PoPo 2010/10/15(Fri)23:16 No. 244074 ID: cf68aa
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The Elder Gods granted me a little bit of power to help me protect the place I love.
It's been a pretty easy job.
Except for one little problem...

PoPo 2010/10/15(Fri)23:16 No. 244075 ID: cf68aa
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Her.
Mallo, a citizen who simply refused to smile. She even went as far as to cut off her own ears and tail just to show how much she hates this place.
The Elder Gods saw fit to give her powers as well for some odd reason.
She is the only thing causing chaos in my fair town, and I intend to stop it.

how?

Well, you don't sound very happy about that at all.

PoPo 2010/10/15(Fri)23:26 No. 244079 ID: cf68aa
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>>244076
Good question, no clue.

>>244077
I'm not. I'll only be happy once she either goes to jail or becomes a rightful citizen of this town.

I walk up to the she-demon and puff out my chest.

"Mallo, under Smiletown law I hereby place you under arrest for causing chaos and not smiling."

she stares at me for a few seconds.

"Are you fucking serious? I will smash your skull in with my pinky if you even come near me."

The wench! She has no respect for the law.
My only powers stem from respect, without it I have no control over the situation!

SHE will never respect you, you need to get it from somewhere else, or make a pact for more power somewhere.

>>244079
"RESPECT MAH AUTHORATAH!"

only thing i can think of would be physical force.

PoPo 2010/10/16(Sat)00:14 No. 244090 ID: cf68aa
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"Mallo! You will respect my authority!"

!? She's laughing at me!
I'll teach her to mock the law!

"Finally grew some balls PoPo? Bring it."

-Control has Switched to Mallo- Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)00:14 No. 244091 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo sighs.
It was another easy fight. But lately things have been too easy.
Going too well.

Her chaos isn't even chaos anymore.
She considers that maybe the fact that she's a demi god may have something to do with it.

Mallo needs something to do!

hmmm, what is the BIGGEST thing you have done?

>>244091
What is the limit of your powers? I mean you can kick any ass, but that get's dull. Reshape the world as you see fit. Raze the lands, raise the dead, recreate all in a twisted and entertaining form. PoPo was almost fun, if squishy. Turn that pile of mess into a minion if you can.

>>244091
Your chaos is too orderly.
Clearly, you must volunteer at a soup kitchen.

>>244096
hmmm, he has a point, you are being chaotic evil, not pure chaos. get a list of 100 things you could do and roll a dice, pure chance will decide what you do.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)00:41 No. 244098 ID: cf68aa
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>>244093
Mallo thinks back. The biggest thing she did was probably destroying the economy by releasing millions of fake bills.
That was fun.

>>244095
Mallo's powers are still limited thanks to Jerkface. In fact she might lose even more powers if she doesn't do something chaotic

>>244096
>>244097
Mallo thinks the soup kitchen idea is retarded. Besides there's no such thing as one anyway, there's no homeless people here.
But the point still stands.
She thinks her head voices should pick something random instead.

>>244098
Paint the town red. Or some other color. Or just graffiti up every surface there is with porn.

>>244099
bleh, red is SO BORING. what we need is a fresh paint of bile greenish brown.

Repeatedly use your time stop to go into people's houses and turn off their alarm clocks. If everyone in town is late to work, nothing runs properly for a good, eeeehm, THIRTY MINUTES AT LEAST! ..............................
CHAOS!!!

rolled 5 = 5

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Paint the town, what colour depending on the results of this dice roll
1=Red
2=Blue
3=Pink
4=Yellow
5=Orange
6=Purple
7=RAINBOW

>>244103
do this during the night then day time you do the random painting.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)03:35 No. 244111 ID: cf68aa
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>Paint city Orange
>Turn off alarms.
>COMBINE THEM!

You guys are all fucking brilliant! Mallo loves these ideas!
Once it's dark Mallo uses her time manipulation powers to paint the ENTIRE CITY orange and turn off all clocks and cell phones.
She waits til morning and giggles her ass off as people wander around the city in confusion.
Delicious Chaos~ Mallo feels herself gain more EXP points.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)03:36 No. 244112 ID: cf68aa
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"Mallo! I finally caught you! You're going back to the puzzle room!"

Fuck. Mallo really didn't feel like killing someone today.
She turns around and gets a good look at the person and politely asks who the fuck he is.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)03:36 No. 244113 ID: cf68aa
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"Me? I am Eduardo Fernando Gonzalez! And just like you I've been given amazing powers by the older gods! With them I will capture you!"

>>244113
Older gods? No no, this guy's mistaken. We have power from the ELDER gods.

...I sense an epic fail incoming. Just go punch him.

while punching is indeed the best idea be ready for a trick. have your timefreeze ready in case he has a trap of some-kind. NO ONE is this cocky without a plan.

Ask him if we killed his father.
Don't wait for him to answer.
Tell him to prepare to die.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)03:56 No. 244117 ID: cf68aa
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>Punch him.
Done.
Mallo swings at the man who quickly ducks out of the way.

"Woah woah woah! Lady you could hurt someone like that!"

Mallo punches again but he manages to avoid the blow. She instead hits a stone ledge which crumbles into pieces.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)03:57 No. 244118 ID: cf68aa
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"Jesus christ! Fuck this I'm outta here! I told them they sent the wrong guy!

