i shaved my head while i was gone and i'm not a girl anymore but i still have shit taste in alcohol. what's up with you guys
the eyebrows stain his awful tie! cool but now without eyebrows i can't look angry. i look considerably less fearsome. god gains a lot fo CONFIDENCE
now i look at them they look kinda like olives. theyre just permanent food supply for emergency situations (like when u have to fight capitalist god as a spaghetti)
Proxy noodley arms as eyebrows
>>597073 replace your eyebrows with olives.
forcefully grow eyebrows like this and cut his head off. (obtain the god tie)
>>597077 i second this eyebrow motion but i also think u should grow them large enough to fly with
try 2 fuck with me now with your FALSE PROMISES OF ETHICAL CONSUMERISM
god hates olives and he explodes, which is pretty cool and also unusually convenient
U HAVE OBTAINED THE GOD TIE
Use your aggressive EYEBROWS, FRACTAL. Let the EYEBROWS flow through you!
god takes -10000000 attack damage from the fierceness of those olive eyebrows. land the finishing blow w/ ur spaghetti army and defeat the capitalist
now you are ready for the real job interview at Mishima corp.
put on GOD TIE and take his place. what is ur first ruling as the spaghetti god
use god tie to make god sauce and pour over ur fuckin seunsous body
>>597087 As the new god you should create a race of intelligent platypus people
destroy the bourgeois
Can it truly be? Will our new God actually be a flying Spaghetti monster?
>>597087 i do that
fuck. now ppl think i'm the flying spaghetti monster from pastafarianism and the only ppl who care about that are aggressively atheist sophomores in high school shit. fuck. this is not what my mother wanted for me, nor whta i wanted for msyelf
become the ultimate lifeform: a fucking goat
restart the universe become your mom.
take on a new form as a single olive with two tiny olive brows
become A FUCKING GOAT you hack!
>>597094 Abuse omnipotence to make them say silly things instead of blasphemy.
>>597095 >>597099 ok this is a lot harder to draw than squigglies. fuck u guys
abuse your GOAT POWER to scream
Time to play some games, YOU FUCKING GOAT!
>>597103 abuse your goat powers to scream ANIME OPENINGS
how many drinks have u had so far?
>>597106 not enough!
>>597104 ehere did you get that. put that away >>597106 not a lot. four? >>597105 HIME HIME! (HIME) HIME! (HIME) SUKI SUKI DAISUKI HIME! (HIME) HIME! (HIME) KIRAKIRAIIN! KMIMI TO MINNA IREBA wATASHI, ZETTAI!!!! MUTEKI!!!!
turn into magical goat girl!!! kick ass of evil coockie monster!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4JmBDij7o wot dis shit now?
watch sword art online
>>597108 BIKE UP THE MOUNTAIN AND WIN THE RACE!! YOUR TEAM MEMBERS ARE COUNTING ON YOU!!
reveal ur stand to defeat EVIL GOAT DIO!
>>597108 The wheels are now pizzas.
im bikign as fast as i can. i have to do it for onoda kun. oh my god
>>597114 fuck you
OH GOD LAND IN THAT SPAGHETTI TO BREAK U FALL!
>>597118 so this is how the season ends >>597113 i have no idea why i did this
GOAT ROCKETS USE THE GOAT ROCKETS
>>597118 use ur luscious locks to hang from the trees
make up your FUCKIGN minds
>>597127 turn into a bike with hair
BIKE WITH GOAT ROCKETS JUST DO IT BEFORE YOU FALL
FUCKING GOAT, literally put makeup on your mind.
pchoooooooooooo
>>597133 had too much taco bell apparently. win the race for onoda and the olive team
what is happening here
We're watching history in the making, the first goat to win the tour de Olympics in London or somewhere.
>>597135 hte meme came home and made hte spegetti
I can't get that song out of my head. GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! HIME HIME!
>>597137 i cant believe i got no response to this c'mon guys its gold
>>597137 you stop that imemediately shit. i didnt put meme in that on purpose. it was a typio but it's too funny to fix anyway. i win all the bike stuff
OH NO. Don't look now, but I think GOAT DIO is about to beat you!
BLEAT you* excuse me
>i didnt put meme in that on purpose. i honestly think this is the best sentence ive ever read in my entire life holy shit. bleat to call for your brethren to join you in your conquest
i don't watch this show. fuck . whjat do i do
realize that the true meme was you all along
>>597148 Don't let him get your goat!
>>597148 throw olives at him until he cries
>>597149 i have the power. we have the technology
Show this kid who's boss around here. You didn't win the London Marathon in Detroit for nothing!
>>597148 Also, just wing it.
devolve slowly into rage comics. become le reddit user
>>597152 gratata and steal his girl w/ ur goat biceps
>>597152 become dio-goat, master of memes
>>597156 there is no god
APPLY EYE BLEACH THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.
>>597162 Wow. because of this the universe imploded and became A FUCKING GOAT! GG, mate.
the universe has imploded. as a meme singularity, i am the sole survivor. i am alonje somewhere, faintly, a low-quality version of "ms new booty" by bubab sparxxx feat yin yang twins and mr colliparek is playing
Look at what ewe've baaahcome.
search for the new universe to wreck!
>>597166 recreate universe to your liking
>>597168 i despoise you
use ur goat god powers to spawn more spaghetti minions to rebuild the world in the shadow of its former glory in a spaghettier form
you're still technically a god.
also spawn shrek
>>597170 the ideal universe is me alone with my cats, willow and moxie. here we are. oops i drew moxie with too many legs i think
>>597175 sighs
What are you talking about? Willow and Moxie are goats.
give ur cats the ability to talk and discuss the issue of abstinence with them
>>597178 >>597179
Welp... Looks like you're now Eddie Murphy. Time to spawn a horrid series of films with Shrek.
reenact shrek 3
>>597183 ok
Cover your knickers, that's indecent. The best way to do so would be by becoming a goat centaur. (just replace legs with goat)
interpret that how you will
>>597188 i absolutely refuse
become booty champion. accept booty award from nicki minaj
Your butt is now sentient and wants to separate from your body.
Your freaky goat-cats children have grown up and wish to move out. everybody, including your butt, is abandoning you, how does that make you feel?
>>597192 we did it kids
yaaaaaaaaaaay the end. good job. until nxet time
>>597198 Completely sell out and become self-absorbed in your fame, doing dumb commercials and twerking at concerts for money.
We double-win beause you forgot to draw your eyebrows as olives for like, three panels. Maing you the loser and us winner hahaha
gg
>>597200 Hooray!