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314287 No. 314287 ID: 950529

>"...Do you have that on file?"
>"No, but I can copy it for you."
>"That's okay, just make a note that we need to send and email to the club president."
>Rocco: "Hey- uh- Hello."
>Rachel: "Ah- Welcome back, Rosho."
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No. 314288 ID: 950529
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314288

>Krystal: "Hey!"
>Rachel: "Did everything work out with your sister?"
>Rocco: "Yeah, everything is fine now."
>Krystal: "Oh? What happened? Did ya have a falling out?"
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No. 314290 ID: 99da04

Tell her everything
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No. 314293 ID: 835a2d

>>314288
"Sort of. But it's better now!"
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No. 314294 ID: 5c0446

"something like that. but its settled now"

change the subject and see what you can do to help with whatever they are working on
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No. 314295 ID: 40cb26

>>314288
"Well no- it was but... we worked it out."

>>314290
Not EVERYTHING! God!
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No. 314296 ID: 9801a2

>>314288
urg, those eyes. Krystal seems nice but god does she creep me out.
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No. 314299 ID: 234c26

>>314290
Hell no. Everything covers way, way too much.

>>314288
Say no, you were worried but it all got sorted, and then ask if you can help them with anything. Remember, you want to keep the focus of conversations on other people whenever possible rather than giving them the opportunity to think about and question you.
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No. 314301 ID: 0d095c

>>314294
This. DON'T TELL THEM EVERYTHING. YOU'LL GET RAPED. BY EVERYONE.
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No. 314302 ID: c0d1e1

Personally I think the stutter approach isn't always going to be the best response to talking about your sister. It's fine here, where she's just curious. I think it would be better if when discussing matter involving your sister you be a bit more... forceful. She's someone important to you, and you wont have anyone talking shit about her. Plus you've implied that part of your 'social anxiety' comes from seperation from your sister, and in general people social problems are overly defencive of the things they love.
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No. 314303 ID: 99da04

>>314301
Yeah, tell her everything
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No. 314305 ID: 5d21ac

You did have a falling out but it's better now.
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No. 314310 ID: 950529
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314310

Right- I'll- Yes, I'll just- Yeah, I have to be a bit- Okay.

>Rocco: "Y- Yeah, we did, but- It's okay now. A little fight won't keep us apart. What- uh- What are you doing? Can I help?"
>Rachel: "We are looking over the messages I received. Krystal files them in order of priority- One of your responsibilities as the vice president will be to address the lower priority ones, and assist me with the real important ones. They're mostly requests for help, mediation, advice, or a complaint..."
>Krystal: "Some of them are loveletters!"
>Rachel: "I will handle those personally."
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No. 314312 ID: 5b95eb

"Ooo, let me see!"
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No. 314313 ID: 07416a

>>314310
Yes! Read them out loud!
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No. 314314 ID: 40cb26

>>314310
Haha well now, isn't that what I said? Everyone has a crush on her! You're in good company.

Giggle a bit and say all those letters must take her a while. Does she really give them all a fair read? Do some of them ask for help too? Don't act too smooth here... but I doubt you could anyway.

Then serious up a bit and start on the low priority ones for them.
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No. 314315 ID: 7a8957

Start reading over her shoulder
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No. 314316 ID: 234c26

>>314310
Ask how many of those she normally gets.

If they take "those" to mean love letters, blush and clarify that you meant requests in general. If they take "those" to mean requests in general, blush and clarify that you meant love letters.
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No. 314317 ID: 223884

...I don't know why, but an intense desire to know more about those love letters has come over me.

Attain them.
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No. 314318 ID: 223884

Oh yeah, remember to stutter and blush a bit more. You're a bit too comfortable right now and it's showing. A social disability such as the one you're emanating shouldn't be that easy to get over.
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No. 314319 ID: 40cb26

>>314318
Rosho had a meeting with her sister so a little bit of being at ease is fine. And warming up to Rachel counts for something too.
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No. 314326 ID: 1854db

>>314310
Don't be grabbin' anything. Sounds like by 'I will be handling those personally' she means nobody else should be looking at them.
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No. 314331 ID: 07416a

>>314326
Exactly why we want to see!
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No. 314335 ID: 7bfeb5

Previous thread: >>309592
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No. 314344 ID: 950529
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314344

>Rocco: "Ooh.. C- I mean- uh- Can I-"
>Rachel: "I'm sorry, they're priva-"
>Krystal: "Dear miss president."

Wh- Suddenly the atmosphere changes drastically. Krystal- The air around her intensifies-

>Krystal: "I am in distress- Not due to something terrible.. No- It's due to you. I have hidden and fought these feelings for so long, but now they must come out. It is exactly what you think... And while I know that I have no chance to be your lover, I pray every day for a miracle- Yet I know no answer will come, because the miracle... was meeting you."
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No. 314345 ID: 950529
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314345

>Krystal: "Heh heh heh.."
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No. 314349 ID: 99da04

Ask Krystal if those are her heartfelt feelings.
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No. 314351 ID: 7bfeb5

>>314345
Tell her she's good at dramatic readings.
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No. 314352 ID: 07416a

>>314345
"Wow Crystal, you really feel that way?"
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No. 314353 ID: 234c26

>>314349
Deadpan voice, and that will be hilarious.

That said, not sure how well we could pull it off with stuttery blushy persona. If we're not willing to risk it, I'd go back to recommending >>314316.
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No. 314354 ID: 40cb26

"...Does that happen a lot?" If she asks if she meant the letters or Kystal, the answer is yes.
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No. 314356 ID: 2d15f2

Ooh, ooh, your turn. Grab one and start reading aloud.
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No. 314361 ID: 5b95eb

"How romantic"
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No. 314366 ID: 950529
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314366

>Rocco: "..Is.. Is that- Are those your- your-"
>Krystal: "Hahaha! I know Rachel well enough to know how lame she really is."
>Rachel: "Let- Let me see that!!"
>Krystal: "Ahahaha!"
>Rocco: "Does- Does she- uh- get- uh- get a lot?"
>Krystal: "At least one a week! And sooo many cards and chocolates on valentines!"
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No. 314367 ID: 40cb26

>>314366
Hah ah man I gotta know, does she really read them all? Does she answer them and turn them down or lead them on? Is that it is she just in it for the chocolate? Such a tease!
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No. 314369 ID: 198b83

Suggest that you think it's a kind gesture and that she shouldn't feel embarrassed.
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No. 314371 ID: 5d21ac

>>314366
Mention how sweet that is, that Rachel is so beloved by the student body. Tell Rachel that anyone would be lucky to have her, girl or boy. Blush while you say it.

Brace for nosebleed.
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No. 314372 ID: 234c26

>>314366
"Well, everyone does seem to admire her a lot... I guess it's not surprising. Though, um, I would have expected less, uh, romance in a school without boys."
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No. 314376 ID: 1854db

>>314366
You know what this means, Rocco? There's a good number of lesbians on campus. Girls. Together. Naked.
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No. 314386 ID: 5b95eb

rush over and look at the laptop
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No. 314396 ID: 950529
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314396

>Rocco: "That's- That's so sweet! Though I- I mean- I- uh- I didn't... I didn't expect- uh- so much ro-romance without boys-"
>Krystal: "Ahh, but that's the beauty of it~ All these teenage girls full of hormones, reading all their light novels and watching their lovecoms.. Then suddenly, this cool calm white knight appears, and their little hearts can't take it any more~ ♥"
>Rachel: "Get off me."
>Rocco: "Well- I- I can imagine it. The president is- uh- I mean- I understand why she's so loved- Whoever- uh- Her boyfriend is very lucky."
>Krystal: "Oh, Rosho! Do you have a crush on the president as well?"
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No. 314398 ID: 950529
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314398

>Rocco: "Wh-"
>Rachel: "Alright, enough playing around. Back to work."

She- She abruptly pushes Krystal out of the way and pulls the laptop towards her.

>Krysal: "Okay, bosssss!"
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No. 314399 ID: 234c26

>>314398
Take a seat and ask what you should do to start. Perhaps ask where the fourth member of this merry band has gone.
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No. 314400 ID: 99da04

Remember that you are sleeping with her tonight.
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No. 314401 ID: 07416a

>>314398
Hug Rachel and say "Who wouldn't?"
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No. 314403 ID: 2d15f2

Right. Whats our first job? Lets show off our hard work and dedication!
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No. 314404 ID: 35e1a0

yes DEDICATION! start working.
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No. 314405 ID: 40cb26

Time to work and be serious! No matter how much fun she is to tease~
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No. 314406 ID: 1854db

>>314398
Krystal just accused you of being lesbo and also crushing on Rachel, so you'll want to blush a lot. Maybe stammer a little more than usual.

Avoid contact with Rachel, since obviously you would want to avoid confirming your crush.
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No. 314414 ID: 950529
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314414

Oh no- Oh dam- uh- dang- Dang!
Why did you say that- I- Why did she say that? I was just- It was-
I had already forgotten about how I felt- Ah, why is it coming back like this? I'm scared to even look at her-
Oh no- Having to sleep with her tonight...

>Rosho: "O-Okay, what should- What's my job?"
>Rachel: "Do you know how to read and send emails?"
>Rosho: "Y- ye- yes.."

I kinda- I just- I sit.

>Rachel: "Alright.. This folder has the lowest priority emails. This one for example.."

She opens one of the emails.

Dear president,
There are a few some things that worry me. I don't know who else to ask. I'll just get to the point:
Recently I heard that using tampons increases the chance of internal infection because it keeps it open, but I also heard that pads can cause rashes and external infection.
Are these claims true?
Do you know which is the least risky to use? Or which do you prefer?
Thank you in advance,
Elisabeth L.


..uh oh.

>Rachel: "This kind of question comes up a lot. Just reply with something generic, how each has advantages and disadvantages, and that she should just find out which is more comfortable for her personally."
>Rosho: "I- uh.."
>Rachel: "Do you think you can do that?"
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No. 314415 ID: 2d15f2

Quick! To Google and/or Wikipedia!
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No. 314416 ID: 5b95eb

"Yes ma'am!" fire off a salute and get to work
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No. 314417 ID: 99da04

>Assume embarrassed demeanor
>Tell Rachel that you haven't had a period yet.
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No. 314418 ID: 835a2d

Say yes with complete confidence, for once.

Don't worry. Someone in here HAS to know something...
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No. 314419 ID: 35e1a0

right, type up 'tampons only increase risk chance if worn improperly. when worn properly they do not increase the opening by any noticeable amount. flip-wise, pads cause rashes when they too are worn wrong. just make sure your choice is kept properly and don't get sloppy with it and you should be fine.'
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No. 314422 ID: d6ae01

She already told you that you're not giving any real answers here. This is an excellent time to practice your deflecting skills; trust us, you're going to be doing a LOT of deflecting in the coming months.
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No. 314423 ID: 2d15f2

Remind her to not get the scented kind, regardless of which choice she makes.
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No. 314424 ID: d7b78f

The only thing to avoid with this kind thing is if it's scented. Never get anything scented. Apart from that both are perfectly safe, and it comes down to personal comfort.
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No. 314425 ID: 234c26

>>314417
Do not do this.

>>314414
Say that you can handle this.

This is a perfect time to practice the fine art of talking (or typing) without actually saying anything meaningful. It's an important skill for anyone in politics, even student politics.

Also the internet can teach you almost anything.
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No. 314427 ID: 07416a

>>314417
DO THIS
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No. 314428 ID: 768e77

>>314417
I doubt that...
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No. 314429 ID: 543375

>>314427
Do not do this, you look like puberty hit you like a freight train already. Maybe if you weren't so adamant on fake tits and stuck to being flat chested, but too late now.
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No. 314430 ID: 234c26

>>314427
No, seriously, that's a terrible idea. Rocco is well past the age where that should have happened; that would be really unusual and draw questions that he doesn't need asked about his physical development. It would be a huge blow to his cover.
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No. 314431 ID: 696a6d

>>314417
Foolproof!
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No. 314432 ID: 5b95eb

Remember to respond with a a vague non-answer, like her example, to most of these. Don't write/say anything too embarassing!
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No. 314433 ID: 07416a

>>314429
I'm pretty sure she knows our tits are fake given that they were constantly shifting then changed size.
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No. 314435 ID: 234c26

>>314433
That doesn't matter. When in disguise, stick to the damn disguise even if you suspect that others have caught on, unless irrefutable proof is offered that doing so has become pointless. Suspicion of suspicion is no reason to let any act drop.

Also, Krystal may or may not have caught on to these things. She was exposed to us for much less time.
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No. 314436 ID: 768e77

>>314433
That's my assumption as well.
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No. 314437 ID: d7b78f

>>314433

We must protect our cover. The prez might be suspicious, but the other girl in the room isn't. We must maintain what we can, for as long as we can.
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No. 314438 ID: 35e1a0

stick with a story NO MATTER WHAT.
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No. 314439 ID: 223884

>>314433

Yeah, but we don't know that she knows that we know that, unless she makes it known that she knows so we don't know....

wait, wut?
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No. 314440 ID: 950529
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314440

Right- Yeah- Okay- No- I won't claim I haven't had my period yet. Uh... Right- uh- Ricci can help me fake one when the time comes- I mean- when I'm supposed to have one. It's- Just- One day a month? W-was that it?

Is- I mean- Don't girls have fake breasts too? Maybe- I mean- I- That's okay if they know, as long as they don't see that I don't have breasts at all...

Right- Okay- So... I just.. Right, okay- She just told me what to write so I just- I just- Just gotta.. Okay, I'll just-
Okay...

Uh..

Re: personal hygiene dilemma

Hello Elisabeth,
It was good of you to share your worries instead of keeping silent about it.
And I have good news for you; Neither product is dangerous to your health if used correctly. You should use whichever suits you personally.
Wishing you the best,
President Rachel


Is that- Is that okay? Uh-
Send, Save, Outbox, Inbox, Saved Drafts, Folders+, Settings, New Email, Log Out..?
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No. 314441 ID: 99da04

SEND TO EVERYONE ON THE MAIL LIST
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No. 314442 ID: 5b95eb

Ask if you should sign it with her name, or something like "The Student Council".

Once you get confirmation, send, return to the low priority folder, and keep at it.
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No. 314443 ID: 35e1a0

wait, how can you not know how to use a computer? how in the hell did you order us?
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No. 314444 ID: 234c26

>>314440
Show it to Rachel before anything else. You do not send out emails and sign them with someone else's name without their explicit permission.

>>314441
Do not do this if you value your life and reputation.
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No. 314445 ID: 07416a

>>314440
Rocco... You can't sleep with your fake breasts on. They won't stay in position. Go with operation no-period. It provides a great many potential answers and the best kind of lie is the one which is true.
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No. 314446 ID: 5b95eb

>>314445
no no no you're not good at ideas

don't do this
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No. 314447 ID: 234c26

>>314445
Can we not dump more worries on Rocco's head right now? That is a bad solution to that problem; it will only create additional problems.

All Rocco needs to do is get approval for this email, make sure that the signature line and address are correct, and then send it. The immediate objective here is to prove himself a diligent and competent worker in the eyes of the student council, not to mess with his cover.
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No. 314452 ID: 768e77

>>314440
Hey! Rocco! After you send that email, I want you to do something really quick for me. See if you can go to "http://quest.lv" (without the quotes), click on the splash image, and then click on quests on the far left column. With any luck, you'll be pleasantly surprised!
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No. 314457 ID: 950529
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314457

Wh- Y- Yeah, we can- We don't- Sleeping with fake breasts is not a problem right now! And- I mean- It's not like we'll be spooning- So- I- No-

Okay- uh- Right, right, gotta show it.
I turn the laptop to Rachel.
>Rocco: "Is this okay?"
She looks it over briefly.
>Rachel: "Perfect. 'President Rachel' sounds cute. Alright, send it, then pick another one from the low priority folder to work on."

I- I know how to use a computer, but- I- I actually never emailed much. I just used the internet to look things up- Wikipedia and stuff..
I probably shouldn't browse the web on someone else's laptop though, unless I ask first.
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No. 314460 ID: f5fe2f

>>314441
This is the best/worst idea.
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No. 314465 ID: 40cb26

>>314457
Well if it comes up that you need information you can ask, but we can shake a lot of general know-how out of our assorted psyches so you should be ok with just us helping you.

Onto the next, and let's try not to bother Rachel if we can help it.
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No. 314466 ID: 5b95eb

Get back to work you lousy git
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No. 314467 ID: 35e1a0

okay, sounds like you got this now. we'll zone out or something
[engage timeskip to when something interesting happens]
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No. 314473 ID: 234c26

>>314457
All right, seems you're good. Grab some more pow priority emails. Lean towards things that are less embarrassing and more actually stuff that has to happen and just isn't terribly important if possible, and be diligent.

Check any emails that you're sending out with Rachel's name with Rachel unless she explicitly tells you that you don't need to, but hopefully most issues won't actually require an immediate email response.
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No. 314475 ID: 2d15f2

Do your best Rocco! We believe in you!

Remember: Hard Work and Guts!
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No. 314477 ID: d4f98d

That really was a perfect and totally factual response, by the way. You got this.
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No. 314482 ID: d6ae01

Flip through, and look for anything similar to what you just answered. Clearing out redundancy is good, and you'll at least be able to get a grip on what sort of stuff you'll be looking up in Wikipedia at the computer lab or somesuch later.
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No. 314485 ID: 950529
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314485

>Rocco: "Alright, I- Yes."

Yes- Yeah! Thank you.. I- Maybe..
If you think I can do the rest by myself- I- Yeah.
I'll just stuck to your advice, and it should be alright.
Actually, it feels kind of nice. Doing something productive.. and there's a good atmosphere..
Time- Time to work hard!
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No. 314487 ID: 950529
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314487

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No. 314489 ID: 768e77

>>314487
I knew girls were dirty. D:
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No. 314491 ID: d4f98d

>>314487
Goddamn, why you gotta pose like that? Do you WANT these girls to rape you?

...

Thats a trick question, by the way. The only answer is "Yes".
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No. 314494 ID: 99da04

>>314487
Oh baby, I am love
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No. 314495 ID: 3a5756

>>314487
>Ackbar.jpg
So... confused...
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No. 314529 ID: 6868bc

Wonder what Rachel's boyfriend's name is? You should ask sometime!
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No. 314530 ID: 4183c9

>>314529
Or you could read the previous thread.
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No. 314567 ID: fa6e8d

CLEARLY we must get to ROMANCING INDESCRIMINATELY.
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No. 314570 ID: 99da04

>>314567
Romance Rachel's boyfriend
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No. 314571 ID: 40cb26

Rocco and Ricci can seduce Rachel and her boyfriend as a team. Best plan evar.
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No. 314574 ID: 6868bc

I wonder if this 'Rudy' character is at all related to dear Rachel?
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No. 314590 ID: 950529
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314590

I- No, I don't- I mean... I shouldn't be wantonly romancing- I promised Ricci a fair chance to win my heart. As- As strange as that will be... I shouldn't go out and get a partner- She's the reason I'm here. I do want to make a lot of friends, though.

>Krystal: "when it's cooold~ outsiiiide~ am I heeeere~ in vaaain~ hold ooon~ to the niight~ there will beeee nooo shaaame~~ ♪"

It looks like it got dark outside.
I've been working for a while.. The atmosphere is- It's- This room is really nice to work in.
I've replied to as many emails I could, and just- If one was- Well, I just skipped the ones I wasn't able to answer on my own.
Each time I checked with Rachel, and each time she said it was good.
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No. 314592 ID: 99da04

Alllwaays, I want to beeee with youuu~
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No. 314594 ID: 5c0446

whats that ontop of the dresser/closet thing?
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No. 314596 ID: 234c26

>>314590
Keep diligently working until the others say it's time to stop. You don't know how late this normally goes, so take your cues from them.

Or do you mean that you're totally out of emails? If there are still some in the low-priority stack, you'll need to handle them regardless of how comfortable you are- we can give you advice if you need it.
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No. 314598 ID: 35e1a0

let's get the odd ones out of the way now.
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No. 314601 ID: 40cb26

>>314590
I'm going to be blunt here, incest and monogamy don't go well together. Being with each other is fine, but never being with anyone else is awkward at best and likely to make for rumors. Both of you will be well served at least keeping up the appearance of going out with other people. Ironically a lot of people have a thing for twins so double dates and just plain hitting on the same people would be more acceptable. But that's neither here nor now just something to think about. Could be fun~

Announce that you are done with your part, ask how the others are doing and what became of the other member of the council.
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No. 314605 ID: 980ade

>>314592
And make belieeve with youuu~!
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No. 314611 ID: d6ae01

Believe it or not, we collectively have about as much knowledge as you can pull from Wikipedia. Some of it may be factual. Any oddball questions you want us to stab at?
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No. 314612 ID: 07416a

>>314601
This dude is right. Anyways, you promised her a chance, not a free shot at your junk. Explore your options.
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No. 314614 ID: 40cb26

>>314612
Even if she is his true love, it doesn't have to be his only one. Same with her. What matters is not letting anyone come between them. Outside of the bedroom, of course...
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No. 314619 ID: 4183c9

RICCI'S THE ONE WHO WANTED TO PLAY STUPID GAMES INSTEAD OF DOING THINGS HONEST AND STRAIGHTFORWARD LIKE A PROPER COMMUNIST-HATING PERSON.
SO PLAY THEM GAMES. Start by asking Rachel about his boyfriend, how they met, what do they usually do, that kind of thing. For extra points, try to get some work done while asking, it'll make it look more like idle chatter than STRATEGIC RECONNAISSANCE.
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No. 314621 ID: 35e1a0

>>314619
look in first thread. they met online and have not seen eachother in person.
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No. 314623 ID: 0d095c

>>314621
I don't like this idea of seducing everyone's boyfriend. Let's simply seduce EVERY LIVING THING. But NOT the Boyfriend. We don't want to betray Rachel. That would be mean. We'll do that after we seduce Rachel.
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No. 314625 ID: 99da04

>>314623
Even animals?
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No. 314628 ID: 4183c9

>>314621
THE DETAILS, MAN. THE DETAILS. YOU KNOW THE SAYING "THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS"? IT MEANS THE DEVIL HIDES LIKE A BITCH. HE'S A COMMUNIST AFTER ALL, WHY ELSE WOULD HE ALWAYS BE DESCRIBED AS RED?
YOU NEED THE DETAILS. MAYBE YOU CAN DISCOVER A TERRIBLE SECRET.

A TERRIBLE SEXY SECRET!
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No. 314629 ID: 7a8957

>>314628
Well... those are the best kind of secrets...
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No. 314630 ID: 234c26

Guys, can we not urge Rocco into any lines of questioning or action with significant bearing on romance at the moment? We have a cover to keep, and there will be no lack of time for that sort of thing in the days to come. There is no need to rush it.

Or to render Rocco uncomfortable and incoherent by arguing about such things in his head, really.
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No. 314631 ID: 0d095c

>>314625
ESPECIALLY them
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No. 314633 ID: 4183c9

>>314630
>to render Rocco uncomfortable and incoherent
Dude, that is the plan.
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No. 314637 ID: 234c26

>>314633
I know that's your plan, and apparently you find it endlessly amusing, but it's trivially easy and will get him in trouble that he doesn't need. We should be helping our user, not screwing with them for short-term shits and giggles.
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No. 314639 ID: fa6e8d

>>314590
Maybe YOU should be doing PERFECT.
She would WANT perfect.
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No. 314640 ID: 87bac6

hum along with Crystal, stop bugging Rachel so much, and timeskip ahead to when you're done with the work.
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No. 314642 ID: 4183c9

>>314637
I don't want him to fail.

I just want to be endlessly amused by his suffering while he succeeds.

Also it'll make him stronger in the end. Unlike a communist. Maybe.
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No. 314643 ID: fa6e8d

Also, try not TO be DISTRACTED by Rachel's curiously ODD eyes.
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No. 314644 ID: 950529
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314644

What- No- You- I- We- There-
That's not- I can't-
You- We-
There's no-
I-

>Krystal: "alwaaays i wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh looove~ ♫"
>Rachel: "-and live in harmony harmony oh looove~ ♫"

I- I'm dressed as a girl in front of dozens of people.. I'm attending an all girls school.. My sister is going to romance me.. Oh.. oh god..
What am I- Wh...
Oh no- This is- Is this real?
Ah- Only- Just- Just now I'm relaxed and- all the- The- No adrenaline- And you say it like that... It's all dawning on me- Oh fu- Oh crud!
Wh- What am I doing?!
And now I- I have to sleep with a girl I only met to- to- today? Was it today? I- Why- Oh no, I'm in- She's- My sudden crush-
In this situation I- I can't even think of romance!

>Rachel: "alwaaays i wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh looove~ ♫"
>Krystal: "alwaaays i wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh looove~ ♫"
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No. 314647 ID: 7a8957

Excuse yourself, go the bathroom, hyperventolate.
>>
No. 314648 ID: 0d095c

>>314644
SING. Sing in your adorably flustered fashion!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGHs all around!
>>
No. 314650 ID: fa6e8d

>>314644
This is what we here call a REALITY CHECK.
Just RIDE it out, and continue your EXCELLENTLY PERFECT work.
>>
No. 314654 ID: 35e1a0

SING! sing with them to take your mind off of things!
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No. 314661 ID: 07416a

>>314644
THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO THINK OF ROMANCE NOW LEAN OVER AND KISS THE GODDAMN GIRL
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No. 314663 ID: 4183c9

>>314644
ROCCO, NOW IS THE TIME TO BE A MAN.

THAT IS, IGNORE LOGIC. Relax and go with the flow. We're winning this thing even if it kills you.

And the way to do that is to announce that you are hungry.
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No. 314664 ID: 40cb26

Yeeeaaah time for a bathroom break. Hum along with the song of madness and rainbows as you leave.
>>
No. 314668 ID: 1854db

>>314644
Holy crap man get a hold on yourself. You don't have to worry about any of that shit, we'll take care of you.

Hmm. Start to hum and then excuse yourself to the bathroom to recover.
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No. 314671 ID: d6ae01

Don't panic. Your job is not to prevent ANYONE from figuring out you're not a girl, but to keep it contained. People are going to find out, and your job will be to either get them to not tell anyone, or kill them.
...Hopefully the former, but in case of emergency you can strangle people with us. Don't worry, we've done that plenty of times.

However, that's all in the future. Right now? You've got a heartwarming musical number coming up, and nobody is going to forgive you for not taking full advantage of it.
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No. 314675 ID: 234c26

>>314644
Just chill, mate. Take a deep breath and chill. You got this. Calm and in control.
>>
No. 314679 ID: 950529
File 130843508282.png - (187.80KB , 800x600 , 188.png )
314679

Ah- Ah- No- Yes-
How can- How can- I gotta-

>Rocco: "Ex- ex- excu- excu- Sorry, I need- lady's room- s-sorry-"
>Rachel: "Okay. Do you know where to go?"
>Rocco: "Y-yes- yeah- Yes."
>Krystal: "aaallwaaays"

Yeah- Yeah- I-
If they don't- If no one- If everyone thinks I'm just- just- If they all see me as a girl then- then the crossdressing isn't bad, r-right? Right- right...
R-reality che- check- Why would I- I had already forgotten- I was...
Oh-
Okay- I can- I can do this- I was d-doing it a minute ago-
Just- Just gotta think that I'm- that I'm a girl..
No no no-
Yes yes yes-
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No. 314682 ID: 35e1a0

just hurry to the bathroom and sit down and just think without anyone being nearby.
>>
No. 314683 ID: 99da04

Marvel in horror as the chair pops one of your fake boobs
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No. 314684 ID: 234c26

>>314679
Focus! Get a hold of yourself, stop shaking, and leave the room smoothly. Make for the nearest lady's room. You will hopefully be alone there and can freak out in peace.

All sense of panic, guilt, and confusion must be ruthlessly crushed except for during relatively safe periods. Self-control, Rocco!
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No. 314689 ID: 40cb26

You sir are a lady, that's why you're going to the ladies room. Obvious, right? Must have two XX chromosomes to enter, you qualify!

Come on this is no way for the cutest girl in school to act.
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No. 314695 ID: 7a8957

Okay, alright. You just need to stop - get a hold of yourself. Think about what you want, what you truly want.

Remember why you are here.
>>
No. 314709 ID: 87bac6

just fap a bit in the bathroom, that'll calm you down.
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No. 314713 ID: d6ae01

Do you remember your sister's face, when you left? Do you remember why the nurse is helping you? You're not here for selfish reasons. You're here for your sister, and if we're lucky, to make this school a better place. Yes, what you're doing is wrong, technically. But dammit, you're doing the wrong things for the right reasons.
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No. 314718 ID: 950529
File 130843831326.png - (125.86KB , 800x600 , 189.png )
314718

Okay- Yeah- I...
Why am I.. Who-
Right! I- I'm a cute girl going to the toilet-
I- I'm a strong man crushing all feelings of doubt-
I'm-
I'm sorry, orb...
You must be used to- to br- brave heroes. A-and I keep freaking out like-
...like this.

I came here to be with my sister...
And with your help I was not only able to reconcile with her, but also able to attend the same school without being found out and make new friends. That's- With you backing me up the future looks so bright..
..but..
..now that it's all confirmed, now that's it's permanent- It's..

It's so overwhelming...
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No. 314720 ID: 35e1a0

that's fine, everyone is allowed to flip out every so often. why we are telling you to do it someplace where no one can see you do it.
>>
No. 314724 ID: 5b95eb

You were doing it just a minute ago. Don't think about it. Thinking about it is a sure way to get found out. We're definitely not going to help in that regard.
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No. 314730 ID: 234c26

>>314718
Brave heroes aren't born, they're made. We'll make you into one yet. Or the fearlessly confident crossdressing equivalent of one, anyway. Being able to confidently lie and act even in trying circumstances is a skill that we can and will help you hone, but like anything else it will take time to learn.

You are allowed to be overwhelmed, but only when no one else is watching. Until then, don't think about or dwell on it- just shove it out of your head. Reclaim your role. Cute girl, bathroom; Rosho the new student is busy thinking about classes, and all the new friends she'll be able to make, and her responsibilities as student vice president, and maybe if there will be dinner soon. Take a breath, recover the act, and live it.
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No. 314732 ID: d6ae01

Little secret, girl-to-unfathomable-orb -- we've yet to work with anyone who didn't flip their shit at some point. Everyone panics, usually around the first time they're taking risks. You've held out as well as a good number of the supposed heroes we've had to guide. Just don't get caught up in anything more than five minutes ahead of you for now.
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No. 314736 ID: 1854db

>>314718
Permanent? You'll graduate eventually.
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No. 314737 ID: 40cb26

Eh you'll adjust. Get to the bathroom and relax for a few minutes.
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No. 314764 ID: 950529
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314764

Okay.. So- uhm- Just.. I just have to-
Just gotta take these feelings, hide them, ignore them, and- and they'll go away on their own.
Okay-
I'll- I'll do my best. Th- Thank you.

Phew..
>>
No. 314773 ID: 35e1a0

not always, vent them when it's safe. like now in the bathroom. just vent them out so you can cover them up during the day.
>>
No. 314774 ID: 234c26

>>314764
Double-check to make sure this is the girls' bathroom. Presumably it is, as this is a girls' school, but old habits die hard.

If it's one-person as it appears to be, be certain to lock it behind you. Someone walking in would be terrible.

After that, have a seat (you're a woman now, no standing) and feel free to freak out and/or talk things over with us, if you want.
>>
No. 314779 ID: 4183c9

Check for hidden cameras.
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No. 314783 ID: 40cb26

>>314764
Nah nah nah, you have to accept and to deal with those feelings. Bottling things up just means you'll break later and to worse effect. Besides that kind of thing requires a calm and structured mind to maintain. That isn't you and it sure as hell isn't us!

So uh... about elephant rubbing. It might help to get it out of the way before possibly popping a boner when in bed with Rachel. Even if you can hide it by lying on your side away from her - which you will do if you've an ounce of sense - it'll make resting difficult and your morning more risky if your little buddy is pent up.
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No. 314787 ID: 5b95eb

Lock door. If you've actually got to use the bathroom, go ahead. Otherwise, just like sit and chill for a bit, maybe splash some water on your face. Stumbling out of the room like that can be easily explained away with something that's mostly true, if they ask. I don't think they will, though. Be a bit rude, since I'm pretty sure the President knows about your social hoozits you're supposed to have.

