Hug Mitzy, read manifesto.

Find and hug a unicorn.
Recruit said unicorn.

Read Mitzy, hug manifesto.

Anyways, make sure Mitzy doesn't get shot at, because apparently she's not a supercharged killing machine.

Head for HS2

Toast Pattern 2010/03/31(Wed)16:40 No. 156324 ID: abb30a
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We have a problem...

>>156324
acquire HARMONY

>>156324
YEAH WE'VE GOT A SERIOUS UNICORN INFESTATION HERE!

>>156324
Escape into the nearby door!

>>156324
ALSO THE ARTIST SEEMS TO BE SUFFERING FROM A STROKE OR SOMETHING

>>156336
yeah penji has turned into a horse and acquired a super soaker and oh god is kate beaton drawing this quest

>>156326
I suggest 'love', myself. With Tazertits.

teamsleep 2010/03/31(Wed)16:58 No. 156364 ID: 5eedac
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>>156361
MOTHER OF GOD.

>>156361
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

>>156361
It was all planned as a suprise party for you from the start. Happy Birthday Penji!

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)17:05 No. 156374 ID: e3d671
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>>156361
>>156365
>>156372
WE EVEN BAKED A CAKE FOR YOU!

Toast Pattern 2010/03/31(Wed)17:15 No. 156388 ID: abb30a
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"What the hell?!" Mitzi yells.

"Congratulations!" says a... thing.

>happy birthday!
I don't think they're celebrating my birthday.

"And happy birthday!"

I level my weapon at it's face. Seriously, what the hell? This is bizarre.

>>156388
It may actually be your birthday, believe it or not.

Ask the "thing" if it is, indeed, your birthday today.

Or shoot it, I dunno.

dude I am so fucking high right now. Make out with the camera lens.

>>156406

Oh yes, this. Use tongue.

HAVE SEXY TIME WITH MITZI IN FRONT OF THE THING

>>156406
CHANGING MY VOTE TO THIS
>>156411
OR THIS

I DUNNO MAYBE BOTH

>>156415
Yeah, man.
Like, that's how shit gets done.
Go for, dude-lady.

3-way with the camera lens and Mitzi

Observe. Wait for the inevitable trap. If they bring out cake, make sure it's not bit enough for someone to hide in before approaching. Analyze cake for toxins before swallowing any bites.

As for the birthday thing, considering you busted out of a huge, lethal, metal womb, I guess in a sense, it could be considered one.

Toast Pattern 2010/03/31(Wed)17:47 No. 156429 ID: abb30a
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"Is it REALLY my birthday?"

"That's not important. The important thing is that you made it! Please enter the door to your left, and you can see the outside world."

The door is open. With all these things streaming down I can't tell what lies through it.

>make out
I'm not in the mood to make out with anyone right now!

>>156429
Well, fine. Door it is, then.

>>156429
Nah man, you TOTALLY wanna screw Mitzi's brains out while deep-throating the camera.

Ask it if it's an eye and whether it is hiding anything, and, if so, how many things.

Does this mean Test is going to continue Narus Quest?

Toast Pattern 2010/03/31(Wed)18:17 No. 156457 ID: abb30a
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>deepthroat the camera
FINE!

"RRGGGHHHHHH!"

It tastes pretty good!

"Wh-Penji!" Mitzi stutters from behind me.

I've almost got it all the way.

>>156457
EAT IT FOR IT IS FULL OF TASTY SUPERCONDUCTORS

>>156457
Ohh, yeah.
That's how daddy likes it.

Chew chew chew like it's delicious cake

>>156457
If it tastes pretty good, then eat it!

Toast Pattern 2010/03/31(Wed)19:22 No. 156586 ID: abb30a
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"RRRRRGGGHH!" I bite it off. Delicious!

>go out the door
Do we go out guns blazing? There'd better not be any more surprises!

>>156586
peek with your sense-a-tails first.

Suggestion 2010/03/31(Wed)19:27 No. 156599 ID: e3d671
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>>156586
PREPARE FOR YOUR JOURNEY INTO THE SPRIT WORLD!

>>156586
Blazing? No, identify targets before shooting.

>>156600
By which I mean 'give all your targets goofy names before shooting them'.

Toast Pattern 2010/03/31(Wed)19:49 No. 156661 ID: abb30a
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It doesn't feel like there's anything here but this door. This could be freedom, or a trap.

"Mitzi, this could the way out."

"I don't know, Penji. This is just creepy."

She's right. Still, there's nowhere else to go. I'll just take a peek out the door...

>>156661
Kick it open

>>156670
Set your leg on fire then kick it open.

>>156661
Swallow your food first young lady. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

>>156661
Now now Penji, you know it isn't polite to talk with your mouth full.

>>156661
See if you can get a glass fragment (to use as a mirror when you look. Lower chances of bullet applied to head)

>>156661
See if you can get a glass fragment (to use as a mirror when you look. Lower chances of bullet applied to head)

Run in and shoot everything that moves!

>>156661
Chew and swallow the camera first. Don't want to choke on it while kicking down the door.

