Uh... but ... Eadoo hasn't met any other kobolds lately...?

How many children do you have Shenzi? And if so have they all been possibly murdered or worse in the past few days? There are dark forces at work in the world lately. Some of them would do far worse than steal your body.

It's ok Eadoo we will do everything we can to find out what happened. If you need anything just ask.

Eadoo is hermaphroditic, maybe she's also autogamous?

I think you guys are jumping to premature conclusions. Ones that would only make Eadoo more upset if you bring them up, especially if you're wrong.

...failsafe test is our telepathy would probably sense it if there was another mind here to make contact with.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/09/05(Thu)20:57 No. 539566 ID: b28863
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>>539532
>Try as you may you can't find anything alive, dormant or unformed inside her, aside from a few bugs, it's all Eadoo.

think I'd play the preggers kobold protagonist card twice?

>>539529
Shenzi - can't say I understand her feelings... my mother never cried when she killed my sisters... nor did I when I killed her. Life is a cruel place, crying and hoping for the best wont get you anywhere. *you feel very strong sorrow and misery as she speaks of her mother* You just gotta... be strong.

>>539517
Shenzi - I don't see why...

>>539523
>Shenzi freezes up as you hug her.

Shenzi - eh... c-could you... W-why are you touching me?! We... we aren't friends.

>Shenzi seems rather uncomfortable.

>>539521
>Eadoo squeezes you as hard as she can and cries muffled into your furry chest... she goes on for a while before coming to a halt... still sniffling and tearing up but she's done sobbing... She remains quiet for a time.

Eadoo - I tried to go on... I tried... I wanted to ignore the pain... but... But... they... they wont come back... they're all dead... my mother, my father, brothers, sisters, my mate... my children... all of them... I'm all alone... *sniff* but I have you Gatling... I have you Aaahh ouch... mmnn...

>>539529
>If you need anything just ask.

Eadoo - N...no... it's okay... it's my breasts... they're full... it's what reminded me... of my b-ba *Eadoo looks like she's gonna cry again, but holds back* I'm sorry...

did you love them? Cause as long as you hold on to there memories they'll always be with you in a way. Truth is Eadoo everyone has to die at some point, mountains crumble, seas die up, stars fade, but you shouldn't dwell to much on there passing. I mean if it was one of them who found us and you were to parish with the rest of your family and they were the ones crying right now would you wish for them to be miserable or would you want them to be happy. I'm not saying you should't be sad but you should focus more on the good times you had with them and how you'll always have those memories with you instead of focusing on how they're gone. And who knows what the future will bring, more heartache, all your dreams and goals, both, neither. Whatever it has in store we'll be right by your side... our king's side till the very end.

To Eadoo - It's okay, nobody is going to tell you not to be sad about such a recent tragedy. On a more pragmatic note we need to find someone willing to nurse from you.

To Shenzi - But we could be friends! You're right that life can be cruel and that simply wishing for something better wont change anything. But adding to the cycle of cruelty and hate wont change anything either. We're trying to make something better someplace where tragedies like the one that took away Eadoo's and even your family never have to happen.
And if no one ever cried for you or your sisters then I will. [cry for Shenzi]

>>539531

He's pregnant with Jesus!

>>539576
*Dope slap* (not now, damnit.)
>>539575
He's right too Shenzi! We've always wanted to help, wether it be making friends, redeeming those thought lost to evil. Or giving mercy to those who suffer. We can be friends! We trully want to be friends with you, Shenzi.

we could nurse you. If it wouldn't be too weird, which it would. If not, bacon could. But should we/he drink it or just get rid of it? This is so weird!

>give Shenzi more hugs and a kiss on the forehead, telling her it'll be alright.

Guess this might explain the dream Eadoo had the other night. While I'm pretty sure Bacon would do anything we ask him to, I don't know if it's really vital... (okay this magic knife just googled and apparently not breastfeeding/draining milk gets very painful when you're pregnant.) Well mention this to Eadoo and let her figure it out; but volunteering Shenzi without consulting her is definitely not a good way to convince her we value her as a companion and not just a slave/host.

After that we should muster the troops for inspection and figure out how and where we're going to get more professional medical attention. With breakfast somewhere in there.

Oh and give Bacon a wakeup call if he's still in the tent.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/09/10(Tue)16:28 No. 540161 ID: b28863
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>>539575
Shenzi - why do you want to be my friend! I'm not a friend person! Why would you cry for my sisters? You nev-Why are you crying?! Wha... st-stop it!

>>539602
Shenzi - I don't get it! Why do you want to be my friend?! Why would anybody! I'm a vile cruel murderer! I'm a rapist! I'm not a friend! Wh-why are... are you listening?! I'm going to K-kill you... Why...

>>539609
Shenzi - D-don't... Don't touch me... S-stop touching me!! Stop crying! Stop!

>Shenzi is shaking, she looks confused, almost scared.

Shenzi - just... st-stop it... okay? L-leave me alone! Leave me alone... I'll be nice, if you leave me alone, and stop... stop all this...


>>539649
>>539569
>Eadoo listens to every word, and begins to cry, but not of sadness.

Eadoo - Thank you Gatling... you're the best friend I've ever had... *sniff* I only just met you a few days ago... but... *hugs*

>We'll mention this to Eadoo and let her figure it out

Eadoo - I... I'll be okay... if It gets too much I'll ask... but I don't want to burden anyone...

>Oh and give Bacon a wakeup call if he's still in the tent.

>Bacon is outside cooking what smells rather good.

>Why do you want to be my friend?!
Because they're retroactively trying to justify a terrible enslavement plan with as redemption or salvation.