Goddamnit don't fap. Don't even think about that.
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No. 314788 ID: 0d095c

Whatever you do, don't imagine everyone in their underwear. GODDAMMIT ROCCO, WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?
>>
No. 314792 ID: 99da04

Fondle your breasts
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No. 314797 ID: 40cb26

>>314792
Oh that reminds me, replace the tissue behind those things. You'll feel a bit more comfortable that way.

>>314787
If he doesn't have to he shouldn't. But if he does literally every other time and place would be worse than here and now.
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No. 314801 ID: 0d095c

>>314797
What about the shower? I mean, its' guaranteed to be noisy, no one will be around, and he'll ALREADY be naked.....

But no. Don't even THINK about that. Wait. DAMMIT ROCCO STOP THAT.
>>
No. 314809 ID: 99da04

Is Rocco a smelly fapper?
>>
No. 314811 ID: 875f9c

AND REMEMBER TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN!
>>
No. 314812 ID: 9801a2

>>314809
Smelly fapper? what, as in his semen smells? Im pretty sure that has something to do with what he's ate. STAY AWAY FROM GARLIC ROCCO.
>>
No. 314814 ID: 5b95eb

Goddamnit you people.

You know what's a good idea? Take us off for a few minutes and chill out.
>>
No. 314816 ID: 35e1a0

>>314814
i'm gonna have to agree with this. take us off for a bit so you don't have us talking to you while you calm down.
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No. 314827 ID: 950529
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314827

It- It's okay- I'm okay. I.. I don't want to take you off- Maybe for privacy, but.. I don't-
I don't have anything else to talk to.
Though I- I can't really vent. I- I wouldn't know how to vent this. I'll just bite through it, like you said.
Let's- Let's take things one step at a time...

Uhm- Yeah, I don't- I mean-
You keep- You keep bringing it up, but...
I'm too stressed out to just- It's not- I'm not...
But then- Yeah- Itt's true, this is a good opportunity.. I mean- I don't know how- uh- you know- If I do finally relax, or fall asleep...
There's almost no one in the building at this time. So.. I could..! I mean-
...Well, should I?
>>
No. 314829 ID: 99da04

You're stressed out, perfect time to do it
>>
No. 314832 ID: 35e1a0

yeah put us on the floor and go to town. should let off some stress. make sure you clean up.
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No. 314833 ID: 5c0446

well if you do, and im not saying you should, is confirm the door is locked first. There are a number of different ways to get rid of tension tho, screaming, hitting things, honey tea,an ice cold shower. don't just think this is the only go to thing you have.
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No. 314835 ID: 5b95eb

No.
>>
No. 314836 ID: 234c26

>>314827
There are a lot of ways to release tension. It's up to you if you want to use that one. Honestly, you look to me like you're kind of wired right now, so it wouldn't be my first choice, but you can if you want.

Just make sure the door is locked and you leave no evidence behind you. Also, you are on a timetable; if you are here more than ten or fifteen minutes I would expect Rachel to come looking for you.
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No. 314838 ID: 07416a

>>314827
If you don't want to, you don't want to. Put us in the sexual harassment box or something.
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No. 314844 ID: 950529
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314844

Wh-
What? What are you- What do-
What-
You- You've been telling me the whole day that- that having an erection will be the worst thing- and- and that I should find... find time or- or a place to relieve the s- ...the s- ... the sexual tension.
I'd just be doing it to- to- I just- Just to get rid of that.
Right now, masturbation would be- It would- It would be more stressful than stress relieving.
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No. 314845 ID: 40cb26

Yeah sure. In fact... think of your sister when you do. See how that feels. Do not think of Rachel if you can help it. You can take us off, put us in the sink or something, as long as we can't go down the drain.

Oh and aim for the toilet.
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No. 314847 ID: 99da04

I heard throwing things relieved stress.
Why don't you throw something? Something round, roughly fits in your hand and is preferably near you.
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No. 314851 ID: 234c26

>>314844
Not all of us have been telling you that all day. Only some of us. Mostly those of us who haven't actually been trying to help you with your problems and instead have been fucking around talking about sex and how cute the girls around you are.

You're not our puppet. Do whatever you want. If you think masturbating would be awkward and stressful and not accomplish anything good, then just go to the bathroom, wash your face, and regain your focus before heading back to the others.

>>314847
Do not tell him to chuck his fake tits against the wall. They will break or something and he will have problems.
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No. 314853 ID: d6ae01

>>314844
Y'know, you're probably right on that at the moment. Forget we said anything, take some calming breaths, and chill for a bit. Head back in when you're feeling a bit more together.
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No. 314856 ID: 5b95eb

Look at yourself. We're not helping much. I'm telling you, you should take us off for a few minutes and just relax on the can. You should have brought like, a book or a newspaper or something.

also be sure to take us off before you go to bed I don't even want to know what would happen otherwise.
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No. 314862 ID: 950529
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314862

No- No. I'm not- I don't want to take you off.
I won't- I- I'll not do anything now, but-
I'm not taking you off.
There's no one- I can't...
I've always been with Ricci- I've never been away from home without her. But now... Now she is romancing me.
And I won't even sleep in my own bed tonight... The only people I can talk to, I- I have to lie to.
You.. I don't want you to go. I don't know what to do without you...

I don't-

I..

I don't want to be alone.
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No. 314864 ID: 5b95eb

Flush. Splash a little water on your face. Take deep breaths.
>>
No. 314865 ID: 7a8957

It sounds like you need to be able to confide in somebody.

Perhaps you should consider telling Rachel? She seems like she deals with a lot of peoples problems...
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No. 314866 ID: 07416a

>>314862
Invisible hugs for you.
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No. 314867 ID: 99da04

Remember the wise wisdom your father told you before he mysteriously vanished.
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No. 314870 ID: 543375

There is a point to... getting off.

Without care in relieving yourself you may experience nocturnal emissions. The shower is probably the best place to do this, hopefully Rachael doesn't intrude. But that's a problem for later.
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No. 314873 ID: 234c26

>>314862
Aw, shit. Don't worry, Rocco. You can keep us on as long as you want to. And while our advice may not be the greatest we'll keep giving it as long as we're here.

We'll help you get through this. And after a couple weeks, you might not need us so badly anymore.

>>314865
Can't really confide in Rachel when there are so many secrets involved. Wouldn't be good for the cover.

>>314870
Problem for later is right.
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No. 314874 ID: 1854db

>>314870
That doesn't really happen that often, does it? Let's not worry about that today.

>>314862
We'll be here for you. Relax, stay in the restroom until you're ready to come out.
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No. 314875 ID: d7b78f

>>314870

If he can't go a few days w/o tossing one off he is going to have serious problems. Besides, as he said, it would produce more stress right now. Maybe in a few days when he settles in, he can get more comfortable with it and find time.

Rocco, you need to take this in stride. Know that this is part of your daily life from now on. These feelings of compression and panic will fade as you settle in. You really are not much different than any new kid at school. Focus on your study and duty as vice prez, notice how answering pointless emails put you at ease? Remember that, live through your work.
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No. 314877 ID: 5c0446

Don't worry Rocco, we aren't going anywhere. We have no legs! haha! oh that was bad, but really there isn't any other place we want to be right now. Are you feeling a bit more composed? when was the last time you ate?
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No. 314888 ID: 950529
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314888

I know, I- ...Thanks. I don't know what- If I hadn't bought you... Thank you.

I just... Yeah, I- Having someone I don't- I don't have to lie to about everything would be nice. So I could just- just so I can let my guard down.
Rachel is very nice- but if she- I mean.. She's the council president. She's one of the last people that can find out anything.

I splash my face with some water. It's a little refreshing.

Now that you mention it- I haven't eaten anything since yesterday. But I- I don't really feel hungry. My stomach is filled with worries... I guess that's exactly why I need to eat something.

I step out of the bathroom-- Rachel is standing right next to the door.
>Rachel: "How are you feeling?"

Woah- If I had.. Better not think about it.
Somehow her presence is reassuring instead of alarming.
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No. 314889 ID: fa6e8d

>>314862
Alone?
You are NEVER alone.
Not so long as you have US.
NEVER forget that.
WE are here for YOU.
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No. 314890 ID: fa6e8d

>>314888
Fine. Everything is FINE.
JUST fine.
Now that you have regained your composure, everything should go perfectly.
>>
No. 314892 ID: 5b95eb

"J-Just a bit overwhelmed. I'm fine now."
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No. 314894 ID: 234c26

>>314888
"Could be better, but... um... did I look so bad you had to follow me?"
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No. 314895 ID: d7b78f

>>314888

Now would be a good time to try and confide in her. Tell her you're a little stressed. We are great and all, but we don't live on the same scale you do. We are a great crutch, but a shitty cure. You need someone you can rely on more tangible TO YOU than an orb of voices that transcends time and space. Even if you're not entirely honest with her about your sex. Be honest with her about everything else, you can reveal yourself w/o blowing your cover. It might help.
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No. 314898 ID: 40cb26

>>314888
Tell her you're ok, ask if you're all done here for the night. Just play it cool, no worries.
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No. 314899 ID: 07416a

>>314888
Eat, girl! Tell her the truth: You've been so nervous that you haven't eaten since yesterday and you had a bit of a panic attack.
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No. 314900 ID: 5c0446

"new place new stresses, the usual. also i just remembered i haven't eaten all day"
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No. 314903 ID: 950529
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314903

>Rocco: "Did- Did I look so bad that you followed me?"
>Rachel: "I got a bit worried, yes, so I looked for you when we finished our work. So, how do you feel?"
>Rocco: "I- I'm okay n-now. It's- It's a bit up and down..."
>Rachel: "Alright. Would you like to join Taisha and Krystal in the cafeteria, or would you prefer to just return to the dormitory? I can bring us dinner."
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No. 314905 ID: 40cb26

>>314903
I think you'll stress yourself out worse sitting alone than socializing, so get out there and live it up.

Oh and thank her for calling your sister earlier.
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No. 314913 ID: d7b78f

>>314903

Join her in the caf, we must forge a friendship with the Student Council as soon as possible. A bad way to do that is to appear cripplingly stressed out on the first day.

Side note. You need to see about getting a phone. This would make perfect dinner conversation.
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No. 314917 ID: 234c26

>>314903
Cafeteria is the way to go here. Relying upon Rachel to bring you food is an excessive dependency.
>>
No. 314923 ID: 1854db

What do you think on the matter, Rosho?
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No. 314956 ID: d6ae01

Cafeterias are wonderful illusions. They make it feel like you're out and exposed (and you really need more social exposure at this point), but everyone is so interested in their own meal or their dining companion that it's perfectly safe. Yeah, go eat in the cafeteria.
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No. 314997 ID: c1524b

Choosing to avoid the rest of the council will support the ruse of a socially-awkward loner, but I'm fairly sure you'll be better off with the girls in the cafeteria than alone with Rachel in your dorm.
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No. 315078 ID: 18aeca

"reliefing" yourself in here will be quite troubleful. imagine if the cleanup goes wrong...

id say for you to go with your sister's contestant to the cafeterial. your awkwardness "should" be due to the fact you coudlnt interact properly with others before, you should be eagerly and unaware about these relationships.

wich you are.

go down something, your sis may be there!
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No. 315174 ID: 950529
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315174

Yeah- Okay- I- I-
Being in front of so many people will be difficult, but- Y- Yeah, it's probably better than being on my own.
I'm scared of all the unfamiliar faces, and crossdressing in front of all of them.
...though a tiny part of me is a little excited...

>Rocco: "Let's- uhm- I'm okay, I would like to- uh- with- with the others."
>Rachel: "Okay. Let's go then."

We exit the building and enter the campus. The evening air is fresh and smells of rain.
This time we follow the road around the central field to avoid the mud.
The night time crickets are slowly beginning to chirp, but in the distance I still hear students laughing and talking.
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No. 315185 ID: 234c26

>>315174
You can just walk. There are some questions worth asking, but you don't have to talk all the time. Maybe Rachel will bring something up.
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No. 315193 ID: 1091a0

>>315174

stop doubting yourself so much, dude. you're trolling almost everybody in the school right under their noses. they don't suspect a thing. you're clearly a genius at this, and really brave to boot.

>>315185

>Maybe Rachel will bring something up.
iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
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No. 315216 ID: af72f6

>>315174
Maybe ask what kinds of food they serve at the cafeteria? When it's open? Do you have to pay, or do students get free meals?
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No. 315222 ID: 950529
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315222

Th- Thank you.
Y- Yeah, okay.

>Rocco: "Uh- uhm- Wh- What kind of food do they serve?"
>Rachel: "That depends on the time. They always have soups and bread, and for dinner there's meals with beef, fish, chicken, or vegetarian. Usually you can choose to have rice or potatoes with it, sometimes pasta too. And there's a special every day- That's what I always have."
>Rocco: "Oh, that- that sounds good. Wh- When is it open?"
>Rachel: "Breakfast times is six till nine, lunch is twelve till three, dinner is six till nine in the evening. You can always buy cold packaged food in the shop, though."
>Rocco: "I see. Uh- How do you pay for it?"
>Rachel: "When you get your ID card you can use it. All students get a weekly fund to spend on campus with it. Ask me if you want anything until you get yours."
>Rocco: "Okay- Oh- Thank you."
>Rachel: "You're welcome."

We pass the fountain and reach the cafeteria, which is bustling with activity. There we see Taisha, waiting near the entrance. She waves at us until we get closer.

>Taisha: "Hey.. Hey, Rachel, Rosho.."
>Rocco: "H-hello."
>Rachel: "Thank you for waiting."
>Taisha: "Krystal volunteered t-to wait in line for us."
>Rachel: "That's sweet of her. I'll give her a call. What would do you two want to eat?"
>Taisha: "Uhm, I'll have today's special."
>Rocco: "Alright. And you, Rosho?"
>Taisha: "Oh, are- are you joining us?"
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No. 315224 ID: 3e5952

Whatever you feel like eating bro. I recommend chicken and rice, or Chicken and Pasta if they have it.
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No. 315225 ID: 40cb26

>excited
That's good, try to enjoy it. Get into the character that is mostly just you and like to live it. Just uh... don't get TOO excited, ok?
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No. 315227 ID: 99da04

GET A BIG MAC AND MAC DAT BIG MEATY... MAC
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No. 315228 ID: 234c26

>>315222
Rachel always gets the special. Taisha is getting the special. There is only one route for the shy conformist here. Take it.
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No. 315229 ID: 980ade

>>315228
I have to agree with that one.
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No. 315231 ID: 40cb26

Eheh... uh oh. I think this one might have a crush on Rachel too. She's certainly embarrassed about something or someone right now. Don't say anything just pay attention to where her glances dart to.

Say yeah you thought it would be nice to eat together and you wanted to see the cafeteria. Special is probably fine, just go with that. I don't think you're a picky eater, right?
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No. 315234 ID: 99da04

But the special is always some almost expired food that the chef spruces up so that they can get rid of it
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No. 315235 ID: 31b77e

>>315222
hey is that the girl who you first talked to with the short hair in the background? GO say hello and thank her for the directions she gave you.
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No. 315237 ID: 234c26

>>315234
Rachel eats the special every day and is some kind of charismatic cult leader type amongst the student body. If the special were bad, she'd have taken action to change it. If anything, I suspect that the special will be the best food they serve here.

>>315235
Take the initiative to talk to someone that we don't have to? And ruin our reputation as a social wreck? Seems dangerous.
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No. 315238 ID: 07416a

>>315222
She wants your body. Sweep her into your arms and KISS THE GIRL.
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No. 315250 ID: 18aeca

ask for what is the special first. it might be a thin soup to help them lose weight.

alas, you should think like that as well. consider usong garnishments or however that is spelled when the food arrives.
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No. 315254 ID: 950529
File 130853927953.png - (169.15KB , 800x600 , 198.png )
315254

Yeah, I- I mean- Yeah, I'll just go with them. Maybe I'll try the other food next time? Though the special is probably different every day.. Well, uh- We'll see by then.
>Rocco: "I'd- uh- I would like the special too, please. And- uh- yes, yeah- I- uh- I thought- uhm- It'd be nice to eat together a-and I wanted to see the- uh- the c- the- the cafeteria. Is- Is it okay?"
>Taisha: "Ab- Absolutely, you are very welcome! I just th-thought you were going to eat with your sister, th-that's all."
>Rocco: "Oh- Yeah- uh- No- No, I- Yeah- No.. Thanks."
>Rachel: "Alright. Let's get to the usual table."
>Taisha: "Hm-hm."

Rachel uses her phone and begins walking. Me and Taisha follow her.
I don't see Dana anywhere- but it'd probably be rude to suddenly run up to someone like that and stuff..

>Rachel: "Hello- It is. Thanks for- Alright. ... Yes. ... Rosho is joining us. ... I thought so too. She'd like the special, as do me and Taisha. ... Three specials. ... Yes. Thank you, I'll buy tomorrow. ... Oh, thank you. ... Alright, we'll be there."

While she is talking, about a dozen students we pass wish her a good meal, and a few thank her for helping out. She politely nods in return to each of them.
But Taisha isn't looking at her.. She's- She's just looking at all the eating students we pass by. She has her head down and her shoulders up- She looks very shy, or- or embarrassed.
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No. 315255 ID: af72f6

>>315254
Quietly ask if something's bothering her.
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No. 315256 ID: 35e1a0

she is pointedly NOT looking at Rachel. that is even MORE suspicious. but what's it matter? you aren't one to pry.
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No. 315257 ID: 07416a

>>315254
Rocco. Taisha has been working with Rachel. She has had no problems with Rachel. What is new here? YOU.
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No. 315259 ID: d4f98d

>>315256
Yes he is. Ask if she's ok, quietly.
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No. 315262 ID: 234c26

>>315254
While I am curious, I would not advise asking too many questions. Remember, Rosho is shy and new and not comfortable here; would she be bold enough to poke into Taisha's actions? I think not. It's ultimately your call, but I would keep quiet and just observe as much as possible.
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No. 315265 ID: 07416a

>>315254
ROCCO ASK TAISHA IF SHE'S RELATED TO THE NURSE.
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No. 315266 ID: 5b95eb

Don't ask if she's ok or if anything's wrong, but make some small talk. Ask about the school, or what classes she's taking, or what's fun on campus.
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No. 315269 ID: 40cb26

Or she just might be regular shy and have trouble with crowds. You know, I wonder if this is how Rachel is so good at getting people to calm and focus, she's had practice with her.

Small talk with her isn't a bad idea, but not now around a bunch of people. Stay quiet until you all sit down.
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No. 315276 ID: 950529
File 130854181287.png - (90.96KB , 800x600 , 199.png )
315276

Okay- Oh- Okay-
Uhm- So do I-
Yeah? Oh..
Uh-
I'll just- uhm- I could just ask her if she's okay, and- uh- then I'll just- uhm-
Yeah, okay.
>Rocco: "Uhm- Uhm- T-taisha?"
>Taisha: "Yes?
>Rocco: "Uh- uhm- Do you- I mean- Are you okay?"
>Taisha: "I am. Wh-why?"
>Rocco: "Oh- No- I just... I thought maybe- uhm- No, nothing.."
>Taisha: "Th-thank you for your concern anyway. ..Uhm- I- I'm happy you're joining us. Me, Rachel and Krystal have been th-the council f-for very long- I was worried you would be afraid we might not accept you."
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No. 315279 ID: 07416a

>>315276
Ask if she's related to the nurse!
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No. 315281 ID: d7b78f

>>315276

Aww, she's just concerned for you. Smile and say your happy to meet her too.
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No. 315283 ID: 07416a

>>315276
Hug her and say that you've felt very welcome so far!
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No. 315285 ID: 234c26

>>315276
"Oh, I- actually, I felt more, um, shanghaied than rejected. But, um, you all seem very nice and I, uh, am happy to be here too now."
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No. 315286 ID: 40cb26

>>315276
Hah! You were more afraid of everything else, the council thing was just a surprise. You were overwhelmed, and still are a little, but her and Krystal seemed nice enough. And you already knew Rachel was.

>>315279
Ask... about her family in a general sense, after you sit down.
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No. 315288 ID: 543375

Complement on her hair- no scratch that. Eyes.
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No. 315290 ID: 234c26

>>315279
Why do you think that might be the case? Seems kind of out of left field to me.

>>315283
No hugging. Even with our improved fake tits it is still not a good idea to give others the opportunity to have extensive physical contact with us, and that means not being particularly demonstrative. Also, we are a shy girl here, and talking with another shy girl we do not know that well. There is a time and a place for hugs and this is not it.

>>315288
Why? We don't need to flirt here and there are tons of things to bond over other than physical appearance.
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No. 315294 ID: 543375

>>315290
Expressing admiration immediately identifies you as non-hostile and friendly, especially to shy awkward girls. So long as Rocco looks nervous and flustered afterwards, it show that she's eager to make friends, but also prefers to keep out of the limelight as well.
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No. 315312 ID: eab1be

>>315276
Tell her that you feel very welcome! In fact, Rachel has been just amazingly helpful, and it looks like she does that a lot. Just explain that you're a little nervous, being in a new place with new people and all. Maybe a lot nervous.

No hugs. You are not a hugger. Hugging can lead to unpleasantness in your position, so you don't want to establish a touchy-feely persona here.
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No. 315336 ID: d4d2eb

>>315276
Well, Rachel's been really kind and supportive. And Krystal doesn't seem to mind including you in things. And Taisha seems nice. So it's not like they've done anything to really exclude you. Tell her you're happy to help!
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No. 315337 ID: 950529
File 130854808342.png - (224.16KB , 800x600 , 200.png )
315337

>Rocco: "Uh- Y- You've all been so nice. I- I- uh- I feel really welcome. Th- Thank you very much."
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No. 315338 ID: 950529
File 130854808619.png - (146.79KB , 800x600 , 201.png )
315338

>Taisha: "Heee-!"

Y-yeah- I think- I think just- uhm- I don't think I need a hug to make clear that- uh- that- well... That they are very nice.
Though- uh- Maybe I could find another way to show them I appreciate them?

>Rocco: "Uh- Y-your hair is- uhm- it's really pretty."
>Taisha: "Thank you!"
>Rachel: "Can you believe she just has to comb it? She doesn't even use conditioner."
>Rocco: "Wow- uh- That's amazing."
>Taisha: "Ehehehe..."
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No. 315342 ID: d7b78f

>>315337

If we could have heart att-HNNNNGH!
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No. 315344 ID: d9f9ef

>>315342
Great you killed him, I liked that voice to. How does that make you feel?
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No. 315345 ID: fee62e

>>315344
Its written right here, he is a horrible person, and we werent even questing for that!

Also, it says hes adopted; so weve got that too.
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No. 315346 ID: 99da04

How does it feel to know that someone will get off to the thought of you tonight?
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No. 315348 ID: 35e1a0

basically dude, you are too cute for your own good.
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No. 315350 ID: fee62e

>>315346
I dont think shes going to masturbate just at the thought of Rocco being nice to her and
>Romanticar
Yeah he is right, someones getting of imagining your face tonight. Your face betwen her legs, that is.
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No. 315351 ID: 5b95eb

Goddamnit you people get yer minds outta the gutter.

Small talk time. Ask what classes she's taking, or about any hobbies she may have.
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No. 315353 ID: 40cb26

>>315338
Save on further thanks until some other time. Just be cute, listen well and speak rarely.

>>315346
We're at least up to four by now.
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No. 315359 ID: 543375

>>315353
Rachel is totally gonna try and force herself you tonight. It's always the level headed one who cracks first.
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No. 315366 ID: 234c26

>>315338
Rocco, ignore all the sex bullshit certain people are spouting and focus on remaining in-character as Rosho. You need to be shy and cute and dedicated and hopefully gradually bond as a friend with the student council here, so if you find your mind wandering in unnecessary directions quash the feeling and refocus on the task at hand: Acting.
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No. 315380 ID: 543375

>>315366
>White Knight
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No. 315381 ID: 40cb26

>>315380
Someone's gotta keep the balance, yo.
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No. 315382 ID: 07416a

>>315366
No. DON'T act. Be yourself. Acting is suspicious.
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No. 315384 ID: 950529
File 130855359267.png - (123.96KB , 800x600 , 202.png )
315384

Yeah- Yeah! Y-yeah, I'm- I'm ac-acting. I'm just- I'm just a cute schoolgirl. Just shy, a-and withdrawn, and sweet- and-
>Rachel: "Taisha. How did the repairs go?"
and-
Taisha is not a lesbian- So I have-
I mean-
>Taisha: "Oh, uh- The incoming cablehead is broken- It- it's very old too. It needs to be replaced, but for now I've connected it to a splitbox and to an old router, so we can still use the connection. J-just not wireless."
She wouldn't- She- No, she- She doesn't- She wouldn't-
Nor-
Nor would Rachel! She- She is- There's-
>Rachel: "Thank you for your hard work. Was it very difficult?"
No one would do something that lewd. I-
They probably don't even masturbate-
Or-
Would they?
>Taisha: "N-no.. Well, it was difficult to get to the cable, but setting up the temporary fix was easy."
Would Rachel have touched herself in that bed?
She- No-
>Rachel: "That's good. You didn't hurt yourself?"
Girls don't- Ricci didn't... Did she?
>Taisha: "I didn't- Th-thank you for your concern."
Aaauugh-
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No. 315386 ID: 99da04

Don't worry, Rachel doesn't have to imagine anything.
She'll have the real you right next to her the whole time.
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No. 315388 ID: 234c26

>>315380
More like "is annoyed at the need to constantly protect Rocco's cover through the emotional backlash of having people verbally shove their crotches in his face". He's already gone from fine to almost completely losing it twice, and both times were completely unnecessary. There will be enough awkward and embarrassing stuff in his life without deliberately provoking more.

Rocco is at his best socially when we're just giving him advice and nudges in the appropriate direction rather than cripplingly overwhelming urges to consider erotic matters. So we should stick to the former.

>>315382
Only if you're very bad at it and can't pass that badness as awkwardness, which I'm pretty sure Rocco can. But we're looking for method acting here anyway, which ideally works on a "be yourself" principle, just after slight modification of what "yourself" entails.

>>315384
Rocco. Change your mental subject. There is an ongoing conversation to listen to, and a cafeteria full of classmates to look around at. Focus on those. Worry about those other lines of thought later.
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No. 315389 ID: 1854db

>>315384
GRANNIES IN UNDERWEAR

FAT GRANNIES WITH WRINKLES EVERYWHERE
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No. 315392 ID: fee62e

>>315388
Even tho I love to watch Rocco strugle Ill have to side with this guy; if we keep going with the sexual fordwardness hell get caught/raped/masturbated.

And Reaver will getbored and this Romanticar will be sent spiraling to fuckland.

So keep your shit toghether Rocco, no sexual urges/thoughts/realizations for the night.
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No. 315393 ID: 5b95eb

Goddamnit, you people.
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No. 315394 ID: 40cb26

Pretty much everyone does it, it's normal. It takes a certain kind of person to not want to or will themselves from it. Of all the girls we've seen, I can only imagine Rachel having enough self discipline. But she's smart enough to know that it's normal and healthy to do so why wouldn't she?

The only real question is if they possess... mechanical assistance. And what kinds.
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No. 315396 ID: 5c0446

ask Taisha if she likes working with electronics
you know idle chitchat till the food gets here it'll help drown out some of the voices
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No. 315397 ID: d7b78f

>>315384

Girls masturbate, just less frequently on average. But holy shit, calm down. It's no big deal, just focus on the task at hand. Engage in conversation if you can, if not, just listen.
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No. 315398 ID: 543375

>>315392
>Implying you aren't white knighting
>Implying we don't love to watch him squirm
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No. 315403 ID: 950529
File 130855647360.png - (106.11KB , 800x600 , 203.png )
315403

M-mecha- Mechanical aids?! Like- Like dil--
Okay, right, I just gotta- Just- Focus on the social- What is happening now.
They're just- Just sitting. Nothing- They're not- No one is thinking anything sexy.
Nothing is sexy.
>Rocco: "Do- uh- Do you like- uhm- uh- the- uh- thing-"
They all look at me patiently as I fumble with words.
>Rocco: "Do- Do you- Elec- Do you like working w-with electronics?"
>Taisha: "Oh.. uhm- Not really. I'm just- just good with th-them, so I do what I can."
>Rocco: "Ooh, that's- uh- That's very nice of you."
>Taisha: "Th-thank you."
>Rocco: "Wh- There- What do you like? I mean- uh-"
>Taisha: "I like working w-with people.. But I'm not th-that good at it."
>Rachel: "That's not true. Everyone thinks you are very charming."
>Taisha: "Ehehe..."
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No. 315405 ID: 99da04

Might want to stop sweating so profusely. Girls don't sweat they merely ~shine~
(usually)
>>
No. 315406 ID: 234c26

>>315403
All right, Rocco, doin' fine. Keep your head in the game. Small talk, go. You could ask what the plan is for after dinner, or tomorrow; you haven't really got a schedule.

>>315405
I don't think that's voluntary.
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No. 315407 ID: 40cb26

So... what is the special today, anyway? And from there small talk about the school and stuff. Ask what classes the two of them take and what clubs there are.
>>
No. 315409 ID: 1a99f0

>>315384
speaking of acting, taking theatre or joining drama club would be a good idea. It would help you learn how to act better, and hopefully how to assume a persona without losing yourself to it (though let's be honest, a lot of that is actually just you).
You could even do it under the guise of trying to get over your social anxiety issues, which would fit perfectly with the improvement in acting that you'd be getting.
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No. 315412 ID: 543375

>>315409
NO

Changing rooms, tight fitting clothes.
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No. 315414 ID: 950529
File 130855921794.png - (147.97KB , 800x600 , 204.png )
315414

Yeah- I'm not really- I mean.. I'm not that interested in acting either. Maybe I could just- uh- ask someone in the arts and culture dorm to give me some advice. Wh-when I move there.

>Rachel: "Have you talked to the computer club about giving lessons yet?"
>Taisha: "N-no.."
>Rachel: "Would you like me to talk to them for you?"
>Taisha: "N-no, I- I should do it myself.. I- I'm going t-to have to talk to th-them when t-teaching."
>Rachel: "Good, that's brave of you."
>Taisha: "Th-thanks though.
>Rachel: "Don't mention it."
>Rocco: "Oh- uhm- Did- uh- Did you find anything f-for- I mean- extended classes about- uh-"
>Rachel: "I did. I made you a schedule, so you can check them out. Then you can apply to the ones you like."
>Rocco: "Oh- Oh! Oh, thank you very much."
>Taisha: "What extended classes are y-you interested in, Rosho?"
>Rocco: "Uhm- I like- uh- I like- uh- mysticism a-and superstition... Those kinda things."
A rumbling and clinging sound echoes in the distance, but it's quickly approaching.
>Rachel: "Have you thought about a related job for the future?"
>Rocco: "N-no, not really.."
It's quickly louder. It will be here soon.
>Taisha: "What about working in a museum?"
>Rocco: "Oh, I'd love th-"
CLING CLANG TING TING
>Krystal: "WHO'S HUNGRY?!"
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No. 315416 ID: 234c26

>>315414
You might ask if she was at all worried about spilling the food on the way here. Some of that food is literally flying.

