(1/4) Apples 2023/05/29(Mon)07:05 No. 1064734 ID: a3c1ba
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Oh no. You are lonely!

(2/4) Apples 2023/05/29(Mon)07:05 No. 1064735 ID: a3c1ba
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OH NO.

YOU ARE HORNY.

(3/4) Apples 2023/05/29(Mon)07:06 No. 1064736 ID: a3c1ba
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Whelp. Time to make a profile on DRAGNR, the Dragon dating app.

Get a good high-angle profile pic...

(4/4) Apples 2023/05/29(Mon)07:07 No. 1064737 ID: a3c1ba
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Fill in some deets...

Audience participation Apples 2023/05/29(Mon)07:08 No. 1064738 ID: a3c1ba
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And wait for the matches to roll in...

This is the part where you draw a dragon for Puffball to date

Don't take it personal if Puffball swipes left

tippler 2023/05/29(Mon)07:51 No. 1064739 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor the He-Dragon loves to fish and watch anime.

Suggestion 2023/05/29(Mon)09:10 No. 1064742 ID: afb9e9
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Name: Ramshnack
I am a: ??? dragon?
Seeking: Tall babe
For: Friends, maybe more???
About Me: I guard the cauldron. I work hard (vigilant) I play hard (energetic) 35" long
Likes: indoor/outdoor, long hot baths, cozy fireplace, neat rocks
Dislikes: soup theifs, high shelves, salad

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2023/05/29(Mon)09:44 No. 1064743 ID: e51896
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Name: Leif Click

I am a: He-Dragon (eastern)

Seeking: She-Dragon

For: Friendship, someone to play games with (both tabletop and videogames) R...Romance? Maybe... uhhh... s-s-sex? (That is, uh, we don't have to if you don't want to... sorry if that part offended you...),

About me: I'm a single dragon (eastern) formerly a carp, first time trying out dating (sorry if I mess up T_T). I'm really friendly and a good listener and I'm kinda a geek. I'm a long dragon too (at least, that's what my friend told me to put on here. Sorry if It's not true, I'm not sure if I'm long enough or not >_<'), I'm also a computer technician so I can help fix your computer if you need help :D.

Likes: Swimming, tabletop games like Swords n' Spells (Sn'S), comics, webcomics, mangas, cartoons, anime, videogames, movies, conventions, arcades, hoarding small anime and robot models (I have an entire room sized shrine of them).

Dislikes: Knights, Tigers, Being yelled at, Horror movies/games, computer viruses, hackers (though it's alright if you like the stuff I dislike, I don't mean to offend)

Suggestion 2023/05/29(Mon)12:28 No. 1064749 ID: dcf833
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Name: Job R. Joaquin (Joaquin is most fumbile! <3)
I Am A: He-Wocky
Seeking: She-Dragon or She-Wocky
For: Companionship and a muse for my jotscrawlers
About Me: Recently single and sapiosexual male jabberwocky living within the Tumtum forest with a passion for nature.
Likes: Lourngy brillig gyres and gimbles along the wabe. Struthing and prose-thorning works of epopera literature. And bingering compu-shows and chillaxing with like-minded draconizen companions <3
Dislikes: Allergic to wulloths and cramdaisies. Miscreants galumping and loitering through my privish Tumtum groves. I swear the next time I see one I’m going to lose my head!

>>1064749
Haaahahahaha, very clever.

>>1064743
Haha, Swords n' Spells was pretty clever, too.

>>1064789
all credit for the Swords n' Spells joke goes to quest author Donut (plz read Lucha Quest)

Silly Zealot 2023/05/30(Tue)21:30 No. 1064843 ID: dac950
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Name: Wilhelm Fangndr

I am a: He-dragon

Seeking: She-dragon

For: Dating, Romance, Casual Sex, Other

About me:Hey, there, toots! I’m the new guy in town, here to sweep you off your feet like the princesses I heard and the sheep I eat! Hit me up and I’ll show you why they call me The Lasting Flame!

Oh, yeah, I’m also a multi-cephalic dragon. Don’t worry, though, my siblings know how to stay quiet.

Speaking of which, if you are a multi-cephalic she-dragon, I’m all ears!

Likes: Ball sports, wrestling sports, blood sports, chicks (not the cockatrice kind), multi-head babes, peasant tribute, princesses, dragon princesses, rock, metal, most other minerals, really.

Dislikes: Sitting around, puzzle games, calculus, math puzzles, scolding (not burning, har har), lectures about boundaries, know-it-all girls, family feuds.

Silly Zealot 2023/05/30(Tue)21:32 No. 1064844 ID: dac950
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Name: Isolde Fangndr

I am a: She-dragon

Seeking: He-dragon

For: Dating, Romance, Friendship, Other

About me: I’m a caring, young dragoness looking for a relationship after getting a master’s degree in Lair and Castle Structuring. If you would like to go on a romantic flight, or just to chat over a burning hovel meal, I would love to meet you. I’m part of a multi-cephalic dragon, but my siblings are quite nice…when they want. You will like them, and may even become friends.

Likes: Ancient magic, flight competitions, eldritch architecture, calculus, foreboding tower construction, mundane and arcane literature.

Dislikes: Inquisitors, book-burning, self-importance, bratty guys, inattentiveness, interruptions while reading, body odor (except that cattle bones smell, yum!), the Royal Firefighters.

Silly Zealot 2023/05/30(Tue)21:33 No. 1064845 ID: dac950
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Name: Ajosha Fangndr

I am a: Middle head in a double-gender dragon

Seeking: Any dragon

For: Dating, Friendship, Other

About me: Hi! I’m new here. To this dating app, I mean. Me and my brothers are. Ehm, brother and sister! We are a three-headed dragon and the middle one. Sometimes they let me borrow their hands, like right now, heh heh.

I am not certain how I should feel or what to do on this app meetings, but if you wanna hang out, maybe go on a date, I would be super into it!

Just, uh, please be nice. <:c

Likes: TV, especially documentaries and news, firing range practice (I throw a mean fireball!), hibernating, sky-diving, my friends and family, hugs, villager flambé.

Dislikes: Loud noises, arguments, yelling on both ear ducts, roaring on both ear ducts, cold shoulders, no shoulders, Abba.

Silly Zealot 2023/05/30(Tue)21:35 No. 1064848 ID: dac950
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Name: Nate White

I am a: He-dragon

Seeking: Any dragon

For: Dating, Romance, Casual Sex, Frienship, Village-Terrorizing, Hoarding Competiton, 100 Years Slumber, Other

About me:I am great and mighty dragon with a great hoard, I love burning things and eating people, sorry about my profile pic, my cellphone I stole from a serf broke while I ate his family, so the lighting is off. At least you can see my red crest show, ha ha, you like?

Talk to me and I’ll take you to see my jewel and gold hoard. It’s really big, I promise.

Likes: Killing, maiming, burning, kidnapping nobility, hoarding, flying, sheep-sacrifice, maiden-sacrifice, cars, republics.

