dress up as a robot. those are always cool.

>>362652
Dress up as each other.
Then, being more assertive than your normal self, seduce Shabin.

Dress up as some kind of awesome wizard-ninja-lich-god!

Use your awesome magical powers to spy into the everything. Then dress up yourself and all your friends as these mystical and bizarre creatures!

It's Crossoverween, everyone~!


>>362656
Ahahahaahaaaaaaaaa..... yes.

Wait a minute. Chee, how are you taller than Shabin?

You're already dressed up as eachother, aren't you.

Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)10:02 No. 362674 ID: c811c4
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>Chee, how are you taller than Shabin?
I sometimes like to stand on a box and pretend I'm taller...

>Awesome magical powers
I can heal a little bit and throw a mini-fireball!

"Let's dress up as each other, Shabin!"
>"Fine, since we're not going to waste fabric on silly costumes."

...

"Wow, I feel all confident! Hehe, this sweater is all big and loose."
>"Are you trying to tell me something, runt?"
"You have a big sweater! Let's go trick or treating, I want to eat candy!"
>"I would be amazed if anyone had anything so sweet, and would give it to us. But fine, I'll amuse you. Where are we going first?"

"Let's see, there's Fraga, Kradis, Chop, wizard headmaster, chieftain, random other kobolds...."

How about the alchemist? Surely nothing can go wrong with that.

let's try fraga first.

Fraga!

>>362674
Chop's Dojo :V

>>362674
Chop is always the correct choice.

Chop Chop Chop.

Anything but Chop.

Alchemist! I'm sure we'll love whatever they give us.

1/2 Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)16:48 No. 362816 ID: c811c4
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Knock Knock!

>"Oh, Chee, hello dear. Shop's closed, sorry, you'll need to come back tomorrow!"
"Trick or treat!"
>"What?"
"It's halloween!"

2/2 Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)16:48 No. 362817 ID: c811c4
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>"What's that?"

:O
we must teach this entire fort about Halloween! have him start making candies.

>>362817
Explain the concept and then again ask for trick or treats.

>>362817
Halloween is that special time of year when the Great Pumpkin rises up from the pumpkin patch he deems to be the most sincere. Then he flies around the world delivering presents to all the good little boys and girls!

>>362817
Oh no! These poor people have never known the joy of this holiday! No candies? No trick-or-treating? No costumes? No costume parties? No cleverly carved and flaming gourds?

We must rectify this immediately.

Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)17:20 No. 362826 ID: c811c4
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After I explain this, we'll go to Fraga's!

"It's when the Great Pumpkin rises up from the pumpkin patch he deems to be the most sincere! Then he flies around the world delivering presents to all the good little boys and girls! And also people say trick or treat at people's homes and get candy. And pumpkins get carved out and lit up from the inside and and and trick or treat!"
>"It sounds like a holiday came up by humans, adopted by halflings for any excuse for trickery, all to spite elves. Anyways, trick or treat, hm... wait, why do you say "trick or treat" anyway, if you just expect candy?"
"It's a formality!"

>"Well deary, you've come to the right place for Candy! We have explosive candy, transmutive ca-"
"I mean the food!"
>"I have some alcoholic drinks~ that's technically a food, and I can shove a buncha sugar in there so it's candy, too."

>>362826
Sounds most excellent, accept his gift of sugary alcohol and drink some before going on to the next place. Which should be Chop's by the way.

That seems like a bad idea, I mean Chee's not really that old even for a kobold. Eh. Maybe a little?

1/3 Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)18:17 No. 362834 ID: c811c4
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>"Nice. Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea, let's sit a moment and crack open this bottle."
"Nonono! We have to get ALL the candy before we eat any!"
>"Why?"
"It's how it's done!"
>"That wasn't the question."
"Well that was the answer!"

>>362828

She's two! She's perfectly fine

Anyways. SUGARY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES PLEASE!

Or we egg your doorway

2/3 Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)18:17 No. 362836 ID: c811c4
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Okay, Fraga's room!

Knock Knock

3/3 Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)18:17 No. 362837 ID: c811c4
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>"kshhhhhhh..."

>>362837
AAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S A REALLY GOOD COSTUME AAAAAA

>>362837
Commend him for his awesome costume and ask what kinds of treats he has for you.

