Tom 2011/10/05(Wed)20:45 No. 356251 ID: c811c4
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There are 3 targets I can think of. Plenty more targets that Muo can mess with, but the lizardmen are already in fine disarray, and the Naga down there, well, there just isn't much of a civilization to screw with! So on and so forth, so here's a few I'm interested in.

Elven Retreat - Elves. Muo talked to her sidekick about it, and apparently they live in trees that are magically formed, during growth, to make adequate housing. They actually hate anything artificially made out of wood. Also, Muo insists that her elf friend was an exception, and that he told her they were proud and haughty to a fault, to a point that it is impossible to exaggerate.

Goblin Tower - Muo informs me there's a cave path that leads underground to the bottom entrance of a goblin tower co-led by a pair of demons. Awesome. That's all she knows, as the goblins usually keep overground.

A Dwarven Fort - On the opposite side of the mountain we have a fortress of dwarves. They practically export shenanigans, but still manage to be a simmering pot of explosive drama.

So! What would you say is the best target for Muo's mayhem?

goblin tower first, we make them atatck the dwarves. then we convince the dwarves it was the elves' fault! MUHAHAHAHA

Dorf fort: A little TOO easy. Just run around killing pets and pulling levers. Way too simple.

Goblin Tower: Pfft. Already chaotic enough.

Elf home: Oh man. OH MAN. A chance to stick it in the face of elf stuckupishness and make them look like fools? DO WANT.

I think we messed with the dorfs enough when we made the booze waterfall, albeit in a separate dimension/universe/state of existence.

I vote for Goblins. They have explosives.

Tom 2011/10/05(Wed)20:52 No. 356255 ID: c811c4
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>>356252
I like, I like! This is now Option #4, available for voting.

>>356255
What's that wine made of?

I say we go yank around the elves.

i'd say either elves or dwarves with the mission of establishing diplomatic relations. I know that short term the plan of trying to get people to stop treating the slimes like monsters won't generate as much chaos as starting a war, but the last chaos god lost his job more or less for being too much of a dick. besides if you make a point of actually helping those who follow you, you get more followers.

Goblins.

>>356256
He's about to lay Minci while he does his job of course, like a real professional. Making it all romantic with the wine and all, you dig? It wouldn't be much trouble seeing him also set up a nice candle set and chaotic turkey dinner.

You know what would make that turkey dinner more tasty? Chaos. Choas to those prudish elves. Who apparently will use arrows made from trees artificially, unless they grow arrow trees that grow 'em like fruit.

>>356252
Can it be considered chaotic when (while disorderly) it is already the natural order of things?

Could get some more followers from the goblin tower. Nothing wins over the heart of a goblin more than a giant orgy of chaos.

But as for option #4 how on earth would we convince dwarves that goblins are elves?

>>356262
ah, but it is not. they are all waiting for the chance to strike that will never come.

>>356263
nono, say the goblins attacked BECAUSE of the elves.

>>356263
nah see. we convince the dwarves that the elves convinced the goblins to attack them.

Option #4

>>356255
So, Tom, how's Chee doing?
Also, have you deputized Minci as a lesser goddess of chaos or something?

Also, you need to set up a chaos bureaucracy that runs everything for you just so you can proceed to completely ignore it and cause whatever hijinks you want.

Option 4

Option 4 all the way.

Gimme option 4

Option 4, and we can get the Goblins to ally with the Slimes because Chaos, and on the other side we have the Dwarves liking the Slimes because they don't like the elves, especially since Muo will be in the fray.

We must option four do.

Yes!

Most-Chaos option is best option.

Therefore, Option 4.

we should sound out how our follower feels about this. she likes us right now but she seems like the sort to have a problem with being used to cause the kind of mass deaths a war would bring.

#4 looks more like God of War territory.

How about we take a less conventional definition of chaos, and grant the goblins a way to make a super-brew that no dorf could resist, give the elves a gadget/explosive no goblin could ignore, and the dwarves an impossible eco-friendly craft no elf could deny.

Hmm, you know, if this DOES spark off an actual war, it would be kindof bad. Isn't that sort of thing why the previous God of Chaos got put to bed?

Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)02:59 No. 356298 ID: c811c4
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>>356256
No idea what wine it is. It's for Minci.

>>356271
No idea how Chee's doing either, no one around her has found any shrines. As for Minci, well, no. She's pretty peaceful. It's a shame, she'd be pretty good at it, I think! Ah well, she's the consort of the Chaos God, that's pretty good.


As for the main reason I'm showing my mug again, I'm telling you guys that I will aim to keep the things relatively salvageable between the dwarves and elves, if Muo actually tries to pull off #4.

The idea would be to hit that middle ground where some elves and dwarves want war, and some won't. Maximize the conflict of interest and all that, and get a lot of fighting about war! If they all agreed to go to war, well, it's a bit too simple, and if they annihilate one another, that'll end in the least chaos. Dead factions don't stir.

Anyways, don't let me get in the way, the voting is still going on.

Hi Minci!

Well, if I recall correctly, Dwarf territory is right next door to Chee's encampment. Maybe Muo could build a shrine for you to help expand or whatever.

you know in this real world the focus is more than just our continent, there's other places that were the original real world before the gods rewrote it to have our fake world in the real one. Muo could be on either and the dwarven territoy could be on the other side of the planet from Chee.

For fighting about having a war, we need to sow friendly threads between the dorfs and elves, then make the powerful snotty noble dwarfs who generally command the others hate the elves, same with the elves so they'll be some infighting.

>>356292
I like the idea of turning the elves' water supply to high quality booze.

option 4, yo.

>>356298
Man, you've really got this chaos thing down. I wonder if they'll reconsider having Chee take the job? I guess it depends on if she's still reluctant to take up the mantle after her mortal life is over. Also, tell Minci we said hi! Give her a hug for us!

