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614311 No. 614311 ID: 6c42b7

Shit happened and you are now in a dungeon made by a xmas nutso.
Choose your protagonist and an helper.
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No. 614312 ID: a19cd5

BUM FIGHTS GO
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No. 614313 ID: 2ec61a

kobold and elf
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No. 614314 ID: 95a470

Protagonist M.Hobo
Helper Kobold
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No. 614315 ID: 72c7be

Kobold, Catgirl
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No. 614316 ID: 7e38be

it's not christmas without rampant homelessness.

BUM TIME.
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No. 614324 ID: 6c42b7
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614324

It's HOBOTIME!
You wake, up still half drunk from last night, dressed up in what seems to be a Santa outfit? That must have been a weird night! As your still foggy brain start to work properly, you notice that the bundle of clothes on your chest is actually a huge lizard! What the hell?
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No. 614326 ID: 2ec61a

sweet, free pet lizard! will keep the bugs away.
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No. 614329 ID: df3e17

>>614324

Get a little tipsy to avoid your drunk ass from feeling the effects of a full blown hangover after all that alcohol from yesterday night.

Question the lizard on your lap.
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No. 614331 ID: 6c42b7
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614331

Ah, the voices are back again?...Well, pet's are good attract more begging money and food... I should make a leash for it...hmm...
more focus return to your brain along with an headache...getting sober sucks...
>>614329gah, there is no booze around me! You grab the lizard and shake it, Where is the booze?!
"Yiiip, Please mister don't kill me! I haven't steal mister's boozshe! Mishter, I'm getting tipshy...From Your Breath?"
Holy shit! Lizards can talk now?
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No. 614332 ID: 2ec61a

you are probably still pretty drunk then, hallucinating talking lizards.
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No. 614334 ID: df3e17

>>614331

Breathe into the lizard until it is as drunk as you.

Transfer your drunk powers before they fade away, Drunk lich!
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No. 614337 ID: 6c42b7
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614337

The hell is a lich? Drunk powers?
>>614332
Shit, does that means I'm also hallucinating getting sober? Lizard! Help me stop hallucinating non drunkenness!
"...S-shure? C-glub cam you pleash put me down, first. I'm going to puke shoon..."
You let the lizard fall on the ground, it stumble a lot , then give up and fall.
Fuck why is my lizard drunk while i'm hallucinating sobering up?, life sure is shitty...
"M-mioster...ther ish apicture in the wall in front of me, itsh funny"
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No. 614338 ID: df3e17

>>614337

Appreciate the smallest details in the picture the lizard is talking about.
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No. 614339 ID: 2ec61a

check picture
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No. 614357 ID: 534cc4

You upset, and not enough smaha!
SMASHTHINGSSMASHASMASHASMASHA.
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No. 614364 ID: 1ae57f

>>614337
Admire tail.
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No. 614392 ID: 742b4a

>>614337
Look around. Where you at?
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No. 614436 ID: 6c42b7
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614436

>>614364
You admire the tail, Looks squishy, You grab it, yep, it's squishy
"Y-yip! M-mishter, Tt-hat'sh a v-very shenshitive shpot!"
Ah, sober up fast, so you can stop me from hallucinating getting sober!
"pweashe! l-let my tail go!"
It's to funny to play with it!
You admire what your lizard was talking about: It's a huge plasma TV with speakers, all of it mounted on a fireplace, shit looks fancy, You examine your surrounding, the room is empty besides the fireplace and a closed door, No bottons around.
"P-PLE-" suddenly An image appear on the TV and a man wearing a ridicolously bead mask, you imagine supposed to looks like a reindeer, speaks to you
>You are probably asking yourself why YOu are here?
Were is my damn Booze!
>The answer is clear, you have been a very bad person, The punishment should be death, but I'm a generous man, I'll give you a chance to leave, you just have to escape my dungeon.
I said where is my booze?!
You let the tail go
"Pant pant...T-thank you scary ghost in the picture...pant pant"
Why are you not-
>That of course if you manage to leave this room first Hahahahaha!
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No. 614442 ID: 2ec61a

sounds look booze is outside the room. take a speaker, use it as a battering ram.
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No. 614449 ID: 742b4a

Smash TV.
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No. 614452 ID: 6c42b7
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614452

>>614357
You go bersek and vent you anger at the screen punching it so hard the wall crack and the fireplace stop burning
BOOOOOOOOZEEEEEEE!!!
"M-mishter! p-pleashe c-calm down...." she try to get back on her feet and fail again "I-I can Shmell gahs coming from the v-vent in the ceiling!"
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No. 614454 ID: 1ae57f

>>614452
...is it booze gas?

(Assuming she says no). Well that's no good! Let's go find booze!

And then kool aid man smash right though the wall with drunk powers.
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No. 614456 ID: 6c42b7
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614456

>>614452
booze is out!
You take the speaker and throw it at the door, the speaker disintegrate thanks to all the strength you ave put behind it, but the door is undamaged, it's solid steel apparently
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No. 614468 ID: 2ec61a

the log holder thing is metal. use that instead!
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No. 614474 ID: 742b4a

>>614456
Grumph. Check the stockings for booze.
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No. 614477 ID: 6c42b7
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614477

Pause
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No. 614501 ID: 6c42b7
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614501

>>614474
stockings are fucking empty, you grab the log holder, and throw it, it bounce and breack too, it was made of cast iron!
Fuck! shit was hot!
"misther, I'm not feeling too wel-coucg cough... there is an hatch behind the logs!" she drag herself next to the entrance, I shee a butto-cogh" she faint
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No. 614504 ID: 2ec61a

push button!
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No. 614505 ID: 6c42b7
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614505

>>614501
You push the butoon, the door behind you open and the soud of pumps start, the gas has been sucked uot of the room! Your lizard is still knoked out, you wonder why it was coughing...what should I do with it?
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No. 614507 ID: df3e17

>>614505

Give lizard mouth to mouth breath, it obviously is suffocating.
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No. 614508 ID: 2ec61a

the gas must have been toxic to lizards but not people.
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No. 614515 ID: 400eda

>>614507
Our lizard partner already told us that she got tipsy from our breath, which lead to this. Doing mouth to mouth would be a bad idea
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No. 614518 ID: 6c42b7
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614518

>>614508
Most likely
>>614507
>>614515
>mouth to mouth
>no mouth to mouth
Blargh!
You shake the lizard again a bit, she wake up coughing, then she puke her gut out.
":< S-shorry mishter!"
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No. 614521 ID: 2ec61a

eh, as a hobo you have seen so much puke. it doesn't bother you.
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No. 614540 ID: 742b4a

>>614518
Put her under your arm like a rolled-up carpet and go through the hatch.
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No. 614560 ID: df3e17

>>614518

Drag your santa themed lizard out of harms way, keep moving until it starts talking cohesively again.
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No. 614565 ID: 6c42b7
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614565

>>614518
>>614540
I'm surprised is not mine... this made me remeber! I'm still sobering up, let's get to the booze! Aarhg!
"Y-yip!"
you put her under your arm and carry her out, you enter a new room there is some furniture in it, a closet and a bed; at the end of the room there are two doors and another TV
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No. 614573 ID: 6c42b7
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614573

>>614565
the tv lights on, the same dude appear, this make you mad...Madder
>huhuhu, It seems that you have succeded~
>But will you survive this new room? There is onlt one exit form this room ,the other leads to death, Can you identify wich one hold the true Christmas spirit and lead you to the exit?
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No. 614575 ID: 2ec61a

check drawers.
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No. 614595 ID: 6c42b7
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614595

>>614573
You blatantly ignore the weirdo's stupid rant about xmas and shit,throw the lizard on bed with a loud pomf, then you check the drawers.
"Y-yip, W-waht are we gooing to do o-on the bed, mishter?
Wut? The gas must still be in her system...Shit, I'm thinking clearly and using actually scientific terms?! This is no longer me hallucinating geting sober- Oh shit there are 6 bottle of cheap whiskey in this!
You drink 3 whole bottles at once and pack the rest, You are now back to 80% drunkness from 20%
drunk power back to max!
blarg! sweet there is a bunch of candy canes and too!
the next drawers have some boots and many red socks
lame...
last one
Yes...A candy cane crowdbar! Hmm, now what?
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No. 614598 ID: df3e17

>>614595

Respond the question of the lizard by telling her you will be going on a magical adventure.

Offer her one bottle of cheap whisky.
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No. 614611 ID: 2ec61a

the real door is the one with red bits and spikey leaves. holly is super christmas.
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No. 614615 ID: 89b2a2

>>614565
Right door has mistletoe, left is probably some sort of shitty green plant.
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No. 614803 ID: 5f402f

Open both doors at the same time. If any monsters come out, use drunk strength and crowbar to kill them.

