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132935 No. 132935 ID: 950529

Garret "Garth" Redwick has just moved into small Funkytown to start a new life. His goal? Fuck all the bitches.

Recommended dedication: Minimum/Average. It is required for participants to have read the previous threads, but no great attention to detail is needed to be involved.

http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Valley_of_Love
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No. 134896 ID: d31d16

>>134860
I would love to have seen the look on your face right that moment Garth.
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No. 134898 ID: 19ecf1

>>134860
I just realized something critical...

Rats have hundreds of babies in a small period of time...

She's gonna have more sisters than a harem... or nunnery... or anyother place with females...

Screw one on one... You can go one on 100.
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No. 134900 ID: 934ef5

You know, as long as we're screwing the shy one I'm ok with is.

Her sis seems like a bitch anyways.
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No. 134904 ID: 19ecf1
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134904

>>134885
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No. 134909 ID: 950529
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134909

"Uh.. Why don't you introduce me?"
>"Oh, uhm, this is my twin sister Lana. Lana, this is, uhm-"
"Call me Garth."
>"Hey, leave me out of this. If you're so stuck on having sex with a stranger that's your life. I don't want anything to do with it."
>"Lana, please don't be so mean--"
>"Let me go. I have to watch the front."
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No. 134913 ID: 3416ec

>>134909

"Alrighty, you go and watch the front, and I'll... heh... watch the back."
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No. 134914 ID: 154253

>>134909
Reassure her as her sister leaves. "Hey, don't worry about her. You have desires and needs, and those are up to you. Now, let's go fulfill some of those. Lead the way."
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No. 134915 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134909
"I GOT A DIFFERENT FRONT FOR YOU TO WATCH GURRRRRRRRRL"
Subtly hint that there's always room for a third if she's interested.
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No. 134916 ID: 476456

well clearly you know what you need to do now.


have a threesome
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No. 134917 ID: 1d375b

Bluntly hint there is always room for a third.
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No. 134920 ID: 61674d

You can watch the front of ME, rodent! Oh yeah...
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No. 134922 ID: 19ecf1

>>134909
Give your quest...
But an excellent excuse as to why you're doing it.

I can't think of something that'd work...
"Look... um... I had this kinda heavy bet back home... You see, my human girl got kidnapped by some furry gang (give name of gang)... and I tried to get her back. Guy said I was a furry hater, I said no. He said to prove it. Have sex with one girl of each species, he'd give back and some more. Better sex than gang."

Some sort of stupid story... use your own if you can make one...
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No. 134923 ID: cfad4e

Jesus. Those ears.

Do simple mathematics in your head. I'm pretty sure they can hear your thoughts.
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No. 134927 ID: 934ef5

>>134909
She seems to need a screwing as bad as her sister, she's just less aware of it.

It may not be too good of odds of charming her, but try saying something to leave a better impression on her. After all she could still end up talking about this, or just ragging on you to others.
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No. 134931 ID: 934ef5

>>134927
Or a better approach: defend Shanas decision from her sisters dismissal. Don't just let her accuse her of being a slut.
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No. 134950 ID: 19ecf1

>>134931
you mean insult the sister and say "I've bet you've never had anything in your pussy... ever. Probably smells like a tomb down there"
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No. 134974 ID: 934ef5

>>134950
...He should trying to score points with both of them here, at least get the bitchy one out of the negatives so we don't suffer for it later.
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No. 134979 ID: 0abb50

>>134909

ಠ_ರೃ

Good man. I daresay you should straighten that woman out!
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No. 134986 ID: 19ecf1

woah woah woah...
I think we forgot something...

We came here for a date, that's what she expected...
We just said "okay... let's just fuck"

I don't think it works that way dude...
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No. 134992 ID: 21b706

>>134986
"We" said nothing. I want nothing to do with what he said.
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No. 134996 ID: 817cd3

>>134979
She has good reason... I mean.. he said "sure a date".. and then he just insults her and says he just in it for the tail.
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No. 135015 ID: 19ecf1

>>134996
if we're on this path, we really have to divulge to get anywhere...

Just in some manner that makes us the good person...

Or crazy girl gonna be all round the block with the latest gossip.

We really did piss her off, and you gotta feel bad for her. You have explainin' to do
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No. 135029 ID: 950529
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135029

"Now listen here, ladies. I am on a quest to make you feel good. I am here for your happiness, not to exploit you. I do not want to get between you two and your relationship. Please, take some time to talk, to think, and to feel before you decide the next course of action. My heart and my arms are big enough to hold both of you."
>"..S-see? He's not just any random stranger.."
>"But.. I feel like I'll be left behind.."
>"No, don't. Didn't you hear? He said he could love both of us. I'd gladly share with you, Lana."
>"Shana.."
>"We always do things together, right? I want you to feel good too, Lana."
>"Me too, Shana.. Maybe it's just going too fast.. Let's go on a date with the three of us first."
>"Yes.. Yes, let's do that."
>"I love you, Shana."
>"I love you too, Lana."




