brb, calling in sick

Oh Shit! Mudy Quest!
I mean... Romanticar!

LEEEEEEET'S DO IIIIIIT!

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)13:50 No. 22738 ID: fb5d8e
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...How.. Why is this here..

>>22738
No Reason

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)13:52 No. 22740 ID: fb5d8e
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Chapter 10:
“A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent.”

>>22738
We were practicing our dangle technique. I think it's getting better.

>>22738
Oh you know... Random spikes of ambient magic creating "updrafts" that knock around artifacts like us sometimes.

Morning dude. Sleep well? How'd that BBQ go yesterday? Got any plans? Knowing you you totally dont but thats ok, cause stick with us kid and you'll go places. We saw that kiss yesterday, omg, what was that all about huh? You looked like you were freaking out about it huh? Oh man though your sister is totally cute the way she was all sleeping on you and squirming in her dreams. Your a pretty cool bro, you know that? I wish I had a bro like you instead of being trapped in this orb. Hell I wish I wasnt trapped in this orb. Your mom is awesome btw, and really looks good for her age. Man your whole familly looks good, I mean your sister is super cute and your halfsister is superhot and your mom is damn man, you know?
So um. Got any plans for the day?

>>22738
We are the or- oh, it's you.

Mom found us, no biggie. You're going camping with Liz and Janine soon, make sure we come along.

>>22738

G'morning Fiddy. Sleep well?

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)14:06 No. 22748 ID: fb5d8e
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Good morning, honored collective.
My sleep, or rather, laying in bed restlessly, was plagued by hazardous and unwanted thoughts. Both of my sisters' behavior is causing much distress for this teenage body of mine.
By all the crying spirits of widows long past, I sincerely hope I will not have to face them for the rest of the weekend and following holiday.

>>22743
He's hot too, you know.

>>22748
Fiddy, dude, don't you want a threesome?

>>22748
Next time you get kissed maybe its best not to have your sister laying on top og you.

>>22748

Yeah bad news, your mom's sort of making that a certainty.

>>22749

>0d4666
>666

Ok, SATAN.

>>22748

Yeah, uh, about that...

Your mom has kinda planned for you, Janine and Liza to go to Sunshine Fields together.

>>22748
You have an excellent choice in expletives.

By the way, camping trip. Sorry, we set it up.

>>22748
Oh don't worry. What are the odds that you'll have to deal with your half sister who've seen maybe three times in your life. I mean, it would take some kind of convoluted hamfisted interference by a third party to force you and your sisters, either of them, to spend any more time with you than you want, right?

>>22754
;3

>>22743
Dont worry bro, we're all bros here.
Would you like a hug?
..maybe a kiss..?

Yeah you're screwed if you want to avoid them Fifty-Eight...

>>22760
How can a voice hug a voice?

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)14:16 No. 22764 ID: fb5d8e
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..... .... .... ...


.... A camping trip ...
..After what happened yesterday ....
.....

...

I have nothing to say.

>>22764
Can't thank us enough, can you?

>>22764
Oh get over it, boy. Maybe getting out of the house will tan your skin, because god damn, you are pale.

>>22763
use your immagination, bro.

>>22764
Just think about Liza's bewbage, bro.
Her bewbage.

>>22764
It might be fun liza will be there....

Consider it a weekend long date with the two cutest girls you know!

>>22764
How about "Yay I get to go camping"? Man, you know what some people would give to be able to go camping? You are a pretty lucky dude all in all. What better way to get away from the world than by getting lost in the middle of nowhere. Think about it. No one around for miles. Just you and your thoughts and your multi-sentient artifact. Ok MAYBE you have to put up with your sisters. Hey, you could use it as an opportunity to sit down and explain to them once and for all that enough is enough.
Look, just. It'll be fun, ok? You've been pretty stressed out, you need to relax. This'll be perfect for you, ok? Calm down.

Wait, that place has a lake, right?

Skinny dipping~!

>>22764
While we're here, don't you like anything at all?

Because really, you find the famous Elisabeth and all you have to say pretty much ammounts to "i don't like anything".

Don't you do anything besides go from school to lying on your bed without doing anything?

>>22764

Who knows? Pretend to have fun and you might accidentally have some for real.

>>22764
Think about it this way: Sisters or not, by this time next week you might not be a virgin anymore.

That's at least worth something, right?

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)14:28 No. 22784 ID: fb5d8e
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The fact that I get into a situation like this the moment I show an interest in anything - by YOUR interference - is greatly discouraging to my ability to have 'fun'.
I feel absolutely terrible and awkward due to my sisters despite rational telling me I am only imagining things, which in turn hangs me on the gallows for it means I must have some sort of hidden desire, which is truly revolting.

I greatly, greatly prefer my solitude over this.
I'm going to lie down on the ground right here and never get up again.

>"Hey hey, big bro! Did mom tell you we're gonna go camping?! You gotta get dressed and pack before Liza comes to pick us up!! Hurry, hurry!"

>>22784
Get ready dude.

You don't want to see hockey girl get angry. You've seen those sticks in her room.

And she's really looking forward to this, you know?

