>>292713
REVOKE THE UN CHARTER

Nuke Miriam. Fucking bitch.

Put your hand in warm water! Now!

Call out for Sweet Miss Dilia

play Zakharov. out tech everyone and win with your Superior weapons.

>>292728

>>292721
do this before your wrist falls off from venji overdose

>>292728
Careful, now. We don't want him to become "preoccupied" in a PG-rated quest.

>>292713
Tamper with the game files, crush your enemies with your new godmode weapons

I've never actually gotten a chance to play Alpha Centauri so forgive me if I make a lot of mistakes

Pact everyone, race to Doctrine:Air Power.

SLINKOQUEST Deadbeard 2011/04/01(Fri)17:24 No. 292757 ID: f157b7
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>>292718
>>292719
You do so. Suddenly, and for NO RAISIN, you lose.

>>292721
>>292739
You get a bowl of hot water, but not remembering which hand needed it, you just leave it on the table.

>>292728
>>292733
So instead you call out for your sweet Miss Dilia.

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SLINKOQUEST Deadbeard 2011/04/01(Fri)17:25 No. 292758 ID: f157b7
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She appears from the other room. You are like 10% certain she is not a cow.

"What are you yelling for, Slinkoboy?"

>>292758

Ask her for a glass of fresh milk

Tell her that your computer sucks and that you need a better one.

>~
>show me the money
>ENTER

Give her your newly acquired wealth to go get the new computer.

Nice, i was waiting for this quest for a long long time!

>>292758
ask her why she's so dammed flat

SLINKOQUEST Deadbeard 2011/04/01(Fri)18:18 No. 292800 ID: f157b7
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>>292762
That is perverted and she totally wouldn't do that!

>>292771
She isn't!

SLINKOQUEST Deadbeard 2011/04/01(Fri)18:18 No. 292802 ID: f157b7
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>>292763
There is no way that would wo-

>CHEAT ACTIVATED

>>292802

HELL YES!

>~
>spawn_venji_20
>ENTER

>>292802
now try "Juggydancesquad"

Suggestion 2011/04/01(Fri)18:29 No. 292813 ID: 8092e6
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>"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
>delete

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>>292804
OH NOOOOOOOOO

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SLINKOQUEST Deadbeard 2011/04/01(Fri)19:18 No. 292864 ID: f157b7
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Now what do we do?!

>>292813
Oh jeez!
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Deadbeard 2011/04/01(Fri)19:20 No. 292866 ID: f157b7
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THE END

HUGS: 0/1000
HOT HANDS: 0/1
UPDATES: NEVER
TOZOLS: TOO MANY

Cutscene END

So... bad end?

wait... i'm pretty sure you summoned penji, not venji.