Oh yes.
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No. 135030 ID: 987386

"I realize you care for your sister, but it's ultimately her decision. If she wants a bit of fun, I'll oblige. If she decides it's too soon for such things... I'm a patient guy. She just struck me as... needing it."
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No. 135033 ID: 8f1880
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135033

>>135029
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No. 135034 ID: 19ecf1

>>135029
WHOA....
erm... what just happened.
And why does he look pure evil here...
with the glazed look o'er his eyes
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No. 135045 ID: 21b706

You know, i don't think we need to be subtle in this town. Just get naked in the middle and yell "LADIES! MAKE A LINE! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU ALL!".
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No. 135053 ID: 934ef5

>>135029
Um... wow. That went better than expected.

How the fuck do you do this.

If you were using a wish granting genie jesus, it shouldn't have gone that well.
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No. 135055 ID: 3416ec

>>135029

Evillllll. EVILLLLLL GLARE. D:
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No. 135056 ID: ba7c76
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135056

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No. 135061 ID: abd8f5

This is now my favorite quest ever.

I love you guys.
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No. 135063 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135029
"We can take it slow if you wish, I am here to please the two of you. How about the cafe?"
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No. 135064 ID: d97d76
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No. 135067 ID: 9d07d9

Jesus Christ you didn't even want to have sex and now you've scored a threesome
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No. 135071 ID: 154253

>>135029
Yes. Dating is fine too, see what you can manage on your sixteen whole dollars. Alternately, you could try talking them both into a threesome right now, but that seems over-eager.

"So, where would you two lovely visions suggest we should go? I'm open to suggestions, still being new here and all."
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No. 135073 ID: 9d07d9

>>135071

It's not like there are a whole lot of places in this town to go on a date anyway
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No. 135075 ID: abd8f5

>>135071
Suggest something low cost, without specifically bringing up the cost.

Except, not the river. I don't think we really want to chance running into that bear-girl again who may or may not be mentally challenged. Man, we sure screwed the pooch on that one.

Heh. Screwed the pooch. It's funny, because she's not a dog. Man, sometimes my jokes are un-bear-able.
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No. 135079 ID: 0abb50

>>135029

Son of a fuckwhat.
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No. 135080 ID: 934ef5

>>135071
>but that seems over-eager.
I think you meant inevitable. Also, immediate.
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No. 135081 ID: 0abb50

>>135034

Garret is obviously some sort of incubi set on fucking every women, getting them knocked up, and then moving onto the next town.

Still saying Son of a fuckwhat to this whole mess. His Charisma must be ungodly...
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No. 135086 ID: cfad4e

>>135081
>Garret is obviously some sort of incubi
>His Charisma must be ungodly..
>some sort of incubi
Huh.
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No. 135124 ID: 950529
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135124

"It fills me with such joy to hear that. Where would you ladies like to go?"
>"Hmm.."
>"Hmm.. You decide."
>"Could you pick us up around six tomorrow?"
>"Just take us where you think is loveliest."
>"Right now we need to have a sistertalk~"
"Most certainly. I will be here six PM sharp, ready to provide you a great time."
>"See you then~"
>"See you then~"
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No. 135134 ID: 154253

>>135124
Clearly by 'sister talk' they mean making out. Anyway, now we got like 3 hours to kill until our next obligation. I'm curious as to how Mrs. Wulfe is doing, or you could pop back by the mansion and check in on Elizabeth, see what the story is there. Because that story Ebeneezer gave us makes me wonder.
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No. 135136 ID: 950529
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No. 135141 ID: 987386

Looks like we'll need 2 collars for that 'pet project'. :3c

Yeah, I know I'm interpreting it the wrong way.
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No. 135149 ID: cfad4e

>Looks like we'll need 2 collars for that 'pet project'.
Now you're talking.
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No. 135151 ID: d31d16

>>135136
I think I know where he got that cap from.
He talked those horns off the Devil himself.
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No. 135156 ID: 0abb50

>>135141

I have no problem with where this is going.
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No. 135240 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135134
Checking out the mansion might not be a bad idea. If he's going to fuck Mrs Wulfe it might be a good idea to have an alibi. Something that's currently lacking, I mean now it can be confirmed that Garth has been out on the town the whole day so he couldn't have done her, but if he suddenly goes back, stays in his room for 3 hours and then she comes out walking funny some eyebrows are going to be raised.
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No. 135253 ID: e69635

I always miss all the good stuff.

Anyway, lets go back to Ms. Wulfe.

We can take her home afterwards, because if she stays any longer her husband will be suspicious.
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