!!!!!!

Suggestion 2010/03/30(Tue)13:35 No. 155426 ID: 717301
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Maou.

Somethan intrestan.

Ther's a weird thing an a fun thing aout there. I gotta get auway from this womaoun.

Get out?

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2010/03/30(Tue)13:38 No. 155430 ID: 37ab54
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>>155426
go for the fun thing! Weird is dumb.

>>155426
Investigate weird thing.

Weird thang.

Suggestion 2010/03/30(Tue)14:35 No. 155454 ID: 717301
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Nyah, here's the weird thing. Daown in the valley. It's asleep I think.

go lick it

>>155454
Lick that turd.

Go back and wake one of the people up, they might get a kick out of seeing it.

>>155454
Lick it.

Its too far. Wake up the woman so she can take you to it.

lvl 35 yowl tech: bunch o cats in a dryer

>>155454
Go and examine brave feline.

Suggestion 2010/03/30(Tue)15:05 No. 155478 ID: 717301
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Nyao, I lick it some, nothing happens.


>>155460 >>155473
No! That Waowman will carry me aroaound moar.

>>155478
Hmmm, paw it then. If there still isn't any reaction then scratch it.

>>155487
Just stop at pawing. Get a better look at all sides of it.

>>155478
Take a look at it from all sides. Then climb on top of it.

>>155478
Eat it whole to gain its power.

>>155478
Hiss at it.

>>155478

Ooo'ooo! It's Mothra! Find the little faeries and eat them before it's too late! If can't find them, then scratch it.

It's an Ohmu, isn't it?

>>155478
poor thing. a white cat. If the owner wakes up and she's anywhere in sight, there is no escape.

Show us the fun thing. Weird thing's just a big lump.

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)09:26 No. 156027 ID: 717301
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Poawing at it doesn't do anything.
There's some places I couwld go ounder the thing, but I'll look at the fun foarst. Nao.

>>156027
That thing looks like it could be fun. Go closer and examine it.

>>156027
That looks mighty fun for sure.
How does it smell like?
Also see if there's a tractor unit, on the left end of it.

>>156027

Go sniff about it closer.

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)10:16 No. 156044 ID: 717301
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Smaolls like bloaud. Some dead kowbolds inside, and some tear-up stuff.

>>156044
Check the inside I guess.
Be careful 'bout the tear-up stuff.

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)10:40 No. 156054 ID: 717301
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>>156045
Mya, a seat! Gotta claw this up first. Dangly bits look fun.

sorry, those are bad dangly bits. they will cause pain if you bat them.

>>156054
Knead the whole thing off. There might be shinies under it.

The dangly thing with the spiral cord might be fun to play with.
On the lower right.

take a look around :3

>>156054
Dangly bits are great fun to gnaw on.

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)14:19 No. 156164 ID: 717301
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Nothing in the seat

I'll inpect this. It makes nawoises.


There's some dead Kowbolds, but that's it. I can gao look at this thing moar or I can gao back to the lump.

>>156164
Go piss on the dead kobolds. Then go back and check the strange thing.

>>156164
pat it into the other wires

I vote lump.

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)16:16 No. 156276 ID: 717301
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>>156165
Doane.

>>156166
Makes moar noaises.

What to look foar?

>>156276
Dig a space for you to crawl under it!

wut

Investigate space to the left for shineys.

WAT O_O

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)16:42 No. 156327 ID: 717301
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Soamting's ounder here, nyah. Do I claw it or do something owlse?

Looks suspiciously like a titanic eyelid.

...Definitely claw it.

>>156327
Bite it!

>>156327
CHEW YOUR WAY TO VICTORY!

>>156327
Claw the shit out of it.

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)16:59 No. 156366 ID: 717301
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IT'S TOOO THICK!

>>156366
SING IT THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE!

>>156366
Go a bit more to the right and lower. Then claw it again. That should hit the spot.

If there still is no reaction then piss on it as well as shit on it.

>>156370
This

>>156366
Follow that dark line to the knob on the end over to the right and attack that with your sharp claws.

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)19:01 No. 156555 ID: 717301
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HISSSSSS!

Uh Oau.

