50stressballs 2024/03/31(Sun)16:50 No. 1087552 ID: d256d1
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Select a character to begin your adventure!

Rudy!

Seconding Rudy

Rudy!

I'll put in a vote for Alia.

Alia seems fun.

Rudy

Rudy, I feel he has TURT CHAMP potential.

Rudy

50stressballs 2024/03/31(Sun)20:31 No. 1087587 ID: d256d1
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You have chosen Rudy! Rudy begins his quest with 1 MAGIC CONCH SHELL, 300 SAND DOLLARS, and 1 MAP OF TOWN in his inventory.

50stressballs 2024/03/31(Sun)20:31 No. 1087588 ID: d256d1
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With his MAGIC CONCH SHELL strapped on, Rudy is eager to begin making his name as a TURT CHAMP! Are you ready to take a look at your map and head out? Or is there more you’d like to do before you leave home?

Say your goodbyes to your mother.

Other than that, check the map and find out where the professor's lab is located at so we can own our very first turt

You can't leave home without snacks.

Check underneath the moving truck.

Gotta check the PC before heading out on an adventure. Could be something there that helps us.

>>1087588
Bid farewell to your mother and check the map.should help with inspiring a destination.

50stressballs 2024/04/01(Mon)13:13 No. 1087605 ID: d256d1
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You head back inside to say goodbye to your mom and find her giving her pet turtle a bath at the kitchen sink.

“Good luck on your adventure, honey! I was around your age when I caught ol’ Bartholemew here down by the beach in my hometown!” She gives the turtle in the sink a pat on the head. “Of course we don’t have any beaches here in TURTBURGH, but I’m sure you’ll still be able to find a turtle of your own around here somewhere."

50stressballs 2024/04/01(Mon)13:13 No. 1087606 ID: d256d1
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“Oh Rudy, before you go, take these, will you? They may help you on your quest!” She takes 3 VERY MUSHY BANANAS from the kitchen counter and hands them to you. “Also, they’re starting to stink up the pantry.”

50stressballs 2024/04/01(Mon)13:14 No. 1087607 ID: d256d1
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Armed with 3 decomposing fruits and a heaping helping of motherly love, you take out your map and consider your next steps. Are you ready to head into town? Or is there more you’d like to do before leaving home?

To the store! We need to buy something to catch turtles with

The graphics show three bananas, but the menu says four. We might be able to find and exploit some glitches in this one—I've heard rumors that if you find TurtUnknown, you can duplicate any item, even when you're supposed to have only one.

But now's the time to strike out from home! The store is as good a place to start as any, before we dive into the forest.

>>1087612
Yes, divide the 4 bananas in half, get 8 bananas. Infinite rotting bananas!

Our goal is clear: to get a fire turt and cook up some banana bread.

To the store!

>>1087607
Have you packed your knapsack?
Fresh underwear.
Turt handling gloves.
Shell polishing kit
Turtle spotters guide.
Grab all that and a spare pair of pants 'cause this turtventure is gonna be so thrilling you may just soil yourself through sheer excitement.

Then to the ,medical center!
Why?
Look for freshly injured turtles or owners
See if theres any rumours about a particularly strong or vicious turtle nearby
You gotta start with something STRONG

50stressballs 2024/04/02(Tue)16:16 No. 1087845 ID: d256d1
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With your MAGIC CONCH SHELL equipped, you already have the most essential tool for turtle catching, but you know the local general store has a few other things that might be helpful. You decide to head to the store to stock up for your adventure.

50stressballs 2024/04/02(Tue)16:17 No. 1087847 ID: d256d1
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After a short walk you arrive at CHEAP CHARLIE'S, the local general store. Charlie smirks at you from behind the counter. "Hey there, kid. What can I getcha?"

Charlie has all manner of doodads, whatzits, and knickknacks for sale. After a brief glance at the shelves, you take mental stock of a few products that may come in handy on your adventure, along with their prices:

COOKING PAN - $200
SHELL POLISH - $50
FIRST AID KIT - $25
KNIFE - $50
APPLE - $5
PATTY'S PATENTED TURTLE POWDER - $125
SUNSCREEN - $5

Charlie says he has many more wares in the back room. If there's something else you'd like to buy that you don't see here, just let him know and he'll check if they've got it in stock. And if you have any questions about the items on display, he'd be happy to answer them.

As a reminder, you currently have 300 SAND DOLLARS in your inventory. What do you do next?

Buy six knives.

Knife and first aid kit is important. Buy those first.