Then take the door that doesn't have an obvious deathtrap you can see. And if the deathtrap isn't obvious, ask the lizard to check. Kobolds Lizards are good with traps, right? You're sure you heard that somewhere. Probably.
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No. 614842 ID: 5f9627
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614842

>>614598
she shake her had "N-no no, I'm fine...whoah, shhuoldn't have done it" she hold her head "can I sheee th,those socks...Getting cold"
aye, You throw the socks on the bed and she wear them
"T-there wash another pair in the bootsh!Wwaiiiit, thiss are glovesh!"
Who the fuck put gloves in their boots? Bah
>>614611
>>614615
Aye!
>Wait open both at the same time!
Why?
>ask the Kobold? I mean Lizard
Wut!?
Your alcool powers kick in and you smash the right Door
"M-mishter! Noo! there's a trap in it!"
nothing happen
What?! how do you know? the TV lights back on
>Nooo, you fool, you hould have open it normally!That was the wrong door, You should have opened it normally! The trigger was not activated that way!
Inside the door you see a sawed off shotgun with it's trigger linked to the knob by some weird rope works
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No. 614845 ID: 5f9627
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614845

>>614842
you are now down to 60% drunk
Every drunk power usage consume 20% of your drunk meter
Drunk powers aloow you to create a temporary plot armor, giving you an extra hint on how to solve a room
Lizard's trap sense allow her to pimpoit the location of trap, but not what it is or how it works
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No. 614858 ID: df3e17

>>614842
>>614845

Use lizard powers to dissarm shotgun.

Obtain shotgun, become armed and dangerous drunk hobo.
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No. 614874 ID: 6c42b7
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614874

you loot the trap room, you recover 3 meters of nyolon string and a Christmas teemed sawed off shotgun, three bullets in it.
Great let's get out of this room!
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No. 614881 ID: 6c42b7
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614881

>>614874
the next room looks likee a really cheap xmas puzzle
Tv light's on again
>The previous room was too easy of a challenge I suppose...Well, let's see how you will be able to exit this new room without a way to reach the balcony!
"Thish weird p-painting reeeeally shound shtupid..."
>I HAVE HEARD YOU! YOU STUPID KOBOLD!"
"Y-yip!"
she jump behind you
"S_shcaaaryy!"
The hell is a kobold?
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No. 614883 ID: 2ec61a

check couch, tree, and under the rug. then move the tree near the balcony and send you lizard up it.
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No. 614886 ID: df3e17

>>614881

Use rug as a sling, shoot lizard on top of balcony and force it by gun point to press the lever.
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No. 614903 ID: 6c42b7
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614903

>>614886
Wut? How would I even? Lizard help me fid more booze!
"A-aye!"
I'll check the rug
Under the rug there is a pressure plate surrounded by holes
This look suspicious!
You are about to touch the pressure plate when your lizard call you.
"M-mishta...pleashe come here..."
She is sitting on the couch HOLDING BOOZE!
Just one bottle, tough.
Great, you are good lizard!
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No. 614915 ID: df3e17

>>614903

Drink.

Make lizard check pressure plates.
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No. 614919 ID: 2ec61a

chug booze, send to check plate while you move the tree.
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No. 614929 ID: 5f402f

Drink booze.

Couldn't we just pick the lizard up and put her on the platform with the lever? She's tiny, and you're tall.
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No. 614937 ID: 400eda

>>614903
Drink till you fell no pain. Or feel nothing at all, actually
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No. 614952 ID: f5796b
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614952

>Drink the booze
>Chug it
>Drink it
Hell yoeah you chug the booze!
you are back at 80%
>Send Lizard to check the pressure plate
Lizard, check the pressure plate...
"Th-that'sh an obvioush fire trap misther...It gets activated by pushing the..big presshure plate..."
Ah, well, do you think I could lift you high enough to reach the balcony?
"N-no no! I'm too shortand I'm not wearing underwear..."She blush
What, I could not hear the last bit
"nothing!"
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No. 614955 ID: 400eda

>>614952
She looks so adorable. Also, repeatedly question her about that last bit.
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No. 614964 ID: 5f402f

>N-no no! I'm too short
Well, we could throw her up that high, then.

Or you could just force her to climb the Christmas tree. Lizards climb, right? And it's the right height to reach the switch.
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No. 614983 ID: 742b4a

>>614952
Shove the tree next to the balcony so that it can be climbed up.
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No. 614988 ID: f562ed

>>614952
wedge the couch into the corner on its side. then, climb it with your little helper, then lift her up high enough that she can reach it.
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No. 614999 ID: 6c42b7
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614999

>>614964
throwing her look slike a pain in the ass...I'll just drag this tree closer as we decided before
>>614955
Pets tend be adorable, duh!
Lizard, are you sure you have nothing to say to me?
"Sh-shure! I'm cclearly not h-hidingh something about myshelf!"
She sound legit...Why you wanted me to ask it?
Anyway...He drags the tree under the balcony
Climb up!
She get a little red and move around the tree facing the direction opposite of where you are, then jump on the platform and hury up to pull the lever down
"D-done!"the door click open "Ccan you go c-check if the door is o-open?D-don't worry about me c-climbing down the tree...I-it'sh p-perfectly sh-shafe.."
That oes not sound like the best idea, should I go?
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No. 615003 ID: 2ec61a

>>614999
just jump, i'll catch you.
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No. 615044 ID: 6c42b7
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615044

>>615003
Just jump, I'll catch you!
"A-are You Sh-Shure you d-don't want to check the door? I-I'm a pr-pretty capable climber!"
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No. 615045 ID: 5f402f

Get your butt down here, I need you to check the door for traps before I open it.
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No. 615051 ID: 742b4a

>>615044
Go look at the door.
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No. 615077 ID: df3e17

>>615044

Topple down the tree while being drunk. Force her to jump down.
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No. 615084 ID: 6c42b7
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615084

>>615077
You, accidentally,the tree
OPS!Now jump down! I need your help to see If there are traps on the door!
"Y-yip!"She turn even redder"F-f-fine..." she do her best to cover herself and jump.
"H-have y-you sheen?"
You are confused.
Of course I have seen it? Otherwise you will have been on the ground!Why everyone have weird question for me today?
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No. 615089 ID: df3e17

>>615084

Gain relationship points for making her ashamed.

Head to door to check for traps.

Look at your drunk meter.
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No. 615125 ID: 5f402f

Put lizard on floor, pet head like a dog. Tell her to go check the door.
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No. 615269 ID: dbe554

Tell her to look at the door, make sure its not trapped and then if its not open.
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No. 615353 ID: 6c42b7
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615353

>>615125
you put Your lizard down and pet her head.
Good job up there!
"T-thanksh...Gosh..I need to find pantiesh fast!"
What? You should learn of to not mumble so much! People can't hear your last words!
"S-shorry M-Mishter.." she giggle a bit
You pet her head more.
Now, see if the door is trapped again, this guy is crazy.
"Aye" she trots towards the door
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No. 615354 ID: 6c42b7
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615354

>>615089
your shenanigans have improved your relationship levels
Your drunkness went beck to 60 thanks to the tree punching action.
"OK, the door is clear!"
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No. 615355 ID: 400eda

>>615354
First off, before we head out, ask if she has a name. We can't really be calling her 'lizard' all the time. If she doesn't find one that suits her.
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No. 615376 ID: 5f402f

Lizards don't have names, silly! Just like they're not supposed to talk. You're drunk.

Go through the door. Next room.
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No. 615433 ID: a4ca15
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615433

>>615355
>>615376
Even if It is an hallucination, Are we going to pass on the chance to not having to think about a name for our pet?!
Lizard!
Y-yesh?
Good job!
"Y-yip! Thanksh!"
Do you have a name?
"D-doo you really care?"
Why the fuck not?
she smile happily "It'sh Emerald! People usually just call me Lizard, so I got used to it..."
That's a cute name! (My subconscious must have some cute parts in it...)
"Eeeh!" She get red again " Thanks!Uhh..What'sh yoursh m-mishter?"
I have forgot...One too many drinks most likely. Anyway, let's go!
"A-aye!"
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No. 615438 ID: a4ca15
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615438

>>615433
you enter the next room. Inside there is more forniture a small fireplace and three big present boxes.
>Hohoho! I'm impressed you two succeeded in making it this far! To congratulate with you I gave you this presents, I'm sure you would find them lovable~
Sweet! Presents!
Emerald grabs your arm "Yoou shhould not trust h-him..."
Why, He said we got presents?
"..."
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No. 615439 ID: 742b4a

>>615438
...he DID try to kill you twice already. Poke a present with a chair.
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No. 615442 ID: 5f402f

Yeah, you're drunk, but even you know this is a trap.

Go check the presents for traps, trap finding emerald lizard thing.
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No. 615446 ID: c89009

She is good at finding booze and traps, just drink some more and let her check the room. Easier than you wasting your Drunk powers on searching stuff than breaking stuff
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No. 615588 ID: 400eda

>>615438
Remember, Emerald is a trap detector. Those presents that asshole wants you to have is probably filled with something either extremely painful for the both of you, or something worse.
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No. 616517 ID: 6c42b7
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616517

Sorry for the sudden hiatus, what should have been half day of work to my old work place turned out into 3!

>>615439
right...so...
>>615442
I'm no good with trap
>Go check the presents for traps, trap finding emerald lizard thing.
What?!
>>615446
Aye!
Liz- Emerald!!
"Yesh?!" she smile pleased by hearing her name
Look for traps and booze!
Mishter...I can actually shmell what'sh ii-iinshide form here...g-goblinsh..."
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No. 616527 ID: 2ec61a

slither up a tree to get a good look around.
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No. 616529 ID: 687279

>>616517
SMASH GOBLIN BOXES!
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No. 616563 ID: 14bb8a

Use drunk strength to pick up the table and smash the goblins in their boxes.
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No. 616668 ID: 33565b

Throw one of the boxes into the fireplace.
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No. 616702 ID: f562ed

>>616517
Enact murderhobo Mayhem

kick one box into the fireplace, lift up another, and smash it into the third.
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No. 616749 ID: e07928
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616749

>>616527
There is a small tree right out of your field of vision,as in every other room, but it's too short for L-Emerald to climb
>>616529
>>616668
>>616702
>RAGE! and throw one box in the fireplace!
Done.
A burning goblin can be heard screamthe other two jump out of their boxes before you can smash the other two
>>616563
>apply table to goblins
With your drunk strength you lift the glass table, for some miracle it does not shatter as you lift it(hobo plot armor on) and squash the goblins under it.
A shower of glass coveer the ground and the goblin are dead as hell.
>You have killed my little elves, you monster! The just wanted to hug you with their kniv- just hug you!
The door is now open
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No. 616753 ID: f461c5

Light a chair on fire and step forth to explore the next room.
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No. 616759 ID: f562ed

>>616749
loot goblin knife for Emerald. A cutting tool might be handy even if she can't fight
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No. 616778 ID: dd4ed3

Be sure to check the room for booze before going onwards.