After that, food time. Keep an eye on the others and attempt to eat at roughly the same pace and level of manners. When in doubt, default to whatever Rachel's doing. Copying others is generally the easy route to social appropriateness.
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No. 315419 ID: 875f9c

>>315414
So, uh... what IS the special today?
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No. 315420 ID: 950529
File 130856276143.png - (145.83KB , 800x600 , 205.png )
315420

>Rocco: "Wah!"
>Taisha: "Me!"
>Rocco: "Ah- W-weren't you worried you'd spill a-any?"
>Rachel: "She always does this when she gets to push a cart."
>Krystal: "If I wanted to be slow I'd carry them one by one! Okay, ravioli, ravioli, ravioli."
She slides our plates across the table, then grabs her own plate and unceremoniously drops it on the table. It's covered in meatballs and nothing else.
>Krystal: "Meat!"
>Rachel: "That's not healthy. Have some of my ravioli, it's probably filled with vegetables."
>Krystal: "No, you just want my meat!"
>Rachel: "You can keep the meat, just have something else too."
>Krystal: "Nooo!"
>Rachel: "I will make you eat a whole plate of vegetables tomorrow."
>Taisha: "Hahahaha~"

I'll- Rachel is occupied so I'll- uh- I'll copy Taisha.
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No. 315423 ID: 80afd3

Aw, that's cute. Ask them what year they're on and generally how long they've known each other for.
>>
No. 315424 ID: 5b95eb

MEAT!
man you should have gotten meat
>>
No. 315427 ID: 950529

^
>>
No. 315433 ID: 6a4a02

man, Rachel's being ridiculous. lots of lots of meat is a must on every man's lun- oh wait. nevermind.

uhh.

==>
>>
No. 315461 ID: 4183c9

>>315433
IS SHIT OF BULL.

ONLY BOLSHEVIK SCUM DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IN NATURE, HERBIVORE IS ALWAYS BOTTOM OF FOOD CHAIN. ALWAYS VICTIM.

Point in case: Dog eat meat, cat eat meat, both are friend and good person and not food! Only in horrible communist country without civilization eat dog or cat. But cow, sheep, horse? THEY DO NOT EAT MEAT, SO THEY ARE MEAT FOR CIVILIZED PEOPLE.
>>
No. 315464 ID: 543375

>>315461
Omnivores actually are the top on land. IE humans, bears.

Plus you need more in your diet than just meat.
>>
No. 315467 ID: 4183c9

>>315464
Yes, but that mean YOU EAT MEAT. EVEN IF YOU EAT SALAD, YOU EAT MEAT. MAKE SALAD OF POTATO? PUT MEAT OF TUNA OR CHICKEN OR BACON IN IT. YOU WANT TO EAT TOMATO? PUT IT IN BURGER OF HAM. WANT TO EAT ALFALFA SPROUT? IT IS ACTUALLY MEAT. IS TASTE GOOD, THIS IS PROOF IS MEAT. Want to eat rye bread? No? THEN YOU ARE BOLSHEVIK AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT IS FREEDOM TO EAT RYE BREAD WITH PASTE OF LIVER. You want to eat potato which has been crush by freedom? IT IS ONLY FREEDOM AND NATURE TO EAT IT WITH STEW OF REINDEER AND LINGONBERRY.

Also is common misconception sausage and beer is not vegetables. Is vegetables.

But enough dietary science, Rocco should observe before constructing additional pylon of talk. Just listen to conversation and only speak if spoken to.
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No. 315491 ID: f5fe2f

>>315467
Beer is a grain, actually. Like bread.
>>
No. 315492 ID: 4183c9

>>315491
Grain is vegetable.
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No. 315496 ID: 566d38

>>315492
apparently, so is your brain. just... stop trying to be funny. it isn't working.
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No. 315502 ID: 4183c9

>>315496
Maybe you are herbivore and Bolshevik and do not understand funny.

And I do not "try". I post, and if post fills criteria, then ghost of Stalin cry like babies, if doesn't, then ghost of Stalin cry anyway because entire communism is babies no matter what.
>>
No. 315536 ID: 543375

>>315492
Grain is Starch. Like Potato.
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No. 315549 ID: 950529
File 130860885297.png - (146.29KB , 800x600 , 206.png )
315549

>Rachel: "Krystal."
>Krystal: "Okay okay, I'll eat only vegetables tomorrow, but today is meatday."
>Taisha: "Ehehehe.."
>Rachel: "Alright."
>Taisha: "I haven't had ravioli in y-years."
>Krystal: "What is it anyway"
>Rachel: "Pouches of pasta with filling. I think these have spinach in it."
>Krystal: "Is it good?"
>Taisha: "Hmm- I think i-it is."
>Rachel: "It is. Did you chance your mind?"
>Krystal: "No- Meat will always be superior!"
>Taisha: "How d-do you like it, R- Rosho?"
>Rocco: "Oh- Uhm-"
I realize I haven't started yet and quickly take a bite.
>Rocco: "Hm- Oh- It- uh- I like it."
>Taisha: "Hehe, th-that's good."
>Krystal: "Hey Rosho, have you thought about what extended classes you'll take?"
>Rachel: "Ah, we were just talking about that."
>Rocco: "Y-yeah- I mean- uh- I told Rachel what I'm interested in and she- uh- She made a list, so I'll go ch- uh- look- check them out."
>Krystal: "Cool, good luck."
>Rocco: "Th- Thank you."
A moment of silence passes when everyone focuses on eating.
>Rocco: "So- uhm- H-how long do you know each other?"
>Rachel: "About a year and a half now. Me and Taisha live in the same dormitory, so we knew each other already when we signed up for the student council. Krystal joined a little later."
>Krystal: "I heard they were short on people, so I figured I'd give it a shot."
>Taisha: "Krystal lives in th-the arts and culture dormitory. She's going t-to be an actress."
>Krystal: "Yep, theatre and opera."
>Rocco: "W-wow, that's- uh- that's- That's awesome."
>Krystal: "Thanks- Though Rachel is going to be president."
>Rachel: "I am not aiming that high."
>Taisha: "E- Everyone thinks you will be, th-though."
>Rachel: "Well, if I get the chance I will try in honor of those who believe in me."
>Krystal: "You better!"
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No. 315569 ID: 6868bc

Oh, dear. Nothing to drink?
>>
No. 315571 ID: 4183c9

>>315536
STARCH IS VEGETABLES.

>>315549
Now is time to ask them their opinions about the doctor's plans to get boys into Beaton.
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No. 315575 ID: 9a34be

>>315571
Nope nope nope nope nope.jpg
Worst topic, they'll ask how you know, Rachel will inquire things, bad plan is worst plan.

Just keep on with the conversation for now, maybe ask what kinds of drinks are available.
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No. 315576 ID: 4183c9

>>315575
No, is easy to explain. If any explanation is needed to begin with. Just say you heard about it during your nonstandard entry procedures, basically you just happened to hear someone say they heard something like that from someone.

This plan cannot go wrong!
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No. 315579 ID: 9a34be

>>315576
This plan will go wrong in every way imaginable. Rachel will pretty much be forced to ask around due to her position, news of this being leaked will reach the nurse, she'll know it was you, maybe she gets fired or something and she takes you out with her. No. Bad plan.
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No. 315581 ID: 40cb26

Offer to get them drinks! Start to leave then remember to ask what they want. Start to leave again and ask where the drinks are. Finally start to leave, stop and think, then keep going.
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No. 315582 ID: d4f98d

>>315549

GRRR she keeps doing this! ITS TAISHA AND I, TAISHA AND I.
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No. 315585 ID: d7b78f

This isn't lunch room quest. Get a drink if you're thirsty, otherwise keep up the conversation.
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No. 315587 ID: 07416a

Yes, ask about the boys. What SDF said.
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No. 315588 ID: 0f048e

>>315582

Well she doesn't have to be perfect all the time ~unyuu
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No. 315589 ID: 566d38

please resist the urge to be a grammar Nazi or say anything that might blow the nurse's cover.
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No. 315595 ID: 4183c9

OR JUST ASK THEIR OPINIONS ON LETTING BOYS INTO BEATON IN GENERAL AS IF YOU JUST CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT BY YOURSELF. THIS ISN'T HARD, PEOPLE. WE'RE NOT TRYING TO SEND DUDES INTO SPACE HERE.

We're just trying to send one dude's ponos into his sister.
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No. 315596 ID: 234c26

>>315581
I like this plan. It will make you look helpful and also adorably silly.

>>315571
I do not like this plan. It is needlessly risky. We can quietly sound out their opinions on the matter later, in a more delicate fashion.
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No. 315599 ID: fee62e

>>315581
Offering to get drinks it is!
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No. 315609 ID: f5d7c4

Risk is the spice of life. Say you heard some of the staff wanted to add boys to the school. Also, drinks are unhealthy, go with water.
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No. 315619 ID: 4183c9

Water is unhealthy, get Baileys. It's what I'd get if I were thirsty right now. Because I don't have enough mixer for Pernod or my homemade Turkisk Peber Laua Viin.

>>315596
YOU ARE A PLAN I DON'T LIKE.
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No. 315631 ID: 950529
File 130861704684.png - (142.39KB , 800x600 , 207.png )
315631

>Rocco: "S-so you've all been here from the start? I mean- uh- First- First year?"
>Rachel: "That's correct."
>Krystal: "Yep."
>Rocco: "Have you- I mean- Did you ever think of- uh- imagine- uhm- What if boys would attend too, h-how much do you think would- uh-"
>Rachel: "You come from a co-education highschool, right?"
>Rocco: "Y-yeah."
>Rachel: "Was it very different?"
>Rocco: "Well- uh- Y-yeah- But- I mean- I don't- I don't know if it was- uhm- uh- if it was- if the-"
>Rachel: "If the difference was because of mixed genders or because simply of how the school worked?"
>Rocco: "Y-yeah- Yes, ex- exactly."
>Taisha: "I- I wouldn't like it i-if boys would attend.."
>Krystal: "Yeah, we probably have enough distractions already."
>Rachel: "The quality of this environment depends on the individual students, not their gender. However, a mixed gender environment presents a lot more risks and responsibilities for the students to deal with, which may prove disadvantageous to their growth. In turn, the board will have to make counter-measures. The way we do things now would not last."
>Rocco: "Ooh.."

Everyone goes silent, apart from their eating.
The chattering in the rest of the cafeteria has become less as more students finish and leave.
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No. 315632 ID: 950529
File 130861705083.png - (145.67KB , 800x600 , 208.png )
315632

>Rocco: "Oh- uhm- uh- Shall I- Shall I get us some drinks?"
>Krystal: "Cranberry juice!"
>Taisha: "I- I'd like some water. Th-thank you."
>Rocco: "Okay- I got- I- Yes."
I start to get up. Rachel remains quiet.
>Rocco: "Uhm- Presi- uh- Rach- Rachel?"
>Rachel: "I'll come with you."
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No. 315642 ID: 67ae1c

OH GOD SHE'S SUSPECTING ALREADY
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No. 315643 ID: 4183c9

Well, have a look around. Maybe you can get some idea about what kind of students there are.

And don't let your guard down near Rachel. I like her, but she might also be the death of you (figuratively speaking), with that brain.
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No. 315646 ID: d7b78f

Doing good. If she asks about why you brought up co-ed just say that since this is your first time at an all-girls school, you were wondering about major differences. I assume she went to general schools before this, so she would know after so much time.
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No. 315648 ID: 5b95eb

"So, where do we get the drinks?"

oh man get some sunkist, shit's delicious
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No. 315651 ID: 543375

>>315646
Say you miss your old male friends, blah blah blah

used to play DnD with the guys at lunch, blah blah blah
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No. 315654 ID: d7b78f

>>315651

It's only been 1 day. It's too soon to miss them.
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No. 315657 ID: 99da04

>>315651
What friends, Rosho is supposed to be a social recluse
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No. 315660 ID: 543375

>>315657
Who would naturally hang out with a very few other social recluse to play a game that is known to attract the like
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No. 315662 ID: 566d38

I bet she has something important to tell us.

feel your bladder swell in anticipation.
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No. 315663 ID: 5b95eb

>>315651
No, not D&D, Dark Heresy! Or hey, what about Call of Cthulhu? That seems like something he'd like.

Hell, why not all three.
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No. 315665 ID: 543375

>>315663
Pathfinder is the new big thing.
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No. 315673 ID: 234c26

>>315651
This seems like a poor decision. My impression was that Rocco's close friends started and ended with Ricci. Making up make friends from the past will only trap us in an endless web of lies that will grow ever more tangled. Sticking to truths and omissions is best.
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No. 315675 ID: 543375

>>315673
Yeah, you're right. But I think bringing up the topic of boys did hit a sour note.
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No. 315684 ID: 223884

To echo someone else's idea: Just say that it's a bit wierd having been in co-ed schools all your life. She'd probably understand if you tell her you feel uneasy since you were in co-ed for over half of your life and suddenly there isn't a penis in a ten mile radius.

...well, except for yours, but don't tell her that.
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No. 315685 ID: 543375

>>315684
I think she knows.
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No. 315688 ID: 5b95eb

Ask if there's a roleplaying group on campus.
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No. 315695 ID: 950529
File 130862294377.png - (127.41KB , 800x600 , 209.png )
315695

Right- Yeah- That's- That's right. I've never had any good friends- and my cousins are all girls.
It would have been nice to have male friends to play D&D with...
But yeah- Uhm-

>Rocco: "O- okay- Alright."

We walk silently past rows of empty tables. Rachel doesn't look at me or say anything.

>Rocco: "Uhm- uh- I'm- That- I didn't mean- uh- anything with that, I just- uh- It's so different."
>Rachel: "Don't worry. It's a question on every students mind. Everyone wants to fall in love... But- We all know that with boys Beaton wouldn't be Beaton, whether you have a chart that explains exactly why or not."
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No. 315697 ID: 234c26

>>315695
Ask if there is an actual chart that explains why, and if so, who made it.
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No. 315698 ID: bfee60

>>315697

I wouldn't be suprised if there was.
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No. 315700 ID: 40cb26

>>315695
Tell her it's just that this place seems so special, it's a shame that everyone doesn't get to learn somewhere like this. Wonder out loud if other schools, both for girls and boys, could be made to be more like Beaton.
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No. 315707 ID: d7b78f

>>315700

There is a prestigious all boys school. But she is right. It simply would not be the same if it was co-ed. Regulation and student attitude would change.
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No. 315714 ID: 234c26

>>315700
I really don't think that we've spent enough time here to justify that kind of starry-eyed admiration for the way that things are done. I mean, we haven't even gone to a single class; babbling about how special the school is will only make us look foolish.
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No. 315727 ID: 55c8ab

im seeing a bit of a frontline forming up...

it seems president is a bit defensive of her harem, or maybe the council itself. she could be thinking about all those pregnancies, but considering how she lurks for porn as well, it seems more personal.

anyway, you should remember her that the other boy-only school has a bad reputation or something like it. if it were new students i would not consider trouble, but a direct mix up could potentially means too many steamy nights.

ah, have you seen your sister at the cafeteria? its possible she may try something more... personal next day.
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No. 315728 ID: 55c8ab

>>315714
>>315700
indeed, dont mention that this place is "special" i know how "wimmins" interact with their enviroment, this place is simply feminine.

i mean, have you seen their bathrooms? it smells nice, and there are no dirty poems and porn sites written on the stalls. and they actualy have mirrors! i would not be surprised if the club offered had also a strange neat-ness appeal to them.

oh. that reminds me. you have to get a way to move to your sister's dorm. when you eventualy get found out, it will be easier to make excuses. since you would have slept at her room there will be no suspicious of foul deeds.
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No. 315733 ID: 950529
File 130862596476.png - (133.14KB , 800x600 , 210.png )
315733

I haven't seen my sister at the cafeteria- But I didn't actually look for her either.

>Rocco: "Is- Is there an actual chart?"
>Rachel: "Several have been made over the years."
>Rocco: "But then- I mean- Didn't they- uh- Wasn't there a c- uh- a conclusion?"
>Rachel: "That depends on if you see statistics as set in stone."
>Rocco: "Oh.. Hm- Uh- Do- Can a- uh- Could a- If- Do you think- uh- Do you think other schools- I mean- schools for boys or with mixed gender.. Could they be made more like Beaton?"
>Rachel: "I think the question should be if a school with a completely different student body and staff could be like Beaton."
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No. 315734 ID: 40cb26

>>315733
It would start with the staff of course. Ask her how Beaton came to be how it is, was it the headmistresses design?
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No. 315735 ID: 5b95eb

Ask if there's an RPG group on campus. Do it!
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No. 315737 ID: 234c26

>>315733
This may be a good point at which to admit you don't actually know a lot about Beaton's history. How it came to be in the first place is probably rather critical to this discussion.

Of course, this discussion may or may not be one that you actually want to have. Segueing into school history and the politics of its policies may make for an excellent escape topic if you choose to treat it that way.
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No. 315738 ID: e3f578

>>315733
Start getting a bit philosophical and shit and ask if there are any true differences between men and women beyond anatomy and cultural aspects. Is Beaton truly defined by it's femininity or it's capability and dedication to its students and their various needs, ambitions, and personalities.
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No. 315742 ID: d7b78f

>>315738

That is a question for a day he could ask it w/o jumbling up his words for a half hour. He needs to take a public speaking class.

Asking about its history/start would be a good simple question.
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No. 315743 ID: bfee60

>>315738

this is getting rather close to "pushing it". I advise against it.
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No. 315748 ID: eab1be

>>315738
No, no, no no no. No.

If you're going to get philosophical about it, ask whether Beaton's... Beaton-ness is created by the people it's made of, or the methods that they follow. It is time to get away from the topic of mixed-gendered schools as if it was on radioactive fire.

On the other hand, if you want to change the subject altogether, mention that you haven't seen your sister around here. Maybe ask if there are other places that students usually eat.
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No. 315754 ID: d7b78f

>>315748

Prez only mentioned the one caf, and with the lunch room starting to thin out it's probably closer to the end of the day. So she most likely already ate.
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No. 315764 ID: 5b95eb

Yeah, it's like seven thirty, according to that clock.

That is too early for dinner, in my opinion.
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No. 315766 ID: 950529
File 130863044172.png - (137.93KB , 800x600 , 211.png )
315766

>Rocco: "Oh.. Y-yeah, that's true- I mean.. Uhm- I have to admit that- uh- I- I don't know that much about Beaton's history."
>Rachel: "That's alright. You can look it up on the campus network when you have the time."
>Rocco: "Oh- uhm.. Y-yeah.."

Rachel shakes one of the cupstacks to get the top one off.

>Rocco: "..Uhm.. Uhm- Is- Is Beaton defined- I mean- Uhm.. Is it the- the work ethic that makes Beaton, the way students are treated.. Or- Or- uhm- Or do you think- uhm- I mean... Are there- Are there any true differences between men and women be- beyond cultural and anatomical aspects?"

She.. She goes quiet.
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No. 315767 ID: 950529
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315767

>Rachel: "But if you're not your culture or your anatomy... ...Then what is left...?"
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No. 315768 ID: 950529
File 130863046722.png - (140.59KB , 800x600 , 213.png )
315768

The drinkmachine makes a gargling sound as it fills up the paper cups.

>Rachel: "But that's a question for the philosophy class. Could you get Taisha's water? And don't forget your own drink."
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No. 315770 ID: 07416a

>>315767
The architecture.
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No. 315777 ID: 40cb26

Nurture and nature... hmm. You could say - and don't say it until you fill your drinks and start back - that what is left are decisions you make and the unknowable chance events you experience. You can blame the first on your nature and the second on nurture or culture, but you can't really know or calculate them so it doesn't mean anything.

Get whatever drink you like, even we shouldn't be bothering to make plans around such things.
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No. 315779 ID: d7b78f

>>315770
>>315777

She already made a dismissive statement about the topic. If we try to force it we are just being abrasive.

Get drinks, return to seat. Maybe ask about getting a phone, now would be a good time. If they can be acquired on campus or if we will have to go off. We can't depend on her every time we want to get in touch with someone, your cousin, sister, nurse, ext...
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No. 315780 ID: 40cb26

>>315779
If he just says a thoughtful word or two after a minute to think it should get a positive response from her. Hopefully not a debate but a little ponderous "Hmm..." would be nice.
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No. 315781 ID: 234c26

>>315777
It was dumb to even push that topic as far as we did. There is precious little about people that memetics and genetics combined don't determine, and it's not a debate that we actually want to have anyway because it causes the mind to dwell on topics that we don't want it dwelling on.

Get drinks and maybe ask if Rachel is actually in any philosophy classes.
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No. 315782 ID: bccf7b

>>315767
The Mind.
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No. 315783 ID: e3f578

Well there's basic likes and dislikes, hobbies and shit don't necessarily mean culture, ambition isn't culture either, and the male female anatomical differences are merely just the reproductive systems and the bodies small tells like hips and posture; males and females both what have what's important the brain, eyes, ears, tongue, nose hands, and legs but yeah that's for later.

Plus I only meant a small part of cultural aspects jeez not all culture. Masculinity and femininity in particular and even those aren't restricted to gender. For god's sake, man, you got jack shit on the masculine side.
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No. 315785 ID: d7b78f

>>315782

Forms through external stimulus. Things like culture effect a great deal of the stimuli and molds the mind. If you remove culture and gender your mind still remembers it. You could theorize about how a mind formed w/o these things would be, but it's pointless because that's not how it is.

I wonder if this endless philosophical debate is going to make Rocco blank out.
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No. 315790 ID: 5b95eb

GET SOME SUNKIST!
Man that stuff's DELICIOUS.

Alternatively, if they don't have Sunkist, get Dr. Pepper.
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No. 315791 ID: bfee60

shut up and get the fucking drinks.
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No. 315792 ID: 543375

Jesus christ, you people are dense. The Individual.
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No. 315794 ID: 950529
File 130863483541.png - (145.34KB , 800x600 , 214.png )
315794

Uh- uh! Uhm- I don't see Sunkist- uh- I'll get- I'll get some ice tea!

>Rocco: "Uh.. Uhm- The Architecture. Uh- The Induvidual? The Mind? Uhm- Chance! Ch- Choices? Uh- E- External stimuli? Uhm... A- Ambition...?"
Rachel remains silent.
>Rocco: "Uhm- Are- Are you in- uh- in a philosophy class?"
>Rachel: "No. I don't like to dwell on things."
>Rocco: "O- Oh."
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No. 315795 ID: 5b95eb

No Dr Pepper either? Man, that drink machine sucked.
>>
No. 315796 ID: 234c26

>>315794
Rocco, stop freaking out. If you get tons of conflicting suggestions from us, don't just spam them all, instead take the safe route and keep quiet. You just look like a flake this way; any one of our ideas could have been supported by at least a semi-coherent argument but bringing them all up just shows that you don't actually have any idea.
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No. 315797 ID: d7b78f

>>315794

Thank god she can shrug all that off. Maybe you are in better hands with her than we thought.
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No. 315801 ID: 99da04

Accidentally spill soda onto floor / self / Rachel due to clumsiness
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No. 315802 ID: 40cb26

>>315794
"...Must be nice."
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No. 315804 ID: 07416a

>>315794
...You're allowed to make your own decisions, you know. Or you can grab her ass because I ordered her too. Firmness check.
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No. 315805 ID: ac87ed

"So what do you do with more extensive problems?"
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No. 315807 ID: 5c0446

Rachel has a very focused mind, see the problem. solve the problem. you'll just end up hurting your brain trying to fish out answers that start with "why".
Krystal wants to be an actress right? wouldn't that put her in the same dorm as your sister? ask her what she thinks of the dorm rep you met earlier. laura wasnt it?
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No. 315809 ID: 0f048e

>>315794

That's Rachel's way of telling you to SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
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No. 315811 ID: 950529
File 130863857473.png - (149.80KB , 800x600 , 215.png )
315811

O- ...Okay..
The rest of the walk back to the table is with a tense silence.
I take a breath to say something several times, but keep swallowing my words- Somehow she- she seems very intimidating right now.

As we approach the table I hear Krystal loud laughter, and even closer Taisha's mumbling reaches my ears.
>Krystal: "Then she said- What was it.. Oh! 'It's not lez when only one wears a dress.' We all cracked up!"
>Taisha: "Ehehehe~"
>Krystal: "I was like, 'Talk about abusing your position, captain!'"
>Taisha: "Hehehe! Oh- Welcome back."
>Rocco: "H-hello."
>Rachel: "Thank you."
We put the drinks on the table and sit down.
>Taisha: "Th-thank you v-very much."
>Krystal: "Hurray! Thanks!"
>Rachel: "Krystal, did you finish eating already?"
>Krystal: "Uh huh."
>Rachel: "You are going to be sick."
>Krystal: "Nuh huh."
>Taisha: "Was th-there a line?"
>Rocco: "Oh- uhm- N-no, not at all. I- uh- Everyone is leaving already."
>Taisha: "Ooh.."

Phew- Here the air is pleasant again.
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No. 315813 ID: 2d15f2

Quick, take the time to get to know your fellow student council members better!
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No. 315814 ID: 234c26

>>315811
You could ask if the cafeteria normally clears out this early; don't they serve dinner until nine? One would think that this would be peak time.

But yeah, small talk time.
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No. 315815 ID: 40cb26

>intimidating
Well yeah. She's been very open and comforting so far, and you found a spot in her that's all closed off. Not a bad thing or even surprising that it is there, but now you're going to feel worried about where that line is and what happens when you cross it. Just relax and let the others chatter for now. Take some time for a look around, see if maybe your sister or anyone you recognize is near.
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No. 315817 ID: 5b95eb

EAT
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No. 315821 ID: d7b78f

>>315814

He probably got to dinner latter than when it started. Cafs get a rush when dinner first starts, then it starts to thin out after the first 2 hours. It's probably somewhere between 8 and 9.
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No. 315823 ID: 234c26

>>315821
There's a clock on the wall in >>315733 that puts it at about seven-thirty.
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No. 315825 ID: d7b78f

>>315823

Still a decent time for it to start thinning out.
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No. 315828 ID: 950529
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315828

Y-
Yeah.. I- I guess- I guess it is pretty obvious that- that's- uh- it's... something that bothers her.
I don't know- I just- I guess I was starting to think that she's flawless. Now that she closed up it's- it's kind of scary. She already looks so serious most of the time.
Or maybe- Maybe I just- Maybe it just hurts because of my crush...
I don't know.

>Rocco: "So- uhm.. D- Do- Does the cafeteria- uh- Is it always so quiet?"
>Krystal: "Yeah, pretty much. Most girls start lining up around six, and the late classes arrive at about eight. So we try to hit it up at seven."
>Rocco: "Oh- I- I see. Wh- uhm.. What do.. uh- What do you usually- I mean- after dinner, do you.."
I glance over to Rachel for support- But- ..She's just eating..
>Rocco: "The- uhm.. thing..."
>Krystal: "The thing."
>Taisha: "The th-thing after dinner?"
>Rocco: "Ac- ac- activity."
>Krystal: "Oh! Nah, we don't really have an activity. Though we usually we hang out at the chapel. I dunno how well that will work after the rain, though."
>Taisha: "Th- The path is probably all m-muddy."
>Krystal: "We gotta find a back up hang out spot."
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No. 315830 ID: 99da04

WHAT'S THE THING TELL ME ABOUT THE THING I NEED TO KNOW
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No. 315831 ID: 5c0446

finding a backup hangout spot sounds like a great after dinner thing. plus you'll get to find new areas around campus.
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No. 315833 ID: 234c26

>>315828
The chapel is a potential hangout spot? That seems unusual. Is it not often used for chapel-ing?
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No. 315837 ID: 543375

>>315833
Cause them pews are totally rocking. Ask about a phone or a computer.
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No. 315846 ID: 950529
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315846

>Rocco: "The- Is- uh- The chapel- I mean- Why the chapel?"
>Krystal: "It's the most quiet place on campus, and usually empty during the week. We don't sit inside, though- Sometimes people come to pray."
>Taisha: "It's v-very peaceful."
>Krystal: "And it has a good view of the lake."
>Taisha: "B-but th-the path to it is through th-the forest, s-so it's a m-mess if it rains."
>Rocco: "Oh.. Th-that's nice- uh.. Can- I mean- Can I come? To- For the- Maybe I can help you find a back up spot..?"
>Krystal: "Sure!"
>Taisha: "Of course. D-do you have a spot in mind?"
>Rocco: "Oh- uhm- No, I- I don't really know the campus that well."
>Rachel: "Check the map I gave you."
>Rocco: "Oh! Oh yeah- uh- Sorry..."
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No. 315847 ID: 950529
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315847

I take the map from my pocket and unfold it.
It's not that detailed... But maybe you have an idea?
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No. 315850 ID: 5b95eb

Warehouse! No that's probably not a good idea. How about that green house?
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No. 315852 ID: 543375

Docks. Lots of drainage so mud is hardly an issue. Plus boats are cool.
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No. 315854 ID: bfee60

your school has docks. holy shit. you gotta get that place checked out ASAP, man. you know what they say about docks and crossdressers.
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No. 315855 ID: 5b95eb

Or maybe that building across the gardens from the Green House, the unmarked one. Or that other unmarked building near the docks. I BET ONE'S HAUNTED
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No. 315856 ID: 9a34be

Green house probably has humidity issues, might not be all that comfortable.

If you're looking for places where people are less likely to be, I'd say that area between the gardens, leisure field and arts dorm looks good, maybe. That or the area between the docks and the greenhouse, which is farther from the cafeteria but has a better view of the water.

Or just go to the gardens, they're probably not full this time of day.
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No. 315858 ID: 07416a

>>315846
Gardens are where it's at.
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No. 315865 ID: d4d2eb

>>315828
Everyone has flaws. Absolutely everyone. Rachel's flaw is that she's a little bit too focused. Honestly I'm surprised you didn't notice earlier. Her gaze is seriously intense.
It's fine if you just let her do her thing, or don't mind getting pulled around, but she's really not the sort of person who'll get dissuaded easily. Really, I think if you wanted to change her mind about something, you'd have to have a killer argument. Passionate and willful, with just enough facts to back it up.
It'll have to be something amazing.

But that's not really important. We've still got lots of options and people to meet. It's only your first day. Don't worry about it for now.

>>315847
I suggest the docks. It's right by the water, so it'll be relaxing. They probably don't have any activities there, and if they do they'll all be focused on the water, anyway. You girls can just hang out where it's dry and look at the waves.
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No. 315873 ID: 5b95eb

They probably do have a maritime class.
But nothing this late.
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No. 315880 ID: d4f98d

A chapel!? NOOOO, keep it away. IT HURTS US SO.

*Hiss*

...

Naw, just screwing with ya. I love chapels. They burn so nicely.
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No. 315891 ID: 565f4f

rachel sounds like someone that would have a definitive future as a politician, even if she doesnt become malleable to other people's way of thinking.

rain and mud is bad for your cover.

for now you should ask for a campus tour, later on you should check the chapel and make sure its far from the lake or one day they may dump you there for fun.

oh thats right. you dont have a clue about what you are going to study and where. maybe its time to have a chat about the teachers and the classes.
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No. 315892 ID: b65457

that... that crest...

it's so haunting...
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No. 315897 ID: 0d7a83

>>315847
Well you can't exactly judge just from a map but i'd say the statue courtyard would be to. It's got to be quieter then the gardens at least. That or somewhere near the docks.
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No. 315898 ID: 445b4c

Given that it's a lake (as opposed to a river or whatnot), the docks might be as quiet and calm as the chapel. Point that out.
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No. 315902 ID: 234c26

>>315892
It is rather unsubtly suggestive, isn't it? I find it hard to believe that whoever designed that "sword flanked by round-topped trees" crest wasn't intentionally making a dick joke. But I suppose one should never underestimate the potential stupidity, or obliviousness, of the human race.

>>315847
I'd go with docks here, as long as they're nice, but this does seem like a perfect opportunity to wrangle them into giving you the grand tour.
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No. 315904 ID: b65457

>>315902
Really? Maybe you should approach it from a different angle. Take a look at it upside down.
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No. 315910 ID: bfee60

>>315904

uhh. an overweight demon with a soul patch? I don't get it.
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No. 315918 ID: 543375

>>315910
It's looks like a Uterus.
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No. 315926 ID: 336972

>>315847

Oh Oh Oh! You should go check out that lake! Failing that check out the large green house. Lake is top priority though.
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No. 315929 ID: 5b95eb

>>315904
8I

dat face
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No. 315956 ID: d9f9ef

>>315880
Dude remember that Jesus. Man can't believe we got him to hang out with that hooker.
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No. 315965 ID: 00d3d5

>>315956
Bah, since when do we care about ruining people's hilariously misinformed religious beliefs?
We didn't get them to 'hang out', we hooked 'em up. She had like five of his kids last we saw of her.