I still just want to mess with the elves. Option 4 is ambitious, so much that I don't have the foggiest notion how we'd pull it off.

Option 4 isn't even an option. It's a plan of what to do when we choose option 2 wth.

I'm in favor of screwing with the elves, yeah. So, option 4, or option 1.

option 4

1/5 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)15:08 No. 356379 ID: c811c4
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>Hug Minci

>>356300
As was mentioned, there's a whole wide world outside of Chee's island. It could be around the dwarf fortress, but most likely not.

>>356365
The way I see it, it's "all of the options, starting with number 2."

It's decided, then! Option 4. No, I have no idea how we - Muo - is going to pull that off. That's no biggie, I like to see people try stuff just as much as people succeeding! So, let's go check on how she's doing.

2/5 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)15:08 No. 356380 ID: c811c4
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Oh, good, she's already up. Not awake, but up.

3/5 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)15:09 No. 356381 ID: c811c4
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"MUO WAKE UP I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOUUU."

>"AHHHHHHH"

"Haha. But seriously, mission. Go to the goblin place, get them to attack the dwarves, and tell them the elves made them do it."

4/5 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)15:09 No. 356382 ID: c811c4
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>"Um, what?! That's insane!"

"That's why it's a great idea."

>"Well, how am I supposed to do that?"

"Hey, I'm just the spectator that throws you a bone now and again. And there's no idea bone."

>"I'll... try?"

"That's the spirit."

5/5 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)15:11 No. 356384 ID: c811c4
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Later...

>This is it, the last stretch of tunnel that goes to the Tower's basement. Oh, and I'm going to absorb the necklace for now to hide it, because I don't know what they think of chaos subjects.

>"Ey! Don't get too close, slime. We don't have a tourism encouragement program in place, if you catch the drift." the male goblin says.
>"Told ya we'd see some creatures crawling around out of their element after that lizard place got stirred up." the female one states.
>"Um, excuse me, but what do I have to do to get through?" Muo asks.
>"A present. A token of your well-intent, you might say. Make it good, you look like you've got a few fine items on you." says the male.

>I don't want to give up my items, they were all presents!
Casted - Random Effect Level 2

At this level, I can't summon permanent items through that spell, but it'll last long enough for her to get through. That's assuming we get Muo through by way of present, of course.

cake!

>>356384
I know. Summon up a gold box, with DO NOT OPEN on it.

If they open it, BOOM it explodes into glue.

>>356384
>That's assuming we get Muo through by way of present, of course.
That sounds hopelessly lame. How about making all three of them incredibly high instead?

the air around their heads makes them incredibly high.

>>356388

this. with enough glue to cover their mouths.

>>356384
A finely crafted ivory dildo. It menaces with spikes of ivory. It is engraved with an image of a goblin and a goblin. The goblins are wrestling.

Swords and Shields turn into Fine Jewelry.

>>356399
Yes. Yes. Go on.

>>356399
This.

Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)16:24 No. 356404 ID: c811c4
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One golden box shaped like a cake. Also, the candles make the three of them high. Why not? May as well loosen them up. Why not throw in another item, too.

....

>"So then I turned it into a badger!" Muo says.
>"Ha, no way! You know, we're s'posed to just take your stuff and then act like it was always ours, ya know? Assumin' the person we take it from is weaker, mind ya. In fact, where is yer stuff? An' why're you starin' at the wall?" the female asks.
>"I dunno! But you didn't take it, did you? You'll let me through?"
>"Eh, why not. I doubt you could cause much trouble."
>"And will you be my companion and lemme see your demon leaders an' talk to them?" says Muo.
>"Ehhhhhh, you didn't get through my post, understand?"
>"But I did."
>"No, you didn't. Do you get me?"
>"But I did!"
>"You didn't."
>"I did!"

As nice as it is seeing Muo high, we've reached a bit of a stalemate.

make her feel scoundrely. is that an emotion? you know, when you get into this mindset of being all pokerfaced and clever and tricking people?

give her more cunning again. she seems to not be getting the "nudge nudge wink wink"

>>356404
The candles now produce a potent hallucinogenic.

We could just give her a direct message, that they're letting her through but she shouldn't say they did.

>>356413
That would be silly. Muo is not meant to be our puppet here, she's a semi-independent agent that we give power and encourage to cause chaos. Explaining everything to her and telling her exactly what to do ruins the fun.

We need to figure out how to increase her piety, by the way. It's not going up, and that troubles me.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)17:37 No. 356418 ID: c811c4
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>Cunning/Conning

>"Ohh. I get youu. Still, I'd like you to come with me to the demon!"
>"Only way I'm coming with you is to make you our prisoner, lady."
>"Fine, then I'll take my stuff and go upstairs!"

2/2 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)17:39 No. 356419 ID: c811c4
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Up at the Tower's first flopor...

>"I need to sell a few items!" Muo says.
>"Sure sure. Except, are you sure these aren't our weapons? This just screams that one of our guards down below got into a little misunderstanding." the shopkeep says.
>"I found the weapons and shields in the dungeons, they could have been yours a long time ago! Do I look like I could have "misunderstood" your guards?"
>"Whaaatever. I'll give you 20 gold for both shields and swords. How about it?

Casted: Random Effect Lv. 2

Her head now appears to be on fire, but it isn't.

This can be made permanent, if you people would like.

Goblins shirt: evaporate

shield now appears to be solid admantium.

>>356419
Muo gets super-cute puppy dog eyes for the next couple hours.

>>356422

this, but also the sword. if adamantium doesn't exist, make it mithril or orichalcum or whatever super awesome metal exists.

>>356419
The shopkeeper now has a fetish for inanimate objects
and that sword and shield is looking fine

Look again. The gold is now diamonds.

