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292798 No. 292798 ID: 15b51b

Previous threads can be found here: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Apocalyption

>Recap: Coralina discovered the Orb of Infinite Psyche out in the wastelands in the middle of nowhere. Upon explaining her problems, the Orb decided to help her try and stop Lord Vresch from conquering the planet. However, upon meeting him, Lord Vresch offered Coralina the position of LEADER OF THE WORLD.
>But then Rastin did a bunch of annoying shit and Cora got fed up with all this faffing about and not summoning demons and fucked off back to the wastelands to not faff about and not not summon demons.
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No. 292801 ID: f88f02

So... she IS going to summon demons?
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No. 292805 ID: 15b51b
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292805

Wait, seriously?

Uh... I don't suppose you might be Adorjan the Scourging Winds, by any chance?
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No. 292821 ID: 2ea108

ABANDON YOUR LOVED ONES

STAB THINGS TO HELP THEM BECOME ENLIGHTENED

GIGGLE MURDER ZOOM ZOOM
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No. 292822 ID: 1854db

Uhh... yes! That is correct and not false at all.
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No. 292824 ID: 2563d4

>>292805
GODDAMNIT ANOTHER BORING OLD HUMAN

YOU'D BETTER HAVE A NICE RACK UNDER ALL THAT FABRIC
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No. 292825 ID: f88f02

>>292805
Uh

Yes
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No. 292842 ID: 15b51b
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292842

>YOU'D BETTER HAVE A NICE RACK UNDER ALL THAT FABRIC
Yes it's very nice to see you, too. Back in one piece, I see. That's just, great. Got the band back together and so on.

I'll save us some time. I finally caught on that the whole 'new ruler of Neotis' offer was, eh, either Vresch yanking my chain, or Rastin yanking my chain, or some more elaborate scheme to bring about chain-yanking. Let no chain go un-yanked.

So I decided to buy a new hat and go out here and summon giant monsters to go knock over Vresch's giant evil city shaped like his face. But instead you popped out.
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No. 292843 ID: 15b51b
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292843

...Which is probably just as well, because I just noticed I forgot to add the extra line to the trunk of the Arboreal Star.

So, uh... Now that you're here, any bright ideas?

>GIGGLE MURDER ZOOM ZOOM

Any other bright ideas?
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No. 292845 ID: 1854db

>>292843
Summon again with the line drawn in correctly?

Fuck, I don't know. What is there nearby that we can faff about in?
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No. 292847 ID: 8c73c8

it's a fate thing. didn't really like the others. so we magically found our way back to you. anyway, you need something immune to bullets. is this 'Scourging Winds' character actually made of wind?
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No. 292855 ID: 8bc1ac

>>292843
I don't see anything wrong with trying to summon another demon. Like, the worst that happens is you get another us, apparently. Or I suppose you might fuck up the binding and then go blind and another demon takes over the rest of the world. I guess some people might consider that worse. Mostly those that haven't met us.
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No. 292861 ID: 78edaa

Sorry about the.. umm.. I think we get less useful when away from people for too long.

Okay, time to focus. You and us. Take your time to make sure you get all the symbols right. There's little chance of taking down Vresch with a single summon, but Adorjan should be capable of some damage. It might be worth the risk to round up a group of unbound summons with the proper temperaments to work together and take over the world ruin the city before dying horribly to the remnants of Vresch's forces.

Also if the summon goes wrong throw us at them; we'll be extremely distracting and goad them to attack the city.
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No. 292879 ID: 15b51b
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292879

>second verse same as the first
>a little bit louder and a little bit worse
There is a sound of high, piping flutes made from the chiseled bones of infant monsters born beyond angular space. A bleating of ancient, malfean death given impossible shape.
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No. 292880 ID: 15b51b
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292880

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No. 292881 ID: 07416a

>>292880
READ THE NOTE
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No. 292882 ID: 15b51b
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292882

Okay we need a new plan.

You guys know about all kinds of things I've never heard of, right? Maybe I could summon something else? Or do something entirely different, like look for wasteland survivors? Just help me ruin this fucking city, okay?

>group of unbound summons
I can't do that with normal summons. I can only do as many normal summons as I have eyes. Not counting my Vresch eye.
I CAN summon more than one demon with no binding. But. Then there'll be no binding. Not necessarily completely suicidal, but I didn't bring my running shoes.
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No. 292883 ID: 07416a

>>292882
Summon some running shoes. What are you, stupid?
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No. 292885 ID: dad664

>>292882
Summon a Dire Tozol.
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No. 292887 ID: 1854db

>>292885
I agree.
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No. 292889 ID: 8c73c8

yes a dire tozol would probably work.
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No. 292903 ID: 2563d4

>>292882
THE EVIL BABY JESUS IS FURIOUS.

Only cuddly Dire Tozols can sooth his wrath. I guess they might also have other uses.
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No. 292906 ID: 2ea108

Summon a terrible juggernaught to crush your enemies.
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No. 292914 ID: 15b51b
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292914

>tozol
I already told you I don't know what that is.

But hey, what the hell, I just told you to tell me things I don't know about, so here we go!
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No. 292915 ID: 15b51b
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292915

Woah!
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No. 292919 ID: 15b51b
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292919

What.

This big... spherical... thing just fell and nearly crushed me. It's made of stone on the top and bottom, with a bunch of metal walls and stuff in between.
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No. 292922 ID: 8c73c8

say "any tozols in there?"
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No. 292923 ID: 1854db

>>292919
Wait a moment to see if anything comes out. When nothing does, get in there and look around.
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No. 292926 ID: 07416a

>>292914
Can't you see through their eyes? WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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No. 292938 ID: d6ae01

Look for a spigot on the outside of the construction. It should be labeled as the "Tozzle nozzle".
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No. 292941 ID: 15b51b
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292941

>get in there and look around.
It's very gray. It smells like cordite, ozone, and coffee.