>>616759
Good choice. Knives can be used for picking locks and uh, trap stuff, right?

>You have killed my little elves, you monster!
Hey, they were my presents, I can break em if I want to.
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No. 616805 ID: 687279

Take the poker from the fireplace, too.

Let's not forget we have a shotgun. Next enemy we face, maybe it'd be better to use the shotgun instead of a glass table.
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No. 616829 ID: e07928
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616829

>>616753
I'm burning a chair!
"W-wut?"
To make torches!
"EH? C-can't you craft one?"
You look at her dumbfounded.
...I do.
"Pff" She hugs you "You are crazy, but alsho my besht friend mishter!"
-You gain tree torches
>Loot Tiem!
you grab the two knife from the non charred goblins and give them to your lizard friend.
This way you will be able to defend yourself.
She nods"thanks"
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No. 617014 ID: 400eda

>>616829
Emerald is such a qt. Also, ask whether she can smell any booze.
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No. 617015 ID: 6c42b7
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617015

>>616829
As you enter thenew room they annoying voice of you captor echoes in your hears
>So, you monsters decided killing my little Christmas elves was not enough?, You had to loot their bodies?
"El-Elvesh? Those goblins?"
>ELVES!
Emerald jump behind you again ":<"
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No. 617016 ID: 33565b

Avoid stepping over the holes in the floor and ask how many damn liters we need in the bowl.
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No. 617019 ID: dd4ed3

>You had to loot their bodies?
Of course I did! I unwrapped my presents and then took my stuff. Couldn't just leave it there.

>holes in the floor
You don't even need to be a lizard to know that's a trap.
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No. 617020 ID: 400eda

>>617015
Quick! Before that asshole says anything else, ask Emerald to scan for any traps.
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No. 617033 ID: 687279

>>617015
This looks like a puzzle. Stare blankly at it until Emerald solves it for you.
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No. 617303 ID: 37a50d
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617303

>>617019
What? I unwrapped my presents and then took my stuff. I ungrateful should I've have been to refuse your presents?
>...anyway you need to put 4 liter of water in the bowl using those 3 liters anf 5 liters containers, otherwise the room will burn! Hahahahahah
>>617033
....
"Wh-why are lo-looking at me?"
You stare at her more
"I-I'm too drunk for this thingsh either...A-are we doomed?"
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No. 617304 ID: 33565b

Fill the five liter container and pour it's contents into the three liter container pour the two remaining liters from the five liter container into the big bowl then repeat that process a second time.
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No. 617308 ID: dd4ed3

C'mon, you know fluid volume! Just pretend it's booze.

If you take 5 bottles of booze, and pour it into 3 bottle of booze, you're left with two bottles of booze. And 2 and 2 is four!

So fill the 5, use it to fill the three, and dump the leftover in the middle. Repeat and you'll have 4 in the middle.
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No. 617313 ID: 33565b

I just thought of an alternative so that instead of pouring two liters in the middle twice we can pour four liters in at once. Fill the 5 liter container, empty three liters into the three liter container, empty the three liter container on the floor and pour the remaining two liters into the three liter container. refill the five liter container and pour one liter to fill the three liter container back up and the five liter container will have four liters exactly.
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No. 617314 ID: 60700b

>>617313
This.
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No. 617328 ID: 2ec61a

>>617313
and if we can't measure 2 liters in a three leter container? just do the long way.
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No. 617339 ID: 2f4b71

Why not just use the empty booze bottles? They're usually 1l or 2l in capacity.
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No. 617340 ID: 60700b

>>617328
We don't know if doing it the long way activates the trap once 2 liters are put into the bowl. The guy who is steering us through this obviously wants us dead.

Ask Emerald to check if putting just 2 liters in the bowl activates the trap.
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No. 617461 ID: 65aa03
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617461

>>617340
Y-yip!...Y-yeah... ..it'sh rig-rigged sho it will fry ush if we don't do it in one passhage...
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No. 617465 ID: 65aa03
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617465

>>617313
Then let's do this!
"It'sh A great Idea!"She looks at you with a bit of awe"Wait...A-are you shtill drunk?"
*GLUB*What?
drunk meter back to 60%
"Nevermind..."She proceed to solve the puzzle.
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No. 617468 ID: 65aa03
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617468

>>617465
the small latar sink into the ground and a ladder is lowered down.
>W-what?! You solved it?! Dammit!
"Yesh!" she then start to fidget and blush "Go firsht?"
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No. 617469 ID: 65aa03
File 142021028394.jpg - (108.91KB , 943x787 , =xmas.jpg )
617469

>>617468
update done, sorry, got a busy day
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No. 617471 ID: 33565b

Oh, isn't that cute, she's afraid we may try to peek up her dress while she's on the ladder. Fine, go ahead and go first.
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No. 617477 ID: dd4ed3

>"Go firsht?"
Then who's going to check the top of the ladder for traps?
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No. 617489 ID: 042f42

You force her to go first, you WANT to peek under her dress.
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No. 617499 ID: 687279

>>617468
Yeah okay. If there some goblins or something at the top it makes sense for the big guy to go first.
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No. 617527 ID: b34b5f

>>617499

If worse comes to worse, she will be able to detect him as a trap, and we will be able to get some of our drunk ex machina powers to save her.

Send her first.
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No. 617529 ID: 400eda

>>617477
I second this.
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No. 617705 ID: 69ea4e
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617705

You tilt your head ...But I can't sense traps!
"A-ah- B-but what if there are g-goblinsh or shomething?"
You just have to let yourself fall again?
She get Redder"F-f-fine...H-hey Mishter..."
Yes?
"L-lookup only if y-you h-hear me say help..pleashe?"
Why?
>.< "pleaaashe!"
OK
she climb up
"It'sh dark ash hell here!"
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No. 617714 ID: 687279

>>617705
Investigate the thing on the right.
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No. 617722 ID: 33565b

Well get off the ladder so Mister can climb up the rest of the way.
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No. 617724 ID: f562ed

>>617705
climb up with a torch. she clearly needs light.
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No. 617760 ID: b8ceae

>>617705
She needs a torch, but said not to look up.
So climb up without looking up! Just hold the torch far out to the side so it won't burn her.
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No. 617781 ID: 33565b

>>617760
She better get off the ladder first though, don't think she wants us to just ram our head into her bottom.
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No. 617859 ID: 69ea4e
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617859

>>617714
Emerald can't hear your voices.
Need a torch,then, I'm coming up!
"W-wait!" she let herself fall "Help!"
You react just in time to stop her from falling on the ground, she is as red as her dress
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No. 617902 ID: 69ea4e
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617902

>>617859
"Shorry..."
Don't worry. let's see what's up there.
The hobo use his drunk breath to start the torch and start to climb the ladder.
The room is now illuminated!
You see that the ground and the walls are covered in small sharp spikes, with only a few paths free.
Welp!
"Ho! so that's was the huge trap response I felt!"
>You can't use a torch here! It's cheating! Nooo! That's not fair!
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No. 617904 ID: 42443a

Well, navigate the path. Walk on the not-spike parts.
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No. 617993 ID: ea0ad9

>You can't use a torch here! It's cheating! Nooo! That's not fair!
What kind of Christmas is it without Christmas lights?
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No. 618252 ID: 6c42b7
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618252

>>617993
Dude, do You Really Mean you have no torches lit for CHRISTMAS? Do you even like it?!
>Ha! Noo, I love Christmas! I-I was just joking! Y-yeah...You are free to use the torch!
Emerald covers her mouth trying her best not to laugh. "PFF"
>WHAT!?!
"Y-yip!"she hugs you again in fear, You pet her head and walk on the clear path reaching the door. You look at her with inquisitive expression, she shake her head "The door is not trapped".
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No. 618259 ID: 6c42b7
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618259

>>618252
You open the door, what's inside does not look pleasant...
>Hohohoh, there are only a few rooms betwen you and freedom~
"Y-yip! Wh-what are all those claws marks! Is...Is that all bl-bl-blood!
...
>Those claws mark haven't be made by a reindeer I tried to genetically engineer into a perfect sexual partner...definitely not...
Emerald grabs your arm, she is shivering "Wh-ehat do we do?"
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No. 618260 ID: 33565b

You tried making a deer into a sexual partner? What kind of freak are you?
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No. 618270 ID: 42443a

Pick up broken axe. The drunk don't care what shape their tools are in.