>>22784
Look your sister has been the only female in your life other than your mother maybe hanging with Liza will at least take your mind off of it.

Yeah you cant let your sisters down can you?

>>22784
Look how happy Janine is! Don't you owe it to her, as her big brother, to have fun? If you are miserable the whole trip, she'll know it, and she'll think it's her fault. It's stupid, sure, but she's a kid and that's how these things work.

Can't you at least try to lighten up, just for her? She looks up to you so much, man. Just try to be a good brother for her.

>>22784
You can have some solitude if all of your family was dead.

You're in the kitchen; grab a knife. You can end the interruptions to your precious solitude here and now.

kill your family, silence the interlopers, enjoy the silence.

>>22784
Also the fact you are aware that such feelings are worng suggests you don't have them. Trust me I was a psycologist at least I think I was...hmmm.

Ok, so its ruining your life, but damn doesnt she look happy (and cute). You don't want to disapoint your little sister, do you? It is a holiday after all, and we've been keeping tabs on her. She deserves this.

Suggestion 2009/08/04(Tue)14:35 No. 22796 ID: c01408
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>After what happened yesterday
...You know, Fiftyeight... what exactly DID happen yesterday? I mean, obviously we weren't there for a lot of it. You forgot to bring us along, remember? You set the orb aside at some point.
So fill us in: exactly what happened yesterday? What transpired that made you react so?
We would greatly like to hear YOUR interpretation of what happened.

>>22784
Listen, you angst-filled nihilistic ass, you have an opportunity to have fun. So instead of laying down on your bed -for once-, just get up and do something with your life. And hey, at least you can do things on your own. We're stuck in a freaking orb, and we're making the best of it. Are you making the best of your life?

Also, fiddy, your sister wasn't sleeping and we suggested her to move up and down against your crotch.

>>22799
Also Fiddy, Your dad was spying on you and we suggested he slip drugs into your drink.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)14:43 No. 22803 ID: fb5d8e
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Yesterday I was kissed by my stepsister, followed by a completely inappropriate erection that was quickly worsened by my little sister. Nay a saint nor sinner in the world should feel comfortable with that.

>"Yes, yes, I am preparing. Don't worry about me."
>"Yaaay! Allriiiightt!"

But seeing as I take the risk, I fully expect you to deal with any consequences, honored collective.

>>22803
Dude, your stepsister isn't even technically related to you!

>>22803
Of course, bro.

>>22803

Oh, don't worry. We'll take full responsibility!

>>22803
Stop whining.

Go get ready. We've had to put up with a lot of people that have had it a lot worse than you.

Your gonna let one little embarrasing incident throw off your weekend? come on dude, you're 15. What would being a teenager be if not for awkward situations?

>>22784
>I feel absolutely terrible and awkward due to my sisters despite rational telling me I am only imagining things, which in turn hangs me on the gallows for it means I must have some sort of hidden desire, which is truly revolting.
And just what happened to all your talk about there being no meaning to anything, hmmm? :3

>>22803
You really dont know a lot about sinners do you?

Either way, dont worry about it, its just rules society are pressing onto you, over the time and different rules these things change.

Do whatever YOU think is right, not what is expected of you.

Are you hiding under the table? Get out of there and go pack.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)15:07 No. 22813 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, it is true that the teenage life can be considered nothing but embarrassing, and the human mind is no machine that can completely disregard irrational notions. I will have to go with the flow, I guess.
I don't want to disappoint anyone.

Well, what should I pack?
Since we only have today, Sunday, and tomorrow, Monday, I believe I only need enough for a single night.

Pack a thong, you never know if there'll be ladies, other than your siblings, to seduce~

>>22813

Pack yourself 2 extra sets of clothes, in case you get the first set wet or dirty or something like that.

Oh! And don't forget your swimsuit and towel!

>>22815
>Swimsuit
Why? :3c

You'll be fine with one pair of clothes -- hell, don't bother with pajamas. For one, you don't want to be a burden to your sisters by bringing too much stuff, right? You may need to help carry their stuff.
You're supposed to be out roughing it!
And besides, you're OBVIOUSLY going to have your own tent.

Just plan to sleep in the buff.
It'll be an adventure.

>>22813
Yeah, camping can be a little unpreditable. At least two sets of pants, two underwears. One shirt is fine, you can do without if you have to. Two pair socks.

Bring a flashlight or something too.

>>22813
Don't forget a tooth brush.

>>22813
Damnit, Jim, I was a wizard, not a ranger! I don't know nothin' 'bout no outdoors.

Suggestion 2009/08/04(Tue)15:17 No. 22821 ID: c01408
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Shhhhh
if we can get him to bring minimum clothes, it will be easier to let Janine sabotage those clothes, hide them, etc.
And then he will have to sleep completely
NAKED
NAAAAKEEEED
NAAAAKEEEEEEEEEED

>>22821
...Lose your medication again?

Bring a hat and some sunglasses. If you have any rough hiking boots bring those as well.
Oh, and remember: Tight clothing helps to prevent bug bites. Loose clothing may seem the better idea, but it hurts you in the long run.