The coward leaps off the roof to the top of a nearby building.
Mallo won, she guesses.
However if she hunts him down and punches the crap outta him she'll gain a MAJOR EXP BOOST which would give her at least one new level.

Go hunt Fabiano down via use of Time Stop.

Either that or this is Admiral Ackbar tiem.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)04:29 No. 244129 ID: cf68aa
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>Time Stop!

Mallo taps into her Elder God Powers and freezes time.
She makes her way d-
Woah.
He's still running.

shit, he must have immunity to god powers. and that is ALL he has, he sucks in combat but against other godly people he is incredibly tough.

looks like it's time to get rough. just start running after him. he has to get tired some time.

Minithulu warping time. In front of him. Punch in the face. No second chances.

Minithulu warping time. In front of him. Punch in the face. No second chances.

>>244129
He's immune to powers? That's fine.
I CAST FIST.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)05:34 No. 244143 ID: cf68aa
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>Warp
>Cast FIST

Sounds like a plan! Mallo uses her last energy bar and warps in front of the man.
She reels back to punch him but is distracted by his sudden laughter.

"I win this round marshmallo!"

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)05:35 No. 244144 ID: cf68aa
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"Behold!"

A blueish cage appears.

"This box completely seals away all powers rendering those of us who are blessed completely helpless once trapped! I knew you could not resist a good chase and so I set this up far in advance! The perfect trap!"

... punch the box.

Way to not punch, Mallo.

Oh well. Just tell him when you get out you're going to stalk him and kill him when he lets his guard down. Not quick.

Oh, on the off chance that this cage is concentration based, strip naked.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)06:14 No. 244151 ID: cf68aa
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>Punch him
>Insult him
>Strip

Not necessary...

act like you're in the box, start banging on it like you want out, then give him the finger. or moon him.

>>244151
Just walk away.

lift the box and .. i dunno, throw it into the sun?

or you could taunt him by >>244150

>>244151
Tell him he's a fucking moron. Then go fetch a barbeque and some nice steaks and a freezerbox full of beer. Get a lawnchair and sit in front of the cage drinking beer and saying how very good it is. When he starts looking hungry then put some meat on the grill and cook it. Devour it in front of him while pointing out just how wonderfully good it is. Keep at it until he dies from starvation.

Ask him why an idiot like him got sent to catch you.

EFG, where is your mask?

And why aren't you in /b/ where you belong?

Animated Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)21:29 No. 244531 ID: cf68aa
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>act like you're in the box then give him the finger.

Mallo begs and pleads to be let out. Once the man looks like he's at his smugest she flips him off and walks away laughing.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)21:29 No. 244533 ID: cf68aa
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>Get some food and junk and eat it in front of him. Also ask him who the hell sent him.

Mallo grabs a lawn chair from someones backyard and steals their barbecue. she eats some delicious tri-tip in front of Eduardo and questions him.

"I'll never tell you!"

Mallo offers some steak.

Mallo 2010/10/16(Sat)21:30 No. 244534 ID: cf68aa
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Eduardo breaks down and talks.
He explains that there is a whole group of people like him, all with powers from the olden gods.
He says that the more powerful Mallo gets the more powerful the people sent after her for some reason.
He explains that he was the first one but if she's not careful they'll send even stronger people.

"So... about that steak..."

Ask him if there's so many people like you guys how they know who's doing what and who to go after

not yet. ask if the olden gods are different from the elder gods.

>>244534
Throw him part of one. With mostly fatty bits so he can just chew on it while he tells you more.

>>244534
Ask to know about that four-eyed guy.

>>244534
Throw a piece of steak against the side of the box so it's TANTALIZINGLY CLOSE.

Suggestion 2010/10/17(Sun)06:06 No. 244814 ID: cf68aa
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>Toss him some chewy meat.
Eduardo catches the meat and chews on it eagerly

>Ask him if there's so many people like you guys how they know who's doing what and who to go after.

"Well they only go after the ones they think will murder lots of people, kinda like you. The others aren't hunted down as much"

>Ask about 4 eyes

"sorry, I don't know much about him really. He makes some fucking awesome sandwiches though"

>Ask if there is any difference between the Elder Gods and the Olden Gods

"Oh. I knew I was pronouncing it wrong"

>>244814
Damn, ask which one he has. We might be able to subvert him to work for us instead. Every divinity needs a pantheon after all, you're the boss and he can be some unimportant underling that handles some lame divine work, like the god of janitors or something.

>>244814
"Why the fuck are they after me then? Nobody I've killed has stayed dead. Seems like a waste of time."

>>244815
I don't think we want this guy working for us.

Hey Mallo how about we go punch the shit out of that girl that tried to steal our limelight before?

Also aren't we supposed to get a load of exp if we punch this guy out?

>>244818
Depends on what elder god he has and how well we can corrupt him. Bastard has some powers after all, and if nothing else we can throw him to whoever chases us next. Gives us a little bit of extra time to eitehr get away or get close for punching.

>>244823
I should clarify. I don't think we want him working for us because he is an idiot and will fuck up our plans.

Mallo 2010/10/20(Wed)12:09 No. 246327 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo asks why the fuck they're after her. She hasn't really 'killed' anyone yet.
Just beat them to near death

Eduardo shrugs then

Click

He presses his foot against a small switch

Mallo 2010/10/20(Wed)12:09 No. 246328 ID: cf68aa
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Another blue field surrounds Mallo
She can feel it draining at her powers.

