Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)06:50 No. 697302 ID: ad0c2a
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FUCK YEAH!

SWEET GNOMISH STEAM GAUNTLETS ACQUIRED!

I FEEL ALMOST INVINCIBLE ALREADY!


OH CRAP, THE GUARDS ARE COMING BACK...

Stuff the starmetal down your shirt and run.

>>697302
Grab starmetal and run right through the guards.

You can at least get him out of there before he dies or something.

Use your dress as a bag by tying off the openings and stuff as much starmetal you can carry, and then book it.

Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)12:35 No. 697366 ID: 133345
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Uh? Do you hear that?

Hear what?

Sounds like impending doom...

Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)12:36 No. 697367 ID: 133345
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
COMING THROUGH! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY SHORTIES!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)12:37 No. 697368 ID: 133345
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Oh... you actually managed to get the stuff...

YUP! NOW WE CAN BUILD THE MECHA RIGHT?

Eeeehm, not really...

WHAT WHY?!

Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)12:43 No. 697371 ID: 133345
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So... I checked my schematics and the deposit and we are missing a bunch of things...

UUUURGH WHAT NOW...

Let's see... We are out of Fire Runes since the King needed them for the barbeque with the orcs next week. The only one that should have spare left is the fire elemental near the volcano. We are also out of cooling liquid, and the next shipment is coming in three weeks. So unless you get a better idea for the cooling system we are done. Aaaaaaand if you really want the mecha to transform, i need you to get me a slimecore, that way i can apply the fluidification magic to help the morphing mechanism.


SORRY I FELL ASLEEP MIDWAY. WHAT WE NEED AGAIN?

...

Fire runes. Volcano. Fire elemental.
Slime core. Probably swamps.
Something to substitute the cooling liquid.

Tell him to start building the parts he can while you're gone.

To the volcano!

SUBSTITUTE THE COOLING LIQUID WITH THE TEARS OF YOUR ENIMIES

Check with Ice Giants for cooling liquid. If they refuse to cooperate, use their blood as substitute.

>>697375
SUBSTITUTE COOLING LIQUID WITH MAGMA FOR HEATING LIQUID! firey death awaits our enemies

Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)13:25 No. 697385 ID: 133345
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OFF TO THE VOLCANO THEN!

MAYBE I CAN EVEN GET A BUCKET OF LAVA FOR FREE!

NICE!

Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)13:26 No. 697386 ID: 133345
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HEY ANYONE IN THERE?

YOOOOOOOOH?

Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)13:28 No. 697388 ID: 133345
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Oh, what a sweet little girl! I'm sorry, but my son can't come out to play today, he is not at home today!

ACTUALLY I AM HERE BECAUSE I NEED SOME FIRE RUNES! YOU GOT ANY TO SPARE FIRELADY?

What do you need that for, sweetie?

>>697388
A SUPER COOL ROBOT!

EMPIRE BUILDING!

To build a super cool robot duh.

...CHARITY?

Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)14:02 No. 697399 ID: 133345
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THEY ARE FOR UUUUUUH...

CHARITY?

Oh? And for what kind of charity?

IT'S FOR THE UUUUUUH... ORGANIZATION "LET'S BUILD A GIANT ROBOT FOR POOR GOBLINS THAT WANT TO CONQUER EMPIRES BUT STRUGGLE IN GETTING FIRE RUNES?"

Oh my. Those poor goblins. You are such a good little lady! So charitable and adorable! Look at these beautiful cheeks!

NNFFRRGH!

Wait here sweetie, i'm gonna grab you some nice fire runes!

Gib 2016/01/26(Tue)14:03 No. 697400 ID: 133345
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OK...

THAT KIND OF-SORT OF- WORKED...

I GOT MY RUNES AT LEAST.

NOW WHAT?

>>697400
Seek medical attention

Get that sick burn treated.

Return with the runes. Cry along the way to alleviate the pain and to cool off the burned area with said tears.

maybe get the cooling liquid. use fire runes to prevent frostbite

>>697400
Go find an icy lake to dunk your face in.

And to serve as your cooling system.

Go capture an ice elemental to make icewater for the cooling liquid!

Find cooling system. Raid the fridge?

Ointment. Now.

Gib 2016/01/28(Thu)04:56 No. 697792 ID: 190a05
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WELL! GOT THE RUNES BACK AND NABBED SOME HEAL! ALMOST AS GOOD AS NEW!

TIME TO CHECK IF I MANAGE TO FIND SOME COOLING STUFF.

