Baron 2017/08/27(Sun)16:32 No. 825566 ID: ca1cab
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I'm sure somewhere out there the Breeder is laughing at me right now. Fine I'll get on top and give her some scratching but that's it!

"Hah! Knew ye wanted to tussle!"

"No Gwendolyn, you're drunk, I need you immobile before you do something stupid."

"Oi gerrof! That's cheat-oooh! That's good..."


"Gwen, you know who my people are. Do you really want me, or just stress relief? What do you want?"

"What do I want? Huh. Never did think o' that fer a long time. I dunno."

"What do you mean you don't know."

"I mean all this time I been thinkin' about me brother Kells, avenging me Ma n' Pa, getting a clan back t'gether. Never done thought what I'd want fer meself an' only meself."

"Then give it thought. Don't rush into things you may regret when you sober up."

"Pish posh, I'm sober 'nuff. You think this pisswater's enough to get me drunk?"

"You were stumbling over yourself not a moment ago trying to get your dress off."

"An act. Thass all it was. I know wot I want."

"No you don't. You don't even know that being with me could make you my concubine."

"Naw, it'd make me a queen wouldnae?"

"Pardon?"

"Ye're one o' them noble types yeah? Ye ferget you folks were tradin' with mine fer a while. I pick up wot yer sailerzz say. Piece it wif wot you said to tall pasty, an' elfy downstrrs."

"And...what do they say?"

"By being wif ye, I could be a queen."

"Uh..."

"You do realize how @#$%ed in the head the concubines and consorts get when they argue over whose child gets to be Xth in line. Gyoji's stepmother got her exiled, disowned, and enslaved, and marrying me means you have to share with her."

>>825566
I'd tell her "No, I already have a queen. You would be second under her. Mistress, not a queen, and not line for the throne.
The quality of life is the same, but with less power and authority.

Knowing that, do you still want me to claim you?
What do you really want? What's your goal here?"

>"By being wif ye, I could be a queen."
Sure, but fucking isn't marriage. There's politics to marrying. There's more hoops to jump than getting drunk in bed if you're after a title.

Baron 2017/08/27(Sun)23:17 No. 825639 ID: ca1cab
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"You do realize how messed in the head the concubines and consorts get when they argue over whose child is in line to inherit the throne. Gyoji's stepmother got her exiled, disowned, and enslaved, and marrying me means you have to share with her."

"I already have a queen. You would be second under her. There's politics to marrying. A lot more work to it than getting drunk in bed and getting shafted if you're after a title."

"Sounds like fun. I don' mind sharin' since it ain't the tile I'm after."

"Listen to me-"

"No you listen, I wanna be a queen! I'm sick o' bein' some no-nothin' tart wot gets married off by her da tae some wood choppin lackwit! My da is dead which means gettin plowed by a pig feckin' farm sloot is too high fer me!"

Oh hells she has a strong grip!

"I dun care if I be a queen o' a nation, a city, or a feckin puddle! I don't care who else ye have! I want it, that power tae kill all the blue fecks an' the basterd clans! I wanna see em grovel when ye put em in collars! An' I want you tae do it! I wanna powerful man tae be my king! Ye got the power, I know ye do! Makag name used tae pull 'lotta weight back home. I saw the folks ye'd take away to be slaves. Oh that control o'er others! That power to control! THE POWER! Take me pasty boy! Make me yer woman! Make me yer queen!"

"You just want me for power?!"

"Oh that's a real big part yeah. But I also want ye. I see ye fight, I know ye can kill any fecker wot shiks ya easy! I know ye must gots armies wot listen to ye, and you can fight the lot o' them! I want that in a husband! I wanna man wot can fight an' kill fer wot he wants! There ain't none left alive back home, and I sure as feck ain't gonna be some sow fer a southern blasphemen' shlat! I want that fer our kids! I wanna be yours pasty boy! An' we can kill every fucker wot standss in our way!"

"Now hold on!"

"No more holdin!"

"Are you honestly gettin turned on by a power fantasy?!"

"Damn straight I am! Make me a proper woman an' plow me! Put yer babies in me and let's start ruling like proper kings an' queens!"

Baron 2017/08/27(Sun)23:18 No. 825640 ID: ca1cab
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THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING! FUCK!


"Oi!"

Baron 2017/08/27(Sun)23:19 No. 825641 ID: ca1cab
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"Oi I ain't done wif ye!"

Baron 2017/08/27(Sun)23:19 No. 825642 ID: ca1cab
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Gods I knew it! I knew she couldn't fall for me so quickly! She wants me for power. Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!