"HA! Bet you didn't see that one coming did you! Once you lose all your powers you'll be unable to stop me from taking you back to the island!"

Mallo 2010/10/20(Wed)12:10 No. 246330 ID: cf68aa
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"Ha!"

......................
Mallo fucking hates this guy

...walk 3 feet to the left.

>>246330
Walk out of it.

Just draining, not done yet.

Break it.

Mallo 2010/10/20(Wed)12:21 No. 246334 ID: cf68aa
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>Just walk out of it.

No fucking way. It can't be that e-
God damn it.

Mallo looks at Eduardo in pity as he pounds on his field.

"Fuck! I stepped in the wrong one!"

Mallo doesn't even wanna beat this guy up...

rolled 2 = 2

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>>246334
You could pity him by giving him a show~

But I doubt you want to. I know, let's have chaos decide!

1 = Put on a show for him
2 = Leave and do something else

>>246336
>2
And in the interests of chaos put on a show anyway. A shadow puppet show, in broad daylight.

And ya know... you can do all kinds of shit without killing people. If you NEVER killed or beat them within an inch of their life it sounds like you could get away with shit forever. That doesn't mean you can't make the lives of those who piss you off total hell. I mean really, you are so much damn stronger than them that there is hardly a point anymore.

>>246334
Punch through his barrier. He may be an incompetent annoying asshole, but imagine how annoying and incompetent he would be in going after your enemies instead of you. Frightening though isn't it? So, let him out and corrupt him to hell and back and then send him off to be a mild annoyance to them.

PUNCH THE CONCEPT OF CLOTHING

RUN AROUND TEARING CLOTHING OFF OF PEOPLE

PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS

BREAK ALL THE PO PO'S CARS

ETC

>>246416
YES.

ALL THAT AND MORE. Set fire to every house with a prime number for a street address, then put out all the houses that have a pet.

Or something less premeditated, and grab the first person you see off the street and force them to buttsecks either EFG or a pig. Get a camera and broadcast it on public television over children's programming.

Mallo 2010/10/22(Fri)02:25 No. 246833 ID: cf68aa
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>Punch wall, Gain ally

Mallo uses her Mallo Punch on one of the walls shattering it completely.
Edaurdo steps out confused.
Mallo calmly explains that he owes her big time for not letting him rot in there. If she calls for a favor he better fucking deliver.
And with that she leaves.

Mallo 2010/10/22(Fri)02:26 No. 246834 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo lands on the ground.

>Burn prime homes
>CHAOS!!!

All great ideas. First Mallo needs to get some suppl-
Woah..

Mallo 2010/10/22(Fri)02:26 No. 246835 ID: cf68aa
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What the fuck...?
Mallo does 'not' remember doing this!

can you tell which direction whoever made it ran off in?

>>246836
Punch out the last letter, then seek out the perpetrator while you do the listed things. go go go

>>246835
It's that goddamn poser bitch taking credit for you and trying to show you up! Let's find her and punch her in the cunt!

Harmony harmony oh love~

It looks like someone rolled a 7.

Anyway taking credit is one thing but stealing your work? Hell no, this Scarlet X bitch is going down!

>>246835
Spend five minutes angrily ranting in the tongues of the old ones.
Then get drunk and piss on it. Or vice versa.

>>246843
bitch is stealing your gig? time to pay her back.

do >>244096
(raze a few homes to turn people homeless if you have to)

Make sure everyone knows that Scarlet X is running the soup kitchen. that'll get the bitch to pop up.

Mallo 2010/10/23(Sat)18:26 No. 247330 ID: cf68aa
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>Run soup kitchen

There's not many homeless people h-

>Burn homes to create new homeless.

>:3

Mallo razes a few homes around the city without getting caught.
After the residents find themselves homeless she opens up a soup kitchen to help them out.
She makes sure to announce that Scarlet X was the one who started the whole thing.

Things are pretty boring until...

"MALLO!"

Mallo 2010/10/23(Sat)18:26 No. 247331 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo tosses over the table she's working on.
The bitch actually showed up.

Mallo 2010/10/23(Sat)18:27 No. 247336 ID: cf68aa
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Scarlet X!

"Trying to take credit for my brand of chaos yet again are we?"

careful though. don't want to be taken off guard by a sudden display of power. let her try to strike first, then counter punch.

>>247336
Don't be impressed, don't even react much. Just yawn at her and say "sure, whatever".

>>247347
>then counter cuntpunch.

Mallo 2010/10/29(Fri)06:40 No. 249675 ID: cf68aa
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>yawn and act unimpressed.

Mallo does just this. She sits back and waits for her opponent to strike, getting ready to counter with the greatest cunt counter punch the world has ever seOHGOD

With blinding speed her opponent runs at her and smashes her fist against Mallo's face. The punch is as strong as one of Mallo's punches, if not stronger.

For the first time in a while Mallo feels pain.

>>249675
Timestop, beat the shit out of her, resume, cuntpunch.

quick, time freeze! then grab her, flip her upside down, and slam her into the floor.

>>249675
ENGAGE MAXIMUM ANGER LEVELS

Grab her, kick her in the cunt then headbutt her to death!

