FRACTAL HAS HAD MANY LONG ISLANDS AND A LITTLE WEED WHAT DO
>>579533 I'M FRIENDS WITH CHIRPS AND CHIGUI AND CUOQET! idk so much about cuoqet, maybe she does not think i'm cool
>>579535 It's okay not to be cool enough for Cuoqet. Perfectly normal. She is just too cool.
>>579535 are you friends with me HUHHHH
Acquire super powers and save the city in a drunken manner.
>>579535 Now make them kiss.
And bring your friends along so you can be a super hero team.
>>579541 THERE U ARE
>>579545 Show off your most prized possession!
my prized posesssions are my best frineds QUINN, CHARLES, anf EVERETT tohgether we are the SUPER DURNKS
>>579547 Slavery is not cool Become drunk enough that you think you know how to dance
>>579535 it's possible drink the vine and play the piano in the evenink
swap drawing hands
i start dancing except w my left hand
>>579552 Oh god swap again SWAP AGAIN Make a silly face.
Fall through a magical portal into a fantasy realm and go on a motherfucking adventure.
draw more gg porn
the dream is collapsing !
Fractal fighting Fractal fighting Fractal in an all Fractal Battle Fractal.
the dream collapses into a magical portal which leads 2 me fighting alternate timeline versions of myself. this suckks . u uyss dont know how to party
It's okay we've done this once before in the Fractal Prime timeline. We just need to find some good shit and we might be able to save the dream.
hang a right hook to the one behind you! You'd never see that one coming
well maybe a LITTLE bit of clothes will make it better. postage stamps and floss are hip
Get a fish with a butt for a pet. Fishbutt.
i put on my postage stamp power bikini and kill ebveryone. looks like the crisis is averted. WHAT NOW
>>579565 Go out with your friends to the water park!
>>579566 Go with your friends AND Loretta to the extreme shark punching waterpark in space. Defy the fuck out of reality and physics and make scientists cry like small science manbabies.
mail yourself to the water park ? itll be fine
me and charles and quinn are at the water park. we are so hot
>>579570 Pretend to be a shark! Or actually be a shark maybe.
Make a rope from their chesthairs and swing into the pool
buy one of those unlabeled potions that say shark transformation thats how these things start right
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we are sharks. how did that happen. what do sharks do
They swim and eat fish and have tea parties while wearing dapper hats and monocles.
>>579575 this is stupid
They also play the xylophone! They aren't very good at it, but it is essential for their proper development as ferocious sea-beasts.
im pretty sure sharks are supposed to pose for saucy pinups. just look around you !
Conduct generic fantasy adventure at the bottom of the sea.
>>579576 You should swim around and spook other swimmers!
JESUS CHRIIST! i'm a shark. i'm swimming really fast. nothging useful is getting done. this quest was a stupid ifea
youre breathing though ! if you stop you die. you cant go below 50 or the bomb goes off
>>579582 Well gosh stop being a shark then. Get some ice cream instead. Float on tubes down a stream or something.
>>579583 [B]50 WHAT[/U]
50 FEET. youre fine everythings fine itll be fine i think sharks get their powers from ice cream too
>>579585 50 feet per minute.
50 feet per meter.
I AM A VERY FAST SHARK. i leave my friends behind because they are jackasses. it's like 7 am. this lasted way longer than i intended it to. i want to abandon all of u
What! I missed drunk Fractal quest! Noooooo! That's what I get for working the midnight shift.
i'm awake. i am no longer drunk. i am drawing with a trackpad because i don't feel like expending the effort required to plug my tablet pen in and the drawing is somehow STILL better than the shit i was churning out last night. this quest wasn't even funny. sharks are not funny, you hosers. i hate all of you THE END
rood
this was silly, sorry i missed it