Dislikes: Honour, generosity, purity, charity, abstinence, celibacy, good manners and taste, Saint George, nice dragons that don’t burn villages and eat children, hesitation, asking questions, the dragon fuss.

(1/6) Apples 2023/05/31(Wed)17:48 No. 1064919 ID: b5d334
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>Gregor

You dunno... this guy seems kinda chubby and nerdy...

(2/6) Apples 2023/05/31(Wed)17:48 No. 1064920 ID: b5d334
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...But then again, so are you.

And you DO love anime.

SWIPE RIGHT

(3/6) Apples 2023/05/31(Wed)17:48 No. 1064921 ID: b5d334
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>Ramshnack

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING??

SWIPE LEFT!

(4/6) Apples 2023/05/31(Wed)17:48 No. 1064922 ID: b5d334
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>Leif Click


Hmmmmmmmmm......

Not loving this guy's lack of confidence. A surprising amount of small dick energy from such a long dragon.

Then again, maybe he'll take you to a nice restaurant.

You'll chat with him a little and see if you're interested later.

Swipe Right

(5/6) Apples 2023/05/31(Wed)17:48 No. 1064923 ID: b5d334
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>Job R. Joaquin

You can't understand what in the Goddamn hell this guy is talking about.

Swipe left

(6/6) Apples 2023/05/31(Wed)17:48 No. 1064924 ID: b5d334
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>The Fangndr Trio

Three heads??

Uhh, yes please!

Swipe Right

Swipe Right

Swipe Right

You hope they don't mind a triple-date lol.

>Nate White

Ehh... What the heck,

Swipe Right on this guy, too.

Puffball Paperdoll Apples 2023/05/31(Wed)17:52 No. 1064927 ID: b5d334
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Your first date is with Gregor.

You exchanged some chat messages and he's taking you fishing on the lake.

Time to get dressed for your date!

What are you going to wear?

DRAW AN OUTFIT ON PUFFBALL FOR HER TO WEAR ON HER DATE

Even though you don't normally wear pants, you do have pants and skirts in your wardrobe. You also own panties.

Panty size: 2 person tent lol

Puffball Paperdoll Transparent Apples 2023/05/31(Wed)17:53 No. 1064928 ID: b5d334
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No background version

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2023/05/31(Wed)18:07 No. 1064930 ID: e51896
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Fuck it, just go naked, easy for skinny dipping

(joke paperdoll, don't go with this one... unless you want to???)

tippler 2023/05/31(Wed)18:12 No. 1064931 ID: 9ea24b
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you live in a society

>>1064931
Brilliant, voting for this.

Donut 2023/05/31(Wed)18:31 No. 1064938 ID: 243f39
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Time to lay all our cards on the table here

Dunky2012 2023/05/31(Wed)18:31 No. 1064939 ID: 2f7f6e
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To catch a fish, one must first learn to think like a fish.

...Looking like a fish really has nothing to do with that, but it couldn't hurt?

uncle 2023/05/31(Wed)18:37 No. 1064940 ID: f0bf00
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high fashion

EDMNGO - ID:0838d6 2023/05/31(Wed)19:11 No. 1064943 ID: 38349b
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Okay, so if you wanna REALLY go hard you could go in a dress

EDMNGO - ID:0838d6 2023/05/31(Wed)19:11 No. 1064944 ID: 38349b
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But alternatively, something comfy could work better, and with pockets!!!

>>1064944
Voting for this one

Suggestion 2023/05/31(Wed)19:32 No. 1064946 ID: e300ca
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>>1064927
Naturally, whatever we catch we gotta put into a killer robot.

Baron 2023/05/31(Wed)20:17 No. 1064952 ID: 7a1a17
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Gothic lite. Cause who doesn't like goths? No one I want to associate with that's for sure.

Baron 2023/05/31(Wed)20:18 No. 1064953 ID: 7a1a17
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Of course some guys may not take the hint so~

>>1064953

Some people could get the wrong idea. Dragons live in a world of violence and predation and knights and all that, ya know??

>>1064920
I probably should have made some creature into fat girls also damn those are some egg laying hips and belly Reminds me of Elliott from pete and his dragon due to the fur and body shape
>>1064941
Could put on a thong with that due to the top of the hips being exposed

>>1064944
Backing this. But fishing? Meh.

>>1064737
Funniest part i noticed.
>>1064928
She is technically catfishing guys so fitting the first date is going fishing

Gulketi 2023/06/01(Thu)14:31 No. 1064976 ID: cce6c4
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Name: Gulketi
I Am A: Male Amtsvane (no it's not pronounced that way) Dragon
Seeking: Any Dragon
For: Hangouts, Casual Sex, maybe a Romance
About Me: I had a boring job on a space station and I traded it for going on exciting adventures and also sometimes still being boring and doing taxes. I tend to be the most levelheaded and tallest in a group. Also I'm forty-four feet tall, have two huge prehensile cocks and prefer sex to last at least six hours.
Likes: Bold girls, hot boys, fluff, economics, bullying small friends, theater, looming over buildings
Dislikes: Early alarms, genocidal robots

——

“Hey, Siphon, have you seen my phone?”

>>1064931
Fucking Tippler you mad lad
Supporting this.

(1/2) Apples 2023/06/03(Sat)12:47 No. 1065104 ID: d29703
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It turns out Gregor doesn't live too far away so you decide to fly. You need the exercise anyway.

On your way there, you get a Match Alert from DRAGNR.

>Gulketi

44 ft tall?

You always did have a thing for tall guys.

TWO prehensile dicks??

SIX HOURS of sex? He's probably exaggerating...

Your sense of self preservation says swipe left, but your curiosity says:

SWIPE RIGHT

Why do you get the feeling you might have just set yourself up for a BAD END?

(2/2) Apples 2023/06/03(Sat)12:47 No. 1065105 ID: d29703
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You spot a chubby, nerdy looking dragon at the edge of the lake. He's standing next to a bunch of fishing stuff.

You guess that must be Gregor and swoop down to meet him.

For this date, Puffball will take audience suggestions like usual, but, by SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT, Tippler will be playing the part of Gregor. For future dates, I'll just draw both parts.

This is just like one of my japanese animes!

Seriously, it is. So peaceful. Much anime. Wow.

as you swoop down to meet him, You miss the landing, and drop right into the lake, causing a huge splash.

you climb out, explain you meant to do that and introduce yourself!

(1/2) Apples 2023/06/03(Sat)13:46 No. 1065110 ID: d29703
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>as you swoop down to meet him, You miss the landing, and drop right into the lake, causing a huge splash.

you climb out, explain you meant to do that and introduce yourself!

OOPS!

You were so distracted by your phone you completely overshot your landing and dropped down right in the lake!

Maybe you should have paid attention to all those PSAs about not texting and flying.

Luckily, you're able to save your precious smartphone from a watery fate.

(2/2) Apples 2023/06/03(Sat)13:46 No. 1065111 ID: d29703
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You manage to wade back to shore, though you're completely soaked. Your nipples are totally visible through your crop top.

