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45094 No. 45094 ID: 40dc56

You wake up slowly and comfortably, Cam is still asleep, curled up against you. You can here him stirring a little in his sleep.
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No. 45095 ID: 5ba271

Quickly, break his beck before he wakes up.
>>
No. 45096 ID: 1afd58

OH GOD WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?

Did we do Cam?

If so... how was it?
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No. 45097 ID: 7eda8b

Neck snap
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No. 45098 ID: 7eda8b

Neck snap
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No. 45099 ID: 18212a

No neck snapping. Give him a BJ instead.
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No. 45100 ID: fdc826

I was going to ask if he built us with a penis.

I'm... fairly sure that answers my question.
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No. 45101 ID: 9e9b47

>>45097

SNAP THE NECK

SNAP THE NECK
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No. 45102 ID: 43d730

Begin licking his hair.
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No. 45103 ID: f98e0b

KICK HIM RIGHT OUT OF BED
ANNOUNCE HIS TRAINING REGIMEN BEGINS NOW

MAKE A SHITTY SMOOTHIE
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No. 45109 ID: 1afd58

Nono, no violence. Makes no sense.

Why would we kill him? This is stupid.

We have a guy that is willing to do things to help us be better than just an inanimate orb, and you all want to kill him.
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No. 45110 ID: 40dc56
File 125306725964.png - (10.27KB , 489x549 , 2.png )
45110

>>45103
You kick him out of bed. He wakes up with a shocked look. He lands on the floor.

"Whaa...training regimen? What for I'm plenty experienced.."
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No. 45112 ID: 1afd58

>>45110
For something else than fighting, Cam <3

Now drop to your knees and give me twenty licks <3
>>
No. 45115 ID: cd08c0

>>45110
APPARENTLY NOT. You got your ass kicked and it fell to us and our INCREDIBLE BRIDGET MANLINESS to save you.
WELL NO MORE. When we're done, you're going to eat lightning and crap thunder and destroy every toilet you sit on.
>>
No. 45116 ID: 5ba271

>>45110
Tell him to do pushups until you return.
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No. 45131 ID: 40dc56
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45131

>>45115
He sits on the ground crosslegged.

"The only reason I lost was because I was rusty...maybe I do need to work out a little more I guess..I don't know...do you think it'll help?"
>>
No. 45134 ID: 1afd58

>>45131
It was a fun date anyway, Cam <3

Anyway working out is fun, right? Keeping in shape?
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No. 45136 ID: 6faa8c

>>45131
"Yes. Outside. In the cold. Dressed like you are now."
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No. 45138 ID: bffa2a

>>45131

Yes, now drop and give me twenty while I put my foot on your back and call you fat. It will sate my domination fix and make you better in bed.
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No. 45150 ID: 6164e0

>>45131
Well, any warrior gets rusty when they stop fighting. Other than today, how long has it been, since you struggled against a foe that could crush you if you missed a step?

Your mind needs to be focused, without hesitation. Sadly, we can't really do that, since, you know, giant collective of wills and all, but you, you are a singular mind, and you must regain absolute control and precision with yourself.

....And while it is fun being with you, I wonder: do you think that you are getting distracted making sure you are pretty? Do you think you can hone yourself once more to the levels you have reached in the past with such a distraction? If you can truly answer yes, then so be it.

But if you are unsure..... perhaps it is time to take a trip, up into the mountains, and reforge your body and temper your will.
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No. 45153 ID: 40dc56
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45153

>>45134
He pumps his fist.

"Yeah you're right! I'll tell you what I'm gonna spend today in the gym and training wing! You can..hmm..now that I think about it you've never really been around the manor. You should look around, there are some rooms even I haven't been in...but anyway I'm gonna change to work out some, There are some wrist communicators on the dresser so we can keep in touch if you have any questions...bye~"

He walks into the bathroom.
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No. 45154 ID: 40dc56
File 125306982266.png - (7.69KB , 489x549 , 5.png )
45154

>>45153


You're alone.
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No. 45155 ID: 1afd58

>>45154
Sadly, desperately, and terribly alone.

Look what our being mean to Cam has wrought.

Well anyway, I dunno. Get dressed, go poke around the manor.
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No. 45163 ID: 1689ab

Let's make a dress for Sexy Master Cam out of the bedsheets, then go to the kitchen and cook our Sexy Master some breakfast and/or lunch.
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No. 45171 ID: 40dc56
File 125307085621.png - (18.49KB , 489x549 , 6.png )
45171

>>45155

You can't find your old clothes so you just throw on a spare shirt, you grab a wrist communicator and walk out of the room.

Where to first?
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No. 45175 ID: 01383e

>>45171
out the door. knock over a liquor store, come back.

We should be drinking while we do this tour. ale'n whores, and we're missing half of that equation.
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No. 45176 ID: 1689ab

Kitchen. Let's bake a delicious cake for our Sexy Master Cam. We'll decorate it with hearts and ribbons and all that stuff.

Also: investigate the spirals of the door. I'm determined to get the secrets this time.
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No. 45448 ID: 40dc56
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45448

>>45176
You examine the spirals, they're a lot more detailed up close. You also realize you don't know where anything is other than the ROBOTIC WORKSHOP.
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No. 45450 ID: 6164e0

>>45448
FIND A HABERDASHER.

