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699557 No. 699557 ID: 939c7f

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No. 699558 ID: 88e46e

Ooh, this is gonna be good.
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No. 699559 ID: 47160d

*Does a little dance* Yay new Flynn quest! I can't wait, particularly since this one is planned to be more story focused from what you said.
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No. 699562 ID: 2ccbb3

Let the carnage begin...
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No. 699563 ID: 939c7f

>>699558
>>699559
I hope I don't disappoint~
It should be more story driven, but also expect dungeon crawling and D&D style gameplay
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No. 699564 ID: 939c7f
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699564

Alrighty then, time to create your hero, champ. Veronos is gonna roll a jack of all trades since he doesn't really know the rules well yet and Doukissa has more heft under her belt, so she can balance out the team no matter what you take... So really, the first move falls to you my friend... Make it how ever you like, Nothing left but the fall...


>This is where I'm afraid to start... let's all work together to create a pathfinder character sheet... *sigh* I've streamlined it all as much as possible... We'll determine votes by first to 5 or most votes after a set time... this might require tweaking but we'll see where this takes us... We're in it for the long haul folks!

All the rules are on this site. >> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/ You can also use the books if you happen to have them. for the uninitiated, Pathfinder is a newer slightly more anime version of D&D 3.5... more or less...
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No. 699566 ID: 939c7f
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699566

First off we need to chose a gender.
~ Male or Female ~
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No. 699568 ID: 47160d

Female, since last time we were a guy in all incarnations
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No. 699569 ID: 15a025

Let's be a girl.
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No. 699570 ID: 99a64d

Voting male, but this is tgchan, so we're going to end up female.
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No. 699571 ID: ee1584

female
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No. 699574 ID: b17b81

We were both last time, so lets go with girl.
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No. 699575 ID: 939c7f
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699575

Wait! Sorry!

~ I forgot to mention... This game is going to use the following home rules ~

Common place guns - While still expensive and tricky to wield, early firearms are readily available. Instead of requiring the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat, all firearms are martial weapons. Early firearms and their ammunition cost 25% of the amounts listed in this book, but advanced firearms and their ammunition are still rare and cost the full price to purchase or craft.

Rags to riches - You begin with no equipment, in a world rich in wealth, for better or for worst.

High fantasy stats - You begin play with 25 stat points in the buy point system.

Medium exp speed - You level up at a slower rate.

Piecemeal armor - instead of full suits of armor you posses pieces of armor that cover the limbs and body.

Hero points - Hero points can save the day if you have them.

Scaling magic items - some items power is based on your inherit power.
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No. 699576 ID: 939c7f
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699576

unpause, please continue voting~
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No. 699579 ID: fa9b55

lets speed things along a little: Female, that's five votes.
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No. 699580 ID: 939c7f
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699580

~Your hero will be female~

>Chose a race for the hero...
Aasimar
Android
Catfolk
Changeling
Dhampir
Drow
Duergar
Dwarf
Elf
Fetchling
Gathlain
Ghoran
Gillmen
Gnome
Goblin
Gnoll
Grippli
Half elf
Half orc
Halfling
Hobgoblin
Human
Ifrit
Kasatha
Kitsune
Kobold
Lashunta
Lizardfolk
Merfolk
Monkey Goblin
Nagaji
Orc
Oread
Ratfolk
Samsaran
Shabti
Skinwalker
Strix
Suli
Svirfneblin
Sylph
Tengu
Tiefling
Triaxian
Undine
Vanara
Vishkanya
Wayang
Wyrwood
Wyvaran
I'm sorry...

All the races are found here>> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/races
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No. 699581 ID: 47160d

Oh we are doing the special races too? That's fun, and due to my absurd obsession Kobold!
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No. 699582 ID: 796324

Gnoll
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No. 699583 ID: 99a64d

That... is a lot of races. Let's be a dorf, they're respectable, sturdy (good for using guns), and industrial, all good qualities if we want to be making that big money.
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No. 699584 ID: 33b346

Kobold
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No. 699585 ID: fa9b55

Kobold
Will it be pathfinder-style 'bold though?
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No. 699586 ID: 88e46e

Sylph.
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No. 699587 ID: 2ccbb3

1.Gnoll
2.Merfolk
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No. 699588 ID: 47160d

Kobold
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No. 699589 ID: 939c7f

>>699585
I'm hesitant on the subject... It's tg so kobolds need fur and ears right? Let's say there's traditional kobold and cutebolds (Jester alternative race trait)

Kobold voters are requested to specify their votes...
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No. 699590 ID: f2461f

Strix or Tengu.
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No. 699592 ID: 88e46e

