>>145353
Just say, "no." You have no obligation or need to prove yourself to him.

>>145358
Rojo:"No."
Carg:"No? I knew you couldn't. All kobolds are fuckin dumb."
He is really pushing it. I... Please help me calm down before I put an arrow in his skull.

It's alright, he's just an idiot. A demonstration doesn't seem too unwarranted, ask Nir to smack him with a nonlethal mana ball if he wants to see his power so bad. At his rear.

Stress relief AND a demonstration in one!

Perhaps a demonstration of Nir's superior grasp of vocabulary would be more appropriate.

>>145368
This situation would be a complete mimic of mine. He might get pissed off enough and decide to go on a journey to find himself, coming back a better person.
>>145372
Or I can have Nir prove him wrong by having him answer Carg's questions. I can't decide.

"i meant, no, i can't prove it. but he can."

>>145397
Rojo:"I meant no, I can't prove it. But Nir can."
Carg:"Oh, really?"
I'm going to send you guys over to him. Is that okay?

Sure.

>>145409
Okay. He won't think Nir's cheating while you're in his head. You might also help him ask good questions.

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...

So how exactly is this going to fuckin prove he's smart? The foxfolk is delusional.

just ask him stuff. try some math problems or something. just not ones even you don't know the answer to, like what is 1835263*863836.

You know, he could smack you with black magic. Do you think that's easy to learn? He made his own self style even!

>>145419
>>145423
What the fuck? Guidance spirits? What the fuck are you doing in my head? And no kobold is able to use black magic. Fuckin impossible.

>>145425
Fuck you, man. Don't tell us what's fuckin impossible. You're not my dad. Go on, tell the little fucker to blast you with some fuckin black magic. Or make up some new magic. Fuck.

Go ahead and ask him to zap you. Don't say we didn't warn you.

>>145428
>>145431
Fuck you, too! If you're all so fuckin insistent on saying this kobold is so smart, I will ask it. Fuckers.
Carg:"Hey, kobold!"
Kobold:"It's Nir."
Carg:"It's kobold as far as I'm fuckin concerned. Now do some of your fuckin magic on me if you're so fuckin smart!"
It raised one of its hands, and something black appears in its hand. He throws it at me and- AAH! FUCKFUCKFUCK! Fuck! I almost fell the fuck off of my fuckin horse! What the fuck was that?

Magic.

Why is this so hard a concept to grasp?

>>145436
It was a ball of black mana. It's not very destructive... yet. We'll have to ask him to try making them bigger. He's got some other spells, too.

>>145437
>>145438
Fuck! That's a fuckin self-style? It can't be the fuckin kobold. It must be that foxfolk.

>>145442
You're an idiot if you really think that.

You know how Freeze works, right? The person casting it has to say "Freeze". So ask Rojo to cover her mouth, and have Nir cast Freeze on you. Try denying THAT proof.

>>145444
You are the one that's fuckin stupid. Watch closely. The fuckin kobold won't cast that spell.
Carg:"Foxfolk, cover your mouth. Don't speak. Kobold, cast a fuckin freeze on me."
The kobold doesn't do anything. See, I fuckin told yo-
Kobold:"Sting."
AAH! FUCKIN SON OF A FUCK! That fuckin hurt! But that can't be fuckin possible! Oh, I get it! This is a fucin dream! I'm going to wake up right now!

Uuh, right now!

...now!

Right fuckin now!

...I'll wake up eventually.

Damn Carg, you must really be pushing Nirblim's buttons. He has to be pretty pissed off to use that one. Go ahead, push him further. You really want to see what he's capable of?

Pinch yourself.

Goddamnit, you're on the same side moron, stop trying to create conflict.

>>145458
I already fuckin did that.
>>145457
The kobolds pissed off? I'm pissed off. In fact, I should be more pissed off than I am right now.
>>145459
You're the ones creating conflict. You fuckin tell me to do those things. Fuckers.

>>145465
you wanted proof the kobold is smart. and you could have asked him to show you in a nicer way. for a thief you suck at being subtle.

>>145465
You're the one that keeps denying the obvious, requiring us to go to greater and greater lengths to prove it to you. Why are you so stubbornly holding onto these negative qualities of those you've met? Is it so you don't have to feel guilty about stealing from them?

>>145469
You fuckin want subtle? I bet you were fuckin there when I swapped that foxfolk's fuckin money pouch.
>>145473
I'm not being fuckin negative. I'm just pointing out common sense.

Negative is thinking kobolds are stupid. You just experienced proof otherwise.

>>145484

Heh that was awesome by the way. Nice note. She never even realized until you were out of there. Your approach was too obvious though; it was easy to suspect you of doing it afterwards, and you're not exactly hard to pick out in a crowd.

>>145485
This kobold is just a fuckin fluke. All the other kobolds are only good for slaves. Speaking of which, I wonder how much I'd fuckin get for selling the tribe I'm being lead to. I bet it'd be a fuckin decent pay of gold.
>>145489
Oh, finally someone who fuckin appreciates my skills! And they won't fuckin suspect me because they usually feel a money pouch afterwards. Plus I left through the back way about 5 fuckin seconds after she left and flew the fuck away.

>>145491
you do know that if you try that the kobold mage will kill you. anyway. you got proof this bold is smart. send us to him or rojo.

>>145504
Kobolds are too fuckin weak to kill me. Besides, what reason will they have to kill me if I do it subtly? You fuckin think about that.

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...

Gods damnit, if he's rude to me or my friend again, I'm. going to arrow the little shit.

best hope is make him die in the lich's lair. he is made of pure assholeum. the meanest material in the universe.

He did mention selling Nir's tribe into slavery.

Not sure what you wanna do with that info, but just throwing it out there.

Just tell him where the lich's tower is. It'll get him out of our hair and maybe teach him some humility.

he thinks he knows what subtle is while loudly (to us) announcing his plans. he is like: ha ha, no way they will know it's me, guide voices who can hear my every thought and can travel to them and tell them, it is the perfect plan.

>>145512
>>145513
>>145515
>>145517
You know what? I don't care about the little shit anymore. We reach my woods.
Rojo:"This is where we part ways."
Carn:"Why the fuck should we?"
Rojo:"The Lich is west of these woods. Don't go near the tribe of kobolds. If you do, I'll shoot You."
Carn:"Well, fuck you too, bitch! I'm fuckin glad I'm leaving you! You'd hold me back anyway! Fuckers."
He begins to leave. I hope I can find Nir's tribe.

Before he goes... send us to Nir.

Note: We should tell him not to scream, if he ever sees Mary Shaw in a dream.

>>145528
>>145530
I... I really don't think he'll listen, but it's worth a shot.

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...

So close to home. And I'm so tired... It's night out...

Carg wants to sell your tribe into slavery. Tell him about wanting to become a black mage to protect them and how much you love them and your sister so he'll feel incredibly guilty.

>>145539
He what? That got me awake.
Nir:"Carn!"
Carn:"Fuck off!"
Nir:"Do you know why I wanted to become a black mage?"
Carn:"No. Fuck off."
Nir:"Someone who uses black magic saved me from someone evil. So I wanted to become a black mage to protect my tribe. I love them. I love my sister."
Carn:"Fuck off!"
Nir:"I'd really hate it if something happened to them. If you sell them to slavery, I'll make you regret it!"
He doesn't answer. Carn leaves.

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I really hope he becomes a better person.