Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/26(Mon)23:56 No. 375353 ID: 6ba415
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THERE ARE THREE LOCATIONS THAT YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR BEADY, BUT NONETHELESS MANLY EYES:

BUNKER
GINGERBREAD BUNKER
SHED

GOD, THERE ARE SO MANY COMMIE FAGS IN ALL OF THESE, PROBABLY! IF YOU HAD A NUKE, YOU COULD JUST BLOW THEM UP, BUT INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALL WITH YOUR KILLING GUN BECAUSE GIRLY SCIENTISTS WON'T JUST MAKE NUKES FOR YOU TO USE ALL THE TIME.

WHERE SHOULD YOU START LOOKING FOR COMMIE FAGS TO KILL?

IS THIS EVEN A CHOICE ? GINGERBREAD BUNKER

>>375353
MOTHER FUCKING GINGERBREAD BUNKER!! YEAH!!!!! BURST THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL LIKE THE FUCKING COOL-AID MAN!!!

BULGE YOUR WAY THROUGH THE DOOR, BREAK SOMEONE USING THE DOOR THEN GUN DOWN THE REST!!!!

WHAT THERE'S ALREADY A BLOOD QUEST

FINE

GO LOOK IN THE SHED

>>375363

then this will be... hold on, sorry

WE BE BLOOD QUEST- OTHER. IT WILL BREAK GINGERBREAD BUNKERS AND KILL THEM PEOPLES DEAD!!!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/27(Tue)00:24 No. 375366 ID: 6ba415
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WELL OK, YOU ARE AT THE GINGERBREAD BUNKER, WHICH IS CLEARLY COMMIE FAG TERRITORY ON ACCOUNT OF THE COMMIE FLAG ON IT.

GOD DAMN IT! THE DOOR IS LOCKED. YOU JUST CAN'T THINK OF HOW YOU CAN GET IN THROUGH THIS LOCKED DOOR!

HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY GET IN?

DECEPTION. TRY TO HOLD YOUR STOMACH CONTENTS AS THEY FEROCIOUSLY TRY TO ESCAPE, AS IS THE NATURAL REACTION TO INDULGING THE BEHAVIOR OF COMMIE FILTH. SUCH SACRIFICES YOU MAKE TO KILL ALL COMMIES DEAD

>>375366

... wasn't the point to just bust through this flimsy structure LIKE A MAAAANNNN and kill all inside? where is the busting in, where is the manliness? Y U NO BE MAN!?

PICK THE LOCK WITH YOUR GUN!

GET YOUR SUPERMODEL SPY NINJA ALIEN GIRLFRIEND FROM THE FUTURE WHO IS TOTALLY NOT A BLATANT RIPOFF OF A CHARACTER WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH "MARFIRE" TO OPEN THE DOOR WHILE SHOWING BOTH HER BREASTS AND HER ASS (BUT NOT HER FEET).

>>375366
BURST THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL/DOOR LIKE A MAN AND KILL EVERYONE INSIDE WHILE FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES AND ENGAGING IN A MONOLOGUE INSIDE YOUR OWN HEAD.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/27(Tue)01:12 No. 375386 ID: 6ba415
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YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF IN RED - JUST LIKE A COMMIE FAG. THEY CALLED YOU 'BLOOD' BACK HOME FOR A REASON. THAT'S RIGHT - BECAUSE OF BLOOD. YOU AND IT, WORKING LIKE A TEAM. A BLOODTEAM.

YOU ALSO PICK THE LOCK WITH YOUR GUN. IT WORKS REALLY WELL BECAUSE YOU ARE A SKILLED LOCKSMITH.

YOU SEE TWO DEAD COMMIE FAGS INSIDE, KILLED BY YOUR LOCK-PICKING. NOW THERE ARE TWO DIRECTIONS YOU CAN GO IN FROM HERE:

STRAIGHT AHEAD
RIGHT
OTHER RIGHT

>>375386
CHANGING DIRECTION IS FOR FAGS AND COMMIES. YOU'RE A REAL MAN AND YOU WILL KEEP GOING STRAIGHT AHEAD UNTIL EVERYTHING IS DEAD!!!

STRAIGHT AHEAD

>>375386
YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT

UNLESS YOU'RE SOME KIND OF QUEER

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/27(Tue)02:14 No. 375404 ID: 6ba415
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YOU KEEP GOING STRAIGHT, BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING YOU AIN'T - IT'S QUEER. OR A COMMUNIST. BOTH OF THOSE ARE EQUALLY APPLICABLE EXAMPLES OF PEOPLE WHO GO RIGHT OR OTHER RIGHT AT INTERSECTIONS.

