BAWWW

Suggestion 2009/09/17(Thu)20:24 No. 46165 ID: 64f8ae
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rolled 4 = 4

Our gender will be determined by the Gods.

BAWWW

;_;

We are woman, hear us Bawww

Suggestion 2009/09/17(Thu)20:34 No. 46174 ID: 64f8ae
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Choose the instrument we shall use to play the song of our people.
>strings
>brass
>woodwinds
>keyboard
>drum

>>46174
DOOBIE

KEYBOARD FUCK YES 80'S DOOBIE

>>46174

Strings.

Strings!

Keyboard keyboard keyboard!

>>46174
Oh man.
Keyboard.
Superdefinately keyboard.

>>46174
Strings :V

Keyboard.

>>46174
Strings, baby.

>>46174
keyboard

Keyboard!

Strings up in this motherfucker.

>>46174
Keyboard

Keyboard!

Keytar

Keytarboard!

>>46174
I don't see an accordion there, mister.

Suggestion 2009/09/17(Thu)20:49 No. 46203 ID: 64f8ae
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He's well practiced on the keyboard!

>>46203
FUCK YES KEYBOARD

>>46203
My word. It is glorious.

I regret ever haven chosen strings.

Suggestion 2009/09/17(Thu)20:50 No. 46206 ID: 64f8ae
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Now shall we do the punk, the classical, the mullet, the short, the 'fro, or the metal hair?

>>46206
FRO BABY

oh wow.
Metal.
You can't kill The Metal.

CLASSICAL!

>>46206
Classical.

Amadoobus Mozart.

>>46206
Fro.
We shall be SWAMPY DOOBIEPATRA

Classical :V

>>46206
Classical.

Classical

>>46206
Metal fo sho.

I cant vote against classical, i just cant.

>>46206
FRO

He's playing keyboard so it's gotta be classical.

Business in the front,
PARTY IN THE BACK
Business in the front,
PARTY IN THE BACK
Business in the front,
PARTY IN THE BACK

Can we have a metal fro?

CLASSICAL

Suggestion 2009/09/17(Thu)21:15 No. 46248 ID: 64f8ae
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MY NAME IS AMADOOBUS AND I AM GOING TO RECLAIM THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!!!

What have you done?

WHAT HAVE YOU DOOONNNEEEEEE?!?!

>>46248
FUCK YES.

THIS. THIS.
SO. FUCKING. YES.

Spoiler: It's the same note played over and over again

>>46248
Holy shit!

...now play "Take on Me"!

Hope 2009/09/17(Thu)21:20 No. 46254 ID: 476456
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OH MY GAAAAAH~

So we have the Medic <Emma>, the warrior, <Cyborg-Sergal>, and now, the Bard <Amadoobus>.

Let's get going, Wolfgang.

Suggestion 2009/09/17(Thu)21:39 No. 46269 ID: 64f8ae
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My journey starts in the mystical Valley of the Doobies! I must first make my way down Mt. Klifblil, then on to each of the regions where I shall reclaim a part of the Song of My People!

>>46269

Let's go down the river!

>>46269
Surf your keyboard down the river while playing a solo.

>>46269
What are these BEHEMOTHS?

Make for Cobliz's BEHEMOTH.
>>46271
>>46287
By way of the river. <3

Let's go to Cobliz's behemoth! Get some Shadow of the Colossus shit going.

Suggestion 2009/09/17(Thu)22:15 No. 46309 ID: 64f8ae
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I have my Keyboad with me, and I shall start my journey in the morning!

What kind of things should I get from the village?

I shall prove myself to fair Ladoobra once my journey is complete!

Food. Water. A mirror so you can see what's to your right side. An umbrella.

>>46313
Also rope.
ALWAYS ROPE.

>>46313
Seconding the umbrella. It is clearly the most optimal weapon.

>>46322
MMMM, if you get rope, you should also get lamp oil, and bombs!

>>46475
A DOOBIE WITH BOMBS.
I can see nothing wrong with this scenario.

...

Include BOMBS.

Wait, you can't store items in that hair of yours? It's a stealthy approach.

We need some brass knuckles.

keep another doobie in your inventory. make sure that one also keeps a doobie in their inventory. that way, you won't be lonely on your journey, and neither will they.