Mallo 2010/10/29(Fri)15:31 No. 249818 ID: cf68aa
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>Time freeze and beat the crap out of her!

Consider it done! Mallo enters full rage mode and freezes time!
She picks up Scarlet bitch and slams her fucking head into the ground so many times the concrete dents.

Mallo 2010/10/29(Fri)15:31 No. 249820 ID: cf68aa
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That'll show that bitch who's the real chaos user around here!

Mallo 2010/10/29(Fri)15:31 No. 249821 ID: cf68aa
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"Time Freeze"

Mallo 2010/10/29(Fri)15:31 No. 249822 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo doesn't feel so good.

... oh god. summon minithulu and teleport out of here. she can do everything you can do but better.

>>249822
One more time freeze. Grab one of the kitchen knives and slit her throat.

>>249824
Teleport out? pussy. Teleport Bitch X to the sun!

Teleport her away and then attack her but say this
" Look we can stop this fight and talk"

>>249822
Summon Minithulhu, teleport her into the ground, head first, up to the bottom of her tits. Her arms will be pinned and she'll suffocate. For best chaos, encase the rest of her body in lime Jell-O.

Mallo 2010/11/23(Tue)17:19 No. 259283 ID: cf68aa
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Run!? Mallo doesn't run! She'll show this bitch w-

OHGOD!

Suggestion 2010/11/23(Tue)17:19 No. 259284 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo....

Suggestion 2010/11/23(Tue)17:19 No. 259285 ID: cf68aa
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Mallo doesn't feel good right now....
She can't....

Mallo 2010/11/23(Tue)17:19 No. 259286 ID: cf68aa
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GOD DAMMIT!

>>259286
Hop over to life.
Death is for wusses.

Lean over to grab the power up, and then go over to life.

Check to see if you still have powers. Time freeze might let you grab the powerup safely.

Mallo, you are chaos! are you really going to choose defined choices such as LIFE and DEATH!?!

Forget them all! jump into the pit that separates the two sides. Show them all who is boss!

Pull the Life and Death sides into each other. It can only result in awesome.

>>259354
Best option.

>>259286
Grab the signs.
Switch them.

>>259286
SUmmon Minithlhu, have him go to death side and pick up the powerup while you hop over to life, or have Minithulhu teleport you to life after picking up the powerup from death.

Mallo 2010/12/10(Fri)13:06 No. 263447 ID: 25d645
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>Summon Minithullu
Mallo can't seem to summon minithullu...
She can sense she has the rest of her powers but that one is gone.
Mallo is sad..

>Jump over to life
Seems best. Mallo jumps over to the life side, the platform falling into the abyss below her.
She makes her way to a new room.

Mallo 2010/12/10(Fri)13:07 No. 263448 ID: 25d645
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Huh, the solution to this one seems rather obvious.
BUT WE DON'T DO OBVIOUS SHIT DO WE!?
Come up with something clever!

>>263448
Use clothes and shoes to fasion a rope that can be looped around the rope in the middle then pull it over. That way we can test the strength of the rope to make sure it won't give in and let us fall to death.

>>263448
That is cloth wrapped around razorbarbs and you know it. Summon plot device to gross gap.

How well is it attached up there? Maybe you could climb the rope and punch through the ceiling. Either you can make you way above or at least bust it enough enough that you can tear off the rope. Just be sure you can still get across if you do!

Mallo 2010/12/10(Fri)14:10 No. 263459 ID: 25d645
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>Tear off clothing
>Grab rope.

Mallo is sure this is just a excuse to see her naked but she does it anyway. She manages to pull the rope near her.

Oh those evil fuckers. It -does- have barbs in it.

>>263459
Bah, who would want to see you naked anyway? Only boyfriend you could get was some outerdimensional tentacle faced horror. You know shit is bad when that's the only thing that you can bag.

Test the strength of the rope. If it can hold your weight and the clothes can protect you from the barbs then swing across.

>>263459
No good for climbing, but cut it off and you score a fun and nasty little weapon. You still need to get across though. You know what fuck it, punch through the wall behind you if there is no other way across.

...Unless there is a door behind you, just open it.

naw, just wrap your clothes around your hands and then swing. once accress then you can try taking it with you.

Mallo 2011/02/01(Tue)03:45 No. 277074 ID: 69bfba
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>No one wants to look at you.

Fuck you! At least Mallo has a lover! You're just a voice!

>Swing across.
Doing her best impression of Tarzan Mallo is able to swing across the room. Her clothing is torn to shreds in the process and the rope goes back to where it was.

>>277074
Yay! I mean... you got across safely and that's good. It isn't like we would cheer on gratuitous nudity or anything. Just think of it as you still imitating Tarzan.

Now continue on through the door and be wary of traps or anything good at grappling nubile young women with their tentacles. That's what your boyfriend is for.

Looking cute and pretty there. Onwards!

Mallo 2011/03/12(Sat)15:05 No. 287909 ID: 3d1ab3
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>Move on and be wary of traps or anything good at grappling nubile young women with their tentacles

Mallo blames you for this

see if they can talk. maybe you can promise to put in a good word for minithulu and they can move up in the tentacled monstrosity world?

>>287909
Punch tentacles in the genticals to establish dominance, then ride tentacles like a mechanical bull.