Check the drawers on the left, after lizard checks if they're trapped. At least one of you should be watching the end of the hall at all times so you can't be surprised.
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No. 618292 ID: 687279

What are those red things on the walls?
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No. 618293 ID: 2ec61a

send emerald to check the dresser.
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No. 618371 ID: 991a9a

>>618259
Draw ye shotgun. Maybe fate will favor you and it has buck-shot in it.
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No. 618477 ID: 6c42b7
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618477

>>618260
A Christmas freak apparently...
>>618292
the same shitty decoration he has placed everywhere...
>>618270
Yo grab the axe and start to walk closer to the drawers. Emerald, check the drawers, I'll guard the hallway.
"A-aye!" she open the first drawer "Shcore! t-three roundsh for the shotgun and two more b-bottlesh!" before she can open the next you hear a gurgling sound coming from the hallway
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No. 618492 ID: 42443a

Load shotgun (if it's not loaded) and turn and prepare to unload into the monster (you know, assuming it attacks).
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No. 618502 ID: 6c42b7
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618502

>>618492
You load the shotgun, it's now fully loaded.

Also have a reminder of the character status and relationship meter (to find out what ??? stand for you must fill both relationship bars)
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No. 618503 ID: 6c42b7
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618503

You push Emerald behind you and ready your shotgun,the gurgling sound grow in volume , then...A nightmare show it's face.
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No. 618506 ID: 42443a

Just shoot it.
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No. 618517 ID: 2ec61a

apply liberal amounts of bullets
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No. 618519 ID: b66bbe

Aim for its limbs to cripple it.

Survival/Horror 101
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No. 618526 ID: 991a9a

>>618503
waitwaitwait offer it a candycane!
Or at least toss one at it to see how it reacts.
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No. 618640 ID: 07e115

Lure it backwards through a few rooms. Make it run into traps you were smart enough to avoid.
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No. 618666 ID: 1f1d59

>>618503
Have Emerald throw it a candy cane, if it makes any move to attack, take out its leg, then its face. (should be easier to hit if injured)
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No. 618702 ID: 6c42b7
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618702

>shoot a lot
>shooot
>at it's limbs
Yo aim at it's legs, It remove a nice chunk of muscle form both legs, but fail to brake it's bone.
This are small game shots!
The beast does not even seems to notice. It turns to face you, revealing a much more disfigured side of it's face. and roars!
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No. 618703 ID: b8ceae

>>618702
SEDUCE HORROR
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No. 618704 ID: 687279

Fucking useless shotgun. Wield the axe and take it on like a MAN.
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No. 618706 ID: 6e79d4

>This are small game shots!
Who loads a trap with bird shot?!? Damn stupid criminals can't do anything right.

Use the coat rack as a polearm to keep it at a distance. Push it against the wall if possible so little Kobold can start stabbing.
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No. 618721 ID: 31e410

Music will soothe its savage heart. Sing "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer".
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No. 618960 ID: 6c42b7
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618960

>>618702
You roar even louder and charge, grabbing the steel coat rack while running.
The beast is slightly taken back by your unexpected reaction and fail to avoid your improvised polearm; the shitty plastic angers on top of the coat rack break almost instantaneously, but the steel body prove itself solid enough to lodge inside the creature ribcage and through the wall behind it, leaving it stuck and bleeding.
The creature is not dead tough
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No. 618966 ID: 687279

Take the axe and behead it!
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No. 618970 ID: 8f3b8c

sing a prayer to Krampus.
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No. 619050 ID: 69ab8d

Leave one hand on the coatrack, holding him in place, draw axe with other hand and begin slashing like a drunken madman.
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No. 619115 ID: 6c42b7
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619115

>>619050
you push the coat rack further in it's ribcage, the wall feels like paper to you now, then grab the axe and apply it to the creature head and arm, after you are done both the beast and the wall are destroyed, literally!
There was another wall hidden under the one you pinned the beast!
"W-WOW!" Emerald looks at you in awe "A-are you really a human?"
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No. 619116 ID: be839b

Hah monster was little baby.
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No. 619120 ID: 687279

>>619115
Another wall? Stick the torch in there to see what's going on.
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No. 619124 ID: dbe554

Bah, your a drunk dude! DRUNKEN MASTER OF HOBO WHISKY, Better then human.

Anyways see if you can't peel away some more of that wall.
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No. 619127 ID: 88960e

>A-are you really a human?
No, you're superhuman.

Drink booze to celebrate victory.
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No. 619283 ID: 6e79d4

Take your Axe, stick your head in and say HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!
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No. 619404 ID: 768e0f

>>619115
"Yep. Humans can do anything~ put a man on the moon, put a drunk in a santa suit."
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No. 619924 ID: 6c42b7
File 142110050956.jpg - (158.09KB , 943x787 , 0storytime.jpg )
619924

I'm definitely human! We can do lots of shit
You move closer to the hole and are about to put your head in the wall, when Emerald grab you clothes.
"P-plashe..."
You look at her puzzled
"T-throw a torsch in it firsht..."
Aye! you put yoyr torch in it, the room looks empty, save for a steel ladder and a series of random pipes
The speakers of the room crackle on
>S-stoooop!You can't enter there! I-it's dangerous! Y-yess, much too dangerous! stay away from it!
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No. 619925 ID: 8339bb

good thing you are too drunk to worry about danger!
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No. 619935 ID: 639338

>>619924

Remove wall piping.

Acquire new weapon to smash things with. Make sure to have pipe for your little companion suitable for her little frame.

And Needless to say, get in there!
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No. 619937 ID: 687279

Don't mess with the pipes, they could be full of hot water or sewage. Expand the hole in the wall so you can fit through and go see what's up that ladder!
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No. 619961 ID: 768e0f

>>619924
So the dude that's trying to kill you in various unusual ways is saying THIS is too dangerous.

Welp. Treat it like it actually might be dangerous, like everything else, and climb!
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No. 620340 ID: 6c42b7
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620340

>>619925
Ha, who cares!
"You're bad at lying Yo!"
>>619935
>Pipes are cool!
Yeah!
>>619937
>Pipes are full of shit
Yeah, Always saying unbelievable crap!
>And burning hot water
that's not pleasant either...
Blargh! You widen the hole enough for both of you to enter.
The wall collapse relatively easily and you realize the floor is actually a floor below yours, and the ladder go up three more floors, at every floors there is a catwalk leading to a door.
>Nooooo! Why I had to be cheap on those dividing walls! Stop cheating in my beautiful dungeon!
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No. 620343 ID: 46df9e

Yell that you don't want his damn cake and throw the power switch.
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No. 620347 ID: a18f15

>Stop cheating
We're not cheating, we're playing by house rules. That's how you roll at Christmas. Playing a normal game would take too long!
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No. 620373 ID: 768e0f

>>620340
inhabit the crawlspace for generations to come.
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No. 620519 ID: 07e115

well, a one story drop wouldn't KILL you, but it WOULD suck. Is that string you got strong enough to safely lower yourself or emerald to the floor?

I mean, if all else fails we can just look the the walls on the inside and find a wall where the catwalk touches the edge, and batter holes in the wall on our side over there until everything is good again.
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No. 620542 ID: 6c42b7
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620542

>>620343
What cake?
>Ah, r.right, don't go there! I have cake for Y-
The light switch get turned down by Emerald using the axe handle, which actually fizzle a little before the current gets cut down.
Why you did that? He was going to offer cake to us!
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No. 620543 ID: 687279

"The cake is a lie."
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No. 620544 ID: 6c42b7
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620544

>>620519
Ah.. I did not refreshed in a while...I just made them jump....
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No. 620545 ID: 46df9e

>>620542
Look like I said you don't want his cake. Given everything you've learned of him so far would you really want to trust his baking products? If this floor is one beneath the one you were just on does that means it is the floor you started on? If so I would be curious what had been underneath where you started. So let's go down a floor and see what's there.
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No. 620696 ID: 6c42b7
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620696

>>620543
Emerald hugs You"Sh-shorry, but th-that wash a lie...."
Oh...Son of...
You pet her head in return, she smile awkwardly.
>If it existed it was probably going to be shitty and poisoned anyway, no big deal!
"S-so...now what? I-I have t-to climb up first again, right?" She makes a deep sigh
>on which floor you are? Explore the one below too!
Not this time.
She makes a surprised smile "R-really?!"
Of course, we climb down first!
She pouts"T-that's not funny" she then laughs at the joke and shake her head "Ok, It wash..."
she climbs down.
"N-nothing sheems different here, I think thish issh the floor we shtarted on..."
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No. 620697 ID: 46df9e

So the floor below is where we started and the floor directly above is the second floor we got too. Are we on a completely unexplored floor then? See if there are any doors on this level.
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No. 620700 ID: ea0ad9

Given how relunctant she tends to be about climbing, maybe you should just have her hold onto your shoulder while you do the climbing. She could warn you about any traps she senses, while you'll be ready to beat up anything mean. Teamwork!
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No. 620701 ID: 6c42b7
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620701

>>620697
the floor hoboman is on is the one you were when you killed the deer.
Emerald is on the floor you started on
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No. 620702 ID: 6c42b7
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620702

Suddenly! Something start banging violently on the door on first floor, the one Emerald is on, the door looks like it will break any moment
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No. 620719 ID: 6c42b7
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620719

>>620702
M-mister! there is a cabinet full of booze!, should I get it or should I just run upstairs?
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No. 620726 ID: d90668

Don't let her get close unprotected even for booze.