Then Ask about PATTY'S PATENTED TURTLE POWDER
Before we consider buying anything else. What is that for?

Leave. Now.
This is clearly a scam operation that is secretly sponsored by the big corps to ensure they have a 'competitor' so they can pretend they're not a monopoly or the worst.

Get the sunscreen if you're going to be hunting turtles outside. Your mother will be proud of you for being so responsible.

>>1087847
You see a cooking pan, I see Turtle armour!
Your turt will be steel clad, shiney and chrome.

Cooking pan is a steep investment—I'd hold off until later, when we have more to cook and more SAND DOLLARS to burn. We're preparing for a grand quest; sunscreen and a first-aid kit will be good to have in case of any danger from the elements or rowdy turts. One each.

And you know what, we can afford a knife, while we're at it. Gotta have something to slice those bananas with.

>>1087847
What does turtle powder do?

50stressballs 2024/04/03(Wed)10:14 No. 1087896 ID: d256d1
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You decide to purchase a KNIFE and FIRST AID KIT first. You pay Charlie 75 SAND DOLLARS and add the items to your inventory.

50stressballs 2024/04/03(Wed)10:14 No. 1087897 ID: d256d1
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You ask Charlie about the PATTY'S PATENTED TURTLE POWDER. He tells you it's a very popular product with many of the turtle breeders and sellers in town.
You ask him what the POWDER is for. He squirms for a bit, avoiding the question. When you press him further, he finally admits he has no idea what the POWDER actually does, having never owned a TURT himself. Regardless of its actual function, the product is very well reviewed with the TURT MASTERS---or at least, that's what Charlie tells you.
If you want more information on PATTY'S PATENTED TURTLE POWDER, you may have to ask someone a bit more experienced with TURTS. Charlie says you're welcome to come back and make the purchase later, but says he "can't make any promises" that the price tag will be the same the next time you visit.
You have 225 SAND DOLLARS left in your inventory. What do you do next?

Wow, it'll be even cheaper later? Better wait on buying it then!

Hello!

buy cooking pan, apple and sunscreen, and we're good

Buy one apple. Then let's go.

We have everything we need to start walking the path to mastery. Let's get going to the forest to find our first turts!

Into the woods!

50stressballs 2024/04/04(Thu)14:16 No. 1087948 ID: d256d1
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You spend another 10 SAND DOLLARS on 1 APPLE and 1 bottle of SUNSCREEN. You decide to save your remaining 215 SAND DOLLARS for a rainy day.

50stressballs 2024/04/04(Thu)14:17 No. 1087949 ID: d256d1
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With your shopping done, you head into the forest in search of your first TURT.

50stressballs 2024/04/04(Thu)14:17 No. 1087951 ID: d256d1
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You walk down the path for a few minutes, then pause to examine your surroundings. Do you see anything you'd like to investigate further? Or will you continue down the path a little longer?

I see two turts. one in the tree, and one camouflaging by the rock to your right.

lets try to catch the rock one, if it's smart enough to know to camouflage, it must be pretty smart to help us become champion

Rock turtle!

50stressballs 2024/04/04(Thu)15:29 No. 1087973 ID: d256d1
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You spot a TURT camouflaged in the of rocks to your right. You take a step closer and, crouching down to its level, realize the little reptile is sleeping.

The TURT has picked a good spot for its nap—it’s completely boxed in by the rocks. Until it decides to move, you won’t be able to catch it.

You could always battle it to try and draw it out of its hiding spot. If you weaken it a bit, you may be able to capture it using your MAGIC CONCH SHELL.

On the other hand, this turtle doesn’t seem particularly AGGRESSIVE—if you can gain its respect in some other way, it may join you of its own accord.

Either way, you’ll have to wake it up first.

What do you do?

Put apple in front of it. Itll wake it up from sniffing it, have a good meal, and be happy with us feeding it, enough to have it trust us.

>>1087977
also it will be super cute

>>1087977
Slice the apple though.
A nice turt sized treat.
Get the most out of it.

Rock turt is cunning, hes a good pick.

I think the conclusion that the TURT that looks like rocks is smart for falling asleep next to rocks might be a bit far-fetched. Solid common sense can go a long way towards avoiding danger, even in the absence of brains.

I think we should go for the TURT in the tree. It exhibits more of the same spirit of adventure and discovery that animates us. If we can coax the rock TURT along with us later, once it's awake, then I think that would be better than bothering it now.

>>1087992

Thank goodness you bought the knife!