Well it's more because a cooperative being is far easier to work with. As hard as it is to say this, it is a nice form of manipulation that allows one to control others a bit better.

Or we are sorry for her fate...
And a totally friend person.
Life can be friendly, too!

its our nature, we help and guide. its kinda hard for us to have prolonged contact with someone without trying to make friends.

>>540162
I don't really see how murdering her while she slept or running away only to probably have her eventually hunt us down were better options. It's not like we could have just walked up to her and said "Hey how's things? Let's be friends" either. Honestly this is probably one of the less evil solutions we could have picked. Could have just zombified Shenzi and saved us all this backbiting. :P

<Shenzi> *mental hug and gently tell her* It's okay to cry for your sisters, too Shenzi. Feeling pain isn't the same as weakness. Sounds like you've had as hard a life as anyone, and it's only natural to feel pain. Running away from it will only make you weaker. A strong person acknowledges the pain the world has caused them and overcomes it with the help of their friends. We would like to be someone who can help shoulder your burdens when they're too heavy.

We know it's hard to accept, but this whole thing was the only plan we could think of to get a chance for you and Eadoo to talk, instead of her ending up in your dinner pot~ We don't want to be enemies. We know you're a strong fighter who would be a benefit to any cause, and after talking to you, it seems like many of the things you've done have been as much due the life you had to live as anything. We'd like to offer you another way to make your place in the world. A way that ends with friends at your side and watching your back instead of a path where you constantly have to watch your back for a knife or worry about when the day will come that you finally grow old enough that someone younger and quicker takes away everything you've built. Don't end up like your mother, you have the chance to work with us to build a new kingdom and carve your name in history!

<out of Shenzi's hearing>If Eadoo agrees, perhaps it's soon time to offer Shenzi a choice... offer her her freedom from acting as our host on condition that she either a) works with Eadoo and us as our friend, champion and general of our army (admittedly limited to the gnolls and our own band for now, but we're working on it!) *or* b) agrees to leave us in peace and never seek revenge - and remember that she would be welcome back if she ever changes her mind.

<Eadoo> Hope you're feeling better now Eadoo. We'll always be here when you need us, for anything. So never feel like you're alone against the world.

< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXARdPb4YBs >

Now let's get back to carving out that kingdom!

I think we should be taking a bit of a sterner hand with Shenzi. She's a rapist and murderer after all, but not unredeemable.

Shenzi, you are in chains only because your wounded pride made you seek revenge. Eadoo could have killed you at any time since last night and hasn't, and won't, because she wants to make the world a better place for those marginalized by the current kingdoms, which prominently includes gnolls. You could be the poster girl for this nation. Instead of the marauding gnoll acting on your basest instincts you could show leadership and be a well respected general and leader in Eadoo's nation.

And before you go getting defensive again you need to understand this is real strength. The real strength to overcome your weaknesses, your anger, the past that haunts you. You have physical strength but last night a lone kobold walked amongst your allies and put a knife in you. She could have as easily put it in your neck as your back, and you would have died instead of being chained. Eadoo lacks physical strength, but has strength of character that draws others to her, and an indomitable will.

We are not releasing you, but that may not always be true.

Waitaminute Eadoo, is there something youre not telling us? It seems really unusual for your breasts to be full if you're not with child.

>>540193
her babies just died a few days ago, they havent nursed her tit since the errr event.

Go see Bacon and ask how he slept and what he's cooking.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/09/16(Mon)18:53 No. 540820 ID: bd22c9
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rolled 60 = 60

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>>540170
>>540179
<Shenzi> *mental hug and gently tell her* It's okay to cry for your sisters, too Shenzi. Feeling pain isn't the same as weakness. Sounds like you've had as hard a life as anyone, and it's only natural to feel pain

>Shenzi keep shaking, looking shocked and confused, her eyes closed tightly.

Shenzi - just stop just stop...

>>540222
>you venture out of the tent to see what bacon is up to, you're greeted by Martin swinging his sword and telling a tall tale of sorts. that Banzai happily translates to his men.

Martin - I swung my sword, parrying every blow, one after another. they came in droves, 5 at a time, six at a time, seven, eight even all attack me from all sides, they didn't let up~! With a twist of my wrist and a wave of my hand I spun them all around and caused them to plant their weapons in the partner to their left!! they all fell to the ground dead as dogs~ I took a moment to relish my victory, but during my moment of glory I was struck from behind... My An Evil Wizard~!

Rozalin/Bacon/onion - *gasp!!*

Martin - his dark lightning exploded against my skin but was deflected by a golden barrier, my clothes and even my mail had been charred, melted and vaporized, but my body was safe, thanks to my seal of purity~ Over and over he blasted me with his evil spells, my clothes and gear blowing off piece by piece as I charged towards him~! I plunged my sword into him! As my bellowed blade melted inside him, I stood, bare naked like the day I was born, with only my seal of purity in hand... The entire council cheered and acclaimed my victory, for that was the day I saved the kings life~

>Rozalin, Rolland and even the gnolls are impressed by the tale, though liver seems skeptical.

Bacon - oh Masters! I... I noticed mistress Eadoo was crying this morning so I snuck away. I asked the entire camp if we could at least pretend to get along, in hopes to make you feel better~ Hehee... that Roland and Liver don't seem to care much for each other but ... the rest are trying... And I made ground pork and potatoes~!

Rozalin - You gnolls aren't bad company, why can't we get along?

Banzai - Because your father's father stole our land and pushed our people to the brink of extinction with blades plagues and war.

>A cold glare rolls over Roland and Martin as they begin to draw their blades, Rozalin looks in shock, almost as if she was about to cry...