>>156555
...maybe we should run away.

Attack with all your might! It's go time!

>>156555
TAME THE BEAST WITH YOUR RODEO SKILLS!

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)19:40 No. 156635 ID: 717301
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Maaaauuuu! It's too big! Whare should I run?

>>156635
HIDE IN ITS ASS IT WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE!

Run to the danglewires

>>156635
Hide in the FUN THING!

>>156635
lead it to the mean lady. that'll teach her.

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)20:24 No. 156728 ID: 717301
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Back at the foun thing!

>>156728
What is that hose? It looks important. Drag into the place where the seat is.

THEN RUN

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)23:04 No. 156846 ID: 717301
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Gonna pull thi- bleh!

>>156846
Take a quick look at the rest of the fun thing.

Suggestion 2010/04/01(Thu)08:51 No. 157072 ID: 717301
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Nowthin else interesting.

>>157072
Go find a mousie's to om nom's.

>>157099

Yeah let's get ourselves something to gnaw on like a rodent, a mole or a bird...

Suggestion 2010/04/01(Thu)11:51 No. 157153 ID: 717301
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Close enyough. Nyah. What nyao?

Maybe if you show the woman how good a mouser you are she'll stop carrying you and let you work.

Yes! Show her what you found!
Well, chew it, then bring her another!

Love Drifter 2010/04/01(Thu)12:53 No. 157174 ID: bf1e7e
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>>157153

It sounds like whatever was scratching around the truck has stopped, but there's something else going on.

>>157174

Who are you??!

Love Drifter 2010/04/01(Thu)12:56 No. 157177 ID: bf1e7e
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>>157174

Shit! It's some sort of giant monster! I'd better get out of here!

omg ... either the cat was only an intro or we're playing two characters D: APRIL FOOL the ID is different to the cat ID
i'd still like to know the names of the cat.
How is your name??? :3

>>157187
but which one is the joke? the cat or unicorn?

>>157190
the unicorn is to obvious a joke ... and the Cat ID is is the same as in the /questdis/ thread

Love Drifter 2010/04/01(Thu)13:31 No. 157199 ID: bf1e7e
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>>157176

My name is Love Drifter, I'm a Unicorn out on my maiden quest.

I feel like I just woke up from some sort of nightmare.

Hey, there's two moons.

>>157199
We are all unicorns today. So what is your quest?

okay ... a unicorn is fine too for now

do you have any powers?
can you sense sadness or smash through stars or something?

Love Drifter 2010/04/01(Thu)17:20 No. 157440 ID: bf1e7e
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>>157200

There are always two moons. The larger, brighter moon, and the peanut-moon that is out right now.

>>157202

The same quest that all unicorns must undertake as a rite of passage. We must seek out and appear before a beautiful Virgin Maiden.

>>157241

>do you have any powers?

The same powers as all unicorns, I can travel rapidly and work magic with my horn.

>can you sense sadness

The only thing that I am mystically endowed to sense is the location of my chosen maiden.

That is, I should be able to. But I haven't been able to sense her since I awoke.

>or smash through stars or something?

The stars are far beyond my reach. I will not be able to reach them until I complete my quest.

I think I'm far enough away from the beast to rest for now, and try to decide what I should do next.

What could cause you to not be able to sense your maiden? Is there even anything you know of or has this never happened before?

>But I haven't been able to sense her since I awoke.

Then she's obviously lost her virginity. So did all the other maidens.

What is in the area? Is it just forest, or are there landmarks of civilization? We can tell a lot about your lost maiden by where they live.

Love Drifter 2010/04/01(Thu)17:42 No. 157483 ID: bf1e7e
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>>157442

Nothing that anyone I know has experienced should be able to sever the sacred bond without my knowing.

The only thing I can think of is that it may relate to my nightmare, which I feel like I have been trapped in since shortly after I left on my quest. It felt dark, and empty, and leaves the impression of ... shackles?

>>157445

If that were simply the case, I would have received a vision with a new maiden.

>We can tell a lot about your lost maiden by where they live.

I can not tell you where she is, because I can no longer sense her. I believe I have been over this already.

So maybe a different approach?
Tell us something 'bout your maiden and we might figure where she is then.