Black Fedora, wide brim, red band with a white feather.

BECOME SUPER SLICK STYLIN'
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No. 45453 ID: 1afd58

>>45448
Become interested in the vaguely fractal pattern.

Then get bored of that and go wander around the house a bit.

That, or go watch Cam work out, while slowly licking your lips in barely contained lust.
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No. 45468 ID: cd08c0

>>45448
Rather than individually go through every room of the house and examine every little thing which would take forever, let's take a cursory glance around and construct a map of the mansion. Afterwards, we'll decide if there's anything we want to look at in particular.
(DRAW A MAP)
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No. 45480 ID: 40dc56
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45480

>>45453
You begin walking around the manor, enjoying the different detailed doors that line the walls
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No. 45481 ID: 40dc56
File 125313011558.png - (12.42KB , 489x549 , MAP.png )
45481

>>45468
>WELCOME TO THE MAP PROGRAM

>CAM INSTALLED THIS MAP IN YOUR MAINFRAME, IT AUTOMATICALLY CHARTS WHERE YOU ARE AND WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN.

>TO ACCESS JUST SAY "CHECK MAP"
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No. 45482 ID: 1afd58

>>45481
I don't see "Cam's Heart" on here. He must not really love us </3
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No. 45485 ID: 4553b2

>>45481
Follow right wall, open every door, go to every corner of every room.

I remember this mapping program in Mega Man Legends, and we sure as hell aren't missing any corners.
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No. 45490 ID: 40dc56
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45490

>>45485
You approach the first door on the right.

DO NOT ENTER tape is wrapped all around it.
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No. 45491 ID: 1afd58

>>45490
I am sure that is just decoration.

Go on inside!
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No. 45496 ID: 40dc56
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45496

>>45491
You open it up and you see a vast meadow with rolling hills inside. It doesn't seem like it's outdoors though.
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No. 45497 ID: 1afd58

>>45496
Go frolic gaily. <3
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No. 45500 ID: cd08c0

>>45496
Probably some kind of Lotus Eater Machine. YEAH, GENRE SAVVY. We'll have to ask Cam why the hell he even has this.
Anyway, close the door and try the next.
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No. 45507 ID: 40dc56
File 125313382636.png - (18.43KB , 489x549 , 11.png )
45507

>>45497
You begin to frolic gaily. A shadow is casted over you.
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No. 45510 ID: 43d730

>>45507
Goddamnit, this is why people use signs.
Also, question.
Do we see the situation from the optical receptors on the robot body, from the mysterious vantage point the orb usually sees from, or both?
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No. 45513 ID: 40dc56

>>45510
Only eyeballs, I just do it from the vantage point because 1st person would be kind of strange to do
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No. 45520 ID: cd08c0

>>45507
WHY THE HELL DOES CAM EVEN HAVE THIS.
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No. 45531 ID: 40dc56
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45531

>>45520
You call him up on the wrist communicator and ask him.

"Oh him? That's Jackel! He's a real sweetie~"

Jackel is looking at you.

>rrrr~
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No. 45537 ID: bffa2a

>>45531

Who is a good boy? Who is a good boy? That's right, you are! You are! Gooood boyyyyy ~<3 Does he like a ear rub? Does he? Aww, such a good boy.
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No. 45545 ID: 03b1a6

Based on that collar, Jackle must have a huge itch that Cam is trying to prevent him from scratching. Let's give him a rub and see if we can't help him out.
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No. 45550 ID: 40dc56
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45550

>>45537
>>45545
You start giving Jackel a rub.

>rararrrr~

You notice upon closer inspection that the yellow thing isn't a collar but part of the animal. It's pure gold.
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No. 45555 ID: 01383e

>>45550
it must be a gold-sheep.

this must be where he gets all his money.
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No. 45557 ID: 4553b2

>>45550
Ride him!
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No. 45574 ID: fdc826

>>45550
Gentlemen, I think we have found our mount.
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No. 45609 ID: 03b1a6

Investigate Spots. Attempt to ride.
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No. 45631 ID: 77d627
File 125314851170.jpg - (184.20KB , 769x719 , Jackel the Roar of the Earth.jpg )
45631

rrrr~
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No. 45888 ID: 40dc56
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45888

>>45557
>>45574
>>45609
You investigate the spot, they're actually holes! You attempt to ride Jackel but he is far too tall, maybe later Cam can set up a riding device.
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No. 45937 ID: ce3074

Stick hand inside hole. Attempt to climb inside. If we can't ride him, maybe we can pilot him.
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No. 45972 ID: 40dc56
File 125322732198.png - (8.18KB , 489x549 , 15.png )
45972

>>45937
The hole doesn't go very far, but you did find this interesting looking sphere.

>SECRET FOUND
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No. 45984 ID: 1689ab

>>45972
Investigate sphere. Attempt to swap it out with the orb of infinite psyche in our head.
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No. 46012 ID: 632862

>>45984
You realize that would make us no longer in control of our robot body?

Let's not do that.
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No. 46014 ID: 1689ab

Wouldnt it though? Is the orb in some kind of command port, or does it just need contact with the robot to function?
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No. 46073 ID: 40dc56
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46073

>>45984
It just looks like a normal sphere.

You switch it out with the ORB, you still hold onto it however.