>>46619
FRACTAL DOOBIE

Suggestion 2009/09/18(Fri)18:04 No. 46764 ID: 64f8ae
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All of my friends and family are here to see me off! They've brought me some gifts, but I can't take everything!

>>46764
WHAT GIFTS DO THEY BRING?

>>46764
WHAT GIFTS DO THEY BRING?

Suggestion 2009/09/18(Fri)18:07 No. 46768 ID: 64f8ae
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Let's see, there's some bombs, a mirror, an umbrella, some rope, lamp oil, bread, waterskin, a doobie doll, and brass knuckles

All three bombs and the umbrella, definitely.

>>46768
Umbrella in right hand!
Bomb in the pocket!
Mirror in other pocket!
No hair inventory slot? I AM DISAPPOINT. But a bomb in your hair anyway, just to spite your own inventory system.

And then I guess bread so you don't starve or something.

Take the umbrella, the mirror, two bombs, and the brass knuckles.

We can just rely on our superior water retention abilities for water, along with the river, and we can just play music for food.

Lamp oil? You don't even have a lamp!
Umbrella in one hand.
Rope in the other (to prevent the umbrella from escaping, of course)
Mirror in back pocket
Brass knuckles and doobie doll in left pocket (so you'll have someone armed to help you if you need it. I'm sure non-doobies wont be able to tell its a doll)
Finally Put some bread in right pocket (so you can leave yourself a breadcrumb trail to not get lost)

Seriously, bombs? We don't even have two sticks to rub together to light them. duh.

You could probably put brass knuckles on your right hand and still use an umbrella in the same hand. We'd be double equipped. (Of course, I dunno if the brass knuckles would slip off.)

>>46162
Alright here's what you do.
Tie the rope around your waist and hook the umbrella on it.
Store food and water in pockets.
Store a bomb in one other pocket
And hide a bomb in your fabulous hair.

...or you could just ask for a backpack.

Top pocket bomb, mirror in hair, bread right pocket, waterskin left. Umbrella left hand, brass knuckles right. Fuck yes.

Suggestion 2009/09/18(Fri)19:48 No. 46847 ID: 64f8ae
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Ok let's see here...
>>46780
I can't do that, it's too awkward.
>>46783

Nobody has a backpack!

Lets punch a tree. THE TREE IS INSULTING YOUR PEOPLE, ANNIHILATE THE TREE WITH YOUR MIGHTY BRASS BAL... KNUCKLES!

>>46847
Wait a minute, your hair is HUGE.

How can you not hide more than one bomb in it? You could hide your own head in that hair!

And bread in the free hand for now, might as well.

Take the doll. You'll get so lonely otherwise...

>>46847

You probably can put the smaller items like the doll and such in the closed umburella.

>>46847
This is good.
Hair inventory slot fills me with joy.
GO FORTH YOUNG AMADOOBIUS.

We need a bomb in the other hand.

Suggestion 2009/09/18(Fri)20:39 No. 46883 ID: 64f8ae
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I climb forth from the valley into the snowy peak of the mountain. I can see a few features from here, there is a forest and a river. Where should I head?

>>46848
No way! I could mess up my hand and would not be able to play!

>>46883
Go towards the smoke ... stuff. Thing. Clearing.

>>46883
GO TO THE CLEARING AND SING THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE.

Go for the smoke. They shall hear your song.

Maybe you should put the Knuckles on the hand that you DO NOT play with...

>>46883
>not be able to play

It's a one-note keyboard you drooling useless freak of nature.

A two year old could play it with his forehead.

>>46925
>A two year old could play it with his forehead.
That's because they're inferior two year olds with inferior conceptions of music. A true, doobie-level mastery of music requires the full use of one's hand.

And look how much more elegant our keyboard is! Inferior races make theirs so needlessly complex! We've trimmed it down to the most necessary elements. It's no wonder they cannot grasp Doobian engineering.

>>46930
FUCK YES NOW YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A DOOBIE

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)21:02 No. 47638 ID: 950eaa
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It appears to be some kind of quaint cottage built into a hill! What should I look at first?

>>46925
Why, I never!

>>47638
Knock on the door and introduce yourself as Amadoobius. With dramatic flair, as appropriate.

>>47638
inspect doobie mobile within garage

DOOR ON THE LEFT. The right door looks angry.

