Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)18:57 No. 21212 ID: c01408
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He had a wicked daughter
He loved a wicked wife
He had a wicked son
He lived a wicked life

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)18:57 No. 21213 ID: c01408
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And now that you are here
It's plain as day to see
All things here are wicked...

Suggestion 2009/08/02(Sun)18:58 No. 21214 ID: c01408
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But worst of all is ME.

>>21214
Invader Zim? I used to love your cartoon!

Ho ho. This should be good. Take no shit, dude, Punch our way out of this box!

>>21214
Prove your wickedness. RAPE THYSELF

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)19:06 No. 21224 ID: c01408
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I am the demon Vosich Rol-Romme.

But you lot can call me Romme.

This house is my domain, built atop an ancient pagan shrine to the dark god Du'gsar, but the owner does not know it yet. Years I have waited in solitude and silence, hiding here in this attic sanctuary. But now at long last is my time to act.
The forces of hell shall be visited upon this man and his family. And I am their vessel.
So to all of you that hear my words, you dark forces of the Netherworld, I call upon you now.
Guide my twisted hand, share in my celebrations of darkness, and help me bring down a veil of shadow upon this house.

>>21224
Oh ho, why not whore ourselves?

>>21224
Tip something over. Show you mean business.

>>21224
K. 'Sup, dude?

>>21224
First, what's in the attic we can use?
For the inventory is open to abuse,
And I believe the contents we should peruse.

Do a little dance.
Make a little love.
Get down tonight.

>>21224
Zim, find Gir.

>>21224
I like this new guy, he's got spunk.

>>21224
Ssssssnap!
I like your style, guy!

So... how much power do we have at this point?
And kinda 'veil of shadow' we talking about here?
We gonna convert these rubes to evil? Or just make em miserable?

Let's start small, friend.

How are you with electronics?

>>21236
Let's hope his spunk
Will suffice to enfunk
This home with drear
So to feed on fear.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)19:17 No. 21244 ID: c01408
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>>21241
>So... how much power do we have at this point?
Well, you see...
uh.
That's the only problem, really...

When I said I was a demon, that was technically true...

...but I suppose the more accurate term would be "imp".

Whelp This was a bust. Come on guys, I'll buy you all a beer.

>>21244
Thatsss okay ssson, it isss quite enough power to work with. What can you do though? Any possssesssion?

>>21244
What is within
The largish bin
Over to the left
Suitable for theft?

>>21244
So can you do... something? Can humans see you? Teleportation, crossing walls, fire, whatever?

Tell us what the hand is capable of so we can better guide it. Also are we going for conversion or for torture (maybe death in the end)? Tell us something about the people who live here while we're at it.

>>21247
Ssssilly rhymer, that isss hiss right! But the sssilly one hass a point, invesstigate the bin.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)19:21 No. 21252 ID: c01408
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>>21245
Wait wait wait!

I--I'm still EVIL! Honest! I'm just... you know, evil with several limitations.
No killing, no drawing unnecessary attention to myself, no getting the media involved...

It's just that my specialty is more mischief than bloodshed.
But... I'm STILL a major force of darkness!

>>21244
So you want to cause some chaos, is that right? Well "good" imp, what kind of chaos are you interested in? Suddle shifts in the overall flow of natural outcomes? Extravagant displays of molten flame and brimstone? Or something, how should I say, a tad more... wicked?

>>21249
Look, man,
'Right' didn't scan
Get off my back
And back on track.

TIME TO SWITCH THE SUGAR WITH THE SALT, BOY!

>>21252
Heh, move ssstuff around while everyone isss out of the houssse.

>>21252

Mischief? What, like messing with the thermostat?

Switch all the toilet paper rolls around!

Unplug all the appliances in the house!

Pee on the toilet seat, and DON'T CLEAN IT UP!

Aw, hell.
Everyone has to start somewhere...
I suppose for now general mischief and mayhem will have to suffice until we get you some REAL demonic powers...
What kinda stuff we got in this attic here?

>>21261
That's not a bad idea actually. When somebody changes it, change it enough to annoy somebody else.

A few little things like that repeatedly and you'll get a nice broken family.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)19:31 No. 21271 ID: c01408
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>>21210
I have a few powers -- I can make myself temporarily invisible, I can pass through some solid objects at will, and I can play with some minor illusions.

Technically I'm not here to end their lives, nor utterly ruin them, but I can certainly do my part to make them more uncomfortable.
My task as the assigned Mischief-Maker of this house is to cause fear, confusion, suspicion, doubt, chaos, and generally be an unseen thorn in the side of everyone here.