Banzai - Still that was years ago... My people are being consumed by a monstrous wolf, named vengeance... And if we keep feeding it, we will all die out. Mercenaries, marauder, bandits and thugs... it's no way to live... We've labeled our self's as monsters.

Eadoo - Well that's why I'm here~

>The attention turns to Eadoo

Eadoo - I want to make a place where we can all live in piece, no more war and hate. no monsters. just people... neighbors...

>Eadoo picks up a lute from one of the gnolls bags and sits down strumming a few bars...

Eadoo - Wonder if I gave a home, to the big bad wolf, how would his story go? would he still go huff and puff or would he be a lot less rough and help us with the kingdom that we'll build... would they not get killed? And what if I gave a home to a vampire, how would his story go? would he not see only red? would he crave pigs blood instead? I just got this feeling that it might, workout alright~

Eadoo plays a song describing his ideal kingdom in hopes to move the party to his cause.

>Cha 54 + mag. personality (+10) + watery eyes (+10) = 74

below 07 crit. success
below 30 great success
below 74 success
above 75 failure
above 97 crit. fail

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/09/16(Mon)20:19 No. 540830 ID: bd22c9
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>Eadoo's song goes on filling the morning with a uplifting tune. Though Martin and liver almost found it funny, not taking it seriously at all... Roland stared at Eadoo with growing intrigue. His eyes brimming with curiosity and just a glimmer of what could almost look like hope.

Banzai - that's a lovely song Mistress...

Rozalin - Hehee wouldn't it be great? if your dream could come true there would be no monsters~

Martin - yeah, a real utopia~

Liver - yup, a great little fantasy you've got there~

>The group continues to eat pleasantly trying to get along, though with time the humans and the gnolls find less and less nice things to say to each other...

hey nothing can begin if no one tries to even start it. What you're seeing right now is the first steps towards a dream, some might call the dream childish, foolish, or even a pipe dream. But if we never work towards it then it WILL be nothing more then that. All of you here now are seeing the first steps to making this little pipe dream into a reality. I'm not going to lie and say it will be a perfect paradise for all who live there and I hold no disillusions that building this kingdom will be easy but If your going to set goals for yourself aim high and don't be afraid to overshoot them if you can. And if we pull it off, which I have a good feeling that we will, wouldn't it be just grand to see your people have a home again, to have the other races see you as equals or even there betters? That thought alone makes it all worth it right there.

Nice song eadoo!

<Shenzi> see our dream, we want harmony for all.

eat up and lets go, we have a village to finaly get to. Why were we Going there?

That song was helpful, but it looks like our companions may need a little speech from Eadoo. It's up to her how friendly or stern she wants to be; but we definitely need them to remember that we're all on the same side now. Leave it for right before we embark (for the town?) unless things look like they might boil over before then.

Harmony is over-rated, Fear and control is the only acceptable answer to keep everything within line.

Yeah, old wars tend to leave scars. Nothing against you personally, Rozalin. But that's something kingdoms usually have to deal with. Don't be too offended to listen- leaving these things to fester rarely helps.

Hmm. Seems not everyone took Eadoo seriously, there. Some of the gnolls see themselves so much as monsters they can't imagine themselves as part of a world without monsters?

>>540869
(*SLAP* quiet you.)
Hey now, s' only a dream iffen' ya don't work for it.
But if y' put enough effort into it, and keep on at it an' never lose sight. Yer' bound to achieve what was thought impossible!

Liver seems like a sour pecimist, i don't think we'll convince him so 4/5 seems alright, and Roland took interest so that's a good sign. I say eat up and greet going, in the next village we can find information about the dragon kings right? The elf eadoo slept with talked about dragons. Either way we can get pants there

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/09/21(Sat)14:22 No. 541435 ID: fec968
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>>540834
>Roland cracks a smile... in fact you can't recall seeing him smile until now.

Roland - That's a very nice dream Eadoo...

>>540866
Shenzi - hr-ham'ny... harmony... Wh-what good does it give... just lies... it makes you weak... susceptible to being... betrayed...

>>540908
Rozalin - I never knew that my grand father caused so much pain... I only knew about the good he did, the exploits for our kingdom... Is it because of their suffering, that men are so prosperous? If so... how many more are monsters because of us...

>Rozalin looks closed up and shivering...

>>540994
>The group eats and packs, taking the camp with you, you've acquired three tents, a large cauldron, a mule with a cart, food and water for 10 for a week and a few intact weapons (2 spears, 3 swords, 1 mace, 1 masterwork flail, 3 shields)

>The group walks outwards seeking to leave the forest and reach kadage the nearby village. As you walk Rozalin starts to slow down, he eyes growing large and scared... she comes to a complete stop and looks like she's seen a ghost...

Rozalin - D-do you guys hear that?

Martin - Hmp, hear what?

Rozalin - you don't hear that?

Eadoo - I don't hear anything.

Martin - what's wrong?

Rozalin - Don't Mess With Me! I'm Serious!! You Don't Hear The Noise?!

Martin - R-rozalin! we can't hear anything, nothing but birds and the wind, wh-what do you hear?

>Rozalin's eyes roll back and she passes out, Marin runs forwards and catches her in his arms... a Black fog rolls in~

Something's coming.

The black mark.

>>541435
Eadoo: "Shenzi, cover Roz. Everybody form up around them, best fighters outwards. Be ready to run, but stay together."

>>541485
Good thing we got a second blade, right? Shove it in Roz's off arm so we can gather Intel and fight what's attacking her directly. Martin won't like it, but survival takes priority.

ah shit, anyone want to bet it's those 'lovely' people from our dreams

As for what to do, Get everyone off the road NOW and be ready for a fight at any moment. If it is who I think it is then it's a small group of people arm with magical weapons like us with a great hate for the living and a great love for seeing/making others suffer and die. So if we could just avoid them that would be swell.