You might want to grab that fire axe quickly. Then she can grab booze while you defend her.
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No. 620728 ID: a18f15

Jump / slide down ladder at then mention of booze. You'll destroy whatever is coming through the door to protect your booze!
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No. 620741 ID: ca146f

>>620719

GET THE FOCKING BOOZE! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
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No. 620791 ID: 8b96ec

>>620719
Get down there and show whatever that thing is how you REALLY bash a door down
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No. 620875 ID: 00349e

>>620791
Hahaha, it would be funny if they were bashing down the door, and then we bashed down the door INTO them. Try that!
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No. 621293 ID: 6c42b7
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621293

>>620726
BOOOOOOZE! Step aside Emerald!
"A-aye!?"
You slide down the ladder drink another bottle of booze and get ready to charge
"M-mishter?!"
I'll show them HOW you bash a door down!
"W-wha-"
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No. 621295 ID: 6c42b7
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621295

You sprint, the door hinges looks like they are about to break. Too late! You slam against
the metallic door, it bends inward and fly inside the room, turning half of the undead deer into a mush splattered against the wall.
"A-amazing!"
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No. 621297 ID: 4ee2ef

>>621295
give others in room one opportunity to surrender.
Give candy to nice ones.
Splat naughty ones.
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No. 621311 ID: ea0ad9

Can't tell if the one in back is sighing or grunting. They certainly do look more... Lively than the first one, though! Maybe these ones aren't monsters. Try talking to them!
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No. 621433 ID: a18f15

>You slam against the metallic door, it bends inward and fly inside the room, turning half of the undead deer into a mush splattered against the wall.
Roll to intimidate the remaining monsters.
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No. 621481 ID: 687279

>>621295
...wait, are these Santa's reindeer? What happened to them? Put them out of their misery.

Can you remember their names, nameless bearded hobo?
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No. 622009 ID: 6c42b7
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622009

>Can you remember the name of Santa's deers?
.....I managed to forgot my name....How do you think I could remember those?
>>621297
>>621311
OK! I'll give you one chance! Surrender and I'll give you a candy don't and-
Emerald start to pull your sleeve "M-mishter...T-those thing looks ag-aggressive!"
The creatures turn toward you menacingly and start to growl
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No. 622011 ID: 6c42b7
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622011

Better safe then sorry, they say...
>>621433
You roll CRITICAL!
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No. 622015 ID: 6c42b7
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622015

>>622011
You Roar loud enough that the first undeer collapse on the ground, ears bleeding, the others two are stunned and in pain.
Emerald predicted your action and covered her ear holes "I-I've felt it in the bonesh!"
Now what?!
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No. 622018 ID: d958ad

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
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No. 622027 ID: a18f15

Finish them.
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No. 622105 ID: 46df9e

Hoist Emerald onto your shoulders and rush up the ladder before they recover. When they move to follow we can just knock the first one off of the ladder and let them both be smashed by their fall.
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No. 622871 ID: 5cd1a2
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622871

>>622018
>>622027
>FINISH HIM
Aye!
You buty the axe in the closer undeadeer, the creature skull prove to be surprisingly soft!
The axe cut is head in two and hit the concrete below, this prove to be the end of your already damaged weapon as the handle snap.
Fuck!
The two others creature have recovered!
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No. 622875 ID: 5cd1a2
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622875

You hear Emerald shouting from behind you "Mishter!" She is dragging the large axe that was outside the room.
Great! you rush toward her and grab the axe.
"T-thanks!I-I've alsho got the booze!"
You are the best! You drink the whole bottle in one gulp
"Eeeh!T.thanksh..."
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No. 622885 ID: 5cd1a2
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622885

>>622875
Before you can do anything Emerald shout "Behind you!"
The closer one is almost on you! Suddenly A knife get stuck in its neck,the thing gurgle incoherently before his head fall to the ground, removed by your axe as does the last one.
You turn toward Emerald, she has a second knife ready "I-I..."
That was Great! Good job!
Emerald face turn as red as her dress"Y-yip! T-thanksh..."
Hmm, now what?
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No. 622891 ID: f61b8d

>>622885
Well, what's in the area?
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No. 622941 ID: 326ee1

>>622885
Sit her in your lap and ask her what she wants for Christmas this year
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No. 622942 ID: d958ad

Loot the place. Check the stockings and behind that curtain thing.
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No. 622950 ID: 7d265e

Recover thrown knife.

Is this room a dead end, or is there another door? Is there stuff here?
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No. 622969 ID: ea0ad9

Wait a minute... The lizard threw a knife? Lizards can't do that, and there's no way you could have just drunkenly imagined that.
Clearly, the drunk imagination must be going in the opposite way: She's actually a woman, who you're seeing as somewhat of a lizard!
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No. 623362 ID: 3836f6
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623362

>>622891
>>622942
>>622950
you look around...Emerald confirm that there are no other doors into the room
"Th-there are only thish whooden cr-cr..boxesh and this two bags, they make a weird squishy shound if you poke them...C-can we shkip the shqushy bagsh?"
>>622969
...But I've held her a few times, she feels quite lizardlike to me, Tough a talking lizard is a s weird...Bargh!
Hoboman is utterly confused
"M-mishter? Y-you OK?"
I'm Confused! Emerald are you really a huge lizard that talks or I'm hallucinating it?
"...W-wha?! W-what elshe sh-should I be?"she looks sad "Y-you shtayed with m-e because y-you though I-I wash shomething elsh? A-a-are going to leave m-me now?"
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No. 623363 ID: d958ad

Nah. You've been sticking with her because she's friendly and useful. You just don't get how she can be a talking lizard. Ask for an explanation of what she is exactly.
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No. 623474 ID: 07e115

What? No. We clearly thought you were what you are. Then we got confused and/or more drunk and began to ponder whether what we thought was what really was, and wanted to make sure that it wasn't what we hadn't thought it was. But, as you have now confirmed, it was what we thought so it wasn't what we hadn't, so we thought correct, so nothing has really changed. Good talk, let's go smash more Christmas horrors, drink more alcohol, avoid more traps, and learn the true meaning of whatever day it really is.
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No. 623749 ID: 3836f6
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623749

>>>623474
Blargh!
You fall on the ground catatonic.
"Mishter!" Emerald lays you in a safety position
"M-mishter wake Up!" after a few seconds you regain conciousness
Sorry, My brain was resetting itself...
You pet her head.
I was just making sure you are actually who you are and not some drunken delusion.
I've been drinking a whole fucking lot so far!
She smile a little relieved "Hehe..yeah..."
>>623363
So don't worry about me leaving you! I'm being with you because you are helpful and I like to
have you around.
She blush a little "T-thanksh..."
I'm just curious on what you are, I did not know lizard could talk!"
"I-I'm a kobold..."she notice your utterly blank expression "I-intelligent lizardsh living underground...N-never heard of my kind?"She looks a bit troubled.
Nope! But I've also never heard of deer zombies, sooo...anyway lets loot!
"A-aye!"
< Do I still open the suspicious squishy bags or let them be? >
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No. 623762 ID: 82efdc

Squish squishy bags. Obviously.
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No. 624215 ID: 3836f6
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624215

Aye!
You stick your crowbar into the nearest crate and open it up, the force you put into it "was a bit too much" and the crowbar hit the squishy bag above sending it fly, it fall on the ground with a loud splat and start to leak a red. foul smelling goo start to leak from the bag
"Shomething is wrong whit that stuff!" she looks at you " L-let' keep way from that, it makes me feel uneasy...B-be m-more careful next time...pleashe..."
Aye..sorry...
You pet her head and open the other crate.
OK! let's see what there is in it!
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No. 624217 ID: 3836f6
File 142349176688.jpg - (112.86KB , 994x894 , 0fight.jpg )
624217

Ther is no trap in ihere, right?
You ask to Emerald.
"Nope!"
Good!
You start to rummage in the hay and recover :
Heck yeah more booze! X3
"Yesh!"
actual bullets for your shotgun X10
"W-we can fight from a range!"
Candy canes x10 again
"C-can I have one, pweashe?"
Sure! Here!
you trow one candy at Emerald.
"I-I'm feeling more energetic now!" Emerald's Health is back to 100%
And a weird striped bandana.
"Wah! W-w-w-wait!"
Right...we don't need it.
You put it back n the crate
Let's get out of here!
You grab her hand and get out of the room.
M-my pantiesh...noooo
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No. 624218 ID: 3836f6
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624218

you climb up the first set of ladders when the smell of the foul liquid start to fill the room, a disturbing sound you can only describe as organic can be heard from the room you have just left
"W-what?"
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No. 624348 ID: 321d85

>>624218
Well, two options. You can swiftly go back and see if the problem is a thing that can be punched into non-problemity. Or: you can climb faster.
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No. 624349 ID: d958ad

I think you should just keep going, there's no reason to go back there.
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No. 624469 ID: a0f3a9

i think the solution to this problem is the same as the solution to every problem. Near lethal amounts of alcohol!
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No. 624973 ID: 3836f6
File 142385654465.jpg - (543.67KB , 994x894 , 0fight.jpg )
624973

>>624348
>>624349
>CLIMB FASTER!
Emerald! jump on my back, let's climb up!
"A-aye!"
Your companion climb on your shoulders and hugs your neck.She is shaking.
Don't worry emerald! Like every we faced so far I Have a solution! BOOOOOOZE!"
She chuckle, she is about to say something when the disgusting sound start to turn into a low growl"C-climb!"
You climb up two floors when the creature seemingly rise out of the red mist.
"Y-yip! W-what the hell ish that!?"
Most of Emerald's words are covered by the loud roar of the creature.
"L-let's-" Emerald is too scared to continue as the creature start to climb the wall!
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No. 625072 ID: 82efdc

