Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/09(Sat)18:45 No. 692565 ID: 9e8206
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>>692314
>>692319
>>692405
Good idea.

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/09(Sat)18:47 No. 692567 ID: 9e8206
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Oh.

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/09(Sat)18:48 No. 692568 ID: 9e8206
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Oh crap.

Access the combat menu what are your powers

Wait, is that a wool smile-mask?

Morasmus, get somewhere covert and scan the room for battle details. Dead-eye, use a feint.

Hrm.
Okay, claws and teeth. She's melee like you are, it seems. Nothing suggests long range abilities...I think you could get away with just going for the first swing and bumrushing her, even if she doesn't go down on the first hit...

Bludgeon this spooky granny with that bat already.

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/09(Sat)22:57 No. 692633 ID: 9e8206
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I get ready to swing.

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/09(Sat)22:58 No. 692634 ID: 9e8206
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Whack!

Alright she's wounded! Step back or strike again?

Go for that home run man!

Don't let her attack! Bash her to the ground while she's too dizzy to remember what ghosts can do when they hit walls! Continue hitting until she stops twitching!

No reason to let up, keep striking!

Is there any possible reason to wait? If you can't remember one quickly just bash granny's spectral skull into ectoplasmic sludge!

>>692634
keep bashin'
dont let that bitch get a chance

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/10(Sun)12:54 No. 692744 ID: 9e8206
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I swing once more. I think I got her.

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/10(Sun)12:54 No. 692745 ID: 9e8206
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Poot!

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/10(Sun)12:55 No. 692746 ID: 9e8206
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Well, that was easier than normal.
Now what?

>>692746
Report back to your client?

>>692746
Do you just... leave that ghost husk lookin' deal there? I'm guessing it's safe and worthless if so, but huh.

obtain ghost scarf.

>>692746
Investigate shiny red scarf.

Too bad that scarf isn't badass design. Alright, whack the expired ghost a few more times just to be sure, and then let your client in. He sees what's left of his wraithwife, you get paid. Simple.

>>692746
give that scarf to the old man
scarf<<<<<<<money

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/10(Sun)23:26 No. 692945 ID: 9e8206
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>>692807
>>692791
It looks okay. Should I take it?

Nah, this one seems unfinished. Any enchantments it has may go haywire.

Plus, it's a @#$%ing Dr. Seuss hatscarf. Would you literally be caught dead in a Dr. Seuss hatscarf?

... Probably not because the blood would bleach the stripes. ZING!

Just give it to the client as a keepsake, get paid for your hard work.

>>692945
Yo you kill that ghost dead?
Personally I would take nothing of note from the room and leave it up to her husband to figure out what to do with any objects left behind.
Besides, you were hired as a ghost hunter not a cleaner

Don't take the scarf it's not yours.

>>692945
I cannot think of a single reason to not take the SWEET GHOST SCARF. This is the single best idea.

>>692945
"It looks okay."? Can't you give a better description?

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/12(Tue)00:47 No. 693152 ID: 8da3cb
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>>692992
>>692988
>>692986
Fine, I won't take it then.

I usually take the thing to the client and see if they want it.

"Oh... uh, I mean I guess, is it dangerous?"

I tell him it's not.

"Well, yes then, I guess."

I ask him about my pay.

"Oh, right."

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/12(Tue)00:48 No. 693153 ID: 8da3cb
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Well, 500 dollars, what to spend it on?

>>693153

like a fucking shitload of weed

Bedazzle your bat.

Go buy some new video games with that shit yo.

Chocolate.

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/12(Tue)04:56 No. 693165 ID: 8da3cb
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>>693154
He is not doing that. Marijuana is a bad thing for him at this age.
I don't even like it, my friend Cam smokes it a lot though.

>>693159
It's fine the way it is.

>>693163
My Super Nintendo has all the games I want.

>>693164
I am allergic.

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/12(Tue)04:57 No. 693166 ID: 8da3cb
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...

Luigi's pizza place is just crossing the street.

Well, then. Up for some pizza?

>>693166
Celebratory pizza after any life event is an ancient tradition that you'd be remiss to miss out on.

Pizza is expensive. Go to the supermarket and buy yourself a week's worth of groceries.

How much do you need for rent? Do you have a bank account?

Look both ways, don't you know the rules of crossing streets?

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/12(Tue)12:07 No. 693266 ID: 8da3cb
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>>693184
I'm 14, I live with my parents.

>>693177
Now that I think about it, I do like pizza a lot.

Each slice is like 10 dollars, should I?

>>693266
Pizza is mandatory.

>filenames
Keep going, mate.

>>693266

jesus christ what year is it

where do you live

that's some expensive pizza

Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/12(Tue)13:52 No. 693290 ID: 8da3cb
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>>693280

>>693282
It's a big slice and it's pretty good pizza too.

End of Chapter 1 Dead Eye & Morasmus 2016/01/12(Tue)13:54 No. 693292 ID: 8da3cb
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You know Chara.

I think we'll make a good team.

>>693292
Right. You are a great partner.

Welp

>>693292
hold the fuck up
10 fucking dollars for a SLICE
i can buy 2 whole hot'n'readys with that

IT NORMALLY COSTS LIKE 12 BUCKS FOR A PIZZA PLUS TOPPINGS. MY FRIEND, YOU GOT SCAMMED.