>>47638
Comandeer the doobiemobile for the greater doobieness.

>>47638
Be wary of rings with elvish script engraved upon them, and old men in gray robes.

knock on the door.

Left door first

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)21:57 No. 47671 ID: 950eaa
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There's a horrible ringing in my ears for a second, then it goes away.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)22:03 No. 47676 ID: 950eaa
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The door swings open before I can knock on it... odd.

>>47676
SING THEM THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE.

>>47676

Let's head inside. Say a nice big hello to everyone inside, and offer them to taste the sweet wine that is your people's music.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)22:11 No. 47681 ID: 950eaa
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"I've paid my dues, you miserable verminous creature, now back the fuck off or you're my next me- Wait what the hell are you?!"

It appears to be pointing a weapon in my face.

>>47681
I'M HERE TO SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

>>47681
Is that a mind flayer ...?

Greet it in a friendly tone! Offer to sing it the song of your people.

SONG. OF. YOUR. PEOPLE.

Step away slowly.

Many creatures are shocked by the Perfection that is a Doobie.

And almost all lesser creatures HATE being told they are such.

>>47681

I'm a doobie! My name's Amadoobus. Who are you?

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)22:35 No. 47693 ID: 950eaa
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I introduce myself and offer to play him the song of my people (what little of it I know)

"what the fuck, no, go away, I have a hangover. Where do you come from you misbegotten collection of peices, and why can't I read you? Why are both of your eyes on the side of your head, did you come out of some experimental facility or something? What the hell are they doing down there? "

>>47693
BUT WITHOUT THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE HOW WILL YOU SAVE THE PRINCESS!?

>>47693
My, what an inquisitive creature! Clearly it seeks knowledge of your great doobian culture. Answer its questions, that it may be enlightened!

>>47693
>Why are both of your eyes on the side of your head

say "Why aren't yours?

he is obviously in a FUNK. ONLY YOUR SONG CAN RAISE HIS SPIRITS!

>>47693

Say "I'm a doobie!" to answer his questions. Ask him what he thought you were!

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)22:43 No. 47703 ID: 950eaa
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>>47699
Why I'm a Doobie, of course! From Doobie Valley!

"what the fuck are you going on about? That sounds ridiculous. You LOOK ridiculous."

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)22:44 No. 47704 ID: b94893
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>>47699

>>47703
Ask him if he knows where you can find the parts to the SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE.

Offer to play him what you do know of it~

"RIDICULOUS, EH? THEN HOW ABOUT THIS!"
Begin to PLAY HIM SOME ROCKIN' TUNES!

>>47705
Seconding this, and also ask him why his eyes are not on the side of his head. Is he still a child?

>>47708
good point, clearly this is a fledgling. Ask to speak to one of his parents

Tell him that's alright, he looks ridiculous too. If he wants you'll share your bread and water with him though, while you show him the song of your people!

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)22:53 No. 47716 ID: 950eaa
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LET ME SING YOU

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)23:01 No. 47730 ID: 950eaa
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THE SONG

>>47730
...of his people?

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)23:13 No. 47736 ID: 950eaa
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OF
MY
PEOPLE!!!!

(final update for tonight.)

Mind Flayer: Say "Jesus Christ!"

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)12:26 No. 47961 ID: 950eaa
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"My headache is gone, what did you do?"

I tell him thus is the power of Doobie song. Should I ask any questions or go on my way?

>>47961
Bow, and say "You're welcome for the performance."

Then, ask if he would like to assist you on your journey to recover the remnants of the Song of the Doobies. You have but a fraction of its might so far.

>>47961
... ask if he has a backpack. For MORE STORAGE.

We will burdon our inventory unnecessarily!

Groove on out.

>>47964
ask him if he has any information on the location of the rest of your song, or if he would be willing to loan you the use of his doobie-mobile

That isn't a mind flayer,

Its a bloodsucker

>>47961
Tell him THAT WAS BUT A FRACTION OF THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE, I AM ON A QUEST TO RECOVER THE REST OF THE SONG SO THAT I MAY BLESS THE EARS OF INFERIOR RACES LIKE YOURSELF WITH THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

Ask him what he thought you were

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)12:40 No. 47991 ID: 950eaa
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The creature regains its composure and speaks again:
"I am going to make another run tomorrow, if you want to wait till then. I don't know anything about a song, though. Where are you headed? I suppose you could ask the vermin, but they probably won't tell you anything. Of course, there are ways of making them talk.. "

Tell him you have journeyed from far(ish) away and are unfamiliar with the nature and customs of this land. Inquire as to the nature of these vermin.