Why oh why didn't you wear a bra???

Puffball: "H-hi! Talk about making a splash, am I right? Y-your name's Gregor. I must be Puffball!"

Gregor: Extend the most awkward, long-armed handshake in existence.

With your right arm.

Kammight 2023/06/03(Sat)13:53 No. 1065114 ID: 4314ed
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Name: Bitch
I Am A: She-Kobold
Seeking: Any Dragon
For: Hangouts, Casual Sex.
About Me: 5' 2". Yes, I'm a kobold, & I'm still tougher than you. If you don't wanna rock hard, or fuck hard, then fuck off.
Likes: Heavy Metal, people who can take a joke, people who can take a dick, dominating, competition.
Dislikes: Idiots, cowards, people who don't give either kind of head, country music, being submissive.

[She's actually lying about being submissive. She will literally never admit it though.]

tippler 2023/06/03(Sat)17:24 No. 1065124 ID: 9ea24b
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When Gregor scheduled a date with the she-dragon he met on DRAGNR, he expected a quiet afternoon of solitary fishing. It wasn’t a lack of self-confidence! He had self-confidence, he just also had healthy expectations when it came to online dating, especially with a profile like his.

So when Puffball emerged from the water like the fertility goddess of dragons, top extremely see through, Gregor had a stress induced nosebleed. He often got nosebleeds. His mother said it was his constitution as a hatchling.

tippler 2023/06/03(Sat)17:24 No. 1065125 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor: Hi! Sorry! Ahahah, this’ll clear up in a second and then we can get on the water.

Shit, he left her hanging on the handshake. Gregor steels himself, drawing upon the hitherto stated self-confidence. If there’s anything that’ll make a date awkward it’s constant backpedaling. Gregor is not a fan of this trope in his romance anime.

tippler 2023/06/03(Sat)17:24 No. 1065126 ID: 9ea24b
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Sure enough, the blood stops flowing and Gregor ushers Puffball into his small rowboat he got for free from his uncle. He focuses on rowing to his favorite trout spot, where he’ll set out his bait lines and cast with a spinner.

Gregor: Can you tell me more about yourself? I remember your profile said you liked video games. Oh yeah, I can show you how to reel in a fish once I get a bite, it’s super fun!

Apples 2023/06/03(Sat)18:02 No. 1065127 ID: d29703
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This date is so corny, but Gregor is surprisingly sweet. And he's barely even stared at your nipples!

You should probably say something.

You could go off about your favorite videogames, or ask him about fishing, or talk about something else.

Both? Both is good!

Both! Ask about fishing second, he seems pretty passionate about it and it may take up more time than the vidya games

Oh no, did Puffball say that out loud?

Dude asked you about yourself. you should probably tell him about yourself.

If you continue to date him would you still go on other dates and one night stands and would that be cucking him or not, and would he need to win you over with sex and should you tell him this at the end of this date? Probably depends on how horny you are or if you are a size queen and he's small, I mean, you look like a size queen.

>>1065157

Don't mention any of this. Need to know. He's smart enough to figure things out from your profile.

Apples 2023/06/04(Sun)10:46 No. 1065166 ID: 49dc63
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>Dude asked you about yourself. you should probably tell him about yourself.

Puffball: "Right now I've totally been into Dragon's Ring! I know a lot of dragons don't like the game because you play as a knight who fights dragons and takes their treasure but they don't appreciate how fun it is to watch the knight get killed 10,000 times.
"Also, the dragon designs are like, so cool and I totally crush on Gaurak the Destroyer, his giant horns are like, SO HOT. Did you know Gaurak is actually based on one of the developers who worked on the game?
"There's also a lot of lore in the game but the lore is mostly revealed through the item descriptions so you have to sort of read very carefully. Like, there's this one item called "Madelo's staff" but there's also an item called "Mandelo's book" and, okay, spoiler alert, but the book is actually the book Mandelo read to his daughter! But then you find out the item 'Elizabeth's Tragic Toy' actually belonged to Elizabeth and she died! So Mandelo carried the storybook around with him as a memento of his lost daughter and that's why you can hear a creepy ghost girl singing nursery rhymes whenever you equip the book.
There's also this really cool thing where—"

You continue to talk about video games...

Gregor: Oh no! she's going to be scaring the fish if she doesn't stop! Distraction time! use your tail to stealthfully splash behind you and be like "WHOA! I think we found a huge fish over there! lets try to catch it!"

good opportunity to teach her about fishing too.

>>1065166
EASY THERE GIRL! Whoa, real it in real quick, appraise the dude to see if he's actually listening, if he's bothered. Whole lot of wall of text you're spewing there. Why not ask what his favorite kind of games and anime are? Specifcally his favorite animators and tropes? Jesus you're spilling spaghetti.

tippler 2023/06/04(Sun)20:37 No. 1065194 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor’s dad taught him two important lessons growing up: How to kill the mob of angry humans coming to take your gold and how to respect women. Gregor doesn’t personally play Dragon’s Ring, but he likes hearing Puffball’s enthusiasm about the game and shows he’s listening by nodding and saying “uh huh” every so often.

Once it’s his chance to talk, he shares that his favorite game is Genshin Impact but with Dragons (often abbreviated GID). Waifu hoarding is a hobby of his.

tippler 2023/06/04(Sun)20:37 No. 1065195 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor rinses his bloody hand off in the lake as he chats with Puffball. The potent dragon’s blood dissolves in the water and is sniffed up by a curious trout. Gregor is none the wiser.

...if this date ends with Gregor and the fish leaving Puffball to go make out...

Wait, isn't that the game where all the dragons that can be played are super thin and svelte and don't have obvious muscles or big horns, regardless of gender, and regardless of whether they're one of the serpentine breeds or not? Like, a lot of the playable characters are teenagers or younger? Or were turned undead at a super young age so they're... what's the word... neotenic?

Apples 2023/06/05(Mon)19:15 No. 1065222 ID: b4590d
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You haven't played much GID because you're not a fan of microtransactions, you've seen how fast those games can shrink a hoard.

Puffball: "Ooh, Genshin Impact but with Dragons! I should have guessed you were a man of culture. Sooo, tell me, how much real money have you spent on Dragon Crystals?"

tippler 2023/06/05(Mon)19:36 No. 1065223 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor: Uh. Well. I’ve spent a little. Maybe little isn’t the right word, but honestly I didn’t use more than I put aside. My dad might be the CEO of Dragon Nike…

tippler 2023/06/05(Mon)19:36 No. 1065224 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor is saved from giving a proper explanation by a powerful jerk from one of the fishing rods.

Gregor: BWEOJFHEH grab that rod!

Puffball: Oh shit, what do I do?

Gregor: Pick it up by the handle and set it by jerking it the other way, you’ll be able to feel if there’s a fish on and then you can slowly start reeling it in.

>set it by jerking it the other way,

Instructions unclear. Puffball starts jerking off the rod.

(1/2) Apples 2023/06/05(Mon)20:14 No. 1065229 ID: b4590d
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>Instructions unclear. Puffball starts jerking off the rod.