Blast it off the wall with the gun!
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No. 626319 ID: 522336
File 142473253330.jpg - (310.45KB , 994x894 , 0fight.jpg )
626319

>>625072
>>625072
You get your sawed off shotgun and aim at the creature legs.
Shoot! We still have the birdshots in it!
I Switched them with the bucks one!
You are awesome!
Y-yip! Ehhh.. thank-"
BOOM!
The main head explode into gibbets
Headshot!
The creature falls, but even before it reaches the ground you see something growing in place
of the head.
"C-climb!"
Fucking on it!
You reach the last floor and get off the ladder.
OK, let's ru-
The sound of steel bending cover your voice, the chimera emerge from the catwalk just in
front of the door
Fuck!
"Y-yiiiip! I-it's head!"
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No. 626372 ID: 1f1d59

>>626319
As much as i hate to say it, you may have to burn this thing, which would mean precious alchol will be lost. Unless we have something else we can light it on fire with?
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No. 627018 ID: f4096e
File 142512298378.jpg - (404.13KB , 994x894 , 0fight.jpg )
627018

>>626372
Preciuos alcol unless..
You look at Emerald whit hope in your eyes,she looks at you, she know what are you asking her and hugs you.
"I-I'm sorry, the flame trap before used flammable gas, I could not store it in a used bottle..."
You pet her head, manly tears stream down your eyes.
I-it's fine, I can't always count on you for everything.
You throw the bottle and a torch at the thing, you had no time to make a proper molotow.
The creature explode into an inferno of flames and fall, lighting the red mist on fire too.
"...Sh-shorry for your loss..." She hugs you again.
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No. 627019 ID: 321d85

Manly tears. Yet its sacrifice was not in vain.
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No. 627075 ID: 5db52c

It did something awesome. A fitting, if tragic, end for booze.

Make a visible effort to collect yourself, then continue onwards.
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No. 629399 ID: f4096e
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629399

>>627019
It's fine...It's end was more then many booze bottles could hope for, a tragic but fitting end...
Emeralds nods "Sh-should we go? W-want a minute to mourn it?"
You pet her head. No, it's fine, let's move on.
You walk to the edge of the broken catwalk. Can you jump over?
"Aye!"
you pass the ruined cat walk and emerald examine the door.
"Closhed. No t-trapsh, tough"
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No. 629421 ID: f61b8d

Is there a way for us to get over there?
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No. 629428 ID: d958ad

>>629421
Well, if we can't, Emerald could go through and try to find something to cross with.
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No. 629432 ID: 5db52c

>Closhed
Well, then we open it!
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No. 629439 ID: bd8b82

the hinges are visible, we can break them.
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No. 630755 ID: f4096e
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630755

>>629421
Hmm...How can I cross?
>>629428
You got an idea
"Y-you can try b-bending the handrail to make a bridge?"
...Sure!
You twist the thing, it make for a wobbly bridge, but you still pass over it.
Ok, let's bust thin hinges!
"Aye!...How?"
Becase of three power gauges I had to redraw this pic 4 times, I'm not working on this pic any more!
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No. 630760 ID: bd8b82

hinges usually are a large pin holding the halves together, use axe to lever out the pins.
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No. 631998 ID: f4096e
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631998

>>629421
let's just fuck the hinges! I'll use the axe head to pry the hinges apart!
"Hmmm, w-wont the crowbar be better for that?"
...I suppose...
"...But It will be cooler with the axe, right?" she smile.
Hahahahah! let's do it!
The hinges get fucked and the door fall on the ground with a loud slam.
The room now is open to a large dark space, save for a red dot of light in the distance.
"I-I don't like thish..."
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No. 632004 ID: 296917

No torch available this time.

...Just step in there, try to adjust your eyes to the light.
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No. 632008 ID: 9297f4

Reassure her and boldly go in.
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No. 632028 ID: 5db52c

Ask her if there are any traps.

Then assume the red light is a robot's eye or something similar and throw something at it.
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No. 632040 ID: 9b7a8e

>>631998
wrap hat around crowbar hook. add a little booze if needed, for a makeshift torch.
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No. 633402 ID: f4096e
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633402

>>632040
It's too dark, I'll make a torch with the crowbar and the hat.
"OH! Th-that'sh a good ideea!"
You remove your hat, Emerald's eyes open wide as your long flowy hair get set free from their red polyester prison.
"H-hot!"
What?
"I-I-I m-mean, the room Ish getting hot...t-the fire...yeah!"
Right. Let's hurry!
You light the torch on fire.
Sense any trap
She nods "But It'sh the obvioush red light thingy...I can't shay more...shorry"
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No. 633404 ID: bd8b82

we'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
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No. 635848 ID: f4096e
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635848

Right, let's make some light in there.
As you enter the most annoying laughter rings in your ears.
>yahayahayhayayhayhayahayahayahy! You fell for my trap!You wont escape my -Alcohol fuelled- deerbot!
"that does not look like a deer!"
>Yes it Does!
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No. 635849 ID: 905b7f

>>635848
>[green]Alcohol fuelled[/green]
Sounds like a big keg to me. Crack that bitch up.
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No. 635850 ID: 6ac522

>>635848
This dude isn't serious is he?
Flat-out telling you its fueled by booze while you're holding a torch?
Follow your nose Santa-Hobo, stick that torch where it smells the booziest. On the machine that is.
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No. 635851 ID: bd8b82

>Alcohol fuelled

that means there is beer INSIDE IT! MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE MODE break it in half and get it's beer!
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No. 635860 ID: f61b8d

It is huge. Therefore, it has huge beer.
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No. 636023 ID: f0a5e4

Sounds like it's KEGsmas to me! Follow your KEGtuition and take a (KEG) stand, you glorioush bashterd! This Killbot Kegger Killjoy is all that stands between you and Emerald's freedom to booze it up as much as human/lizardly possible!
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No. 638092 ID: f4096e
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638092

>>635850
"M-mishter! I can see the f-fuel hatch! It'sh Open"
>No! I-I clearly made a f-fak-
>>635849
>>635851
>>635860
BOOOOZE!
Axe in hand you rush at an impossible speed toward the Deerbot. Not giving the commasnd bot time to react you sever the fuel tank which fall a few meters away, the bot has still enough energy to move tough!You hear a loud sound of metal being lodged into metal.
Emerald has poked a hole inside the deer bot robotic operator head.
"M-mishter!Pleashe b-be more careful!" she say almost crying.
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No. 638093 ID: 9297f4

Hug that little kobold and start chugging.
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No. 638094 ID: f4096e
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638094

>>636023
The pain...
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No. 638112 ID: bd8b82

save your lizard!
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No. 641185 ID: f4096e
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641185

>>638093
I'm sorry Emerald...But BOOOZE!
She puff her cheeks "Mishter!"
Pfff...sorry, soory. How about an apology hugs?
She turns red "Y-yip...R-really?"
You don't like hugs?
"I-I-I DO!"She jump down right between you arms, red as a cherry but smiling"S-sho....C-c-can I a-ashk you a qusht-"
>Nooooo! my beatifoul deerbot! You monsters!I'll make sure you will never get out of that room!....as soon as I'll be able to reboot the energy of the facility...
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No. 641187 ID: bd8b82

grab lizard, ESCAPE!
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No. 641189 ID: 9297f4

Fondle lizard lightly.
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No. 641323 ID: 78a595

>>641185
Tell him to shut up, he's ruining the moment!

...with your booze. And lizard. In that order.
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No. 641483 ID: f4096e
File 143205127722.jpg - (177.07KB , 938x885 , =lewd.jpg )
641483

>>641323
"Sh-shut up! I Wash going to a-a-a-a-" she starts to glow red" Booze!"
Right! Emerald jump on my back!
"A-aye!" she shift from your MANLY! arms to your back "Let's run!".
You sprint toward the door at the end of the room, you grab the fuel tank and slam it against the door,which gave in quite easy, you hands start to shake tough.
"M-mishter?"you fall to your knees, Emerald jump down your back "What's happening?!
I'm sober...I can't move.
>Hahahahahahahahaha You are dead! I'm almost done restting-
"shut up!"she takes your face between her hands "Where do you keep the booze bottles?"
In my pants...
"..."
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No. 641485 ID: 88960e

>In my pants...
Well where else would it be. You don't have a shirt, and you lost your hat!
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No. 641489 ID: e114bc

>>641483
Ask her to rummage through your pants and take hold of the biggest bottle she can find.
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No. 641876 ID: f4096e
File 143224006106.jpg - (253.58KB , 938x885 , =lewd.jpg )
641876

"C-c-can you g-grab t-them y-y-"
I can barely talk..j-just grab as...many as-.
"OK, shorry...D-don't f-f-f-force yourself" you can see the air being distorted by the heat of her cheeks as she muster the courage to rummage in your pant's " O-OK...Got one!"she take out a bottle and put it at your lips, you gulp it down fast.
M-more...
"...O-ok" she get another one, then immediately remove her arm from our pants, she turn even more red "O_O That's not human sized!"
Booooze....
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No. 641878 ID: e114bc

>>641876
Isn't there booze in the fuel tank? Use some of your recovered strength to break it open.
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No. 641885 ID: bd8b82

create hole in tank, CHUG
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No. 641892 ID: 78a595