Oh, and no, there's no point in trying to track down his descendants. They're like half the planet now.
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No. 315975 ID: 755245

so the crest is either a feminist's emblem, a unconsious dick jokes or a smiley known for its awkwardness.

so the head"mistress" is either a repressed feminist, a former rape victim or somehow linked to the orb.

i think ill like it here.
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No. 315978 ID: f5fe2f

>>315847
Warehouse seems like a good place. It'll certainly be peaceful. Greenhouse could be alright too, but with rain hammering down on the glass maybe less pleasant, and there could be a class in there. It does have a view of the lake.
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No. 315992 ID: 950529
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315992

>Rocco: "Uhm.. Wh-what about... uh.. the warehou- No- I mean- The- Uh.. The greenhouse?"
>Rachel: "The warehouse and greenhouse are closed in the evening."
>Rocco: "Oh.. Uh- What about th-the gardens? Or the docks?"
>Taisha: "Th- There's usually a lot of people in the gardens.."
>Krystal: "Let's walk through the gardens to the docks, maybe we'll find a nice place along the way."
>Taisha: "Th- That sounds good."
>Rocco: "O- Okay."
>Rachel: "Alright."
A moment passes as Taisha and Rachel finish their meals. I keep looking at the map.
>Rocco: "Uh- I was wondering- uh- Does the- The logo- I mean- The coat of arms- Does it represent anything?"
>Rachel: "The blade that cuts its own path."
>Krystal: "I always thought it looked like an ovary."
>Taisha: "Ehehe, me t-too."
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No. 315995 ID: 99da04

Tell them you think it looks like a penis
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No. 315996 ID: bfee60
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315996

>>315995

you clearly haven't had much experience with phallic logos.
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No. 315999 ID: 40cb26

>>315995
Don't.
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No. 316010 ID: 950529
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316010

>Rocco: "Oh.. I thought- No.. Oh, I see."

>Rachel: "Are you not going to finish your food?"
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No. 316011 ID: fa6e8d

>>316010
DANGER
NOPE
>>
No. 316014 ID: 07416a

>>316010
Are you still hungry?
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No. 316015 ID: 5c0446

with all the freaking out you've been doing id recommend eating at least a little bit more. this does explain how you can forget to eat anything all day tho.
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No. 316029 ID: 950529
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316029

>Rocco: "Oh- Uhm- I sh- I should- uh.."

They all look at me patiently. My stomach twists into a knot...
...I'm not that hungry any more...
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No. 316033 ID: 35e1a0

just stuff it in. get your stomach too full of food for the butterflies to fit.
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No. 316036 ID: 0d7a83

>>316029
Dude don't freak out man just concentrate on the DELICIOUS VEGETABLE PASTA PACKETS.
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No. 316038 ID: 99da04

Suddenly food fight
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No. 316040 ID: 40cb26

>>316029
You could not have possibly been served that much ravioli. I think your eyes are playing tricks on us. Or they put all their raviolis onto your plate when you weren't looking. Just eat a little more and be done with it.
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No. 316041 ID: 4183c9

LE CHUG.
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No. 316046 ID: 1a99f0

most ravioli can actually be swallowed without chewing. get on it.
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No. 316049 ID: 950529
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316049

Okay- Right- Y-yeah- Just.. Just gonna concentrate on eating. They'll be gone before I know it.

>Krystal: "Oh- I was at the shop earlier today, and I overheard some girls who were going to buy matching clothes."
>Rachel: "Why would they do that?"
>Krystal: "Lez, maybe?"
>Taisha: "I used t-to get matching clothblah blah blah
>Rachel: blah blah blah
>Krystal: blah blah blah
chew chew chew gulp chew chew chew gulp chew chew chew gulp
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No. 316050 ID: d4f98d

>>316049
Jesus, is lezzing out the only thing Kryatal has on her mind?

At least you've got the right mindset for the eating, Rocco. NICE ONE.
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No. 316051 ID: 99da04

Maybe it's Spirit Week and tomorrow is Twin Day
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No. 316052 ID: 1854db

Eat dat food.
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No. 316057 ID: b67e9b

try to determine why Taisha is always blushing all the time. it's either because she's got the hots for someone at this table or well, she also has a penis like you do.
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No. 316060 ID: 950529
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316060

I- Hmm.. I don't really- I don't see- I mean.. No, Taisha isn't really looking at us like- uh- like- You know. Like she has a crush... She doesn't really look at any of us differently. Or- Maybe she has a crush on all of us?
blah blah blah
You're right.. Krystal has been talking about- uh- hom- les- about girl girl romance a lot. Maybe.. Maybe it bothers her?
blah blah blah
>Rachel: "Oh, you're done."
Oh. That- That went well.
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No. 316062 ID: d4f98d

>>316060
You've got a little something on your chin.

Lick it off suggestively in front of them.
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No. 316065 ID: 99da04

>>316062
No conveniently forget about it so someone will be all like "wait rosho you have something on your chin" and they will move in to wipe it off for you and then your heart will go ~doki doki~ because they are that close to your face
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No. 316067 ID: d4f98d

>>316065

Either way will work.

Make sure to lid your eyes heavily if you do so and start breathing heavily.
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No. 316068 ID: 1854db

Apologize for taking so long.
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No. 316072 ID: 980ade

>>316065
do eet
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No. 316081 ID: 5f55fe

>>316062
Must we torture Rocco at every opportunity?
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No. 316082 ID: 4183c9

>>316081
No. But you have to pay me 25 USD for every opportunity you fail to torture Rocco.
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No. 316095 ID: b67e9b

make sure to suck that piece of leftover food into your mouth from the tip of your index.
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No. 316097 ID: 0d7a83

>>316082
You will have none of my money sir!

THEY WANT TO LICK YOUR FACE ROCCO.
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No. 316100 ID: 2d15f2

>>316060
I don't think it really bothers her. It might, but given her behavior she probably just has a preoccupation with it. You shouldn't assume she is one nor should you assume she's actively opposed to them at this stage.

Perhaps, sometime in the future when you two are just hanging out you could drop a "So what's the deal with you and lesbians, anyway?" into casual conversation and get to the bottom of it, but for now I say don't let it worry you overmuch.

As for Taisha, she may simply be shy like yourself, hence all the blushing. Alternatevly, she may be crushing on either you or Rachel, since I don't think you've been there when Rachel wasn't, so you may not have seen what she's like on her own.

Again, as you get to know these girls these mysteries will be revealed. Don't forget that that is the most important thing right now, getting to know them, making friends, having a good time. Try to relax a little and contribute to conversations. Ask questions, listen, learn, don't be afraid to offer discenting view points if you don't agree. While it's important that you fit in, it's also important that you be yourself.
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No. 316101 ID: 950529
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316101

Wh- Huh? Which side?
H-how can- Wh-
Why would they lick my face?!

>Rocco: "Uhm- S-sorry for taking so long."
>Rachel: "Don't worry. It's healthier than what Krystal does."
>Krystal: "Haha!"
>Rachel: "But you have a crumb on your chin."
>Rocco: "Ah- uh- Yeah, I'm trying to get it.."
>Rachel: "The other side."
>Rocco: "Here?
>Rachel: "No, it's- Hold on."
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No. 316102 ID: 950529
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316102

>Rachel: "Here."
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No. 316107 ID: 0d7a83

>>316102
Quick, suck on her finger!
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No. 316108 ID: 2d15f2

...

Um.

Well.

Lets not dwell too much on that for now, shall we? Keep calm and carry on.

... wow.
>>
No. 316109 ID: d6ae01

Steady... steaaaaaady...
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No. 316110 ID: 1854db

Blush and look away embarassedly.
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No. 316114 ID: 234c26

>>316107
A fantastically dangerous course of action which I do not recommend. It could backfire by Rachel responding nagatively, or by Rachel responding too positively- either way is bad. Really, you should not be placing your mouth on others' body parts unless you're ready to have sex with them, and you have too many secrets from Rachel for that to be the case.
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No. 316121 ID: 99da04

doki doki~!
>>
No. 316123 ID: 1a99f0

Thank her and fail miserably to act normal
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No. 316124 ID: 4183c9

>>316114
>you should not be placing your mouth on others' body parts unless you're ready to have sex with them
Fun fact: When I was in the army, this one time during cleaning duty, the guy who was doing the inspection found dust which he now had on his finger and he brought said finger near one of the guys in the room being inspected to ask the obvious "what the fuck do you think this is"-question. So the other guy took the finger in his mouth and licked the dust off.

What Rocco would be doing is a few magnitudes better if you ask me.
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No. 316129 ID: d7b78f

Thank her, give her the doe eyes.
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No. 316131 ID: 40cb26

Just say thanks, and make those eyes as you do. You know.
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No. 316132 ID: fee62e

>>316129
>>316131
Seconding this course of action!
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No. 316141 ID: e3f578

>>316102
tell her not to do that, that it's awkward
don't worry it's in character
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No. 316147 ID: 950529
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316147

No- No- Y-yes- Oc for- Of course, I'm not- I won't-
Yes, ex- exactly, you're- Yeah, I don't- I won't suck her finger. We- That's- If we do any sexual- Yeah, I shouldn't have so much secrets. I mean- Not that I-
I just-
>Rocco: "Th- Th- Tha- Th-"
I would like to confide in her- Not for sex! I mean-!
There's- But you-
Yeah I'll just-
>Rocco: "Th- Thank you."
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No. 316148 ID: 950529
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316148

>Rachel: "You're welcome. Are you coming?"
>Rocco: "Whh-!"

W-well.. It is true that there's too many secrets to be close friends. Not just mine, but- Yeah, like you said, there's so much I don't know about them either.

I'm not sure how to be myself, though. Sometimes- Sometimes I don't know what exactly I'm feeling- Or I'm just... feeling so much, I- I don't know.

Maybe.. Maybe by getting to know them, I will also get to know myself.
My first friends...

>Rocco: "Y- Yes! Sorry!"
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No. 316150 ID: 99da04

Cue pause screen?
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No. 316152 ID: 234c26

>>316147
Damn, Rocco, considering how much you sweat, you're going to need so many uniforms it's ridiculous. You'll have to change every day at lunch time if you don't want to smell in the afternoon.

Speaking of that, how many uniforms do you have?
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No. 316153 ID: 2d15f2

You really need to learn to think to us while doing other things.
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No. 316156 ID: 40cb26

>>316152
And on that note, drink lots of water and gatorade. Because at this rate of sweating you'll end up more dehydrated than a mummy in less than a week.
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No. 316159 ID: d7b78f

>>316148

You processing all these voices is probably slowing down your own thought and decision making.
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No. 316174 ID: 950529
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316174

S- Sorry- I- I can't think very fast. I'm trying...

Yeah, I'll drink lots! Thank you for caring.
I've been pretty thirsty... Though I don't feel- uh- I'm not very sweaty- I- I think.
A shower will be nice though..
Actually, I don't know how to get a new uniform. This one is a bit too big.

We put our plates and cutlery in a conveyer belt that takes them back into the kitchen, and exit the cafeteria. We walk towards the garden, past all the dorms.

>Rocco: "Uhm- I was wondering- uh- How do- I mean- How do I get a new uniform? I mean- When this needs to be washed.."
>Rachel: "You can buy new uniforms at the shop with your ID card. Until you get yours you can borrow mine- We have about the same size."
>Rocco: "Oh- Oh, thank you- Thank you very much. Oh- Uh- At the shop, can- can I also get a cellphone? Or- Or even a laptop?"
>Rachel: "You can, but you'll need to save your allowance for a while to afford it. But every dorm has a phone and a desktop computer, and I'll let you use mine, just ask."
>Rocco: "Thank- Thank you again."
>Krystal: "You're so generous, Rachel~"
>Rachel: "Rosho is staying in my room until a bed opens up in your dormitory. We will be together most of the time."
>Krystal: "Doesn't make ya less generous."
>Rachel: "Well- Thank you."
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No. 316185 ID: 99da04

Walk in a straight line formation because shit just got real
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No. 316188 ID: d7b78f

I'm starting to get a less and less lesbian vibe from the student council. Just a bunch of normal chicks. This is a good thing, it will make your integration into school life much easier. I think we can safely put to rest thoughts of sexual undertone or lesbian rape for now. It's too much work reading that deeply, and it's spazzing out Rocco.
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No. 316207 ID: 5b95eb

We only got that vibe to begin with because we have our collective minds in the gutter.
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No. 316210 ID: e48dc2

>>316207
Pretty much this.
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No. 316212 ID: d4f98d

>>316188
NEVER.

>>316207
Speak for myself!
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No. 316213 ID: 543375

>>316188
Taisha is the only one, though she could be just as shy as Rocco.
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No. 316214 ID: 336972

>>316174

Krystal's skirt has pockets.
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No. 316217 ID: 950529
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316217

Wha.. So they- They're not dangerous perverts at all? That's a relief- I mean- They didn't seem like it, but.. I was a bit alarmed when you kept talking about rape 'n stuff. Phew!

The silence begins to sink in as the chirping crickets take over for us.
We hear people talking and TVs playing every time we pass a dorm, but when we pass the last one everything is quiet again.

I hear Krystal breathe in before she breaks the silence.
>Krystal: "Did you finish watching Lucky Star?"
>Taisha: "Not yet- It's- It is cute th-though."
>Rachel: "Isn't it redundant to watch a cartoon about schoolgirls when attending an all girl school?"
>Krystal: "Should we watching anime about boy schools then?"
>Taisha: "Oh- R- Remember Ouran High Host Club?"
>Krystal: "Hahaha~ Maybe we should start a host club with crossdressers- Though that'd be pretty lez."
>Taisha: "Ehehehe.."
>Rachel: "You two are weeaboos."
>Krystal: "You haven't seen weeaboo, Rach- Come to the arts dorm during anime night."
>Rachel: "No, thank you."
>Taisha: "Ehehe.."

The intimidating aura around Rachel has disappeared again- The night time air is as peaceful as can be.
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No. 316218 ID: 543375

Now's a good time to ask about DnD.
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No. 316219 ID: 35e1a0

DO NOT shift your eyes nervously. but, if they do do that then you could go for broke by being a guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy. it's so vaudevillian.
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No. 316220 ID: d4f98d

>>316217
SINISTER HARPIES.

LUCKY STAR IS ALL THAT IS WRONG WITH ANIME.

Also, again with the Lez talk from Krystal. Its like a fixation. I'm starting to think she believes if she talks about it enough you'll all just spontaneously break out into a lesbian makeout session or something.
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No. 316221 ID: 5b95eb

You see, *we*'re the dangerous perverts.
I can't honestly imagine how you haven't noticed this by now.

Did someone just say "weeaboo"? 'Cause I think I just heard someone say "weeaboo".
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No. 316227 ID: d9f9ef

>>316221
Someones gonna get paddled.
Rachel seems like she would watch magical girl animes as a secret shame.
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No. 316229 ID: 1963d1

>>316217
Hey, here's an opportunity to impress the girls with your anime knowledge! How about you tell them you like:

Bible Black
Tokyo Tribe II
Ninja Scroll
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
And especially Princess 69: Midnight Gymnastics.


That last one has gymnastics right in the title! Girls like gymnastics. How could they not like that anime, right?
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No. 316230 ID: d4f98d

>>316229
OK, in the hopes you don't utterly humiliate yourself, I'm just gonna go ahead and say

DON'T.
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No. 316234 ID: fee62e

>>316229
IId laugh my ass off if you DID say that, but that woudl get you in shit so deep we would need a metaphorical bulldozer to drag you out.

Why you ask? Because that iant anime, thats hentai, and some very fetish ridden one.

Make some small chat, ask them their favorite ones and fake some interest even if you dont know jack shit about it.
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No. 316236 ID: 5f55fe

>>316234
Higurashi is not Hentai! And I LIKE that anime. I can't say much for the others. But let's not get into this sort of discussion here. We need to focus on Rocco.
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No. 316237 ID: d4f98d

>>316236
Second season was stupid as fuck. You can say that from me, Rocco.
>>
No. 316239 ID: 35e1a0

what about diebuster?
>>
No. 316240 ID: 445b4c

Well, Higurashi falls into the "mysticism" theme you've mentioned before. You can say you were recommended to watch it. It's pretty grim and gory though.
>>
No. 316241 ID: 5b95eb

Yeah. Ask if there are any roleplaying groups on campus. You gotta get a game of Call of Cthulhu going.

I prefer Dark Heresy but Call of Cthulhu seems more up your alley.
>>
No. 316244 ID: e3f578

>>316217
>weeaboos
hhhhhoh fuck
Rachael might browse a chan from time to time, or is at least versed in internet humor
ask if she's ever heard of a place called tgchan or something like Ruby Quest

fucking paradox this shit
>>
No. 316258 ID: 445b4c

You know, I get the feeling Krystal is testing you, as subtly as she can. I think it's better that you just ignore her every mention of lesbians for the remaining day.
>>
No. 316277 ID: d6e9fa

forget internet culture, enjoy real life shenanigans

also stay away from animes. if they get around dreaming about boys, i dont want to figure out what they do with all of those heroes.
>>
No. 316279 ID: b65457

What is your favorite anime, Rocco?

If you don't watch a lot of it, just let them know, they could probably make some good recommendations.

If you want to mess with Krystal a bit, you could always say you like Utena
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No. 316289 ID: 1ca8b5

say you like Ranma c:
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No. 316294 ID: 07416a

>>316289
Ranma IS pretty awesome. I prefer the manga though.
>>
No. 316302 ID: 99da04

Rocco's favorite anime is Aki Sora
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No. 316303 ID: d4f98d

Say you like "I My Me! Strawberry Eggs".

SAY IT.
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No. 316304 ID: 336972

Instead of saying what animes you watch, how bout you ask what animes they've watched and make responses to those. Else just let the whole thing go for now, I'm sure you'll encounter more weeaboo-ness during those anime nights anyway.
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No. 316305 ID: d4f98d

>>316304
THIS DOES NOT ALLOW FOR DISGUISED HINTS AS TO ROCCOS SITUATION WHICH MAY IN TURN LEAD TO HILARIOUS SHENANIGANS.

THE FUCK, MAN?
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No. 316323 ID: d7b78f

>>316279

That's actually one fairly normal for teenage girls to like.

Don't spout the name of an anime you haven't even seen and say you like it. Remember we are trying to be honest about everything but your gentiles. These are the people you will spend the rest of your school life with ideally. So you don't want to be bullshitting about the things you find fun to do with them. Otherwise hanging out with them will become a chore.

If there is an anime you like, mention it. If not, ask about anime night if you want to build some common ground with Krystal and Taisha. Rachel doesn't seem to care that much, but you're sharing a room with her so common ground will build itself.
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No. 316328 ID: 234c26

>>316323
Yeah, have to stand with this sentiment. Don't offer opinions of any kind about any shows you've never actually seen- it's important to operate on a "lie only when necessary" principle here. That means sticking to the truth about what you know and what you like, regardless of whatever our ideas are.
>>
No. 316343 ID: e3f578

admit you love the fuck out of some Dragonball Z, even if that would make you the Clyde of an Anime Club
>>
No. 316347 ID: 6868bc

Maybe talk about that Axe Power nonsense your sister is avid about. Is that an anime?
>>
No. 316379 ID: 40cb26

Here is an idea: If you like an anime be honest about it. If you don't then don't say you do.
>>
No. 316413 ID: 5b95eb

Say you like Wakfu. It's French!
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No. 316423 ID: 05514e

>>316413
BUT THEY ARE IN SPACE BRITAIN
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ROCCO DO
CAUSE WORLD WAR MODERN WARCRAFT PORTAL 2: WORLDS OF ANIME?
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No. 316426 ID: 950529
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316426

I haven't seen any of those anime.. I like to read- I mean- Manga and comics and books. Ricci too, though she sometimes watches the Axepower animated cartoon and the live action movies.
Uhm- Yeah, I shouldn't be lying- uh- But- I could join them...

>Rocco: "I- I- uh- I only know anime by name- A lot of titles, but I've never seen any. Uh-"
>Krystal: "I'll come get you when there's anime night, so you can dive into the fire head first."
>Rocco: "Oh- Oh, thank you, I was- I was going ask you- Thanks."
>Rachel: "I'll come too, then."
>Taisha: "Me t-too!"
>Krystal: "Uh oh, the entire council at anime night- That's going to turn some heads."
>Rachel: "If it's too much we'll have one in the office."
>Taisha: "Ehehe.."
>Rocco: "Actually- I- uhm- I was wondering if there's a- uh.. Something like..."
>Rachel: "What are you interested in?"
>Rocco: "Uh- Dungeons and Dragons- or- or another tabletop R-P-G."
>Rachel: "Our dormitory has a gurps campaign."
>Krystal: "The arts dorm is running a Mutants and Masterminds game with the worlds cheesiest superheroes."
>Rocco: "Ooh- Awesome."
>Taisha: "I could t-teach you th-those systems, Rosho, if y-you'd like."
>Krystal: "Just don't make a male character."
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No. 316429 ID: 99da04

Make a male character
>>
No. 316430 ID: c4468a

Ask why you don't want to make a male character... then do it anyway.
>>
No. 316431 ID: 35e1a0

ask why, explain it you thought the point of role-playing was to be something different.
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No. 316435 ID: 234c26

>>316428
The conversation has moved on from discussion of anime. There is no need to return to the topic.

>>316429
Save this for when Rocco is actually in a position to join a game.

>>316426
Say that it sounds like there's a story behind that bit of advice. With any luck, Krystal will immediately start telling you amusing and informative things. And you can certainly accept Taisha's offer; that sounds like an excellent excuse to spend some time getting to know her better, and you'll want to make sure that all of the council members like you. If something ever goes wrong you'll want to be far enough in their good books that they'll take your side.
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No. 316436 ID: 5b95eb

Just don't make a male character man. You don't want to be that guy. The neckbeard that plays the oversexualized female elf.

I don't know M&M or GURPS. Shit.
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No. 316440 ID: 5b95eb

Also look at that lamp is it making a face that's adorable
>>
No. 316441 ID: 1854db

Ask why you would WANT to make a male character, jeez.
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No. 316442 ID: e3f578

>>316426
Rocco, dude, bring up the topic of Metal Gear Solid and fit in "Aww this is just like one of my japanese animes" line while doing that HNNNNNNNNNNNG thing.
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No. 316443 ID: 35e1a0

>>316435
good idea. ask what the story behind that is.
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No. 316444 ID: 05514e

LIKE SAID PREVIOUSLY, TAKE TAISHA UP ON HER OFFER AND ASK KRYSTAL WHY SHE ADVISES THAT. SURELY THE STORY IS PROBABLY AKIN TO AN ATYPICAL 'that guy' STORY EXCEPT THAT IT'S A SWITCHAROO WHERE A 'that girl' MAKES A BEEF MACHOFIST HUMAN WARRIOR WITH A FAT DICK

ALSO ASK WHAT THE GURPS CAMPAIGN IS ABOUT

AND MAKE A SLABROCK LARGEMEAT FEMININE ELF FIGHTER/MAGE THAT PUNCHCASTS VIA BRASS KNUCKLES.
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No. 316445 ID: d7b78f

>>316444

Are you saying Krystal doesn't already have a character like that? Shes doesn't want another char like that, she wants to monopolize all the bitches.
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No. 316446 ID: 0d7a83

>>316444
>MAKE A SLABROCK LARGEMEAT FEMININE ELF FIGHTER/MAGE THAT PUNCHCASTS VIA BRASS KNUCKLES

This is a solid plan.
>>
No. 316448 ID: 05514e

>>316445
LISTEN KID IT'S EITHER ANIME OR TABLETOP RPGS, KRYSTAL CAN'T DO BOTH BETWEEN ALL THAT SLAMFUCKING AND CHEATING SHE'S DOING
>>
No. 316452 ID: 950529
File 130879220188.png - (136.39KB , 800x600 , 231.png )
316452

Wait- Wait- I don't even know those systems, or what the campaigns are about! I can't decide on a character yet.
Uh-
Yeah, okay.

>Rocco: "I'd- I'd like that- I'd appreciate it- Th- Thank you, Taisha."
>Taisha: "No problem. We're in th-the same dorm f-for now, so j-just ask me whenever."
>Rocco: "I- I will do that- uhm- Thank you. But- uhm- uh- Krystal-"
>Krystal: "Yeah?"
>Rocco: "Why shouldn't- Why can't- Why no male character?"
>Krystal: "You don't want to be like those girls.. You know, two of 'em make handsome men who just happen to be gay, and they roleplay them being gay, and they say it's all in character... but you can see in their eyes- you can see they are actually lusting for each other."
>>
No. 316454 ID: 0d095c

>>316452
SOMEONE has a fixation. Also, LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES.

And also, become flustered at the mention of Yaoi fangirls.
>>
No. 316458 ID: 05514e

PFFT FUCK THAT JAMBOX
YOU'LL PLAY A MALE CHARACTER AND PROVE THEIR SHIT WRONG
PLUS IT'LL HELP YOU WORK PAST BEING AWKWARD BECAUSE YOU CAN ROLEPLAY SOMEONE NOT YOU AND SHIT AND YOU'LL MAKE SOME FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE IT.

SO BASICALLY GURPS IS A GENERIC RPG SYSTEM THAT YOU CAN USE TO FIT ANY SORT OF SETTING.
WANNA BE ROBO SPACE PIRATES ON A MISSION TO SAVE NINJA JULIET FROM THE KING OF MARS? THEY GOT BOOKS FOR THAT.
WANNA BE A COWBOY IN THE ANCIENT LAND OF JAPAN FIGHTIN' DUDES WITH A SWORD THAT SHOOTS BULLETS? THEY GOT BOOKS FOR THAT.
IT'S JUST A SWEET SYSTEM IN THE RIGHT HANDS. HENCE WHY YOU SHOULD ASK WHAT ITS ABOUT.

M&M IS A DELICIOUS CANDY TR-IS A SYSTEM ABOUT SUPERHEROES/VILLAINS DOING SUPER STUFF WHILE BEING SUPER DEE DUPER.

ASK KRYSTAL IF SHE'S EVER MADE A MALE CHARACTER AND WHAT HE WAS LIKE. SAME QUESTIONS TO TAISHA.

ALSO PEEK A LOOK AROUND YOU, SEE IF THERE ARE ANY SWEET HANGOUT SPOTS.
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No. 316459 ID: 8f6488

ask her if that kinda stuff happens often around here.

hopefully we'll get some names.
>>
No. 316460 ID: d4f98d

>>316452
UGH. THOSE kind of RPers.
>>
No. 316462 ID: 40cb26

>>316452
"It sounds like they'd do it anyway."
>>
No. 316463 ID: 35e1a0

"but.. what about male characters that aren't gay? or just wants to fight monsters?"
>>
No. 316465 ID: d4f98d

>>316444
His name shall be CRUNCH BEEFSTEAK
>>
No. 316467 ID: d4f98d

>>316462
Or this.
>>
No. 316469 ID: 234c26

>>316462
Ahaha, I like that response.
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No. 316474 ID: 05514e

just giggle at the thought of two girls unashamedly hitting on each other under the pretense they are pretending and ask krystal and taisha if they have ever made male characters just to keep the conversation afloat. maybe ask what other things the rest of them are into.
>>
No. 316478 ID: 3416ec

>>316465

SLAB SQUATTHRUST
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No. 316480 ID: 0d095c

>>316478
Is he related to Bulk Squatthrust?
>>
No. 316484 ID: 99da04

>>316474
Rocco
>>
No. 316485 ID: 05514e

>>316478
HULK BABYTEETS
>>
No. 316487 ID: 2d2ce5

>>316485
MAXIMUS PENETRATE
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No. 316489 ID: 234c26

>>316465
>>316478
>>316480
>>316485
>>316487
Rocco, if you start uncontrollably giggling and then share some of these names with the rest of the student council as things to call a character whose only purpose is to act as a sex puppet, I bet it would actually go over surprisingly well.
>>
No. 316493 ID: 950529
File 130879658170.png - (169.47KB , 800x600 , 232.png )
316493

>Rocco: "Have any of you ever made a male character?"
>Krystal: "No, I'm not a lesbo. I don't really play much anyway."
>Taisha: "I- I have. I made all kinds of character, b-but I play online."
>Rachel: "I don't play tabletop R-P-Gs either."
>Rocco: "Ohh.. I- I see. Then- uh- Wh- What else are you interested in?"
>Krystal: "Not roleplaying gay men."
>Taisha: "V- Videogames.."
>Krystal: "Music, B-list movies, anime.."
>Taisha: "I like anime and manga t-too."
>Rachel: "Lately I am just looking at zany videos and images online."
>Krystal: "But we all do that."
>Rachel: "Perhaps I am easily amused."
>>
No. 316495 ID: e3f578

What about the man who's muscles have descended his bloodline for GENERATIONS!?
>>
No. 316496 ID: 99da04

"Easily amused", she is literally a cat.
Shine a laser pointer at a wall next to her.
>>
No. 316497 ID: e3f578

>>316493
yeah okay she goes to the chans
ask which board is her favorite
>>
No. 316498 ID: 543375

What's the at the docks or wherever you were going?
>>
No. 316500 ID: d4f98d

>Krystal: "No, I'm not a lesbo. I don't really play much anyway.

PFFFFT.

Girl, I've got some very bad news for you...
>>
No. 316501 ID: 05514e

>>316493
OKAY KID, YOU LOT HAVE BEEN WALKING FOR A WHILE NOW. SEE IF THERE ARE ANY SPOTS AROUND YOU CAN CHILL OUT AT WITH YOUR HOMEGIRLS.

ASK THEM ABOUT ANY INTERESTING STUFF TO CHECK OUT AT THE SCHOOL. SEE WHAT KIND OF MUSIC KRYSTAL LIKES. WHAT KIND OF VIDEOGAMES TAISHA IS INTO. IF RACHEL WANTS TO GO KNUCKLEFUCK IN THE BATHROOM.
>>
No. 316502 ID: 5fa5a9

>>316497

for the love of all that is holy, don't mention any goddamn *chan.
>>
No. 316503 ID: 35e1a0

okay, they seem to be thinking everyone who makes a guy character is a lesbian. what is up with that? we need to prove them wrong! have your guy punch dudes in the face when they try to hit on him.
>>
No. 316504 ID: 234c26

>>316493
>Krystal: "No, I'm not a lesbo. I don't really play much anyway."
Pah. No one fixates that much without some kind of tendency. But that would be very rude to bring up.

>>316497
Some things are not to be mentioned to people that you've known less than 24 hours. Chans are one of them.

>>316493
What kind of videogames Taisha likes seems like a safe and interesting topic. Shooters, real-time strategy, MMOs? Something more niche, like flight simulators?

You could also bring up your own tastes in music and compare to Krystal's. Names of bands are good. Got to pass the time somehow until you arrive at your destination.
>>
No. 316508 ID: 5b95eb

TALK ABOUT BATTLEFIELD 3, GAME OF THE YEAR, ALL YEARS
>>
No. 316513 ID: 2d2ce5

>>316495
ah yes of course. Rocco, if you do make a male character, his name has to be Zuke Von Magestrong, master of muscle based wizardry.
>>
No. 316517 ID: 234c26

>>316497
>>/questdis/348258
>>
No. 316524 ID: 5c0446

ask about the video games is there clubs for it? how about sports? anything in particular the school is famous for one? how bout paintball? think of the team building!
>>
No. 316537 ID: fee62e

>>316508
BATTLEFIELD FUCK YEAH! From now on you shall refer to me as LORD KARMAGEDON

Ask Taisha about her favoutite videogames and shit.
>>
No. 316546 ID: 05514e

LIKE I SAID, ASK THE LADY ABOUT VIDYA GAMES BUT DON'T FOCUS SOLELY ON IT AND TRY TO BE MORE CURIOUS ABOUT OTHER THINGS THAN SOLELY STUFF SEEN AS NERDY IN COMMON SOCIETY.