Following that, make the Tentacles go get that power-up you saw before.

If caught just think that they're MajorCthulhu's tentacles, you know, your brother-in-law who looks just like a bigger version of your boyfriend. I imagine that will make thanksgiving with the family awkward, but whatever. The trauma will be comprehensible anyway.

Hell, maybe it is MajorCthulhu, if so, just say his bro already has dibs on you.

Mallo 2011/03/12(Sat)15:42 No. 287924 ID: 3d1ab3
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holy ph'nglui mglw'nafh!
It's the fucking high priest himself, the Great Old One Cthullu!

Cthullu explains that it witnessed the fight between Mallo and Scarlet X and was not pleased that it's avatar lost.
It says that Scarlet X, the avatar of Ammutseba (Seriously how the fuck do you pronounce half of this shit?) had broken some kind of rule by interfering on your turf. To help out Mallo Cthullu will grant her a boon.
Choose wisely it warns.

Also -35 SAN.

The ability to cause explosive diarrhea in others at will.

>>287924
The ability to cause waking nightmares in others! Fits in with Cthulu's profile and is pretty kickass.

uncontainable. nothing can ever hold. such as that weird cell the other guy had. or other peoples timestops.

ALL THE LEVELS

>>287944
This.

>>287929
Not just nightmares, but the stuff of madness! A more direct approach then summoning your boyfriend at them. And as a fringe benefit, lets get immunity or just resistance against further san loss ourselves, because that shit just ain't cool.

>>287952
<starburst98> how can mallo be able to lose san from seeing a thulu?
<Larro> She has 1,000,000 SAN

How about an improved minithulu summon where it only the summoning itself costs power, there's no limit on how long he can stay, and Mallo can summon herself to minithulu.

Think about the applications of this.

>>288001
Of course can handle it, but it's the principle of the thing. It's more about the delicious mind rape~

Summoning powers is a good thing too though. Maybe we can get a nice package of short range teleportation and boyfriend summoning extension. Seems like it might take the same talent to do both.

Mallo 2011/03/31(Thu)20:35 No. 292418 ID: d43062
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>Summoning.

Fuck year! Mallo wants to be able to summon her beloved whenever AND for as long as she an unlimted amount of time!

Chthulhu says no.

BUT she can summon him whenever she wants. he'll still only be there for a brief moment if she uses his powers.
ALSO she can teleport to him but it'll take energy.
Cthulhu zaps Mallo granting her her boon then vanishes.

>>292418
Good enough. Especially if people going nuts when they merely look at him doesn't count as "using his powers". Then it's time to go on long romantic walks in the city with your bf~

okay. backtrack and have minithulu hlp you get back accross the rope pit and then have him grab the powerup on the 'death' side of that pit.

Mallo 2011/04/06(Wed)13:17 No. 294410 ID: 654ecc
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>Summon Minithullu, grab death side power up.

Through a series of complicated teleports Mallo is able to grab the power up!

She can
Gain EXTRA MALLO PUNCH
Gain SUPER JUMP
Gain Extra TIME FREEZE
Gain MALLO YELL (Stuns some people and activates some traps)
Gain extra time for SUMMON ELDER GOD

with all these pits i think super jump would be good. just jump over them.

>>294414
Super Jump sounds good.

Mallo 2011/05/04(Wed)00:28 No. 301370 ID: ff053c
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Mallo has gained Super Jump!
She jumps right the fuck over the gap and makes it back to the other room!

Oh hey the rape tentacles are back.
Mallo senses these are actual tentacles now....

as in they are stupid? if so then you will need to sacrifice more clothes. take off panties and throw to one end of pit and jump over it on the other end. the will attack the panties and you can get over.


or you could just teleport, maybe. or even see if minithulu can talk to them.

freeze time and jump over. Then moon them from a safe distance.

So?
Sounds like a barrel(pit, technically) of fun. So you go over them with any means, we succeed and we get to the other side. We fail, we get laid.
It's win-win

So what are you just going to stand there? You have a fucking super jump, so jump already. You should clear them easy.

>>301370
Are these rape tentacles? Or not-rape tentacles?
If they're not-rape tentacles then time-stop before you jump over. Otherwise jump in and teach them a think or two about tentacle rape.

So rape the tentacles, it says in the name what you're supposed to do to them. I don't see this is hard at all.

Mallo 2011/05/04(Wed)15:16 No. 301481 ID: 6c068e
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>rape the tentacles

......


Mallo has safely made it across the pit.
There's a door with odd scribbles on it.

Tried knocking yet? If that doesn't do anything knock a hole in the wall near the door and walk through that.

Minithulu it up. He should understand the language.
Are you bleeding?

>>301496
i think she has those panties on backwards.

anyway yeah, minithulu should be able to read freaky language.
cause to me it looks like
tio yxtckitq sax oyet

>>301516
oh wait
it's telling to to sing or make the yakity sax theme. Tap it or hum it.

>>301517
No, it means the next room involves a yakety sax chase scene.
Be prepared to run around in pointless circles.

Mallo 2011/05/06(Fri)02:31 No. 301811 ID: ff053c
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>Punch the wall!

PUNCH!

Mallo 2011/05/06(Fri)02:32 No. 301812 ID: ff053c
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That didn't work... Seems like Mallo's powers are drained near this door..

well, may as well try signing yakety sax, can't hurt.