>>641876
Pull her in uncomfortably close, so you can drink the booze out of her arms. You need to nurse on the precious, precious booze.
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No. 643510 ID: f4096e
File 143276012829.jpg - (630.68KB , 1414x1416 , =xmas.jpg )
643510

>>641878
>>641885
Not drunk enough..
>>641892
you gently put your arm around a still shoked Emerald and pull her closer to you.
"Y-yip!I-I-I'm no-not r-r-ready! I-I m-mean K-kobolds are s-sup-supposed o be s-s-s-tretchy, b-but..."
You chug the booze from her her hands, then you look at her we vacant eyes.
Booze? Thanks?
"N-no problem..."
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No. 643514 ID: f4096e
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643514

>HAHAHAHAHAHA! To late!
The lights turn on again!
>Now I can activate the blastdoors!
As he say that a massive metal door close in front of the one you just busted.
"NOO!"
>YES! I WON! YOU DAMN CHEATERS!
You put Emerald down and slowly walk toward the fueltank. Emerald looks at you, you smile and punch a hole in the tank, then proceed to drink every drop of booze in it.
NOW! I'M DRUNK!
>Hahahah, it's too la-
The blast door cave in at your first punch.
"OH Damn YESH!"
Were you saying?
-drunkness level:Dionysus-
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No. 643518 ID: f4096e
File 143276306853.jpg - (388.00KB , 1414x1416 , =xmas.jpg )
643518

>>643514
You Pose as a team, then step inside the new room.
It's a massive laboratory, row and row of vats are in it, You can quite figure what's inside of them.
The Christmas nutso is silent.
Now what?
"S-something ish weird, I-I Can tell there ish a trap, b-but I can't tell Where it ish..."
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No. 643521 ID: e114bc

Alright let's just try to trigger the trap, then. Toss some of the wreckage into the room.
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No. 643523 ID: 78a595

>>643518
Finish this. You've literally got a godly level of booze on board.

Go fully on booze saiyan and hadoken blast the lab into nothing.
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No. 643682 ID: bd8b82

open keg, chug, destroy lab.
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No. 649059 ID: fab78f
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649059

>open keg, chug, destroy lab.
Sadly you had drink till the last drop of booze already, this make you sad, then angry!
BOOZE!
>blast the lab off!
YES!
You grab the pavement and rip a massive slab of concrete from it, it float in front of you for a second, then you punch it.
The massive concrete slab turn into a deadly shower of concrete bullets crashing every tubes and their contents.
You also hear Emerald screaming something in the background, but te explosion you coused made it impossible to understand.
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No. 649062 ID: fab78f
File 143454277681.jpg - (106.27KB , 1200x1008 , ==.jpg )
649062

Ah, take that you dumb sicko!
"Pant pant" Emerald regain some of her composture "Y-yesh!"
>You have fell for my trap!
What?
The dust sette and it's replaced by a red mist
"Aah! T-the red shtuff!"
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No. 649063 ID: fab78f
File 143454339154.jpg - (333.63KB , 1200x1008 , ==.jpg )
649063

That disgusting sound you heard before fighting the first abomination is now almost deafening
"M-m-mishter!"
>hahahahah! you are doomed now!
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No. 649065 ID: 88960e

>>649063
Vaccum breath. Inhale all the red stuff, ferment it in your mouth by pure force of will, and then swallow all the red booze at once.
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No. 649069 ID: bd8b82

channel your inner kirby.
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No. 649123 ID: e114bc

I think eating the red stuff might be a bad idea. I say back up to the door and use it as a choke point.
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No. 649143 ID: af0783

>>649063
since we're still taking pages from the Hulk's playbook: Clap, real hard. Maybe it'll repel the mist and leave it clinging to the walls instead of being a breathing hazard.
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No. 650718 ID: fab78f
File 143527329054.jpg - (277.62KB , 975x879 , =xmas.jpg )
650718

>>649143
Emerald!
"Y-yesh?"
Cover your ears and get behind me
"A-aye" run behind you "W-what are you gonna-"
No time to answer!
You clap your hands!
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No. 650720 ID: fab78f
File 143527355352.jpg - (349.11KB , 975x879 , =xmas.jpg )
650720

The resulting shockwave clear up the floor in fron of you of the mist and most of the flesh growth in front of you but it's only enough to meka a path in between as it only pushed the red mist aside.
To the sides of the room, growing, there is a mass of twitching flesh and bones.
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No. 650721 ID: bd8b82

pick emerald up and run like the soup kitchen just opened and they have something special today.
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No. 650723 ID: fab78f
File 143527371839.jpg - (153.95KB , 975x879 , =xmas.jpg )
650723

Emerald is a bit stunned despite you being her shield
"W-wha-"
>NO! You wont leave this room! You must pay for all my ruined plans!
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No. 650727 ID: ab7529

Emerald: snap out of it just in time to see an angry drunken god slamming into the thing at the end of the room and finally ending this farce in one hit.
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No. 650803 ID: e114bc

Move! We must get to the exit. Trying to fight this thing would be far too sobering.
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No. 656103 ID: fab78f
File 143699332247.jpg - (221.48KB , 975x879 , =xmas.jpg )
656103

>Fighting whatever is in this room will be too sobering
>Fighting will be too sobering
>Sobering up!
>Sobering!
WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
The sealed up door in front of you explode outward in a shower of splinters!
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No. 656104 ID: fab78f
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656104

>Aaagh! My sanctum! You'll pay for th-
You are now creep out. The room is small and badly lit, trash all over the place, the walls are covered in hand painted picture of reindeers.
>N-nooooo don't look!
Emerald enter the room
"...I-I..."
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No. 656107 ID: 9297f4

What am I looking at, a fat female raindeer?
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No. 656113 ID: 96f6a8

>>656107
I would say a fat male fursuiter in his parents basement or something like that.
Anyway, it has a shiny red nose. Apply FIST there.
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No. 656125 ID: e114bc

Alright make him call off his monsters. Then explain why he kidnapped you or you'll destroy all his art.
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No. 656127 ID: ab7529

Threaten the artwork. They'll want to preserve their precious commissions!
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No. 656130 ID: bd8b82

a basement dweller of this magnitude has only one weakness, sunlight. take him to the surface!
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No. 656184 ID: 07e115

I keep expecting a wall to peel away and reveal that this has all been a game show, and because of your fantastic performance you've won A BRAND NEW CAR. But it's a horrible prize, because you're too drunk to drive, and Emerald is too short.

have emerald check for traps. if none, apply violence to solve the problem. if yes, leave room and throw bits of stuff at it instead.
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No. 662031 ID: e4abe1
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662031

>>656184
Eh, had lots of BOOZE I would have won anyway, plus Emerald is a nice plus.
Emerald,Can you sense traps in here?
"N-no I T-think...Th-the goop in the other ish dishturbing my trap shensh...shsho many essh...
:<
You pet her.
It's fine
"t-thanksh..." she say blushing
>>656125
>>656127
>>656130
Ok dude, we can do it in two way, I destroy all your art and rag you outside, where your skin will probably start to melt off, or you can let us go.
>>656113
"Or you could punch him"
I'd love it!
":3" she smile.
>P-please! you can burn me alive, but spare my Beloved waifus OCDNS!
Y-your what?
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No. 662032 ID: 2a7417

Sorry, can't hear you over my FIST in your FACE.
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No. 662033 ID: 9297f4

FALCON PAWNCH.
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No. 662137 ID: 3663d3

FINISH HIM
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No. 662139 ID: ab7529

>>662031
Tease him. Threaten to S one of his OCDNS-es.
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No. 663684 ID: e4abe1
File 143991307817.jpg - (238.83KB , 975x879 , =xmas.jpg )
663684

>>662031
you are too stunned by the utter nonsense the creepy guy is saying to react.
Whit a rasping breath your capturer take out a small syringe containing a red fluid.
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No. 663688 ID: e4abe1
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663688

>pant pant..Not yet! It's not OV-
>>662032
>>662033
>>662137
FALCON! PUNCH!
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No. 663692 ID: e4abe1
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663692

>>663688
the fat blob and emerald fall on the ground as the chair give in.
You roll a few meters away from the chair, the blob is on the ground foaming, the syringe broken next to him.
T-that's the shtuff from before!, before you have a chance to react it has latched to the blob. The smell is hideous, tough just barely strong enough to cover the more disgusting one in the room...A afwul scream , then you find yourself out of the room, The handsome MAN! that captured your earth is carrying you.
W-we are free?!
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No. 663693 ID: e4abe1
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663693

Almost. one more doo-
>SKreeeeEEEEEEeeee!!!
>Yes, my babies come to meeeeee!
Sound of flesh moving come from the room you just came out.
"Y-yip!"
FUCK, what to do now?
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No. 663697 ID: 3663d3

TRY ALL THE BUTTONS!!
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No. 665304 ID: e114bc

>>663693
Close the door and jam it shut!

Then go uh... look at the mechanism that controls this door.
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No. 665309 ID: f79613

>>663693
There is only one solution.

MORE DRUNKEN VIOLENCE.

Either that or stall till Emerald manages to figure out what to do.