50stressballs 2024/04/08(Mon)19:02 No. 1088326 ID: d256d1
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You slice up the APPLE with your trusty KNIFE, gaining 5 APPLE SLICES.

50stressballs 2024/04/08(Mon)19:03 No. 1088327 ID: d256d1
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You place an APPLE SLICE in front of the sleeping turtle.

50stressballs 2024/04/08(Mon)19:03 No. 1088328 ID: d256d1
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He wakes up and takes a bite, blinking happily.

50stressballs 2024/04/08(Mon)19:04 No. 1088329 ID: d256d1
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The TURT takes the APPLE SLICE in his mouth and walks away from the rocks.

50stressballs 2024/04/08(Mon)19:05 No. 1088330 ID: d256d1
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He comes to sit down at your feet, staring up at you silently as he munches on the snack you've provided for him. He seems to be waiting for something.
What will you do?

>>1088330
Kneel down.
Stare into deeply into his eyes.
Forge that primal connection of spirit that omly a turt master can muster.
Resist the urge to whisper "soulmate...".
You dont want him to think youre weird.

Oh, and offer him another apple slice.

Hide under your hat to let him know he is the dominant turtle in this relationship.

>>1088330
Use the conch shell!

Use knife on turtle
Command -> Butcher
Go through default game over screen
Repeat until swimming in turtle shells and turtle stew

>>1088333
Turtle communion
stare into its very soul

>>1088348

Noooooo!! Not the turt!!

50stressballs 2024/04/09(Tue)13:48 No. 1088394 ID: d256d1
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You kneel down beside the TURT. You stare directly into its little reptilian eyes. It stares back.

You try to put all your hopes of becoming a TURT MASTER, your dreams of doing great things with this TURT, and your love for TURTS the world over into a single look.

50stressballs 2024/04/09(Tue)13:48 No. 1088395 ID: d256d1
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After you’re sure you’ve shown the TURT you mean it no harm, you gingerly offer your new friend another APPLE SLICE.

He accepts it, munching happily once again.

50stressballs 2024/04/09(Tue)13:50 No. 1088396 ID: d256d1
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With bated breath, you take off your MAGIC CONCH SHELL and cup it in your hands while still kneeling in front of the turtle.



The TURT, noticing your hesitance, pauses in its munching once again.

It tips its head down toward the grass calmly as if to say, "I am ready."

50stressballs 2024/04/09(Tue)13:51 No. 1088397 ID: d256d1
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The MAGIC CONCH SHELL glows softly. Then, in a flash of light, the TURT (and the APPLE SLICE he was snacking on) have vanished. Your MAGIC CONCH SHELL feels just a bit heavier with your new friend stored safely inside.

50stressballs 2024/04/09(Tue)13:51 No. 1088398 ID: d256d1
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Congratulations! You have captured your first TURT!

What will you name your new friend?

Li'l Balboa!

>>1088400
I see what you did there. Support.

>>1088400
Oh, thats perfect.

Yes.

>>1088400
agreed, best choice

50stressballs 2024/04/10(Wed)12:29 No. 1088451 ID: d256d1
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After some deliberation, you decide to dub your new companion Li’l Balboa.

50stressballs 2024/04/10(Wed)12:30 No. 1088452 ID: d256d1
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You stand up, filled with determination to find more TURTS to help you on your adventure. When you look around, however, you realize the forest light has begun to dim.

You could’ve sworn you’d only been in the woods for a few minutes. Apparently your staring contest/trust building session/attempted mind meld with Li’l Balboa was longer than you thought. Hours have passed, and now the sun has begun to set.

Few locals dare to wander into the forest at night, especially without a TURT to protect them. You’re not sure what will happen once it gets dark.

You could head back into town, maybe go home and get to know your new TURT. On the other hand you do have some food, medical supplies, and your trusty KNIFE. If you’re feeling brave, you and Li’l Balboa could adventure a little longer. If you find some shelter, you may even be able to stay the night. Your mom knows you’re out on an adventure, so she won’t be worried if you don’t come home for a while.

What do you do?

how many could we fit in one conch shell?

well anyways, we caught our first shell friend. Might as well head home and show mother, and ask her questions before bed.

No guts, no glory. If we want to be a TURT MASTER, then I think we should go straight for trying to bag some SUNDOWN TURTS. If it turns into a trial by fire, then our bond with Li'l Balboa will be tempered that much stronger.

You just set out, you can't go home yet. Look for a cave or hollow log to spend the night in.

