>>1060001
Slimecrown

>>1060001
Adventurers. There was that cute knife eared boy from a while back.

>>1060001
Slimecrown. Pick Dungeoneer herself. That'll show her.

>>1060001
Grab Dungeoneer and pull her directly onto your lap and smooch her.

>>1060001
do you think we can inflict psychic damage on the real Dungeoneer if we do this? if so, yes.

Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)15:21 No. 1060009 ID: 08229c
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"Can I just pick you?"

"W-what? No... No you can not."

"Slimecrown?"

"A great choice! There's quite a few eligible bachelorettes there. Most of them are constructs so they're some real sticks in the mud but that means they're also less problems!

Normal humans are such a drag...

The Archiver is a giant nerd and would love nothing more than to bury her nose in books all day.

The Demonologist is a giant nerd too. But she likes to study demons so she's pretty cool.

The Artificer is ALSO a giant nerd. They really like tech stuff. Maybe you can woo them and get some sweet gear?

I am.... Off limits.

The Calculator is a HUGE nerd who loves herself some numbers. A match made in heaven, right?

And then there's Alex. She's an auditor too. I guess that also makes her a nerd?

So many choices!"

>>1060009
Insist on her no matter how much she refuses.

>>1060009
Dungeoneer is the only choice, obviously.

Artificer

>>1060009
>Only Nerds
The hell is this
Where all the Buff girls with yummy abs!?!
Dungeoneer Sacrifice your tummy to Mary's tongue!

>>1060009
it gotta be dungeoneer

The only way you're getting out of this is killing Dungeoneer (through embarrassment). Pick Demonologist since she seems to be the most your type and smooch her right where Dungeoneer can see it.

Dungeoneer, but every update enhances her knockers.
Happy April Fool's, everyone!

Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)15:30 No. 1060017 ID: 08229c
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"I pick you."

"I'm telling you I'm not an option!"

"I can see your icon right there."

"I'M NOT AN OPTION PICK SOMEONE ELSE."

>>1060017
WE REFUSE! YOU WILL BE PICKED!

>>1060017
>Pick someone else!
No.
Quest over, gg Larro

Rosalyn!
And if she's not a choice then let's give Archivist a chance.

>>1060016
yes

>>1060017
DUNGEONEER SPEEDRUN LETS GOOO

>>1060017
>>1060018
>>1060019
pick the icon yourself without letting her stop you

1/4 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)15:40 No. 1060025 ID: 08229c
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>pick the icon yourself without letting her stop you

"ASdhasoldhasldjasllaskghdfkjshcxzsnc!

N-no! I'm not one of the options! I'm the tutorial person!"

2/4 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)15:40 No. 1060026 ID: 08229c
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"HA! Take that! Now you HAVE to pick someone else!"

3/4 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)15:41 No. 1060027 ID: 08229c
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click

"aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Fine...
Click on her face.

4/4 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)15:41 No. 1060029 ID: 08229c
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"F-fine! I... I guess the lucky lady in the spotlight is... Me... The Dungeoneer..."

"Hello, Dungeoneer."

"H-hey boss... Do you uh... Need info on how this all works? I'm not sure how good it will be since... Since I'm the target and the tutorial person... We can just skip the tutorial, if you want..."

>>1060025
Exactly, Mary's gonna sex-errr romance tutorial you all up

>>1060029
Demand the licky-licky and puff-puff tutorials!

>>1060029
Demand the licky-licky and puff-puff tutorials!

>>1060029
No, no, go ahead and tell us how to romance you. While you melt.

>>1060029
First: Headpat her

>>1060029
Please tell us every cute detail about yourself.

Mary, pull her into your lap and stare into her eye with a smoldering gaze

Add Dungeoneer's bow to inventory.

Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)16:02 No. 1060038 ID: 08229c
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"S-so... To uh... R-romance the uh... The target... You have to uhm... Either Do Something or Ask Something. If you do or ask the right things then uh... Their heart meter goes up...

And when it reaches critical levels you can capture the Heart Essence and... Do stuff... With it..."

"Like what?"

"Heart Essence can be crafted into a Heart Bullet... These bullets can be used to ask a Heart Question or perform a Heart Action."

"What are those?"

