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341191 No. 341191 ID: 04b3ea

This is Stan. He is an man.
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No. 341193 ID: 3bad4c

No he's not. He's some kind of robot.
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No. 341194 ID: 04b3ea
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341194

He has no idea where he is. Or who he is.
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No. 341195 ID: 07416a

Seems usual.
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No. 341196 ID: 04b3ea
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341196

Pretty damn typical.
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No. 341197 ID: c2c011

>>341196
Dude, you look rather dead. Hmm, ARISE AS A ZOMBIE!
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No. 341198 ID: 7aedd2

Flail limbs. I've seen Gmod videos, that's the thing to do.
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No. 341200 ID: 07416a

Roll on your side so you don't choke on your own vomit. Go back to sleep.
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No. 341201 ID: 6a5a08

Digivovle to Champion
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No. 341202 ID: d3dfb8

Equip cell phone, apply HAX
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No. 341203 ID: 04b3ea
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341203

>>341198
Deciding he has nothing better to do, Stan acts a fool

>>341200
Stan's been sleeping for hours. He's rather bored with it.
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No. 341204 ID: c2c011

>>341203
Well lets get up and hit on some of those sweet city-17 chicks and see if they're up for some non-reproductive sexings.
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No. 341205 ID: 04b3ea
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341205

>>341204
Stan gets up off of the bed and looks around. In the room lies a DOOR, adjacent to a KEYPAD. Also present is a BITCHING MUSCLE CAR. There are two garage doors, but they've been crudely sealed with scrap metal and blast doors.
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No. 341206 ID: 6a5a08

Drive BITCHING MUSCLE CAR through FLIMSY WOODEN WALLS in order to ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE.
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No. 341207 ID: c2c011

>>341205
Get into your bitching car and drive through those fucking doors like a fucking baws!
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No. 341208 ID: 04b3ea
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341208

>>341206
It would appear that somebody left the CAR's lights on. The battery has died. If Stan wants it, he'll have to jumpstart it. Oh, I almost forgot. This is Stan's jacket. He puts it on when he means business.
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341220

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No. 341221 ID: d3dfb8

Hug note read car
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No. 341224 ID: 04b3ea
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341224

>>341221
Note? What note?
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No. 341225 ID: 04b3ea
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341225

Well, shit. That wasn't there before. It appears to be a newspaper with text hastily scrawled upon it.
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No. 341227 ID: 6a5a08

Hug Stan read car
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No. 341230 ID: 0472f1

>>341227

This
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No. 341231 ID: 4bc7e6

He should hug himself? Nah just hug the car.
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No. 341233 ID: 6a5a08

Car: Read note, hug Stan
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No. 341236 ID: 04b3ea
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341236

>>341231
Stan decides to not only hug the car, but start an electronica band with it. They record 14 multi-platinum albums and embark on over 100 world tours.
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No. 341237 ID: 04b3ea
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341237

Stan stops fantasizing, and reads the note.
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No. 341239 ID: 04b3ea
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No. 341241 ID: 04b3ea
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341241

Stan must question the construction of this poem. For example, there are too many lines for it to make rhythmic sense. And the second line? Too many syllables. He can't help but feel the contents of the poem important, though.
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No. 341248 ID: 0472f1

>>341236

But this was better :C

>>341241

Look to see if there's anything around you that needs a code punched in etcetc

It's obviously a clue to something, and the math's correct. If it's a formula, the note doesn't ask for anything directly.
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No. 341255 ID: c2c011

>>341241
Better save that shit, seems like it could be important at some point. Also, you need to get working on getting your car started. It's a well known fact that the bitches are impressed by a bitchin ride.
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No. 341258 ID: 6a5a08

Place POEM in INVENTORY.

Inspect KEYPAD.
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No. 341273 ID: 899d92
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341273

The KEYPAD lies on the wall. It only accepts four characters per attempt. It would probably be safe to assume that it's linked to the door.
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No. 341277 ID: 9f54d0

Make the poem into a captain's hat and sail out of there. In the car. After you start it.
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No. 341278 ID: 6a5a08

ENTER CODE: 1213
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No. 341282 ID: 899d92
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341282

>>341278
Stan has entered the code into the KEYPAD. It's the moment of truth...
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No. 341285 ID: 6a5a08

OK
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No. 341289 ID: 899d92
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341289

Success! He's correct!
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No. 341290 ID: 6a5a08

Fantastic
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No. 341291 ID: 899d92
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341291

The doors swing open to reveal a rather bland industrial complex.
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No. 341292 ID: 899d92
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341292

Stan doesn't seem to care. He's just happy to be out of that...
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No. 341293 ID: 899d92
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341293

...
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No. 341294 ID: c2c011

>>341291
Now go search for the stuff you need to get the car working. Can't be cruisin for hoes without a ride.
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No. 341295 ID: 899d92
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341295

SHIT!
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No. 341297 ID: 6a5a08

LOOT BODY
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No. 341302 ID: 899d92
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341303

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