Everyone grab their weapons and circle up except for us - we should see if we can read anything from Roz to figure out what's affecting her. She may already be in a dream like state. Only suggest sticking her if we can't get "in" in a less obtrusive way. Everyone else is on high alert. This may be very bad. Is it possible to flip the cart and use it as cover? Won't do any good until we know where they're coming from, but we may need every defense we can muster.

>>541487
I agree here, somethin' seems to be attackin' her mind! We're gonna have to get in there an' pry th' evil outa there.
An' also, I would get off the road, and quick like too!

Fuck... No circlin' up! Everybody off the road! Into the woods as fast as possible! Put as much distance between us and it as we can and hope we lose it. I have a real bad feeling that what's comin' is hostile to all life and well beyond what we can handle.

We'll throw Rozalin over Shenzi's body's shoulder and carry her. Eadoo, it'd also be a good idea for us to carry you as well, for speed. We're also gonna need you to hand us our second shard.

Martin, Roland, you're not gonna like it, but we're gonna have to insert our second shard into Roz to see if something is attacking her mind and soul. Of course it'll be temporary, and we'll only cut deep enough into her upper arm to make a connection, then hold the shard in position, but we have to act quickly.

Even if we get off the road, they're going to know we were here due to the fact that we have a mule and cart, tent, cookware etc. Unless we can get the cart far enough away from the road to not be visible. But if it is who we're all afraid, I have a feeling they'll be able to track us anyway.

Martin is that story about seal true? Because might be up against a very evil wizard.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/09/29(Sun)09:31 No. 542550 ID: a25b38
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>>541485
>>541537
>>541693
>As the black fog rolls in the team arms themselves, redyeing for a fight, eyes peer out in all directions hoping to catch the enemy before they attack... You can feel the stress in the air, bacon, onion and liver are not warriors, mere pups, but they hold their weapons for dear life. Though Banzai doesn't seem worried you can sense his stress and fear deep down inside his soul, he truffles with his pocket and begins silently counting beans... Martin and Roland hold their weapons proudly, eager to slay what ever finds themselves in their path as William adopts a defensive position. Silence gives way to the heavy breathing of the stressful and anxious... Ed's unstoppable giggling and cackling overthrows the silence, unable to stop he holds his ribs as if they were about to burst...

Martin - Stick together, no matter what it is, we fight as a team, understood?

Onion - Y-yes

Bacon - Understood!

Liver - I wont run...

>The black fog thickens, as a wooden clang slowly approaches you hear a soft hum, unpleasant and unsettling, a roiling cloud covers the team, it smells like piss and insanity... the pungent potpourri infests the nostrils of the sensitive gnolls and kobold, causing them to hack and wheeze uncontrollably... When your focus returns you're in pitch black darkness, your eyes wont see more than an inch ahead of you, though your body seems strangely visible...

Martin - Wh-where did they go? Did they run already?! traitorous gnolls...

William - They did not run, the fog has taken them.

Eadoo - What?! wh- who's here?

William - Martin, Rozalin, you, I and that shard of Gatling.

>>541864
Martin - Damn... It's in my saddle bags, had i know we'd be attacked... I'm not even wearing mail...

>>541487
>>541537
>>541538
>Against his better judgment, Martin allows you to intrude in his beloved princesses mind. Your blade pierces her flesh just enough to peer in her simple mind...

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/09/29(Sun)09:50 No. 542552 ID: a25b38
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Rozalin ~ Over the misty mountains, beyond the rolling gorge... within the golden forest, inside the hidden plain~ there lies the light ~of all mankind, there lies the hidden gaze~ in the tree a fox kit yips and yips away~ Keep ye fair spirit all your mortal days.

>Olivia snuggles against her lap...

Rozalin - We are the holy ones, blessed to the end, we are imperials, high up be our heads. Stay true and stay clean, of impure faith and taint, ever be us beautiful, of loving godly faith~

Olivia - your voice is so amazing princess...

Rozalin - thank you...

Olivia - I love every moment spent with you Rozalin... I hope we never part.

Rozalin - I love you too Olivia~

Olivia - You do?

Rozalin - yes, you are my very best friend~

Olivia - Wi-will you marry me?

Rozalin - keehee yes~

Olivia - promise?

Rozalin - I do.

>Olivia kisses rozalin's little red lips

Rozalin - How foolish have I been... all these years... She really did love me... And I never noticed... She did so much for me... always fighting to be by my side... just for me to ignore her love... to just be friends... All these years...

>Rozalin begins to cry...

Rozalin - But she's a sister to me! We were kids back them children... H-how could I love her... *sob* But now its too late... I've hurt her so much... *pant* I don't want to hurt my sister any more... I wish I loved her... I wish I could... *sob* but how?! how could I?

THAT kid is a question you will have to come up with for yourself because when it comes to problems of the heart only you can truly deal with them. Oh and don't worry about Olivia, You know that she cares for you and if all it took was 3 little words for her to stop caring then she didn't love you as much as she said she did, and seeing how she's still by your side just as unshakably as she was before I really don't think she has stopped caring for you. And hey, If things get really tough we'll be there for both of you to offer advice and a helping hand.

Can we see though both bodies at once or no? cause if so I want to see what's happening back in the fog as well.

>>542552
Love causes those in its grasp to forgive even the most dire offenses. Such is its nature.

It is also something beyond your control. Even if you don't love Olivia/Martin as you would a lover, you can still provide them with your affection and support. Provide them a place of honor by your side, and from there you can work out how the two of you should progress.