Having visions 'bout mindflayers also might mean you're controlled by them or some faggotry.
Use your stupid rainbow-magic on that.

>>157483
If you ask me, a mindflayer is controlling your maiden. Find the brainsuckers and kill them. Then you shall either kill or free your maiden, depending on how long she's been under the influence.

Love Drifter 2010/04/02(Fri)18:23 No. 158223 ID: bf1e7e
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>>157525

I can't remember much of anything about her. I'm sure I'd recognize her, but it's like there's a hole in my mind where she used to be.

>>157539

I don't have any sort of powers to do that. I'd need to get help.

>>158223
Okay look around to see if you can find some sleeping people, maybe they can help.

Here's a fantastic idea, lets get a new maiden anyway. For the time being. An unofficial maiden so be it.

Investigate your immediate area. There might be people around here who know something.

Love Drifter 2010/04/04(Sun)12:03 No. 159538 ID: bf1e7e
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>>158234

That is appalling! Commitment and purity are the two greatest virtues a unicorn exemplifies! I can't very well abandon my maiden simply because of some vague possibility.

>>158225
>>158324

I decide to look around the small wood in which I have taken refuge. It looks like I may not be alone here after all.

>>159538
Investigate cautiously.

vewy vewy quiet

>>159538

listen for sounds. Look for movement.

>>159538
There is someone behind the tree!
watch out ... it could be a hunter

create a rainbow sheild as you approach. We don't want you shot...

Say... what would happen if there were NO MORE MAIDENS somehow? Would your assignment just get delayed until the next was born or something?

Love Drifter 2010/04/08(Thu)12:51 No. 161332 ID: bf1e7e
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I approach cautiously. I can't put up any sort of warding beyond my own supernatural resilience. I have some magical talents, but they need something on which to be used.

The person raises a gnarled, taloned hand as I approach around the tree. I feel something ancient and mystical here.

The creature turns slightly, peering back at me from the corner of its eye.

Greetings, young one.

"Greetings, presumably old one."

>>161332
Guy looks legit. Greet him in a curteous way.

>>161335
i'm starting to wonder how you survived your childhood.

>>161332
Ask him who he is and what he's doing behind trees in the middle of the forest after greeting him.

>>161364
Through the magical power of irony.

Love Drifter 2010/04/28(Wed)19:34 No. 171600 ID: bf1e7e
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I greet the creature cautiously. She stands to face me. Something feels familiar about her, but I can't place it.

>>161364

Ah, forgive my lack of introduction. You can call me Mama Moira. I am simply resting here, away from the children at play. Is there some reason that you have sought me out?

>>171600
Explain that you can no longer sense your maiden, and are worried about her fate.

>>171600

You fear she may have been pushed into the sea by some firey bull

>>171600
Ask her if she knows where your maiden is.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/04/29(Thu)00:59 No. 171694 ID: a85626
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>>171600

oh my god...

>>171694
What? What is it?

>>171696

Don't you recognize that purple parrot?

>>171708
Um... no? Where's it from?

>>171694

There are no purple parrots

>>171696
>>171708
>>171713
>>172076
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2685999/

Trapper!/KLERUSqLU 2010/04/30(Fri)09:12 No. 172152 ID: 56c813
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please no ... not here ... NOT NOW

>>171600
You lose track of your maiden, then you subsequeltly meet a sstrange old bieng, the like of which you have not seen before.

Dont you think this is a litle too weird? RUN

Love Drifter 2010/05/10(Mon)19:08 No. 175956 ID: bf1e7e
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>>171611
>>171613
>>171688

I ask her if she can aid me in locating my missing maiden.

That should be simple for me, dearie. And I'd be glad to help one such as yourself.

She reaches into her robes and pulls out some sort of strange powder. She blows onto it and whispy flames lick the ground in front of her.

Love Drifter 2010/05/10(Mon)19:09 No. 175957 ID: bf1e7e
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>>175956

Now then, Dearie, If you can give me something that relates to the maiden you seek I can tell you her fate.

Conjure something up with your magical horn powers.

Use your magical horn powers to summon her clothes.

I mean her cat.

Go get her cat.

