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673575 No. 673575 ID: defceb

I'm stealing this drunk quest and running with it. Quick, suggest things before Fractal comes and shuts me down for copyright infringement.
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No. 673577 ID: 3bc92d

Marry me.
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No. 673578 ID: b5ccbf

Seek cute bug boys to ask out on a date.
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No. 673579 ID: 2ccbb3

Biggest fart ever.

Well, just a computer simulation of the biggest fart that is possible in the known universe.

Using wormholes.
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No. 673580 ID: 14ab09

drink more
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No. 673581 ID: 149da0

>>673575
Quick, copyright the idea before FRACTAL can. I bet that lush was always too drunk to make it to the patent office.
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No. 673582 ID: defceb
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673582

>>673577
Okay!

But it's a secret marriage, don't tell anyone shhh
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No. 673583 ID: defceb
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673583

>>673579
For you, Kome.

AWAAAAAAYYYYY
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No. 673585 ID: defceb
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673585

>>673578
Dang check out that cutiepie Hercules Beetle (Dynastes hercules). Bugs are kinda creepy but if you say I gotta date it I guess I have no choice???

How do I even flirt with a beetle this cool?
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No. 673586 ID: 329fef

Smooch hte bug.

do it
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No. 673587 ID: a6f913
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673587

ITS TOO LATE IM ALREADY FUCKIGN HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

im not drunk yet but mark my words. i will be

time for an AERIAL BATTLE
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No. 673590 ID: a6f913
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673590

fuque
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No. 673592 ID: defceb
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673592

>>673590
WHOA SLOW DOWN, I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS THIS BUG.
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No. 673595 ID: 3bc92d

>>673582

Oh gosh! A secret marriage~!

Yay!

>>673585

Whoa, are we poly with this giant beetle now?

Yikes! Modern relationships are so complicated!

Buy him a nice watch and some horn sharpeners, I guess.

>>673587

Guys, you've gotta stop fighting in the big white blank void! You're scaring Mr. Bug!

Take it outside and have an honorable duel.

wait, if you die, does it work by caveman rules where I become FRACTAL's wife
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No. 673596 ID: a6f913
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673596

FUCK YOU! IMPRESS THE BUG BY DEFEATING ME IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT! or perish, and lose both your bugbride and your idiombride in one fell swoop
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No. 673597 ID: defceb
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673597

Very well! For the honor of Idiomwaifu and bug-husbando(bugsbando?)I shall have an honorable fight TO THE DEATH.

Sorry Idiom, but if I die here you gotta marry Fractal. That's like, the law. And shit.

Quick anons, guide me in defeating Fractal and earning the love and affection of a cropped photo of a Hercules beetle!
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No. 673600 ID: 329fef

Use complex mathematics!

y'know

Like addition?
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No. 673601 ID: 9bccb8

We all know Fractal is weak for hard-knock furries. Draw a furry who's down on her luck in the big city and he'll be too distracted to fight well!
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No. 673605 ID: defceb
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673605

AWW YEAH HERE WE GO. THE SECRET TECHNIQUE.
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No. 673606 ID: defceb
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673606

BOOM! TAKE THIS, FRACTAL.
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No. 673607 ID: defceb
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673607

"Life in the city is hard. There's no river out of the swamp, and now I have to do hard math problems. Like addition."
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No. 673609 ID: 1b358e

2+2 = enhance knockers
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No. 673610 ID: a6f913
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673610

oooohhhh my god it's true. life IS hard in the city. and there is no river out of the swamp. in cyclical instances of intimate partner abuse it's easy to feel as if there is no escape, and to fantasize about magical easy solutions instead of making concrete steps towards changing your situation. ohhhhh my god

FRACTAL is DISTRACTED!
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No. 673611 ID: 329fef

Now GO IN FOR THE KILL.

er.

Light pat on the back.
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No. 673612 ID: d78cc1

kiss
kiss and fight
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No. 673613 ID: 6d4595

Go for a suplex!
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No. 673614 ID: 1f8505

Find armor for the Hercules Beetle and ride it into battle!
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No. 673615 ID: 2ccbb3

Jump on her spine and use her as a human grindboard.

Across the world's largest pile of broken lamps.

With coal dust.
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No. 673618 ID: defceb
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673618

I go in for the KILL! With a PAT ON THE BACK!

It's okay Fractal, I uh... understand?
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No. 673619 ID: defceb
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673619

"Now kiss."

BROM, NO

"Kiss and fight."

BROM I AM SECRET MARRIED.
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No. 673620 ID: 0fc976

FLYING KICKU
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No. 673622 ID: 1b358e

Wear the bunnything
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No. 673624 ID: 3bc92d
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673624

I think I’m high enough to participate a little bit

“Give ‘em a right hook, FRACTAL! Do a backflip, Apollo! Dodge to the left! Try to pull off a reverse german suplex!”

Mr. Bug’s expression is obvious, as if his body language alone is saying “Why aren’t you cheering for one or the other, Idiom?”.

I stare anxiously at Mr. Bug. “Don’t look at me like that, Mr. Bug. I have to keep my options open. I don’t know who will win this.”

The bug slightly wiggles its foot in a way that basically screams “Traitor! You never really loved Apollo!”.

“Hey! Don’t go acting so smug, you - you bug! I was the first wife here! You’re just a foul insectile pretender!”

The bug turns away, as if in disgust.

An offended bridal rage quietly begins to smoulder in my heart. This insectuous homewrecker! Who does he think he is?!
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No. 673626 ID: 2ccbb3

Grab her tears and tie her up with a water whip

Physics will not stop the antics of post-binge-drinking after-drinking!
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No. 673627 ID: a6f913
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673627

FRACTAL has been SYMPATHIZED WITH! FRACTAL is a BIG FUCKING QUEER and DISPLAYS OF FRIENDSHIP make him SUPER VULNERABLE! at this point in the fight FRACTAL is BASICALLY DEAD!
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No. 673629 ID: 0fc976

Stab FRACTAL with BUNNY. Achievement unlocked: BROMICIDE
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No. 673630 ID: 13c4a5

Stop fighting and go on a bagel break.
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No. 673631 ID: defceb
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673631

And then we all became best friends and flew off together into SPACE where we conquered ALL OF IT.

Brom was there, too.

THE END

I gotta go but thank you all so much for putting up with my drunken ass G'NIGHT!
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No. 673647 ID: e13f14

Oh hay guize whats goin on in dis thread?


Guize?
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No. 673655 ID: 3bc92d

>>673647

Apollo and I got married! Then we romantically conquered space together.

I mean sure there was a bit more to it and maybe a few other people were there and so was Brom, but really, it all comes down to Apollo and me dominating the universe together for our honeymoon.
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No. 673658 ID: 9244eb

>>673631
aw dammit i look away for five minutes and i miss rocket rides
fuckin apollo what am I gonna do with all these goddam bagel bites i made everyone
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