But for now, Martin is in danger. We need you to wake from this dream, and stand by his side.

That's cute and all but while you're asking yourself if you can love Martin, he is out there risking his very life for your unconscious ass. Now tell us what is out there! Why could you hear it and not us?

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/01(Tue)19:14 No. 542773 ID: a25b38
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>>542556
Rozalin - Th-thank you... I know she's loyal to me... she'll always be by my side... because of her love... But I... I just don't know... she's a woman... and basically my sisters... *sigh* I wish I loved her... But thank you Gatling... I'm glad you're here...

>Your gnolls eyes can hardly see at all, you feel terrible, the sent is so pungent you can't stop wheezing...

>>542580
Rozalin - You... You're right... Even if I don't love her... I have to be there for her, I have to at least try to love Olivia... I'll stay by her side... Forever...

>>542637
Rozalin - Ou-out there? oh right... this is a dream... it's not real... I... I can't remember... it's so foggy, I can't make out the details... it's... noise... i could hear a noise...

>A noise starts ringing very loud... filling the air

Rozalin - Ahhh!! th-the noise!! that n-n-Noise!! It... It's the witch... th-the lady of Ch-ch-ch-chaos!! N-no! I... I don't wanna!! I wont!! Ahhh!!! Don't tell her!! don't let her know... No! No! No! Don't stare!! Don't! her... Hideous... HIDEOUS!! Don't tell her... Hideous!! NO!!!

>Rozalin passes out in the flowers...

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/01(Tue)20:12 No. 542776 ID: a25b38
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>The wooden clang gets closer... and closer... You see through the fog a shadowy figure appear... It walks closer and closer... as it does the smell of insanity grows thicker and thicker... shivers of pure terror run down your spines as you start to hear a noise... As it gets closer so does the noise...

Chaos - What... creatures are in... my darkness... you are not... invited... to this... crooked place... and I'm in no... mood for guests... Speak... quickly now... or forever... mmn... pickles... er... mortal coils... yes... nonono... Yesss~

we where just walking by when this fog showed up, you want us gone, just point us to the way out and we'll leave

Hi! We're "friends" of the princess with the crazy eyebrows, nice to meet you!
Our name is Knife! Or Gatling! One of the two, I was never really sure which.
You look really skeleton-ey. You should eat more.

>>542776
Pleasure to meet you m'lady. Our group has gotten a little lost in a dark fog. Was that your doing? If so, we truly meant no undue intrusion. And we will leave quickly, if ou show us the way out.

>th-the lady of Ch-ch-ch-chaos!!

if thats the lady of chaos we'd best get on her good side, a few of us have wishes that need granting. This requires hugs! compliment her... beauty

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/06(Sun)12:45 No. 543239 ID: a25b38
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>>542780
>>542785
Chaos - Well begone then! There's no way... out... You are... out... pickles and gravy... go in! and don't come back out! ... this is my... crooked place...

>>542784
chaos - Demon child... such darkness... in your... My daughter... would love... you... Maybe... you'll meet her... very... deeply... *Cackle!* But don't get... any ideas... she's... wed... mortal ties... er... mortal cravates...

>>542818
>Against your better judgement you pick up Rozalins body and walk to the skeletal pile of hair, with arms wide open. Complimenting her as best you can.

chaos - Er... wh-what? R-really...

>Half of her face blushes black as the party stares confused at your actions, Martin most of all.

chaos - You're too kind... ohohoh... no... nonono... pickles... you... flatter me... in this light... Begone before... you make me... embarrassed...

>She turns...

chaos - But... before you leave... I could... give you a gift... in exchange for a... kiss...

>The team is caught in even more surprise...

chaos - from the handsome knight...

>She says pointing at Martin.

dont make her ask again martin, kiss her

>>543239
Of course 'e would m'lady!
To martin: Truly sorry Martin, but we need to get out of here!
We won't make fun of you for it, on our honor! (Am I right? I said, AM I RIGHT GUYS!?)

The fact she acknowledges you as a hansom knight should make you happy Martin. Its up to you but a quick kiss should not hurt.

Don't do this for us Martian do this for Roza. The sooner you kiss her the sooner we and more importantly the princess can leave this place... and it's probably better not to piss her off all things considered.

Oh and she didn't say where to kiss her so just kiss her on the hand or check or forehead unless she tells you the lips. If she ask why you didn't kiss her on the lips just say you're a knight and to go straight for a kiss on the lips to a women you have yet to win the heart of or truly impress would be nothing less of an insult to the one you kiss as any thug or brute can kiss a women on the lips but a knight must earn the right for a true kiss such as that otherwise it would be a kiss wasted... or something to that effect.

Okay Martin, just kiss the girl. You're good at this, you even have bonus stats to this. And theres a gift in it for you. If she offers a wwish be very clear, and dont get caught with a monkeys paw.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/09(Wed)19:13 No. 543583 ID: a25b38
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>>543251
>>543273
>>543275
>>543377
Martin - *you're right, as morbid as it may be, if I must I must...*

>>543279
>Martin fakes a smile as he walks over, he holds his hand out openly.

Martin - My lady~

>She blushes and gives him her skeletal hand, which he kisses delicately as though a precious flower...

Chaos - Such a proper young man... *Cackle* But if you want your gift...

Martin - Of course Madam... Only a fool or a drunk would charge into an embrace.

>Closing in. He kisses her bonny teeth and jaw... Martin's blood runs cold as he embraces the corps, but his composure stays true.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/09(Wed)19:19 No. 543584 ID: a25b38
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>The lady of chaos blushes and presses her bonny hands to her cheeks...