ALSO ROCCO, I DON'T THINK WE'VE ASKED YOU WHAT SORTS OF THINGS YOU ARE INTO. KNOWING MORE ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS (OBVIOUSLY OCCULTISM BUT WHAT SPECIFICALLY?) WILL HELP US COME TIME THEY MIGHT COME INTO PLAY.
>>
No. 316552 ID: 55c4cf

Jakeface, suggest F.A.T.A.L.
http://www.letmejakefaceforyou.com
>>
No. 316561 ID: 2d15f2

Does your interest in the occult extend to astrology and the like? Are there any stars out? Maybe you can impress them with some basic astrological knowledge?
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No. 316617 ID: 950529
File 130880756955.png - (145.13KB , 800x600 , 233.png )
316617

Hmm- It's hard to see- to look for places to sit in the dark.. Though I'm able to make out that the gardens are divided into three heights. We're walking on the middle one.
I hear voices in the distance, and see some people on the lower level.
The gardens must be a popular place to hang out in the evening.

>Rocco: "Oh- Well- I mean- That's not a bad hobby. There's always- uh- You can- It'll never be boring."
>Rachel: "That's right."
>Rocco: "Wh- What games do you like- uh- Taisha?"
>Taisha: "I really like th-the Sims. And Animal Crossing and Harvest Moon. Wh- What about you?"
>Rocco: "Oh- uhm- I don't play much games, but- I mean- I have heard of those games."
>Taisha: "I'll l-let you play them wh-when we're back at the dorm."
>Rachel: "You should meet the other students in the dorm first, though."
>Rocco: "Oh- uh- Yeah, yes, of course."
>Krystal: "What do you like, Rosho?"
>Rocco: "I- uhm- I like reading- books and comics..."
>Krystal: "Oh, I remember your sister joining the comic crowd."
>Rocco: "Y-yeah.. I'm not as fanatical as- as her, though. What- uh- What kinda music do you like?"
>Krystal: "Depends on my mood, but I can usually enjoy whatever. Everyone says my playlist is huge and confusing."
>Rachel: "It is, though."
>>
No. 316620 ID: 5b95eb

LESBIANS SPOTTED. Do not draw attention to them.

You gotta get you some pants later.
>>
No. 316622 ID: 99da04

Video game talk is boring ask who that oddly male figure is and whether or not it is a crossdresser or something I don't know shoot me
>>
No. 316627 ID: 99da04

>>316620
Pants would serve to masculinize your appearance which would draw all the lesbos to you which could lead to hilarious consequences so no
>>
No. 316632 ID: 07416a

>>316617
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Say that, then jokingly point out Krystal's lesbian obsession.
>>
No. 316634 ID: fee62e

>>316617
I do believe thats the girl you asked for directions by the statue earlier today; with some other gurl.

Time to do some spying!
>>
No. 316639 ID: d7b78f

"Are pants allowed attire? Because..." and then you point.
>>
No. 316659 ID: a928a0

let us not go into pants territory. altho underpants sounds nice to prevent certain accidents.

ask about other club related activities. we know you cant do sports, but how about more traditional stuff like chess, camping or w/e
>>
No. 316661 ID: 7bfeb5

>>316617
Sounds like my collection. Best kind.

Hey, Rocco, what kind of music do YOU like?
>>
No. 316700 ID: 950529
File 130882317130.png - (121.41KB , 800x600 , 234.png )
316700

Oh- uh- I like real epic sounding instrumentals, like- uhm- Lux Aeterna, and stuff by- uh- John Powell.
>Taisha: "I- I don't have a playlist.. I just listen t-to one track on repeat until I'm t-tired of it."
>Rachel: "So can you sing along with all of them?"
>Taisha: "Well- I- I don't know Japanese.."
Hm- Pants would be nice... But- It does have its disadvantages. Well, it'll have to wait until I can go shopping anyway.
>Krystal: "Hahaha! blah blah blah"
>Taisha: "blah blah blah"
>Rachel: "blah blah blah"
Oh! Oh- Oh yeah, yes, that- that does look like Dana.
>Rachel: "blah blah blah.. Rosho?"
>Rocco: "Oh- Sorry, I was- uh-"
Dana: "S- So what did you want to meet me about?"
>Rachel: "Oh.."
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No. 316703 ID: 950529
File 130882327792.png - (158.24KB , 800x600 , 235.png )
316703

We sneak a little closer..
>"Dana.. I.. I- I really like you- No- I think.. I'm in love with you."
sneak sneak
>Dana: "...I'm sorry. You are really sweet, but... I can't return those feelings."
sneak sneak
>"Is- Is there someone else?"
sneak sneak
>Dana: "Yeah. I'm sorry-"
sneak snea- crack
...I step on a twig.
>>
No. 316704 ID: 950529
File 130882327937.png - (142.83KB , 800x600 , 236.png )
316704

Dana looks right at us. For a moment we're all frozen in place.

>Dana: "..Krystal?"
Krystal just- She immediately turns and walks away.
>Krystal: "Disgusting."

Now the other girl sees at us too.
>"Huh- Wah! Pr- President!"
>>
No. 316705 ID: d4f98d

Motherfuckers.
>>
No. 316706 ID: 5b95eb

Man she hates lesbians.
Give 'em a double thumbs up and keep on walking. Or, you know, let Rachael handle it.
>>
No. 316707 ID: d4f98d

Yeeeeeah...

So...apparently Dana and Krystal have some...history.
>>
No. 316708 ID: 4183c9

>>316706
>Man she hates lesbians.
I wouldn't bet on it.
>>
No. 316709 ID: bd2a40

Stop being impolite. Say hi to Dana and introduce yourself to the other girl.

Then gossip about Krystal
>>
No. 316723 ID: fee62e

>>316707
>>316708
This men speak truth

I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PROCEED HERE!
(and i think Krystal like has a thing for one of those girls)
>>
No. 316730 ID: b65457

Ask what that was all about.
>>
No. 316737 ID: 6868bc

Maybe you should delicately suggest that you guys should get out of there.
>>
No. 316738 ID: 234c26

Well. We can make a fair guess at what's going on here. Krystal either likes women, or experimented with them at some point. It ended badly for her- badly enough that she's now covering up her actual feelings with a layer of apparent scorn for all things lesbian.

However, that's ultimately speculation. My recommendation for your action at this point is to remain quiet, let Rachel take charge, and stick close to her heels. You don't have an outgoing/confident enough personality to casually introduce yourself/ask questions in this kind of awkward situation and have it work out. Also, Rachel and Taisha have a much better handle on both how things work around here and the emotional histories of those involved, and thus should take point.
>>
No. 316741 ID: ebf89e

>>316708
She's in self-denial.
>>
No. 316779 ID: d4f98d

>>316738
Please, I HIGHLY doubt this is something that just cropped up recently.

If those two haven't picked up on something that WE picked up on in the space of a freaking day, they're not going to handle this.

Recommended course of action? Talk with DANA at some point in the future to get the scoop. Krystal will not want to talk about it, and you can cover your investigation as being genuine concern for Krystal.
>>
No. 316820 ID: 950529
File 130886730704.png - (149.79KB , 800x600 , 237.png )
316820

>Taisha: "Krystal!"

I- I don't know.. That didn't really.. It didn't seem like this was a general disgust- Yeah, you're right, they probably have a history.
I can't tell if Taisha or Rachel know about it- They can be hard to read, though it also only just happened, so.. maybe- I mean- ...yeah. If I want to help out I- I can't just.. wait for it.

>"P- President, we- We were just- It's a- It's a rehearsal! It's just a rehearsal! F- For a play-"
>Rachel: "Of course. I know a rehearsal when I see one."
>"P.. President..."
>Rocco: "Hi, Dana."
>Dana: "Oh- H- Hello, Rose."
>>
No. 316822 ID: 99da04

Tell them their performance was very lifelike and that you actually thought they were serious at first
>>
No. 316825 ID: 35e1a0

>>316822
it very obviously wasn't the president is just being cool about it. just thank dana for the directions she gave you this morning.
>>
No. 316826 ID: 40cb26

Hmm... a little bit of doublespeak might do well here. Try to say this: "I hope it's a play where everyone is friends in the end. That's the kind I want to see."
>>
No. 316827 ID: 7b1d27

>>316826

clever. though you could also ask if it's the kind of play with a happy ending to maybe get some answers.
>>
No. 316828 ID: 40cb26

>>316827
Nah, we aren't going to get straight answers out of them if they are being this evasive. It's awkward enough as it is for them. This way we can say our mind and not actually call them out on the obvious bullshitting. And the point of saying "everyone is friends" instead of "happy ending" is to imply "what the fuck stop breaking hearts you asshole". But uh... in a positive way.
>>
No. 316832 ID: 5c0446

my money is on the girl in the skirt being Krystal's understudy, and she may be trying to take her role in the play.
>>
No. 316847 ID: 950529
File 130887306896.png - (124.23KB , 800x600 , 238.png )
316847

>Rocco: "W-wow, your- uh- your performance was s-so lifelike! I- uh- I hope it's a play with a- uh- a good- uh- a happy ending!"
>>
No. 316848 ID: 950529
File 130887307571.png - (120.55KB , 800x600 , 239.png )
316848

...
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No. 316849 ID: 950529
File 130887307987.png - (129.00KB , 800x600 , 240.png )
316849

>Rocco: "Wh- What?"
thwap
>Rachel: "Let's go find Krystal."
>>
No. 316850 ID: 99da04

Apologize embarrassingly and follow Rachel
>>
No. 316851 ID: 800a0e

>>316849
OH! You look so adorably obvlibious!

Theyre all like "really Rocco? REALLY?"
>>
No. 316855 ID: d4f98d

>>316849
He's adorable as he says it, though
>>
No. 316862 ID: 07416a

>>316849
Ask Dana if she wants to hang out later or something as you get dragged off!
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No. 316864 ID: 950529
File 130887413622.png - (137.81KB , 800x600 , 241.png )
316864

>Rocco: "Uhm- S- Sorry! Sorry sorry!"

I- I scramble after Rachel.
>>
No. 316865 ID: 99da04

Good

Now tap dat ass in front of you
>>
No. 316866 ID: 800a0e

>>316862
I strongly recommend you do this, more friends wont do you any harm.
>>
No. 316870 ID: 07416a

>>316864
No, no, hurry back and ask and then sprint after!
>>
No. 316881 ID: 234c26

>>316864
Scramble after Rachel faster. You really do not want to be left behind here. This is not an appropriate moment to offer hangouts.

Really not sure it was the right move to act that utterly clueless, but hey, die is cast now.
>>
No. 316882 ID: 35e1a0

yeah stick with rachel.
>>
No. 316887 ID: 950529
File 130887790345.png - (136.31KB , 800x600 , 242.png )
316887

>Rocco: "Wait- uh- Dana-"
>Dana: "Y- Yes?"
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No. 316888 ID: 950529
File 130887790636.png - (129.30KB , 800x600 , 243.png )
316888

>Rocco: "Oh- Uh- Nevermind! ...Rachel!"
>>
No. 316892 ID: 99da04

> Rocco: Be the adorable klutz
>>
No. 316893 ID: 234c26

>>316888
Well, go catch up to Rachel. And hopefully to Taisha and Krystal. Double time. Hope your tits are secure enough that they stay in place while you run; your stress testing was probably not rated for sprints.
>>
No. 316894 ID: 6e44d2

D'awwww! Adorable!

When all this is over, you should start taking testosterone supplements, though.
>>
No. 316900 ID: 99da04

>>316894
I'm sure you are mistaken and really meant Estrogen instead of Testosterone
>>
No. 316913 ID: d9f9ef

>>316894
He doesn't need testosterone, only a true man can wear a skirt. Why do you think the Scottish are so manly?
>>
No. 316931 ID: d7b78f

>>316913

Because they drink lots of alcohol.

Rachel should know what's up and where Krystal is. So when you catch up, ask what that was all about.
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No. 316937 ID: 950529
File 130888532368.png - (135.49KB , 800x600 , 244.png )
316937

I'm not very fast anyway- I don't think these- uh- the- the icepacks are having any trouble..

As I run in the direction Rachel disappeared to, I hear the sloshing of small waves- We- We must be near the docks.

Finally I see Rachel and Taisha.
>Rocco: "Ra- Rachel, what was--"
>Krystal: "I dreamed a dream in time gone byyyy.. When hope was high, and life worth liviiiing... I dreamed that loooove would never diiieeee... I dreamed that God would be fooooorgiving..."
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No. 316940 ID: 950529
File 130888544833.png - (99.25KB , 800x600 , 245.png )
316940

>Krystal: "Then I was young and unafraaaaaiiid... And dreams were made and uuused aaand waaasted... There was no ransom to be paaaaaaaiiid... No song unsung, no wine uuuuntasted..."
>>
No. 316941 ID: 99da04

Commend Krystal for her sicknasty beats
>>
No. 316948 ID: 234c26

>>316940
Quietly ask Rachel if drifting into musical numbers is normal around here. Do nothing to interrupt Krystal's singing. Les Mis is too classy to disrupt.
>>
No. 316951 ID: 40cb26

This is just how she copes and expresses herself, I guess. Try to be quiet until she's done.
>>
No. 316954 ID: d7b78f

Ask Rachel is she has done this before or if this is normal.

"Yes." Wait patiently for her to finish/talk to Rachel.

"No." DIVE TACKLE HER! SHE IS GOING TO THROW HERSELF INTO THE LAKE! YOU MUST SAVE HER!
>>
No. 316963 ID: 0d7a83

Rocco: Discover latent rap abilities. Diffuse the situation with rythmic beats, lyrical feats and fake teats.

Alternatively try to join in. This will either go very well or horribly wrong.
>>
No. 316964 ID: 234c26

>>316954
She's not going to throw herself into the lake. That would be if she was singing one of Javert's songs. Fantine's songs are for someone feeling beaten-down and hopeless in a cruel world.

>>316963
This song is a solo. Also, Rocco said that she likes epic instrumentals- not exactly an exemplary musical background for spontaneous rapping, or even singing of any kind.
>>
No. 316983 ID: 0d7a83

>>316964
>Also, Rocco said that she likes epic instrumentals- not exactly an exemplary musical background for spontaneous rapping, or even singing of any kind.

HE likes epic instrumentals, and as for being a good background that's why it's latent rapping ability.
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No. 316986 ID: 950529
File 130889219062.png - (132.03KB , 800x600 , 246.png )
316986

Wh- I- I can't really sing or rap-- Oh! Oh, y- yeah, I'll stay quiet.

>Krystal: "But the tigers come at niiiight... With their voices soft as thundeeeeeer... As they tear your hope apaaaaart... As they turn your dream to shaaaaaa-aaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaame~ ♫"

>Rocco: "Does she- uh- Did this- She.. uh-"
>Rachel: "She does this when she's sad."
>Rocco: "Oh.."

I'm.. We're- We are all quiet for the remainder of the song. At points Krystal's voice breaks up, but she manages to get through it completely.
>>
No. 316997 ID: 35e1a0

soft clap.
>>
No. 317001 ID: 55c4cf
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317001

did you?



if not, get to work
>>
No. 317006 ID: 0d7a83

... *sniff*
>>
No. 317008 ID: 2cee53

>>317001
OH WAY TO GO RUINING THE MOMENT THERE BUDDY AND ROCCO WHY ARN'T YOU CRYING YET ALL THIS DRAMA SHOULD BE TUGGING AT YOUR CROSSDRESSING HEARTSTRINGS.
>>
No. 317009 ID: 234c26

>>316986
Do not talk or so anything to disturb Krystal until Rachel and/or Taisha have done so. Obviously this is some sort of coping mechanism with which they are familiar, so best to trust them to know when she's back in a talkable mode.

When you do talk, play it safe. No probing questions. Something like a quiet compliment on her singing voice (assuming she was good) is as far as it would likely be wise to go at first.
>>
No. 317017 ID: 950529
File 130889456886.png - (66.57KB , 800x600 , 247.png )
317017

I- uh- wh- So- Should- Wait-
No, I'm not gonna ask- I- Maybe-
Okay, I'll.. just.. Later, maybe.

Krystal lets out a long sigh when the song is over.
I look to Rachel and Taisha- They are silent and unmoving.

I- I'll do a bit-

Just a quiet slow clapping should be okay.

Krystal seems to hear it... She slowly turns her head to look.
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No. 317018 ID: 950529
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317018

Ah! She- She suddenly changes mien--
>Krystal: "'Les Mis'! Be happy you don't live in nineteenth century France! Thank you!"
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No. 317021 ID: 3416ec

Don't tell her her skirt's being blown up. We don't wanna make this any worse than it already is.
>>
No. 317025 ID: 35e1a0

wow, thinking hard crazy attitude and jokes about lesbians is to cover those feelings up.
>>
No. 317029 ID: 07416a

>>317018
Damn you titties, girl needs a hug.
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No. 317030 ID: 234c26

>>317018
You might say that she sang it well.

If you're feeling like bold meta-humor, laugh and say that you're very glad to live in a place where no one will persistently stalk you to try and expose your false identity. That would be very inconvenient.
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No. 317037 ID: 18b2dc

>>317030
Yeah, maybe don't be that bold. Do tell her she's a good singer, though.
>>
No. 317041 ID: 99da04

>>317030
If you truly want to get meta then compliment the moving instrumentals that backed her singing up.
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No. 317043 ID: 05514e

YOU TAKE THAT GLISTENING EYED GIRL GENTLY INTO A HUG RIGHT NOW
YOU HUG HER AND KEEP THAT BONER UNDER WRAPS
THIS IS A VERY EMOTIONAL MOMENT FOR HER AND YOU AND THE OTHERS
THEN YOU SIT DOWN ON THOSE DOCKS AND FIND OUT SOME GODDAMNED BACKSTORY
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No. 317067 ID: 40cb26

Just kinda smile and look sorry with your eyes. No need to put anything else out there. You did kinda inadvertently cause her little breakdown.
>>
No. 317075 ID: 950529
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317075

>Rachel: "How are you feeling?"
>Rocco: "Y- You- You sing very good- uh- very well- It sounded good- I mean- I liked it."
>Taisha: "Are you doing better?"
>Krystal: "Did you like it so much that you cried?"
>Rocco: "Uh- Huh? Do I-"
>Krystal: "You cried!"
>Rocco: "Uh- uhm- uhm--!"
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No. 317076 ID: 950529
File 130890314933.png - (169.93KB , 800x600 , 250.png )
317076

>Rocco: "Hmm!"
>Krystal: "Whu-!"
!
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No. 317077 ID: 950529
File 130890315186.png - (79.69KB , 800x600 , 251.png )
317077

>Krystal: "Oof! Ha ha ha, you guys! Ha ha ha.. You guys.."

I was so caught up in my own problems...
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No. 317078 ID: 950529
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317078

>Krystal: "..You guys...."

...I almost forgot everybody cries sometimes.
>>
No. 317079 ID: 35e1a0

... good job.
>>
No. 317081 ID: 234c26

>>317078
Aw. Good work, Rocco. They're almost certain to accept you more as a good friend after this.

Pretty sure you don't need advice on how to act from here. It will probably devolve fairly naturally into sitting around on the dock being all emotional together for a while.
>>
No. 317095 ID: 55c4cf

now you need but learn to dance
>>
No. 317096 ID: 223884

>>317078

Gorramit this made me cry. Good job Rocco, you deserve every bit of encouragement we give. Have a well-deserve sleep tonight.

Who else thinks that Dana might've been talking about Rocco when she admitted there was "someone else"?
>>
No. 317108 ID: fa6e8d

...Victory is ours this day.
>>
No. 317203 ID: 950529
File 130895817253.png - (68.88KB , 800x600 , 253.png )
317203

>Krystal: "Dan... was my boyfriend."
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No. 317204 ID: 950529
File 130895817652.png - (209.39KB , 800x600 , 254.png )
317204

>Krystal: "We had been friends since we were little, then finally our friendship blossomed into love. It was perfect- I was so sure that- that after high school we'd get married and move in together, after college we'd have a baby... But when I transferred here... so did 'he'."
>Rachel: "You had no idea?"
>Krystal: "I know it seems stupid.. And it makes me think how much else I don't know about him- her. And she still hopes that I will change my mind.."
>>
No. 317208 ID: 07416a

>>317203
>>317204
Does Dan(a) actually see herself as a boy? Should we call her him?

Wait. Wait. Dan transferred here to follow Krystal. Gave up his identity as a man to follow Krystal. This is like, the most romantic thing EVER.
>>
No. 317210 ID: 5b95eb

"Wait, so Dan is a guy?"
>>
No. 317211 ID: 40cb26

"But you won't because Dana is a girl... or just that she lied?"
>>
No. 317212 ID: 9bdbfc

the way I understand it, Dan is a girl, and Krystal the lesbian-hater is now heartbroken to find out that her boyfriend actually was a lesbian/transgender girl all along. and s/he also just said that s/he still has feelings for someone who is almost certainly Krystal.

...awkward.
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No. 317215 ID: 950529
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317215

>Rocco: "Wh- What? Dana is a guy?!"
>>
No. 317216 ID: 950529
File 130895995475.png - (210.07KB , 800x600 , 256.png )
317216

...
>>
No. 317218 ID: 35e1a0

... no rocco. dana is a girl. just acted like a guy and got krystal to fall in love with her. and krystal thought she was a guy.
>>
No. 317219 ID: bd2a40

>>317218
Yeah, that is sort of how I understood it.

Apologize in a cute fashion for understanding incorrectly/not comprehending and hope for a more detailed explanation.
>>
No. 317221 ID: f5fe2f

Yeah, ask which gender Dan considers herself.
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No. 317222 ID: 0d7a83
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317222

>>317215
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No. 317223 ID: 40cb26

>>317216
Goddammit Rocco. "Oh wait it's the other... okay."
>>
No. 317224 ID: 07416a

>>317215
Repeat after me "I mean- Dana sees herself as a guy?"
>>
No. 317226 ID: 5b95eb

Yeah, that was funny enough to be worth it.
>>
No. 317229 ID: 99da04

Dana is a girl?!
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No. 317238 ID: 950529
File 130896140923.png - (216.13KB , 800x600 , 257.png )
317238

Oh! Uh- Huh? Oh right!

>Rocco: "Oh- I mean- uh"
thwap
>Rocco: "Ow!"
>Krystal: "No.. She just identifies with men more. I don't know if she actually wants to be a boy or just likes being mistaken for one."
>Rocco: "Oh.. Uhm- Did- Were- Was it- Are you upset about- uh- her being a girl, or that you were- uh- deceived?"
>Krystal: "I dunno.. Both, probably. Of course I am upset about living a lie, even... even if I don't know if he- she was doing it on purpose. And then- ugh I- I can't- ...The thought of kissing a girl gives me goosebumps. blegh I can't see girls that way."
>>
No. 317240 ID: 35e1a0

"give her an ultimatum, if she goes and gets sex change to become a guy for real then you will let HIM have another chance from the beginning. if she wont do that then she should give up on you."
>>
No. 317242 ID: 5b95eb

>>317240
wow, that's just, no. Don't say that
>>
No. 317243 ID: 9bdbfc

>>317240

hells no don't say that. in fact, don't say anything Rocco, because really, what can you say that is anything but awkward at this point?
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No. 317244 ID: bd2a40

Ask her if she still likes her as a person, if one were to disregard gender.

Also, why does it seem that Rocco is the girliest/most feminine of this group? Not that I am complaining. Seems to fit your personality well..
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No. 317245 ID: 99da04

Looks like she's just nervous, and you know what cures nervousness. That's right, practice.

Tell her that you will help her get over her fear of kissy time with other girls.
>>
No. 317246 ID: 40cb26

"But you talk about it all the time... do you hate lesbians?"
>>
No. 317247 ID: 5b95eb

"Has she changed any other way?"
>>
No. 317248 ID: 6e44d2

>>317238
Taisha is trying to stifle her giggles at your overwhelming adorability and naivete. Push her over the edge: say, "But, aren't you attracted to Dana?"
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No. 317251 ID: 0d7a83

>>317238
Taisha's about to lolburst.
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No. 317253 ID: 00d3d5

>>317238
"But you don't see Dan as a girl, so what's the problem? Isn't Dan still Dan?
If he's a he to himself then he said he's a he he didn't lie about what he is since he's a he to himself... er, something like that.
I mean, if you love Dan, then isn't that enough?"
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No. 317262 ID: 950529
File 130896486047.png - (212.23KB , 800x600 , 258.png )
317262

>Rocco: "But- I mean- Has- Has she changed in any way?"
>Krystal: "No..."
>Rocco: "So then- I mean- uh- Aren't you still attracted to- uh-"
>Krystal: "No- I can't be attracted to a girl."
>Rachel: "It sounds like you are mostly upset because you still love Dan despite your aversion to homosexuality."
>Krystal: "Well- Well, of course. I miss all the good times we had. I miss- I miss just being a couple. I miss being in love, dreaming about the future..."
>Rocco: "But- I mean- Isn't that- If you still love Dan, and you don't see him as a girl.. And he still loves you- I- Aren't you- Isn't that enough?"
>Krystal: "I do see him- her as a girl! I can't not see her as a girl, and I can't- ...Wait- Why are you so open to this?"
>Rocco: "Huh?"
>Krystal: "Are you a lesbian?"
>>
No. 317263 ID: 35e1a0

"... you mean people don't talk about this kind of thing?"
>>
No. 317264 ID: d9f9ef

Tell her you were a member of the Gay Straight Alliance at your old school.
>>
No. 317265 ID: 5b95eb

"One of my best friends was."

see this explains why and totally dodges the question
>>
No. 317267 ID: bd2a40

>>317261
Just say: "Not to my knowledge."

If you can say it with out deviating in your expression or tone, it will make it seem like you do not care if you are or are not and do not care if others are either.
>>
No. 317269 ID: 543375

Put it bluntly: "I Like Girls."
>>
No. 317270 ID: 543375

>>317264
SOCIAL SHUT IN
>>
No. 317271 ID: 0d095c

All three of them at once.
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No. 317274 ID: 05514e

TELL KRYSTAL THAT NO, YOU AREN'T BUT YOU JUST THINK LOVE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BLOSSOM AND FLOURISH BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE NO MATTER THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THEM OR THE RESISTANCE THEY MIGHT FACE BECAUSE OF IT.
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No. 317275 ID: 35e1a0

>>317274
perfect!
>>
No. 317279 ID: 99da04

"yes"
>>
No. 317280 ID: 85b96d

I'll just say that, "It isn't fair for either of to be like this," followed through with, "Does she understand how hurt you were with her revelation of her true identity?"

If this isn't enough to dodge the question, then just say no flat out.
>>
No. 317281 ID: 40cb26

I don't think so, I'm just comfortable with them... I want to see everyone happy no matter how.
>>
No. 317282 ID: 9bdbfc

>>317274

aww, how sweet. I second Karkat-voice.
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No. 317284 ID: 5e258f

"What does it matter? I try to keep an open mind about this sort of thing, besides, we're at an age when we're just trying to figure that stuff out, so don't dismiss it out of hand. Plus... if you love him, what does gender matter?"
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No. 317292 ID: 07416a

>>317262
You like girls.
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No. 317297 ID: 950529
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317297

I do like girls, but- Wait- No- Yes! Okay- R-right!

>Rocco: "I- No, but- I- I think love is a beautiful thing and it should blossom no matterwhatresistancetheymightreceivebecauseofit!!"
>Krystal: "Wh- What? So, if- If the person you loved just suddenly- out of no where- turned out to be the one person you could never love, would you- Would you just- ?!"
Rachel clears her throat and leans in to whisper to Krystal.. but I can still hear it.
>Rachel: "Don't forget about her handicap. She means well."
Krystal calms down with a sigh...
>Krystal: "..I'm sorry, Rosho, I didn't mean to raise my voice. Let's just stop talking about this."
>Rachel: "I'll visit you later, alright?"
>Krystal: "Okay.."
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No. 317300 ID: 99da04

> Rocco: Reveal your love for your sister
>>
No. 317301 ID: 40cb26

You would do well to share a few more words here, if you don't fuck it up: "I'm sorry I just want everyone to be happy!"
>>
No. 317303 ID: 9bdbfc

yeah, let's drop the issue and cal it a day.
>>
No. 317306 ID: 1a99f0

>>317301
this, and try to calm down jeeze
>>
No. 317308 ID: 05514e

>>317301
THIS FELLOW HAS IT RIGHT, JUST REMEMBER RACHEL'S ADVICE, KID. THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK AND TAKE IT SLOW AS YOU DO.
TELL KRYSTAL, "I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU. I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY."

THEN ESSENTIALLY DROP IT THERE. THERE'LL BE MORE TIME TO COME BACK TO THIS ISSUE IF ATTENTION IS CALLED TO IT ONCE MORE. ONLY YOUR FIRST DAY AND I DON'T THINK WE ARE IN A MASSIVE RUSH OR ANYTHING.

ENJOY THEIR COMPANY AND JUST CHILL OUT NOW.
>>
No. 317309 ID: 5b95eb

>>317308
YEP.
ALSO IS THIS A PRETTY DECENT HANGOUT SPOT? MAYBE BRING THAT UP
>>
No. 317310 ID: 5e258f

>>317308
Yeah this and also add "I'm not good at this sort of thing." Then drop or change subjects, like... asking what their favorite genre of book or videogames are.
>>
No. 317311 ID: 05514e

>>317310
ACTUALLY, THIS GUY HAS THE RIGHT IDEA TOO BUT WE'VE ASKED THOSE SORTA QUESTIONS. ASK KRYSTAL IF SHE IS IN THEATER TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
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No. 317313 ID: 07416a

>>317297
Why can't you love a girl? What's WRONG with lesbianism?
>>
No. 317314 ID: 5e258f

>>317313
That is a question for much later. Right now, that's the equivalent of throwing a hand grenade into a psych ward.
>>
No. 317321 ID: 35e1a0

Wh- What? So, if- If the person you loved just suddenly- out of no where- turned out to be the one person you could never love, would you- Would you just- ?!"

say yes
>>
No. 317323 ID: 878b59

Rocco: Whip it out
>>
No. 317340 ID: 07416a

>>317297
Forget about her being a boy. Start from square one. Don't just jump into her arms, but give her a chance to win your heart AGAIN!
>>
No. 317341 ID: 0d7a83

>>317297
just say sorry and then stay quiet.
>>
No. 317343 ID: 05514e

>>317340
TELL HER ABOUT YOUR SITUATION WITH YOUR SISTER (EXCEPT NOT EXPLICITLY TELLING THEM IT'S YOUR SISTER.) HOW YOU CAME TO THIS SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE WITH HER BUT COULDN'T RETURN HER FEELINGS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LOVE HER THAT WAY. BUT THAT YOU ARE GIVING HER A CHANCE TO STEAL YOUR HEART LIKE YOU'VE STOLEN HERS.
>>
No. 317344 ID: 05514e

>>317343
NO, FUCK THAT. TELL THEM IT'S YOUR SISTER. LET YOUR STORY HAVE MORE WEIGHT TO IT. TELL THEM SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE WITH YOU THROUGH LIFE AND SHE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU WANTED TO KEEP THAT. BUT YOU REALIZED HER FEELINGS AND DIDN'T WANT TO BREAK HER HEART AFTER TAKING IT. SO YOU ARE GIVING HER A CHANCE AS STATED ABOVE.

COME ON KID, YOU CAN DO THIS.
>>
No. 317360 ID: 8c3573

>>317344
Yeah, this has the best chance...
>>
No. 317373 ID: 1854db

Whoa. I do not think we should tell anyone that Rocco's sister is interested in incest.
>>
No. 317374 ID: c00244

>>317308
>>317310
These are the way to go.

Do NOT share your own personal secrets. This is not the time. Not only are they secrets for a reason, and Ricci certainly wouldn't appreciate your sharing her feelings with others, but it would also be extremely rude to dump your own issues out when this is Krystal's time to freak out and be comforted.
>>
No. 317377 ID: 07416a

>>317344
Not sure about the sister bit... But yes.
>>
No. 317387 ID: 336972

>>317377
>>317344
>>317343

Don't do this because Krystal would take this as accepting homosexuality instead of just being incest. If she were to ever find out that you are a guy, she would feel like you betrayed her and that you lied to her about you and your sister being lesbians.
>>
No. 317389 ID: 336972

>>317310
Don't change the subject. This is some pretty heavy stuff which needs time to settle. Just give Krystal her space.