>>47991
Ask about these 'vermin.' After all, as a magnificent doobie, it is your responsibility to bring enlightenment to the lesser creatures, so it is imperative that you know as much about them as you can that you may best enlighten them.

Also you probably do want to accept his offer about joining him for a run.

>>47991

Are you also going to reclaim the song of your people?

>>47991
The vermin sound friendly.
We'll use our superior charisma to make em talk.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)13:11 No. 48015 ID: 950eaa
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he says: "They're stupid worthless little creatures, but they are in control of everything. They just have the numbers, guns and the infrastructure.
They rove around in those mobile fortresses doing who knows what. They've installed leaders everywhere and have so much control of the economy and society, so if anyone were to somehow overthrow everything the whole world would end up worse than it is now. I just make my living providing them with workers
>>48003
No, I don't need to sing to psychically attack."
I'm not here to bring enlightenment, I'm here to reclaim what is ours.

>>48015
Hmm. These creatures are likely hoarding the song of the doobies for themselves. This can not stand.

Ask him his name, for he seems legit. Then ask him if he'd like to accompany you in reclaiming your song. You get the feeling your goals will likely cross paths.

Boldlings...

>>48015

That's bad! I hope they don't get in the way of my mission. Yeah I'll come with you on your run tomorrow my friend! What's your name anyhow?

Say you will venture with him, unless something dire arises.

Explore the area in the meantime.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)16:54 No. 48275 ID: 950eaa
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"My name is Texacalsaserinzalizen. Tomorrow I'm going to start another run down to the wastes, where are you headed? You can ride with me if you want to. "

>>48275
BLASTED INFERIOR NAME.
His new name is Texy. Tell him that.
Yes, we would love to come.

>>48275
I would be honored to accompany you, Texy.

>>48275
I would be honored to accompany you, Texy.

>>48275
I would be honored to accompany you, Texy.

>>48275
You need to find the remainder of the song. Looking through ancient ruins seems as good a start as any.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)17:17 No. 48300 ID: 950eaa
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Should I check out anything else today or wait until tomorrow?

Why do you look so angry all the time?

>>48300
Ask Texy if he has a backpack you could borrow.

Crouch with your blind side facing a wall until tomorrow.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)17:29 No. 48310 ID: 950eaa
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He doesn't have a backpack. He says I can sleep on his couch.

>>48310
WE WILL SLEEP ON THE COUCH AND DREAM THE DREAMS OF OUR PEOPLE.

What's in that other door thingy you got there? Is that where you keep your instruments? I mean you must make wonderful music..

Its a good idea to be nice to guests.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)18:07 No. 48335 ID: 950eaa
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He says to get in his vehicle, we are going to go get some cattle from a nearby village.

Sing "Cowboy Cthulhu! Cowboy Cthulhu! I'll come a Cowboy Cthulhuin with you!"

>>48335
Well get in, Amadoobus.

This looks like the beginnings of a truly magnificent adventure.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)18:40 No. 48357 ID: 950eaa
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We get in his vechicle and leave, heading down the road

>>48357
"It's 100 miles to Doobieville, we've got a full tank of gas, you can eat people's minds and I'm a living jukebox. Let's do this."

As you roll, play the theme to Rawhide except with every note as just the same note.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)19:10 No. 48392 ID: 950eaa
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We stop outside a villiage, and he asks me to see how many cattle I can round up. He says it will be easier if they can't see the truck. What should I try?

>>48392
LURE THEM TO YOU WITH THE MELODIOUS ALLURE OF THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE!

Introduce yourself, bow, and claim to be leading them to a land of wonder. Start playing your instrument and dancing, then dance out of town, leading them into the trap your compatriot has prepared.

>>48392
Get on the other side of the town.
Begin playing.
Slowly walk through all the houses.

Also consider making a new song later I mean your adventures will make for a wonderful song.

>>48394
This one.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)18:58 No. 49103 ID: 950eaa
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OK, they're following me, but how do I get them in then truck without going in myself? There don't really look like cattle, they look more like a primitive people. They live in little houses and everything. Maybe somebody made the houses for them?