Gib 2016/01/28(Thu)05:03 No. 697794 ID: 190a05
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BEST PLACE TO CHECK FOR THIS SHOULD BE THE DEADMAN SUBTERREAN LAKE RIGHT?

THIS PLACE IS AS COLD AS MY LOVE FOR BORING PEOPLE!

AND IN FACT IT'S FUCKING COLD HOLY CRAP.

GOOD JOB ME FOR FORGETTING TO PUT ON MORE CLOTHES.

AND GOOD THING I KEPT ONE OF THOSE RUNES, AT LEAST I'M NOT FREEZING.

OK, LET'S GET TO BUSINESS. HOW AM I GOING TO GET SOMETHING FROM HERE?

Tie up your dress and use it as a bag

>>697794
Search for a water pixie or something you can capture.

>>697806
Seconding this. Just start screaming until you get the water pixies' attention.

Freeze the water and carry it back as one big chunk of ice.

Use your gear to climb and jump across the canyon.

Gib 2016/01/29(Fri)11:58 No. 698069 ID: d75ed1
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OK. MY DRESS ISN'T WATERPROOF IT SEEMS. CAN'T USE IT TO BRING BACK THE WATER...

BUMMER.

Gib 2016/01/29(Fri)11:59 No. 698070 ID: d75ed1
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MAYBE I CAN GET SOMEONE TO HELP ME FREEZE THIS CRAPPY WATER.

BUT I DON'T SEE ANYONE. BETTER CLIMB THIS ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE.

Gib 2016/01/29(Fri)12:02 No. 698071 ID: d75ed1
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HEEEEEEEEEEY!
ANYONE HOME? ANY PIXIE? MERMAID? WATER RELATED THING?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Gib 2016/01/29(Fri)12:02 No. 698072 ID: d75ed1
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BAH. SEEMS THERE IS NO ONE AROUND.

seems water elemental appeared behind you.

>>698072
You found a water elemental! Harder to catch than a pixie.

...swallow it.

Drink the water thing that's behind you.

>>698072
Don't get gobbled up by its goofy goop!
Don't get pricked by its tickle-y tentacles!
Don't get killed by its bill-paying skill!
Basically: LOOK OUT

>>698072
Oh well just turn around and go home.

Gib 2016/01/29(Fri)13:45 No. 698087 ID: d75ed1
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OH HEY THERE IS SOMEONE HERE! I WAS ABOUT TO GO HOME!

HELLO HELLO! WANNA HELP ME BUILD A MECHA TO CONQUER EVERYTHING?

blarblub!

IS THAT A YES OR A NO?

blarblub!

Gib 2016/01/29(Fri)13:46 No. 698088 ID: d75ed1
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WELL DOESN'T MATTER! 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SUCK YOU UP AND BRING YOU HOME ANYWAY!
HERE I COME!

Gib 2016/01/29(Fri)13:47 No. 698089 ID: d75ed1
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OK THAT DIDN'T WORK AS PLANNED!

HELP!

HEEEEEEEEEEELP!

>>698089
Swim! SWIIIIIIM!

Quick, suck it up! Use every orifice to your advantage!

>>698089
Drink it!

Oh wait! The fire rune! Use it to boil away the water elemental!

Yeah I bet water elementals hate being drunk. It'll probably spit you out!

Just suck him up like Kirby or swim out.

PEE IN HIM

And GO FASTER! Goblin week is almost up!

Gib 2016/01/30(Sat)08:09 No. 698244 ID: acb896
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OH YEAH? TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME YOU SHIT!

I'M GONNA DRINK YOU UP!

FROM THE INSIDE!!!

Gib 2016/01/30(Sat)08:10 No. 698245 ID: acb896
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UH-OH!

MIGHT HAVE DRANK TOO MUCH...

Gib 2016/01/30(Sat)08:11 No. 698247 ID: acb896
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WELL...

AT LEAST I'M OUT...

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.

....

WAIT NO! I CAN!

AND IT HURTS LIKE FUCK!

Gib 2016/01/30(Sat)08:12 No. 698248 ID: acb896
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OH BOY...

HE DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT FOR SURE.

HE'S PISSED.

HEH

GET IT?

>>698248
Use the fire rune!

>>698248
Run back and lead it after you. Language barrier problem solved!

>>698249
Yup. Evaporate enough of the elemental that it becomes small enough to capture and enslave as your cooling system.

Threaten it with MORE PISS.

Gib 2016/01/30(Sat)09:44 No. 698262 ID: acb896
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HEY SUCKER! LOOK WHAT I GOT!