You flail fruitlessly with the fishing rod.

Puffball: "This isn't like in Zelda! This isn't like in Zelda at all! What am I supposed to do? Do I jerk it like this?"

Though Gregor tries to help, he only gets an elbow in the eye for his trouble.

You are so panicked, you overbalance and...

SPLASH!

(2/2) Apples 2023/06/05(Mon)20:14 No. 1065230 ID: b4590d
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For the second time on this date, you end up in the lake, only this time your feet aren't touching the bottom! And you can't swim!!!!

Puffball: "Hellllp! Helllllp!"

You flail around like a frenetic Muppet.

Gregor: Try to help her using your tried and true methods, only to fail and fall over with her, which will then let you calm her down slightly and hold on to the edge of the boat, very romantic and anime

Dragon-trout: Attack

Consume the spinach, it will give you strength!

Wait can't she fly? Or can she not fly up from the water.

>>1065230
Go get her greg! Toss your shit back inna boat to keep it dry and go swim after her! Man i hope the fishing rod stayed in the boat.

tippler 2023/06/06(Tue)20:16 No. 1065271 ID: 9ea24b
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>Gregor: Stay calm and try to help
Gregor: Grab onto this oar and I’ll pull you back to the boat.

He holds out the oar to Puffball, who flails her way towards salvation. The overboarded fishing rod swirls around menacingly.

>Dragon-trout: Attack
The enlarged fish is on the other side of the rod, and it hungers for more dragon’s blood. It bites through the line and charges at Puffball.

tippler 2023/06/06(Tue)20:16 No. 1065272 ID: 9ea24b
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>Gregor: Counterattack
Gregor sees the shadow of the huge trout under the water and jumps in the lake immediately. The trout changes course and heads for Gregor’s tried and true blood.

It’s still a trout though, so Gregor instinctively sinks his claws through its slimy skin and chomps off its head.

Puffball: Climb on the boat and... WHOA, IS HE EATING THAT TROUT RAW? YOU GOTTA TAKE A VID OF THIS AND POST IT ON DIKDOK

>>1065273
This but also mutter about how he's so hot when he brutally eviscerates things

(1/2) Apples 2023/06/07(Wed)05:09 No. 1065288 ID: 063ad4
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OMG you came expecting a boring date with a dweeb and it turns out he's a total badass! Look at him fight that trout! Such raw, animal ferocity!

You're totally wet and it's not just from your dip in the lake.

>YOU GOTTA TAKE A VID OF THIS AND POST IT ON DIKDOK

You totally gotta!

(2/2) Apples 2023/06/07(Wed)05:09 No. 1065289 ID: 063ad4
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Puffball: "Oh em gee, you guys! Are you seeing this?"

>Are you seeing this?

Now, after saying that, Lower your phone to your chest level to get a better angle of the action. This is sooooo awesome! (Without realizing your filming your wet tshirt)

Those shorts sure didn't last long..

>>1065294
huh, you're right, they've been gone since she hooked the fish

What if she drops the phone and we get to see what she's got under the hood, hopefully the dildo's she uses aren't too gaping.

OH NO TURN THE PHONE AROUND YOU'RE MISSING IT YOU'RE MISSING IT

tippler 2023/06/07(Wed)20:19 No. 1065324 ID: 9ea24b
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>Her shorts are missing
Gregor is interrupted from his bloodlust frenzy by Puffball’s enormous jorts drifting by. He comes to his senses and takes the trout body and shorts back to the boat, averting his eyes from Puffball’s entire body to respect all nips and nether regions.

Gregor: Er, we should go clean up. My parents have a cabin around here.

tippler 2023/06/07(Wed)20:19 No. 1065325 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor rows back to land, loads up his truck, and drives Puffball on a dirt road to his parents’ humble 6,000 sq ft cabin.

Gregor: My parents should be here watching TV or something, we can go to my room and dry off.

He leaves the trout on the kitchen counter and takes Puffball’s paw, leading her past the living room where the TV is blaring some Dragon K-Drama.

Gregor's parents: notice Puffball. Proceed to take out the family photo album and show some pictures of Gregor that they think are cute, but that he is embarrassed by and probably doesnt want Puffball to see.

>>1065327
>"Oh dear! You should see our baby's pictures! Here little Greg goring his first knight, and here's him laying Siege to the capital of Yarnae! Such a handsome baby!"

(1/2) Apples 2023/06/09(Fri)19:17 No. 1065489 ID: 7b4b63
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You take a long, relaxing shower. Gregor's parents actually have one of those bougie showers that have showerheads from every angle!

You scrub off all the lake slime and fish smell then dry out under the combination blow-dryer/heat lamp mounted in the ceiling.

You're feeling bougie AF right now.

(2/2) Apples 2023/06/09(Fri)19:17 No. 1065490 ID: 7b4b63
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Feeling refreshed, you wander the upstairs until you find Gregor's room.

You hear the sound of rummaging coming from inside, as well as muttering.

Gregor: Sorry, Sakura-Chan, sorry Osaka-san, please forgive me, Mei-Chan... Don't look at me like that. I'm not ashamed I just—"

Gregor sighs and continues to shuffle things around.

Who's he talking to in there?

Well, if you know shut-in nerds (and you do) he's talking to body-pillows or figurines.

>>1065490
Sounds like he's hiding nerd stuff. You should attain some semblance of decency before barging in.

Knock politely and inform him you're not dressed yet.

Sounds like hes cleaning his room to prepare for us. Cute! Give him some time to clean his hoard. You know how dragons are, cuz, yknow, you are one!

OMG, he has other girls inthere! Of course a catch like him would have multiple girls dating him at once!

>>1065503
Tbf, we also are planning on dating other dragons after this date. I dont think Puffball minds a polyamory relationship

He's talking to his hoard, of course! Don't you?

tippler 2023/06/10(Sat)16:35 No. 1065572 ID: 9ea24b
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>Puffball: Knock and wait patiently to be let in
It sounds like Gregor is hiding his nerd stash, which is awfully cute of him. Even if he has full on nude body pillows you don’t think you’d care.

Eventually Gregor opens his door and offers you one of his hoodies while averting his eyes. There’s a conspicuous pile of expensive anime figures leaking out from under the large bed.

Gregor: Um so we can watch stuff on my computer and order takeout and just hang out. Sorry fishing was such a mess, usually it’s way more boring than that.

tippler 2023/06/10(Sat)16:35 No. 1065573 ID: 9ea24b
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>Other girls???
Puffball: You must totally have the dragon ladies all over you. You’re so sweet and this place is awesome!

Gregor blushes but sits up straight and looks you in the eye.

Gregor: Not really. I’ve been on a few dates before but I’m not seeing anyone. I’ve never had sex or anything before.

>>1065573
Well, that's honestly surprising. Nerd though he may be, he has the looks, the charm, and the power to be a lady magnet.

Give him a smooch, he's adorable, snuggle and wait for that human chicken chow mein to be delivered

f-f-f-first dibs?

