>>1648
Cutebolds can't spell. They lack the intelligence to do so.

Bob 2009/12/02(Wed)07:27 No. 1663 ID: c5ce35
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>>1525
Presenting, Lord Uberfluff.

Your feelings of inadequacy drive you to create a persona that represents everything that you are not. You create a creature that is no longer human, because you can not have it associated with the imperfections that plague humanity. You make it ruthless to counteract your timid nature, strong to balance out your weakness, lean and cunning in your creation mirror your girth and stupidity. You make the ultimate creature to represent yourself and prove that you are a force to be reckoned with, it is perfect in almost every way save one: it was made by a worthless being of flesh and bone in order to make said being feel better. It only has power in your mind, it exists not in the physical world. You made a picture, a collection of pixels that in conjunction with an overinflated ego, serve to make you feel better. You know it does not work, you are painfully aware every day of your existence that you will never be your creation, you are aware that you are a weak creature in a vast universe. Even in the vastness of infinity one thing makes you unique, one thing connects you with the rest of us. Know this, you share something special with the rest of us, we all feel a deep dissatisfaction with what you have become and who you will be.

>>1862
What.

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/12/09(Wed)23:10 No. 1864 ID: 697b23
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>>1862
Well put.

>>1862
:3c

>>1862
ARGNBLARGLGRLBRWORDSALADWRGLBRLGB

Bob 2009/12/10(Thu)06:45 No. 1867 ID: 7711b8
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>>1862

Bob 2009/12/10(Thu)07:27 No. 1868 ID: 6550ad
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>>1867

John 2009/12/10(Thu)08:10 No. 1869 ID: 5b76f8
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>>1862

>>1869
What the hell you going on about?

>>1869

And then SDF was a Timecube believer.

>>1867
Are those worms in the layers of fat?

>>1869
I... what?

>>1870
>>1874
Looks like Translation Party.

http://translationparty.com/tp/

>>1875
I didn't know that even existed. All this time I've been doing that manually.

Bob 2009/12/10(Thu)14:33 No. 1877 ID: 964033
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>>1862

John: How long is your clitoral hood?

John,
Does this >>1862 make you angry? Does it make your blood boil, do you want to kill things?

>>1878
This. Ears aren't where it counts, girl. Get out that measuring tape. <3

>>1879

John wants to kill things pretty much all the time anyway.

Bob 2009/12/16(Wed)13:19 No. 1922 ID: b28b12
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Is that the truth John?

>>1922

You can't handle the John.

John 2009/12/17(Thu)09:45 No. 1926 ID: 5b76f8
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>>1922

>>1926
You said there would be quest John.

Where is the Quest?

>>1926
So are there any communists you can, if only grudgingly, respect?
I don't expect you to like them, but something like "yeah, that guy is kinda OK for someone with a disgusting politically orientation."

HOW LONG IS YOUR CLITORAL HOOD?

John 2009/12/17(Thu)15:05 No. 1931 ID: 5b76f8
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>>1927

>>1931
Why?! You got the EPIC ARMOR of HUGE BEAUTY

>>1931
Perhaps you are...

a communist.

A flaming Furry Communist. When set ablaze, you will be red.

guys guys John is not communist, in fact she is liberal Socialist.

Actually we are all secretly Communists we just don't know it yet.

How do you figure out who and who isn't a communist John?

>>1960
Why, by using the spell-like ability Detect Communist, of course.

>>1964
That makes no sense, communism is relative. The communist system is stupid anyway. I don't even know why they put it in.

>>1966
Fuck you. I bet you just want to create daisy rings and talk about capatalism in a stern tone with the communists, don't you? Smite on Sight is the only way to play, and anyone who says differently is a commie hipster faggot.

John's doing it right. Man up, pussy.

Well John, could you possible pose in your new armor for us?
I'd like to appreciate the fine craftsmanship and see if it's able to come close to your natural beauty.

>>1968
I have this crazy idea, why not settle for a mixed economy? Open free markets with the currency artificially devalued by a benevolent oligarchical socialistic technocracy as much as possible to attract potential foreign investors?

>>1981
That is UNAMERICAN crazytalk. And by UNAMERICAN, I mean I can't understand a word of it. And AMERICA doesn't give two shits about things AMERICA can't understand.

So you know what that makes you, Mr. "I know big fancy faggot words and you don't"? One of them bleeding-heart tree-hugging commie pinko hippies.