Very well. A test: Clog up the kitchen sink, Leave the tap running.

Lets see what you can do.

>>21271
Well then, lets keep it simple eh? Start with small objects flying across rooms. Its simple, yet highly effective.

>>21271
Prop the skis
On the guitar
Before the hatch
Might start a war.

Steal random small objects, hide them in someone else's room.

>>21273
Yes, and paint the walls with blood.

No. Make them blame each other. Make long calls, and pretend it was the daughter, call erotic lines and pretend it was the father, plant evidence so they believe the other to have a lover, find out what annoys each of them, and see if you can get the rest blamed for it.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)19:37 No. 21280 ID: c01408
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THESE are the pathetic mortals who dwell within the House of Romme.

The Man is disorganized and lazy. He has the soul of an artist. He is passionate but unkempt.
The Wife is neat and cordial. She steps through her life in a haze. She is polite and well-meaning to others, but ultimately leaves nothing for herself.
The Daughter is tired and jaded. She has a passing, perhaps insincere interest in the occult. She is secretive and reclusive.
The Son is confused and overt. He is active and disorganized, like his father. He is also simple, but well-liked.

They also have a dog named Pineapple.
And a wild mouse lives in the walls.

Make signs before the girl. Lets get her really interested in the supernatural. Make her think she might be the one actually causing the mischief, unwittingly.

>>21280
We can ussse the daughter, we sshould appear to her. See what ssshe "needs" and what ssshe isss willing to ssacrifice for it.

>>21280
To Jill
We bear ill will.
Misplace her things
Away with strings
And so with malice
To wreck her palace.

Okay. Whatever you do, don't mess with Suzy. She looks potentially dangerous.

Everyone else looks like a valid target, though. Let's start with the boy.

>>21212
The daughter has posters that look like they're from the C'thulhu mythos in her room.

Let's use this against her.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)19:51 No. 21299 ID: c01408
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Let me give you a quick run-down of the house.

The first floor consists of three rooms:
There is the LIVING ROOM, which leads to both other rooms and has a stairway leading up to the second story. The living room contains the TELEVISION, which the Wife and Son both sit stunned in front of, and frequently.
The STUDY is full of books that the Man enjoys reading. He considers it "his" room. BUT ALL ROOMS IN THIS HOUSE BELONG TO ROMME.
Finally there is the KITCHEN, which contains a counter, sink, and table where the family eats. The kitchen has a door into the BACKYARD where the dog Pineapple is kept.

>>21299
The house is yours?
Then we are bores
To interrupt
Your ruling hours.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)19:56 No. 21310 ID: c01408
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The second floor contains:
The HALLWAY, which serves no real purpose but to connect the other four rooms.
To the west, there is the MASTER BEDROOM. It is sparsely-decorated and cramped, as the Man and Wife chose the smallest room and let their children inhabit the larger two.
To the south there is TONY'S ROOM. He spends much time here, but he often goes out as well. He has varied interests, many of them involving the TELEVISION. Strange games he plays, and stranger illusions called ANIME roll across the TELEVISION. He also has a healthy interest in BASEBALL to counter these stranger hobbies. He also has a GIRLFRIEND at school, but she rarely visits. His mother is relieved because of this.
To the east is SUZY'S ROOM. She rarely leaves it, spending most of her time on her COMPUTER or reading and listening to music. She has many items related to the occult, but I believe her interest is ironic and insincere. She is not as unlike many girls her age as her mother seems to think she is, and I do not believe she is in danger of becoming "GOTH".
To the north is the BATHROOM. I don't believe it requires further explanation.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:00 No. 21314 ID: c01408
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With my diminutive size, nocturnal preference, and demonic cloak, I can easily move about the house undetected and spy on the mortals within.

I decide to set out and see what mischief I can make this afternoon.

>>21310
Her dagger, coin
Staff, and bowl
Taken from their hidden gaol
May serve another
At little bother.

>>21310
This girl Suzy, she is a foolish one. Why don't you take her under your wing, mold her into something a bit more... diabolical. She will be easily influenced, and will be good practice before you get to work on the rest of the family.

Gather hair from all the sinks and drains,
put them down the kitchen drain.
Turn the taps on, let them go.
Flood the occupants young and old.

>>21316
Worst case, she freaks out and gets sent to a counselor or worse.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:08 No. 21322 ID: c01408
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I'm REALLY not supposed to call unnecessary attention to myself, just like I'm not supposed to kill. But if you say Suzy looks like a good place to start, I'll start staking out her room.