A lock of your mane?

YOU relate to the maiden. Step into the circle.

>>175957
Use your magical horn powers to summon up something good. Don't give the strange lady a lock of your mane or step into the circle yourself.

Love Drifter 2010/05/17(Mon)19:27 No. 178950 ID: bf1e7e
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I can't conjure anything relating to her up, I can only conjure natural phenomena.

I move to step into the circle, but Mama Moira raises her hand to stop me.

Dearie, you are an immortal. If you enter a circle this simple, nothing will come of it. If you wish me to scry on you, I'll need some ... particular components to expand the circle.

I ask her what components she will need.

She holds her hand palm-up, bowing her head.

The most quickly available, dearie, would be a few drops of your blood.

>>178950
I'm not seeing much other option.

>>178950

>> The most quickly available, dearie, would be a few drops of your blood.

I see nothing wrong with this plan.

do eet

Why not? She seems like a stand up gal. Let's do it.

since this seems to be the only way to find our maiden then let it be so.

As bad as that sounds, you really don't have any other choice. Blood it is.

What could possiblai go wrong?

Trapper!/KLERUSqLU 2010/05/18(Tue)13:38 No. 179293 ID: 068647
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A few drops ... that's how it begun

Why stop at a few drops?
Give her all of, make success all the more likely.
I mean you don't want to lose your maiden due to your cowardice?

Love_drifter 2010/06/08(Tue)08:55 No. 190423 ID: bf1e7e
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I agree to Mama Moira's terms, and lean down while she reaches up to scratch my nose with one of her claws. It isn't a large wound, and it will heal quickly.

Love_drifter 2010/06/08(Tue)08:57 No. 190424 ID: bf1e7e
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>>190423

She lowers the claw down to touch the circle, chanting rhythmically as she does so. Shortly, the circle seems to explode outward, becoming brighter and more complex.

Everything is starting to look fuzzy, and I feel like there is something pulling at my mind. Should I resist or go with it?

go with it, it should grant you a vision of your maiden.

>>190425

I see nothing wrong with this plan.

Resist with full-force, she slipped you a roofie.

Yeah, let's see how good we might end up with this.

Resist a little bit and see if she says anything.

Go with the flow, baby - this plan is foolproof!

Still seems legit. Go for it.

Suggestion 2010/06/08(Tue)16:45 No. 190600 ID: 3297aa
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Are you really gonna make me say it?

Omg, it's Mommy Fortune from The Last Unicorn. Run. She's going to enslave you for her carnival!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQP-6ESQQcE
Check out 4:55 of this! It's her!

Polite sage so as not to bump.

Love Drifter 2010/06/19(Sat)20:11 No. 196053 ID: bf1e7e
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I am suddenly bombarded with images.

I see myself, running toward some goal.
I see myself, assailed by sound and fire.
I see myself, beset upon by soldiers.
I see my captor, he does something and everything goes dark.
Everything is suddenly wreathed in flames. I feel the heat from them even though they are not truly present.

It is familiar.

See, now that is a trap.

Your maiden is doing what beautiful virgin maidens usually do, being the bait for a unicorn trap.

>>196053
Oh come on. Your maiden is CHEREN?! That is just ridiculous.

>>196059
Obviously Cheren is a delicate, virginal flower.

What?

>>196059
>>196062
Who knows. Maybe Cheren IS a virgin. And the only thing we know about unicorns is that they are attracted to virgin women, but that doesn't mean they can't be psychotic.

Of course, it might be the sergal KID Jiri.

Or maybe the goblin Dribliza.

Or a WHOLE NEW CHARACTER.

Either way, my advice? You know it's a trap. But you are going to rescue your maiden ANYWAY. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT UNICORNS DO.

>>196100
>Cheren IS a virgin
LOL NO
>>/questdis/317168

>>196119
She could be lying.

>>196053
Well looks like you found your maiden again. Lets get going then, from the looks of things she needs you.

>>196148
true ... klingons are amplifying their story too ...
but she was drunken, so she could have talked the truth .. i mean what else are you going to do in the desert?

Love Drifter 2010/06/21(Mon)20:19 No. 197002 ID: bf1e7e
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Mama Moira appears in the flames.