Baron 2017/08/27(Sun)23:20 No. 825643 ID: ca1cab
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FUCK ME THAT IS SUCH A HUGE FUCKING TURN ON FOR ME! I'M HARDER THAN A DIAMOND!

"Why the hell didn't you just lead with that? Get your sweet little ass back on the bed, it's time to make with the scandals."

Well.. that's actually unexpected from her, but she does seem to actually enjoy the natural strength you exude, not just the power from the title..

But that one does make sense, she seems to respect physical and mental strength quite a bit. But it's definitely surprising this is what turns you on loverboy.

>>825643
...dude.

GET IN THERE. And GET TO SMASHIN.

>>825643
Your culture has issues.

But let's crank it up. Now that you're raring to go, do a 180 and tease her by claiming you're going to hit on her sister.

Make sure you dodge the speeding vagina.

Based on the fact that she just revealed her whole hand, it looks like she's pretty harmless. The morality of the situation is sound because she understands what she wants, what she's getting into and yet remains modest in the grand scheme of things.

Tell her that the babies can wait, but that you have no problems showing her your power. Let her feel it deep inside of her. On the bed. Did I say bed? I meant the against the wall. But the floor is fine too.

>>825643
So... a win-win situation, then? You're both getting what you want.

>>825643
You might as well do it.
You can make her Gyoji's bodyguard, which would be extremely useful.

>>825643
KNOCK HER UP! KNOCK HER UP! KNOCK HER UP!
I wanna see you slam her against a wall and plow her like a team of bull elephants in musth!

>>825644
[negate quote]

Oh man, remember when you were running away from knocking over that caravan and you were worried about fetishism infecting your ranks over getting spanked or whatever? How far things have gone now.

Baron 2017/09/02(Sat)22:56 No. 827311 ID: ca1cab
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Fuck, this is your fault isn't it?! I never felt this way before! Never before have I seen a woman that I just want to bend over and-

"I knew ye weren't done wit me pasty boy."

"I have a name."

"Oh do ye?"

"It's Venian. Remember it."

Baron 2017/09/02(Sat)22:57 No. 827312 ID: ca1cab
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Because you'll be screaming it all night!


"Oh I better. Don't disappoint me pasty boy."

>>827312
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Hey Venian, sex scene in your universe usually means we pass out or transition to someone else. Kay bye.

And see if Gwendolyn can bend enough to lick her clitoris while you pound her labia.

Git 'er dun buddy, we'd power you up but that would end in absolute fucking disaster so we'll just leave you lovebirds to it.

fuck that, empower that dick

Be very smooth and gentle. Just kidding. Hold her tight and plow her like she wants.

[switch to whoever we know that needs us the most right now]

Baron 2017/09/16(Sat)15:54 No. 830931 ID: ca1cab
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"Oh come now ye can try harder than tha

"Commander Hadrius, you summoned me?"

"Mangalo, there is no need for rank here. This is more personal, and we best keep this between us."

"What about the Guardian is so secretive we can't even tell the other Dominore?"

"Because I do not trust them with this information. You're research into Resao may give you some insight into this that they won't see. Which is why I ask you. And only you."

"Of course, but what is it?"

"This is a section of the Guardian we had sealed away, few know how to access it or even that it exists. For the most part, not even a light shone here since we began using it. Yet now, the place hums with life. It happened a little before we warded off the attack from the South. I do not know what to make of it."

How have you NOT figured out what this is?!

That's a person. This is a preservation module. And if this thing works on regeneration rather than cryostasis, they're coming back from the dead.

And given the straitjacket they're in, I don't think you should let them wake up just yet. Try to disable the power supply, but don't destroy the pod itself.

Don't mind us, we just dropped in. What's this about wanting to keep a secret?

>>830931
We can field this one.

That looks like a person because inside that suit is a person. That person is being held in stasis to preserve them. Alive, but unaware of the world around them.

I believe that is the guardian's pilot. They are the legitimate owner of the guardian, and by rights would be the the heir to the facilities of the nation that preserved them, such as this one.

If you would direct your attention to the glowing panel, and get Hadrius away from it, we'll try to translate so that you can properly awaken them.

[Translate control panel for Mangalo]

i would advise caution, veni may be the only one around that this person would be amicable to, because veni has an interface system for the guardian lodged in his head.

It's Grandma! Hi Grandma, how are you in there? Is the water a comfortable temperature?