"They're... It's so hard to talk about this when you're deadpan and staring at me... A Heart Question is a question that can not be ignored or lied about...

A Heart Action guides you to knowing what the uh.. Target wants you to do...

Do you understand the rules..?"

"It's not complicated, yes."

"I'm supposed to give a demonstration... But we can skip that, right?"

"And miss out on a learning opportunity? Never."

"O-oh. Do you wanna uhm... Ask something... Or..."

"I'll go easy on you. I'll ask something."

"O-okay... Uh... What do you wanna ask..?"

>>1060038
"If I were to push you against the wall, one hand pessed against the wall, stared you in the eye and kissed you, how much would you enjoy that?"

Something easy then: What's her favourite rune?

>>1060041
+1

What color are my eyes?

>>1060038
what is your favorite rune (besides knockers)

Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)16:20 No. 1060046 ID: 08229c
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Come now. Even in a dream I'm sure we can avoid being crass. Besides, she could just not answer the question.

Such things should be saved for the bullets.

"What's your favorite rune?"

"My absolute favorite one? Uh... I think Soul is really interesting. It really lets you get some interesting results when you infuse a demon or a human with it... It strengthens their sense of self and allows the thing to better express itself onto the world...

I think it's a really cool rune..."

"That -is- a cool rune."

"Hehe... O-oh uhm.. My... My heart meter went up... Course you'd be good at this boss... You're good at a lot of things...

N-now try and uh... Do something. The things you do are varied but if you make the wrong move the uh.. Heart meter can go into reverse. If it hits the negatives you lose."

"Alright."

What should we do?

>>1060046
headpat

Open the DM menu and construct a romantic balcony overlooking the Slimecrown courtyard.

>>1060046
Rub tummy

>Sociopaths in Love: The Game
...I guess I could try...

Play with her crown.

>>1060046
Puff Puff

Take her crown!

Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)16:42 No. 1060055 ID: 08229c
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Oh, hey, I still have access to my dungeon stuff. Cool.

Mary quickly constructs a more romantic spot outside. The cool air feels nice.

"Oh, wow. That's what you choose?" Dungeoneer says, "I didn't even know that was an option! Well, that about uh... Covers the tutorial. So, it's up to you now. Do and say as you please."

"Hmm..."

Mary headpats the Dungeoneer. Her hair is very soft and silky.

Critical damage to Dungeoneer.

"Waaaaaaaaaaa-B-boss!"

"You have really nice hair. I'm jealous."

"Th-th-th-thank you..!"

Alright, let's get that heart meter up.

I like watching you infuse runes into monsters. You really seem to enjoy your work...

>>1060055
Compliment how beautiful she is. Slowly, gently keep complimenting her good personaolity traits, what you find cute about her while gently and intimately finding excuses to touch her, like brushing her hand with yours or leaning in to compliment her adorable eye.

>>1060055
Rub your hand under her chin
Lean in
Want me to 'personally' put a new rune in you?

>>1060055
say she is very pretty

Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)17:09 No. 1060062 ID: 08229c
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>Say

"I like watching you infuse runes into monsters. You really seem to enjoy your work."

"Ehehehe... Y-yeah. I've always liked seeing things change in nature and grow... There's so much potential when it comes to rune infusion and we've really only scratched the surface..."

>Say

"I like it when people are passionate about their work. I think it brings out the best in them. You look very cute when you're excited."

"ASDJGDFKLADS. TH-THANKS BOSS. I uh-!"

>Say

"I see you trying your best. I always appreciate your hard work."

"I'm really happy..!"

>Do

Mary puts her hand under the girl's chin and lifts it a bit so they're seeing eye to eye.

"Maybe you've earned another rune. Want me to put one in you."

"▂▂▃▃▅▅▂▃▃▅▃▃▃▂▂▃!?!?!?!?!?!"

One Heart Bullet Obtained

Hey, we got one.

Well we can either ask a Heart Question or spend it to know what sort of Heart Action she wants.

What do you think?

>>1060062
Put the bullet right up her butt

>>1060062

So, what'll be, Dungeoneer? Right here, right now, what do you really want?

Use the bullet.

>>1060062
If Question: Ask if she loves you.
If Action: Grope her boobs.

Headshot: heart bullet to the eyepatch!