It feels pretty normal...really calm. It maybe even better than the ORB wa-
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No. 46074 ID: 40dc56
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46074

>>46073
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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No. 46077 ID: ed8d8a

>>46074
shit, um... land on the ground helplessly! roll around a bit!
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No. 46103 ID: 1689ab

Oh god, the background. CAall out to Jackle for help!
>>
No. 46150 ID: bffa2a

>>46074

TASTE THE COLORS
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No. 46154 ID: cd08c0

>>46074
Well, god dammit. Look at you. We finally get a body and the rest of you fuck it up for all of us. Now we'll never take over the world in an orgy of fire and death.
... here, Jackel! Here, boy! See the pretty orb? Pick up the pretty orb, Jackel! Jackel?
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No. 46160 ID: 40dc56
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46160

>>46077
>>46103
>>46150
>>46154

>ERROR ERROR: as 8 sego Bo tag. b ops ¥3 40 ! / I Pitcairn Te 'miss are < Son I I E My vi : . ERROR.
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No. 46161 ID: 15f6d6

cry.
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No. 46163 ID: 1689ab

try to collapse ontop of the orb, so that we regain contact with it.
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No. 46170 ID: fdc826

>>46160
We should totally try to weaponize this thing later.

For now, though, I guess... we just sit here. That freak with the dress is probably going to come prancing in here to "save" us any minute now, anyway. Well, that, or our future mount will help out somehow.
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No. 46217 ID: f4963f

>>46160
Screw this. We? We are the orb.

ROLL TO FREEDOM!
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No. 46222 ID: 43d730

>>46160
Instruct grass to move us over to Jackle.
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No. 46223 ID: 476456

QUICK, PUSH THE SIDE OF THE ORB.

HNNNNGHHHHH
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No. 46224 ID: 60578d

>>46223
I don't think the Orb works like that. But-

HNNNNGHHHHH
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No. 46225 ID: f21281

>>46160
BANG HEAD ON GROUND TO DISLODGE MISSINGNO. ORB.
>>
No. 46285 ID: 632862

LOOK WHAT YOU DID! I TRIED TO WARN YOU BUT YOU JUST DIDN'T LISTEN!
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No. 47937 ID: 40dc56
File 125347203125.png - (3.60KB , 489x549 , 19.png )
47937

>"KZZRT SIR? SIR BRIDGET ARE YOU ALRIGHT?"
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No. 47938 ID: 40dc56
File 125347207396.png - (14.43KB , 489x549 , 20.png )
47938

>>47937

>"SIR SPEAK TO ME PLEASE KZZZRRRT."
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No. 47940 ID: fdc826

>>47938
Hello, R.O.D.R.I.C.K.

What the flying fuck just happened?
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No. 47943 ID: cd08c0

>>47938
Oh dear god what are you. Kill it!
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No. 47945 ID: 4553b2

>>47938
OH THANK GOD RODRICK, AM I OKAY WHAT HAPPENED?
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No. 47980 ID: 40dc56
File 125347529234.png - (16.04KB , 489x549 , 21.png )
47980

>>47940
>>47945

>"KZZRT WELL SIR IT SEEMS THAT YOU UH..LODGED A MARBLE WHERE YOUR UNIQUE POWER CELL WAS, SIR. IT WAS MY HOURLY SHIFT TO CLEAN OUT JACKEL'S ROOM AND I KZZRT FOUND YOU ON THE FLOOR, SO I TOOK YOU TO THE MANOR'S KZZRT MEDICAL WARD."
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No. 47983 ID: 476456

>>47980
"Yeaaaaaaaah kind of had a retard moment there."
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No. 47986 ID: ce1aee

>>47980
You fool! I was attempting to achieve enlightenment by forsaking all physical possessions!

Also why would you take me to the medical ward if I'm biomechanical in nature?
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No. 47987 ID: fdc826

>>47980
Oh. Thanks, R.O.D.R.I.C.K.

Can we keep the marble?
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No. 48007 ID: 40dc56
File 125347669388.png - (9.41KB , 489x549 , 22.png )
48007

>>47983
>"KZZRTT IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT SIR."
>>47986
>"BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A ROBOT SIR YOUR BODY STRUCTURE IS INCREDIBLY SIMILAR TO A HUMANS KZZRT."
>>47987
>"KZZRT YES I PUT IT IN THIS JAR FOR YOU SIR."
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No. 48010 ID: fdc826

>>48007
Cool.

So... is it just a marble? Like, it's not magicalor anything?
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No. 48238 ID: 40dc56
File 125348915011.png - (12.78KB , 501x582 , 23.png )
48238

>>48010

>"IT'S JUST A MARBLE SIR, ALTHOUGH IT IS MADE OUT OF JADE WITH SOME SILVER LINING ON THE OUTSIDE. SO KZZRT THAT'S SOMETHING I SUPPOSE, SIR."
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No. 48254 ID: cd08c0

>>48238
Well... neat. We'll keep it as a memento of the time we almost killed ourselves with stupid.
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No. 48269 ID: 40dc56
File 125349037213.png - (11.15KB , 501x582 , 24.png )
48269

>>48254

>MARBLE added to inventory
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No. 48270 ID: fdc826

>>48238
I'm betting it'll be important later. We'd better keep it with us from now on.

Also, it's shiny, so there's that too.