YOU KEEP GOING DOWN THIS GINGERBREAD HALLWAY, MOWING DOWN ALL IN YOUR PATH, FRIEND OR FOE ALIKE. EXCEPT YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS; YOU'RE A LONE WOLF. THOSE WHO YOU ONCE CALLED FRIENDS ARE DEAD. KILLED BY COMMIE FAGS.

But how commie fags could kill your friends?? Your friends were your equals. They were at least as awesome as you are.

... unless commie fags have a secret weapon. Something impervious to punches and bullets and pouches.

DEAD? DAMN THOSE COMMIES! REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS AND HONOR THEM BY KILLING MORE REDS!

>>375404
SON, THIS IS COMMAND! BAD NEWS FOR YOU! YOU'RE NOT KILLING ENOUGH COMMIE FAGGOTS! YOU NEED TO STEP UP WITH THE KILLING! KILL MORE! FASTER!!!!

OH SHIT THE COMMIES HAVE SOMETHING THAT DEFEATS POUCHES. RETREAT; BEING KILLED BY COMMIE SCUM IS -NOT- A MANLY THING TO DO. YOU WILL FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THEIR ANTI-POUCH SUPERWEAPON, FIND ITS WEAKNESS AND OBLITERATE IT

CONTINUE GOING STRAIGHT.
STRAIGHT LIKE A TRAIN.
A BLOOD TRAIN.
CHOO CHOO.

>>375449
a blood train on steroids.

steroids made of BLOOD.

>>375455
Aren't steroids typically engineered from blood?

Also, COMMANDER JOHN 'BLOOD' SMITH, TAKE PRECAUTIONS TO PREVENT INFECTIONS BY FILTHY COMMUNIST BLOOD-BORNE PATHOGENS.

STEAL A UNIFORM AND DISGUISE YOURSELF AS COMMIE SCUM IN ORDER TO FIND THEIR SECRET ANTI-POUCH WEAPONRY

Fail to suppress homosexual desires.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/27(Tue)19:26 No. 375568 ID: 6ba415
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THIS NEW REVELATION OF AN ANTI-POUCH WEAPON SHOCKS YOU. IT BLOODSHOCKS YOU.

YOU CONTINUE TO AVENGE YOUR DEAD SQUADMATES BY KILLING COMMIE FAGS WITH YOUR KILLING GUN. IF ONLY THOSE GIRLY SCIENTISTS HADN'T STOLEN YOUR FREEDOM TO USE NUKES, YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO KILL A LOT MORE COMMIE FAGS.

YOU NOW BELIEVE YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVE IS TO FIND THIS SO-CALLED 'ANTI-POUCH SUPERWEAPON,' AND DESTROY IT. YOUR OTHER PRIMARY OBJECTIVE IS, OBVIOUSLY, TO KILL ALL OF THE COMMIE FAGS.

Locate your most stalwart allies, the CHEST-HIGH WALLS. They will guide you to locations where there is killing to be done, and those locations will obviously be in the direct vicinity of any important objective.

>>375568
But wait, if you kill all the pyros who will do the spychecking?

>>375568
SUCH AN AWESOME WEAPON IS PROBABLY IN THEIR HIDDEN COMMAND CENTER INSIDE OF THE SHED!!!!

THERE HAS BEEN A NUKE BEHIND ALMOST EVERY ONE OF YOUR STEPS AND YOU CANT USE THEM ? WHAT TORTURES OF FUCKING TANTALUS IS THIS. NUKE THE COMMIES YOU HAVE NUKE GLANDS, NO FAGGOT SCIENTIST CAN JUST SAY IT IS OTHERWISE

>>375577
THIS GIVES ME AN EXCELLENT IDEA!
LOCATE A FLAMETHROWER AND ANY NAPALM GRENADES THAT THESE COMMIES MAY BE CARRYING. THEIR ATTIRE SUGGESTS THAT THEY AT LEAST HAVE SOME SORT OF FLAME-SPEWING DEVICE THAT MAY BE HIGHLY EFFECTIVE IN MENTALLY SCARRING THEIR FELLOW COMMIE SCUM!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/27(Tue)22:53 No. 375619 ID: 2b69b4
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CONVENIENTLY, DURING MOMENTS LIKE THESE, YOUR KILLING GUN IS ABLE TO TRANSFORM INTO THE DEADLY FLAME FLYNGER.

YOU USE IT TO INCINERATE THE REST OF THE COMMIE FAGS IN THE GINGERBREAD BUNKER. THIS ALSO CONVENIENTLY CHARS THE GINGERBREAD WALLS, MAKING THEM NO LONGER SUITABLE FOR CONSUMPTION.