Oh, and bring a pillow.

Sleeping bag

>>22825
Why bother? Its not like you sleep under the blankets anyway.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)15:27 No. 22827 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't quite care enough for my clothes to change if they get dirty. Just one outfit will do, which I will put on in a minute. I'll bring an extra pair of socks and underwear just incase.
Then there's one towel, one pair of swimming shorts, my toothbrush, a .. pillow? I can bring a small one. Sunglasses, and a hat, which I can wear.
Yes, that seems to be fine.

I'll get dressed up and take Janine downstairs to wait for Liza.

Bug repellant spray!

>>22827
Sounds like a plan, boss.

Don't forget sunscreen. No offense, but you don't really seem the type that spends a lot of time outside.

oh. dont forget some breakfast before you go.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)15:39 No. 22832 ID: fb5d8e
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Breakfast? Cereal.
Sunscreen? Check.
Liza arriving too early? Definately.
Sister being overly excited? More than ever.
Where are we going, and what will we do there? Only the gypsy matriarch and her crystal ball can tell.

>"Your mom iz awezome! I waz looking for a way to zpend time with you two!"
>"Caaamppiiinngggg! I love the lake!"

>>22832
What's that one gif with the three dudes bobbing their head in the car?

Totally, right there.

Anyway, we know what will hap[pen and you are afraid to admit it.

Hey, can you hand us to Janine real quick?

>>22832
FUCK YEAH
WHAT IS LOVE

>>22832
Also, Liz looks great in singlasses.

Suggestion 2009/08/04(Tue)15:44 No. 22836 ID: a343f5
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>>22833
Fiftyeight is now hearing the song in his head.

Bro, look at her breasts. Just for a second.
Don't tell me you don't want to hit her.

>>22832
Those are some fucking awesome sunglasses.

>>22836
So do I.
So do fucking I.

Bro, you look tense, just relax.
Nothing has to happen, just try to have fun, k?

I mean we're stuck in this thing, and we're having fun, right bros?

Nice hat.

>>22832
Is that an Ash Ketchum hat? If so you need to get Janine a Blue hat. Really you'd just have to add the Pokeball insignia to the one she's got already. :3c

>animated Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)15:56 No. 22843 ID: fb5d8e
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What is love..
Baby, don't hurt me..
Don't hurt me..
No more..

>"Whatcha bobbin' your head to there, Fiftyeight?"

>>22843
O LAWDY

>>22843
Tell them you where remembering a catchy song ask if they have it on CD
Awesomeness inssues

Well, go ahead and tell her. You guys were talking about music earlier anyway.

>>22845
This can only end in EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22843
START A SING-ALONG
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

>>22843
"Oh, um. Just have a song stuck in my head is all."
"So pretty cool that all this was arranged on such short notice, huh? Hope we're not interfering with any holiday plans you may have had. I mean, we wouldnt want to intrude if you want to go off and do college typt things. But hey, you know, whatever you think is breast."

>whatever you think is breast.
:Dc

>>22848
You... you're right. I do. Ok here I go.
NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL. NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER!!!

>>22851
YOU BARF ONE UP, BOTTLE IT UP

>>22851
NOT YOU, YOU GOIT

58, did you remember your Godspeed You Black Emperor CDs? You seem like you'd love that kind of thing.

>>22854
It's as if the OOIP is one million permutations of the three stooges bottled up.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)16:14 No. 22857 ID: fb5d8e
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Right right, I'll just repeat you. I don't feel like dealing with this music business, for it will just come down to me not liking any kind of music and bluffing again.

>"Oh, um. Just have a song stuck in my head is all."
>"What zong?"
>"..Uh, so pretty cool that this was arrang--"
>"Hey, no cheating, what zong? I want to know!"
>"..What is love by Haddaway."
>"Awwww! Iz that a queztion that botherz you alot?"
>"..."
>"Juzt kidding, juzt kidding. You can turn on the radio if you like. I got a few copied CDz in the dazhboard."

Well.. Like she said, there is a whole variety of music in here. What would be appropiate and NOT AWKWARD right now?
I'll keep up the conversation while your honored collective is thinking.

>"So it is pretty cool that all this was arranged on such short notice. Huh. Hope we are not interfering with any holiday plans you may have had. I mean. We would not want to intrude if you want to go off and do college typy things. But. You know. Whatever you think is breast."
>"..."
>"Best."
>"..What are your eyez on, Fiftyeight~?"

Somewhere in China, a baby cries.

>>22857
Don't Stand So Close To Me, by The Police.

>>22857
If she has any Queen, pick that, if not, just pick some classic rock.

>>22857
Does she have "Virgin Killer"?

>>22857
YES FUCK THOSE COMMY BASTARDS LETS MAKE THE WOLE NATION CRY

>>22857
Liam by In Extremo? Nice, nonsensical, gaelic gibberrish.

>I got a few copied CDz in the dazhboard.

Liza, piracy is WRONG.

DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY.

Bohemian Rhapsody.
Lets Wayne's World this shit up.

Alternatively, ask Janine if she has any opinion on the matter.