I pass silently through the door and perch atop her Computer's PRINTER. She cannot see me in this state. She continues to read, oblivious to the titanic demonic force lurking within her VERY ROOM!

SHE WILL RUE HER IGNORANCE ONE DAY!

>>21317
Hey, scrub
Shove off to the pub
Lest you feel great pain
And clean every drain
In the city of Dis
So give this a miss.

>>21322
Make her computer activate the webcam so people can watch. It's annoying to her and possibly embarrassing if she has silly habits like nosepicking.

>>21322

Scribble a pentagram on a piece of printer paper, have it fall to the floor.

Hey, do you know anything about computers? Turning on her webcam without her knowing would be a great trick.

>>21322
So can you stay invisible and interact with things? If so... You could freak her out to make her leave the room. Open the window, and then rustle her skirt a bit.

>>21322
Yes, here is the GREATEST MISCHIEF you can cause!

You will... STEAL THE INTERNET CABLE

>>21331
You are one evil sonofabitch.

>>21331
BY GOD
THATS HORRIBLE!
Y- YOU... YOU'RE A MONSTER!

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:14 No. 21335 ID: c01408
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>>21326
Her COMPUTER is currently OFF. Booting it up might catch her attention. In such a situation, it would be hard for her not to notice.

As for rustling her skirt, I try to avoid directly touching them. It's fine if they suspect some dark force is at work in their lives... it's NOT fine if they see a tiny little imp running around or instinctively perform a chokehold on an invisible monster.

>>21335
Loosen the ties
From the wall to the art
So at the first breeze
They will part.

>>21335
If only she was under the blankets, because I know humans hate having their toes nibbled on.

>>21335

Take her stuffed cat and put it into her brother's room. Maybe under his bed.

>>21335
look for the thickest cable at the back of the computer, it ends in a white transparent connector, this is the cable you seek, imp.

>>21335
Just unplug the thing discretely. It's a minor inconvenience but until you have a better opportunity, that may be what you have to aim for.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:18 No. 21345 ID: c01408
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Perhaps I can sneak this cable out of the room without Suzy noticing. Then she won't be able to enjoy her precious COMPUTER.
She doesn't often leave the door open, but today luck is on my side. Good thing, too, because I can't phase anything other than myself through doors.

Awesome. You're awesome, Romme.

A question, my good Romme: Are you capable of possessing inanimate objects by any chance?

>>21352
To the Hound, Man's friend
To tear and bite and rend.

>>21352
No, that would be too easy, hide it...underneath the brother's bed, if the door is open that is.

>>21352
Just go straight down the hallway. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

>>21358
Drop it! Someone mortal this way comes!

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:26 No. 21360 ID: c01408
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So, where should I bring this cable? Up to the attic, to store in the trunk of forgotten items?

>>21359
OHSHIT INCOMING! Drop the cable. whoever that is might get angry at the girl.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:30 No. 21365 ID: c01408
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GOOD EYES, my dark partners.
It is the WIFE. Better she does not see an inexplicably-mobile cable passing through the hall.

>>21365
Trip her as she walks by. People stumble over their own feet all the time, and she won't see you. She'll just suffer minor injury and feel clumsy all day.

>>21365
Now to wait and watch, the mother does after all like everything to be in place.

>>21365

Just wait there. If she doesn't notice the cable, swiftly carry it away after she passes.

Run past her, open the door, then when she turns to look grab the cable and run off.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:34 No. 21377 ID: c01408
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HA HA HA YES!
I SHALL TRIP THE WIFE!

O Glorious Mischief!

>>21377
Realise
Your body size
And be wise.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:36 No. 21382 ID: c01408
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...

A MERE TRIPPING IS NOTHING, compared to the DIRE PUNISHMENT, that is NO INTERWEBS

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>21382
Well, these things happen. Grab that cable and hide it somewhere.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:39 No. 21387 ID: c01408
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She has eluded me for now. But my day will come.

>>21387
the attic? A MISSPLACED WIRE?! THAT'S ALL YOU ARE AIMING FOR, NO, you must instill CHAOS INTO THE HOUSE, you will hide the cable, in the brother's room.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:42 No. 21394 ID: c01408
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The cable is successfully STOLEN!
I feel myself growing more evil already!

But it also occurs to me I should probably plan my moves better. Perhaps some reconnaissance prior to the action itself would make these things run more smoothly.

>>21394
Let's place the CABLE in the SON'S room.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)20:53 No. 21410 ID: c01408
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I head into TONY'S ROOM to do some surveillance. He sits amid his ANIME POSTERS and ELECTRONIC DEVICES, playing some foolish game on his COMPUTER. He doesn't suspect a thing.