We can press the issue about Dana when Rocco moves to the Arts dorm.
>>
No. 317390 ID: 5b95eb

>>317343
>>317344
NOPE TERRIBLE IDEA DON'T FUCKING DO THAT

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
>>
No. 317391 ID: 5e258f

>>317390
BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
ALSO MENTIONING YOUR BAGGAGE NOW IS HORRIBLE TIMING.
>>
No. 317392 ID: 950529
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317392

>Rocco: "W- wait! Please- Please listen to me!"
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No. 317393 ID: 950529
File 130898056788.png - (217.91KB , 800x600 , 261.png )
317393

>Rocco: "I'm not- I'm not just... I do believe in that. I- My twin sister, the person I've been with my entire life, the- the one person closest to me- The very- very last person I thought would fall in love with me... I was- I was so shocked when I found out, but- but while I couldn't return her feelings... we agreed that we would overcome the taboo and give her a chance to romance me- And if- If she failed, then I would still be her twin to help mend her broken heart. I'll never be able to see her the same, and all the years we spend will never return, but..."
>>
No. 317394 ID: 950529
File 130898057027.png - (88.19KB , 800x600 , 262.png )
317394

>Rocco: "...but I'm grateful that I didn't lose her. Please- Please give Dana a chance too. We can all be happy with the people we love, one way or- or the other."
>>
No. 317395 ID: d7b78f

That's so go damn lovely I teared up. If they are unmoved by that they are soulless harpy's that you don't need approval, friendship, or even need associate with.
>>
No. 317396 ID: 5b95eb

nope nope nope bad idea
>>
No. 317398 ID: 05514e

>>317392
:bisonyes:
THAT'S HOW YOU kNOCK 'EM DEAD, KID.

also if someone changes their suggestion radically, analyze it a little more and try to think of the ramifications. we are here to help rocco and part of that will be trying to get him to speak his heart and not hold back all the time. sometimes you gotta gamble, guys.
>>
No. 317399 ID: 35e1a0

that was so passionate!
>>
No. 317401 ID: e3f578

>>317394
Prepare for laughter, they aren't going to take you seriously
At least I hope not, god, you want that getting around? You just ruined your sisters reputation. You just implied you were only giving THAT a try for her sake which means you'd get less humiliation, on top of your "handicap" also lessening the humiliation since no one would blame you for it.

Nontheless, lesbian twincest is MUCH worse to the (non-perverted woman) public compared to you being a crossdressing boy that snuck into Beaton to go through school with your sister and try and bridge the gender gap.
>>
No. 317403 ID: 2d15f2

A risky move, but will it pay off?
>>
No. 317406 ID: 9bdbfc

you mad, boy. you mad. you shouldn't have done that.
>>
No. 317407 ID: f5fe2f

God damn it Rocco.

Not only have you continued to pick at a situation that should have been left alone for the nonce, you have revealed your own secret and, worse, that of your sister. There's little you can do to fix most of that. For the sake of your sister, however, you must convey effectively that this is indeed secret. I thus suggest that you become flustered (more so than normal) and inform your fellows that you weren't supposed to say that, and thereafter I recommend that you shut up as much as possible.
>>
No. 317408 ID: 99da04

>>317407
He didn't reveal his secret
>>
No. 317409 ID: e3f578

laugh you son of a bitch
start snickering right the fuck now
all it takes is one laugh and everyone will think your joking and it will fix the secret
>>
No. 317410 ID: c00244

>>317394
Oh, hell.

Krystal rejected her best friend, who she had loved and dreamed about her entire life, due to unwillingness to even consider lesbianism.

Rachel reminded her that you were socially crippled when you suggested that you should defy taboos for the sake of love.

You have now claimed that your sister favors both lesbianism and incest, thereby utterly destroying any hope that she may have ever had of having a good reputation if it gets out... and you spilled it to people who have just displayed that their tolerance for social deviance has rather sharply defined limits.


But I suppose there's nothing to do now but brace for impact... because if even one of these three people reacts poorly, you just shot your sister's social future in the head and quite possibly your own as well.
>>
No. 317413 ID: 1963d1

Wow. WOOOOOOW. That tore it.

Hey can we re-load a save or something? I'm pretty sure we just totally fucked up bigtime.
>>
No. 317414 ID: 2d15f2

Lets not assume we've hit Bad End just yet, gents. Don't go worrying Rocco unnecissarily. Lets see how this plays out first.
>>
No. 317418 ID: 05514e

>>317414
He's right, let's actually see if we have a BAD END first before you all start Chicken Littling the situation. None of this is productive and will only serve to stress the kid out. Sheesh.
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No. 317422 ID: 950529
File 130898378824.png - (207.66KB , 800x600 , 263.png )
317422

>Rachel: "Are you serious?"
I nod.
>Krystal: "Rosho.."

And just like that, instead of finding one person to confide in...
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No. 317423 ID: 950529
File 130898379122.png - (185.10KB , 800x600 , 264.png )
317423

>Krystal: "Rosho! That's so brave!"
>Rachel: "Agh!"
>Krystal: "I- I will give Dana her chance..."
>Rocco: "Th- Thank you-"
>Krystal: "N- No.. thank you."

...I found three.

>Rachel: "...Alright."
>>
No. 317424 ID: 99da04

>Rocco: proceed onto sleepy time with Rachel.

>Rachel: do the undressing thing.

>Rocco: become flustered due to Rachel expecting the same from you.
>>
No. 317425 ID: 1963d1

I can't believe that actually worked. Now just wait until they find out you're a guy. Can you imagine the hugs you'll get after that one?
>>
No. 317426 ID: 9bdbfc

just don't say "oh and by the way I have a penis" or we'll definitely get a bad ending this time.

and yeah. tell 'em it's a secret.
>>
No. 317430 ID: 40cb26

Critical success! Probably. It should be ok. I mean, wow. I think flashing your genitals at them would have been less awkward that that. But ok.
>>
No. 317431 ID: 223884

Welp, just goes to show that the dudes screaming "OMGZ WE LOST GAIZ!!1" should keep the doomsdaying until AFTER we actually lose.

I honestly had no idea that would turn out so well, but whatever. Everything worked out...somehow.

Kay, remember to tell them that it's a secret and all that and you're golden.
>>
No. 317432 ID: d7b78f

Keep these three as friends for life. Even if your gender is revealed, try to maintain this friendship. People as smart, accepting, and reasonable to the point of compromise as this do not come around that often.
>>
No. 317433 ID: 223884

>>317401

You forget that Rocco revealed the (delicious) lesbian twincest to the three people most likely to be absolutely fine with it. Two weaboos and a Channer (Yeah, Gaia, I know, but whatever).
>>
No. 317434 ID: 1854db

Poor Rachel.

Uh, it would be reasonable to ask them to keep this a secret (though also VERY OBVIOUS)
>>
No. 317437 ID: c00244

>>317423
>Rachel: "Agh!"
Hilarious.

Make sure they know that this is not to be shared outside your four-person circle of magical friendship.

Also check to make sure that Taisha's cool with all this, since she hasn't actually responded yet. If she says something we'll hopefully be able to tell.

And... I guess this dock/stairway is your new student council backup hangout spot? It's apparently perfect for pouring out your hearts, histories, and emotions to one another. That's usually a glowing recommendation.
>>
No. 317454 ID: 336972

>>317423

Well damn, this is turning out to be an eventful night.

Hell, this is all actually happening the first day you arrived.
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No. 317457 ID: 950529
File 130898903398.png - (189.71KB , 800x600 , 265.png )
317457

Taisha and Rachel join the hug again. Afterwards we talk more, and share details. I tell them about how I got the feeling something was wrong, how I failed to see her before she left, how Nicole helped me get in quicker... Uh- Of course I- leave the- uhm- sensitive parts out. Taisha looks delighted, and occasionally chirps a question or two.
During a moment of silence Rachel directs our attention to the moon- Woah- It's already near its highest point.
We start getting up to go back to the dorms. I- I hope we don't have to sleep right away...

>Rocco: "Uhm- uh.. Just- uh- All of this.. uhm.. Could you keep it secret?"
>Krystal: "Yeah, of course... Did- Did you think I tell everyone about me and Dan?"
>>
No. 317458 ID: 1854db

>>317457
Shake your head and say no no no.
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No. 317460 ID: d9f9ef

>>317457
Can you feel your Y chromosome becoming an X?
because I'm convinced you are not male, may want to check and if you still have a penis.
>>
No. 317461 ID: c00244

>>317457
"Of course not! And I know you wouldn't tell random people, but, uh, actually hearing you say you'll keep it secret is reassuring anyway."
>>
No. 317462 ID: 40cb26

>>317461
Pretty much just this. And recommend that this spot is nice for a hangout. Good memories here already.
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No. 317463 ID: 9bdbfc

>>317462

I just noticed that these are stairs, and outdoors, which makes this place fairly public. and as absorbed in their drama as they were, I doubt they were too hard to hear or particularly careful to check if anyone's around. just saying so you don't feel surprised when someone blackmails you into giving them sexual favours in exchange for keeping your secret.
>>
No. 317466 ID: 223884

Oh shoot! I just remembered something we should have asked you a long time Rocco!

...why don't you swear?
>>
No. 317471 ID: 1bc3d7

"U-um... p-please don't spread that around. I'd-I'd hate for my sister to be troubled by it."

You wouldn't want her to be troubled, would you?

Possibly add in a mention of 'so much for keeping huge secrets from everybody...' if you want. It'd make the possibility of keeping huge secrets even more remote, if you couldn't even keep that secret from some for a single day. (Though, it might keep people from saddling you with secrets, perhaps?)

Maybe I'm wrong, though. Just one voice in a multitude here, y'know what I'm sayin'?
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No. 317475 ID: 950529
File 130899538443.png - (131.13KB , 800x600 , 266.png )
317475

I shake my head.
>Rocco: "No- I just- I mean- No no, I was just nervous- I haven't told anyone before, so I- I guess I just wanted to be assured it was safe."
>Rachel: "I don't think you have much to worry about. Though your and Ricci's actions were extreme, you have only gone out of your way to do the right thing."
>Taisha: "Don't worry, Rosho.. I had a g-good feeling about you and you only c-confirmed it."
>Rocco: "Oh- uhm- Th- Thank you. And we- I mean- If this will be the back up- uh- hang out place, then we already have- uh- the- uh- good memories."
>Krystal: "True! It was real quiet here too- Away from the dorms and classrooms and no one coming to pray."
>Rachel: "Though we could just hang out in the council office.."
>Krystal: "No way, that's not nearly as dramatic."
>Taisha: "Ehehehe~"

Yeah.. Today has been very eventful- I don't think I've ever done this much in one day... But- uh- I do hope that we can have a moment of peace in the dorm so we can talk again!

Oh- Why I don't swear?
Uhm-
Because I- uh- I don't- I don't want to be rude when amongst friends.
>>
No. 317483 ID: 6e44d2

>>317475
D'awww! Rocco, you are so sweet and innocent! I love you, man. You're a good guy.
>>
No. 317504 ID: 71de4a

The days not over yet. We still have to deal with the fact that we're sharing a room.
>>
No. 317521 ID: bd2a40

>>317483
Girl*
I am convinced Rocco is, by some twist of fate, actually female.
>>
No. 317531 ID: 5b95eb

>>317521
I'm fairly sure he can tell which he is. It's not that difficult.
>>
No. 317541 ID: 6e44d2

>>317521
Rocco's a guy, he just hasn't had any strong male role models. There's plenty of time for that later, and I suppose he'll have to work hard to learn to be a man older than most, but for now, he's got to be a female.
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No. 317654 ID: 99da04

Rocco can't be a girl, why would I be so attracted to him then?
>>
No. 317672 ID: 950529
File 130905092989.png - (184.33KB , 800x600 , 267.png )
317672

Wh- What? No- Yes- I mean- I am certainly a boy. I've been a guy my whole life, I'm just- I'm trying to across as a lady right now!
It is true that- uh- I didn't have any- uh- strong male rolemodels. Maybe that's why Ricci can be do so different, because she really likes Axe Power- though.. fictional characters don't count, right?

We reach the arts and culture dorm first, where Krystal leaves us for the night. She swipes her keycard past the doorhandle, which unlocks with a click.
>Rachel: "Good night."
>Rocco: "G- Good night!"
>Krystal: "Thanks, same to y'all."
>Taisha: "W- Will you be online?"
>Krystal: "Of course!"
>Rachel: "Don't go to sleep too late."
>Krystal: "Nah, Taisha always reminds me. Anyways, good night."
>Taisha: "Nighty night."
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No. 317685 ID: 40cb26

Ah but do you really feel like a boy? Or I should say, like a man? From the look of things you seem to be doing better as a lady as a gent, enough that you might just want to live out the rest of your life as such. You of course don't have to if you don't feel like it, but be open to the idea. Part of gender identity is what bits you are comfortable with having but that isn't all of it. Mentally you might really be a girl.

Ok so about bedtime... start acting really tired right now, yawn it up. Then when you get to your room just plop right on the bed and relax. Then you will very quickly "fall asleep" and not have to worry about getting undressed at all! She'll probably just wrap the blanket over you or something and not bother you. It has been a hell of a day after all so you're entirely justified.
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No. 317687 ID: 41b4e5

>>317654

if you think about it, his gender matters less than his age. which is 15, you sicko.
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No. 317713 ID: 950529
File 130905448216.png - (154.05KB , 800x600 , 268.png )
317713

Hmmm- I don't know. It's- uhm- I mean- I'm getting used to wearing this right now.. But- No.. Rather, I don't have time to think about it. I still wouldn't want to- uh- Going out to town in girls clothing would be too much, I think.. Would it? I really don't know where my limit is now that I've been crossdressing all day. It- Oh, it's difficult to think about..
yaaaawn
>Rocco: "I- I'm so- I'm exhausted.."
>Rachel: "It is late. You can shower first, then go straight to bed."
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No. 317716 ID: 35e1a0

"what kind of showers are they?" hopefully they are single or at LEAST stalls.
>>
No. 317733 ID: 878b59

>>317713
Being a lady is kind of a 24-hour thing Rocco.
>>
No. 317751 ID: c00244

>>317713
Do you normally shower at night, or in the morning? What time will you have to get up tomorrow? What's even happening tomorrow? Surely Rachel will have classes, but you haven't registered yet.
>>
No. 317769 ID: 1963d1
File 130905929876.jpg - (43.32KB , 600x450 , duke.jpg )
317769

I got your strong male role model right here.
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No. 317772 ID: 751dce
File 130906079872.jpg - (378.14KB , 1280x720 , Fullmetal-Alchemist-Brotherhood-General-Armstrong-.jpg )
317772

>>317769
Not necessary, man.
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No. 317774 ID: 950529
File 130906110238.png - (149.16KB , 800x600 , 269.png )
317774

Well- uh- I don't want to be a lady forever! I mean- I would like to return to normal one day.. Sometimes.. Sometimes crossdressing in front of a lot of people is exciting- but other times it's a nightmare.. I wouldn't be able to do it forever.

>Rocco: "What- Wh.."
yaaawn
>Rocco: "What kinda showers are- uh- Is it public showers? Or.."
Rachel: "It's in the bathroom with the toilet- The one we share with the dorm head."
Rocco: "Oh yeah.. I think- uhm- I think I saw it, maybe.."

I would like to take a shower now.. I've been- uh- you know- busy- uh- sweating a lot... Tomorrow I should put on a new shirt, socks and underwear. I have no idea how laundry works here, though.

>Rocco: "What time do we get up in the morning? I mean- What classes do I- or- uh- Schedule? Thing?"
>Rachel: "I always get up at six AM. I have your schedule for tomorrow with me, I'll give it to you when we're in my room. You can use the alarmclock to set your own time to get up."
>Rocco: "Okay- Th- Thank you."
>Taisha: "T- Tomorrow is your first day, right?"
>Rocco: "Yeah.. I'm- I'm pretty nervous."
>Taisha: "Good luck, I- I'll be cheering for you."
>Rocco: "Th- Thank you!"

We soon reach the academics dorm, which Rachel unlocks with her card. Inside it is very quiet- Most students must be in bed already.
Just one is pacing around the hallway- She looks at us when we enter.

>"My my.. Rachel and Taisha, you sure are home late today. I was starting to get worried..."
>Rachel: "Good evening, Emily. We're sorry for worrying you."
>Taisha: "Y- yeah.."
>Emily: "Oh, but I see you have the new student with you. Rosho, was it? How lucky that you get to stay with Rachel."
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No. 317775 ID: 99da04

Yandere lesbian spotted, make sure she doesn't get your cock
>>
No. 317776 ID: 35e1a0

just mumble out a "yeah"
>>
No. 317779 ID: c00244

>>317774
Smile, blush, and say yes, Rachel has been trying hard to make you feel welcome and you're very lucky for it.

Also say it's nice to meet her. She's the dorm head, right?
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No. 317800 ID: 40cb26

>>317774
A simple "yeah" will do for a response. No need to over complicate things.
>>
No. 317816 ID: 950529
File 130906681976.png - (198.65KB , 800x600 , 270.png )
317816

>Rocco: "Y-yes! I mean- uhm- R- Rachel has been- I feel- She has been very welcoming, and I- uhm- I'm very happy- uh- very lucky. Uhm- You're- uh- You're the dormhead, right?"
>Emily: "Aren't you sweet? That is right, I am the dormhead. We'll be seeing eachother a lot for the time you are here."
>Rachel: "You should go to bed too, Emily. It is only getting later."
Rachel walks ahead of me and Taisha, but as she moves past Emily she- She just- I- Emily grabs her and turns Rachels head towards her.
>Emily: "Wait! Let me look at you... Have you been crying? Did somebody hurt you?"
>Rachel: "No. We are just very tired."
>Emily: "Is that so... Phew, what a relief."
Rachel patiently waits for Emily to let her go.
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No. 317818 ID: d3dfb8

I think she's one of the girls that has a crush on the president. Say nothing. Blush slightly.
>>
No. 317820 ID: 35e1a0

i think more she is just very worried about her girls. maybe too worried. but yeah just wait as well.
>>
No. 317821 ID: 41b4e5

or maybe she's just motherly.

don't giggle now, Rocco.
>>
No. 317823 ID: 07416a

>>317818
Fuck that.

Rocco, think of them sweaty, naked, and tangled together in the sheets... And Rachel is beckoning for YOU to join.

Blush like a rose.
>>
No. 317828 ID: 410624

>>317823
> With both of them fighting over who gets hot dickings first.
>>
No. 317835 ID: 6e44d2

>>317828
You know they want your hot, tantalizing she-cock. They want it all over them and inside their nubile lady parts. They're calling. Beckoning...
>>
No. 317840 ID: 853061

>>317823
>>317828
>>317835
better make this a cold one, chief
>>
No. 317845 ID: 950529
File 130907062859.png - (212.05KB , 800x600 , 271.png )
317845

Huh- Wait- Wha- huh?! But- No- I mean- I only know them for- Oh, but- Maybe- Just a fantasy is okay... Wait! No! I can't get a- No- Wait-
Oh- Oh goodness- I have to share the bed with Rachel in just a moment- But- It's okay, right- Rachel is cool- She- Nothing- If they- They won't-

>Rachel: "I'm okay, Emily. Go get some rest. A lot of girls will depend on you in the morning."
>Emily: "Oh, Rachel... You're always thinking of others. Don't change, okay? Don't change."
>Rachel: "Good night, Emily."

Rachel starts walking to the stairs.
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No. 317846 ID: d9f9ef

>>317845
Jeez Rocco get your head out of the gutter she's leaving you behind.
>>
No. 317847 ID: 99da04

Rocco: pop inopportune boner
>>
No. 317848 ID: 41b4e5

...maybe a blush of that magnitude goes somewhat beyond motherly concern.

just get out of there ASAP and you'll take care of things that might reveal your identity under the shower. you know what I mean.
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No. 317849 ID: 6e44d2

Man, look at her cool grace. Remember how she felt when she was hugging you? Imagine that, but naked and hot. That's what tonight will be like aaaaall niiiiight long!
>>
No. 317855 ID: cfca24

>>317845
Looks like your gonna have to relieve some of that sexual tension tonight Rocco. Make sure to have the shower running when you do it.

>>317845
Oh, and Taisha's looking at you funny.
>>
No. 317860 ID: 950529
File 130907287057.png - (139.67KB , 800x600 , 272.png )
317860

Aaaahhh- Noooo!! How can I- I can't-
How do I- I can't face anyone like this!
Ahh- Taisha must have noticed I'm blushing like this!
Don't make it worse!
Make it stop!!
>>
No. 317861 ID: 35e1a0

she is giggling. she thinks you are blushing for a sweet or silly reason.
>>
No. 317862 ID: d7b78f

Ok, right now the most important thing is cover when showering and sleeping. These can be done in two things. Shower robes or night gown. When showering, the shower robe/towel should be within arms reach of the shower at all times. After a shower, we reach for the robe/towel and dry off, never leaving the shower. After drying, we put on night gown. In the morning we take our cloths to the bathroom and change there. The reasoning for this being, "I hate being cold." Walking from our room to the shower/bathroom(or vise versa)makes us cold.

For now. Ask if Rachel has a night gown and towel you can use.
>>
No. 317863 ID: 41b4e5

try imagining Rosie O'Donnell in semi-transparent lingerie on a cold day.
>>
No. 317868 ID: 835a2d

>>317863
This is a useful mental image. Cultivate it. Or something else that you find non-arousing.
>>
No. 317878 ID: 543375

may as well come clean to her about your fake chest too.
>>
No. 317879 ID: 41b4e5
File 130907572480.jpg - (106.41KB , 500x735 , no.jpg )
317879

>>317878
>>
No. 317882 ID: 543375

>>317879
Are you suggesting he actually sleep with a bra on? It's going to cause a rash, plus he only has one right now. He's got to keep it clean. Besides he's not going to keep it hidden for long unless he plans on sleeping in that stuffy sweater.
>>
No. 317883 ID: 6e44d2

>>317882
Yeah... I see obstacles in your future, Rocco. Shit man, what're you gonna do? DON'T PANIC!
>>
No. 317884 ID: 41b4e5

>>317882

he'll take a change of clothes to the bathroom and change into his PJs when he's done showering, before exiting the bathroom. he'll set his alarm to wake up earlier than Rachel to change when she's sleeping. it'll be less then comfortable for him tonight, but it's just a one-night thing because tomorrow we'll have him get a padded bra.

isn't that right, Rosho?
>>
No. 317885 ID: 543375

>>317883
Two crinkly, leaky, plastic obstacles.
>>
No. 317886 ID: 1854db

Goddamn it guys, stop teasing Rocco so much.

He can probably exchange the ... wait do we have anywhere we can hide the icepacks? If there's somewhere to hide them then switching them for toilet paper would be better to sleep in. On the other hand the missing toilet paper could be noticed.

Also Taisha just thinks you're adorable in general I think. She's been smiling at you when you get nervous. Just breathe slowly, try to think calmly about whether or not you want to wear anything in your bra while you're sleeping.

Do you have pajamas?
>>
No. 317892 ID: 950529
File 130907914098.png - (114.25KB , 800x600 , 273.png )
317892

Yeah! I- I think- I mean- Taisha is very nice, she probably- I mean- She probably doesn't think anything bad of me- Or that I'm thinking anything bad. I should- uh- Okay-
Okay-
Alright, yeah- Yeah! I mean... I can just- I can take my bag to the bathroom and- and- Yeah I can just- I'll lock the door, put on pajamas... I think- I think I can sleep with the icepacks- Or I can just put toilet paper in... uhm- Yeah- Uh...
Right, right, gotta ask Rachel- uh-
>Rocco: "R- Rachel?"
>Rachel: "Do you have- uh- a towe--"
>>
No. 317897 ID: 950529
File 130907946786.png - (104.74KB , 800x600 , 274.png )
317897

>>
No. 317898 ID: 543375

Helooooooooo~ Kitty.
>>
No. 317899 ID: 950529
File 130907948803.gif - (350.91KB , 800x600 , 275.gif )
317899

>>
No. 317900 ID: 35e1a0

RED ALERT RED ALERT!! all hands to unsexy thoughts station!

OLD PEOPLE! REALLY OLD PEOPLE!! NAKED, AND DOING THE LIMBO!!
>>
No. 317902 ID: 1854db

>>317899
Quick! Fall down the stairs!
>>
No. 317903 ID: 1a99f0

>>317902
it's the only way
>>
No. 317905 ID: 41b4e5

okay. baseball? wait, no.

sitting on a whiskey-reeking hobo Santa's knee.

Donald Trump giving you a lapdance.

your grandparents doing the horizontal tango.

public toilets.

Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump simultaneously giving you a lapdance.

uhhh...

a male anus leaking santorum.

Gary Busey and Margaret Thatcher are now joining the lapdance and have brought a large can of lard with them.

...yeah, I think I'm all out.
>>
No. 317908 ID: 7c9e44

hit yourself in the wall really hard.
>>
No. 317909 ID: e3f578

>>317897
that bum isn't exactly too shapely Rocco
I don't get what your getting so flustered about, it's kinda lame. Stop getting all bothered by it geeze
Taisha or Krystal probably have a better ass anyway. Man, Taisha I bet is a real pervert with how shy she is. I bet she has something like a hidden depth where she watches soooooooo much porn or something. On top of that she probably curses like a sailor while trying to be a stand-up comedian and probably has many favorites. Why I bet she hides a poster of Bill Cosby right under her bed and goes Zip Zop Doopity Bop right before she goes to sleep and snores in such a similar manner.
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No. 317917 ID: 543375

>>317909
What are you talking about? That ass is awesome.
>>
No. 317920 ID: 2afc9c

Bite your tongue and refocus. Also slow down a bit so Taisha can't see up YOUR skirt, although she's so much taller that it may not be an issue.
>>
No. 317923 ID: fa6e8d

oh noooooooo
>>
No. 317926 ID: 0d7a83

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITE YOUR TONGUE REALLY HAAAARD!!!
>>
No. 317929 ID: 5b95eb

>>317905
Ignore ALL OF THIS.
Christ you people.

Anyways, eyes down, focus on what's in front of your feet.
>>
No. 317935 ID: 07416a

>>317905
I'll spend my comment on censoring this. Unclassy, man.
>>
No. 317936 ID: 4183c9

>>317900
>RED ALERT RED ALERT!! all hands to unsexy thoughts station!
Don't worry, bitches. I got this.

Rachel's panties suddenly disappearing for no reason! No, wait, hold on, I got this.

All of Rachel's clothes vanishing mysteriously and when she's distracted by that she accidentally slips and falls into a tub of pudding.

Uhh...

Taisha tripping and falling on top of Rachel in the pudding tub?

Um... Hold on, I got this.

All of that plus Ricci rappelling down and getting tangled up so that the ropes pull her clothes off and then she falls on you and knocks you both into the tub of pudding and your face ends up in someone's butt.

Is that unsexy enough?
>>
No. 317940 ID: b6ca92

>>317845
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnresolvedSexualTension?from=Main.UST
THIS ENTIRE QUEST.
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No. 317941 ID: ae3c78
File 130910044010.jpg - (33.57KB , 432x288 , nun.jpg )
317941

YOU WOULDN'T BE THINKING OF ANYTHING UNSEEMLY, WOULD YOU, ROSHO?
>>
No. 317952 ID: 5b95eb

Goddamnit you people
You are all terrible.
>>
No. 317955 ID: d4f98d

>>317936
Mmm
Pudding...
>>
No. 317975 ID: d83b45

Remember, Rosho. The body is the slave to the mind. Without encouragememt from the mind, the body does nothing.

You have two options. Either cultivate an air of detached calmness or get a laptop and look at so much depraved and disturbing porn that a mere upskirt will do nothing to you.

... Maybe there's someone around to teach tai-chi? It's low impact, peaceful, and teaches self control. Plus, if push came to shove, you could probably speed some stuff in it up for self-defense. Though I don't know how often that would be needed around here.
>>
No. 317995 ID: 5f55fe

You know. If it wasn't for the company we provide, or someone Rocco can talk to about his secret, this would be considered torment. Rocco could just as easily take us off and drop us in a trashcan if we're making things too difficult for him.

A little teasing is fine, but you guys are seriously trying to sabotage him. Or at the very least you all have such a one track perverted mind, and you shouldn't impose that on our sweet, innocent Rosho.
>>
No. 318032 ID: 34470e

>>317995
This voice has a point.
>>
No. 318033 ID: 60650f

>>317899
If you thought you could get away with it before, your gonna have to wank that padadger you got in the shower or it's gonna be really uncomfortable sleeping with Rachel tonight.
>>
No. 318034 ID: f5fe2f

Hide your boner, Rocco.
>>
No. 318036 ID: 8f32a4

There's also the possibility that Rachel gives up her bed. You know, sleeps on the floor. These things also happen.
>>
No. 318049 ID: 5b95eb

>>318036
Or, sets him up with some blankets and a pillow on the floor.
Or there's a couch he didn't see or something.
>>
No. 318057 ID: 8f32a4

>>318049
Exactly. The point is to only worry about the things you can do something about.
>>
No. 318073 ID: 950529
File 130913156738.png - (127.31KB , 800x600 , 276.png )
318073

Nuns- Taisha- Nuns- Sex- Sex- Sex- Sex- Sex- Sex- Pain- Bill Cosby?!- Ass- Panties- Depraved- Desensitized- Margeret Tatcher?!- Pudding- Tai Chi?!- Sleeping on the floor?!
Worry about now!
Live the moment!
>>
No. 318074 ID: 950529
File 130913157134.png - (260.09KB , 800x600 , 277.png )
318074

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!
>>
No. 318075 ID: 5c0446

BACKWARDS. DOWN STAIRS GO!
>>
No. 318076 ID: 40cb26

Calm... down... just... breathe... and walk... nothing is wrong...
>>
No. 318077 ID: 5b95eb

DASH. RUN STRAIGHT AHEAD. RUN YER ASS OFF.
>>
No. 318079 ID: d4f98d

Just remember, if you dash off in an erratic manner, Rachel's the type to follow you.

Like a stalker.

Watching.

Waiting.
>>
No. 318080 ID: 9a34be

Calm down, breathe, stand up.

If anyone asks you almost tripped, that is all.
>>
No. 318081 ID: 55a07c

commence biotic projectile spam remain calm.
>>
No. 318082 ID: 5f55fe

WHAT HAS WE DONE!?
>>
No. 318083 ID: d6ae01

Wipe face, search for nearby water fountains.
>>
No. 318084 ID: fa6e8d

ABORT! ABORT!
THE PRESSURE IS TOO MUCH!
>>
No. 318085 ID: 1a99f0

>>318075
do what has to be done Rocco
>>
No. 318086 ID: 4183c9

>>318082
Won a small victory?
>>
No. 318087 ID: 35e1a0

[FAINT]
>>
No. 318088 ID: 950529
File 130913422788.png - (134.99KB , 800x600 , 278.png )
318088

YES-
NO-
YES-
NO-
NO-
YES- YES!
MIND OVER BODY!

Haaaa....
I'm- I- I'm calm.. I'm.. I've got it...
Th.. Thank you...

>Rachel: "Rosho? What's wrong?"
>>
No. 318089 ID: 35e1a0

"just feeling a little faint from the long day"
>>
No. 318091 ID: 8f32a4

>>318074
God damn it, what did we do?
>>318080
Right. Take it easy, breathe in and out slowly. Let them know you tripped, if asked. Wipe your face on your sleeve and just keep walking. Lets get this night over with, kid.
>>
No. 318094 ID: 5b95eb

"N-Nothing, I'm fine now."
>>
No. 318096 ID: e3f578

>>318088
"I just got the sudden urge to play Mass Effect 2 right now after having a small panic attack."
>>
No. 318100 ID: 0d095c

Awwwww shit. This quest is gonna start getting REALLY surreal now isn't it? Rocco's gonna turn out to be a drug addled cyborg in the postapocalyptic future resistance, and this was all a REALLY BAD TRIP. Right? Right....?