Chaos - oh my... a kiss... a real... kiss... I feel like... I'm 1000 Again...

Martin - you're welcome milady.

Chaos - a gift... I will grant you... a wish... All of you...

Eadoo - Oh my! Thank you fine lady... I wish for...

Chaos - The wishes... come from the... heart... what you... pickles... the most...

Eadoo - oh... Well I guess...

Martin - Don't worry, trust your heart~

Chaos - and some one else gets the prize~!

Martin - What?!

Chaos - POOF!!

>A brown cloud arrives and covered the team by the time it's gone so too is the witch... The darkness vanishes slowly...

Well Chaos being chaos and all everyone check yourself over for anything missing and or new.

Well done, Sir Martin. Excellent job keeping your composure. Now, would you please extract our shard from Rozalin. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want us stuck in her any longer.

Heh, nice hat you got there, "king" William. Is that a genuine royal crown, with gold and such, or did the Lady leave a cheap imitation?

>>543592
Definitely. As soon as the dark fog clears everybody check their persons for additions or subtractions, followed by their inventories. Oh, and do a head count, just in case anybody went "poof."

...well that just happened

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Yeah I got nothing, lets just see if we can find whoever we lost in the mist/fog crap, give ourselves a quick check over to see if we have anything new or missing, and then just get the hell out of here before more weird crap happens.

Christ, the day's just begun and I'm already reaching the limit on my weird quota

>>543584
William is now the king, ergo Roz has a penis, Eadoo is in love with Martin, and Martin is immune to nightmares.

...

...

Ok, yea, I can work with this. Roz is equipped for Martin, William can abdicate to Eadoo, and we're capable of fighting off mind-altering effects. Roz and Martin don't end up quite the way they were hoping, but they can still have legitimate heirs.
William doesn't profit from this, but with other issues resolved we can focus more on his needs and dreams.

ALL HAIL KING WILLIAM

>>543613
Or Roz is immune to nightmares, Martin is in love with himself, and Eadoo got a second set of male genitals. Or Roz got male bits, Martin is protected from nightmares, and Eadoo now loves Martin. Either are totally possible outcome sets when the Lady of Chaos is involved, which is all the more reason to figure out exactly what she did ASAP.

My wish was to have complete and total knowledge of everyone else's wishes and any and all consequences of those wishes being granted.

>>543688

You don't get a wish you didn't kiss the old lady.

[broadcast to all influenced personnel]

ALL HAIL KING WILLIAM, THE FUTURE KING.

pause for praise!

...NOW PUT THE CROWN ON EADOO, SHE CALLED DIBS FIRST!

So Martin got Roz's (no more fuzzy eyebrows), clearly William got Eadoo's (crown). Since Roz doesn't have a beard now it's safe to assume Roz got that other thing Martin wishes he had. But what did William wish for? A bigger tail? (Also love the expressions here. And their reactions to the misgifted wishes should be fun to watch.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/14(Mon)14:02 No. 544251 ID: 0ed457
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>>543599
Martin - It wasn't easy... But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...

>You extract yourself from Rozalin who had regained consciousness a few moments ago.

>>543736
>You praise Williams new title.

Eadoo - Ha~ good for you King William

>Eadoo exclaims with truest sincerity.

Will - I have no desire for such power... It is best suited for a true leader.

>He says as he places the heavy, golden crown atop eadoo's little head. The little bold Blushes with purest joy...

>>543592
>As the black fog clears you can slowly hear the other mates return, Ed's laughter is the first noticeable noise to now flood the forest. You make a quick head count to find that everybody is present.

Martin - Oh my, Eadoo! What a long tail you have~

Bacon - and such big feet.

Eadoo - Wow... euh... this is odd...

>He says waving his long tail about.

Will - I'm sorry Master, my wish was not of much use to you...

Eadoo - Nono... It's fine~

Will - It really is a beautiful, glorious tail...

>The monk speaks with envy and disappointment.

You could always offer to share your tail, let that construe whatever meaning it may.
Really though, I don't feel like we do enough to cheer up William...

Sooo the tail was your wish, William? That's chaos for ya. You never know what you're going to get.
Oh, and we're guessing Roz and Martin got each other's wishes. Roz's wish I think didn't do anything but Martin's wish? Uhhhh...You're going to want privacy if you desire to check it.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/14(Mon)15:56 No. 544263 ID: 0ed457
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>>544256
Eadoo - Well, since you like it so much... we could share it? Eh... if you want...

>William looks genuinely touched and smiles.

>>544257
Martin - Hahaa And I was so close to getting my wish~ Oh well...

>He says nervously and with a hint and anger.

Martin - Eh?! Rozalin are you okay?

>Rozalin blushes and shakes her head...

Martin - Wh-what's wrong? Did the magic hurt you?

>Rozalin shakes her head more...

Martin - Well then what's... wr-wrong...

>Sir Martin's face churns with anger and rage as the news slowly sinks in...

Martin - FUCK YOU WITCH!! Come Back Here! I'll Cut You To Ribbons!! AAAAHHHhrrgg!!

>Martin Storms around waving his sword in rage before falling to his knees into the snow...

Roza - M-martin... I... I'm sorry...

Martin - It's okay Rozalin... It's not your fault...

Roza - ...

Martin - ... I still love you...

Roza - ... *blush* m-me too...

>Martin smiles but anger is clear through his teeth...

>Talk or march<

I'd say gently ask Roz if she wants to go talk about it privately with Eadoo, or if Roz and Martin want a few minutes while the rest of us move on ahead a bit and wait. It's unlikely it's anything they want to deal with in front of the whole group (even tho some of them probably wouldn't mind). It's really their lives that just got turned sideways, so whether they want to talk about it now or just push on and figure things out another time is kind of on them.