I'll look for explosives (and coffee) while you guys think of another thing to try. Or like, a plan to break that city. Let's stay on task, here. City that looks like a face. Win condition is making it not look like their face anymore. Which means making it look like a different city, or my face, or, y'know, fire.

>Can't you see through their eyes?
The binding didn't succeed (can't imagine why) so no.
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No. 292942 ID: 1854db

Use the palm scanner!
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No. 292946 ID: 8c73c8

hmmm.... in that case try to summon a Space Shark. they can shoot lasers.
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No. 292947 ID: 2563d4

>>292941
Touch all the things. Especially that thing there. You might need to use your tongue.
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No. 292949 ID: 00d3d5

>>292941
It looks like you grabbed everything in a decently large radius around the Tozol.
That's entirely expected, since Tozols are immune to magic.

Summon yourself to the Tozols.
You can use an alternate binding method to keep them from killing you. The invocation is "Hey, my universe doesn't have those diplomats or ascendi jerks. Wanna come?"
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No. 292973 ID: 15b51b
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292973

>touch everything
I find a coffee pot and pour myself a mug. All the comforts of home!

>try to summon a Space Shark. they can shoot lasers.
Neato. I'll do that just as soon as wait what the hell is that thing?
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No. 292975 ID: 8c73c8

it's a jabberwock. very fast. try not to make a smell.
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No. 292976 ID: c128cf

>>292973
Make sure it doesn't fuck you.
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No. 292977 ID: b6122c

try to tame it
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No. 292978 ID: d6ae01

Summon another one of it directly on top of itself. That way you can find out if it's useful really, really quickly.
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No. 292979 ID: c128cf

Also throw the orb at it. I GUESS.
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No. 292985 ID: 15b51b
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292985

>Summon another one
Summoning needs a circle. I could try conjuring one out of nothing, which is different, but I'm not sure if oh god it saw me!

>Also throw the orb at it.
OKAY BYE!
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No. 292986 ID: 15b51b
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292986

???

Hi!

Hihihi!

Hi!
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No. 292987 ID: f88f02

>>292986
hihihihihi!

Eat? Food?

Smash!
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No. 292988 ID: 8c73c8

human give food, nice human. not eat.
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No. 292990 ID: 1854db

>>292986
Hello! Play?
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No. 292996 ID: e3f578

Let the human ride you, you will be a mighty steed of many stories! AND GET ALL THE LADY WABBAJOCKS
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No. 293000 ID: 15b51b
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293000

>hihihihihi!
HIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!

>LADY WABBAJOCKS
Yay! I am the most virile!

>Eat? Food?
>Hello! Play?
Okay!!! Up we go! I will eat the food! I will eat ALL THE FOOD!
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No. 293001 ID: 78edaa

Today's food is special. It's enormous. Don't eat any snacks because we need room. See that big thing in the distance? ALL FOOD. Let's go! Run right now!
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No. 293004 ID: 1854db

>>293001
Yeah, there's the thing! Out in the distance! Ignore this pink creature human thing.
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No. 293005 ID: 8c73c8

it is virile female behind small human, mate mate mate.
ignore small human it is not important.
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No. 293046 ID: 15b51b
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293046

Oof!

Oh ho! Now is play-times!

>Yeah, there's the thing! Out in the distance! Ignore this pink creature human thing.
I chem to the friendly (hihihihi!) about this!!
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No. 293047 ID: 1854db

Wrestling time!
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No. 293048 ID: 737853

"Wrestling" time.
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No. 293053 ID: 15b51b
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293053

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No. 293056 ID: 1854db

I am shocked that Coralina didn't just dismiss her created creature once the wrestling started.
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No. 293057 ID: 8c73c8

maybe she didn't realize what was going on? just looks like they are trying to kill eachother.
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No. 293063 ID: 15b51b
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293063

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No. 293065 ID: 15b51b
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293065

There you are!

It isn't easy finding a little thing in a patch of sand when you can't see.

Thanks for, uh, whatever you did, I guess. The two whatevers are racing off towards Neotis now. There's fair odds a guard-bot will blow them away, but at least I won't get eaten.
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No. 293066 ID: f88f02

>>293065
is that a robot arm
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No. 293069 ID: 78edaa

>>293065
They plan to eat it, which is not quite an optimal plan but good enough to stick in their minds.

Also there might be eggs not sure how these things work best not to stick around for too long.

So what happens if you unbind this place while you're inside it?
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No. 293070 ID: 8c73c8

well if you feel the one you are bound to start to get killed then unbind before you get any psychic backlash.

speaking of feedback did you feel anything after your jabber knocked the other one off?
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No. 293071 ID: 15b51b
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293071

>is that a robot arm
No. Sort of. Uh.

Listen. After my deal with-the-devil turned into a big-stupid-game-show-with-the-devil, I got kinda pissed off and maybe kinda hit the town with Remi, and she's all big on technology, y'know, and, see, most people get drunk and maybe wake up with a tattoo or something, as opposed to hypothetically a cybernetic spinal extension, and it kinda sorta made me angrily drive out here so I could summon something to burn down Neotis...

...wait, did you say eggs?
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No. 293073 ID: 15b51b
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293073

Aw.
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No. 293077 ID: 8c73c8

wait you wanted to burn it down because your girlfriend got you a badass robot tail? i am disappoint.
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No. 293113 ID: 00d3d5

>>293071
She got you a badass cyborg tail? Stop being mad and marry that girl!
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No. 293116 ID: d6ae01

>>293113
Better yet, just marry your tail there.
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