You should ask Liza what college is like. What kind of classes she's taking, how are the faculty, etcetera. It's never to early to plan for the future, and you can get to know your step sister a bit better.

>>22857
Somewhere Out In Space!

>>22867
Or Powerplant. Especially the first two songs.

>>22868
>>22867
Also I should probably stop being useless and point out the band, Gamma Ray.

Some jazz

>>22859
Or fuck, just put in some ELO if she has them, you already mentioned them to her.

>"..What are your eyez on, Fiftyeight~?"
Her sunglasses. You aren't looking at your older, non-blood related, sister's chest, are you?
No, only those pretty boss aviator shades.

Also, perhaps contemplate your musical options in terms of the copied CDs.

>>22857
"Well here we have the best of the '60s... And here we have the best of the '70s... And THIS, is Gary Numan."
HERE IN MY CAR
I FEEL SAFEST OF ALL
I CAN LOCK ALL MY DOORS
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE
IN CARS

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)16:39 No. 22876 ID: fb5d8e
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Your endless recommendations that mean absolutely nothing to me makes me prefer there to be no music right now. Since Liza did not indicate she wanted to listen to any herself, I will just close the dashboard again and listen to the purrs of the machine.

>"Your sunglasses."
>"Heeeey, don't be so zeriouz! I was juzt mezzing around."
>"How is life in college? What classes do you take and how are the faculties?"
>"Aw, fine, we'll talk about zeriouz bizniz. Would you like to apply for the zame univerzity and ztudy anthropology like me? If you do, there iz a highzchool connected to it that you probably zhould tranzfer to firzt. I could talk with zome people to help you out."

>>22876
"D-didn't you say it was an all girl university?"

>>22877
well that brings up a few questions...

>>22878
"I mean... is it worth crossdressing for? Would I get cought? Not that I mind crossdressing... I make a pretty attractive girl... but if I ran the risk of getting caught..."

>>22876
Just tell the truth. You don't really know what you'll do yet.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)16:59 No. 22881 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, I best respond honestly.
>"I don't know what I want yet, but thank you."
>"Allrighty. I think it would be fun, though! Zo let me know if you find yourzelf interezted anyway."

Well, that went eas-- Why--
Why do I make a good girl? What is girly about me and why would you bring-- Crossdressing--
--It's an all girl's school and Liza invited me to it--

Thus the wolf wore not a sheep's skin, but turned shepherd itself.

>>22881
>Thus the wolf wore not a sheep's skin, but turned shepherd itself.
I lol'd.

You're pretty damn verbose Fiddy.

>>22881
Relax. Just saying is all. You've got that slender build and smooth skin. Plus, well, your nose is a bit girly is all. I guess you get it from your dad, since everyone else in the car has it too. Don't worry about it.

Wait, ask her "Isnt your school an all girl's accademy? What are you implying?" make it sound like your on to her joke and are ribbing her a bit.

Hmm... maybe janine would be interested... but she's young yet, huh?

>>22881
Then stop being so emo and BE A MAN enjoy your self
Jesus some times I think we have more testostrone than you and we lack bodies.

>>22885
ಠ_ಠ

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)17:13 No. 22889 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, I am calm. However, I would like to correct you: There are no feminine features on my being. I would make quite a horrendous girl.

I'll calmly yet subtly let Liza know I am on to her... prank.
>"Isnt your school an all girl's accademy? What are you implying?"
>"Hehe! You were zeriouzly conzidering it for a moment, weren't you?"

>"I would like to go to the same school as Fiddy and Liza!"
>"We could, Janine, but our brother would have to wear a drezz!"
>"Whaaaat? Really? I think he would make a really beatiful lady."

>>22889
Holy shit are we on speaker phone or something

>>22889
See? Someone agrees with me. They're just having a good natured ribbing at your expense. Why deny them the pleasure. Make a joke about how silly that is. How you are "Clearly too manly and strong to ever look good in a frilly pink dress." or something.

Hmm... I wonder how you'd look in powder blue... You could really pull off the tomboy look with a bit of work, you know?

Oh god Janine is so adorable.

Objective, Janine: Achieve :3 face

Aw, she's just a kid. She's trying to say she thinks you look good no matter how you are. She really looks up to you!
You really ought to return that friendly sibling compliment. Tell her she looks pretty too.
No wait, tell her you'd never be as beautiful as her.

Your sister's still young and impressionable. It would mean a lot to her self-esteem if you gave her a nice compliment like that once in a while.

Answer with a joke, quick! Something about dressing rooms maybe.

>>22894
This.

>>22894
YESSSS

>>22894
I second this emotion.

Seriously, girls like to hear they are pretty, and she's being nice to you. Be nice to her too.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)17:26 No. 22901 ID: fb5d8e
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Fine, allright.
>"I am clearly too manly and strong to ever look good in a frilly pink dress. Besides, I will never be as beautiful as you, Janine."
>"Th.. Th-thank you.. big bro..."

Well, it seems like I managed to make Liza chuckle.
Hm. Being able to amuse others feels okay.