1/3 Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)19:07 No. 362842 ID: c811c4
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"AHHHHHHHHH THAT'S A REALLY GOOD COSTUME PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS A COSTUME AHHHHHHHHHHHH."
>"Yeah dude, heh. Sorry, didn't mean that scare for ya, bro. I thought you were someone else. Man, I didn't even know anyone else around here knew about halloween, I was gonna introduce it to another friend. Anyways, here's some candy."
"Th-th-thank you. V-very nice costume."
>"Thanks man, it's actually a polymorph potion though. I'd recommend it, but be careful. If, say, the chieftain came around and saw me, it would NOT go down cool. In fact, let's say you never came here, yeah?"
"K-kay."

2/3 Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)19:08 No. 362843 ID: c811c4
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"Shabin, were you...?"
>"Pissing my pants? Yes. That candy better have ambrosia as a main ingredient."
"Well, let's go to Chop's, at least?"
>"Seriously, Chop?"
"He seems nice past his.. not niceness... anyway, it's close by, we're already nearly there!"

3/3 Cheelop 2011/10/31(Mon)19:12 No. 362844 ID: c811c4
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>"The RUNTIEST MOUSE has come. It is back to heal OTHER WEAKLINGS? It shows good dedication."
"M-maybe later. T-trick or treat. I like what you've done for.. decorations. H-happy halloween."

>"Chop does not know what this 'HALLOWEEN' is. Chop is busy with TRAINING."

>>362844
...oh. uh. i'm not sure if i even want us to explain halloween to chop. even if he gives us 'candy' it would probably be a hot coal.

um, let's try kradis next.

>>362844
Mention that that's a lot of blood for training. Is everyone alright? We could heal someone if they are low on blood.

But yeah, explain halloween! I'm sure he'd appreciate the idea of SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE on this day.

it's when people wear scary costumes and give each other candy and please don't kill us

Explain to him the holiday and ask for candy without any hesitation. Demonstrate your UNWAVERING WARRIOR SPIRIT despite IMPOSSIBLY OVERWHELMING ODDS.

>>362859
I think it's kinder to not heal them. If we heal them, they have to train more.

>>362844
Ask for yummy candies anyway, if he gives you coal then you can use that to trick him.

1/3 Cheelop 2011/11/01(Tue)09:48 No. 362983 ID: c811c4
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"It's.. when people go around and give each other candy. That's what trick or treating is, going around fetching candy! And that's why I'm.. here."
>"Chop does not give FATFOOD the ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF EXISTENCE. The runtiest of them all, whom cannot even fill the rock eater's clothes, shall receive a SKULL OF WARRIORS PAST, to remind CHEE of NON-PUNY BEINGS. If Chee loses or breaks it, Chop shall EXPECT ITS OWN AS REPLACEMENT."
"Th.. thank you."

2/3 Cheelop 2011/11/01(Tue)09:49 No. 362984 ID: c811c4
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"Shabin, were you...?"
>"Pissing my pants again? No. When I think about it, I was pissing your pants."
"... anyways! Let's head back, I think.. I think I've had enough. Halloween around here is terrifying."
>"Yeah. Let's go back, I claim most of the booze."

Halloween Special - End Cheelop 2011/11/01(Tue)09:51 No. 362985 ID: c811c4
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Fraga was really generous, so we have a decent amount to go with the sweet alcohol! And if that really is a kobold skull, then Chop's gift was very sentimentalm, even if it's going to give me nightmares forever. All things considered, it was a nice, short night out.

"Hey, Shabinnn, you're really shweeet!"
>"Oh yeah? Is it my upbeat attitude, or the way I never make fun of you?"
"I mean it, you act all shtony, but inshide is all shorts of caramel and shugar and shtuff."
>"You're drunk."
"YOU'RE A DRUNK."
>"So what's halloween actually about, anyway?"
"I dunnooo, candy and shtuff. Do you care?"
>"Not really. Happy halloween, Chee."
"Merry halloween, Shyabin."

now make out with each other's faces in a drunken stupor.

>>362985
heh, they're still wearing each others clothes

>>362989

which is kinda sexy when you think about it.

>>362991
Especially since one of them is still covered in piss.

Awww that's so adora

>>362987
>>362991
>>363013

ಠ_ಠ

Awww. Tune in next time, when Chee and Shabin discover the true meaning of Christmas is also terrifying.

>>363166
Watch Chop fell trees with his face, and teach the new PUNY FLESH-BAGS how to do likewise.

>>363177
And watch Tom rain cheeseburgers from the sky! All this and more, next time, on Cheelop Intermissions that aren't Directly Involves in the Story Line.