Oh god. I think we broke Rocco's mind. Keep calm. Please. OH GOD I'M PANICKING WE BROKE THE PROTAGONIST WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!? And if any of you say "Doncha mean WHO?" I will hunt you down and DEVOUR YOU.
>>
No. 318101 ID: 0d7a83
 

[BREAKDANCE]
>>
No. 318102 ID: 1854db

>>318088
Say you lost your balance for a second. (this is true, in more than one way.)
>>
No. 318108 ID: d3ccca

>>318100
Doncha mean whom?

Rosho, just say you stumbled on a step for a second and panicked.
>>
No. 318113 ID: 40cb26

>>318088
"Long day, tired, and now a little dizzy from climbing. I'll be fine after I rest."
>>
No. 318116 ID: 3416ec

LOOK OUT YOUR BONER IS SHOWING.
>>
No. 318117 ID: 950529
File 130913898858.png - (136.00KB , 800x600 , 279.png )
318117

Yeah- It is true... I am pretty- I mean- After this I'm even more exhausted.
>Rocco: "N-nothing- I'm just- Just tired.. I lost- uh- my- uhm- my footing- uh- I mean- my balance for a moment. But- uh- I'll be fine aft---"
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No. 318118 ID: 950529
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318118

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No. 318119 ID: 950529
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318119

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No. 318120 ID: 950529
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318120

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No. 318121 ID: 5b95eb

Giggle.

Alternatively, POWER THROUGH IT. Also, Raise your eyes, gorram it, after you had that reaction to 'er bum, you'd think to avert you'd eyes from that general area...
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No. 318123 ID: 40cb26

Avert your damn eyes, fool!
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No. 318124 ID: eb1e43

yeah man, seriously. her eyes are up there.
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No. 318127 ID: 0d095c

....Are they doing this intentionally? What the fuck is with this place?
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No. 318128 ID: 950529
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318128

...H... Gah!
That- That's usually- That is the height of her eyes! U- Usually!
Gah..

>Rocco: "I didn't see- I mean- I'm- I'm okay!"
>Rachel: "Alright. If you feel like you are going to pass out let me know right away."
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No. 318129 ID: 0d095c

Oh God. Taisha's expression. I'm feeling quite faint.
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No. 318132 ID: 35e1a0

stare at the wall and keep walking.
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No. 318133 ID: eb1e43

>>318129

she's on to us.

good thing it's her.
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No. 318134 ID: 00d3d5

>>318128
Burst out into laughter and turn away. That'll leave a FAR better impression than getting turned on by voyeurism.
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No. 318135 ID: 543375

>>318132
right into her ass.
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No. 318137 ID: 853061

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THEM, BRO
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No. 318138 ID: 223884

Taisha's expression tells me that she knows exactly what's going on.
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No. 318140 ID: d6ae01

This is going to be the most counter-intuitive thing ever. You'll do a lot better if you just get closer to her.
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No. 318142 ID: 950529
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318142

It- It would- Please- Please warn me earlier next- next time- Or rather- Let there not be a next time..
I feel like- It- I feel like I just lost my virginity...
I'll keep my eyes on the wall and walk a bit- uh- closer.

Taisha- How could- Did she see.. What am I- What should I say--
>Taisha: "Cute, right?"
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No. 318144 ID: 35e1a0

don't say anything just nod slightly and keep moving.
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No. 318147 ID: 40cb26

You had better just nod, because there isn't anything you can say to that without making things worse. Even if she isn't a lesbian with the hots for Rachel too she sure does enjoy watching you squirm. So just keep squirming.

>virginity
Nah you'll see how different that feels. Tonight, probably.
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No. 318148 ID: d9f9ef

>>318142
You didn't see anything, what is she talking about the wall..heheh right the wall is cute.
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No. 318149 ID: d7b78f

Say, "So cute I almost died."
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No. 318150 ID: 543375

>>318142
She's gonna show you hers now too.
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No. 318152 ID: e3f578

>>318142
oh shit i was right
ask if I was right about her being an aspiring comedian and her inspiration is Bill Cosby
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No. 318153 ID: 07416a

>>318142
"I almost died."
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No. 318155 ID: 5b95eb

"You talkin' to mew?"
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No. 318158 ID: cd63e9

>>318144
this, anything you say will only dig yourself in deeper.
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No. 318160 ID: eb1e43

it kind of is, isn't it?
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No. 318168 ID: 950529
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318168

Say- No, not say- But- uh- okay.
I nod lightly and whisper back-
>Rocco: "T- Too cute."
>Taisha: "Ehehehe~"
At that moment we reach the top of the stairs, and she darts past me down the hallway.
>Taisha: "Th- This is my floor. Nighty night!"
>Rachel: "Good night. Don't go to sleep too late."
>Taisha: "I- I won't. And- uhm- Rosho. Let's play tomorrow~♥"
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No. 318169 ID: 99da04

>Rocco: Ponder on what Taisha means by "play"
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No. 318170 ID: 234c26

>>318168
Ask what room she's in before you continue on. Presumably they have numbers or something to identify them, and that would be good to know.
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No. 318172 ID: 35e1a0

hopefully she means those video games. anyway, you need to practice your going upstairs behind someone skill so this doesn't keep happening.
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No. 318174 ID: e3f578

>>318168
hey Rocco
when you do get to bed remember to take us off. Remember earlier this morning with Ricci? We trade thoughts with those in close proximity, you were lucky no one in the hug heard us
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No. 318175 ID: eb1e43

wish her a good night after spending a few panicked seconds to figure out she's referring to the tabletop game. one which doesn't involve genitals. probably.
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No. 318176 ID: 5b95eb

>>318174
Also, if we're this bad when you're awake, think about when you're dreaming...
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No. 318177 ID: 55c4cf

touch her butt
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No. 318178 ID: 60650f

>>318142
>>318168
Well I wasn't expecting this! Goes to show that Taisha can be a little forward. Let's see where this will take us tomorrow. But for now let's worry about the imminent issue. That is to say Rachel's kitty cat panties.
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No. 318180 ID: 862b40

>>318137
God damn it! XD
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No. 318181 ID: 950529
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318181

>Rocco: "Uhm- Wh- Which room-"
>Taisha: "One oh th- three! Nightynight~"
>Rocco: "Night- I mean- uh- Good- Good night!"
Oh- uh- Yeah- Yes, the videogames. She- Yeah, she promised that- I think? Yeah...

I follow Rachel closely, al- almost close enough that I'm touching her butt! Butt- I mean- But- uh- I also make sure to look at the wall.
>Rachel: "I'm glad you and Taisha get along. Taisha is usually very timid amongst other people."
>Rocco: "I- uhm- Y- yeah. I'm happy- uh- glad- happy- I like friends. Uh-"
>Rachel: "That's good to hear."
It is true- I didn't expect Taisha to be- I mean-
Wait- Is it the kitty panties- Wait- No.

This set of stairs is far less eventful, and soon we stand in front of her door. She unlocks it with her ID card.
>Rachel: "How are you feeling now? You still look feverish."
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No. 318182 ID: 35e1a0

"just nervous, i haven't slept with in the same room as anyone but my sister. that nice shower should help me calm down"
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No. 318184 ID: 5b95eb

"I'll be ok."
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No. 318185 ID: 835a2d

Uhm, explain you're just nervous because you've never been to a sleepover?
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No. 318186 ID: 70a25f

>>318174
No, I think that's just with Ricci. Maybe our identification... thing... is confused by their similar genetics?
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No. 318190 ID: 234c26

>>318181
Say you're not feverish, you hope, just easily stressed. You'll be okay.
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No. 318192 ID: 1854db

>>318181
Very nervous.
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No. 318194 ID: 60650f

>>318181
Don't say your nervous, that'll just weird out Rachel, especially because she'll be sleeping with you tonight.

Just tell her you're fine.
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No. 318200 ID: eb1e43

you're fine. divine, so fine.
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No. 318204 ID: 543375

Just a minor panic attack.
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No. 318216 ID: 950529
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318216

>Rocco: "I- uhm- I'm just- It's nothing- I'm just- uh- not nervous- uh- stressed? No- uhm- I- Well, I'll be alright after the shower."
>Rachel: "Alright. Go shower, then. There are towels inside the bathroom."



...Now- C- Can I relax, or will this be- uh- the- the- the worst part?
>>
No. 318217 ID: 0d7a83

This will be simultaneously the best and worst part.
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No. 318219 ID: 35e1a0

go get in the shower first. relax in it a bit.
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No. 318220 ID: 99da04

That depends.
Are you ready for sexy time?
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No. 318221 ID: 55c4cf

Ask if a shower of praise is enough.
>>
No. 318222 ID: 543375

>>318216
Naked, alone and in a girl's room who you've only met today with the lingering thoughts of seeing her ass.
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No. 318224 ID: eb1e43

take a change of clothes and stuff with you into the bathroom, undress, get under the shower and fap furiously.
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No. 318225 ID: 5b95eb

"So, uh, what're the sleeping arrangements going to be?"

And then go take a shower. Fap if you think you need to, I personally wouldn't. For godssake take us off before if you do.
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No. 318226 ID: d9f9ef

>>318225
This and offer to sleep on the ground.
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No. 318228 ID: 543375

>>318225
No, we need contact at all times possible!
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No. 318229 ID: 40cb26

Get a change of clothes ready first. Then when you shower lock the damn door.
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No. 318230 ID: 234c26

>>318216
Go into the bathroom with a nightgown or robe or something, and be sure you have a towel within arm's reach and that no one will see anything unusual if they walk in while you're using it. Remember that not only Rachel, but also Emily apparently has access to that shower, so it is not a safe location- in fact, you're extremely vulnerable in there. No relaxing. There will be other times for relaxing.
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No. 318236 ID: 1854db

If the room has a lock it'll probably be fine to do whatever in there. HOWEVER it is really up to you if you do anything. Just relaxing might be the best idea, I dunno.

It's not like you can avoid morning wood anyway. Unless you have physiological erectile dysfunction it WILL HAPPEN while you're asleep. Typically during REM sleep. So uh... I don't know what to do. Sleeping on the floor might be safest, but that would be a bit weird. Optimally we'd want a sleeping bag.

You might explain that you toss and turn in your sleep and you don't want to wake her up in the middle of the night...
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No. 318239 ID: 223884

Try to relax in there. Showers are for washing away the day's flith, and I'd consider the stress of keeping your guard up for an entire day to be pretty nasty. Just don't do any secret-revealing stuff like talking to yourself too loudly and you're fine.
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No. 318240 ID: d6ae01

As long as the door can lock (and not easily be opened from the other side despite this), and you have fresh clothing handy, then yes, you can relax.
...If there's a mat, use it to try and wedge the door shut, just in case.
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No. 318242 ID: 223884

Since there's only one bed and I don't see an extra sleeping bag or a cot, you'd do best to wear tight-ish pants to bed. Like the other guy said, morning wood would be a dead giveaway and a nasty surprise. Unless you have physiological erectile disfunciton, but we don't know if you know you have that.
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No. 318246 ID: 950529
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318246

Yeah- I mean- No- There's not really- There's no room on the floor. I would- I mean- It'd be an inconvenience for Rachel. I mean- She- uh- She'd- She would let me, if I insisted, but- I mean- I'd have to sleep in front of the bathroom and the closet. That- Well-
If I must- But- You know...

>Rocco: "Ok- Okay, I'll- uh- Okay, thank you."

I grab my bag and head into the bathroom. There- Door locked.

..Wait- But- Wait, so- Even- Even if I- uh- you know- uh- let it out- I could- I will still have an erect- uh- erection in the morning?!
Oh no- I- That's- Then she'll find out for sure!
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No. 318247 ID: 99da04

First lock the other door too

Next,
Well you know what you got to do.
Gotta lop your penis off
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No. 318248 ID: 35e1a0

yeah make sure other door is locked. and it MAY still happen. but the odds go down if you do jerk it.
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No. 318249 ID: 40cb26

>>318246
It's a bit less likely. Tell me little Mr Lady, how prone are you to morning wood? Did you learn not to because you sister was always in the room, or did you wake up stiff every morning and your sister saw and... well anyway, if you think you need help with it go ahead.

Whether you do or don't be sure to take your time in here, hopefully Rachel will be asleep by the time you're done.
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No. 318250 ID: 5b95eb

Hey what's through that other do-oh right the dorm head's room probly

lock that too.

also check for cameras
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No. 318252 ID: d4f98d

>>318246
There's no real surefire way to guarantee it won't happen. "Jerking it" won't really affect it at all really, erections while sleeping happen MULTIPLE times during rest (thats why you can wake up in the middle of the night rock hard).

The fact of the matter is, PREVENTING it from occuring simply isn't going to happen. You have to make sure it's hidden, and the most effective way for you to do that is pretty simple, actually. Find something large and confortable, like a big, soft pillow or something, and hug/spoon it while you sleep. Assuming you aren't a thrasher, it should maintain a degree of safety for your nightly shame. Also, face away from her.
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No. 318254 ID: d4f98d

Also, if you intend to do something, please place us outside.

I have no interest being present for this, and would very much like to ruin some peoples fun.
>>
No. 318255 ID: c6f9df

I'm sure a tight pantie will help you hide it
>>
No. 318257 ID: 5b95eb

Could just bury yourself with pillows/bunched up blanket. Pretty decent boner-camo, so long as you don't JUST do the crotch.
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No. 318258 ID: 543375

>>318254
>>318254
Rocco doesn't want us to leave him at all, he's already stated that. We're going in as well, and worst case scenario that can happen if he does take us off is someone else picks us up when he forgets us.
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No. 318261 ID: 234c26

>>318246
Sleep with some kind of clothes on which will hopefully hide it. Also, if there is a hug pillow or similar use it; that will hopefully keep you occupied and somewhat hidden, avoiding any awkward entanglements during the night. That's all I've got.

Anyway, more immediate concerns. Make sure both doors are locked. That shower looks like the transparent/translucent doored kind- meaning that anyone who walks into the bathroom while you're in it will be able to see that you've got both nothing up top and something down bottom. That would be endgame.

I am inclined to say because of this that you should not linger in the shower- just get clean as fast as possible and get out of there. Every moment that you spend naked and exposed is a moment of vulnerability, locked door or no.
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No. 318262 ID: 950529
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318262

Okay- Other door locked.

I was never really in a situation where I had to hide- uh- morning wood. I- I mean- Well- I guess in hindsight Ricci may have seen it, but- you know- It wasn't- Nothing to scream about. Not that I'm small- I mean- No- Wait- uh- It just didn't matter back then!
Uh..
I don't- I mean- No no, I'm not- I- I don't- I'm not going to do anything if- if it won't help. Uhm...
I don't- uh- I don't have any- any- uh- tight underwear- Well, not- Not loose, but- I mean- These are boyshorts, with the- the little pocket in the front and- and stuff. I- Yeah, no...
Uh- Yeah, I was planning to lie- lay- uh- fetus position- thing- uhm- with my back to her- to Rachel. But I'm- I mean- What if I turn around in my sleep? Then a lot- Or I mean- Blankets and pillows will move.
What-
What should I do? How can I hide it?
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No. 318263 ID: d4f98d

>>318258
Very well, Rocco, keep us on. I suppose some people might enjoy having a numberless audience of watchers intently scrutinizing you.
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No. 318264 ID: 07416a

>>318262
Stick a pillow between your legs.
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No. 318265 ID: 543375

>>318262
Yeah... get some panties. Boy shorts with holes in the front are not going to cut it.
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No. 318266 ID: d4f98d

>>318264
Fetal Position Hug a large, soft pillow. Pray you aren't a thrasher.
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No. 318272 ID: 40cb26

Honestly? I'd be more worried about her noticing you have no actual tits. The penis is a thing but you have a crotch for it to hide in, you boobs are more obvious under the covers. Are you going to wear your bra and a big shirt to bed? Do so if you can. Might not be easy to sleep with icepacks on though and taking the whole ensemble off has it's own risks.

Hope that when you open the door that she's asleep and the lights are off.
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No. 318277 ID: d4f98d

>>318272
Lots of girls are underdeveloped. Its hardly uncommon.
>>
No. 318285 ID: 5b95eb

Mountain of pillows/blankets. Yeah, they'll move, but hopefully not enough to reveal you
>>
No. 318288 ID: 60650f

>>318262
DUDE, your going to get morning wood in the MORNING. But you have an erection NOW and it won't go away in when you go to bed unless you take care of it NOW. So take off those trunks and let loose!
>>
No. 318291 ID: d7b78f

>>318288

You don't know how a penis works do you?
>>
No. 318292 ID: 55c4cf

think of your sister all night
>>
No. 318298 ID: d4f98d

Multiple times throughout the night, actually.
>>
No. 318342 ID: 6e44d2

Shower, fap, get ready for bed. Let Rachel see your lack of tits, tell her you're self-conscious and thus stuff. You should be fine.
>>
No. 318348 ID: a41aaf

If she asks about your padding, grudgingly explain that people kept thinking you were a boy. Plausible,and it makes the thought that you might be a boy a taboo subject.
>>
No. 318365 ID: 60650f

>>318291
Well Rocco doesn't need to be lying in bed for hours with a rock hard erection. I say he takes care of it now so he won't have to worry about it sometime later, which happens to be in the morning (I don't see what I said is wrong).
>>
No. 318369 ID: 543375

Rachael has that secret cute side. She Probably is the unconscious cuddle type.
>>
No. 318381 ID: 60650f

>>318272
I feel that those icepacks will just fall off even when sleeping with a normal bra in bed. There should be less to worry about if Rocco were to get a sports bra. Would keep those icepacks tucked in nice and close to his body. Make sure you go shopping for one tomorrow if you decide to find a better fitting uniform.
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No. 318386 ID: d7b78f

>>318365

Ohh wow. The only reason a penis would stay hard for hours and hours on end, without outside influence like stimulation or viagra, is because of some very serious medical condition. Refractory period is only a minute or so, not hours. So even if he does jerk off now it doesn't mean he wont get hard again in his sleep.

Just don't think about it Rocco. Don't forget she is going to be sleeping too, not hovering over you and feeling up your crotch every 10 seconds. She wakes up at 6, try to wake up earlier. If you can swing that you will be fine. Or because she wakes up so early, it will be dark and she will be too busy getting ready to inspect you.
>>
No. 318401 ID: 543375

>>318386
The problem left is nocturnal emissions, which do occur more frequently the less you maturate.
>>
No. 318406 ID: d7b78f

>>318401

The problem there is that there is no sure-fire way to prevent them. As he said before, jerking it right now would probably be more stressful, with no promise of prevention.

And its only been one day, maybe after a week or two it would be a solid idea. The real question is, is Rocco the kind of guy who has them often, or rarely?
>>
No. 318407 ID: 0d095c

What about chemical neutering? Granted, he'd need a prescription and one hell of an explanation, but still, it's an option.
>>
No. 318416 ID: bb91de

Check the medicine cabinet for supplies. It's your duty to snoop in there anyway, and you might have some luck with a little creative use of medicinal tape, or better yet one of those cloth bandages.
>>
No. 318418 ID: c7c146

>>318416
Brilliant
>>
No. 318425 ID: d7b78f

>>318416

Do this while the shower is warming up. To cover the noise.
>>
No. 318475 ID: 5b95eb

>>318407
No, it really isn't.
>>
No. 318477 ID: d4f98d

>>318407

Well lets just get this out of the way then, Rocco, how do you feel about chemical neutering? FUck no you say? OK.
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No. 318507 ID: 950529
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318507

Wh- What? N- No, I don't- uh- I don't have an erection now. If- If masturbating won't- uh- stop- uh- Yeah- the nocturnal thing... So- uh- No, I'm not going to do it right now.
I don't have any panties-
I just- But- No no, a pillow won't do.
Chemical- Wha- I don't even know what that is!
I was planning to sleep with the bra on, but if you say the icepacks might fall out- uhm... Well- I don't have a sports bra now.
The only underwear I have in my bag are my boxers.
Uhm...
Oh! Yeah- uhm- Lets see... Uhm- Okay, I'll turn on the shower to cover the sound of snooping around.
Okay, uhm...
Ooh, yes, there are medical supplies behind the mirror. I could wrap it- uh- like- uhm- tie- tie it down, somehow...
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No. 318514 ID: eb1e43

the shower is leaking. you're gonna flood the whole place.
>>
No. 318516 ID: 35e1a0

ah, close the shower door, quick!
>>
No. 318517 ID: 05514e

>>318514
CLOSE THE DOOR, QUICK
IF IT FLOODS SHE MIGHT THINK THAT YOU SLIPPED AND BONKED YOUR HEAD AND YOU ARE CURRENTLY DROWNING AND THEN SHE'LL STEP IN, SLIP ON THE WATER AND FALL ONTO YOU AND YOU'LL BOTH END UP ON THE FLOOR WITH HER STRADDLING YOUR ERECTION PRESSING UP INTO HER CUTE KITTY PANTIES
OH GOD ROCCO CLOSE THE GATDANG DOOR
>>
No. 318521 ID: d9f9ef

>>318507
Shower first worry about that stuff when you get out.
>>
No. 318522 ID: 878b59

>>318521
Ye, this.
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No. 318524 ID: 950529
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318524

It- What? It's just the shower! They- Rachel and- uh- They use this bathroom every day- Not- Nothing is going to flood.
Okay- I'll shower now.
But then what do I do?
>>
No. 318527 ID: 878b59

WHAT WOULD YOU USUALLY DO IN A SHOWER, DUMMY?
>>
No. 318528 ID: 5b95eb

Sing
>>
No. 318529 ID: 99da04

Do complex Calculus
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No. 318531 ID: 234c26

>>318524
In the future, when removing your bra always make sure that your fake breasts (as well as any other sensitive items) are well-concealed, perhaps beneath other clothing. It would be rather inconvenient for someone else to somehow enter the bathroom and notice them. While it may seem unlikely, caution is the order of the day here.

My recommendation for tonight would be to just sleep with your fake breasts in and concealed beneath pajamas for now; they seemed reasonably secure, and you may not be so active while asleep that they are disrupted. Likewise, pajamas should conceal your dick; tying it down will only make you uncomfortable and miserable at night. Just use enough blankets to make it unlikely that Rachel will notice anything. In the long term you'll want a better plan, but as far as just tonight goes that should be fine.

As far as immediate actions, get through your shower quickly and efficiently. Whenever you are out of disguise you are vulnerable, even with locks; minimize those periods.
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No. 318533 ID: 35e1a0

not TIGHTLY tied. just have the gauze act like a home made jock-strap.
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No. 318534 ID: 05514e

>>318527
>>318528
>>318529
HELLO LARRY, MOE AND CURLY.
HE WAS ASKING ABOUT AFTER THE SHOWER.
IT MIGHT SUCK, BUT YOU COULD TUCK YOUR JUNK BACK AND TAPE IT DOWN.
JUST PUT A LITTLE PADDING IN THE CROTCH OF YOUR UNDIES TO SHIFT YOUR JUNK AWAY SO IT WONT TENT YOUR BOXERS OR BOYSHORTS IF YOU GET AN ERECTION.
DEFINITELY HUG A PILLOW AS YOU SLEEP AND KEEP YOURSELF TURNED AWAY FROM RACHEL.

OR, YOU COULD JUST ASK IF YOU COULD SLEEP ON THE CHAIR AND MAKE UP A BULLSHIT STORY ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL AWKWARD SHARING A BED WITH SOMEONE.
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No. 318535 ID: 0d7a83

Scrub be'ind them ther' ears, lad!
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No. 318542 ID: 950529
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318542

Oh- Yeah- Okay...
But- uhm- Right, I'll rush my shower.
Uhm- But- I'd rather- uhm- tie it down and be uncomfortable, because- uh- because otherwise I won't be able to sleep at all- I think- because of worrying. Okay, I- Right- I'll not- I'll tie it down- I mean- Not tightly, just enough so it- uh- doesn't aim up...? Y-yeah...
But- Yeah, okay, I'll- I'll wear the normal bra with the icepacks under my pyjamas.
Right-
Oh, I always forget to wash behind my ears.
Uhm...
Oh- But won't sleeping in the chair make it much easier to see? I mean- uh- I cant lie on my side all curled up.
I'm not- uh- I won't hug pillows- These are Rachel's pillows. I can't just- uh- just grab them and do what I want... A- Actually now that I think about it, it'd be rude to- uh- to take them to sleep on the floor too- as well. Maybe I could have asked for an extra blanket and pillow if it wasn't so late..
Okay, showering- quick, quick- Okay, done.
...I don't have a towel..
>>
No. 318543 ID: 99da04

you dun goof'd
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No. 318545 ID: 35e1a0

towels should be under the sink or over the toilet.
>>
No. 318546 ID: 05514e

>>318542
RACHEL SAID THERE WERE TOWELS IN THERE, PROBABLY IN THE CABINET ABOVE THE TOILET. MOVE YOUR MENTAL PERSPECTIVE TO YOUR FACE AS YOU GO TO GET THEM SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOUR DICK.

ALSO, SLEEPING ON THE CHAIR SHOULD BE A NON-ISSUE IF YOU TUCK YOUR JUNK AWAY AND IF YOU HAVE A BLANKET WHICH I AM SURE RACHEL CAN GET FOR YOU. IT IS YOUR FIRST DAY THERE AND SHE IS BEING HOSPITABLE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ASKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>>
No. 318547 ID: 0d7a83

Gonna have to dry yourself on your clothes.
>>
No. 318548 ID: 835a2d

Really? Really now.
>>
No. 318555 ID: ba86d6

Or you can tuck your junk behind the waistband of your boxer (in the upward position), so when you happen to get hard, it wouldn't make a tent.
>>
No. 318558 ID: 5b95eb

>>318555
A classy plan.

Alternatively, sleep facing dow-Wait no I don't think girls do that.
>>
No. 318559 ID: 38d3ff

>>318386
Hey man, everyone's got it different, and Rocco might end up sleeping with a few pillows between his legs tonight as well. But if Rocco thinks he doesn't need to masturbate then all's fine. No need to fuss, we're here to help Rocco.
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No. 318561 ID: 950529
File 130922299112.png - (140.84KB , 800x600 , 293.png )
318561

Uhmmm- Okay, I'll check the one above the toilet first- Oh! Yeah, here are towels. Phew..
Okay, so- uhm-
Okay, so- so I dry off, then- uh- wrap up my- uh- my bits- uh- so it- if- when I get morning- or nocturnal- when I get an erection, it'll- uh- go up against my stomach, and- uh- nothing- nothing will stick out, and it will be concealed and everything- Okay.
Then I put some boxers over that, and pyjama pants- And I wear the normal bra with the icepacks, with- uh- with the pyjama shirt on top.. Uhm-
That- That's it, right?
Then I'm done.
Oh- uh- I'll put my uniform and stuff into my bag.. right?
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No. 318563 ID: 835a2d

>>318561
Sounds like a plan, bro
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No. 318564 ID: 0d7a83
File 130922333960.gif - (5.57KB , 482x527 , 1230170187404.gif )
318564

>>
No. 318565 ID: d7b78f

Ask Rachel where she usually puts her dirty clothes. She probably has a hamper.
>>
No. 318566 ID: 35e1a0

sounds good dude.
>>
No. 318571 ID: d9f9ef

>>318561
Dude your a girl, they don't wear boxers, make sure Rachel doesn't see them.
>>
No. 318577 ID: 6a24f2

say, do those icepacks seem sturdy enough not to pop and leak in case you do lie on your stomach?
>>
No. 318582 ID: 950529
File 130922509909.png - (184.12KB , 800x600 , 294.png )
318582

I don't know- The icepacks seem pretty sturdy. It feels like really thick plastic, but.. I'll just.. try to- uh- I'll not lie- lay- sleep on them.
O- Okay, I'll ask Rachel.

I find her sitting at her desk with her laptop.
>Rocco: "Uhm- Uh.. Uh.."
She looks at me patiently.
>Rocco: "Oh- uhm- How does laundry work h-here?"
>Rachel: "You can put your laundry in the right basket under the sink. We'll wash it when it's full, or when we need it. My clothes are in the closet there- You can use those until you buy your second uniform."
>Rocco: "Oh- Oh right, yes- uh- Thank you very much, thank you."
>Rachel: "Are you done in the bathroom?"
>>
No. 318583 ID: a5a1cd

>>318582
Have you brushed your teeth yet? Maintaining proper dental hygiene is important.
>>
No. 318584 ID: 35e1a0

think you are done.
>>
No. 318585 ID: 5b95eb

Well, are you?
>>
No. 318586 ID: 6a24f2

you did clean your ears, right?
>>
No. 318587 ID: 1a99f0

Did you dry out that mess you made in front of the shower? Leaving that there would be very inconsiderate.
>>
No. 318588 ID: 35e1a0

oh and make sure you unlock the other door. don't want the poor dormhead to be locked out the bathroom
>>
No. 318595 ID: 223884

Before you do anything else, snag a nonchalant glance at the computer Rachel's using. My lulz is tingling.
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No. 318600 ID: 950529
File 130922714043.png - (119.37KB , 800x600 , 295.png )
318600

Ah- uhm- hmm- I can't see the screen from here.

>Rocco: "N-not yet, sorry, I'll- uh- I just need to brush my teeth."

I quickly back into the bathroom. I take my toothbrush from my bag and borrow some toothpaste.

Under the sink I find two baskets- Both filled halfway with- uh- various- uhm- clothing and towels.

The towel I used and my uniform are still on the ground.. So, should I put them with Rachel's laundry, or put them in my bag?
After this I'm finally done in the bathroom.
>>
No. 318606 ID: 5c0446

dont be a bad roomate. clean up.
>>
No. 318607 ID: 05514e

>>318600
JUST TOSS THEM IN THE BASKET. YOU CAN BORROW SOME OF HER CLOTHES TOMORROW. THEY MIGHT FIT BETTER, ANYWAY.
>>
No. 318608 ID: 35e1a0

use towel on puddle. then put it in the basket.
>>
No. 318612 ID: 1a99f0

clean up, put used laundry in the basket
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No. 318613 ID: 950529
File 130922868657.png - (185.64KB , 800x600 , 296.png )
318613

Ah- uh- Right, okay. I mop up the puddle with the towel and put it with Rachel's laundry, then also put my uniform with it.
I finish brushing my teeth and head back into Rachel's room- Then- uh- Rush back to unlock the other door- and- and then go back to Rachel again.
>Rocco: "Okay- uhm- I'm- uh- I'm done!"
>Rachel: "Alright. I'll go shower then."
She does something on her laptop and gets up.
>Rachel: "You can use the internet if you like. When you're done- or if you don't- just leave it on like this. You can go ahead and sleep too, of course."
>>
No. 318615 ID: 5b95eb

Use the internet!
Play the videogames.
>>
No. 318616 ID: 1a99f0

FILE SNOOPING TIME
>>
No. 318618 ID: e3f578

go to quest.lv
learn the truth
>>
No. 318619 ID: 223884

Check the history, see where Rachel's interests lie so you'll be more able to talk about things she likes and awkward silence won't be as much of a problem.
>>
No. 318620 ID: 1a99f0

>>318618
do you WANT the universe to collapse?
>>
No. 318622 ID: e3f578

yes
fuck professor bumblebee
>>
No. 318623 ID: 35e1a0

yes use the history to see what she did last.
>>
No. 318624 ID: 35e1a0

go to the orb wiki page.
>>
No. 318626 ID: 40cb26

Dunno what you want to do online, whatever your usual herpaderp is I guess. All I would add is to wait until she's in her shower then open up her web history. Let's see what she has going on here. And check this every day, if you ever see a page titled "Klinefelter's syndrome" feel free to be extremely worried. That's the XXY thing you have, of course.

Just be sure to get back in bed before she is done in there.
>>
No. 318627 ID: e3f578

>>318625
We got shit for proof of that you know
the doctor when Rocco was born should have mentioned that with blood work or whatever. Maybe his mom wouldn't tell him but it's a shitty distinction. You don't have to be XXY to be successful at looking like a girl as a male. Looking it up online and diagnosing is the equivalent as some anti-social loser blaming his problems on aspergers or someshit, only worse because genetics is harder science then psychology
>>
No. 318628 ID: 40cb26

>>318627
Roccos said he had those chromosomes. Unless you're saying he is mistaken or lying then there is no debate.