>>22901
See? That compliment meant a lot to her.
"Wait, whats so funny Liza? You're imagining that right now, arent you?"
acually... so am I... You'd look good in it man, thats all I can say.

>>22901
Welll, certainly not a *pink* one~

>>22903
Yeah. he's definitely more of a blue.

>>22903
>>22904
>>22905
Screw that, I'm thinking "Gothic Lolita."

>>22906
Black and white with lace?

And one of those tiny little tophats?

Damn, yes!
He'd make an excellent trap.

Suggestion 2009/08/04(Tue)17:38 No. 22910 ID: cde660
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>>22906
I was too.

>>22901
Poke Liza on the ribs, that should get that laughter out.

It might also cause a car crash.

>>22911
Yeah, poke her in the upper ribs.

>>22912
Right near her breast.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)17:54 No. 22915 ID: fb5d8e
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If I may, I do not feel particular comfortable with the voices in my head telling me I will look good as a gothic maid. So, please, if you don't mind.

I'll give her a poke.

>"Heee-- No tickling the driver! Or you'll faze zevere penaltiez!"

>>22915
Hahaha, what's the matter Meido-kun? Getting a little hot under the collar?

>>22915
...poke her again

>>22915
Ask what the penalties are... though given how the conversation went i have a slight idea of what they might be.

Thats it man, take no shit! Poke harder! Yours will be the finger that pierces the heaven!

>>22915
poke her armpit, wiggle finger to tickle.

Try to dodge in case Janine doesn't like this action and throws something at you.

I think I will be sitting out this trip...I'll be listening though...

>>22920
This voice clearly means Liza, as Janine is still reading her book and enjoying the glow of your compliment.

>>22915
Well you know that would be pretty dangerous to keep doing that while she's driving. Maybe ask Janine what she's reading?

>>22921
As will I. Also, kid, If we crash and the orb cracks, It's your ass.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)18:11 No. 22925 ID: fb5d8e
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..Heh. She does seem to be having fun. I will continue to poke slash tickle her a little.

>"Heee--! Heee--! Fiftyeight, we're going to crash!"

>>22925
STOP STOP STOP OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO BOSSING AROUND AN ELK AGAIN THAT SHIT WAS BANANAS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY

>>22926
Oh come one Dave was pretty nice that hunter was a dick though

>>22925
ok ok, don't pester her to the point of crashing the car.

Maybe go into the back seat and talk to Janine a bit. She might be lonely back there.

>>22925
Ok, don't overdo it though.

Right. Now... Grab her breasts!

Kidding. Kidding. Tell her, um "well then you'd better start driving more carefully!"
Though seriously, if she insists, cut it out. Just warn her that we know her weakness now. So she'd better watch out. Add in a um, "As if I would be caught dead wearing pink. Harumph." to wrap things up nicely.

>>22930
ಠ_ಠ This post is bad and you should feel bad.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)18:26 No. 22933 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, I believe I should not drive on to be an annoyance. I'll leave it now that it is still fun.

I can't join Janine in the back while the car is moving. That'd be rather dangerous.

>"What are you reading Janine?"
>"Uh- Uhm- The Quest of Prince Mudy Latral.. It's about a really small and weak boy who saves the world by helping people through love and friendship."

>>22933
OH
Cool!

Mudy's awesome, Fiddy. Borrow that book later, you could learn a thing or two.

>>22933
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD READ

I love that book!

>>22933
Kind of weird, considering how she plays hockey, eh? Whatever.
"That sounds really nice."

>>22933
Really? Does he fall in love along the way? Is it one of those books with the typical weak female protagonist that he has to rescue from a tower or something? Those books are so sexist. She should be reading something with a strong, relatable female protagonist.

>>22933
You should ask to borrow it sometime.
Sure, you may not like reading and think it's a waste of time, but what have you got to lose from reading it anyway?

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)18:39 No. 22941 ID: fb5d8e
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Hm, you make a good point. I shall ask her about it.

>"But you are a strong girl. It seems a bit off that you would enjoy a book about a weak boy."
>"Yeah, but he has a sister who is really strong and they-- uh-- uuhh.. th-they work together so it's okay!"

>"We're here, kidz, get your bagz ready."

I want a body...You little sister seems really sweet...

>>22941
>work together

Hehehe

Oh, and I think there's more to that book than meets the eye...

>>22941
So what... they solve puzzles? Fight crime?
Well... whatever.

Alright, we're here, lets get going. CAMP HO!

>>22941
>Work together

That's one hell of a working relationship...


Whelp, let's get going.

>>22941
Well, get ready. Offer to carry Janine's bag for her. She's strong but it's still a nice thing to do.

>>22951
Hell, offer to carry ALL THE BAGS.

>>22953
Yeah. Say something like "Hey, kind of like we work together, huh? How about I carry your bags for you?"

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)19:00 No. 22957 ID: fb5d8e
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It seems you don't quite understand the duties and responsibilities that come with being a man. It is nothing special to carry the greatest load, and putting up a tent is nothing to be thanked for.
But it's still hard work.
And it's quite hot too.

>"Good work, little bro, buuutttt..! ..What you did back in the car waz pretty dangerouz, you know. Az the adult zupervizor on thiz trip, I can't let that zlide."