>>356430

I like it.

1/3 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)19:17 No. 356445 ID: c811c4
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>"Look at them again, miss! They're pure adamantium!
>"You wouldn't be the first one to try to pass off a regular weapon as adamantium, right? Think about that again. 20 gold pieces." the shopkeeper says.
>"...that'll be fine yes!"
>"Thought so."
>"I'd like to see your demon leaders, please!"
>"No can do. You either gotta beat one of our elite soldiers, or I guess prisoners see them often enough."
>"Is that soooo. I'm just wondering, then... where do you guys keep your water? I'm really thirsty."
>"Our well is just out in back, but you might have to pay." says the shopkeeper.
>"That's fine, thank you!" Muo says.
>"Yeah, get out of here, I need to go sort out this equipment in the back room!"

2/3 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)19:17 No. 356446 ID: c811c4
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>"Hey! I'd like a drink. Here's one gold piece, is that alright?" Muo asks.
>"Sure, knock yourself out. Don't drink the whole supply, now."
>"And.. how about a couple more gold pieces for, uh... a little privacy?"
>"... whyyyyyyy?
>"It's- it's really personal! A slime like me drinking is actually really embarrasing!"
>"Ya know what? Sure. Just don't tell me why, when I think about it. Long as your gold is good."

3/3 Tom 2011/10/06(Thu)19:18 No. 356447 ID: c811c4
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>Then...

Muo casts Random Effect Lv2 on the Well Water

Jello pudding.

Dwarf Piss

>>356447
Water elemental, predisposed to think of Muo as its mother but with the personality of someone just entering their rebellious teenage years.

elven holy water.

sea water

>>356453
Supporting dwarf piss, just to initiate the whole proceedings of the goblins against the dorfs.

>>356459
Be sure to have a note or something identifying it as dwarven piss.

>>356460

Indeed. Dwarf Piss.

Be sure to give Muo a "surprise/shock" emotion so she can genuinely fake it so they won't suspect her of just screwing with the water.

>>356453
>>356467
Sewer Brew covers both of these bases.

Dwarven piss, laced with Dwarven ale.

extremely strong alcoholic beverage that tastes exactly like water. we want the goblins acting funny not dying of thirst.

How about a yellow, sweet tasting, citrus-flavoured drink, that decomposes after 2 hours into dwarf piss?

>>356470
sure.

How about we just make the water taste like a dwarf pissed in it, but its actually harmless, normal water that just tastes nasty?

Their piss is alcoholic enough already. And, we dont want the gobbos dying of water poisoning before the fun can begin.

>>356470
Have to go with this.

>>356470
This. This piss this is neither entertaining nor profitable.

GEE
SLIME WITH WAND WANDERS INTO GOBLIN FORT
ASKS TO SEE THE WELL
WELL IS FILLED WITH PISS
!?!?!?!?!
FUCK THE DWARVES

>>356470
This.

Oh Muo you are having entirely too much fun.

LSD. LSD in the water.

>>356483
Yes, LSD. That's even better than alcohol. I change my vote.

LSD jello pudding that tastes like dwarf piss? This is just getting silly. I do really like the idea of altering their state of mind, however. Certainly chaotic.

LSD sounds like the best.

LSD and then Lagotrope can just scribble in rainbow colors on the canvas for every panel for a while.

Not LSD in the water, cus it will only last a few seconds. Make a chaos divine element that when comes into contact with water causes a chain reaction that produces LSD. When the chaos-god element fades from existence the LSD remains.

LSD And/or aphrodisiacs.

LSD

oh my god we might as well rename this drug quest

1/2 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)01:49 No. 356521 ID: c811c4
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Water now gives effects similar to LSD

>I'm going to go indoors for a bit, and try to introduce myself so I'm not completely unfamiliar. Tom, that water won't be completely ruined, will it?

"Nono, I'm not the god of pestilence. The effect on the water will wear off after some time.

A Dorf. or a kitten. or a Dorfish kitten. Dorf-fish-kitten. Yes this one

2/2 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)01:54 No. 356525 ID: c811c4
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rolled 75 = 75

---

2 hours later

>From what I gathered, before people had a bunch of water, there are around 50 goblins that live here.

>"Hehe you're all slimy and slippery, what are you?!" the nearest goblin says.
>"I'm a slimegirl, and thank you!"
>"Wow, you're exactly what you sound like! Slimy and a girl!"

>"WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING SILLY. GET TO WORK, GOBLINS." a voice booms in a couple of rooms over.
>"Ah, who is that?!" Muo asks.
>"Oh, that's just like.. the demon. Man he sounds even more pissed than usual, but heh, I'm tripping a little here so maybe not."

>Uh oh uh oh! I think he's coming this way!

Polymorph Casted on Muo

A little change, this time! 60 is now equal strength for Muo, but otherwise it works the same. The higher, the stronger. Name a creature, if you please.

>>356525
>Stronger

Hmmmmm...

How about a... uh, succubus? You know, like Minci!

>>356523
THEY TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY WHEN I SAID I COULD SEE INTO THE FUTURE. MY RAMBLING SUGGESTIONS HAVE MORE CREDIBILITY THAN EVER AHAHAH.

>>356523

this. including the beard.

>>356526
hmmm... and being a demon as well it SHOULD make the other demon not instantly hostile to her.

As funny as the cracked out dwarf fish thing is, I'm going to suggest the succubus thing.

>>356523

This, please.

>>356526
Hm. That could be entertaining and chaotic. Not to mentionfunny. What the hell, yes. (Anybody see the pun there? Really hoping it didn't just fly over your heads.)

I vote succubus

>>356525
Poly into Elf/succubus hybrid..

As a step to instigate the eventual conflict against the Dwarfs and Elves.