...anyway, R.O.D.R.I.C.K., do you like working for Cam? What exactly do you do around here, anyway?
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No. 48283 ID: 40dc56
File 125349126291.png - (16.27KB , 501x582 , 25.png )
48283

>>48270

>"OH KZZRRT I DON'T MIND IT AT ALL, HE'S VERY NICE. WHAT DO I DO SIR? BASICALLY US ROBOTIC OPERATING DISCO RADICAL INCREDIBLE CARETAKER KEEEERGGHH UNITS, OR RODRICK UNITS AS YOU REFER TO US AS, BASICALLY ACT AS BUTLERS AND CLEANERS AROUND THE HOUSE. IT'S WHAT KZZZRT WE'RE PROGRAMMED FOR SIR."
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No. 48298 ID: fdc826

>>48283
Huh. We might just have to test out your disco skills later, R.O.D.R.I.C.K.

For now... hmm...

Hey, do you know where we could get a flamethrower?
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No. 48301 ID: cd08c0

>>48283
WELL HEY that's neat. So you'd know where all the doors in this place lead then. Don't suppose you can give us a quick rundown of the mansion?
We didn't do so well when we tried to do it ourselves.
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No. 48322 ID: d2781d

We must collect all marbles! That is our quest!

Conquering the world can wait.
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No. 48353 ID: 40dc56
File 125349699542.png - (14.29KB , 489x549 , 26.png )
48353

>>48298
>"WHY OF COURSE KZZZRT I HAVE ONE INSTALLED IN MY SYSTEM"
>>48301
His face grows a tad grim.
>"I'D LOVE TO, SIR KZZZRT BUT HOWEVER SINCE YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS IS ONE LIKE A HUMAN'S YOU'D SIMPLY GO MAD TO TRY AND COMPREHEND THE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION STORED IN THIS MANOR KZZRT."
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No. 48369 ID: 6c80cf

>>48353

...Wait, why would going crazy change anything?

Also, all you have to do is tell the location of one room to one of us.
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No. 48462 ID: 40dc56
File 125350249417.png - (37.29KB , 1118x549 , MAP.png )
48462

>>48369
>"KZZZRT IF YOU INSIST SIR I WILL GIVE YOUR MAP A SMALL UPDATE TO RECORD EVERY ROOM FOR EVERY FLOOR YOU HAVE BEEN ON. KZZZRT I CANNOT HOLD ENOUGH DATA TO GIVE YOU ALL OF THEM."
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No. 48471 ID: cd08c0

>>48462
> Hat room
Holy shit we've found our first stop.
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No. 48475 ID: 84ae51

> Beast Room do not enter you will derp derp derp derp

I vote we go here after donning the appropriate haberdashery.
>>
No. 48496 ID: 7eda8b

Visit the monolith.
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No. 48505 ID: 632862

Tramp room? Whaaaa?

I vote the room of Daw. Because daaawwwww!
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No. 48625 ID: 9891a9

>>48475
I agree, there would most likely be pain, the likes of which none can comprehend an amazing adventure in such a room. Let us journey there sometime soon.
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No. 48694 ID: 15f6d6

Thirding Beast room.
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No. 48705 ID: 1689ab

Tramp room says I
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No. 48708 ID: b12477

Yes! Hat room first, then visit daaaw room
>>
No. 48709 ID: e313dc

>>48708
I vote this one.

Why do I get the feeling that the people saying 'beast room' are the same ones that said 'replace the orb with the marble'?
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No. 48713 ID: 1689ab

Inspect Robot's tie and little green square.
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No. 48854 ID: 40dc56
File 125356837858.png - (10.52KB , 501x549 , 27.png )
48854

>>48713
You inspect R.O.D.R.I.C.K's chest, the tie is black, and seems to be bullet proof, behind it is a green screen that shows a line similar to one's heart beat.
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No. 48856 ID: 40dc56
File 125356848915.png - (12.88KB , 501x549 , 28.png )
48856

>>48471
>>48708
>>48709
You arrive upon the hat room, where countless shelves are in front of you labeling various types of hats in each aisle.

>"YES HELLO SIR DO YOU NEED HELP LOOKING FOR SOMETHING."

The voice is more high pitched than R.O.D.R.I.C.K's voice.
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No. 48858 ID: f39593

>>48856
"Yes, where are the Fedoras? This is a matter of extreme importance."
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No. 48861 ID: cd08c0

>>48856
A top hat, a trilby, and a beret.
I want to see how we look in all of them.
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No. 48875 ID: 40dc56
File 125356971382.png - (16.03KB , 501x549 , 29.png )
48875

>>48858
>"HMMMM WHAT KIND OF FEDORA ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SIR? ANY COLOR, STYLE, FIT IN PARTICULAR?"
>>48861
>"I'LL FETCH THOSE FOR YOU AT ONCE SIR."
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No. 48877 ID: f39593

>>48875
All of them. I want to look my best for Cammy.
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No. 48899 ID: d1210a

>>48875
BLACK FEDORA, WIDE BRIM
RED BAND
WHITE FEATHER

STYLE
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No. 48907 ID: 40dc56
File 125357167548.png - (29.95KB , 641x764 , 30.png )
48907

>>48877
>>48899

>"OF COURSE SIR."

It dashes out into the shelves and dashes back in under a minute.

It puts a mirror out and begins to adjust hats onto you.