Stall with DRUNKEN VIOLENCE of course!
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No. 675416 ID: e4abe1
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675416

You try All the button, lots of beeping happens, then, you see a small screen flash the word
incorrect password
C-can I try?
Emerald asks you
Sur-
>HahaHAHAhHah YoU W-wiLl N-nev-nevNEVneNEVER! FiGUre IT OuT!
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No. 675418 ID: 3663d3

oh oh , i know, it's "DEER"!
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No. 675419 ID: e4abe1
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675419

>>675416
fuck, i'll try stalling that,
"I-I have one more booze bottle..."
You are the best!
"Y--yip! Th-thanksh!
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No. 675420 ID: e4abe1
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675420

>>675418
"Hmm, It's probably something dumb...Deer?"
Error
"hmm"
Deer Noises!
The wall explode, from it the mangled body of your capturer appear, then two massive deer hands
> D-Do you L-lIKe MeeEEeeEEEEEEeeeee now?
For what for scratching a wall?
Lewd kobold noises.
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No. 675432 ID: 3663d3

uppercut their face.
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No. 675433 ID: 5ad4a7

>>675420
"Rudolph"?
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No. 688459 ID: e4abe1
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688459

With a devastating upperdut you crush the creep's head on the ceiling floor.
Have taste of my fists!
(Lewd kobold waifu noises)
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No. 688464 ID: e4abe1
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688464

Are you OK emerald?
"Y-y-yes...I-I f-feel f-fantashtic..."
She type rudolph on the keyboard
-wrong password-
"W-what!H-how?! C-cold Th-that blob r-really have used shomething not r-retarded?! I-I refuse to believe it!"
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No. 688466 ID: 5ad4a7

>>688464
"Christmas"? "Santa"? "Password"? "12345"?
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No. 688467 ID: e4abe1
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688467

Suddenly!The magled body of the creep in egulfed by flesh creating a weird cocoon, then a roar and the wall collapse, a beast made of teeth eyes and bones erupt from it.
That should impress me?
"Kobold foaming sounds m-musht t-typt p-passshwrod...""
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No. 688502 ID: 3663d3

that password is swordfish
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No. 688506 ID: 86cfc3

The password is =xmas. It's been right in front of us the whole time.

>foaming and stuttering
Is she suffering a lewd overload, or is there some horrible poison or chemical in the air we're too boozed up too notice.
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No. 688509 ID: 195a8f

Anything written on any of the reindeer pictures? Bet his waifu's name is the password
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No. 688713 ID: e4abe1
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688713

I meant to update yesterday, but i have caught a bad cold so i went to bed early
>foaming and stuttering
>Is she suffering a lewd overload, or is there some horrible poison or chemical in the air we're too boozed up too notice?

Emerald, Are you sure you are OK? You are making some weird noises?
She shakingly rise her right arm and make a thumb up gesture.
>RoAAAaaAR!
A cacofony of screams make you concentrate on the enemy in front of you.
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No. 688718 ID: e4abe1
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688718

>>688713
Pant pant... L-lets t-try C-Chrishtmash f-first...S-shound dumb e-enough...
-wrong password-
...Damn edgy sh-
-Overly manly fight sounds-
Y-yip~ T-that's N-not f-fair~
The beast arms explodes, but the coccon reamin safe and move further away from the front of the creature.
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No. 688744 ID: e4abe1
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688744

M-must T-type password...C-can't take m-much more f-fight...L-let's try Xmas...If It'sh his shiitty reindeer's names I'll Shcream!
-Password accepted-
Yesh!
-Welcome home master~ I can I please you~?-
Says the image of a reindeer on screen
"...OK...T-that killed m-my libido-"
RIP AND TEAR!
Foaming Kobold Nises"N-ne-never M-mind...W-what to type?"
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No. 688746 ID: 3663d3

open door

open gate

release locks
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No. 688748 ID: 5ad4a7

Activate self-destruct
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No. 688786 ID: 86cfc3

>>688744
format drive c:/

Goodbye commissioned artwork, fanfiction, OCs.
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No. 689139 ID: e4abe1
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689139

>>688786
S-sweet Revenge! B-but let's see if W-we can G-get out before...
>>688748
S-same as above!
>>688746
-open door-
-Im sorry master~ I can't find that command~-
...I-I'm S-sho Formatting T-thish shit!
...Ohgod...
-open gates-
-How bold of you master~-
the reindeer blushes
C-confirm? -
"...Mishter! Hit him Harder!"
BOOOOOM!
Hard enough?
<3 pant pant <3 "Y-yes!"
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No. 689221 ID: 2eeb65

>>688744
>>689139
Hey! Lizard! Why the fuck did you remove your stockings? Put them back on
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No. 689223 ID: 836963

A little birdie told me that hobos get off on stockings...
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No. 689280 ID: b8ceae

>>689139
MAXIMUM POWER! Punch it so hard you go full Superboy and break the universe!
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No. 689311 ID: 2ca12e

>>689221
They were probably getting soggy.
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No. 689341 ID: 04b08a

Get those gates open, confirm the command!
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No. 689904 ID: e4abe1
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689904

>>689221
>>689223
B-becaushe...I-I...
>>689311
She Bulsh so hard she emits light.
A-a-a-anyway! L-let'sh O-open T-thissh g-gate!
-Yes-
You naughty master~
A badly drawn animation of a deer opening her legs appears (reaally desperate kobold noises).
At the same time the gate starts open.
Now to format EVERYTHING!
-M-master! Are you sure You want to format everything?
>RooOOoaaR!
"Fuck Yesh!"
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No. 689905 ID: e4abe1
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689905

The Beast try a desperate lunge in attempt to stop Emerald, but hoboman is ready, witha series of devastating punches the beast is torn apart,the remaining mass create a thougher shell around the initial coccon and a new body grows aound it.
You are not even trying anymore.
"Overly satisfied kobold noises"
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No. 689949 ID: 5ad4a7

>>689905
Let's get the fuck out of here.
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No. 689956 ID: 3663d3

sunlight is the basement dwellers weakness, once outside he will be scared to follow, even in this monster form.
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No. 690200 ID: e4abe1
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690200

>>689905
Mishter! The gatesh are open!
H-he wont follow us in the shunligh- FUCK! It'sh n-night time!
>BwHAhaH! You tHouUuGht I waS FuUUulish Enough TO DO ThIs DuRing ThE DAY?! YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE!
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No. 690211 ID: fa8f9d

I mean... Just walk out the gate.
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No. 690212 ID: 47160d

...You're a kobold...you can see in the dark
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No. 690228 ID: 2ca12e

>>690200
Summon Santa for help! Shouldn't be hard, Drunken bums always have hearts of gold. The only loose end is Emerald.

You haven't been naughty, right?

What were you doing in that skimpy get-up with side-tie panties before all of this, anyway?

uh oh.
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No. 690256 ID: 977a6a

>>690200
It's time for the long dark night to be over. For Christmas Eve to end, and Christmas morning to begin.
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No. 690284 ID: fab78f
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690284

>>690228
T-thish w-wash not my o-o-outfit!
...Except the panties...
Sh-shtill! santa isnot real sho w-who cares!
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No. 690286 ID: fab78f
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690286

>>690256
IT'S TIME TO END THIS JOKE OF A DUNGEON!
(Koboldwaifu lewd noises)
With a devastating punch your capturer, and most of the wall behind it is turned into <nothing. Only the cocoon remain, wich starts to crack.
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No. 690287 ID: fab78f
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690287

Suddenly the cocoon explode into a flash of light!
>Bwhahahahhaahha! IT'S OVER! GAVE OVER MY FINAL FORM!
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No. 690288 ID: fab78f
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690288

As the light start to faid you ears paniced reindeer noises.
As your eyes adjust to the darkness emerald starts to laugh.
"Pffhahahahah! S-shomething w-went wrong?!"
...
>Noooo! it was the wrong serum!
...What?
"Hahaahah!"
>Noooo!
What now?
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No. 690294 ID: 2ca12e

>>690288
He had a serum to turn himself into a deer furry but couldn't make a deer furry to fuck? That's probably the root of all of this, The guy's just so lonely he's gone nuts. I'm sure some kobold-on-deer lesbian smooching will make everything alright.
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No. 690296 ID: ad936f

Well, grab "him" (heh) and leave. We can hand him over to the cops on charges of being a sick degenerate furry. Maybe someone out there will give us booze money, people are always more generous during the holidays.
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No. 690299 ID: 550b1e

Throw each of the girls over one shoulder and escape into the night. Can figure out what to do with them later.
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No. 690305 ID: fab78f
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690305

>>690294
"I AM INTERESTED IN MASCULINE MEN ONLY!"
:I
Emerald?
°////° "I-it'sh n-not l-like I-I w-wash hiding i-i-it...."
...well, you are nice girl...
YIP!
>Noooo!
the tiny reindeer screams and rush towards you.
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No. 690306 ID: fab78f
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690306

Emeraldstep in and punch her in the stomachso hard she is lifted in the air
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Rad!
"T-thanksh.."
Oh well , let's get the fuck out of here. you throw both girls on your shoulders.
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No. 690309 ID: fab78f
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690309

Were to now?
"Hmm...I know where, it's a nice bar in the outskirt of my town...the owner got some scars on his face, but serves the best booze!"
BOOZE!
":3 Hehe, shall we go?"
AYE!
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No. 690310 ID: fab78f
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690310

Welcome, canI offer you something?
BOOZE!
Hehehehe!
The owner laughs
You look likes someone who had an adventure, want to tell me your story over a vouple of drinks?
"Shup barman...You wont believe thish...."
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No. 690311 ID: ad936f

Good end! :D
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No. 690312 ID: b8ceae

>>690310
Make kobold your waifu.
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No. 690387 ID: 5ad4a7

>>690310
That kobold deserves a thorough boning.
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No. 690432 ID: e4abe1

>>690387
OH MY~
Soon :9
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