Combination of everything suggested.

A dorf-fish-kitten-succubus-elf.

Tiger chick

Going to go with succubus.

>>356525
Just an elf.

Whatever she polymorphs into... make it MALE.

succubus

+1 to Succubus

if we choose succubus she can only be female

>>356577
Yeah. Succubi are a female-only race.

Dwarf, we really need to get them feuding.

Bill Cosby.

>>356582
Changing vote to this.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)14:07 No. 356585 ID: c811c4
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>Oh, a succubus? Well, a dwarf really would've gotten th- what is that? A.. sheet?

>"OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, KAZR? SHAPESHIFTING AS USUAL, AT THAT. I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THE SLAVE PITS."
>"I um.. was just making sure these goblins don't jump out the windows or anything while they're acting all weird."
>"HOW UNCHARACTERISTIC OF YOU TO CARE. IT IS FINE, WE MUST PREPARE FOR THE ELVES. I SWEAR, YOU CHOP ONE TREE AND THEY GO ALL JIHARUSADE ON YOU. CARRY ON. I WILL CONTINUE LOOKING FOR THAT SUSPICIOUS VISITOR."

>Maybe it it was a good thing I didn't turn into a dwarf!

2/2 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)14:08 No. 356586 ID: c811c4
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>"Heheh, I didn't know it was you, Kazr! What's with the undercover bit, hmm?" the goblin asks.
>"Just seeing how you do with strangers! And you did well."
>"Nice. So what do you want us to do about the elves, anyway? Their messenger just gave us warning they would attack, but they didn't say when."

>I know you don't like to talk to me much, Tom, but I'm in desperate need of guidance!

Look like we're nearing a new level of chaos. Tell her that she needs to cause some more chaos, and she'll get more powerful.

>>356586
Tell them to prepare a welcoming party. Like, all the good shit and naked wenches and everything. Remember, no wood stuff.

Also, ask her how the hell she got clothes.

>>356586
"I've spotted a few dwarves scouting around here, too. They're plotting something.

Take a team disguised as elves or dwarves or something.
Steal some high-proof alcohol from the dwarves and get them to chase you to the elves. Use the booze to set some elf trees on fire, then sneak off in the chaos. Let them bash on each other for awhile."

Yeah, lets set up a party. Seems like fun. Maybe some mass friendship spells when the elves arrive?

no party, you could suggest they raid the dwarfs but make it look like it was the elves. if the elves have to worry about the dwarfs they might be less likely to attack the goblins.

>>356590
This would cause chaos. LOTS OF CHAOS. I mean, like, 50, probably. DO IT.

wathever you do offer them the LSD water

>>356591
We're not trying to start all-out war, remember? Just tension. Dead bodies don't spread Chaos very well.


+1 to: Throw a giant party for the elves.

1/3 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)17:18 No. 356608 ID: c811c4
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How Muo got clothes? Remember, I'm trying to keep things almost respectable, here! She only gets a birthday suit if the situation calls for a birthday. Or if I feel like it.

"Muo! The God of Chaos demands parties!"

2/3 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)17:18 No. 356609 ID: c811c4
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>"It's time for a party! Arrange it immediately, and give the elves something to remember! Bring out all the booze and the laced water!"
>"You got it, boss!"

3/3 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)17:19 No. 356610 ID: c811c4
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Later...

>Okay, the scouts said they'll be here any moment. We've dimmed the entrance, and are ready to launch the surprise party, but we've got to get them loosened up just enough so they don't think this is just some elaborate trap.

>"Foul goblins! Show yourselves, and your end will be swift!"

Casted: Random Effect

>>356610
RELAXO-GAS

>>356611
One better: Disco ball that shoot out relaxo-gas and plays a bitchin' jam.

>>356612
With dancing cats on top.

>>356609
>Bring out booze and laced water
...
Oh god! Swamp Elves! its from gobbo quest, a swamp elf is actually a half goblin/half elf... elves have so many "varieties" that by making up one, namely swamp, the character was able to escape elf prejudice against goblins.

THIS! This is how we will have our 3 way war but only kinda sorta. Get the elves high too, pretty soon there will be one big orgy... result? swamp elves... then we need to somehow blame this all on the dwarves. And there is going to be no end to chaos and internal disagreement inside each group on how to deal with the halfbloods.

>>356610
MASS CHARM! FRIENDSHIP AHOY!

>>356617
Oh god. WE need to make sure this happens during the party.

 

>>356610
Suddenly, all the elves get gobbo fetishes and vice versa! And everyone gets a little more open and experimental with their sexual orientation.

And as for funky music to go with the disco lights... TOnight is riiiight for looove

>>356611
>>356612

We already did drugs. Boring!

Have all the elves turned around 180 degrees but still think they're facing the wrong way.

the elves are all now suddenly very very thirsty. so they have to drink the water the goblins have to offer, or else.

MY GOD. This is madness. Appropriate, I guess.

Make them DRUNK. Like, immediately drunk. Random Effect can do that.

Use Friendship on them!

>>356650
>friendship
This will probably work best as they will then be susceptible to accepting an offer of drinks and joining the party. By the time it expires they would already be high. Next she just needs to cast random effect that will create a "fog of passion".

they are now all happy and drunk, if that too specific we should make them high. if we can get a war called off by getting both sides drunk and or high that would be the best thing ever.

I'm confuzzled.


I'll go with friendship to try to keep things sane. ._.

>>356661
Sane?

This. Is.
CHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!

1/3 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)21:49 No. 356672 ID: c811c4
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Mass Friendship/Charm

Wow, I think I understand why the old chaos god kept so few followers! I couldn't give this much power to a single person if I had tens of thousands of followers. I think I'll follow his example for this one!

