep being adorable.
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No. 972419 ID: e78a3b

We should do a sexy pose, you know, on our back, with tail between our legs...
gotta get them simp dollars rolling in
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No. 972429 ID: 6e6f32

Calm chat with purr based asmr
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No. 972854 ID: 49c9bd
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972854

>you lay down on the glowing warm board, after purring and snuffing into the microphone... rolling around, you enjoy the click clack of the little keys on your back, like a pleasant massage~

those of the chat who aren't actively hunting ghosts are enjoying your lovely dance and as they should, have committed to donating a few bits to you~

>Gwen stumbles into the room looking for a flash light, with which to scour the crawl space for homeless people who may of written the note, in a blind panic... she notices you on the keyboard and moves closer to remove you!!
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No. 972855 ID: 49c9bd
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972855

>As she comes closer to extract you from the warming pad, you puff up and dig your claws into it for dear life, as is tradition~

Gwen - come on Misty, get off the keyboard... ehh... whats going on in stream?

>She stops focusing on you and instead on the numerous photo's you've accidentally opened by rolling on the keyboard.
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No. 972857 ID: 6e6f32

Self Removal and engagement of head nuzzles and purrs is required, freakout 2.0 is coming. We must slow it down.
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No. 972873 ID: b1b4f3

>>972855
Huh? Wait, she took photos of the ghost already?
Maybe that means Penumbra doesn't need to hide from her.

Let's see what her reaction is. If she tries to push you off the keyboard go limp and nuzzle her hand. Maybe she will give you lap.
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No. 972878 ID: a89ec5

Say whaaat, Penumbra? In photos? I never heard of this. What is this all about?
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No. 972883 ID: e19a40

Refuse to leave unless appropriately bribed with headpats.


>>972878

>... chat... is now on a wild ghost hunt through all of Gwen's clipped footage and saved streams on Youtube.
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No. 972916 ID: e51896

ummm... pull the plug before she focuses on the pics
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No. 972923 ID: 278f7f

Hoo boy, Gwen's stream's popularity is probably about to jump up a bit.
Chat will no doubt have a couple of actual believers, the rest thinking it's fake/some kinda ARG and enjoying it regardless.

As such, this is probably not going away anytime soon...
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No. 972930 ID: 4286b4

Whoa, check out the pics of the sexy kobolds.
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No. 973861 ID: 49c9bd
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973861

>>972857
>You try to draw her attention away from the screen and towards yourself with nuzzles and loud purring, Gwen promptly picks you up and holds you tightly, before continuing her inspection of the screen. you try to stop her from looking by wiggling and pushing at her face but its no use, she's laser focused!

>>972916
>you try to escape and destroy the offending images, but she is now holding you tightly for comfort as her heart rate grows rapidly!!
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No. 973862 ID: 49c9bd
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973862

Gwen - J-Jane!! T-t-the house is very... Extreamly H-H-h-haunted!!
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No. 973865 ID: df76b1

Yes, this is accurate.
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No. 973867 ID: 4286b4

Let's turn off the lights :o
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No. 973868 ID: e19a40

Penumbra, the internet just told Gwen about you. If you don't do something she will leave and may never return.
To buy time, make sure the front and back doors are locked and hide the keys. After that you better prepare yourself to communicate with her somehow.
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No. 973869 ID: 6c9030

>>973862
Lick her nose.
Everyone knows animals panic when malicious spirits are around, so that'll help.
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No. 973874 ID: 094652

It's bunting time!
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No. 973875 ID: e51896

purring can send calming waves to others. Start purring to calm her down.
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No. 973889 ID: 736c28

Critical failure!
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No. 973937 ID: 56907e

If you can release youself from Gwen's clutches, go over to the computer screen and give one of the pictures of Penumbra cat kisses (lick penumbra on the computer). It will be our last ditch effort to show her he is a friend.
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No. 973939 ID: d186fc

>>973862
Just in case we really do have to intervene here, reach unto the void and test our connections with the ancient one as we did three lives ago. Ofc we don't want things to come to that, but you never know. Desperate times call for desperate measures and there are times where taboos must be broken.

Mutating our form to be capable of speech could help us be a mediator once we are past the initial shock. Of course, we would only talk to penumbra and Gwen (and maybe Jane) when they are alone so we do not attract unwanted attention. Anyone would think they were mad if they tried to prove we talked. Much like Michigan in One Froggy Evening (Looney Tunes)
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No. 973981 ID: 014f5b

>>973874
>>973875
PURR AND BUNT! YOU ARE HUGE, YOU MUST HAVE HUGE FOODS, PURR AND BUNT!
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No. 976812 ID: f2320a

>>973939
Ah like the ancient ones before the dream land
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No. 976815 ID: d909cb

>>973939
The chances of us being able to change our form seems low, but perhaps Penumbra could change their own form to look less scary? Seems like something we should ask him later.
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No. 976881 ID: e77337

>>976815
You dare doubt our power? but seriously though, we already established some sort of connection to some kind of elder god, so it could happen. In fact, I could totally see this quest still being perfectly viable if we ended up going that route. Or we could just be a cat. Ultimately it is up to the author. I for one hope we can go all eldritch being.
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