>>22957
Gee, I hope she "punishes" him.

>>22957
You got everything out of the car didn't you isn't that punishment enough.

>>22957
Hmmm, I see other tents.

>>22957
Uh oh. Maybe its time to take a page out of the womans book and try to look adorable so she doesnt want to punish you after all.

>>22957
I bloody told you man.
Also d'aaaaawww Janine looks like a regular Quartermain out there.

Smile and ask what the punishment is.

>>22957
Tickle fight is on, BOOYEA

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)19:18 No. 22970 ID: fb5d8e
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Very well. I shall attempt to smile and look 'adorable' in order to avoid the penalties, which seem rather inappropriate seeing as how I just performed my duties as a man without any further incentive.
>"What is the penalty, Liza?"
>"Weeeeeeeeellllll~ It turns out I overpacked my bag a bit~"

>>22970
...and?

Well it WAS kind of a dangerous thing to do fiddy.

...

"... That dress is not pink."

>>22970
ask her what happens if you don't except.

>>22970
I knew it!

Now then... time to choose. You could use it to flirt if you want to. You could also say that's it's gonna take a bit more than that to get you into a dress. Or you could just refuse (but don't act angry).

>>22970
Oh my. Well, looks like you'll have to put it on.

Remember, Fiftyeight, you don't have to listen to every suggestion we make.
Particularly dangerous stuff, like tickling the driver of the car, for instance.

>>22970
Well, Five-Eight, as loathsome as it is, you're going to have to take it like a man, and dress like a woman.
To make a scene would be uncouth, untoward, and uncharacteristic of you.

Besides, refusing too adamantly would probably make your sisters, young and old, sad, and think you're a poor sport! So, take it like a man. Show them how manly you are, by wearing that dress. Stoic. Immovable. That's you.
Yeah, that'll show them. You won't even give them the satisfaction of showing how disgusted you are! She's just doing it for the reaction, you know. So show her whatfor, and wear that dress, with a completely straight face!
Show 'em, Fiver!

Hey look, at least she doesnt have a camera, right?

>>22981
But... there's... other... tents.

>>22970

Uhhuh... public place, daytime and you're not drunk. Tell her if these little things were corrected you might indulge her. But you have to keep an eye out for your sister playing near water now.

>>22988

Do you really want her to get you in this while its late at night? wwhat would people think? Do it now, then in a little while say you need to hang around the water with Janine and ditch the dress in favor of a swimsuit. Bam. Punishment over early.

Be a man. Take your punishment.

They want to see you squirm. I say don't give them the pleasure. Wear that fucking dress without a moments hesitation. Take it stride, stare them down stone-faced. This shit aint nothing.

>>22988
What would they think? Doubtful anyone would recognize either of you and it makes it harder to be seen considering it's night time. And I really doubt she intends to change him herself anyways.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)19:58 No. 23001 ID: fb5d8e
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You're right. I can not simply blame this on your honored collective, saying that a small glass orb got me into trouble.

>"What do you think, Janine?"

Even with the Dark Truth revealed, and knowing that nothing will ever make a difference and that all things will come to an end, living in the knowledge that I and everything around me is insignificant, random, and without purpose or meaning..
Even then..

>"C.. c-cute.."

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)19:58 No. 23002 ID: fb5d8e
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..I can still take responsibility for myself!

OH my gaaaaah~ you look adorable

>>23002
Fiddy, I have to say you would make a pretty passable tomboyish girl.

>>23002
Seductively pull the bottom of the dress upwards, see who looks away first.

It's a game of chicken.

>>23002
*snrk*

Trust us, man. Now you got the guys and the girls of this... orb.... wanting a body to take you.

>>23002
Fifty eight, there is a very important thing I must now say to you:

Inappropriate Erection

>>23002
And you said you wouldn't make a good woman.

Wow. Just Wow. I knew it. I knew you would make a cute girl. You have a very noble attitude about life too, now that we're seeing this side of you. It is very noble to take such responsibilities. You are a very couragous young man. You will go far in life.

... granted, you wont go far in those heels. But still.

How does that fabric feel by the way? I bet it feels really nice... I wish I had something so lovely to wear... instead of being stuck in a stupid orb...

oh, and hey, at least you got to keep your underwear, right? Though I wonder if it would be more comfortable in panties and a bra...

>>23002
Okay, you've chosen to go this way... skipped the chance to get Liza to help you dress like a woman in the tent...

At least crack a joke. "You won't be getting any action while i'm dressed like this."

Oh by the way... being nice doesn't have to include doing everything everybody tells you, that's being everyone's bitch. Just thought you should know.

>>23018
It would be best to wait until Janine is out of earshot before you say this, if you say it.

She doesn't need to hear such things, correct?

>>23020
There's so many ways to interpret that word, though.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)20:38 No. 23023 ID: fb5d8e
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In nomine Patris et fillii et Spiritus Sancti.. I have told you I do not appreciate thoughts that make me uncomfortable, which includes you telling me I am attractive and you would enjoy an intimate evening with me! Such talk is ill-suited for the relationship we have.
I am trying me hardest at being a responsible man here, not-- not seducing my sisters or disembodied voices--

Dammit.