>>1065573
H-hand....h-holding

Should we take his virginity? That depends on if puffball is a virgin, what experience does puffball have and should she have sex with him or wait for a stud, because we still don't know what she has and what he has.

(1/3) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)21:19 No. 1065590 ID: b4590d
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You slip the hoodie on gratefully. It doesn't have any wing holes, but it's roomy enough you're not uncomfortable.

>Well, that's honestly surprising. Nerd though he may be, he has the looks, the charm, and the power to be a lady magnet.

Puffball: "You've never even kissed a she-dragon?"

Gregor: "Um... Well... I've kissed my mom."

Puffball: "You know that's not what I mean."

Gregor: "Then no... I suppose not."

Puffball: "You said you've been on dates before. What did you end up doing?"

(2/3) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)21:19 No. 1065591 ID: b4590d
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Gregor: "Well to be honest... most of my dates ended as soon as we got back to my room."

He casts a nervous look at the corner of an anime body pillow poking out from under the bed.

(3/3) Apples 2023/06/10(Sat)21:19 No. 1065592 ID: b4590d
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Puffball: "Well I think your room is cool."

You cast an appraising look around the bare walls and the blank spots on the shelves.

Puffball: "I think it would look even better with a few cool anime posters and figurines, though."

Gregor seems to brighten up a little.

>Should we take his virginity?

Slow down there, champ. You dunno if he's ready to go that far yet. Let's start slow.

>H-hand....h-holding

Puffball: "Takeout and anime sound great."

You sit down on the bed, which protests loudly under your weight.

Puffball: "Care to join me?"

"I promise not to judge the body pillows. I'd actually like to see what characters you like for them! Especially if you have any sexy character body pillows, those are always fun, like if you are half asleep and can convince yourself that you are cuddling the character. Also you shouldn't keep them under the bed, they'll get dusty. You're a dragon, you should be proud of your hoard!"

"Yes." Immediately breaks the bed by adding his weight, resulting in all the nerd shit he tried to hide getting jettisoned out from under them.

>>1065592
Big fat belly and ass jiggle if you stand up

Get off the bed before it breaks. You are the bed.

tippler 2023/06/11(Sun)13:01 No. 1065624 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor sits next to Puffball on his bed, which groans under the combined weight of two healthy dragons. He’s vaguely stunned that revealing the truth and being honest about himself worked, maybe next time he won’t hide his beloved figurines and body pillows.

Puffball’s an amazing and cute dame, and Gregor pulls the best season of One Punch Dragon up on his laptop to impress her. He mumbles along to the opening while discreetly ordering Chinese takeout on his phone.

tippler 2023/06/11(Sun)13:01 No. 1065625 ID: 9ea24b
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You stealthily wrap an arm around Gregor to encourage him to cuddle against your soft belly while you slurp stir-fried noodles. He puts his paw in yours around episode two, and you’re practically lying on top of each other with some exploratory fondling by episode five.

Eventually, Gregor yawns and moves to pause the video.

Gregor: Thanks for coming over, I had a really nice time. If you want to come around again sometime I can show you my hoard, I have a lot more at our main house, and you can tell me more about Dragon’s Ring.

A. Give him the goodbye gift of head (Gregor will be down)
B. Bid Gregor a polite adieu

A.

A and maybe go further.

A. It is destined to happen

A.

A. goodbye kiss, of course

A

Make sure you guys lock the door too

A is a good way to see if you should come back for horny or nerd stuff.

A, and lock that door

Is a dragon blowjob... uh... safe?

>>1065660
I mean, for Dragons, yeah.

Apples 2023/06/11(Sun)17:36 No. 1065669 ID: 7ff998
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>Is a dragon blowjob... uh... safe?

You're probably thinking of a "blowtorch job."

That's when one fire type dragon breathes fire on another fire type dragon's dick.

And yeah, those can get pretty dangerous, especially if there's anything flammable around.

But just normal sucking dick is perfectly safe. You haven't lived until you've been deepthroated by a girl with a yard of neck.

A all the way, he's been wonderful and I'm pretty into him.

>>1065669
and with a belly like that you know she can GOBBLE HARD and SUCCC

(1/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065945 ID: 42fa78
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>BLOW HIM!!!!

Puffball: "I had a really great time, too..."

(2/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065946 ID: 42fa78
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Gregor: "Uhh... did you just lock the door?"

Puffball: "You weren't planning to end our date without giving me a goodbye kiss, were you?"

(3/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065947 ID: 42fa78
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Gregor: "Oh, right... O-o-of course!"

(4/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065948 ID: 42fa78
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Gregor puckers up, bracing himself as if you're about to slap him in the face.

Gregor: "Mmmmm-muhmmmmuh-mmmmmmm—"

(5/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065949 ID: 42fa78
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*MMMMMMMUWAH!*

(6/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065950 ID: 42fa78
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While your lips are locked together in a sloppy kiss, you reach down and begin undoing Gregor's shorts.

Gregor: "Ooh oh... ummm..."

(7/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065951 ID: 42fa78
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Puffball: "Oooh! Hello! And where's this big fella been hiding all day?"

Gregor: "Oh well my shorts are pretty baggy and, uh..."

(8/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065952 ID: 42fa78
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You pull out Gregor's cock. It's much larger than you expected, and it's even more impressive once it gets hard.

Puffball: "Holy shit, it gets bigger! I can barely get my paw around it!"

Gregor: "It umm... I never measured it. I guess I might be slightly larger than average..."

Puffball: "The other she-dragons don't know what they've been missing!"

(9/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065953 ID: 42fa78
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You begin to suck eagerly on Gregor's fat dragon dong.

Gregor presses his hands to his snout in a desperate attempt to stem the geysers of blood blasting from his nostrils.

Gregor: "Oh wow. Should... should I be doing something?"

*Pop* your lips detach from Gregor's meaty rod.

Puffball: "Actually there is one thing you could do..."

Gregor: "Anything!"

(10/10) Apples 2023/06/15(Thu)20:42 No. 1065954 ID: 42fa78
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Puffball: "Would you... pull my pompoms?"


Gregor: "Pull your—?"

Puffball: "My pom poms. The puffy thingies on top of my head. I need you to pull on them."

Gregor: "H-how hard?"

Puffball: "As hard as you can. Don't be afraid."

Gregor: "Uhhh..."

Gregor: *pulls puffballs*

Puffball: *screams in ecstasy*

Gregor: *quickly stops and refrains from doing it again out in a panic thinking he hurt her badly*

Puffball: Why'd you stop?

Gregor: Sorry! *pulls again*

Puffball: *Screams again*

Gregor's parents downstairs hearing the screams: *sheds a single tear of proud happiness* "That's our boy!"

>>1065955
I really just want the cutaway gag from this tbh, the parents being so proud just sounds funny

Gregor: Pull so hard you accidentally rip them off

>>1065954
Give 'em a good yank. Not TOO hard, but enough.

>>1065967

This!

>>1065966
Support lets see how strong dragon fur is during tension

Work your way up to pulling them full strength.
Also, use them to control pace.