2/3 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)21:49 No. 356673 ID: c811c4
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>"Come in, come in! We're not going to fight today!" the goblin says.
>"What... but we... oh, fine, we'll be merciful on this day."

3/3 Tom 2011/10/07(Fri)21:51 No. 356675 ID: c811c4
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>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING KAZR? A PARTY? FOR THE ELVES? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL IF YOU DO NOT CEASE AND DESIST."


Muo's ready for a level up! There's a few more choices this time around, either something new, or increasing her polymorph ability.

-Polymorph addons:
Power Change - Muo may set the average power number in a dice roll anywhere between 30 and 70.
Switch Bodies (2 targets) - The minds of each target switch places/bodies. Lasts indefinitely, but Muo cannot cast spells while in the other body. (If one dies, the other will die as well)
Inanimate Polymorph - Able to polymorph objects (50 set at Muo's strength, unless Muo has Power Change.

Orrrr...

Mind Control Level 1 - Allows Tom to fully control a target, but Muo is stuck in place while channeling. (A later level allows Muo to take full actions.)
Illusion Level 1 - Creates a relatively simple illusion in the area.

Mind Control. And upgrade it to level 2 next level up. Sounds very useful, especially in this situation. I have a feeling that the boss person is actually a weakling with powerful voice.

>>356676
Agreed. Honestly, I'm hoping for a level where we can upgrade 2 things. Maybe our upgrading gets more powerful after we hit level 5.

mind control, totes.

Mind Control has potential for some serious, SERIOUS shenanigans.

But uh I doubt this demon is actually a weakling; typically demons lead goblins via being strong as fuck.

>>356675
Switch bodies! Switch the demon with the smallest, runtiest goblin!

>>356675
Hustle him away from the party! Tell him you're breeding better minions!

Mind Control.

Mind control.

MIND CONTROL! control the demon, make the demon party hard.

MINDCONTROL

SWITCH BODIES GOOOOO

Make him ask "what did you do to my mind damned, succubus? I want that sword impaled into me so hard. I can't help it oh lord EVERYONE IMPALE ME NOW i can't go on without another impalement." then force him to run away into the shopkeeper's room and have him impale himself.

I don't even care about showboating for the goblins, let's just make him kill himself with sexual references.

>>356692
Roll over? Proffer your vital organs? Jump out the window?

>>356693
... what? making him kill himself is REALLY short term.

mind control. big time.

Power Change

>>356683
Yes! Then mind control him and have HIM spike everybody's drinks with aphrodisiacs.

>>356771
Yeah. Do it!

1/2 Tom 2011/10/08(Sat)13:16 No. 356803 ID: c811c4
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>It looks like we're making a scene.

>"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
>"Get me a sword!" Muo says.

>Goblins are crazy! Even if they are drugged up!

>"YOU WILL NOT BACK DOWN? THEN WE MUST DUEL."

>Thank you for the spell, Tom! I hope it works, otherwise I'm screwed!

2/2 Tom 2011/10/08(Sat)13:17 No. 356804 ID: c811c4
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Casted: Mind Control

This feels like some sort of nebulous blob under a sheet. Let's order him around and see how well this works! We don't know his capabilities, but giving an objective alone will be fine.

>>356804
Form vital organs. Put them visible and near the surface for easy stabbing.

make him throw off his sheet.

>>356807
This.

>>356807
This, then make him start sexing the elves.
Then you get the rest of the elves having sex with the goblins.
Half-demon elf babies will certainly cause chaos, and you can become the patron of "swamp elves".

it sounds like he could be a slime rather than a demon. getting rid of the sheet might be a good idea.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/08(Sat)15:53 No. 356840 ID: c811c4
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"ATTENTION GOBLINS AND ELVES. I HAVE SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY CHANGED MY MIND AND THE PARTY IS ON NO THERE IS NOTHING SUSPICIOUS AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL I CANNOT LOWER MY VOLUME WHY IS THAT. ALSO I AM A SPINELESS COWARD. NOW PROCEED TO GET WASTED BECAUSE YOUR LEADER DEMANDS IT."

>"Whoa! Boss is a slime looking demon!"

2/2 Tom 2011/10/08(Sat)15:53 No. 356841 ID: c811c4
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And no one seems to care much. The elves and goblins are getting along fine after an insignificant bit of tension.

Muo's busy channeling control over the slime, so what should we do? Sounds like a few of you guys want some half and half babies.

orgy

half and half babbys everywhere.

All of the babies.
Every single baby.

What about 3/2 and 1/3 babies?
Just to see people try to figure out how that works (the answer is magic).

>>356841
Yes! We will make a bunch of swamp elves!


I don't know which would be more chaotic; elves and goblins being pissed at each other over half-breeds, or half-breeds causing them to both start getting along.

Actually, we're probably looking at the traditionalist elves getting royally pissed while the lower-rank elves don't care.
Infighting's always great fun.

Agreed.
We will cut the babies in half, and mail them to the dwarves!

have the boss jump into the well then release control.

Hey Tom, can you sing? Can you sing using Muo's necklace? Get up on stage and heat up the room with a love song!

Looks like we're having kids everyone!

1/4 Tom 2011/10/08(Sat)17:48 No. 356872 ID: c811c4
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This is a punch bowl. It is crafted out of obsidian and menaces with spikes of obsidian, LSD water and aphrodisiac.

2/4 Tom 2011/10/08(Sat)17:48 No. 356873 ID: c811c4
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>Jump in the well.

Just in time, I think Muo's getting distracted!

3/4 Tom 2011/10/08(Sat)17:49 No. 356875 ID: c811c4
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>"H-hey! Wait a second!" Muo says.
>"Nuh uh, it's your party, you gotta participate too!"

I won't have to sing any love songs, after all.