>>301812
Go back over to the other side, wait for your energy to rebuild, summon Minithulu, and have him read it from there.

wait.. is it say 'say open'? say open.

Say "OPEN".

I think the scribbles say:
NO PUNCHING
SAY
OPEN

But that only works if the first x is different from the second x.

>>301854
This seems plausible, and I suspect they are sufficiently distinct. Interesting they'd have a warning against punching though.

>>301881
i would say it's a good thing mallo hit the wall instead of the door then.

Mallo 2011/05/06(Fri)23:07 No. 302152 ID: 6c068e
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>Are you bleeding?

That is a heart. This is Mallo's favorite pair on underwear. Do not judge her.

>Say 'open'

.... Mallo says Open.
...

-Click- The door opens.
ASFGHDAJGADFDSFHGGGSHGAF!!!!!?!?!!!

Mallo swears they just love messing with her!

Mallo 2011/05/06(Fri)23:09 No. 302154 ID: 6c068e
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She goes into the next room.

hrmmm
what's the short wall made off? is the top sharp?

Hmm. We can either jump over or punch the wall.

>>302154
Use the GIANT CANDLE to smack the box out of the 'summoning circle'. (They got it all wrong, but they might have the spot trapped or something.)

Mallo 2011/05/08(Sun)14:01 No. 302514 ID: 529eff
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>Wall wall wall

It's a fucking pole dammit!
Mallo can duck under it if she wants but it seems loose enough to pry/punch off.

push on the wall hard, see if it seems loose, could be a crusher trap and the pole is holding it in place.

Mallo 2011/05/08(Sun)14:27 No. 302522 ID: 529eff
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>Push on wall.

Seems stable enough..

okay, slow but safe way is to push it too the floor and then push one end forward some and then other end. alternate until is pushes the powerup box out of the circle.

No, fuck it. Punch the damn pole.

don't touch the pole, crawl on the floor without touching it to get to the box.

>>302532
the box is OBVIOUSLY siting in the middle of a pentagram. entering pentagrams probably does bad things.

Remove the pole, and use it to push the box outside the pentagram, then open the box.

I had an idea, without touching anything else, erase the word "NO" leaving just "summons"

>>302603
I like this idea.

Mallo 2011/05/19(Thu)13:07 No. 305271 ID: 9f0b5c
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>TOUCH POLE
>DON'T TOUCH POLE

...

>Wipe out the No.

Well that sounds as good as any other plan.
Mallo manages to wipe the No off the wall

okay, summon minithulu outside the circle and have him enter and push the box out.

Mallo 2011/05/19(Thu)13:19 No. 305273 ID: 9f0b5c
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>Summon Minithullu, push box out of circle.

Mallo does just this.
she blows a kiss to him as he poofs away again.

Well that was ea

Mallo 2011/05/19(Thu)13:24 No. 305277 ID: 9f0b5c
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[i]Snap[i]
SLAM

OH FUCK

what just happened?!? jump through the door if the danger is immediate!!! if not then grab the powerup and then go through door.

>>305277
Grab upgrade; leave room!

>>305277
Upgrade! Strength! Bust out like the cool-aid man!

>>305417
Yes, this may be absurd enough to work. Remember to say, "Oh yeah!" as you burst from the room or else it might not. If this turns you into a giant glass jug for a moment then wait and it should pass.

Mallo 2011/05/22(Sun)17:21 No. 306055 ID: 2b504b
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OH YEAH!

Mallo powers up her punch and smashes the wall into the next room!

Mallo 2011/05/22(Sun)17:23 No. 306056 ID: 2b504b
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She hears someone

>"Welcome Mallo! This is the final chamber of this place! MY chamber! In this room your powers are locked away and the only key out of the room is with me! Not only that but the door is now locked behind you and the room is slowly filling with a special gas that will render you completely a normal cat person!"

Well the obvious answer is to escape before the gas has a chance to effect you. Jump across the room and punch in the glass. Or if he's an idiot and never put in glass just punch him in the face.
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if he neglected the glass, knowing this place.

run and jump or duck under every hole in the wall.

>>306056
"I smashed through the wall fucktard! There is no door!" Leave through the hole in the wall. Start smashing walls in the other direction.

"Where's the fun in this? The challenge? Are you some kind of pussy? You must be! What's your name, pussy?"

>>306065
Yeah, step back through the hole you made. Try going a little further on the death path looking for powerups and wait for this guy to run out of gas so you can come back here safely.
I mean seriously, laughing about a closed door when you broke through the damn wall? Is this a recording or something?

If stepping through the hole in the wall is a no go, ask him to let you through, politely, and if that doesn't work try knocking on the door ahead.

Mallo 2011/05/22(Sun)20:52 No. 306110 ID: 2b504b
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Yeah the giant hole in the wall makes sure the gas doesn't really affect her.

>Knock on door.

Mallo walks up to the exit door and knocks on it.

Eduardo opens it us

"Yes?"

.....

jam foot in door and punch his face.

"May I please come in?"

>>306110
Say meow. Then eat his face.

>>306110
Grab him by his skinny neck. "You owe me a favor. I already won, so what you are doing to do is this: turn off all the traps, open every door, and then I'm going to drag you around and you will get me all of the upgrades here. Every. Last. One."