Oh, but do tell Roz that nothing the witch did changes who she is. She's the same person she was, and can be whoever she wants, and we'll treat her as a friend as always.

>>544263
Have the others start on ahead while you talk to Roz in private.

huh, glad it didn't take our wish or Shenzi.

speaking of which, it would probably be a very stupid thing for us just to ignore this so lets leave our second knife behind with these four and have Shenzi/us move a bit ahead with the rest of the gnolls to make sure everything up ahead is safe while knife shard/us stays back to try and make sure everyone is ok.

So... is there any kind of magic that could shuffle these wishes back around? Be kind of nice if people got what they wanted. And if other people weren't stuck with things they never asked for.

>>544272
Now I'm imagining Roz dressed up like the Deus Ex guy pointing to her crotch saying she never asked for this...

>>544264
it would be wise, Eadoo has a long experience as a hermaphrodite, surely he/she could help her understand her new member. Plus it's easier to have a fluffy cutebold expain things than simply facing the cold hard reality.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/15(Tue)17:36 No. 544348 ID: 0ed457
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>>544266
>>544267
Eadoo - Good idea, we'll meet with you later.

>You lead the pack up ahead towards your destination.

Martin - you're not going William?

Will - I must stay with my master... it is beyond my choice...

Eadoo - Perhaps you should wait over there... sorry...

Will - No worries master, it does not concern me I know, I will take this time to reflect.

>>544264
>>544323
>>544265
Roza - M-martin... Cou-could I have a moment with Eadoo?

Martin - Why?! this concerns me as well!

Roza - Pl-please... I need a moment alone...

Martin - *pout* fine... Keep your hands to yourself Bold.

>Rozalin and Eadoo step aside and find a place alone...

Eadoo - Are you alright Rozalin? Do you want to talk about it?

Roza - it's... just so... Gross... I can't look, I don't want to. I have to be sure, but I don't want to look.

Eadoo - it's fine... I have one too princess... let me have a look...

>Rozalin lifts her skirt

Roza - is it gross? is it slimy and horrible?

Eadoo - looks fine to me... perfectly normal, human, though a tad generous... It was Martins wish after all. Big testicles as well...

Roza - T-testicles?!

Eadoo - yeah... could you lift them?

Roza - Wh-what?! eum.. o-okay...

Eadoo - Heh...

Roza - What?!

Eadoo - you're vagina is gone... completely...

>Rozalin looks shocked... she drops her skirt and falls to her knees. Eadoo hesitantly walks up to her and holds her in his arms...

Eadoo - it's okay Rozalin... it's okay...

Roza - I... I'm... a...

Eadoo - Come on, there's a nice rock over there, lets just sit down and talk...

Roza - *sob*

Eadoo - Rozalin... No matter what that witches magic did... no matter what happened, you're still you, and nothing can change that... Look... here here... That same witch, she made me the way I am... But I've been like this for twelve years... And I can tell you, I'm a mother, and a proud woman, there's nothing wrong with having a penis... And I cried... I cried a lot about it... I hated it, I hated being different... but trust me...

Roza - you did?

Eadoo - It's alright... Hey~ *holding her hand* there's nothing wrong with having a penis...

Roza - *sniff*

Eadoo - besides... I'm not gonna pry into your personal affairs... but... well, you're having problems loving Martin back? You'll probably have an easier time now... heh...

Roza - But how will she ever love me back now?! Now that I'm... *sniff* I'm...

Eadoo - Pish Posh! I've seen the fire in his eyes... I've seen him ready to kill just to delude himself that you'd be safe, Sir martin loves you, he'd give his life for you. And no amount of penis will ever change that, Trust me.

Roza - You really think so?

Eadoo - Another good thing, if you wanted children, well you're set. And since you don't have a... cunny... you probably wont have your period anymore.

>Rozalin lights up suddenly...

Eadoo - you'll see, having a penis, may take some getting used to, but it's great fun... Not to say it isn't full of it's own problems... Trust me, I've got all sorts of sexes... And all the pros and cons that come with...

>Rozalin wipes her tears from her cold cheeks...

Roza - thank you Eadoo... you've saved me so many times...

Eadoo - don't worry about it. some folks are just genuinely nice... And remember, if Martin has taught us anything! it doesn't matter what goes on in your pants, it's whats in your heart that makes you a man... or a woman in this case...

Roza - Th-thank you...

>Rozalin leans forwards and kisses Eadoo on the tip of the nose.

Eadoo - oh... Eum... I wan't suppose to... that's really inappropriate... *blush*

roza - oh my! ... I'm ... I'm sorry...

Eadoo - it's fine... and don't worry about all this, you have two kings who care about you, We can make things happen...

Roza - thank you... I'll try...

>You can still feel much sorrow and worry in her heart. Even now, it's full of uncertainty and sadness... She walks back to Martin. Eadoo sits down next to William and waits.

>Wait with Eadoo or listen to the two<

I'd rather not pry unless Roza ask for us so lets make sure William is doing ok since we really haven't talked to him to much.

>>544348
Let's not pry. Wait with Eadoo then when they've finished, have word with Martin.

She mixed up whose wish was whose!

>I'm a mother, and a proud woman, there's nothing wrong with having a penis...

Hear, hear.

>>544348
Martin: As a man cursed with female anatomy, are you going to have a problem accepting Roz as a woman cursed with male anatomy? Would this pose a problem to you and Roz bearing heirs, or engaging in other marital duties?

Roz: Remember to buy a jar of pickles and keep it on hand at all times in case we run into her again - bribery might work!