>>1060062
>Blow in her ear

1/2 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)17:27 No. 1060069 ID: 08229c
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What.

People don't like things stuck up their butt.

I swear it's almost like the real crown is really here with me right now.

Either way...

"HEART BULLET!"

"WEH!??"

2/3 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)17:29 No. 1060070 ID: 08229c
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"Heart Question. So, what'll be, Dungeoneer? Right here, right now, what do you really want?"

":DSJASDKD:ASLDL:ASDASGKFMGKM#@%$

A

A KISS!?"

3/3 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)17:32 No. 1060071 ID: 08229c
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Dungeoneer has melted.

Since we're in a dream and all.

And nothing I say or do matters.

I have to admit.

I've always thought her flustered face is incredibly cute.

I think we won?
But the dream hasn't ended yet..

I guess we can still keep going?

Alright, what do we say or do?

>>1060071
first reconstruct her body, hard to kiss her if she's a puddle.
be sure to make her boobs bigger too.

>>1060071
When in doubt, think about knockers.

Enhance knockers!

>>1060071

Well, it is a dream. Clearly you must now find The Wizard who can restore Dungeoneer to her true form. Store her in a jar for now and embark upon your quest, Knight Mary, but beware, many trials and travails await you upon your path, including the dreaded Gummy Wyrm...

>>1060071
If this is a dream and its okay. You need to seduce her. Let loose your pent up desires, unchained from workplace morality

Ask if she wants to try sliding your crowns one into the other.

I wouldn't be too sure that nothing matters. Weird things like this seem to stick around.

Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)17:57 No. 1060079 ID: 08229c
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... I mean it IS a dream so...

Mary grabs the Dungeoneer and pulls her back up so she's less puddle. The girl is reformed but very limp.

Hmm...

Do we even have that rune?
I strongly doubt it but... It IS a dream.

Mary uses the Knockers Rune. Dungeoneer sees an immediate change. So does Mary.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-oss!??!?!?! Is... Is this what you like!?"

"Yes."

I mean, honestly, I think she looked fine regardless.
But

I will not turn down the chance to admire good breasts.

Oh uh

...

She did say she wanted a kiss..

It's been a while since I've kissed anyone. I'm actually a little nervous myself.

Maybe we should just abort?

Mama didn't raise no cowardly kaiju! Kiss the girl!

Yeah. This is just the tutorial after all. Let's move onto the real thing!

>>1060079
Mary. You just gonna let your cute dungeoneer remain unkissed? Thats real life hesitations- go for it. Its a dream, so let loose your desires.

>>1060079
Come on, Mary, don't chicken out on us.

>>1060079
Do you want out of this dream or not? The answer here is obvious.

dream or no, you can't just keep a lady waiting like that, no one likes a case of blue balls! Show off your power!

>>1060079
Go in with tongue

>>1060079
Since she's limp you gotta hold her by the waist and pull her in and smooch her

>>1060079
"Sorry if the kiss is awkward, it's been a while. We'll have to practice."

>>1060079
Kiss the girl!!
She might explode, but that's a risk we're willing to take!!

>>1060079
Mary, quick. Motorboat.

>>1060091
dur hurr
If you want to then do it

1/2 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)18:24 No. 1060093 ID: 08229c
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...

You know what, screw it. It's a dream. I'm gonna go for it.

"Dungeoneer."

"Y-y-yes..?"

>Say

"I'm going to kiss you."

"a"

"Is that okay?"

"Is... I've... I've had such a huge crush on you for so long... But... I can't act on it. My..."

"It's okay, Dungeoneer. You can keep your secrets. Come on, it's a dream. This is the place where things that can't happen, do."

>Do

Mary gently pulls the Dungeoneer in by her waist. Both of their hearts are beating furiously.

Why am I so nervous..?

It's just a dream...

Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)18:27 No. 1060094 ID: 08229c
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Mary pulls the girl in close enough to kiss her. Their lips touch and Dungeoneer just melts into her hold. If not for Mary's gentle touch keeping her in place she'd probably just dissolve from joy.

....

She tastes like mint. I always thought she would but it's nice to have it confirmed.

I mean... Dream confirmed.

>Do

Mary deepens the kiss and presses her tongue into the Dungeoneer's mouth. The construct is surprised at first but she accepts it.