Wait, shoot. How much are you gonna bleed if you move your hands?

>>1066008
This. Start soft, ramp it up.

>>1065954
Gregor pulls on the pompoms so hard puffball compresses like an accordion

tippler 2023/06/16(Fri)20:20 No. 1066036 ID: 9ea24b
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>What about the blood?
After the initial spurt, things tend to clot pretty quickly, so Gregor inhales sternly and wills himself to stop bleeding so he can be a good sexual partner. His hands are a mess though, but if Puffball still wants him to pull, by dragon god will he pull.

Puffball keeps her hand on his cock and mouth available for feedback as he reaches for her head.

tippler 2023/06/16(Fri)20:20 No. 1066037 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor puts a sticky hand on each pompom and is surprised to feel horns underneath. They’re thicker at the top, so he gets a secure hold and tentatively pulls.

Puffball: Harder! Harder, please.

Gregor ramps up the pressure until Puffball lets out a delighted squeal and latches back onto his dick.

tippler 2023/06/16(Fri)20:20 No. 1066038 ID: 9ea24b
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Elsewhere in the cabin, Gregor’s parents look up from their dinner of trout at Puffball’s scream.

Mrs. Donahoe: It’s about time our Gregor brought someone home.

Mr. Donahoe: Good for him.

tippler 2023/06/16(Fri)20:20 No. 1066039 ID: 9ea24b
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Gregor might have jerked off this morning, but he’s still dangerously close to blowing his load after only a few minutes.

Gregor: I-I’m gonna come soon, where should I do it? You don’t have to swallow or anything if you don’t want to, I have a box of tissues around here…

Puffball: Mmhmph!

Puffball tightens her grip on Gregor and seems very opposed to the tissue idea.

Where come?
A. Mouth
B. Face
C. Other

wait, why not mouth and face? >:3

>>1066039
She seems like she wants a lil' extra snack, so give it to her.

A. Mouth

A. This is your first time doing this, so even if you wanted B, you wouldnt be able to hold back quick enough.

B. Make her wear it with pride.

>>1066039
A) FEED THIS FAT SOW YOUR SEED, SNEEDS FEED AND SEED SHALL MERGE WITH CHUCKS FUCK AND SUCK DISTEND HER STOMACH, FUCK CHUBBY ANIME WAIFU GIRL THAT UNDERSTANDS ALL YOUR INTRESTS, MAKE HER CHUBBIER SO NO OTHER GUYS OUTSIDE YOUR NICHE FINDS HER AS RAVAGING.

A) let's not make even more of a mess than we have now.

>>1066039
A
Seems to be what she's going for so may as well oblige

(1/7) Apples 2023/06/18(Sun)14:06 No. 1066169 ID: 42fa78
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Responding to your nonverbal cues, Gregor busts his load right in your mouth. A rush of hot seed bulges your cheeks and floods your gullet.

Holey smokes what are his parents feeding this lad??

(2/7) Apples 2023/06/18(Sun)14:06 No. 1066170 ID: 42fa78
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Gregor: "W-was that alright?"


You nod, too dazed to vocalize.

(3/7) Apples 2023/06/18(Sun)14:07 No. 1066171 ID: 42fa78
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Your original clothes are dry by now so you change and bid Gregor good night. He offers for you to sleep over but you don't think you could face meeting his parents.

You take off from the upstairs balcony and begin the flight home.

(4/7) Apples 2023/06/18(Sun)14:07 No. 1066172 ID: 42fa78
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Home sweet home at last. It's well after midnight. Hopefully you don't wake your roommates.

(5/7) Apples 2023/06/18(Sun)14:07 No. 1066173 ID: 42fa78
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One of your roommates, Gloomweaver, is still up watching horror movies on her phone.

Gloomweaver: "Well well, looks like somebody had a fun night. Did he pull your pompoms?"

Puffball: "And how!" <3

(6/7) Apples 2023/06/18(Sun)14:07 No. 1066174 ID: 42fa78
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You relax amidst your hoard of plushies and reminisce about your awesome date with Gregor.

You hope all your dates turn out that well.

(7/7) Apples 2023/06/18(Sun)14:07 No. 1066175 ID: 42fa78
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Speaking of: who should you see next? You've narrowed it down to three you're in the mood for right now.

A. Leif Click, the long dragon

B. The three-headed triplets

C. Nate White, the totally definitely a real dragon.

B. we'll do Lief click later. having too nerds in a row will feel too samey right now. And Nate White feels like something that can be used as a grand finale, or close to it. lets see the three headed dragon and see if they'll have three of other things, if you know what i mean.

C.

B, you've never been with anyone who has more than two heads, so this should be an exciting new experience!

C

B

B
It's like a triple date! This will either be amazing or horrible weeee~

B, the triplets!

(1/2) Apples 2023/06/18(Sun)19:12 No. 1066212 ID: 42fa78
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>B. The Triplets.


You decide you're in the mood for some hot foursome action. Haha jk that would be silly.

Unless they're into it...

But no that's dumb haha.

But seriously you're going to date the three-headed dragon next. You've always wondered what it would be like to date a three-headed dragon, and this one has three different genders so it's basically a one stop shop for your pansexual ass.

You message them and arrange a date with each of them at Dragon Park.

(2/2) Apples 2023/06/18(Sun)19:12 No. 1066213 ID: 42fa78
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Now, what are you going to wear on your date at Dragon Park?

If you don't have any new ideas for outfits, you can still wear one of the ones you considered earlier.

Dunky2012 2023/06/18(Sun)19:33 No. 1066216 ID: 2f7f6e
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Being a multi-headed dragon must be tough, so it would be very nice to show some support. Just gotta sacrifice a few socks to make puppets (because everyone loves sock puppets modeled after themselves) and use a marker to make a quick modification to one of your t-shirts.

Baron 2023/06/18(Sun)19:49 No. 1066221 ID: 7a1a17
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Those are some nordic sounding dragons. They must got some amazing voices for death metal, and we know at least one is a metal enthusiast. I resubmit my earlier choice with a slight modification

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2023/06/18(Sun)20:42 No. 1066230 ID: e51896
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Ponchos can be cute, especially if you're wearing nothing underneath it.

Baron 2023/06/18(Sun)21:51 No. 1066238 ID: 7a1a17
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Name: Guldur
I Am A: Big bad guy
Seeking: Yes
For: Some duck no I said some duck stop changing duck to duck fo
About Me: I will be straight. You want to go all night long? You want a big guy to take charge no matter where you are? You want to fly home cause your legs don't work? Hit me up. Why did you change Ira to I will no I said I'm a will you stop editing my text screw it I'll go back and fix it when I'm done with the pr
Likes: All kinds of girls. You're probably my type. Cause I'm a slob like that
Dislikes: Commitment cause I'm just a jerk like that Guldur what are you doing in my room stop that hey that's my phone don't touch get out I swear you are the biggest pain in my aft since moving in hey don't you dare look at my phone that's an invasion of privacy don't make me get the bat again wait don't hit that button you aft hole don't

>>1066230
Ponchos are cool because then you can be sneaky with groping and touches underneath them and no one knows *wink*

(1/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066414 ID: 1f62c6
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Oh! Looks like you got two matches you haven't swiped on yet!