>>1982
SDF is Northern European... he hates Communists (or at least Russians) more than any of us could conceive!

Bob 2009/12/22(Tue)21:52 No. 1988 ID: 0738f8
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What about the Chinese?

>>1981
The problem with your system is finding the 'benevolent oligarchy.' Power corrupts, and even in a system with built-in checks and balances, those in power will seek newer and more creative ways to not only maintain their power but also to create new methods and venues in which to extend their authority.

Not to mention (actually to mention) the inherent mutual exclusivity of socialism with the idea of a free market. Socialism, by its very nature, eliminates the possibility of a free market. You can't have a 'partially' free market, and a market with any amount of government involvement is no longer a free market.

It's like saying 'well you only have a little bit of cancer, and it's limited to one organ. So you're still mostly cancer-free.' The very statement is as insulting as it is incorrect.

Bob 2009/12/23(Wed)08:52 No. 1994 ID: c3c479
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>>1969
>>1927
I guess John gorged herself on candied cutebolds and became to fat to actually fit in the awesome armor.
It's a pity.

>>1990
How did the Communist one state government of the people's republic of China pull it off?

John, you are fat. WHY ARE YOU SO FAT

>>1996
Everyone gains some weight during the holidays!

>>1995
They didn't. They have a socialist market economy, which is a lot more decentralized than pure socialism, but still is not laissez-faire.

>>1998
But the Chinese economy is more capitalist then America's.

Bob 2009/12/23(Wed)19:59 No. 2000 ID: 37456c
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>>1999
That's because China practically OWNS America's economy.

>>1990
Pretty sure he was just describing modern China.

>>1990
The problem is that you're treating it like a binary switch when it's best viewed as a spectrum. If we take the definition of 'free market' to be 'an economic market without any government regulation', then I don't believe there's a single one in the world.

>>1990
So having cancer in one organ is the same as having it metastasize throughout your body? I would fucking love to be mostly cancer-free if I had cancer spread throughout my body, that is a terrible metaphor. Though to be fair there are only terrible metaphors for that because it's a terrible reasoning.

>>2003
Well then that was a horrible description. How is a country that censors the Internet for their entire nation anything near 'benevolent'? What a joke.

>>1999
>>2004
Yup. You're both correct. Grand, isn't it?

>>2005
You're a terrible metaphor. Actually you're just terrible at understanding metaphors.

>>2006
Because its a country that is willing to execute one of their top drug regulators to improve the standards of their medicine and safety of their food products.

What do we do to drug and health regulators in the states who have turned out time and time again been convicted with the same acts? We give them more money.

>>2010
Right. They did something good for their people. No government is able to mistreat its subjects 100% of the time or it'll be overthrown. I don't think anybody sees the Chinese government as a bunch of evil guys in a dark room making plots around a poorly-lit mahogany table.

My point was that they are interested more in maintaining their own power than the wellbeing of their citizenry, rather than being focused on the wellbeing of the population in order to assure continued support of their authority. Not that that isn't normal, as virtually all countries do it, but it is contradictory to the idea of a 'benevolent' government.

This thread has been hijacked by Communists.

Are you a bad enough Sergal to save this thread?

>>2000
Less than a quarter of foreign holdings isn't the entirety of the economy, bro. There's plenty of domestic holdings, and even disregarding them, it's less than a quarter. Compared to the American holdings in China, it's relatively insignificant. Where China is relatively dominant is in production of consumer goods, but that's a whole different can of worms.

>>2012
I suppose I must be, since I'd make a horrible Sergal.

>>2015
I can't seem to find any information on American holdings in China, either my Google-fu is weak or them Chicoms are sneaky-sneaky. However I do know the relationship between Americann holdings in China are a lot different then the relationship of Chinese holdings in America. For example, I do know The Chinese do not need to beg America Companies to invest into their domestic industries, its more of a extremely profitable business relationship between companies then petty politics and having no other alternative then to keep buying up US treasury bonds and facepalming HARD; I give you money, you make the products on time. Very simple. Win-win (Except for the factory workers.)If you're not willing to invest, there's ten to twenty other investors lining up behind you.

This is because China despite all of its flaws, corruption, and being one of the most polluted places on earth, does one thing right: As a nation it manages its finances and economy very well.