Unfortunately, his door is closed!

>>21410
Just unplug the computer. He'll think the plug just came loose. He'll lose whatever progress he's made in his SILLY GAME.

>>21410

Are you any good at imitating voices? Try to sound like his mother calling him down for something so he will open the door.

>>21410
Pull the top-left tack out of one of the posters. That's annoying as hell. HELL.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:03 No. 21424 ID: c01408
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HA HA HA MISCHIEF
The poster is PARTIALLY UNDONE!

Tony looks over. I think he heard the poster shuffling.

>>21424
Take the tack and hide it! If he gets up from his seat put the tack on it.

oh man he has an alarm, SET THE ALARM TIME 2 HOURS FOWARD

>>21428
not the actual clock time

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:14 No. 21433 ID: c01408
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Tony gets up to fix his poster, and as he rises, I turn off his COMPUTER. The sudden jarring silence makes him turn and curse.

>"SHIT!"

A voice comes from outside the room.
>"TONY! WHAT did I just hear you say?"

>>21433
haha poor kid. Well that worked out pretty well. Sit back and see if he can back out of what he said.

>>21433
oh, you affably evil little imp.

We're done here. Let's check the kitchen.

You know that most accidents happen in either the kitchen OR the bathroom?

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:22 No. 21444 ID: c01408
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The Wife enters the room. She seems displeased. How delicious!

>"Aw mom, it's 'cuz my game...!"
>"I don't care what happened in your game! In this household you do not use language like that, do you understand me mister?"

I slip out while they have their little confrontation.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:23 No. 21445 ID: c01408
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I arrive in the KITCHEN.

>>21444
Please tell me you left the tack on his chair.

>>21445
Turn on water faucet, pull paper towels into the sink.

Someone in the house will blame someone else for the resulting mess. It's not like they'll blame an invisible imp.

>>21445
Time to mix stuff up, replace the dishwashing liquid with oil. Tip the garbage bin and throw stuff out of it, they might get angry at the dog.

Can we at least kill the dog, come now I'm sure there is chocolate in the refrigerator...

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:25 No. 21452 ID: c01408
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>>21446
But of course. How could I resist?

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:32 No. 21461 ID: c01408
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I throw open the undersink drawer and look around. They have DISH DETERGENT, but I don't know of any OIL I can swap with it.

Also here are various items one would expect to find beneath a kitchen sink: cleansers, powders, and the like, and other miscellaneous cleaning supplies.

>>21461

Got any bug spray in there?

>>214
get some soap and wet a paper towel, then apply soap and water to the bottom of each chair

>>21461
Hmmm... try a different cleaner than the normal detergent.

Find some drain cleaner and replace the shampoo in the restroom with it. It'll be worth it later.

Romme 2009/08/02(Sun)21:39 No. 21474 ID: c01408
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>>21464
Oh, you mean like... this?

>>21474

Excellent! Time to feed the dog...

>>21474
Bingo.

inb4 it turns out to clean better

>>21477
Okay now, we don't want to kill them - just introduce chaos into their lives.

Replace the bug cleaner with something not harmful to insects and the like, and then introduce a large quantity of insects into the home. IT WILL BE WONDROUS!

REPLACE BUG DIE WITH SOMETHING THAT WILL ATTRACT BUGS, HILARITY.

Rocks fell, Romme died.

>>21474
Good, now attempt to head up to the bathroom

>>21509

Using a mixture of mostly water, some honey or sugar would work if you wanna replace the bug spray.

Actually, replacing ANY liquid with sugar+water would be awesome.
Everything would get sticky. Ah! It would be so nasty and inconvenient!

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:22 No. 22297 ID: c01408
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I set the bug spray aside and begin to look for the sugar in the pantry. Replacing the bugspray should cause many bug-related grievances!

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:29 No. 22303 ID: c01408
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No sign of trouble. I spill the bug spray bottle's contents down the sink and start filling it up with tap water.
Then it's time to spoon in the sugar.
So far, so good.

Try to get all of the sugar in. Then they'll be without sugar too! Muahahaa!

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:33 No. 22312 ID: c01408
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Good thinking. I fill the bottle with all the sugar that remains, resulting in a mixture that is more like paste than water. LOOKS LIKE THERE'S NO SUGAR FOR THEM ANYMORE.

ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR EVIL.

FUCK YEAH, ROMME! YOU A TRUE SOLDIER!
HIGH FIVE!

>>22312
Awesome.

Now, if there's no one on the first floor, open the back door... if you can... and leave it open.