The pair stay like that for what feels like forever before finally breaking apart.

"Sorry if that was a bit awkward. It's been a while."

Dungeoneer still seems stunned.

"It was perfect." She says.

...

Mary has taken critical damage.

>>1060094
Now let her kiss your butt, but this time literally.

>>1060094
who's seducing who? Now if only she weren't your subordinate, it wouldn't feel wrong to actually date and romance the SHIT out of her.

>>1060095
Bro that's third date material. This is the tutorial.

Cuddle and make out. You've earned it. Time to relax!

>>1060094
Well. You get to see her boobs, maybe you should return the favor?

Go back to the character select screen and get some of the other constructs. If nothing else, we can't miss out on the chance to invert the knockers rune, as it would shatter your nerd pride to miss out on that sweet sweet experimentation!

>>1060094
>give her a CAKE rune

1/2 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)18:58 No. 1060108 ID: 08229c
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I'm not seduced...

I've just... Never had anyone compliment my kissing like that...

But, you guys are right. This is a dream. Why shouldn't I enjoy myself more? I've worked hard.

This counts as rest, right?

Well...

Whatever.

It doesn't matter.

I'm gonna smooch her again.

>Do

And Mary does just that. She pulls her in close, just enjoying the warmth of their body as they kiss again.

This time, Dungeoneer is more than a passive partner. She touches Mary too. Short and hesitant touches. On her arm, her shoulder, her neck.

Mary pulls back. Dungeoneer has a moment of panic, thinking she did something wrong.

Then she has a moment of absolute flustering as Mary takes off her top.

"What? It's not fair that you're the only one showing their tits."

"Yajdiasjlkjdskfdsfjklaslkdasjfkldsjlkfjkadjsdjfhsdgaa$#@U#$%*@"

Mary chuckles before she resumes kissing the woman. Hands go places, exploring, feeling.

2/2 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)18:59 No. 1060110 ID: 08229c
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Demonologist enters the patio.

"Oh, Dungeon Master. I'm glad you recovered from your mental breakdown. The rest was much needed. I came to inform you that your parents have arrived."

".........."

>>1060110
hahahaahahHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1060110
Wait, what? That doesn’t seem right. Since when can you click people’s faces in the waking world? Perform a couple dream checks.

>>1060110
It's just the dream messing with you. You don't have a Knockers rune! Also, giving Dungeoneer another rune would've caused a bigger reaction than that.

But also I'd guess the mood is ruined now. Tell Dungeoneer you can continue later, get your shirt back on, and see what your dream parents are like.

Tell her to tell them you're resting

1/3 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)19:11 No. 1060116 ID: 08229c
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".... Demonologist... Have we always had the knockers rune..?"

"Yes? The First Dungeon Master gave it to us."

"..."

Mary tries to click her face. She can't cause that's not something you can do in the real world.

". . . . . "

"Oh, here are your parents, Mary."

The pair enter the patio.

"Oh, Mary! Is that your new girlfriend? She's so cute. I love her hair."

"M-mom!?"

"It's nice to see you finally being more free with your sexuality!"

"ASFJASFJDKASD NO"

"When are you two getting married? Also, where are your pants?"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAĄ̸̧̛A̴̧̕͜͞A̴̵̵A̶̸̵͟͏A̵̶̧͟͝A̶̵̢͘͜A̛̕͠A̢͠A̷̛̕͜͠À̷͘͜A̸̛͠҉͡A̧̨͜A͘͠A̡͘͏̴̢A͠͝A҉̵A͏A͘͟҉Á̸̕͞"

2/3 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)19:11 No. 1060117 ID: 08229c
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Mary explodes.

End of Chapter 13.1 Mary 2023/03/31(Fri)19:14 No. 1060119 ID: 08229c
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When she stops exploding she finds herself on her bed. Surrounding her are many slimes.

"W-wha...? Did I pass out..?"

The slimes suddenly get up and leave.

...


I am...

So confused....


And horny....


I'm going back to sleep.....

>>1060119
HA

>>1060119
Thanks for running!

>>1060119
Beautiful

Did we earn Mary anything with being so good at our job and almost getting her laid if not for the dream falling apart at the seams?