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! A FIRE RUNE! NOW FOLLOW ME QUIETLY OR I'M GONNA VAPORIZE YOU!

Gib 2016/01/30(Sat)09:44 No. 698263 ID: acb896
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UH!

Gib 2016/01/30(Sat)09:46 No. 698264 ID: acb896
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CRAPCRAPCRAP!

SHIT!

OH GODS! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO PISS IN YOU!

SONOFABITCH!

Gib 2016/01/30(Sat)09:47 No. 698265 ID: acb896
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THERE GOES MY MECHALEGS!

OH MAN...

I AM FUCKED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO...

Beg for forgiveness.

>all our mech progress broke
Dang. I uh, really hope the smith can fix those.

>I AM FUCKED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO
Get fucked. Maybe it'll be satisfied getting some tentacle action instead of with your life.

assume the position

>>698265
Run!

Guess there's always next year

GRAB THE ENGINE AND SET IT TO OVERLOAD ALREADY!!!

>>698265
Assert dominance, stretch out your tiny arms and start growling at him.

Bend over and start presenting. Pray it leaves you afterwards.

Don't wave! Its vision is based on ocean.

Gib 2016/01/31(Sun)10:45 No. 698525 ID: 34de28
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HEY ISN'T THAT A SKIMPY DRESSED SCHOOLGIRL?

Gib 2016/01/31(Sun)10:46 No. 698526 ID: 34de28
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HAHAHAHAH WORKS EVERYTIME!

SEE YOU, YOU DUMB TENTACLE MONST

Gib 2016/01/31(Sun)10:46 No. 698527 ID: 34de28
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ERGBLRGH!

Gib 2016/01/31(Sun)10:47 No. 698529 ID: 34de28
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PLEASE NO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

OK I'M NOT REALLY SORRY, BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS NO?!?

OH GODS I CAN'T LOOK!

Game over?

Gib 2016/01/31(Sun)10:49 No. 698532 ID: 34de28
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Swiiish!

CHOP!

SPLAT!

Gib 2016/01/31(Sun)10:50 No. 698533 ID: 34de28
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OUCH.

I FELL ON THE GROUND I THINK?

STILL TOO SCARED TO OPEN MY EYES. IS IT SAFE?

Yeah it killed you and you are in goblin heaven now. Or maybe goblin hell if you were bad.

Keep your eyes closed. If you can't see him, he can't see you.

It's the goblin king! Aw man, he must have been about to seduce that water elemental! You are in big trouble now, young lady.

"Hi dad."

It's Micky motherfucking mouse! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Gib 2016/01/31(Sun)11:54 No. 698555 ID: 34de28
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YOU ARE IN A SEA OF TROUBLE, YOUNG LADY!

AH CRAP...

HEY! LANGUAGE!

SORRY DAD...

Gib 2016/01/31(Sun)11:59 No. 698557 ID: 34de28
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GIBSEBELLA MEREDITH MCMANHAMMER: WHAT IN THE THREE HELLS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING? YOUR MOTHER IS EXTREMELY WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! SORRYSORRYSORRY! I WAS TRYING TO BE A GOOD GOBLIN AND CONQUER THINGS WITH A MECHA!

IT'S GOBLIN WEEK DAD!

GOBLIN WEEK IS ALMOST OVER ALREADY! AND YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY IS WAY TOO NEAR FOR YOU TO GET KILLED LIKE A FOOL! YOU MIGHT HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAVERY FROM ME, BUT YOU AREN'T AS THOUGH AS ME!

YEAH... I'M SORRY...

SIGH...

IT'S FINE. COME. LET'S GO HOME BEFORE YOUR MOTHER STARTS MOBILITATING THE ARMY AGAIN.

Gib 2016/01/31(Sun)12:01 No. 698558 ID: 34de28
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OH WELL... THIS GOBLIN WEEK PLAN WAS A COMPLETE HOLE IN THE WATER. BUT I'M SURE THAT NEXT YEAR IS GOING TO WORK PERFECTLY!

BY THE WAY... YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS.

...

FUCK.


- THE END -

Like father, like daughter.

Good end, good quest.

Aw. No slime secks, no mecha. Lose-lose.

>>698571
Maybe when she's older...

Very nice quest. A lot of fun.

Suggestion 2016/01/31(Sun)13:50 No. 698589 ID: e0e3fe
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10/10

Had no idea this was Macmanhammer's kid. Thanks for bringing him back.

>>698662
I kinda had a feeling from the start. Something about her behavior just seemed... familiar.

>>698662
You should've suspected something from the start when the Chamberlain appeared.