>"WHAT DO YOU THINK SIR? I THINK THEY ALL LOOK MARVELOUS ON YOU, SIR, BUT WHAT MATTERS THE MOST IS WHAT YOU THINK."
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No. 48908 ID: f78140

>>48907
3. because it looks like a buttcrack. on our head. it's perfect.
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No. 48923 ID: d1210a

>>48907
Hmm.... wider brimmed fedora, maybe?
>>
No. 48924 ID: 15f6d6

Butthat. You need a butthat.
>>
No. 48939 ID: feafb6

Butt hat needs more butt and more brim.
>>
No. 48957 ID: cd08c0

>>48908 >>48924 >>48939
> Butthat
CANNOT UNSEE
No, we are not going to wear a butthat. I refuse. I'd sooner pop the marble back in.
Don't make me take control of the left arm to do that.

>>48923
> wider brimmed fedora?
I'll admit I'm curious how this would look.

Failing that, I like 2 and 4 the most. They're both quite stylish.
1 is also dapper, but we'd need to change the rest of our outfit to compliment it.
>>
No. 48959 ID: bffa2a

>>48907

Butthat with wider brim for that Indiana Jones in you. We are going treasure hunting.
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No. 48965 ID: 15f6d6

>>48957
You know what? That is an awesome idea.

PUT THE MARBLE BACK IN! WE WILL SEE FOREVER!
>>
No. 49082 ID: 24777e

I will conceed to hat number 1 only on the condition that we wind up dressed like Rudy Motherfucking Mann.
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No. 49418 ID: 37df6f

2 looks excellent.
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No. 49773 ID: 40dc56
File 125373316023.png - (11.96KB , 478x583 , 31.png )
49773

>"A WIDER BRIM SIR? OF COURSE HERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? I THINK YOU LOOK MARVELOUS."
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No. 49778 ID: 5ba271

>>49773
Wider!
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No. 49844 ID: 1c6c3d

Much wider. More feather.
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No. 50001 ID: 15f6d6

WIDER! MORE FEATHER! Also, put the marble back in. Maybe we will get powers this time.
>>
No. 50081 ID: 1689ab

Intigrate the marble into the hat.
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No. 50406 ID: 40dc56
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50406

>>49778
>>49844
>>50001

>"MY APOLOGIES SIR BUT I CAN'T MAKE IT ANY WIDER."
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No. 50415 ID: cd08c0
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50415

> WIDER DAMN YOU
>>
No. 50417 ID: d0629d

It needs to be at least wide enough that we can pull it down over our face just enough to give us a kickass shadow effect.

Also: Integrate the marble into the hat.
>>
No. 50428 ID: 9891a9

>>50415
PERFECT! KEEP IT EXACTLY AS IS.
>>
No. 50444 ID: 15f6d6

MORE FEATHER! FEATHER IS TOO TINY!
>>
No. 50503 ID: cd08c0
File 125383955916.png - (13.17KB , 478x583 , criticalmass.png )
50503

>>50444
> MORE FEATHER
>>
No. 50505 ID: 1689ab

it's... it's so beautifull...
>>
No. 50567 ID: f4963f
File 125384335680.png - (163.51KB , 900x900 , MOAR.png )
50567

>>50503
Fuckin' ameteurs.
>>
No. 50568 ID: 43d730

>>50567
I have this sudden image of SPIRAL POWER replaced with HAT POWER.
>>
No. 50569 ID: 9dd38f

>>50568

Hat the size of a galaxy?
>>
No. 50571 ID: f4963f

>>50569
I imagine just a galaxy with a giant feather sticking out of it.

<3
>>
No. 50609 ID: 632862

>>50503
Okay now make it so we can see.
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No. 50631 ID: 01383e

>>50567
imagine a hat with the disc of a galaxy as the brim. the feather? a gigantic jet of hawking radiation from the supermassive black hole at the center.
>>
No. 50647 ID: 9e9b47

Actually, I think the feather should be a tad smaller.
>>
No. 50648 ID: 6faa8c

I'm picturing Secret Squirrel's hat.
>>
No. 50650 ID: 6faa8c
File 125385440882.jpg - (41.30KB , 216x169 , 1supermorsm1jh0.jpg )
50650

>>50648
Here's a pic for those without childhoods.

Add white feather, there you go
>>
No. 50672 ID: ed8d8a

>>50650
I dunno man, Morocco Mole has a pretty bitchin hat too.
>>
No. 50687 ID: 276781

>>50672
Just look at that fucking fez. It even has a limited antigravity field holding it over his head. And it's even sophisticated enough to know where his head is so it can move with him.

That's fucking badass.
>>
No. 50688 ID: 632862

>>50631
Hawking radiation is a very slow process, and definitely does not create those jets.
They are actually caused by the distortion of magnetic fields launching charged particles from a surrounding disk of very fast rotating gas.
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/80428-mm-black-hole-blazar.html
>>
No. 50698 ID: 6faa8c

>>50672
But the hat goes with the sunglasses.
>>
No. 50700 ID: 01383e

>>50688
well, shit. guess I need more SCIENCE!
>>
No. 51574 ID: 40dc56
File 125398938559.png - (11.57KB , 474x521 , 33.png )
51574

>>50417
>"SIR, IF YOU TILT THE HAT A LITTLE IT PUTS A SHADE OVER YOUR EYES."
>>
No. 51577 ID: 1689ab

Yeah, but the shadow is hardly bad ass...