>Bitch the Kobold

Oh.. oh my...

Dare you taste the forbidden fruit of dragon/kobold romance?

And by "forbidden" it is of course completely bidden. Dragons have sex with their kobolds all the time. But it's problematic because of the uneven power dynamic. Most kobolds instinctively submit to dragon commands, though this one looks pretty wild.

Would... would she be into it? Is this okay? Do you think she'd be into doing some lairplay?

You sheepishly Swipe Right.

(2/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066415 ID: 1f62c6
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>Guldur

Hubba hubba! Nyang nyang! Ruff ruff! Arooooooo!

You want him to pull on your pompoms!

Swipe Right!

(3/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066416 ID: 1f62c6
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It's the day of the date and you show up at Dragon Park rocking a pretty sweet goth/punk look. You borrowed one of Gloomweaver's toe rings to use as a spiked bracelet and she even did your eye makeup.

The guy running the potion booth at the front entrance leers at you in an uncomfortable way and you hurry past, avoiding his slimy gaze.

Once inside, you take a moment to admire the scenery as you wait for your date. Dragons are everywhere enjoying the rides and the food. This date seems like it will be a lot of fun!

(4/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066417 ID: 1f62c6
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You spot a tri-colored, three-headed dragon lumbering toward you and waving. You smile back and wave your tail.

(5/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066418 ID: 1f62c6
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The Fangndr Triplets (in unison): "You must be Puffball! I'm [Wilhelm/Isolde/Ajosha]. Pleased to meet you. I'm really looking forward to our date—"

(6/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066419 ID: 1f62c6
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The Fangndr Triplets (in unison): "Wait... YOUR date? She made a date with me!"

The three heads begins squabbling with one another.

(7/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066420 ID: 1f62c6
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Puffball: "Woah, woah woah! There's no need to fight! I thought it might be a little awkward three-on-one, so I brought along some friends. I hope you don't mind..."

Wilhelm: "Huh?"

Isolde: "Friends?"

Ajosha: "Where?"

(8/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066421 ID: 1f62c6
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Yes.

(9/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066422 ID: 1f62c6
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That's right.

(10/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066423 ID: 1f62c6
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You totally did.

(11/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:01 No. 1066424 ID: 1f62c6
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Puffball: "Wilhelm, this is Sally Button-Eyes. She's been very excited to meet you!"

Puffball: "Say hello, Sally!"

Sally: "Hey there, hot stuff!"

(12/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:02 No. 1066425 ID: 1f62c6
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Wilhelm: "Woah! Your profile didn't mention having an extra head. Especially one so sexy! What's up, pretty lady?"

Sally: "Tee hee!"

(13/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:02 No. 1066426 ID: 1f62c6
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Puffball: "Isolde, I'd like you to meet Johnny Coolstockings."

Johnny: "Sup."

(14/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:02 No. 1066427 ID: 1f62c6
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Isolde: "Oh! Oh my! P-pleased to meet you! (Gosh, do my horns look alright? Are my scales shiny enough? Ooh!)"

(15/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:02 No. 1066428 ID: 1f62c6
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Ajosha: "What about me? Who's my date?"

Ajosha looks around excitedly for yet another head to pop out.

(16/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:02 No. 1066429 ID: 1f62c6
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Puffball: "Uh... it's me. Puffball. I'm your date."

(17/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:02 No. 1066430 ID: 1f62c6
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Ajosha: "Oh right... yeah... yeah cool. Good... You look great."

Wilhelm: "Better luck next time, brah! Thanks for taking one for the team!"

(18/18) Apples 2023/06/21(Wed)21:02 No. 1066431 ID: 1f62c6
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Your date with the Fangndr triplets has begun!

This is a Super Triple Date! Puffball, Sally, and Johnny can all receive suggestions separately or as a group.

Where would you like to go in fabulous Dragon Park?

GOOD GRIEF THEY'RE NAKED

*ahem*

lets go to the water park. Why? because Kayk, Gecko, Scrimbalt, and the RHBDS is there, and that's a lot of cameos!

For convenience, gonna post a link to the map of dragon park here so people can get ideas on what to do https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/139765.html#139768

that said, lets also look for princesses to kidnap while we're here.

Yes the water park will totally not bleed your makeup and ruin your sock puppets, it is the perfect plan.

Water park. This time, we totally won’t forget how to swim.

damn, three heads and not a brain cell between them. gonna be a looooong date

Let us go then to the waterpark, but first, we must go to the Royal Village to purchase a swimsuit for the terrible trio.

Silly Zealot 2023/07/02(Sun)10:35 No. 1066961 ID: 48c015
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Apologies for not doing this before.
If they go to get themselves a swimsuit, they'll obviously be open to suggestions about it.

What would be a good water park swimwear for a big, multiheaded dragon?

Suggestion 2023/07/04(Tue)08:14 No. 1067069 ID: 7a6db2
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yellow gives me floaties vibes

See, I'd think that each side would try to get gender appropriate swimming gear!

(1/6) Apples 2023/07/05(Wed)19:47 No. 1067165 ID: da4bfe
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>Water Park!

Despite your makeup and the fact that you have socks on your hands, you decide that you should start at the water park.

Yes, it's true you nearly drowned in the lake when you went fishing with Gregor, but that's because you panicked. You feel a lot more confident in water that has a shallow end and a lifeguard.

Plus you're actually extremely buoyant so maybe try to remember that going forward.

(2/6) Apples 2023/07/05(Wed)19:47 No. 1067166 ID: da4bfe
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>GOOD GRIEF THEY'RE NAKED

After walking nearly the entire length of the park to get to the water park entrance (what idiot designed this place??) the extremely nervous kobold at the gate tells you you're not allowed in without a swimsuit!

The Fangndr triplets remonstrate angrily with the kobold.

Wilhelm: "Are you telling me it's perfectly okay for me to walk around naked, but I have to but on a swimsuit to get into the pool?"

Kobold: "I don't make the rules. P-please don't eat me!"

You, of course, are wearing a swimsuit under your date clothes, but it appears the Fangndr trio prefer to go au naturale.

>we must go to the Royal Village to purchase a swimsuit for the terrible trio.

The Fangndr triplets grumble about this but what else can you do?

(3/6) Apples 2023/07/05(Wed)19:47 No. 1067167 ID: da4bfe
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You schlep all the way back to the Royal Village where most of the general shopping is.

(4/6) Apples 2023/07/05(Wed)19:47 No. 1067168 ID: da4bfe
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It's a pretty hot day and by the time you've walked all the way back to the Royal Village you're roasting.

Your arms are getting tired from holding them up all the time and you're starting to feel self-conscious about walking around with socks on your paws. Other dragons are giving you odd looks.

Isolde: "Harumph! You'd think they've never seen two multi-headed dragons on a date before!"