So what do you plan to do, dearie?

I tell her that I know that this is a trap, but I have to go to save my maiden.

She shakes her head.

What is it that you think you've seen here?

I tell her that I think I am seeing a vision of the future.

No, Dearie. What you've seen is the past. You asked me to find your maiden through the connection you share with her. This vision you've seen is how you came to lose that connection.

I ask her if there is another way she can help to find the maiden.

I'm afraid not, Dearie. But I know of someone who may, if you can persuade him.

Say you'll do whatever you can to, and ask who it is.

>>197002
Then ask who that is. That should be our next destination.

>>196053
We were captured by Dr. Zoidberg?

>>197002
Ask who that is. And also ask Moira if she can tell you where the place you saw in the vision is. If nothing else you should be able to track your maiden from there.

If you can pinpoint where the soldiers are from, you'd have a lead as to who or where the captor might be.

Love Drifter 2010/06/22(Tue)21:23 No. 197479 ID: bf1e7e
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>>197020
>>197021

Mama Moira bows down and sinks into the flames, which part to reveal an oddly-shaped mountain.

Go to the mountains in the northeast. Seek the wizard there. Pay his price, and he will help you.

>>197088

I ask into the flames about the desert I saw.

That desert lies far to the east. You've come a long way in the service of fiends, Dearie.

>>197479

Thank Mama Moira, head for the northeast and GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THAT PARROT

Go North, young lady

>>197479
Northeast it is.

I bet the wizard is gonna want some unicorn blood... or your HORN.

Love Drifter 2010/06/23(Wed)20:33 No. 197940 ID: bf1e7e
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>>197504

I thank mama Moira for her help.

<i>It was an honor. Fare well, Dearie, wherever you fare.</i>

The flames disperse. I am standing in a different place, near the foot of a mountain range.

Figuring that this must be the same range, I head into the hills.

>>197743

If this 'wizard' knows anything of mystical creatures, he'll not ask for my horn.

>>197940
Probably blood then. Or hair. Maybe some scrapings off a hoof... or other bodily fluids.

Prepare to piss for the wizard.

Love Drifter 2010/06/24(Thu)17:36 No. 198507 ID: bf1e7e
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I run through the mountains for a time; and then I see my goal, off on the Horizon.

Should I approach quickly or cautiously?

Cautiously. Can never be too cautious.

>>198507
Carefully.

Quickly.

If any stars get in your way, use dash to break through them.

Love Drifter 2010/06/25(Fri)20:49 No. 199064 ID: bf1e7e
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I begin slowly making my way through the range's valleys, only cresting peaks to check my bearings and ensure that I'm still going in the right direction.

There is more vegetation here than I expected, but most of it is very twisted and dark. Perhaps it would look more pleasant in the daylight, but I doubt it. Wizards do tend to make lairs in dreadful locales.

>>199064

It just keeps getting darker. Looks like you're on the right track. Hopefully you won't get horribly lost in the eternal darkness, but instead blindly stumble upon the wizard's tower. I would suggest a direction for you to go, but... can't see shit captain.

Smash through an ominous looking tree with your magical fucking rainbow magic and power-charge your way to your destination.

>>199064
How do you Protect yourself anyway?

Love_Drifter 2010/07/07(Wed)18:24 No. 204688 ID: bf1e7e
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>>200922

Obviously I can defend myself with my hooves, horn, and magical powers.

>>199079

I smash through a tree at high speed!

Cutebold. Tackle it.

Nonlethally.

>>204688
Make your dreams come true.

oh no, scan the bold. make sure you didn't accidentally show yourself to a non-virgin.

>>204688
I think you've managed to blunder into an army! Shield yourself and speed to your destination as fast as possible!

Love_Drifter 2010/07/07(Wed)19:28 No. 204717 ID: bf1e7e
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I pin the bold to the ground and disarm him.

There's nothing to worry about from exposing myself to non-virgins. I shouldn't do it if I can help it, but it isn't anathema to my purpose. If worse comes to worse, I can make him forget he ever saw me. It tends to happen with the non-virtuous, anyway.

Speaking of which, I can clearly see that he is not.