Hrmmm... don't suppose you have any magical hats? Or super high tech laser death hats? Maybe we need to look into something a bit less small time.
>>
No. 51582 ID: 40dc56
File 125399039936.png - (10.54KB , 474x521 , 34.png )
51582

>>51577

>"I'M SORRY SIR BUT NORMALLY WE JUST HAVE A STOCK OF ORDINARY HATS, HOWEVER IF THE MASTER GIVES US A SPECIAL REQUEST WE'LL WORK ON IT."
>>
No. 51599 ID: f4963f

>>51582
Git Rad to give us BIGGER HAT, damnit.

BIGGER HAT is our top priority.

Why do we not have BIG HAT yet?
>>
No. 51621 ID: 1fb242

"Look... here's the thing... we kinda need it to be a surprise... we're planning something special for Master Cam <3 and we really need just the right hat to pull it off~."
>>
No. 51637 ID: 40dc56
File 125399255335.png - (9.44KB , 474x521 , 35.png )
51637

>>51621

>"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SIR, I DON'T MAKE THE HATS, ANOTHER ROBOT DOES AND HE'S INCREDIBLY LOYAL TO THE MASTER, HE WILL ONLY TAKE REQUESTS DIRECTLY FROM HIM."
>>
No. 51639 ID: f4963f

>>51637
Alright then. We must go on a QUEST to find THE ULTIMATE HABERDASHER.

Thank the robot for its help thusfar.
>>
No. 51660 ID: 40dc56
File 125399375026.png - (10.99KB , 474x521 , 36.png )
51660

>>51639
You thank the robot

>"YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME SIR, HAVE A GOOD DAY."

where too now?
>>
No. 51679 ID: 1fb242

Lets head to the weaponry hall. There we'll load up on kickass shit before we go tangle with the dangerous monster room.

which is obviously where the ULTIMATE HABERDASHER is being held
>>
No. 51708 ID: d1210a

>>51660
WE NEED OUR SUIT

GET THAT SHIT FIRST
>>
No. 51742 ID: 40dc56
File 125399723375.png - (9.81KB , 445x326 , 37.png )
51742

>>51708
You go back to the master bedroom and put on your suit, it smells dirty but oh well.
>>51679
You enter the WEAPONRY HALL. You see glass casings with all kinds of weapons from all kinds of eras in them, I figure stands behind a desk at the very end.

>"HELLO SIR WHAAAAAT CAAAAAN I GET Y-YOU"
>>
No. 51743 ID: f4963f

>>51742
Tommygun. Perfect mix of CLASSY and KICKASS.
>>
No. 51750 ID: d1210a

>>51743
Shotgun tommygun, the AA-12.

Can even load in grenade rounds, still tommy gun firing rate.
>>
No. 51756 ID: d1210a

This thing is what I am talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c

The wanton destruction is PERFECT for us.
>>
No. 51757 ID: 43d730

>>51743
Tommyguns that pull the Mask-style foldout trick.
>>
No. 51763 ID: c80cec

The wanton destruction quality in a weapon is kind of a moot-point because we have the energy-buster embedded in our arm. That is why I suggest something a little more subtle; HK Mk23 with threaded barrel, suppressor, and night-sights. Any suppressed, automatic handgun works really, I just like that one.
>>
No. 51784 ID: 40dc56
File 12540000475.png - (16.49KB , 541x582 , 38.png )
51784

>>51743
>>51757
>"AAAH OH I S-SEE I AAAAAM DEAAALING WITH AAA MAAAAN WHO HAAAAS TAAAASTE. WHAAAAT KIND OF ROUNDS D-DO YOU WAAANT, SIR?"
>>
No. 51786 ID: 43d730

>>51784
Swords.
It must shoot swords.
>>
No. 51789 ID: 6faa8c

>>51784
I want a whole bunch of special bullets that do crazy things.
>>
No. 51791 ID: d1210a

>>51789
XOM bullets?
>>
No. 51867 ID: f4963f

>>51784
Armour-piercing softpoint grenade rounds.

I don't care if those features are contradictory. MAKE IT SO.
>>
No. 51871 ID: 1689ab

>>51784
The best fucking kind you got.
>>
No. 52041 ID: 632862

>>51784
Antimagic rounds.
>>
No. 52306 ID: 40dc56
File 125407036552.png - (19.30KB , 541x582 , 39.png )
52306

>>51789

>"OOOOHH I SEE, SIR. HERE IS YOUR WEAAAAPON, P-PLEAAASE ENJOY IT."

>TOMMYGUN with NORMAL ROUNDS added to inventory
>AMMUNITION BAG added to inventory
>TASER ROUNDS (dark yellow)added to ammunition bag
>SHOTGUN ROUNDS (light gray) added to ammunition bag
>GRENADE ROUNDS (green) added to ammunition bag
>INCENDIARY ROUNDS (red) added to ammunition bag


Next destination?
>>
No. 52323 ID: f39593

>>52306
Genetics Center
>>
No. 52397 ID: 40dc56
File 125407707498.png - (11.22KB , 485x452 , 40.png )
52397

>>52323
You arrive upon the genetics center, you here the bloop of liquid in the containers and the beeps of buttons and the like going off, there are a lot of tubes and metal around.
>>
No. 52398 ID: 632862

>>52397
Boooooring. Leave. Check out the Room of Daw.
>>
No. 52525 ID: 1689ab

Push button.
Recieve Bacon.