Suggestion 2017/10/01(Sun)12:27 No. 833870 ID: ca1cab
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Oh good you're here, that should make this much easier. The text is unmistakably Rezan but the word and structure is so radically different than what I know translation would have been spotty.

Secondary Unit Detected. Attempting contact. Commence Handshaking.

Unit suspension deactivating -WARNING- Unit suspension exceeds recommended time threshold. Brain scanning suspended.

Recommended:
Emergency Revival Protocol 007-8182
Tertiary Integration Protocol 004-1192-A

>>833870
Begin Emergency Revival Protocol 007-8182

Define: Tertiary Integration Protocol 004-1192-A

Resume Brain Scan
Define Emergency Revival Protocol 007-8182

Oh no, Grandma is dead. Damn. We should fix that so she's alive again.

Suggestion 2017/10/11(Wed)23:34 No. 836088 ID: ca1cab
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Begin: Emergency Revival Protocol 007-8182

Medical Confirmation Number Required :


Define: Emergency Revival Protocol 007-8182

Begin revival process.Following input of Confirmation Number by medical team, Tank shall attempt cold shock revival process. May cause cardiac arrest.


Define: Tertiary Integration Protocol 004-1192-A

Tank shall attempt transfer of mindscape via brain wave pattern synchronization. Warning: Unit component will expire upon completion. Platform and Unit integration shall begin Platform system restart.

>>836088
>Tank shall attempt transfer of mindscape via brain wave pattern synchronization. Warning: Unit component will expire upon completion. Platform and Unit integration shall begin Platform system restart.

Nope nope nope. Do not want to upload some random corpsicle's mind into the giant robot.

>>836088
Well, we seem to need a confirmation number.

Lets [Spy on when this was last used] to get that, and find out more about the process.

Suggestion 2017/10/21(Sat)23:46 No. 838624 ID: ca1cab
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"Pilot's brainwaves erratic. Feedback loop more damaging than previously anticipated. Procedure not recommended."

"He's sustained horrible injuries, he won't survive without preservation!"

"Acknowledged. Entering confirmation code. Stand by."

77177282730199-223-11-42342-33312-93747-00912

"Scans concluded. Sustained damage exceed expectations. Beginning emergency integration."

"No! The shock could kill us all if the pilot rejects the mech!"

"In middle of conflict. Lack of pilot ensures survival inconclusive."

"We can't just-"

Suggestion 2017/10/22(Sun)00:15 No. 838630 ID: ca1cab
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"Dominore Mongicello, we have found another chamber. It appears there is life within."

"Hmph, the stone speaks. It says there is none. Seal this up. All within is for the Holy and none other."

... da @#$%? Was that an Asari?

Not important! We found out he's one of the Guardian pilots! We found the security key to awaken him!

77177282730199-223-11-42342-33312-93747-00912

BUT, and this is extremely important, he's only in here because he took enough damage to be re-classified as plant food! He went in that pod insane and dying! He might still be insane and dying! And according to the logs, since he's a pilot, his brain feed could hijack the guardians and kill us all! So think REAL carefully if you want him to wake up, preserve his ghost, or do the lethally non-violent thing and let him die, because the first two might resurrect a mind-ravaged trigger-happy gundam captain with immediate access to the strongest titans on the planet!

except he is already dying waking him up will still just have a time limit without some serious healing mojo.

>>838630
Begin Emergency Revival Protocol 007-8182. Code 77177282730199-223-11-42342-33312-93747-00912

[Heal target as necessary]

Suggestion 2017/11/11(Sat)12:58 No. 844317 ID: ca1cab
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Command accepted. Initiating.

Wait no! We aren't ready!

"Mangalo, what's happening?!"

"The device! It's releasing the person inside! Get your escort here now, they'll die without proper attention!"


"aprotunilakshatabooff! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!"

Suggestion 2017/11/11(Sat)13:09 No. 844319 ID: ca1cab
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"Hurry up holy damn it! They're in shock!"

"Pull back! Pull back and regroup! Enemy reinforcements inbound!"

"Do you understand me? Focus on me miss. Focus on me!"

"Hala Rokof, Major, 7710-10. Hala Rokof, Major, 7710-10. Hala Rokof, Major, 7710-10!"

Suggestion 2017/11/11(Sat)13:10 No. 844320 ID: ca1cab
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"Walker compromised. Prime detonation sequence!"

>>844320
You should touch us to her!

"BELAY THAT! STAND DOWN, MAJOR! These are friendlies! You're wounded, you've been in stasis, medics are inbound. Your walker is secure."
[Freeze time for Major Hala Rokof until medics arrive]