>>49103
Duh. Cattle houses. So the rain doesnt get them. Just walk over them to get out of the truck. Simple as that.

>>49103
Nah, Cthulhu over there just means they're too stupid to have rights and that he's going to eat their souls.

Doesn't that sound good, delicious souls?

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)19:16 No. 49116 ID: 950eaa
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>>49105
I don't think that will work, I can't exactly step that high.

>>49106

That's nonsense! That's not even his name, and he's a nice enough guy.

I need some ideas, my song is running out of time.

>>49116

Throw bread in truck, watch hungry unfortunates pile in.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)20:28 No. 49147 ID: 950eaa
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I toss the bread into the truck, My aim is true and I toss it far to the back! They should follow it in any second now!

>>49147
Move out of the way.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)20:38 No. 49149 ID: 950eaa
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... Any.. time.. now.. .

It appears that plan was less than satisfactory.

Retrieve your bread and try a second time.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)20:45 No. 49152 ID: 950eaa
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>>49151
Insanity is performing the same thing repeatedly and thinking you will get different results. Texy tells me that the plan almost worked, but now we will have to do it the "old fashioned" way. He gives me a weapon and tells me to "flush them out"

Can you intentionally play your instrument in a way intensely offensive to lesser beings? This may work better than a weapon.

If they respond by turning violence on you, THEN use your weapon.

Walk in and punch a goblin in the face to establish dominance. Say "don't make me play the song of my people again!"

Can we see your weapon?

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)21:14 No. 49165 ID: 950eaa
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>>49153
Surely it would work great for chasing them even farther away, but I'm afraid I can only produce dulcet tones on my instrument.
>>49154
I suppose I could bluff being able to play it more than once per day, but I can't even find one to punch in the face!
>>49155
It's the same as the one he had earlier.


Now, where should I go check for them? The village has six houses, there's a well, a logged area, a clearing, a cave, a grassy area, and a fire pit.

Check the cave. (that's area 11, right?) It's the natural hidey hole.

>>49165
Try area 8. It looks like it has a lot of spots for things to hide.

>>49165
Is Tex working with us? Can he check a different area from us? If so, let's just work in order. Amadoobus to #1, Texy to #2.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)21:45 No. 49171 ID: 950eaa
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>>49168
He's got to stay with me and catch them
>>49166
I suppose here is as good as anywhere, then, but Texy says he doesn't sense anything nearby.

Run to the nearest hut (4)

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)22:05 No. 49177 ID: 950eaa
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>>49175
I chase one of them out, and there's a brief ringing in my ears, it falls over. Kind of small, though. Must be immature.

Nonchalantly ask "Are these for eating, or something else?"

Huts seem to be a good bet. I vote area 3 next.

>>49177
Continue with the huts.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)22:37 No. 49186 ID: 950eaa
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>>49178
This one yells at me to spare its something before it's quickly knocked unconscious. It appears to be a gravid female! Two for one!

Check the fire pit. (12) They'd never think we'd think to check that!

Just throwing this out there, but eating sentient (if not primitive) creatures or otherwise enslaving them isn't very cool. Granted, you're a Doobie and a Mindflayer, so it's not like you give a damn.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)22:57 No. 49190 ID: 950eaa
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>>49187
Ha! What do you know? There was one hiding in there after all!

>>49190

I say we head to the well next. 2.

Try area Seven.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:10 No. 49195 ID: 950eaa
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Hmm, nothing at the well...

((Shot trip won the dice off in IRC, in the future roll a d6 with your post in case more than one person suggests))

Area 2 then.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:22 No. 49201 ID: 950eaa
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Nothing here either...

Let's try area 9. Suspicious dudes escapin' into the forest

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:29 No. 49203 ID: 950eaa
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>>49202
Nothing here but a bucket with a hole in it and an incredibly foul smelling hole.

Section 10.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:35 No. 49207 ID: 950eaa
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looks like none of them snuck back here, either.. Texy is getting visibly agitated.

4! Let's try a hut again.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:41 No. 49211 ID: 950eaa
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>>49210
Nothing here, again! They must all be getting away while we run around after them!

>>49211

1.

Suggestion 2009/09/21(Mon)23:46 No. 49214 ID: 950eaa
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Well, it looks like we've gotten three of them. Texy is less than amused.