Also, inspect the tubes and the buttons
>>
No. 52591 ID: 7eda8b

See if you can figure out how to grow a person or creature.
>>
No. 52610 ID: 1689ab

Spit in one of the vats. See what happens.
>>
No. 52700 ID: 40dc56
File 12540921002.png - (14.10KB , 555x551 , 42.png )
52700

>>52610
You can't reach the top of the vats to spit in them.
>>52525
Pushing the buttons makes more bubbles come up from the bottom of the tank, after walking around the room you stumble upon a tank with something in it.
>>
No. 52704 ID: f39593

>>52700
"...Hi?"
>>
No. 52737 ID: 40dc56
File 125409479072.png - (14.19KB , 555x551 , 42.png )
52737

>>52704
It opens its eyes.

>"Hm?..Oh! Hello!"

It sounds like a normal human being, male.
>>
No. 52738 ID: c80cec

Say, "hello" and ask why he is in there.
>>
No. 52745 ID: 782100

>>52737
Do not let this man out. He is the most dangerous creature alive.
>>
No. 52754 ID: 40dc56
File 125409651862.png - (14.01KB , 555x551 , 43.png )
52754

>>52738

>"I live here! What's your name? My name is project 0-13 Class 2A, but the master calls me Aaron. I don't see visitors here in almost ever."
>>
No. 53030 ID: fb5d8e

"Can i see your wiener please"
>>
No. 53037 ID: 40dc56
File 125416404965.png - (13.69KB , 555x551 , 44.png )
53037

>>53030

>"No that's a strange thing to ask."
>>
No. 53038 ID: 9e9b47

>>53037

"Fair's fair, I'll show you mine first."
>>
No. 53040 ID: fb5d8e
File 125416417589.png - (4.27KB , 541x582 , nyoron.png )
53040

>>53037
>"Nyoro~n"
>>
No. 53042 ID: 7eda8b

"So what's your purpose?"
>>
No. 53066 ID: 40dc56
File 125416543821.png - (14.65KB , 555x551 , 45.png )
53066

>>53042
>"I'm a failed experiment like all the others. Master put the DNA of every animal in me trying to give me shape shifting powers but it only works in my right arm, see?"
>>
No. 53081 ID: f78140

>>53066
"have you tried shapeshifting your right arm into your entire body, and having your entire body shapeshift from there?"
>>
No. 53146 ID: 4553b2

>>53081
This makes no sense at all.

Ask him.
>>
No. 53231 ID: 4f3277

Yeah, seriously Aaron, you arent to smart if you didnt think of that before. Geeze.
>>
No. 53296 ID: 40dc56
File 125418791396.png - (14.43KB , 555x551 , 46.png )
53296

>>53081
>>53146
>>53231

>"I tried it before but I couldn't get it to work. I can do this though!"

His crab claw slowly morphs into a squid tentacle.

>"Pretty cool huh?"
>>
No. 53300 ID: cd08c0

>>53296
Not really no.
>>
No. 53301 ID: 40dc56
File 125418889434.png - (15.92KB , 555x551 , 47.png )
53301

>>53300

>"How about now? Rhino head?"
>>
No. 53303 ID: f78140

>>53301
well, if you don't need mass, and you don't need it to be an arm, the morph your arm into a clone of you, connected by your arm via pinky, and then it's other arm as some sort of claw, and lop off it's connection to you. then morph your wound into not a wound.
>>
No. 53305 ID: 476456

"Ok i'll admit, rhino hand is pretty boss"
>>
No. 53306 ID: 40dc56
File 125418921822.png - (15.88KB , 555x551 , 48.png )
53306

>>53303

>"Well that's the thing, I can only do parts of an animal at a time, I haven't developed enough yet to do complicated stuff like that. Maybe some of the other projects that have developed more can do neater things."
>>
No. 53307 ID: 476456

"Ok i'll admit, rhino hand is pretty boss"
>>
No. 53309 ID: 6faa8c

>>53306
Pistol Shrimp claw.
PISTOL.
SHRIMP.
CLAW.
>>
No. 53313 ID: 3741ea

So wait... you just kinda live in the tank? Isnt that a little cruel of Sexy Master Cam?
or is he... oh... I'm sorry I didnt realize you two were into that sort of thing.
>>
No. 53329 ID: 40dc56
File 125419048481.png - (14.92KB , 555x551 , 49.png )
53329

>>53313
>>53309

>"Well he keeps me in here for a reason though."