Oh yeah, kick down the door in a most badass way.

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)08:22 No. 157058 ID: abb30a
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>swallow your food
You're right. It was so good...

>kick open the door
The door breaks open easily.

This isn't what I was expecting.

>>157058
Give Mitzy a piggy back ride into the room.

>>157058
Penji, what do your tozol eyes see? I hope It's DELICIOUS CANDY!

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)14:06 No. 157211 ID: abb30a
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"Don't you like it, Penji?" It's another one of those things!

"Mitzi!" I call out, not taking my eyes off of the madness in front of me. "Are you seeing this?"

"I... This isn't..."

"It's not what, Mitzi? Don't you recognize it? This is what they've done to me now... To the world."

>>157211
Ohh, another of those tasty cameras. Eat it and then go frolick in the grass.

What's that in the distance? Is fGhost involved somehow?

>>157211
Devour.
EVERYTHING.

>>157269
THIS. FOR EVERYTHING IS MADE OF DELICIOUS CANDY!

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)16:33 No. 157376 ID: abb30a
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"This is me, Mitzi. Your brother. Marcus."

"That doesn't make any sense!" Mitzi shrieks at the monitor.

"You've been combined with alien sharks! Being the world is hardly a stretch from there!"

>eat everything
It doesn't smell like candy at all! It smells nice, but not like food. The monitor turns back to me!

"You seem to be pretty hungry. How would you like some... ice cream?"

>>157376
...

ICE CREEEEAAAAAM

>>157376
"It better be chocolate, or else I'll eat you."

>>157376
Fuck YEAH! Ice cream. There had better be all flavors in existance though or there is going to be some camera munching.

>>157376
Make out with Mitzy.

>>157396
With a mouth full of ice cream

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)16:49 No. 157402 ID: abb30a
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>eat ice cream!
I'M SO HUNGRY I GET NAKED AND DIG IN

>>157402
Right, now insert your entire head in Mitzi's vaj.

>>157402
INVITE MITZI

>>157402
RUB ICE CREAM ALL OVER YOU AND MITZI'S BODY!

>>157425
+1

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)17:56 No. 157500 ID: abb30a
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Oh no these bullet holes haven't healed I can just keep guzzling all this delicious ice cream!

"Penji stop!" Tazer Tits-I mean, Mitzi shoots my ice cream!

>>157500
PUNISH HER FOR RUINING YOUR ICE CREAM!

>>157500
Eat the spider.

>>157501
YES! PUNISH HER WITH LESBIAN LOVE!

>>157503
YES!
VAGINAL HEAD INSERTION TIME!

>>157500
Okay maybe we should stop then if Mitzi thinks it's that important.

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)18:35 No. 157548 ID: abb30a
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>stop if Mitzi thinks it's that important
Ok, no more ice cream. She is awfully worked up.
>lesbian Mitzi action
"COME HERE MITZI!" I reach my tongue out toward her. I think I can reach...

>>157548
This is awesome.

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)18:56 No. 157573 ID: abb30a
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"AAAAAH!" I don't think Mitzi likes this idea.

"AGggG!" She shot my tongue! This was an awful idea!

"Now now, we're all friends here!" This is incredibly creepy! Crap, my tongue really hurts, too!

"Thu' up!"

>>157573
She wasn't aiming for your tongue. There's something behind you.

>>157573
CHOKE THE BITCH!

Cry cuz she's so mean :(

Start crying. When she is off guard take her gun away and commence lesbian rape.

>>157596
Agreed.

>>157658
thirded.

I disagree on the matter of rape.

>>157663
Twilight Tart, you funsucker.
Fine.
Initially-resistant-but-shading-towards-willing-freaky-lesbian-rough-monster-sex-involving-tentacles-and-space-shark-business.

There is a monster behind you, Eat it then try to heal BULLET HOLES

>>157668
I guess that'd be nice but what about the monster behind Penji?

>>157700
THREESOME.

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)20:30 No. 157705 ID: abb30a
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"You can't be Marcus!" Mitzi grabs her head and shakes it. "This can't be real!"

"You'll get used to it."

>start crying
I just took several bullets to the torso without crying. One more to the tongue isn't going to do it. I'm not going to attack Mitzi either!

>lesbian
Stop it! She just shot me in the tongue! She doesn't want that right now!

"Penji, place this in your bleeding tongue-hole. It will seal up very quickly, and be good as new!"

>>157705
EAT THE CAMERA

>>157705
Fuck no we don't need anything to heal our own tongue. We regenerate just fine on our own.

Looks legit.

Eat it

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)20:57 No. 157721 ID: abb30a
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>take it
It feels good... really good. wait no it's going away... It...

Toast Pattern 2010/04/01(Thu)20:59 No. 157723 ID: abb30a
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What the hell was that? A dream? I'd better snap out of it quick.

>>157723
It was a result of your cripping ice cream withdrawals

I blame the unicorns.

>>157724
Wait she's related to Megaman?

>>157723
Well, you DO have brain damage.