He yelps something in their squeaky nonsense language. If only there was a Doobie around to translate.

>>204717
Consider a magic-imbued suit of armor to protect your chasteness.

>>204717
He probably just said "Oh god please don't kill me!"

He's harmless now. If you can't magic up some manner of translation, leave him with his ice cream and continue on. Although he might wind up remembering you considering you took away his gun... do something about that.

You didn't take away his gun. You turned it into ice cream! I can't think of anyone who wouldn't be pleased at having ice cream. You'd have to be a real jerk to kick someone for liking ice cream.

Love_Drifter 2010/07/07(Wed)20:28 No. 204737 ID: bf1e7e
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>>204718

I can't conjure things from nowhere.

>>204723

There's at least one thing I can do about it, I suppose.

>*CRACK*

Love_Drifter 2010/07/07(Wed)20:29 No. 204739 ID: bf1e7e
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>>204737

Ow!

>>204739
You've been poisoned! Purify yourself with your unicorn magics!

RUN!

You've been shot! There are more guns which must be turned to ice cream nearby!

>>204739
Shitwaffles - run!

Explode the trapped cutebold into a huge display of light, sound, and confetti. This will cover your escape.

>>204739
TURN THAT BUSH INTO A BUNNY

Another kobold in the bush! Can you deflect bullets? Disarm him too if you think you can manage it without getting shot again. Then look around carefully for other kobolds hiding in ambush.

Love_Drifter 2010/07/08(Thu)08:23 No. 204942 ID: bf1e7e
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I turn my attention to the kobold in the bushes.

Love_Drifter 2010/07/08(Thu)08:27 No. 204944 ID: bf1e7e
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>>204942

GEt out of here before more show up

Consume this one's soul to restore your HP. Then, continue at a rapid pace.

>>204944
Give the one on the ground a tatto with a message. Tell him he was lucky that you don't have the time to properly punish it for its insolence in daring to harm such a majestic creature.

Then go on towards the wizard. You have to find your maiden after all.

Move along... unless there's something over there by that other tree? The roots look a little odd.

>>204944
Why stop there?

TURN EVERYTHING INTO ICE CREAM.

>>204944
is there no other way to talk to the bolds?
If you're able to delete their mind
could you read it too?

Love Drifter 2010/07/12(Mon)18:37 No. 206992 ID: bf1e7e
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>>204970
>>205859

I can't do these things.

Nothing else of Note happens on the way to the mountain.

Hey, what's that in the other entrance?

>>206993
huh, yeah. i see something.

Nice nostrils.

Advance the plot like the fist of the north star

Are unicorns a controlled substance in your world?

Cause you about to be snorted, dawg.

>>206992
There seems to be something odd over in the right nostril. Check it out.

>nostrils
Turn around and look for massive stone tits.

>>207268
or stone cock :3

Love_Drifter 2010/07/27(Tue)20:33 No. 213062 ID: bf1e7e
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>>207268
>>209353

I would've noticed those on the way here.

>>206993
>>206994

I quickly dash into the other 'nostril.'

It looks like one of those bolds is in here.

this bold doesn't seem to be with the others. wonder what it is. set it down and be wary of traps. then ask what it is doing.

Ask if it knows anything about the wizard that lives here. Look deep into its beady eyes.

>>213062
I think that IS the wizard that lives here.

Is it just me, or does he look like Skeletor?

Cuss at it.

Love_Drifter 2010/07/27(Tue)22:24 No. 213098 ID: bf1e7e
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I set the Kobold down and ask him about the wizard.

He brushes himself off, and then reaches into his sleeve. From within, he produces a hat.

>*ahem* The one you seek is none other than me! The great Shmendriblimus! For one such as yourself to come to my home, you must be in dire need of something.

As a great wizard he must be familiar with unicorns. Tell him you have lost your connection with your maiden, and have been told to seek his expert help.

>>213098
Tell him that you'll do ANYTHING to find your maiden again, if only he will help you.

>Shmendriblimus
This doesn't bode well.

Explain what you need, and make sure he doesn't accidentally polymorph you into a hot chick.

Tell him you done lost your bitch and you gotta find her.