>>306111 // >>306114
Geez, right now Eduardo owes us a favour, but if we pull that kind of crap we might not get out of this place even with that.

Kiss that magnificent bastard!

>>306138
This followed by a punch to the face, delicious chaos.

>>306139
But not a punch that's likely to decapitate him or harm him lots. Y'know, only a bruise or less. He's supposed to be terrified of how we could have killed him instead of dead.

>>306110
"I thought we had come to an understanding."

Grab him, toss him into the gas room, then walk through the door towards the exit. Close and lock the door behind you, and next time you see him he'll be a completely normal catfolk.

Mallo 2011/05/24(Tue)02:11 No. 306417 ID: e6df26
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Mallo grabs Eduardo

>"You owe me a favor. I already won, so what you are doing to do is this: turn off all the traps, open every door, and then I'm going to drag you around and you will get me all of the upgrades here. Every. Last. One."

>"O-Okay! No problem! There're no more powerups though!"

He presses a button and Mallo hears several clicks.
He leads her through a long hallway and into another room.
Inside of the room is THAT ONE FUCKER.

"Hello Mallo, E. I am disappointed in you E. You Mallo have surprised me yet again. I always expect you to die. It seems the Elder Gods have more in store for you.
As a reward I will answer one question of your whether it be one of deep importance or something as silly as what the hell is wrong with my eyes."

"why are you making me go through these mazes and stuff?"

>>306417
"Why are you punching yourself?"

Then grab his arm and make him punch himself.

NAHHH he's probably too tough for you to do that, still. Instead, ask him why he's so strong.

nono, perfect thing
"how can i win the game?"

>>306417
What makes you worth listening to?

What do I have to do to make you stop messing with me!?

Suggestion 2011/05/24(Tue)12:29 No. 306480 ID: 6930ef
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>>306420
It must be done.

"Why does everybody always have to mess with me? I'm just out to cause a little chaos."

>>306480
No, let's not waste this chance.

We must ask him something that helps us get rid of the fucker, something like >>306429 or maybe "How can I most easily defeat you?"

Dont attack THAT ONE FUCKER, he's probably the FINAL BOSS of something and you're not strong enough yet.

You should probably ask him what his weakness is.

"Totally not a question, but don't be hatin' on E for paying back a favor. That's all gentlemanly like."

Mallo 2011/05/25(Wed)22:15 No. 306777 ID: e6df26
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>"Totally not a question, but don't be hatin' on E for paying back a favor. That's all gentlemanly like."

"True. Very well."

>"How can I most easily defeat you?"

"You alone can not. I could crush you by thinking about it enough. However there are other chaos users out there. If you can get them to work with you then I would most likely lose in a fight. I am fairly certain I'm safe. You may leave now."

With a click the door behind him open. Mallo can see Smile Town outside.

"Or you can go into another one of my special mazes."

>>306777
...What's the reward?

hmm... while we are pretty powerful scarlet x still beat you pretty easily, we need more power. ask how many powerups are in the maze. if more then 5 accept, if less then no.

Mallo 2011/05/25(Wed)22:44 No. 306788 ID: e6df26
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>Ask about reward and such.

"I see you're interested. If you go into this one you'll gain a weapon that will help you greatly in the next battle you find yourself in. I warn you though, your powers may not all work in -this- universe. But that means anything you gain is immune to powers in our universe"

>>306788
Yessss. Moar power.

>>306788
This is such a retarded thing to do that only a lunatic would consider it.

You get your power from chaos, so step through.

sure.

>>306788
Agree and demand your complimentary deal-making cigar. It's villain code of conduct. You both make a badass puff and handshake.
Then ask for some clothes. I get that we're naked but I dunno, it's lost it's flavor. Deus Ex/matrix-esqe trench coat will do nicely.

>>306788
INTO THE BLUE

Say "Do you really think I would willingly go into a place where I am as powerless as the day I cut my ears and tail off?" then jump straight for the portal.

Flip a coin! For chaos!

>>306934
Flip a coin, then ignore the outcome and go in regardless.

Mallo 2011/05/27(Fri)02:18 No. 307091 ID: e6df26
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>Demand Cigar

Mallo doesn't smoke. Drinks more then a fratboy but never smokes.

>Demand awesome clothes.

MALLO GETS SOME AWESOME CLOTHES. GOD DAMN THOSE CLOTHES ARE AWESOME.

>"Do you really think I would willingly go into a place where I am as powerless as the day I cut my ears and tail off?"

Mallo shakes her head then jumps into the portal.

Mallo 2011/05/27(Fri)02:20 No. 307093 ID: e6df26
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Oh f

Mallo 2011/05/27(Fri)02:21 No. 307096 ID: e6df26
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Omph!
That fuckin hurt.

What kinda creepy ass place is this? Some kinda... Techno-horror farm?

>>307096
Is that a crate? FUCK THAT! Break that shit open!
Tear down that tarp! Rip that dummy apart!

CHAOS THIS PLACE UP!

>>307096
I smell DEliCIOuS CHaOS cANDieS inside that dummy! Get em!

oh fuck I know this puzzle.
Get the hand from the mailslot, put it in the tube in the other room.

I dunno.. seems kinda chaotic already. But it's acting all scary and stuff so you might as well kick it's ass.