I'll grant that it would be hard for her to make that connection as it is, but if it showed up since us coming here I can't think of a reason aside from the worst.
>>
No. 318631 ID: 223884

>>318628

I just took a quick search through all the posts in the quest. There is no mention by Rocco of having an extra chromosome. It was merely used as a metaphore by several posters.

Ignore this voice Rocco, it doesn't matter whether you have any extra chromosomes or not. Just focus on being adorable.
>>
No. 318634 ID: e3f578

>>318631
I've made that same mistake before, when I said Ricci chucked in a bit of cash in with Rocco for us and thought it was mentioned in the past, and made the (ill)logical conclusion that she helped pay for us so he would stop being a clingy twin brother and have a friend that could give him decent advice (if that was true anyway she got him the wrong fucking orb.)
>>
No. 318636 ID: 40cb26

>>318631
>You don't understand- Identical twins are always the same gender! But destiny decided to give me the Y chromosome in addition to the X's.
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No. 318637 ID: 950529
File 130923152566.png - (93.94KB , 800x600 , 297.png )
318637

Uhm- I- I have the extra Y chrom- chromos-- uhm- That's- That's why I'm a boy even though me and Ricci are identical twins.
But how would she know about XXY stuff? I-
But- Maybe just- Well, I'll keep an eye open for it anyway.

>Rocco: "Oh- uhm- If it's okay I would like to use the- uh- the web- the internet for a moment."
>Rachel: "Go ahead."

Rachel disappears into the bathroom- I hear the door lock.

Uh, let's see- Oh, right. Checking history..
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No. 318638 ID: dd4c53

Maybe a google search on 'stammering' to give an impression of at least trying to overcome your disabilities. You don't have to look at 'em if you don't wanna, but you ARE here on the condition of trying to be a good student, right? Beaton way encouraging overcoming difficulties or something like that?

Alternatively, see if you can look at pictures of cats with funny captions on them. That's safe enough, right? Heck, might be in her bookmarks or something.
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No. 318639 ID: 950529
File 130923157036.png - (48.94KB , 800x600 , 298.png )
318639

Hmm- I don't know any of these sites.

ding-dong
Wh- Oh, it's just a messenger alert.
>>
No. 318640 ID: 07416a

>>318639
BAD ROCCO NO SNOOPING
>>
No. 318641 ID: 5b95eb

>8I
Make that face.
>>
No. 318642 ID: 35e1a0

click on the top one in the list. also open up the messenger and see that thing's history.
>>
No. 318643 ID: 99da04

>open all recent tabs
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No. 318644 ID: 101fd9

>>318639
Oh... oh god. She's a furry. Quick, close history, search some random site. Dunno, 4chan or something.
>>
No. 318645 ID: a5a1cd

>>318639
Do NOT answer any IMs. Or even click them open to read them. Leave it.

Do a quick scroll through the rest of the history to see if there are any sites which you do recognize, and if not, then close it up unless you have something pressing to do online.
>>
No. 318646 ID: 835a2d

Her entire visible history is porn.
>>
No. 318648 ID: 543375

>>318638
stammering an natural breast enlargement information to lessen the impact when you're finally discovered to be flat chested.
>>
No. 318649 ID: 5b95eb

Laddie, believe me, you do not want to click any of those links. Nor will you want to open that messenger. For one, gotta preserve a bit of her privacy. For two, christ man so much gay furry oh god why.

Go to youtube, look up cats. And lasers. And perhaps dogs. Corgis.
>>
No. 318650 ID: 5b95eb

Also see what you can hear over the shower.
>>
No. 318651 ID: 223884

Don't click any of those links, lest you want your eyes to bleed.

Didn't expect Rachel to be into that stuff. Just search something you like. Whatever you usually do when you're on the internet.
>>
No. 318652 ID: e3f578

>>318639
>wikifur
>fchan
fuckahahahahahaha
hahaha
oh man
hahahahahahaha close it close it oh god close it
>>318637
Son you got medical documentation to back that up or are you a tranny in denial? You don't know shit about twins. You aren't truly identical you dumb, naive little man. You looking so much fucking alike has to do with your siblings and probability. I forget which is which but I think your in-fraternal twins, made from two eggs and two sperm. I find it incredibly unlikely and preposterous you're a direct copy twin of Ricci or vice versa from the same egg with a weird glitch in your chromosomes so unless a professional agrees with your statment, I'm just going to doubt it. If there's a glitch with fraternal twins, it woulda meant Siamese twins.
>>
No. 318653 ID: e3f578

oh wait one more thing
>>318639
>it wasn't me it was the one-armed man
that twin peaks reference or something?
>>
No. 318654 ID: d4f98d

Well, I don't really see anything porn related there, but she definitely has a

...fur AFFINITY, one might say. Most of it's actually roleplaying stuff.

Oh well, how uninteresting. Go look up stuff about us!
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No. 318661 ID: 950529
File 130923300940.png - (128.84KB , 800x600 , 299.png )
318661

Wh- Huh? A furry? Aren't those- uh- Like they put on animal costumes and stuff. Rachel is one of them?
Well- uh- Okay, I'll- Yeah- No-
Uhm- I'll open- uh- the most recent page.
Oh- And I'll just click the alert..
Uh.. Oh-
Huh?
>>
No. 318664 ID: 0d7a83

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FF-
>>
No. 318665 ID: 5c0446

hahah she's messing with you
>>
No. 318666 ID: 07416a

>>318661
clever girl
>>
No. 318667 ID: 543375

Umm.. I was to figure out how to get to the home page and... What's this?
>>
No. 318668 ID: 223884

Oh Rachel you troll! Disregard the furry stuff Rocco, she's just messing with you. Thinking back, I remember the group talking about there being a pornblock on the internet. It would make no sense for her to look at porn because it's quite literally impossible (except on the edge of the football field, but that's an experiment for later).

Thinking about this: it appears that Rachel is a rather classic example of a Kuudere. Often cold and relatively emotionless on the outside, but warm and friendly on the inside.
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No. 318669 ID: be81e4

>>318653
The Fugitive

You just got punk'd Rocco; when Rachel comes back deny you saw anything. Adorably.
>>
No. 318670 ID: 35e1a0

how did she get it into the history then?

the collage internet access! she is double bluffing!
>>
No. 318671 ID: 5b95eb

Scroll down the history more
>>
No. 318673 ID: 543375

"Umm... In order for that stuff to be logged in th-the History,.. Don't you actually have t-t-to visit those places i-in the first place?"
>>
No. 318674 ID: d4f98d

Ok, Rocco, I mean this in the nicest possible way, but are you insane?

That said, his the hell is this person that they know you?

Ok, if you opened that page, two things: 1. If it opened a new window, close it.

2. If it opened it in an existing window, click back, go to google, then click back again.

>>318670
As the Student Council president, it's not inconceivable that she has the password to bypass campus filters. Lots of schools with net security give those to designated students.
>>
No. 318675 ID: 35e1a0

>>318670
totally. she just deleted the real recent stuff and left the furry stuff up.
>>
No. 318679 ID: 950529
File 130923376280.png - (101.05KB , 800x600 , 300.png )
318679

S- So it was a prank? She just- She left- She left all this up to- uh- What?
Wait- So these are porn sites?! Sh- uh- What do I-
Do I just- Should I just tell her I messed up?
Or- Or should I cover my tracks-
Aaah!
I'm sorry! I sh- I shouldn't have snooped around!
>>
No. 318685 ID: 40cb26

Alright no more sneakings. Just do whatever you are going to do, and be mindful that she can see your history too. Unless you carefully erase it but lets not get into such time consuming shenanigans.
>>
No. 318687 ID: d7b78f

See if her bookmarks has the school website on it.

Or take out those schedules and class lists Rachel gave you and look them over before bed.
>>
No. 318692 ID: 0d7a83

Chill out it's just a joke. If she gets called up on it it's her fault for baiting you.
>>
No. 318693 ID: 543375

>>318679
SHE left it up. You didn't snoop, you barely kow computers, she left a toddler near a light socket with a fork.

Set her home page to a shock site.
>>
No. 318695 ID: 223884

Woah Woah! Calm down Rocco. This isn't a big deal. It's just a little prank, nothing super serious. It doesn't matter much if Rachel finds out you fell for it, so don't get your boy shorts in a knot.

Take some slow breaths to calm yourself. Seriously, sometimes it looks like you're about to have an aneurism.

Yes, they're porn sites, but as far as we know there is no way for Rachel to have bypassed the pornblock. In fact, when Rachel comes out, tell her that it was a pretty funny joke. I say that not because it's polite, but because it honestly made me laugh my ass off.
>>
No. 318696 ID: a5a1cd

>>318679
Rocco, all you have to do is look super embarrassed and adorable when Rachel comes out and apologize for snooping on her laptop, say that you didn't mean to get her in trouble and you really shouldn't have but you didn't know what any of those sites were and etc. etc.

No one would be able to do anything but forgive you and laugh.
>>
No. 318697 ID: 101fd9

>>318679
Don't worry. It's pretty natural, really. Ignore what you just saw, get on with whatever you wanted to check before sleeping. And don't forget to blush when Rachel comes out of the shower and deny having seen anything.

>>318693
DOWNVOTING THIS. IT WAS JUST A SMALL PRANK, THIS IS TAKING IT TOO FAR.
>>
No. 318701 ID: 5b95eb

Just a joke come on man chill.

Clearly you need to leave some kind of a prank as well. Quick, go to her desktop, Make a new folder. Name it something. Put it somewhere. Then, take a screenshot with the prnt screen button. Open up paint and paste it in. Save that in that new folder. Then set it as a desktop. Drag all the other icons and shortcuts into that new folder. Leave laptop as you found it and go to bed.
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No. 318703 ID: d4f98d

>>318679
Oh my god, you lived with your sister, do you not even know how to cover your tracks? REALLY?

STEP ONE: You opened 1 site. Delete that most recent opening in the history.

STEP TWO: If the window opened in a new tab, CLOSE THE TAB. If it opened in an existing tab, PRESS THE BACK BUTTON, then go to GOOGLE in that same tab and look up something innocuous. I can haz cheezeburger cats or something, I don't care.

STEP THREE: THERE IS NO STEP THREE CONGRATULATIONS. Unless she puts an inordinate amount of effort into finding that one instance of clicking the history, you will evade casual browsing.

FINAL NOTE: The page saying your attempt has been logged means NOTHING. with that flood of information, she'd need to speak to whoever handles the campus servers to and do some piecing together to find anything.

THERE. JEEZ. ITS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER COVERED UP YOUR BROWSER HISTORY FROM AN ANNOYING SIBLING BEFORE.
>>
No. 318717 ID: e3f578

oh so you can't get on quest.lv
hell you can't even get on the fun parts of the internet
goddamn lame piece of shit censorship
see if she's got any cool games. Probably has steam logged in so you might get to play a cool game, maybe to team fortress 2 even.
>>
No. 318719 ID: 950529
File 130923562451.png - (275.00KB , 800x600 , 301.png )
318719

O- Okay- uh- Okay- So I just- I mean- Right-
I've deleted the last one from the history- uhm-
No, I never had to cover anything... I think. Uh-
I'll just- And I'll just- uh-
Well, I- So I'll just tell her- uh- I'll- I'll say it was a good joke- prank, and- uh- I fell for it.
Okay.. uhm... Yeah- so- Yes. Okay, so that's- That's all.. Uhm-
There isn't really anything I wanted to do online.. I just thought it'd be nice to find out what Rachel is interested in.
Yeah, I'll-
Oh- I forgot to ask about the schedules. I have to remember to ask her before she goes to sleep.
Uhm- The home icon takes me to the Beaton website.

ding dong
Another messenger alert.
>>
No. 318720 ID: 5b95eb

Don't answer it.
Close the history sidebar.
Do the prank I posted earlier
>>
No. 318722 ID: d9f9ef

>>318719
Play a joke on her. Fill history with a bunch of lesbian porn sites.
>>
No. 318723 ID: a5a1cd

>>318719
Do not answer her messages.

Do you have a student ID/password to enter here and log in to the Beaton website?
>>
No. 318724 ID: 875f9c

>>318720
No pranks.
>>
No. 318725 ID: 0d7a83

>>318720
ehh that prank's a bit of a pain in the arse. Less funny, more annoying really. It doesn't really suit Rocco's personality to be pulling pranks that might piss people off.
>>
No. 318728 ID: 223884

>Konata avatar

Methinks that's gotta be Taisha. If you feel like replying, make yourself known so whoever it is doesn't get the wrong idea.
>>
No. 318729 ID: d7b78f

Well, we don't have a school ID and pass yet, so looking at class schedules are out. Look at news.
>>
No. 318730 ID: 950529
File 130923626129.png - (94.19KB , 800x600 , 302.png )
318730

Yeah- Uhm- Yeah- No- I don't know.. Maybe it's-
I should probably just leave this and go to bed.
Computers can be so frustrating if it's not a familiar set up.
>>
No. 318732 ID: 223884

>Konata avatar

Methinks that's Taisha. If you feel like replying make yourself known so you don't give or get any nasty surprises.

Also, downvoting on the retaliation prank idea.
>>
No. 318734 ID: f25cc9

Don't get into the bed until Rachel does.
>>
No. 318736 ID: 5b95eb

Yeah just go to bed
>>
No. 318740 ID: 35e1a0

go to quest.lv
>>
No. 318741 ID: d9f9ef

>>318736
Second
>>
No. 318742 ID: 0fdf67

>>318740
>Go to quest.lv
>Find Romanticar Redemption
>PIME TARADOX!/Most Awesome Case of Quest Inside a Quest Evar
>>
No. 318743 ID: 950529
File 130923726863.png - (263.02KB , 800x600 , 303.png )
318743

Uh- Yeah- Okay. Yeah- No- Yes, I mean yes.
I'll go to bed now. Then- uh- I am pretty sleepy and if I go first I'll be able to prepare- Kind of.
>>
No. 318744 ID: 5b95eb

quest.lv is going to be blocked.

So much filth
>>
No. 318745 ID: 40cb26

>>318734
I'd rather he be in bed first and stay there, less for her keen kitten eyes to observe.
>>
No. 318747 ID: 2d15f2

I say bed. Just make sure you close the history window first.
>>
No. 318749 ID: 0d7a83

>>318742
Rocco wont be playing Romanticar Redemption because his current date is February 21st, 2010 :V
>>
No. 318750 ID: e3f578

>>318746
what quests were around back then
oh yeah the url is still tgchan.org
>>
No. 318751 ID: d7b78f

>>318743
>this is rocco

Did we really just type that?
>>
No. 318752 ID: 875f9c

>>318743
8^y
>>
No. 318753 ID: 5b95eb

also learn to type better
>>
No. 318754 ID: 0d7a83

>>318750
He could play Tozzol Quest. And tell everyone the ending :V
>>
No. 318755 ID: 223884

318749

Yeah, best he could do is look up the earlier series and become more genre-savvy. Anyway, my guess was correct and Taisha has good taste.

Also, is that melonCat I spy as Rachel's avatar?
>>
No. 318757 ID: 223884

>>318743

"unyuuu"

Wait...Utsuho? I think Taisha might play/know of Touhou. She just rose 10 points in my chart.
>>
No. 318760 ID: 5b95eb

Gorram toohoos. Get that OUTTA HERE.

Do you have an email account? Could check that I guess. Or Get on gmail and make a new account.
>>
No. 318763 ID: 05514e

>>318760
THIS GUY HAS THE RIGHT TRAIN OF THOUGHT, SET YOURSELF UP WITH A WINDOWS LIVE ACCOUNT SO YOU CAN TALK TO KRYSTAL, TAISHA AND RACHEL ONLINE AT NIGHT. YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE A STUDENT E-MAIL BUT STILL.
>>
No. 318764 ID: f25cc9

Email would be nice way to stay in touch with your sister, considering you don't have a damn cell phone at this point.

Just remember to have gmail NOT remember who you are, or your password.
>>
No. 318766 ID: 950529
File 130923911201.png - (160.46KB , 800x600 , 304.png )
318766

S- Sorry- I don't really- I mean- I don't have much...
yaaawn
Uh... stuff. Oh- uh- Yeah... If it's really important I'll ask Rachel if she can look it up for me. She knows- uh- she- She'll know- I mean, she knows how to use her laptop better than me.
Okay, so- uh-
Bed, I just.. It was like this, right?
I just- I lay on my side, with my back to her, in fetus position.
And- uh...
Oh.. This bed is so soft... And it smells really nice too...
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No. 318770 ID: d9f9ef

>>318766
Lets all sing a lullaby, any suggestions?
>>
No. 318771 ID: d4f98d

I will laugh so hard if you sleeptalk.
>>
No. 318772 ID: 835a2d

>>318766
Woah who's picture is that

It looks a lot like Rachel
>>
No. 318773 ID: 223884

>>318766

>lullaby
>listening to Dango two seconds ago.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvzCmV3_12c
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No. 318776 ID: 40cb26

>>318766
That picture of her is both hot and incredibly tacky. The painter must have really been a "fan" of hers.

Well anyway, goodnight Rocco. Dream of girly, frilly things, all pink and lavender.
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No. 318777 ID: 0d7a83

>>318770
Lullaby? we don't need no lullaby.
The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been."

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No. 318779 ID: 5b95eb

Also, remember, take us off.
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No. 318781 ID: 223884

Sweet dreams Rocco, we love you!
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No. 318782 ID: d4f98d

>>318779
Yeah, wouldn't want you getting accidentally sucked into the orb or anything.
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No. 318783 ID: d4f98d

Y'know, in your sleep.
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No. 318786 ID: 950529
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318786

Yeah- uhm- I remember that she said that- uh- painting was a gift from a student.. So- uhm- yeah, it was probably someone with a crush on her again..

That- That is a weird poem!

So- uh... Is that it?
I'm just going to take you off and sleep now?
We took all the necessary precautions.. I can rest in peace- but- uh- after this entire day of worries it feels weird to be able to just- just... just close my eyes and sleep.
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No. 318787 ID: 5b95eb

Man it's supposed to be a song!
>>
No. 318790 ID: d4f98d

You're a pretty bad singer it seems
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No. 318792 ID: 40cb26

Just... be careful where you put us ok? You'd have a harder time explaining us than explaining your penis.
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No. 318793 ID: d7b78f

>>318786
I worry about taking us off and not putting us in your bag first. She might see us and pick us up for a moment, then all bets are off. By design we help whoever holds us.

If you think we can sleep with our literally endless banter, then keep us on. If not, shove us under the mattress before she gets out of the shower or after she goes to sleep.
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No. 318795 ID: 223884

Guess we're pretty bad at conveying songs. Whatever, poems do just as well.

Little boy blue, come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under the haystack, fast asleep
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No. 318796 ID: 35e1a0

twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are.
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No. 318798 ID: 0d7a83

>>318787
Eh I probably didn't sing it right.
Anyway take us off and go to sleep so that Rachel find us in the morning
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No. 318801 ID: d4f98d

>>318796
You know that poem was originally about the light from the star guiding Death to those souls it must reap, so to speak, yes?
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No. 318803 ID: 223884

>>318792

Well, seeing as how he got us from the internet, I'm not so sure we're that hard to explain. He could just say that we're a sort of newfangled radio device, but his is on the fritz and picks up wierd stations or seomthing.
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No. 318805 ID: e3f578

>>318793
>by design we help whoever holds us
Nope, we've fucked up minds before by being annoying and horrifying and grabbed crucial information from a gambler to cheat in a game of cards

we help ourselves to whatever entertains us at the time
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No. 318806 ID: 35e1a0

>>318805
also drove a giant magma worm insane so it impaled itself on a spear.
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No. 318808 ID: a5a1cd
Audio 11_Cold_Out_There.mp3 - (3.85MB , 11 Cold Out There.mp3 )
318808

>>318786
Are we offering up music to fall asleep to now? I like this one.

Just close your eyes and breathe slow, let yourself gradually relax. Take us off or not, whatever makes you more comfortable. Tomorrow is another big day, but for now you're safe in a large and comfy bed. Enjoy it.
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No. 318809 ID: d6ae01

Man, you're already tucked in. If there's anything else that needs doing, we'll worry about it eight hours from now. It's not right to make a person get out of a bed that nice ahead of time.
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No. 318813 ID: 950529
File 130924254788.png - (110.96KB , 800x600 , 306.png )
318813

Okay- I'll- uh- I'll put you under this pillow.
Thank you for- uhm- for the lullabies, and- uh-
Thank you for all your help, and for staying on my side.
I love you too.
mwah
Good night, orb.
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No. 318814 ID: 950529
File 130924255139.png - (1.44KB , 800x600 , 307.png )
318814

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No. 318815 ID: 543375

Ow. My balls. I think he turned me gay.
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No. 318819 ID: 0d7a83

Did we just get smooched?
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No. 318821 ID: 223884

I think that's the first time anyone's ever actually kissed the orb before...

First kiss~
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No. 318825 ID: d9f9ef

So what you guys wanna talk about?
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No. 318827 ID: ea1ffe

>>318825
I had no idea Rachel had a short skirt. I'm curious whether or not she was aware of it. Also, what's up with the kitty undies? Yeah, they're cute... but... Ah, nevermind.
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No. 318828 ID: 950529
File 130924547192.png - (1.85KB , 800x600 , 308.png )
318828

...


..O...

...Orb?
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No. 318829 ID: 950529
File 130924547905.png - (197.36KB , 800x600 , 309.png )
318829

Are- Are you there?
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No. 318830 ID: 99da04

no
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No. 318831 ID: 3416ec

Wow. She moves around a ton in her sleep.

Just slowly move her legs off of you. She's probably too deep in sleep to notice.
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No. 318832 ID: 0d4861

Rocco, take a deep breath, then tell us what the fuck is going on.
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No. 318833 ID: d4f98d

What the hell is this? And who in gods name is that?

She's a thrasher. Well, shit.
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No. 318837 ID: 07416a

>>318829
Say hi to the dorm head.
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No. 318838 ID: 35e1a0

it seems the dormhead came over for... some reason.
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No. 318839 ID: 5b95eb

Looks like she and the Dormhead partied hardy.

Just shove 'er offa you.
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No. 318840 ID: 6e44d2

Yes, Rocco? What is it?
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No. 318841 ID: 6e44d2

>>318840
Oh wait, I didn't see that second post. Who the heck is that on the lower right and what's she doing here? What's going on?
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No. 318842 ID: 0fdf67

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

First, explain WHAT THE FUCK is going on.
Then, find out WHO THE FUCK is that girl.
After that, GET THE FUCK OUT from under Rachel, but WITHOUT WAKING HER.
Finally, SORT THIS SHIT OUT and get your own uniforms and bedroom, this is SOME DANGEROUS SHIT.
>>
No. 318843 ID: 6a24f2

why is there a third lady in this room? is thar Emily or Ricci?
>>
No. 318849 ID: 223884

I...think that's Emily right there leaning on the bed with her head down...

This is pretty awkward.

Also adorable sleepshifting Rachel, I must have!
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No. 318852 ID: 07416a

>>318829
Wake Rachel up.
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No. 318853 ID: 5b95eb

Shove rachael off, then poke her with us.
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No. 318855 ID: 0fdf67

>>318853
OH GOD THIS, NOW I REMEMBER WE CAN ENTER PEOPLES DREAMS! AND CONNECT THEM!
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No. 318858 ID: 223884

...agreed. Touch us to her. This will be so interesting it isn't even not funny.
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No. 318860 ID: e3f578

>>318829
oh shit
Rachael making the bed a complete mess when she sleeps? You know what they say, she fucks like a tiger! Pun intended.
Rudy's a lucky dude if the relationship develops. Besides the whole closet furry thing if it wasn't a complete joke and had a semblance of truth. Well Rudy might be the same so hey~o for him too then.
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No. 318861 ID: f5fe2f

Yeah, poking Rachel with us may allow us to ease her sleep such that she lays peacefully.

However, right now there's some other person kneeling at the bed. We should see what's up with that.
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No. 318872 ID: 6af86b

gentlemen, i belive we all missed the point of this "early" call.

i am guessing it is somewhere near 5 PM. you have the option of being up earlier that el presidenta, or later, in order to hide your gender.

if you wake up earlier that her you may give a good impression and will be able to hide your gender better, except it seems we have a visitor. if she doesnt have the least of privacy neither will you, and feigning sleep till later would be safer.

slowly drag yourself to the bathroom, check the time and stay there enought to acess the situation.
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No. 318886 ID: 5b95eb

Put a pillow under 'er.

Also if you do poke her with us, don't hold on.
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No. 318893 ID: f25cc9

If we make contact guys, can we please remember not to shout "ROCCO HAS A PENOR." We don't want a repeat of what happened with Ragnor, do we?
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No. 318900 ID: 543375

>>318893
Yes. Yes we do.
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No. 318912 ID: f25cc9

>>318900
Fine, but the blood of all those innocents will be on YOUR hands this time.
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No. 318918 ID: a3e92f

>>318912
We can always rely on secret transsexuality:
not loved by parents, fear of not being accepted etc.
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No. 318924 ID: 60650f

>>318829
Man, you should have used more of those pillows so this wouldn't have happened.
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No. 318930 ID: 1bad9a

>>318924

don't be silly, of course it would have. Rachel obviously wants to be all over Rocco.
>>
No. 318934 ID: 5b95eb

how 'bout we don't give away the big secret first chance we get.

Why does this happen in every quest? I mean, really?
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No. 318974 ID: 543375

Look at it this way Rocco, you can probably see her breasts because her top is so loose.
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No. 318998 ID: d62ef1

pillow under rachels legs, slip out(ooooh), get dressed, rabbit punch intruder.

or just ask her what the fack she be doin all up on yo bed.
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No. 319003 ID: c9e3c6

Drag the intruder out of the room then shout "STAY AWAY FROM MY WAIFU!!!" in her face.
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No. 319008 ID: 0d095c

Fluster adorably, and stutter "DIE RAPIST" before pitifully slapping them. Then collapse into a stuttering fit and blush. Hopefully they'll instantly exsanguinate from the CUTE OVERDOSE. Then check their wallet to find out who they are.
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No. 319014 ID: 0fdf67

>>318829
Now that I see you all flustered and blushing I think im going to ask this; do you have an erection? Like right now?

That could gravely complicate this situation.
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No. 319018 ID: d4a05a

Steal all the pillows. Build a defensive encampment.
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No. 319107 ID: 950529
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319107

Wh- Okay- I'll- I-
huff
I can't- I can't move her leg... C- Come on.. No.. I- Am I this weak? N- No no, I just- I need to- Now-
hnnnff-
Aaaaah- I can't- It- Ah- The blanket is all tangled too. Wh- What else can I try?

That- That does look like Emily. Wh- I don't- I don't know why she's here...

...
hhnnfff--
Aaaah, why is Rachel this heavy?!
No- I don't- I don't have an erection now- I think-

Touching her with the orb? But- But isn't that- I mean- When I did it with Ricci she could hear my thoughts- Is it okay because Rachel is sleeping?

Augh-!
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No. 319110 ID: 99da04

I'm sorry Rocco, it turns out Rachel is a professional wrastler and you have fallen right into her deadly leg grasp of wrastling. There is no hope of escaping her now.
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No. 319112 ID: f5fe2f

>>319107
>Is it okay because Rachel is sleeping?
I don't know. Maybe! Let's find out.
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No. 319115 ID: 5f55fe

Keep us to yourself. It is a very bad idea to touch us to anyone else, or even hand us to them. As you said, they could read your thoughts, which could give you away. And, if you merely handed us off, some voices might feel the need to sabotage your secret.

You could try sliding out head first, you'll fall onto the floor, but it might get you out of there, even with Rachel, and the blankets tangled.
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No. 319118 ID: c9e3c6

Now that I think about it why is this a major situation? Just go back to sleep and pretend none of this happened.
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No. 319121 ID: 0d095c

Dear god. How heavy IS she? She must be made of STEEL.
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No. 319122 ID: 35e1a0

>>319118
... yeah, is it like 5:55 am or something?
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No. 319123 ID: d9f9ef

>>319121
mmm she must have strong legs~
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No. 319127 ID: 5c0446

yeah as long as she isn't kicking you in the kidneys while she sleeps this isn't really a problem you seem to be covered, just accept the that she likes to spread out or can you not sleep like this?
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No. 319129 ID: 950529
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319129

I'm- I'm sorry, orb.. I- uh- I wake up and I- I panicked.
Were you sleeping too?
I- I won't- uh- I won't bother you next time it happens.

I don't know what time it is.

Oh- I can get out like this.
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No. 319130 ID: 35e1a0

grab your waistband to make sure you don't also slip out of your pants.
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No. 319131 ID: d9f9ef

>>319129
careful pants falling off.
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No. 319132 ID: 110797

>>319129
If there is a will, there is a way! Escape! Escape to FREEDOM!
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No. 319133 ID: 99da04

No Rocco, don't go! There is nothing but a black void there!
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No. 319134 ID: 0d7a83

Check the status of their breasts
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No. 319135 ID: 5c0446

well if you get out now it looks like you wont have a sleeping spot when you get back. so hope its almost 6
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No. 319136 ID: d62ef1

wiggle out of that blanket and curl up in a corner. go to sleep.

when rachel awakens, she will be overwhelmed by the cuteness, and the need to protect your frail form. she will ask you (why the fuck your curled up in the corner), and you shall relate to her the story of the nightime creeper.

this is the best way to make rachel do your work for you.
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No. 319137 ID: e6b6b9

Rocco: Fall out of bed and wake everyone up.
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No. 319138 ID: d62ef1

ALSO, RETAIN YE PANTS, LAD!
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No. 319139 ID: 07416a

>>319129
Wake up Rachel. Kick her in the side, gently.
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No. 319140 ID: 878b59

>>319129
We don't ever sleep.

EVER.
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No. 319142 ID: 0d7a83

>>319140
We just wait.
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No. 319143 ID: a5a1cd

>>319142
Trapped in our own little orb with no input, no output, only blackness and silence.

It's not so great, really.
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No. 319149 ID: 0d7a83
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319149

>>319143
Don't worry Rocco it was just a shitty Chuck Norris reference.
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No. 319150 ID: 950529
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319150

Yeah- okay- uhm- Right, yes-
Oh- My pants- I'll pull them up all the way.
Uhm- Yeah, alright.. I- I guess I'll try to- I'll sleep some more in the corner.
I hope I'll get enough sleep...

Uhm- I put you away because- uh- because you told me to, but- I mean- if you are lonely I will keep you with me. We can sleep together.
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No. 319152 ID: 35e1a0

okay. get back to sleep. you got a busy day tomorrow.
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No. 319154 ID: 07416a

>>319150
Blow on her belly. Just lift that shirt up a little bit and give her a full-on raspberry on her bellybutton.
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No. 319156 ID: 110797

>>319150
She drools too. :o
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No. 319157 ID: bb6062

>>319154

ix nay on the belly-button...ay. dont want to do anything like that, despite how awsome it would be to watch rachel awaken screaming out choked laughter...
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No. 319160 ID: a5a1cd

>>319150
If there's a clock in the room, you might check the time before going back to sleep. Is it the middle of the night, or...?
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No. 319166 ID: 950529
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319166

I don't see a clock.. She said something about having an alarmclock, but I forgot to ask about it. I could...
yaaaawn
I could check the laptop or her cellphone.

Uhm- I'd rather not bother Rachel like that- I mean... uh..




zzz zzz zzz
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No. 319169 ID: 5c0446

Gnite lil buddy. sleep well
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No. 319176 ID: 950529
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319176

That night I dreamt that I was a giant duck and everyone was angry because I kept getting in the way.
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No. 319177 ID: 950529
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319177

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No. 319182 ID: f25cc9

New Thread?
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No. 319186 ID: 35e1a0

... i wonder what it means...
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No. 319190 ID: 0d095c

It obviously means he wants to fuck his mother. Although in a Reaver quest, that is a bit of a cheap shot.

Also, in before WHO DOESN'T?!
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No. 319194 ID: bb6062

> reaverquest.
> dreams have meaning.
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No. 319195 ID: bb6062

the boy just be havin some sad. he can deal.
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No. 319209 ID: 950529

>>319207
New thread, this one is over 1000 posts
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