>"Zo! Zhall we go and wander the forezt for a bit? Maybe climb a tree~"

>>23023
"I'm sorry, I have an uncomfortable erection and would prefer not to stand up now. Please leave for a few minutes so that I may recover myself."

>>23023
You know, you have no way to get home if Liza doesn't take you. Better do what she asks.

Try to have fun. Who cares if a few people see you? You probably dont' know anyone that would be at the camp this random weekend, and it's not like you are all that recognizable in your dress.

>>23023
Give her the Bladetree Stare.

>>23023
A responsible man can joke too. And if you're gonna dress like a woman (and that punishment was a joke if you didn't get it) you might as well make a joke out of it or enjoy it (whatever floats your boat), not... do whatever you're doing now.

>>23023
Go on with them. Climb a tree. Then you can get an excuse to get outta that dress and into something more masculine.

>>23023
Sorry, bro. Its the truth though. Look, just get it under control and go for a hike. TAKE NO SHIT! SHOW THEM WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF! Outhike the lot of them. Get your mind off of that slinky fabric. Yours are the flats that will pierce the heavens!

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)21:03 No. 23033 ID: fb5d8e
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Very well. I do not wish to upset anyone, and I've only myself to blame.
This warm inviting atmosphere must not be broken.

>"Then let us be off."

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/04(Tue)21:04 No. 23034 ID: fb5d8e
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But..

..it does feel pretty good to be together like this.

>>23035
well I guess thats all for the night.

>>23034
Ha! See! He does look good as a girl.

>>23034
Feels natural to wear that dress, doesn't it? To be out with the girls, in a frilly thing? To feel the loose fabric tickle your shins in the breeze?

Go with it, Fifty. Go with it.

>>23034
I think....
I think our goal is to find everyone's hidden faces.

>>23044
Then we're two thirds done. We got Fiddy's pretty mug and Janine's rape face already.

>>23077
All that's left is Liz's... how to put it... really, really happy face.

>>23078
Her "Oh" face, amirite?

>>23081
I wonder if fiddy is up to the task
pun indented.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!
Change before you head into the fucking woods! I mean geez!

>>23084
That sort of goes against the punishment, don't you think?

>>23086
It's a ridiculous punishment. She obviously enjoyed the "crime".

>>23112
But our "hero" didn't seem to notice. I guess if his idea of being a responsible man is doing everything he's told he could join the army, but somehow i doubt he'd enjoy it.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/05(Wed)09:55 No. 23127 ID: fb5d8e
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Chapter 11:
“To what serves mortal beauty?”

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/05(Wed)09:56 No. 23128 ID: fb5d8e
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..Heeeey, it'z the orb with the all little Lizas again. Are you ztill in there?

>>23128
We are getting reached around like a whore. We have feelings too, you know?

>>23128
Sorry Ma'an. No one here but us Bobs.

>>23128

Hello again, beautiful! :3 How's your little trip been going so far?

>>23128
Yep, still here. Isn't our brother cute in that dress?

Don't you just want to eat him up?

>>23128
It's not like we can really go anywhere, you know?

Hello again, Liza. How you feeling?

Where's Janine?

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/05(Wed)10:30 No. 23146 ID: fb5d8e
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He IZ adorable, izn't he?! I could just bit hiz neck and go omnomnomnom! Don't you think he haz opened up zo much zinze yezterday?
I'm doing great. It'z really relaxing here, and the walk through the forezt waz alot of fun. We zaw a few rabbitz.
Janine iz checking out the lake right. Zhe'z within hearing range.

>>23146
Maybe you... maybe you SHOULD omnom his neck a bit. I mean, you ARE siblings now, so it's not like it'd be dirty. Just brother and sister playing around, being playful, right?

And look how slender and delicious that neck looks right now.

>>23146
>I could just bit hiz neck and go omnomnomnom!

...So why don't you?

>>23146
Oooooh comfy!

>>23146

Bad idea on the Omnom...You know how Janine feels about her Big Bro...

Guys, he's clearly sleeping. That would be kinda cruel. You'd have to do it without waking him up.

Good job with the dress thing, by the way. Oh man. You should totally go hide his clothes. Or would that be too cruel you think? You should do it anyway.

>>23146
Soooo... did you change your mind or something? Because the way you reacted to Janine's confession and all...

>>23157
Hide his clothes, leave only dresses in his size to wear, and force him to change periodically.

It made Janine laugh, and you saw how happy he was to be connecting with you and Janine more.

The antics might accelerate that connection.

>>23161

Oh, that's just too much! Let the poor guy wear his normal clothes.

So Liza, what do you think about Janine's crush on 58?

Hmm. Yeah. Maybe that is too much. Tell you what? We hide the clothes, but the moment he asks where they are we give them back. You know, just to further the prank a bit longer.