Also, you keep having these freaky dreams about an illithid that's gonna fuck you up and you need to know where he sleeps so you can turn his organs into ice cream.

>>213098
Dude seems legit. Tell him of your woes and ask for his help. Offer magical unicorn ice cream in return for his services.

Would you look at the nostrils on that guy!

>>213098
Tell him you can give him "Stuff" for his help ... like ingredients only Unicorns can Produce or Summon.

You can carry him around aswell, should be funny to watch.

Love Drifter 2010/08/21(Sat)13:20 No. 220557 ID: bf1e7e
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>No need to explain, I already know why you are here. I have already begun the scrying, but as I am sure you are aware there is a price to be payed.

He beckons me down, and whispers his request to me, apparently embarrassed by it.

in b4 noserub.

>>220557
So what is it?

>>220557
Yes okay so what did he ask you to do.

Love Drifter 2010/08/21(Sat)13:36 No. 220565 ID: bf1e7e
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>>220557

ALWAYS~

Be awesome!

Follow his directions to victory and possibly maidens.

>>220570
Love Drifter is innit for the maidens

>>220565
...yeah I guess.

Make sure he doesn't lose his hat.

that is beautiful, the quest could have had that goal and just ended and I would be happy, but there is more to be done.

You could go for a double rainbow right now but that is just silly.

Yes. Make a double rainbow. All the way across the sky, even.

Love Drifter 2010/08/21(Sat)17:41 No. 220751 ID: bf1e7e
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He appears to be satisfied, and leads me back down into the cave, into a dark room with no lighting except for a dimly glowing pool of multicolored ... sand?

He approaches it, and stands on a dais before it and stretches out his hands. The sand begins to swirl and raise up, becoming a representation of the world in it. On one side of the world, in the mountains, there appears a swirl of rainbow light. On the other side of the world, in a desert, there rises a red spike that appears to be a flame.

>Your maiden will soon emerge, far from this cavern in the land where you were once enslaved. The flame is an ill omen, she will not emerge safely as things stand now.

>The military arm of the army sweeping the land has extended a creeping hand across the region.

This all sounds pretty bad. What should I do?

>>220751
Obviously, you need to go there.

it sounds like you must fight and secure a way to safety for your maiden.

Well, we either need to go where she is going to emerge (I'm guessing the rainbow are? Unless that's where we are). OR we go to the flame and PUT IT OUT. I vote for nabbing the maiden, unless that is not possible or that isn't what the rainbow represents, in which case I vote to go to flame.

>>220751
Ask him what would be the best way to infiltrate and rescue your maiden. Perhaps he knows of a gap in their defenses?

Love Drifter 2010/08/21(Sat)18:53 No. 220791 ID: bf1e7e
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>>220754
>>220755
>>220760

Unicorns are by nature peaceful creatures and dislike fighting.

But there are times when this is simply not enough. IF the time for war is at hand, then so be it.

I race into the sky and begin my trek across the world. I must make haste if I am to make it in time.

Power up your unicorn powers for maximum unicorn. Don't get shot.

GET PSYCHED!

Whatever you find, try to attack it from the rear.

Love Drifter 2010/08/21(Sat)19:31 No. 220816 ID: bf1e7e
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It looks like the sun is rising.

This is the first good sign I have seen all evening.

Brace for impact? Look for a thing to Unicorn all the hell over.

>>220816


You saw a sunrise in the evening? Damn, you are magical.

...that's not a sun.

Get a shield up! Shockwave incoming!

>>220816
Suns don't rise in the evening...
This might be bad...

And this, gentlemen, is how you turn an author's error into a somewhat original plot twist.

>>220919
>>220952
>>220985
A- are you guys retarded? It's been night time the whole quest, now the sun is rising. That's hardly an error of any kind.

>>220995
no, it's a nuke going off. the bolds are nuking someone.

>>220816
Okay, two options:

One, that IS the cun rising, and everything is hunky dorry, we just have been awake so long that we see daybreak.

Two, that ISN'T the sun, and it's something really bad. And given the size of it, it would be EXTREMELY bad.