And China MUST manage it very well, is going to face ALOT of problems in the near future, a life insurance and pension crash, water stress, too many old people and not enough young workers in the next 20 or so years, desertification and not to mention the need for enormous amounts of energy. However, its quite prepared to face these problems, its got the money to buy itself out of troubles. They just need to continue using it wisely (Hopefully).

I miss john...

Bob 2009/12/29(Tue)15:06 No. 2067 ID: f44349
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WHAT'S THIS?!
DISCUSSION?!
OF COMMUNISM?!

UNACCEPTABLE COMMUNISM IS A LIE. COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE. DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM. INITIATING DIRECTIVE #7395: DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS!

>>2067
>#7395
Does that mean there's 7394 directives more important than that?

>>2068
No. All directives from 1-7394 are the same, but phrased differently and occasionally just in a different accent.

>>2064
I don't. :V

>>2078
She may be a bitch, But I'll rather have her than these filthy fucking commies!

She's also very fluffy, don't you people forget how goddamn fluffy John is.
The overall fluffiness of tgchan is on a record low since her absence.

I miss AfterQuest

>>2150
Odds are that Goshen & Aphek are locked away in some dungeon where they're forced to live the rest of their lives as john's playthings.

>>2151
Marriage isn't nearly a bad as you're making it out to be, even for Sergals.

>>2151
Um... Goshen's a dustlover and as we saw before JOHN HATES DUSTBACKS. Like a PROPER Sergal.

>>2155
It's much easier to torture and humiliate someone you hate.

>>2159
Where does the hate part come from?
The insults they exchanged are like flirting for Sergals.

I guess Apheks place in that relationship would be either house-slave, again, or the wedding feast.

Goshen isn't exactly an abolitionist. His reaction to the slavery question was 'well, I got a free slave and I guess that's neat but I don't know anything about taking care of them.'

So John can you make a list of things you hate in order of how much you hate them?

>>2155

Slavery =/= "Love"

John! Show us the cutest face you can make, in the cutest pose you can, er... pose in. Please.

Dammit, John. Stop hiding in the snow.

Dogmeat 2010/02/05(Fri)00:17 No. 2892 ID: ce7e37
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>>2890
John Is rotting away in some god-forsaken gulag.

>>2892

That's not John. And that's not gulag. That's vyt's basement.

Bob 2010/02/05(Fri)00:21 No. 2894 ID: 62489a
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>>2892
That's not John, that doesn't even look anything like a sergal, and you are a bad person.

>>2893
yeah it was the only picture I had of a sergal being tortured. But the point still stands: don't fuck with the KGB.

Bob 2010/02/05(Fri)00:25 No. 2896 ID: 62489a
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>>2895
How about "DON'T FUCK WITH JOHN."

Unless you're Joan. Then it's OK.

oh please, that Cheren chick can easily kick John's ass.

>>2897
Ends in slamfucking?
John should be, as a purebreed Northern Sergal, quite a bit bigger and stronger.

>>2892
So Vyts a pedophile?

>>2897

Cheren is way more badass than John. Truth.

>>2898
>>2900

The Badass Quotient (BQ) of all actions increase in inverse proportion to the individual's natural advantages.

>>2901
How is having tiny ears a advantage?

>>2902
It allows her to hide more effectively. That way she can continue being a coward.

>>2903
Indeed. John is by far the most cowardly sergal I ever had the misfortune to know.

>>2896
Can you actually use that thing?

Bob 2010/02/16(Tue)04:22 No. 3088 ID: b0490b
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Трусливый Сергал!

Выходи и бороться чемпион славного Советского Союза.
Вы не можете скрыть навсегда в мрачной пещере и обмороженные.
Я пожиратель крошечные уши и делать ушанка из кожи!
Я буду сидеть на вас и тянуть твой хвост, пока Вы не плачь Сталина!!

Показать себя, если у вас больше, чем большие пушистые Турция.

>>3088>>3088
охуенный машинный перевод. если бы вы, долбоёбушки, только могли представить себе его шикарность.

Вы все сволочи. Получить выстрелил в пах.

Save us from the Russians, John! Inflate your ears to make yourself appear larger to predators and frighten them off!

Dogmeat 2010/02/19(Fri)23:06 No. 3130 ID: 9b444d
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>>3117
Save your breath. If she can't stop a few weedy little chi-coms, what makes you think she can stand up to Mother Russia's glorious might?

>>3130

This: >>1080

>>3130
Russia is simply SUPERIOR