Very well done! Now see what the boy is up to. If an opportunity presents itself, we can stow the cable in his room as planned.

If not, let's see what the father is up to. He shall not escape our wrath.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:36 No. 22319 ID: c01408
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HAHAHAHA CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME
DARKNESS WIL DEVOUR THIS PITIFUL MORTAL AND HIS FAMILY

...NOW WHAT

Proceed to scare the shit out of the daughter. Make her believe in the paranormal even more, so that she bothers to rest of the family.

It's time to mess with Daddy. Let's do some more recon.

>>22319
See
>>22317

>>22319

Get all the hair out of the bath drains and clog the kitchen sink. Then leave the faucet running.

>>22322
YES. And attarct the dog outside with a flying bone or something.
Then close the door.

>>22319
Thinly spread on all the plates
A little soap, to make them late.

Hey Romme, perhaps while you work on your awesome victories, could you perhaps try working on a single overhanging scheme? It could give you some leads of what to work on for the smaller tasks, and you'll have something to look forward to.
As your grand opus I propose:
Make Suzy and Tony incestuous lovers.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:49 No. 22331 ID: c01408
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Yes, I'll open the door. BUGS WILL BE ATTRACTED FROM OUTSIDE, AND THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO USE THE BUG SPRAY, AND...

OH HO HO HO HO
THIS IS TOO GOOD
I'M GETTING SHIVERS

THIS IS PERFECT

Hey. Romme.

See that clock?

Though time is a mortal concept, they base their lives on it.

Make it say the wrong time.

>>22330
Thinking Small there, my friend. They must become insectius lovers who them murder and sacrifice their parents to the dark powers before gorging themselves in an orgy of cannibalism and sex.

Attract dog outside.
Tie him to a tree.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)19:54 No. 22339 ID: c01408
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Let me just open the door and OH MY GOODNESS

Perfect. Grab some of the dog's hair. We'll use it for our sink plan later. Make sure the dog is going to track in lots of mud too.

OKAY HEY
Romme! Okay, uh, listen!
Tony's room; look for porn on his PC, then leave it open on the screen. Somehow lure Suzy to come into his room for the cable, and she'll see the porn! Instant embarrassment for both.
Then later on, delete all of his porn! It will seem like Suzy did it!
Instant sibling fight!

>>22339
FLEE!
AND TIP OVER THE GARBAGE CAN ON THE WAY OUT, THEY'LL BLAME THE DOG!

Oh Hell...

If the dog can smell us we should make it our top priority to make the family pissed off enough at him that they leave him outside all the time...

>>22343
Ohhh god. This sends shivers up my spine
Do it. But break one of the dog's leg too.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)20:01 No. 22349 ID: c01408
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>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

I've taken a perch on the windowsill to avoid the dog, who runs excited circles around the kitchen table, yapping incessantly.

I'd say our work here is done.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)20:09 No. 22358 ID: c01408
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>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
The dog seems to have smelled me or something.
How am I supposed to get out of this?

>>22358
Go through the wall and run back up to the attic.

He can't go through walls, he is a dog.

Can we get to the pantry? If we can get to the pantry, the familly will come in and assume he just wants food.

Spray the sugarwater all over it.

Jump to the table, then to the sink, if you can.

"RUN AROUND THE HOUSE FOR MAXIMUM ANNOYANCE"
- Clai

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)20:16 No. 22376 ID: c01408
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>"Pineapple, how'd you get inside?"
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>"Come on boy, you know you're not supposed to be in here. Go on."

It is the MAN. He must have been in his STUDY when the commotion began.

When he goes to put the dog out, slam the door behind him and lock it.

Phase up into the bathroom. Unspool the toilet paper and flush it down the toilet. At worst, they are out of TP. At best, they are out of TP and the toilet is clogged. Clogged with EVIL.

Romme 2009/08/03(Mon)20:33 No. 22387 ID: c01408
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The MAN puts the dog in the backyard.
I put the man in the backyard.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO BETTER THAN A FILTHY ANIMAL
TREATED JUST THE SAME: LOCKED IN THE BACKYARD

Quick! Get to and lock the front door STAT!

>>22392
And close the man's door as well as turn on his TV so it looks like he's still there.

>>22387
Now lock the front door.

>>23898
And then break the key in the lock.

>>22387
While he's outside... REARRANGE ALL HIS BOOKS!

>>22392
>>22403
>>23970
All of you
Alone in hell
Forget the thing
The Phone of Cell.

>>30610
Good call. Put one of the phones in an unused room off the hook. By the time he thinks of calling anyone in the house, he wont be able to.