But my question is this: Which direction SHOULD the sun rise from, and are you FACING it? If you are facing where the sun should be rising from, I think you will be fine, and we might have just lost track of time. Otherwise, BRACE FOR IMPACT.

>>220995
Morning=/=evening, genius.

>>221211
quest started in evening and hours have passed, genius.

Morning, noon, afternoon, evening, night.

I just thought the phrasing of a sunrise being the first good thing in the evening was kind of funny. Sorry, I wasn't trying to be a dick. Or at the very least not trying to now.

My bad, we cool thread?

>>221269
no. I hate you forever now.

Love Drifter 2010/08/25(Wed)17:48 No. 222239 ID: bf1e7e
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This is definitely the sunrise, and not any sort of facsimile.

Not all unicorns are the same. Most are strongest at Twilight, or in the light of the full moon.

Not me, though.

I am strongest in Dawn's Radiance.

WELL LETS FUCK SOME SHIT UP THEN

==>

ALWAYS!!

What does it mean?! Oh my god, it's...a double rainbow, all the way. It's like Moses and the burning bush in the ten commandments

So intense~!

Love Drifter 2010/08/25(Wed)18:25 No. 222250 ID: bf1e7e
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I have arrived

Take stock of the situation. Turn guns to icecream.

>>222250
EVERYONE GETS ICE CREAM!

yes, it is new rule, all guns are now icecream.

Make all their limbs fall off.

Isn't there supposed to be a pot of gold around here someplace?

ICECREAM FOR EVERYONE!

>>222256
Yes. Nobody can go to war while holding ice-cream.

Love Drifter 2010/08/28(Sat)13:16 No. 222999 ID: bf1e7e
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>>222251

There are quite a lot of Kobolds here.

Impale at least 3 or 4 on your horn simultaneously.

Turn the tents into nightmares.

Turn the ground directly beneath them to ice cream.

>>222999
Turn all their garments into tough caramelized cotton candy, that should restrain them. Then, interrogate one, and threaten to turn his family jewels into gum balls if he doesn't tell you about your maiden.

>>223099
Oh and watch out for the pairs behind the barricades!

>>222999
Two of those poor cutebolds dropped their ice-creams. :c

>>222999
There might be more sneaking around with weapons inside the tents. More ice-cream!

>>222999
Don't attack them frontal like this.
once the dawn is over you'll get a problem.

Try to finish them off as fast as possible, then proceed to a hideout.

Love Drifter 2010/09/02(Thu)10:50 No. 224972 ID: bf1e7e
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Somehow I get the impression that they aren't going to just sit around and wait for me to magic at them!

>>224972
Evasive maneuvers, then. Get up a shield.

>>224972
More magic then damn it. Make it rain ice cream! MAKE THE WORLD INTO ICE! CREAM!!

Or just a protective wall of ice cream.

You can move high speeds, right? And you leave a rainbow trail? Then run around and make the trail as big as you can. All that color will confuse them and leave them open to attack.

Fucking run fast and stab them with your giant stupid horn then!

>>224972
No! LoveDrifter you're hurt!
NoooooOooooOoooooooo! ;~;

Time to up the stakes. Can you explode one of them or something nearby into delicious candy or into kittens?

>>224972

Sing them... the SONG... OF YOUR PEOPLE!

> Always, I want to be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh love!

You know, loud enough to deafen them temporarily.

... of course, you should totally doing the following while singing your awesome song:

1) Blind the shit out of them with rainbow brightness on a flashbang level. This will seriously reduce their accuracy.

2) Seek cover behind a nearby tent/log/whatever while your enemies are grasping at their cute beady eyes and screaming in pain, ice-creamifying some guns in the process (or do you prefer rainbow sherbet?).

3) Disarm as many as possible.

4) After you're done singing your beautiful song, scream "I AM THE MAGICAL ICE-CREAM UNICORN; IF YOU HARM ME, YOU WILL NEVER ENJOY ICE CREAM AGAIN EVER" (psychological warfare) while you continue to disarm them. They should be demoralized and confused.

5) Have sex with everything. (optional)

FUCKING STAB THE SHIT OUT OF THEM GODDAMIT.

>>224972

Unicorn time is over...
let your blood rage begin.