YOU CAN NOW SEARCH FOR THE DREADED APW IN THE SHED, OR JUST IN THE REGULAR, NON-GINGERBREAD BUNKER, ENSURING ALL COMMIE FAGS ARE KILLED SIMULTANEOUSLY, OF COURSE.

SHED. MAKE PARTING WORDS WITH YOUR POUCHES THEY MAY NOT SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER .........

>>375619
TO THE SHED! IT'S THE MOST LOGICAL PLACE TO HIDE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPONS!!!

TO THE SHED! It surely hides a silo!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/30(Fri)15:39 No. 376266 ID: ff8425
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YOU LEAVE THIS CHARRED GINGERBREAD FAIRY FAG-HUT BEHIND.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/30(Fri)15:39 No. 376267 ID: ff8425
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...AND ARRIVE AT THE SHED.

>>376267
GET UP AND MURDER A FEW THINGS AND THEN ASK THE LAST REMAINING THING ALIVE WHERE THE WEAPON IS!!!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/30(Fri)15:40 No. 376269 ID: ff8425
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DAMN, YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING IN HERE. IF ONLY YOUR SUPERMODEL SPY NINJA ALIEN GIRLFRIEND FROM THE FUTURE WHO IS TOTALLY NOT A BLATANT RIPOFF OF A CHARACTER WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH "MARFIRE" WAS HERE. THEN SHE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO.

>>376269
THIS FLOOR LOOKS LIKE A FLOOR FOR GAY COMMIE FAGGOTS! SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!

POTATOS! CONSUME THEM TO KEEP YOUR ENERGY UP.

BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF THAT HATCH

>>376269
CONVERT GUN INTO POTATO LAUNCHER

STUFF POTATOES INTO POUCHES

>>376269
EAT POTATO THEY ARE THE ONLY VEGETABLE FOR REAL MEN.
THEN USE YOUR LOCKPICK ON THE TRAPDOOR.
DO NOT BEND DOWN AND CHECK ITS OPEN FIRST REAL MAN DO NOT BEND OVER.

draw yourself as a potato

>>376279
>>376306
THE BEST LOCKPICKS FIRE POTATOES!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/30(Fri)17:54 No. 376323 ID: ff8425
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WITH THE SKILL OF A PROFESSIONAL MULTITASK PRO, YOU CONSUME SOME OF THE POTATOES, PUT SOME OF THE POTATOES INTO YOUR POUCHES, DRAW YOURSELF AS A POTATO AND PROCEED TO BEAT THE EVER-LOVING POTATO OUT OF THAT DOOR WITH YOUR LOCKPICK, WHICH IS ALSO FULL OF POTATOES, WHILE MAKING SURE YOU DON'T BEND OVER WHILE DOING SO.

IT PUTS A HOLE INTO THE TRAP DOOR, BUT STRANGELY, DOES NOT OPEN IT.

>>376323
pull the door apart with your BEAR HANDS till the hole is big enough for you to enter

CRACK OPEN A BEAR

>>376323
Looks like you need a bigger LOCKPICK.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2011/12/31(Sat)00:11 No. 376422 ID: ff8425
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USING YOUR BEAR HANDS, YOU PROCEED TO CRACK OPEN A BEAR, ALL THE WHILE USING YOUR BIGGER LOCKPICK TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT THE TRAP DOOR.

CONVENIENTLY, DURING MOMENTS LIKE THESE, YOUR KILLING GUN IS ABLE TO TRANSFORM INTO THE DEADLY KYLLING GUN OMEGA.

UNFORTUNATELY IT ONLY SERVES TO PUT MORE HOLES INTO THE TRAP DOOR, AND DOESN'T ACTUALLY OPEN IT. WHAT COMMIE FAG TRANSVESTITE BULLSHIT IS THIS?

I DONT UNDERSTAND SHOOT IT MORE SHOOT IT WHILE SHOOTING IT

>>376422
SHOOT IT MORE!! WITH EXPLODING BULLETS!!!! THEN JUMP ON IT!!!!!!

>>376422 throw watermelon at it

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)01:26 No. 379730 ID: 841075
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>>376493
>>376475
>>376431

SOMETIMES, YOU WONDER WHY YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF.

YOU BETTER NOT HAVE JUST BENT DOWN SOLDIER.

>>379741
i think he's attempting to shrug

DOWN THE HATCH

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)13:33 No. 379795 ID: f1518a
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YOU DESCEND THE HATCH!

>>379730
Oh god, I almost choked on my tea

ALSO YES PROCEED DOWN THE HATCH FOR GREAT JUSTICE OF WHICH YOU HAVE A LOT AS A TRUE CAPITALIST

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)13:35 No. 379797 ID: f1518a
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YOU ARRIVE AT THE FLOOR.