4/4 Tom 2011/10/08(Sat)17:49 No. 356876 ID: c811c4
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>"Is this what you do all day, Tom?"

"OH MINCI I totally forgot you were there! Ah, um.. I can explain this. See, uh, the dwarves.. they're behind it all somehow."

>"Tom, you know you don't have to hide it! I can see why you enjoy this."

"Oh, right! I forgot you were the best girlfriend. Consort. Whatever!"

Whelp, things are just going to go down(hill) from here! Minci and I will watch to see if anything important happens so you guys don't have to. I'm sure it's all very boring for souls. Till then, goodnight!

>>356876
>girlfriend
>consort

How about you upgrade her to fiancee?

Also, you are totally wrong. We love to watch~

>>356876
>boring for souls
:C

But actually yeah let's not watch Muo get it on. You're her god, that's far more of a relationship than we've got with her.

if you have pregnancy-vision, you better tell us. I wanna know if this actually works.

It may break the rules of modern science, but we're the freaking advisers of a GOD. We can do ANYTHING! Also, I agree, upgrade Minci's status from girlfriend to fiancee.

>>356876
>I'm sure it's all very boring for souls.
Why yes, when you stop us from watching anything it is rather boring indeed. Thanks a bunch.

>>356880
>>356922
>fiancee
Uh, you guys know that's a step down from "consort", right? Also it's inaccurate. Consort is a fine title.

>>356944
Well you're a waffle. In. Pajamas.

These events bring to mind one question. What would 1/3 elf 1/3 goblin 1/3 dwarf look like?

>>356944
It's also used to refer to prostitutes and mistresses. Since he said "girlfriend" first it's probably best to get that all worked out.

Tom: How hilarious would it be for the god of chaos to be a devoted and loyal husband? The idea makes me giggle.

>>356902
Well it is chaos magic goin' on.
On a more personal note I don't think succubi can get pregnant? Part of being a daemon of lust and all that.

Also, did we ever start that little war with the dwarves?

i'd call turning an elven raid into a massive drug fueled orgy at least as good as causing strife between the elves and the dwarves. there is so much we could do with the resulting half breeds. Mot to mention the looks on everybody's face the morning after, and the elven raiding party explaining exactly why they did't raid the goblins when they return home, which we are so going to watch.

>>356994
Let the pregnancies commence!

Personally, I don't see why the half-breeds need to be goblin/elf.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)15:07 No. 357072 ID: c811c4
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>Nng... what happened?

2/2 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)15:08 No. 357073 ID: c811c4
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>"Oh. Where am I?!"

Casted: Random Effect

>>357073
>Intuit the direction to the nearest community of people

>>357072
lvl 1 hangover cure

>>357073
EFFECT: Starts raining hollandaise sauce.

Muo: Maybe you should try LOOKING AROUND.
Also, you appear to have engulfed a vibrator.

Tom: How well did it go? Are we going to have litters of swamp elves on the way?

arrow burns into the grass pointing towards the tower.

Effect: Muos total and vivid recall of everything that happened, despite effects of drugs and/or overwhelming sexytimes.

>>357093
Switching vote to this.

>>357093
voting this too. total recall would also let her know where she is and how she got here.

+1 to total recall.

Hey, Muo's total hit points went up. And she got 25 more Chaos Points while she was out. Nice.

1/3 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)17:30 No. 357121 ID: c811c4
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>TOTAL RECALL

>"Oh my. I did do that, didn't I...?"
"And how!"
>"T-tom?! You were watching?!"
"And my girl."
>"A-ahhhh! Well, I fell asleep in one of the beds, but then I ended up here!"

Ah, that's right. Sleepwalking.

"Well, how about you, you know, take a look around?"
>"I.. this is a forest, right? I've never been in one before! Wait, I hear footsteps!"

2/3 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)17:30 No. 357122 ID: c811c4
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>"You're in elven territory, intruder! Surrender, and explain your business to my companions and... I?"

3/3 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)17:30 No. 357123 ID: c811c4
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You know, I don't think I ever told her the catch to her hat of invisibility. How much faith do we have in Muo that she can get out of this herself?

>>357123
Almost none!
Lets watch and see what she does! :D

I wonder if her body will start eating the hat.

I'll give her 28%

But that depends on what she does. :P

tell her to say "I am the magical hat of vengeance.
anyone who disturbs me shall be smitten.
leave now, mortal if you wish to keep your soul."

>>357145
this

we should at least tell her the hat's catch. oh an idea for a boon down the road, something that temporarily removes the catch of one of your magic items.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)18:55 No. 357150 ID: c811c4
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>W-wait, he can see my hat!"
"I am the magic hat of vengeance! All who dist--"

2/2 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)18:56 No. 357151 ID: c811c4
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Oh, the elf didn't listen at all, but Muo summoned the badger from out of the hat!

Casted: Random Effect

ok curl into a little ball and look as pitiable as you can make sure to give a little sniffle and sat "d-don't hurt me..."

>>357151
Giant growth!

>>357151
Bless all their weapons with healing power.
After their damage is applied to the victim, the victim is healed for 1.5x the damage.

>>357157
This, and chocolate rain

+1 to healing weapons and chocolate rain.

>>357157
>>357158
This.

he is silenced.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)20:02 No. 357180 ID: c811c4
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Random Effect: Chocolate Rain

Turning other people's weapons into healing is just a bit stronger than I can do. Also..

Boon: Blink on Hit Triggered!

>"Wha?!"
"A little delayed reaction, but there it is!"

>"Rain?! Now?!"
"Hey Muo, I just came across a good question. Do you digest stuff in your body at all?"
>"I can, but if it's a solid, I can also choose not to digest it. If it's a liquid though, I don't have much control at all! That's why rain is b... why is it sweet?!"