>>23161

It may serve to drive him away...Once is fine, but more than once? That's just emasculating.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/05(Wed)10:58 No. 23172 ID: fb5d8e
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Nooo, really really, he'z a little too old to be omnomnomnoming. He would feel like I'm making fun of him.
And I'm ztill not going to do anything naughty to my fifteen year old little brother! That'z all againzt my perzonel rulez.
Janine'z cruzh iz zoooo adorable, though. Zhe totally freaked out about giving him a little kizz. Fiftyeight iz rezponzible and zane enough not to give into it, though, zo it'z nothing to worry about. Zhe'll find thiz brothercomplex fade when zhe getz a bit older, I think!

..Hide all hiz other clothez..? .. I zhouldn't.. Ezpecially not now he'z coming out of hiz zhell.. Oohh, but look at that zeriouz look on hiz face!
I just HAVE to mezz with him! I'm gonna do it!

Wake him, tell him you're going swimming and start peeling off your clothes.

Alright! Give them to Janine, she's really good at this sort of thing!

>>23172

Draw on his face!

>>23172
Messing with him is a reasonable goal. You know he's harbored a crush on your for years... maybe teasing him a bit isn't a bad thing. You'll get a smile out of him at the least. Come on, go swimming together!

Did you bring a suit? I think you three siblings could have fun swimming in the lake together.

>>23172
Just remember, if he gets adamant about finding them, tell him where they are. The goal is to tease a bit while still helping him open up, not to be cruel to him.

And really, he is a fun guy, huh? And I bet it is a bit wierd that while you think of him as a brother, you and he share no common blood. Without your parents remarrying, he would have just been another boy, no different from any other in that respect.

Tell Janine to steal his clothes. Do it.

>>23179
SKINNYDIPPING

IT MUST BE DONE

FOR THE BONDING VALUE AND INHERENT HILARITY.

>>23182

No.

Liza, do you have any single girlfriends you can hook 58 up with?

You and Janine are doing a good job helping him out of his shell, but I think an older girlfriend would be good for him. It doesn't have to be anything serious, but it can provide an emotional outlet that family cannot provide without being creepy.

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/05(Wed)11:15 No. 23189 ID: fb5d8e
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Pffff-- I'm zuch a horrible zupervizor!
I'll zuggezt we all go zwimming, then when we're in the lake, I'll tell Janine to go hide hiz clothez! He'll have to wear the drezz again! Pfff--! Nooo, why am I doing thiz, thiz iz terrible, but zo funnyyyy! I'm sorry, Fiftyeight!

Haaaa-- Ah? A girlfriend? Maybe zomeone from college? I don't want to bring zomeone into hiz life againzt hiz will, though. I'll introduze him to my friendz if he comez to vizit zometime.

>>23189
>Haaaa-- Ah? A girlfriend? Maybe zomeone from college? I don't want to bring zomeone into hiz life againzt hiz will, though. I'll introduze him to my friendz if he comez to vizit zometime.


You're such a nice older sister!


Also, commendable work, my fellows. Romme's words were not wasted on you.

>>23189
You aren't a bad supervisor. They will both be safe. He'll just be a little embarrassed.

Anyway, Janine will be happy to help mess around with her big brother. You know she likes being around him and interacting with him.

Give it a shot.

>>23189
Maybe you'd best leave us with janine, so we can make sure she hides it well ennough.

>>23189

Yeah, I'm not suggesting we force him into anything. Just introduce him to some ladies, see if he takes a shine to someone.

In any case, 58 seems like a guy who prefers to associate with people a bit more mature than the average 15 year old peer group.

Also, hide his bathing suit and underwear.

>>23195

Too far dude, too far.

>>23195
Then make him swim in the dress. I hope you have a sexy bikini for a perfect plan.

>>23198
What and get the dress wet? Seriously, I agree with >>23197 That is just taking it to far.

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/05(Wed)11:57 No. 23204 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't know.. If we hide hiz bathing zuit he won't come zwim with uz.
Well, I'll leave it all to Janine then!

...NOM!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/05(Wed)11:57 No. 23206 ID: fb5d8e
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Chapter 12:
“Such is my love, to thee I so belong,
That for thy right myself will bear all wrong.”

Well, just keep in mind if we go to swim some, that you were his crush for a while, and seeing you 'all growed up' in a swimsuit might be a bit distracting to him.

Also a fun way to tease him a bit more.

>>23204
OMNOMNOM

>>23204

Just couldn't resist, could you? <3

Explain to Janine that the Omnom was nothing personal, you just wanted to tease him.

>>23204
In before Janine >8I

Gee, I wonder if that water is cold.

Would be a shame if a fish came by and tugged his trunks off, huh?

>>23204
VAMPIRE

>>23218

Fish can do that?

I wonder when his birthday is...We should get him a kilt. A man-skirt if you will...

>>23221
Fish and lake turtles, yes.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/05(Wed)12:13 No. 23226 ID: fb5d8e
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Hey guys! What are you doing in here?
I was just about to hide all of Fiftyeight's clothes!

Hiya Janine. What's in the SPORTS bag?

>>23226
Really? Where did you have in mind?

>>23226
Ohai.

Hey, leave his trunks, okay? That way you can 'accidentally' pull them off with your foot later.

:3