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/16(Wed)14:46 No. 544424 ID: 0ed457
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>>544356
Martin - I love her... I do... and I... Even if she has a penis now... I Still love her! ... *sigh* I think I know how she feels now... It's so strange... I'm... worried... But I'll never stop loving Rozalin... I... don't know... If I'm able to... with her now... But I don't care, I love her! I'd do anything for her!

Roza - Pickles... got it...

>>544350
>>544349
>Rozalin and Martin sit down next to each other and talk quietly... They both look kinda sad.

>William walks over to Eadoo.

Will - now we wait for them?

Eadoo - yup! have a seat. *tapping the log*

>William sits down beside Eadoo and looks off skywards, Eadoo kicks his feet as they wait...

Will - Can I pet your tail?

Eadoo - ehm... sh-sure~ I did say we would share it.

>William puts eadoo on his knee and start stroking his long tail. Feeling his soft fur under his tender palms, stroking his strong tail over and over... You feel a fuzzy warmth in Williams heart as he lovingly pets Eadoos long tail. caressing it more and more, rubbing his cheeks to it and petting it hard. you notice him smile with gentle honesty and for the first time you can feel his heart is genuinely happy.

Will - it's such a lovely tail Master~ so long and strong and soft~

>Martin kneels down infront of Rozalin her hand in his.

Eadoo - "oh my! eh... *covers*" Y-yeah~ it's a good tail... Hehee you'd know... it was your wish "why am I getting... er... I don't want to make this weird... Sh-should I ask him to stop? It... it's not that bad... Maybe it'll go away."

>>544424
He's happy for once, but if he KNEW you got a thrill out of it then petting it would kill him.
So no, don't spoil his joy by telling him.

...Huuuunh.
...Waait for a bit, then maybe ask him if he would have just played with it or if he had any practical plans for the thing- like hanging from tree branches, or using it to pick up and hold a third item of some sort or something...
If I'm right about that tail, you can do plenty of fun things with it. Maybe even...Stand/balance on it so to speak to get a better look at people who are taller than you!

>>544424
While the changes the witch made might be beyond most magic-user there might be a way to transfer them. Getting what you wish for should be far easier once it is already right there in front of you. Another long-term goal and way to raise hopes perhaps.

Martin and Rozalin may need some watching as both are effected by this but I think they'll be fine. They'll just probably need a shoulder to cry on every now and then... God it's going to be weird when we have to tell her father that she now has a son, gotta say not looking forward to that one.

Oh and Eadoo, if he get's a little to ... playful with your tail, we'll come up with something to distract him, like asking why he wanted a tail in the first place?

So, uh, Will. If you don't mind us asking, why did you wish for a tail, anyways? I might have guessed you'd have wished to restore your arm, or body. (Not that that wish would have done much if chaos transferred it to someone else).

You do have a pretty tail. Let him play with it as much as he wants, it's rare that he's so happy, you'll get used to it. Let's get going as soon as possible, hopefully nothing bad happens before we get to town

>>544424
No telling how Will would take your reaction to his petting, but he seems to just innocently enjoy it, so best not to say anything - but let him keep doing it until Roz and Martin are ready to go - it'd be a shame to ruin his mood. It's nice to see him not miserable. However, now is not the time for that monster under your cloak to play - think of the most disgusting thing you can think of and will that sucker back into submission. You have a town to get to, followers to lead and a kingdom to win. Let's try to at least make it to lunch without playing with ourselves, shall we?

Or you know, throw off the cloak and rape everybody's nostrils while Will eternally rubs your tail... menacingly. Become the undisputed King of Nose Rape. Whichever.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2013/10/21(Mon)16:38 No. 544892 ID: 0ed457
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>>544425
>>544878
Eadoo - *you're right, it would be wrong to take this from him.*

>Eadoo tries to think of horrid things to regain control, her mind wanders to this and that, bugs, mold, crying babies... her babies, she thinks of her dead family, ripped to shreds and completely devoured... her erection vanishes, almost reseeding into itself.

Eadoo - *sniff*

Will - Are you okay master?

Eadoo - yeah... I'm just... so glad to have friends like you...

>Hugs

>>544439
>>544426
>So, uh, Will. If you don't mind us asking, why did you wish for a tail, anyways?

Will - I don't know... If I was given a wish I would of asked for something else... But this is what I got, err... you got... I guess I always wanted a long luxurious tail, but I never thought much of it.

Eadoo - You sure do love our tail.

Will - I guess I wanted it more than I knew... but did I really want it more than my arm healed? ... Such a strange thing...

>If I'm right about that tail, you can do plenty of fun things with it.
>Upon closer inspection the tail seems much stronger than her previous one, she could probably hang off of a branch or post and pull at a similarly sized object but the tail isn't prehensile enough to grab a small object, though she could balance on it like a kangaroo. Eadoo also speculates that her larger feet are stronger than her last ones and she probably couldn't pull that big tail around without them.

>>544583
>>544435
>Martin and Rozalin come back, they both seem dreary but you sense a strange comfort in them now... Rozalin is clinging on to Martins arm and doesn't let go even as you advance towards town... You finally exit the forest just as the sun is going down. in the distance you see your other body and the group and the town of Kadage in the distance. The tiled roofs are broken and the houses look in disrepair. on the top of the hillside lies a small ruinous castle, though the town is populated and inhabited.

>>544894
Let's save and quit to see what the player's like.

>>544894
Save it

>>544894
Saving's for pussies. ONWARD.

Are you mad!? Save, what if we fuck up somehow? I couldn't stand to see anyone of our fellowship die from our mistakes!

We can load from the last save from the main menu!