Huh, she's never had chocolate.

2/2 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)20:03 No. 357182 ID: c811c4
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Tom finds this hilarious!

>"Hey, th-" the elf starts.

Casted: Mind Control

>>357182
Make out with her face.

>>357151
super-rubbery and impenetrable membrane, lets bounce those frickin' arrows right back.

Wait.. are those Goblins in the trees?

"-e slime seems to of vanished ,head back to town and report it i'll see if i can find some trace of it"

>>357182
Give her an umbrella, Tom. If rain is bad for her, it's best if she had protection. Give it a camouflage pattern so that Muo can hide under it while Mind Controlling the elf.

Also the elf should report back that the slime is GONE.

>>357187
except it isn't water, it's chocolate.

>>357182
"-at's Muo! It's ok guys, I know this girl."

just have him walk on by. we don't want to lose one of our most amusing followers do we?

1/2 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)20:47 No. 357198 ID: c811c4
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>>357185
Nope, just elves. Now that you mention it, the hair did look like ears from that distance.

>>357187
I'm too curious! Getting in contact is bad, apparently, but she's never said why! If it's that bad, she can stop the mind control.

2/2 Tom 2011/10/09(Sun)20:48 No. 357199 ID: c811c4
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>"Leafburrow?" the nearest girl elf says.
"The slime seems to have vanished, let's head back to town to report it."

So the question is... do we want to use this elf to help Muo find shelter, most likely breaking off from these elves, or head into the elf territory, assuming Muo keeps up the control?

have him find muo's hat. "go on ahead it had a magic hat with it, think it would be best to find it."

Deeper in.

leave the magic hat...
"he" should go back to elf territory under her mind control... and sow chaos as her proxy :P

>>357199
Go to the one with the veil, lift it, and kiss her right on the mouth.

We must go deeper

>>357223
I vote for this too, bonus if she's like mileena from MK.

>>357223
this is minor, short term chaos that might interfere with our large scale chaos back in their city tree

1/2 Tom 2011/10/11(Tue)19:22 No. 357581 ID: c811c4
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Let's save the kissy kissy when there's enough people around to care.

Nothing happened on the way back. I'm a little bit disappointed, here! I got the elf to go report though, and he took it from there. This must be his captain, or leader, or whatever.

Also, these swords are made out of wood. So their homes are magically grown from trees, but do they have some sort of sword and arrow farm around here? Either that, or this is some serious, detached from reality caliber hypocrisy.

2/2 Tom 2011/10/11(Tue)19:23 No. 357582 ID: c811c4
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>"Ah! Eliye Leafburrow! Welcome back, you are earlier than expected. Ran into trouble? Haha, what a joke, elves are far too great to have any of this "trouble"! Nevertheless, I am certain you have fine reason to come back before your scouting run should have been over. I was just telling our fine, if misguided, caravan trader here the merits of never chopping down trees under any circumstances! I was just getting to the best part, then he dropped his quill from shaking too much! The silly, mud burrowing dwarf must be enlightened so much, his very core is shaken. But enough on that. What news do you bring from the earthpath?"

Well you said you would, so in the interest of keeping up the illusion, report 'your' encounter with 'the slime'.

What's up with the dwarf? Maybe see if you can get some time alone with the dwarf or something

Punch female in snout to establish dominance.

Let's be almost as brutally honest as possible without giving up on our plans as a mind controlled elf or setting a war off between everybody for shits and giggles

A lot of elves took part in an goblin orgy
A succubus that was actually a slime spy trying to start a new race on the land
And that dwarf is actually shaking out of rage. In fact, he is actually repressing an amount of rage that could rival the sun in it's fires. I'm fucking impressed. annnnnd finally...
"Woman, I get that we are superior, but I'm really starting to think we ought to work on our tact. These dorf's own rage inspired by our lack of tact could destroy the forests alone. And then it would be like we set off the fires because these dorfs can't control their own impulses or their psychic firey rage brainwaves. Then we'd have to sentence ourselves to honorable suicide."

Then realize that this is actually a man too late. He has no chest.

>>357582
Report your encounter with the slime, then inform the elf that you think the dwarf appears to be suffering from Hypointoxia - a dangerously low blood alcohol content that develops when a person with Aleabetis goes too long without alcohol. Suggest they take a recess while the dwarf tends to that problem.

The elves won't know better, and no dwarf would correct 'elven' nonsense like that if it meant getting out of an unpleasant situation and into a pint.

Better be careful with that dwarf. For all we know, he might have a portable lever that floods the world with magma. That or he goes on an adventure with a manly elf, kills a few gods, gives the nature portfolio to satan and becomes the dwarf god.

>>357589
This

>>357590
think that would be a good idea. and then while the dwarf is drinking we can talk to him.

>>357589
this but remove the bit about brain waves. this world is to low tech to know what that is.

>>357589
Yes, this. Except don't call him a woman.

1/5 Tom 2011/10/12(Wed)04:46 No. 357669 ID: c811c4
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Now that it's mentioned, I really have no idea if that's a man or a woman! In fact, am I a man?

"Yes, probably-sir. The elvish party that was to strike the goblins ended up having an orgy. With the goblins. All night long. A succubus that was, in fact, a slime, was trying to make swamp elves. I saw the slime on my way back, but it got away. Easily."

2/5 Tom 2011/10/12(Wed)04:47 No. 357670 ID: c811c4
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"Furthermore, that dwarf is shaking simply because he is full of rage. Enough rage that if all of that rage were to power a fireball, the entire forest were burst into flame. All at once. Furthermore, I'm no doctor, but I will still diagnose this dwarf with a severe case of hypointoxia! I suggest the two of you take a recess and allow him the booze."