>>1088492
Agreed.
A true turt master can emulate his companions and find a suitible place for the night and withdraw into into it like the wise turt.
It will be your shell-ter

50stressballs 2024/04/12(Fri)17:00 No. 1088611 ID: d256d1
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You just met Li’l Balboa, but you already know you make the perfect team. You decide to stay in the forest past sunset, and maybe even find some shelter to hole up in for the rest of the night.
For now, you observe the woods around you to determine your next steps. The path looks different in the dark.
Do you see anything you’d like to investigate closer? Or will you continue further down the path?

>>1088611
Thres a weird looking turt in the tree.
Not in the hollow, but up in the branches.
Theres smoke coming from log.
It would make a great shellter, but that might mean its already taken.
Hmmm.

I say the log!
Poke your head in and see whats happening!

Why is there smoke coming from the log? I'm inclined to look a little further down the path, see if there are any better options.

I think the SHROOM TURTS are a more interesting pick to investigate than the smoke.

Why is the turt in the tree hollow shaking? Are they cold or scared? See if they need help.

Check the smoky log.

>>1088623
Ooh.
Good eye.

Soft of shell but potentially toxic.
Or psychadelic.

50stressballs 2024/04/13(Sat)11:21 No. 1088683 ID: d256d1
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You move closer to the fallen log beside the path, aiming to find the source of the smoke. As you approach, you begin to notice a foul, rotten stench emanating from within the wood. The smell grows stronger with each step. All the while, the smoke continues to rise.

50stressballs 2024/04/13(Sat)11:21 No. 1088684 ID: d256d1
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You’re close enough to lean your head over the hole and peek inside now, if you’d like. What do you do?

>>1088684
Hmm.
What if itbisnt smoke but some kind of spore cloud?
If you cant smell burning yet, but can smell rot...
Ahh.
Youve come too far not to look now.

I think the most prudent course of action here is to look in the log from the side. That way, we can see what's causing the plume without sticking our face directly in it.

Don't risk your face. Find a stick to poke in first.

Don't breathe that! You could try to look while holding your breath though.

looking in the log from the side is the most logical choice. we don't want to breathe that in

50stressballs 2024/04/16(Tue)14:08 No. 1088935 ID: d256d1
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You decide to look in the log through the side instead. You hold your breath as you crouch down, just in case the fumes start to come through this way as well.

50stressballs 2024/04/16(Tue)14:08 No. 1088936 ID: d256d1
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The inside the log is a turtle. It’s big—definitely bigger than Li’l Balboa—and has what look to be rough, white scales covering patches of its dark grey skin. The putrid smoke is pouring endlessly out of its nostrils and rising up through the hole in the top of the log. The TURT turns its head slightly, spotting you over its shoulder. It looks… angry. Angrier than you thought a turtle could look. The smoke swivels with its head, and a cloud of fumes blows into your face. You’re still holding your breath. You have only seconds before you run out of air and you’ll have to breathe in the smoke. What will you do?

Uh - depending on how this is culturally expected to go, either book it, or deploy Lil Balboa to defend you.

This turt looks too high level for a beginner, action roll away!

>>1088949
This! And if you cant roll away, roll the log away from you!
Kicking it downhill will buy you time to move.

>>1088936
Huh, poison element turtle? Very dangerous, get away from it. I don't see how you could use such a thing in your party anyway without getting sick.

If it chases you then you deploy your turtle to fight!

It must be very hungry for it to feel this upset. Deploy any apple slices you have left after catching Li'l Balboa.

50stressballs 2024/04/18(Thu)14:49 No. 1089135 ID: d256d1
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You turn and run away from the angry TURT, taking a deep breath as you leave the cloud of smoke behind. You hear an angry screech behind you and run faster, and faster, until—

50stressballs 2024/04/18(Thu)14:50 No. 1089136 ID: d256d1
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You run directly into a girl picking something off the bark of a nearby tree, sending both of you toppling backward.

50stressballs 2024/04/18(Thu)14:50 No. 1089138 ID: d256d1
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“Watch where you’re going, would you?!” She whispers angrily.

Watch out, this might be a Thespian Tortoise. A tortoise that can act the part of anything or anyone it encounters!

Offer her a piece of lettuce to make sure she's a person.

>>1089138
Oh my.

She's... perfect.
Every turt master needs that special someone, that private, emotional connection you can share only with one other person.

Proposition her!
Hold her hand, stare into her eyes and ask.
"Will you... be my rival?"