Tear down the tarp, open the box and keep an eye on that dummy.

murder dummy.

Don't harm the dummy, it will destroy you. Instead bring it with you, it's clearly the ultimate weapon of this world.

>>307103
Do this, because there's no better option. And the box may contain something that will slaughter you when you open it, so don't do so.

>>307130
Fuck THAT! I totally saw that dummy give you the stink-eye when you weren't looking!
Teach it a lesson!
RIP AND TEAR!

Y'know, nothing is attacking us yet as far as we can tell, I think it might be wise to figure out which of our powers still work and how much they do.

Mallo 2011/06/09(Thu)14:19 No. 311030 ID: 6dcbfa
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>Get the hand in the other room
>Take Dummy.

Well got the CREEPY DUMMY.
Let's check the other room.

Oh hey, this one's less bloody then the one before.
That's a good sign right?

Probably not. The traps in here probably haven't been set off.

is that a hand in the Z-hatch? also feel out your powers can you tell which ones are locked?

Mallo 2011/06/09(Thu)14:37 No. 311044 ID: 6dcbfa
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>Which powers are locked?

As far as Mallo can tell they all are.

>Is that a hand.

Nope, that is a Monstrous Head now poking it's way out of the hatch.

>>311044
Bash its skull in with the dummy.

jump over it and up the ladder!

>>311044
Kick its head so it goes right up, it'll hit the wall with it's neck and if you're lucky the head will keep going.

Mallo 2011/06/09(Thu)14:59 No. 311066 ID: 6dcbfa
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>Kick, Bash

NOPE

>Run

Sounds good! Mallo leaps over the thing and climbs the ladder near it

go go go!

Well, what's up there?

>>311066
Tell the guy he's in the wrong horror setting. The hotel he's supposed to spook is in California and he's missing his hat. It should make him self-conscious.

Mallo 2011/06/09(Thu)16:17 No. 311129 ID: 6dcbfa
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>Go go go!

Going!

>What's up there?

Mallo is to freaked out to fully examine her surroundings. She does notice a... Fishing hook?

Freak out at the gravity of the situation!

Also, are those bars that are now over the floor hatch you entered by? (And examine the ceiling while you are at it.)

Thats no fish hook! Aquire MEAN RIGHT HOOK.

get HOOK, equip as weapon. then examine surroundings.

>>311129
Roll the barrel over and dump it down the hatch onto the monster if it's trying to climb up.

Mallo 2011/06/09(Thu)17:28 No. 311196 ID: 6dcbfa
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>Are those bars that are now over the floor hatch you entered by?

Huh, that's weird. Though this whole place is fucking insane so it makes sense.

>Get hook
Got it. Mallo can feel a surge of power coming from the thing!

>Examine surroundings.

Mallo looks around a bit. She sees something dangling from the ceiling.

Mallo 2011/06/09(Thu)17:29 No. 311197 ID: 6dcbfa
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Something drops down onto the ground. It stares at Mallo.

A portal opens up behind it.

>>311196
We came here for weapon, right? uhhhhh maybe it's the hook?

open LOCKER to your left. perhaps it has something you can use as a distraction?

>>311197
Do not fight this dude. You WILL lose.

Yeah. Just. Leave that guy alone. He's indestructible. If you really have no choice but to fight him, try hitting him with the dummy.

You got what you came for and that guy is unbeatable, RUN FOR THE PORTAL!

>>311197
Get ready to dodge, and start inching along the wall to go around it to the portal. May as well tell it that you'd like to leave now.

>>311205
Oh wait, take the dummy hostage! Heheh. Or at least, distract him with it.

>>311205
He has been proven able to regenerate from physical weapons (even when used with extreme strength) and massive explosions, but injury can temporarily slow him down. And it is possible (if not a good idea to bet on) that the hook's 'power' can do something about him.

Throw the dummy at him!

Also, taking the dummy with you might or might not be a terrible idea depending on how well you can deal with (likely hostile) fragments of eldrich things.

Mallo 2011/06/09(Thu)18:31 No. 311268 ID: 6dcbfa
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>Use the Dummy!

Mallo tosses the dummy at the BIG SCARY GUY and makes a run for it!
She jumps through the portal

Mallo 2011/06/09(Thu)18:34 No. 311272 ID: 6dcbfa
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And finds herself back outside of Smile Town

"Well well. Congratulations Mallo. You did quite well."

Mallo asks what the fuck does he want.

"Just to chat. I'm not scheduled to do anything right now so I thought I would check up on you. I also thought I'd give you a a bit more assistance. That is, if you want it."

Mallo asks what kind.

"A hint."

Mallo Quest 2 End Mallo 2011/06/09(Thu)18:46 No. 311277 ID: 6dcbfa
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"One of the people you will need help from to defeat me...

Is Scarlet X"

....
Mallo so fucking saw that coming.

>>311277
With any luck it will require you to earn her loyalty and respect via kicking her ass.

Kick her in the crotch. Then timestop and kick her in the crotch more! Then throw Minithulu at her while timestopped

>>311277
...him wanting to help you with Scarlet X is suspicious. Maybe we should contact her and talk to her about what she's been doing.

>>311348
He probably thinks that Mallo would never want to join Scarlet X and if she tried to team up then the result would just be one killing the other.

In short he is overconfident.