3/5 Tom 2011/10/12(Wed)04:47 No. 357671 ID: c811c4
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"Man, probably, we're superior. I get that! But we could work on our tact. A lot. These dorf's own rage, inspired by our lack of tact, could destroy these forests. And if we invoke their bloodlust and possibly woodlust, it would be as though we set the fires ourself! And then we'd have to suicide for honor."

>"G-ga- L-Leafburrow! What has gotten into you?! This is not the proud and fine elf I have sent patrolling! Your route did not even cover the others assault on the vile goblins, and yet you know... you claim... unfathomable! Shameful beyond words! I-I cannot even think! And now, to this dwarf, you want him to have Booze?! Beer and alcohol?! In our forest?! You would have us gather plants and rip them apart, boil them alive and other unspeakable sins, all to get a vile concoction?! Why, I was just beginning to switch topics for our dwarf on how vile, wretched, and calamitous the substance, so casually nicknamed "booze", is a blight upon this world. Shame be on ...."

4/5 Tom 2011/10/12(Wed)04:47 No. 357672 ID: c811c4
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>"... good for nothing fluid that does naught but make elves weep for their mothers and hurl their stomachs below the trees! Liquid murder! Liquid heresy and blasphemy against all that us proud, noble elves stand for! Why, back in my earlier years, I mentioned such things in the interest of partaking, and got quite the scowl off of my parents, and rightly so! It was one of my most shameful acts, and pains me to bring it up! But I must, to share with you the pain that is brought on this world by such a grotesque, foul-stenching, loathsome excuse of a 'drink!'"

5/5 Tom 2011/10/12(Wed)04:49 No. 357674 ID: c811c4
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"......"

>"The plants have feeli-"

>"GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ENOUGH, ELF! ENOUGH, BY YE GODS, I CANNOT TAKE ANOTHER WORD!!"

Before we go, I have got to see their table-farms.

stab the elf so it looks lke the dorf did it.

"You see, I'm talking about sacrificing a few for the greater good. Now he's flipping our proudly naturally grown tables, great, thanks, you are the most terrible diplomat. I absolve you of your duty. Diplomacy takes sacrifice of both parties, what kind of amateur are you? I, in fact, now call you an inferior elf to my superiorness. I AM THE MOST SUPERIOR ELF IN THIS GODDAMN ROOM! SOMEONE GET THIS BEARDED DWARF SOME DAMN FERMENTED, NATURALLY GROWN 'BOOZE'! Before he, you know, fucking burns down the whole city and chops it. I'll challenge you to an official superior-off later."

At first I was worried about getting in trouble but then I realised that the elf isn't us and so the elf can get in all of the trouble in the world and we couldn't care less! So do >>357684! Show that inferior superior-elf who's the superior superior-elf!

...idly, I wonder if their dildos are made of wood too.

>>357674
"You are a terrible diplomat. Also an idiot. Now you're going to kill the caravan to cover up your incompetence. Because you're a dick."

>>357674
WHAT ABOUT DEAD FELLED WOOD IS THAT OKAY DOES ANYONE GIVE A CRAP ABOUT NATURALLY DEAD PLANTS

so... what do elves actually EAT if every plant, even herbs, are sacred?

>>357696
People.
No, seriously.
(Well, they also eat plants harvested through 'humane' elf methods, but they do actually eat slain enemies/allies.)

>>357684
2nd

NO MORE TALKING. TABLES HAVE BEEN FLIPPED.

Punch douchebag elf in face.
Brofist dwarf.

Punch the other one in the face while screaming "JUSTICE!!!", then demand the dwarf lead you back to his people so you can drink ale and eat live animals LIKE A TRUE (WO)MAN. Also see if you can set something on fire on the way out.

1/4 Tom 2011/10/13(Thu)15:11 No. 357933 ID: c811c4
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You see, I'm talking about sacrificing a few for the greater good. Now he's flipping our proudly, naturally grown - right? - table! Thank. Diplomacy takes sacrifice of both parties. You are a terrible diplomat, and I absolve you of your duties! Someone get this dwarf some booze! Make some, if you have to!"

>"What has gotten into you?! You cannot absolve me, I am your superior officer!"

"No. You are inferior!"

2/4 Tom 2011/10/13(Thu)15:12 No. 357935 ID: c811c4
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"I challenge you to a superior-off!"

This will involve a punch to the face, I'm sure of it.

>*GASP*

3/4 Tom 2011/10/13(Thu)15:12 No. 357936 ID: c811c4
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>*GASPS*

4/4 Tom 2011/10/13(Thu)15:13 No. 357937 ID: c811c4
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>"Greetings, young Leafburrow. I have heard that you have challenged Nemile Thelirethelire to a superior-off. This is no trifling business."

..was she already here? No time passed at all, I just challenged him! I'm beginning to think that these elves are just insane. Full on premium bat shit wonkers.

>"As is custom, I, the druid of this retreat, shall be the judge. The first trial will be a challenge of wits. As you are the challenger, you may choose what game you two will compete in."

glad we didn't bother sowing chaos in here- these guys are about as wack as they come.

the answer, obviously, is The Oldest Game.

Absolutely anything except "The Oldest Game"

The Oldest Game, of course.

oldest game, with a rule that "i am an elf" cannot be used, since we are elves already it would be silly.

>>357944
This.

This is hilarious.

How about the Newest Game? The one we just made up, that we automatically win?

Oldest Game

Tom 2011/10/13(Thu)16:11 No. 357953 ID: c811c4
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"I challenge this .. elf, to the oldest game!"

>"Oh! The game of life giving and nurture?!"

"What. NO. The other oldest... propose a thing that defeats the previously proposed thing, you idiot! No elves because that would be silly!"

>"Ah, that! Very well. Elves!"

"NO."

>"Oh, yes. Then.. the forest! Life giving and endless."