BEFORE YOU IS THE VILLAINOUS WEAPON SILO. IN FRONT OF IT IS A CONTROL PANEL. THE PLACE IS SUSPICIOUSLY DEVOID OF ENEMIES. PERHAPS THEY WERE ALL KILLED.

ON THE CONTROL PANEL, YOU SEE A BUTTON, A KEYPAD AND A LEVER.

throw your pouch at it, when pouch and anti-pouch collide they annihilate each other; the release of energy should be sufficient to eliminate all commie fags from existence AND everything else for that matter .. DO IT. ITS WORTH SLAYING EVERY COMMIE FUCK

>>379797
>>379797
WHY ARE THERE NO EXPLOSIONS IN THE BACKGROUND, SON!? DID YOU FORGET TO BLOW SHIT UP!?

Time for a crossover.
>Wilson: Activate

put in the code on the side of it on the keypad, pull the lever then push the button.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)15:22 No. 379809 ID: f1518a
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YOU THROW YOUR POUCH BELT AT THE CONTROL PANEL. IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING, EXCEPT MAKE YOUR PANTS FALL DOWN.

YOU INSTEAD OPT TO PIN IN THE CODE, PULL THE LEVER AND PUSH THE BUTTON.

YOU PUSH THE BUTTON.

YOU PUSH IT AGAIN.

YOU AREN'T SURE WHY, BUT YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK.

>>379809
Open the door with your bear hands.
If that fails, consider constructing an explosive device to open the door.

>>379809

THE CONTROL PANEL IS OBVIOUSLY A COMMUNIST BROKEN CRAP PANEL. SHOOT IT.

OH GOD YOU PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING

Pull the lever!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)20:54 No. 379834 ID: f1518a
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YOU TRY TO PULL THE LEVER AGAIN. NOTHING HAPPENS.

>"Well, Mr. Smith. It looks as though you have placed yourself right where I want you."

YOU HEAR A SUSPICIOUSLY EUROPEAN ACCENT SAY FROM BEHIND YOU.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/14(Sat)20:54 No. 379835 ID: f1518a
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GOD DAMN IT, IT IS THE DASTARDLY COMMUNIST PROFESSOR KONRAD LENINOV, HIS DEADLY BODYGUARD MIRA STALINOV, AND A BUNCH OF NAMELESS HENCHMEN. HOW VILLAINOUS!

>"It is hilarious to see that you were so gullible as to fall for the cardboard control panel. It was even crafted by our six year old communists-in-training. They will make fine communists one day. But what about you? You aren't even wearing any pants, trying to use a cardboard control panel. You are shameful, even for a Capitalist Pig."

YOU AREN'T EXACTLY SURE WHAT THIS GUY IS SAYING, BUT YOU'RE PRETTY SURE HE'S THREATENING YOUR FREEDOM.

>"Any last words before I unleash my most powerful weapon against you?"

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO GET OUT OF THIS TRICKY SITUATION?

point behind him to a mook and say "quick, daniel do plan alpha-beta-omega!" they will then look at the mook thinking he was secretly a undercover dude, but he isn't. then shoot them.

There comes a time where every soldier must concede to unstoppable odds and at last accept his fate. You didn't come to the battlefield to live. You came to the battlefield to kill. You remember the poison pills concealed in between your pectoral muscles? You must kill yourself before those commie fags get the satisfaction of having killed you. For you it will be like rest from a long journey filled with muscle. This is it the end of the line. What separates the men from the boys. The ardent autumn of our lives. The last call of the trumpet. This gun has shot its last shot.

>>379836

Lower boxes, expose ass of manliness.

Fire ass cannon.

>>379835
There is only one thing you can do, place your hands behind you head and start wiggling your stuff at them. Use many hip thrusts and pelvic gyrations. This will seduce the female bodyguard and make her turn on her employers. The others are fags and thus will be too busy watching your magnificent show to notice that she has turned and is butchering them all.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)17:35 No. 383247 ID: 470430
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IN A MOMENT OF CLEVERNESS, YOU POINT AT ONE OF THE HENCHMEN AND YELL.

"QUICK, DANIEL, DO PLAN ALPHA-BETA-OMEGA!"

THE HENCHMAN IS CLEARLY SURPRISED. ACTUALLY, EVERYONE IS.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)17:35 No. 383248 ID: 470430
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YOU POINT YOUR KILLING GUN AT PROFESSOR LENINOV, BUT NOT BEFORE ALL THE OTHER HENCHMEN MANAGE TO POINT THEIR GUNS AT YOU.

HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO SOLVE THIS SITUATION?

By killing. Duh.

shoot his hand off ! THE HAND HOLDING THE BUTTON

Your gun is a KILLING gun. Their guns aren't. Clearly the commie fags cannot kill you. Initiate ass cannon as per >>379915

As per cinematic law if you open fire their guns CANNOT HIT YOU AS LONG AS YOU FIRE BUT YOURS CANNOT HIT THEM EXCEPT MINIONS. Continue until it's just you and Professor Leninov.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)19:56 No. 383291 ID: 470430
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YOU FEEL THAT THE HIGHEST PRIORITY IS TO MAKE SURE HE CAN'T USE THE ANTI-POUCH WEAPON. OBVIOUSLY, THE GREATEST WAY TO PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING ISN'T WITH 'NEGOTIATION', BUT RATHER BY ACTUALLY SHOOTING THE REMOTE OUT OF HIS HAND. ONCE YOU HAVE DONE THIS, YOU WILL BE INVINCIBLE, AND COMPLETELY FREE TO THEN DEFILE THEM ALL WITH YOUR FILTHY ANAL DISCHARGE.

YOUR BULLET STRIKES TRUE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT HITS THE REMOTE RIGHT ON THE BUTTON. IF THAT HAD HAPPENED IN A DIFFERENT SCENARIO, WHERE HITTING THE BUTTON WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING GOOD, YOU WOULD FEEL REALLY PROUD RIGHT NOW.

EXCEPT IT DIDN'T, YOU IDIOT. YOU JUST ACTIVATED THE ANTI-POUCH WEAPON.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)19:57 No. 383292 ID: 470430
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WHAT'S THIS? GRAIN? IT'S A GRAIN SILO AFTER ALL!

>"Hahaha, you stupid pig! That isn't just any grain; that's anti-pouch grain!"

OH NO!

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)19:57 No. 383293 ID: 470430
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YOUR POUCHES BURN UP AND YOU TURN INTO A BABY.
YOU ARE NOW EXCEPTIONALLY VULNERABLE, AND GENERALLY REGARDED AS INCOMPETENT IN MOST COMBAT SCENARIOS.

YOU HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO DO QUICKLY, OR ELSE YOU WILL BE BEATEN UP.

>>383293
Use your ass cannon. Slay them with your ANAL DISCHARGE. Now that you are a baby, this will be even filthier and more effective.

oh my god

Coo adorably.

>>383295
100% approved.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)23:44 No. 383337 ID: 58210f
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Image censored for fecal jet stream.

THINKING LIKE A PRO, YOU REMEMBERED THAT BABIES ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS OF ANAL DISCHARGE.

YOU LET LOOSE A THICK JET OF MOSTLY LIQUID FAECES.

YOU HIT THE HENCHMEN, THE OTHER HENCHMEN, AND OF COURSE, LENINOV. HE GETS SOME RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.

THEY ALL DIE OF TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME THEN AND THERE. WITH THEIR LEADER KILLED, THE COMMUNIST THREAT IS DESTROYED.

CONGRATULATIONS.

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/29(Sun)23:44 No. 383338 ID: 58210f
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YOU HEAR A VOICE BEHIND YOU. IT'S MIRA STALINOV; SHE MUST HAVE ESCAPED YOUR DEADLY BROWN WRATH.

>"I vas goink to kill you vhen you pointed your veapon at Professor Leninov, but I had an moment of realisation. There is no escapink the Capitalism of modern vorld. Ve may have killed you today, but that solve nothink, as Capitalism continue to thrive in rest of vorld. Please don't kill me, I vant to move to capitalist fatherland, and make life of Capitalism and material vealth. I vould like to get job in marketink, and sell snack food to morbidly obese capitalist pigs."

YOU WONDER TO YOURSELF:

LET HER LIVE... OR KILL HER?

Baby is hungry.

Demand milk.

respond as a true capitalist, allow her to live but demand some form of payment.

>>383339
breast end

>>383338
She has seen the light, she can live.

>>383339
YES, just yes

Rob Liefeld!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/01/30(Mon)16:40 No. 383503 ID: 120dc7
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YOU SPARE HER, BUT YOU ARE HUNGRY, AND YOU DEMAND MILK.

>"Of course, of course. Here, I have spared carton of long-life milk from rations. This is clearly vhat you vere asking, vith no ulterior implications. Come now, let us going to Capitalist fatherland to make new life together. Somebody needs to look after you until you grow up again, after all"

THE END.

Now we can be a family again.

Happy Baby End!

The Mayans called. They cancelled the apocalypse just so this quest would stay archived.