Apologize and offer an apple

No time to explain! You gotta get away from the turtle before it slowly catches up to you! Run run run!

Oh, it's Alia! You know her, don't you? If you don't, then a hasty apology is in order, followed by an explanation. Maybe she can help you catch the angry TURT.

50stressballs 2024/04/23(Tue)17:34 No. 1089529 ID: d256d1
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You’re torn between apologizing, introducing yourself, and running away as fast as you can. You start speaking faster than you can think, launching into a panicked explanation about the turtle in the log, and the odd smelling smoke, and how you’re so scared, and—

50stressballs 2024/04/23(Tue)17:35 No. 1089530 ID: d256d1
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“Dude, calm down,” she interrupts. “Sounds like you ran into a NIGHT TURTLE—they’re freaky, but they’re not exactly persistent. It’ll give up chasing you pretty soon, just keep your voice down and it won’t come looking for us. Alright?”

Take a break then. What was she doing with the bark?

Break time.

So, what's the deal with NIGHT TURTLES? Are they safe to fight, in order to train up your team?

She's not angry; that's good, you can relax. Maybe the NIGHT TURT is a bit above our level, but we're dreaming big. Alia seems to know about these TURTS, so ask her how to get one in your shell.

>>1089530
Aw.
She's not a jerk.
That's a shame.
She looked like prime rivalfu material too.

Do you think she'll let us pick her name?
No...
Probably not.
Sigh.

Better listen carefuly and quieten down.
She might have info to share.

>>1089592
Yeah, kinda miss the Turtle quest red/blue/yellow and Turtle quest Gold/Silver/Crystal version days when the rival was a jerk. But her being a friendo is nice. Might could even be a travel companion!

Plus, who's to say we might actually meet a jerk rival later down the road?

50stressballs 2024/04/27(Sat)14:47 No. 1089863 ID: d256d1
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You take a deep breath. While you try to calm down, the girl introduces herself as Alia.

You ask Alia about NIGHT TURTLES.

50stressballs 2024/04/27(Sat)14:48 No. 1089864 ID: d256d1
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“I’d stay away from NIGHT TURTLES if I were you,” she says. “That smoke they give off can knock you out cold if you breathe too much of it in. If you’re determined to fight one, some shopkeepers sell masks that can help you filter out the fumes, but I wouldn’t recommend it. I don’t think they’re even trainable—they’re just too NASTY. What were you doing messing with one in the first place?”

you saw smoke coming out from the top of the log, and decided to investigate the side of the log to see what was inside.

Now that I think about it, it seemed to be giving off smoke before you looked in and disturbed it. I wonder if it was agitated by something else that caused it to emit smoke before you looked in

>>1089864
You saw the smoke and thought it was some kind of fire turtle or something.

>>1089864
Okay.
We can tell her a convincing lie about our burning curiosity about turts that momentarily overwhelmed our sense of self preservation, so burning is the passion to be a turt master within us.
Or
Tell the truth that were hoping whatever was in there would let us share its lair, for the night is cold and scary. also we secretly hoped it would let us cuddle it.

you were looking for a place to spend the night and wondered what was making the smoke.

The truth is that we thought it might be a strong TURT that we were hoping to add to our team. She can see how that turned out. Thank her for the advice, and ask her what she's doing in the forest at night.

50stressballs 2024/05/01(Wed)14:13 No. 1090093 ID: d256d1
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You tell Alia that you’re looking to catch a powerful TURT for your team, and that you thought the smoke may lead you to one. She rolls her eyes, but says nothing.
You also confide in her that you were considering using the log as shelter for the night.

50stressballs 2024/05/01(Wed)14:13 No. 1090094 ID: d256d1
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Alia frowns. “You were going to sleep in a log? Don’t you have, like… a tent, or something? Maybe a sleeping bag?”
You shake your head. She sighs, then falls silent for a moment, seeming deep in thought.

50stressballs 2024/05/01(Wed)14:14 No. 1090095 ID: d256d1
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“Well you really shouldn’t be out here in the first place,” she says, “but if you’re determined to stay the night… I’ll be here all weekend doing some foraging, and I’ve got a tent set up about a half a mile away. Help me gather some of the stuff on my list, and you can stay with me for the night—but ONLY if you pull your weight. Deal?”

Ugh... chores??? We became an adventurer to avoid chores at home

...

Ok, fiiiiiine, we'll help. Free place to sleep, and maybe smores?

>>1090095
Foraging?
Maybe we'll stumble on some turts while we're at it!
Yes, with great enthusiasm.