(5/6) Apples 2023/07/05(Wed)19:47 No. 1067169 ID: da4bfe
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After asking around for where to buy swimsuits, the park employees direct you to the King's Ransom, the biggest shop in the village.

(6/6) Apples 2023/07/05(Wed)19:48 No. 1067170 ID: da4bfe
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>See, I'd think that each side would try to get gender appropriate swimming gear!

After trying on and then deciding against a triple slingkini, the Fangndr Triplets settle on a cute shorts/bikini combo designed with multi-headed dragons in mind.

They ask you, Sally, and Johnny what the three of you think of their outfit.

A. LOOKS GREAT. LET'S GO SWIMMING!

B. SAVE YOUR MONEY, LET'S DO SOMETHING ELSE (Like get something to eat).

A.

You and Johnny pick A. Sally picks B. She's out voted. Sorry, sal.

A.

A but keep the tags on so that you can try to get a refund later (puffball doesn't suggest that, they just do it)

It'd admittedly be nice to go get someone to eat...

Ask for a rest first.

A

A. YEA, time to go swimming!!

A, but remember to do a cannonball while getting into the water.

>>1067192
You fool! A canonball from puffball will splash the entire water all over the park, and leaving the entire waterpark dried
(Not really, but yeah, do a canonball!)

Oh yeah, when you canonball, have the splash hit the RHBDS, Scrimbalt, Kayk, and Tanwen (otherwise known as her embarrassing nickname, gecko)

these guys
https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/139765.html#139791
https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/139765.html#139774

>>1067203
COLLATERAL DAMAGE

A dragon date without at least three casualties is a dull affair. Cannonball!

Option A, of course. All this hassle can't be for nothing.

>>1067172
It would add to the illusion, definitely.

>>1067173
Self-serving wisdom is still wisdom.

(1/4) Apples 2023/07/10(Mon)20:19 No. 1067572 ID: 3d7b4d
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>A Go Swimming!

You gaze longingly at all the delicious food carts and restaurants, but it appears the majority has their heart set on going swimming.

So you trek all the way back up to the entrance to Water World and head into the locker rooms to change. There's some debate over which restroom you're meant to use, but you eventually decide that the Fangndrs should use the he-dragons' locker room and Puffball the she-dragons'.

(2/4) Apples 2023/07/10(Mon)20:19 No. 1067573 ID: 3d7b4d
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You emerge from the locker room looking like a total snack in your black thong bikini.

Ajosha and Isolde compliment you when they emerge from the men's room.

Puffball: "Oh, this old thing?"

Fun fact: you and Gloomweaver wear the same size bikini bottom.

(3/4) Apples 2023/07/10(Mon)20:19 No. 1067574 ID: 3d7b4d
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Strangely, Wilhelm looks a little distressed.

Sally Button-Eyes: "What's wrong, babe?"

Wilhelm: "Huh? Oh it's nothing... uh... hey um... Johnny, could I talk to you for a second?"

Johnny Coolstockings: "Sure bruh!"

Wilhelm glances nervously at you and his siblings.

Wilhelm: "Uh... privately?"

(4/4) Apples 2023/07/10(Mon)20:19 No. 1067575 ID: 3d7b4d
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The six of you go over to a secluded bench and you take a seat. After puzzling for a few moments on how to give Wilhelm and Johnny some privacy, you see the other two Fangndr siblings pointedly pretending to ignore Wilhelm, so you and Sally do the same for Johnny.

Johnny Coolstockings: "So what's up, bruh?"

Wilhelm: "Uhh Johnny how uh... how uhm... How... You know Sally pretty well right?"

Johnny Coolstockings: "Known her all my life. We grew up in the same sock drawer."

Wilhelm: "Huh?"

Johnny Coolstockings: "Uhh... nest. Sometimes I call a nest a sock drawer. It's a... regional dialect."

Wilhelm: "Oh okay... Anyway um... about Sally... is she like... much of a size queen? Follow up: how big are kobold dicks. You know... normally?"

Wow. You weren't expecting that. It appears Wilhelm is feeling insecure about his masculinity. What should you tell him?

>>1067575
Depends on the size of the kobold.
Seriously, what is he packing? Because a small dick isn't a deal breaker.

Tell him it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it, man. Plus, if the dick is too big, how is it going to pleasure anyone if it cant even fit, ya know? Sure its impressive to look at, but how can two people experience true pleasure without being able to have intercourse due to large size?

Also, since we're being secretive, ask if Isolde stared at anyone handsome in the locker room so you know whether to up your game against any competition or not.

>>1067575
"Finger sized? But that's if they aren't being affected by magic, potions, or distant dragon ancestors."

>>1067575
Tell him she loves all kinds of dick. It kinda scares you how much she's into dick sometimes...

>>1067586
It's true.

Kobolds are genetic leftovers my dude. They vary at least as much as dragons do. Most of them are pretty small I guess, but it wouldn't be unheard of to meet a tripod

(1/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067843 ID: 28a954
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>Tell him it's not the size that matters. . . .

You decide it's time to get real with Wilhelm and speak from the sole.

Johnny: "Bruh, look at me."

(2/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067844 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "Yeah?"

(3/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067845 ID: 28a954
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Johnny: "Bruh..."

(4/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067846 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "What?"

(5/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067847 ID: 28a954
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Johnny: "Look at me!"

(6/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067848 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "What??"

(7/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067849 ID: 28a954
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Johnny: "BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

(8/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067850 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "AAARGH WHAT????"

(9/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067851 ID: 28a954
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Puffball: "LOOK AT ME, BRUH!!"

Wilhelm: "I'm scared."

(10/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067852 ID: 28a954
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Puffball: *Ahem*

(11/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067853 ID: 28a954
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Johnny: "Realtalk, bruh. It doesn't matter how big your dick is. If all a woman cared about was size, she'd just go buy a huge dildo."

Johnny: "If a woman is out on a date with you, it's because she's interested in spending time with all of you. Not just your dick. If you show a woman a good time and treat her right, she won't care what you're packing downstairs. And if the two of you don't click, even having the biggest dick in the world won't keep her coming around."

(12/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:00 No. 1067854 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "R-realtalk?"

Johnny: "Realtalk, bruh. Also, take a look at my sister, bruh."

(13/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:01 No. 1067855 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "I'm looking."

Johnny: "You've got nothing to worry about, my dude. The girl fuckin' loves dick, man. She's a fuckin' cockhound. It's scary how much she's into dick, dude. Look at those damn DSLs. Girl was built to suck cock. She's desperate for dong, dude. This girl will scarf schlong ALL DAY my man. She will eat dicks out of the trash She doesn't care what size as long as it's hard."

(14/19) Apples 2023/07/14(Fri)20:01 No. 1067856 ID: 28a954
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Wilhelm: "W-wow, really?"

Johnny: "Dude, this girl lives to lick pipe. She's probably thinking about sucking dicks right now!"

Wilhelm: "..."

Wilhelm: "So you think I have a shot with her?"