>"Bang."
>>
No. 53330 ID: 40dc56
File 125419053415.png - (19.00KB , 555x551 , 50.png )
53330

>>53329

>FWOOOOM
>KRRSSSHHHHHHHH
>>
No. 53332 ID: 43d730

>>53330
FFFFFFFFFFFF RETRIEVE HAT
>>
No. 53334 ID: f39593

>>53330
Give up, he's obviously too awesome. Looks like we're going to be his bitch.
>>
No. 53341 ID: fb5d8e

can you morph it into a bull's dick
>>
No. 53352 ID: 632862

>>53330
Well at least he can't use the claw out of water. It'll just make an annoying noise and a bit of wind, instead of a short-range shockwave.
>>
No. 53357 ID: 40dc56
File 125419226359.png - (45.07KB , 791x1093 , 51.png )
53357

>>53332

>"By the way, love the hat."
>>
No. 53358 ID: c80cec

>>53357
Unload that tommygun into him. Nobody touches our hat. Nobody.
>>
No. 53359 ID: 7eda8b

Kick him in the dick.
>>
No. 53360 ID: 45afb1

I have a solution!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOKiyn5ALmc
>>
No. 53363 ID: 1689ab

>>53357
Thanks. It matches my gun. BANG.
>>
No. 53364 ID: 40dc56
File 125419346838.png - (13.93KB , 555x551 , 52.png )
53364

>>53358

You equip your TOMMYGUN.

You get ready to unload into Aaron but when you stand up to get ready to shoot he vanished.

>"Hahaha, this is fun. I finally get someone to play with before the others hahaha."
>>
No. 53365 ID: 43d730

>>53364
Short bursts, careful around the tanks.
>>
No. 53367 ID: 1689ab

Run full scans of the room. He's got to be in here somewhere. Check the ceiling. Taser rounds, we want this fucker alive.
>>
No. 53368 ID: 4ee27c

>>53364
Finally the knowledge I've gained playing F.E.A.R. comes in handy. Shoot the wall in bursts to kick up clouds of dust, then watch for movement through the smoke.

Unless he just moved and isn't cloaked. In which case I've got nothing.
>>
No. 53369 ID: 40dc56
File 12541940327.png - (13.89KB , 555x551 , 53.png )
53369

Right when this quest was getting not gay too.
>>
No. 53400 ID: ed8d8a

>>53369
man, we can't let him get away with our hat. we spent literally MINUTES of effort getting it, and in the half hour we have had it, it has grown irreplaceably ours...
[/sarcasm]
This is a lousy reason for a fight. Lets just fight him 'cause we are bored and haven't indulged the homicidal voices lately.
>>
No. 53423 ID: 9e9b47

>>53369

Say "Actually, why are we fighting? Have the hat. I can get another. Wanna go and make a cake?"
>>
No. 53507 ID: cd08c0

>>53369
Even if we can't get an exact duplicate, we can get almost any hat we want. He can have the damn hat if he wants it. We have more rooms to check out.
You know what, on second thought, the butthat is kindof growing on me. Let's go get a replacement.

Ask Aaron if he wants to come with us. He can be our sidekick/drinking buddy. There will surely be no repercussions.
>>
No. 53751 ID: 40dc56
File 125426841596.png - (19.83KB , 555x551 , 54.png )
53751

You scan the room infront of you, and load your TOMMYGUN with TASER ROUNDS.

No sign of Aaron.

You hear something behind you.
>>
No. 53752 ID: 1689ab

Turn, duck, shoot, weave.
>>
No. 53781 ID: f39593

Submit! Theres no hope!!!
>>
No. 53789 ID: 7eda8b

Leap forwards, tumble, come up firing.
>>
No. 53797 ID: bffa2a

Say "Crickey!" and start pestering the crocodile like nobodys business.
>>
No. 53799 ID: 45afb1

>>53797
Then meet a tragically ironic death by stingray.
>>
No. 54482 ID: 40dc56
File 125435080980.png - (12.86KB , 555x551 , 55.png )
54482

>>53797
You turn around and say crickey
>>
No. 54484 ID: 40dc56
File 125435089737.png - (12.85KB , 555x551 , 56.png )
54484

>>54482
You feel something pierce through you.
>>
No. 54487 ID: f21281

>>54484
Phew...good thing we're indestructible!
>>
No. 54494 ID: 632862

Yeah, we're not. Cam made us similar to human biology.

Well, hopefully he can repair us.
>>
No. 54495 ID: 632862

>>54484
Oh uh... shoot him. A lot.
>>
No. 54496 ID: f21281
File 12543513822.jpg - (46.20KB , 210x210 , francis.jpg )
54496

>>54494
>>
No. 54497 ID: dab28e

I'd say shooting taser rounds when his arm is touching us is a bad idea. Time to smack him with the gun's butt instead!
>>
No. 54516 ID: 40dc56
File 12543521369.png - (15.39KB , 555x551 , 57.png )
54516

Aaron moves quicker.
>>
No. 54517 ID: 40dc56
File 125435224835.png - (7.17KB , 555x551 , 58.png )
54517

>>54516

>CHAPTER 3 END
>GAR POINTS: 40
>GIRLY POINTS: 10
>SECRETS FOUND: 1/10
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No. 54524 ID: 632862

Damn it!

How'd he even do that? What kind of animal could he have used to cut *upwards*?
>>
No. 54531 ID: 6508df

choo choo! All aboard the train!
>>
No. 54593 ID: 64d98f

>>54524
Uh, it turned into a drill, then a blade. His arm can change.
>>
No. 54595 ID: 769f10

>>54593
He can only shapeshift into animals, moron.
>>
No. 54597 ID: 27fd4d

>>54595
No need for demeaning comments
>>
No. 54598 ID: 64d98f

u mad
>>
No. 54603 ID: f39593

Stingray, then swordfish.
>>
No. 54606 ID: 40dc56

>>54531
u wanna argue about this
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