They're running through the grass probably. Check (11)

That sucks. Now what?

They're clearly all hiding in the truck, invisibly. Think about it. what better place to hide?

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)10:13 No. 49239 ID: 950eaa
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Well we can't seem to round up any more of them. Texy gives me this as thanks and tells me to wait here for a bit.

>>49238
Cool lighter bro

>>49239
Is it a lighter? Sure looks like it.
Try to open the top. Also ask Texacalsaserinzalizen for a stogie when he comes back.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)10:40 No. 49245 ID: 950eaa
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It makes a little flame. Anything else I should do while I'm waiting?

Keep it away from your hair.

I can't think of anything.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)10:54 No. 49250 ID: 950eaa
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Hmm, he's been gone a while. Maybe I should look for something to do.

>>49250
Wait some more.

Hmm... I think you may have been duped, sir Amadoobus. You may have to find your own way onward from here. Can you tell approximately where you are located on your map?

Been ditched.

Think you can walk back?

>>49250
Whatever direction we came from, walk down the other one on that road.
If you see any vehicle driving down the road, stick up your thumb to signal them your superiority.

Let's head out to find the song of our people.

New task: Return to texy. Blow him up with a bomb.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)11:39 No. 49275 ID: 950eaa
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I suppose I'll set out then. It's a bit late though.

>>49275
Maybe you should make camp for the night. But keep going for a little while, a more suitable resting place might show up.

>>49275
it gets pretty cold at night, you should light some of those bushes on fire for warmth. The forest provides for it's chosen people!

Gathering a big pile of stuff to burn away from other stuff to burn is best.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)12:11 No. 49284 ID: 950eaa
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OK, I can camp here, keep going, or go back.

Keep going.

>>49284
Go to that little grove on the right of the path and camp the hell out of it.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)12:32 No. 49293 ID: 950eaa
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>>49285
I am awakened in what I can only assume is the middle of the night by a sharp pain in my throat!

>>49293
Say "Hello"

>>49293
Cautious inspect other end of the primitive greeting apparatus.

>>49293

"Uh, can I help you?"

Also: those moons are totally doing it.

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)12:41 No. 49300 ID: 950eaa
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>>49294
I can't see what's on that side!

>>49297
That's just one moon, it's shaped like a peanut.

A voice says "Alright you monster, you can help us get our friends back or you can die here, what'll it be?"

>>49293
I told you to keep going.

Say hello!

>>49300
what time is it? if it's past midnight, PLAY THEM THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE!

if it isn't and it's still to soon to PLAY THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE, agree to help these unfortunate lesser beings get their friends back. You can always change your mind later

>>49300
"Oh, well I haven't found my song yet so I can't die. I'll help you, but who are you?"

>>49300

"Dyin' is bad. Sure I'll help! My name's Amadoobus! Who are your friends?"

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)13:00 No. 49311 ID: 950eaa
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I tell the creature I will help her friends, but I need to know who they are first!

" You should know them, you helped that slaver steal them away. He's probably bringing them to Riblik Farms to sell or trade." "My name is Dribliza, and I'm watching you.

>>49311
o lawd is she preggers

>>49311

Oh, you're a cattle? Alright, let's go then! Why are you angry anyhow? He says he does that a lot.

"Alright, alright, I'll help you... By the way, do you like music?"

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)13:14 No. 49320 ID: 950eaa
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>>49312
It looks like it, but she moves fast! She can't be!

>>49313
"We are NOT! That horrible Illithid slaver you helped took our families and friends away! They're going to be worked to death in a camp or something!

>>49314
"None of your trickery! We've taken your thing from you! You won't be able to control any more innocent people for your evil deeds!"

>>49320
WHAT OH GOD

Play them the song of your people, belly drum version.

>>49320
Okay okay, help them out if they promise to give you your keyboard back.

Why would he do that... He seemed nice. He said he'd help me find my song... But All rite I'll help you people... Can you get this thingy out of me... It hurts a lot.

>>49320

Look at her blankly for a minute.

"Uh... I don't know what's going on, but let's go help your buddies."

Suggestion 2009/09/22(Tue)13:34 No. 49329 ID: 950eaa
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I agreed to help them, and they vanish into the night, but I still don't get any sleep.