>>699589
Please tell me we're not using the actual Pathfinder stats for kobolds.
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No. 699594 ID: 47160d

Cutebold
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No. 699595 ID: 99a64d

I'd rather not be a 'bold again, we'd probably end up as the lame lizard kind anyway.
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No. 699596 ID: 47160d

Hmmm you're right, I change to gnoll then or nagiji
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No. 699597 ID: 99a64d

>>699595
and shit I just checked their stats
>Greater weakness (–4 Str, +2 Dex, –2 Con)
Kobolds are trash in pathfinder.
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No. 699598 ID: 4201a2

>>699590
Tengu is a good choice.
Let's avoid being a scrawny reptilian PF kobold.
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No. 699602 ID: 5ad4a7

Tengu? Yes. Tengu.
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No. 699603 ID: 47160d

Nagaji
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No. 699604 ID: 88e46e

>>699597
Yeah, they're literal fucking garbage, the only way not to massively regret your choice is to houserule it or play a Cha-based fullcaster.
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No. 699606 ID: 3d7f94

>>699580
Tbh id rather not have to do another kobold. Having all these choices seem like a waste otherwise.

How about Suli?
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No. 699614 ID: ee1584

Wyvaran
because I really want to see how that would pay out.
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No. 699619 ID: 91f726

Orc
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No. 699626 ID: e18d6f

Gnoll
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No. 699627 ID: 73c49c

always Gnoll! we have seen Kobold in brokens halos other quest, time to Gnoll it up~
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No. 699629 ID: 833f38

Oread! The world need more Rock people~
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No. 699630 ID: 833f38

>>699629
err, (sorry about doublepost) Given Oread is almost certainly not gonna get picked...I guess change my vote to tengu
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No. 699631 ID: 3f9dc0

>>699603
Nagaji Naga Aspirant is one of my favorite kinds of silly.

"Manipulating appendages are literal trash. I wanna be a snake when I grow up"
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No. 699632 ID: ac1424

dhampir
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No. 699634 ID: 73c49c

It looks like Gnolls win. runners up are Kobold with 3 votes (some one changed vote from bold to other), 3 votes Tengu, and a bunch of other stuff.
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No. 699640 ID: 5ad4a7

>>699634
4 votes tengu, you mean.

Broken Halo is most likely going to put a dick on the female gnoll, you guys realize this right?
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No. 699646 ID: 939c7f

>>699640
That will be dtermined by vote in the estethics phase, I'll update again tomorrow good night...
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No. 699649 ID: 73c49c

>>699640
in the time it took me to count votes and check Ids another person voted the mimic bird.
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No. 699650 ID: 5ad4a7

>>699646
Oh alright then.
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No. 699652 ID: 3f9dc0

I see 5 votes Gnoll, 4 votes Tengu, 3 Nagaji, and much hesitation on the subject of Kobolds.
I don't see any other race mentioned more than once.
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No. 699653 ID: b17b81

I also vote gnoll. To keep the lead.
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No. 699688 ID: f6442a

Hissssss sssssss sss. Nagagii.
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No. 699689 ID: fd0081

Hehe, time to make things more complicated

Nagaji
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No. 699695 ID: e1ceb6

Gnoll
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No. 699702 ID: 40c6ad

This kind of voting people always ends up with people voting for one of only two or three options that other people have already voted for, rather than what they actually want most.

Like I'm going to do now, when I say Gnoll. I'd rather vote kitsune, but since I prefer gnoll to the other winning options, I feel like I have to vote that way.

But I will add: not a spotted gnoll. Because we need variety. Brown, striped or aardwolf gnoll, please. Hopefully one of the latter two because they're cute. Some sort of gangly awkward nerd brown gnoll would still be cool though.
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No. 699705 ID: 939c7f
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699705

>>699582
>>699587
>>699596
>>699626
>>699627
>>699695
~ Your hero will be a gnoll ~

>Chose a class for your gnoll champion.

Core Classes

Barbarian - Angry and hits hard
Bard - Plays support spells
Cleric - battle priest
Druid - forest divine spell caster
Fighter - Gets bonus combat feats
Monk - high attack rate, low armor
Paladin - heavily combative, weak spell casting
Ranger - Good long range and melee can cast spells
Rogue - lots of skill points, also traps
Sorcerer - spontaneous arcane caster
Wizard - Prepared arcane caster

Base Classes

Alchemist - self buff caster
Cavalier - duels well, rides horses
Gunslinger - good with guns
Inquisitor - amazing range combat, judgment spells
Magus - combat mage
Oracle - Alt. divine spells caster, has mysteries
Summoner - Has summons, and a custom summon
Witch - At. arcane caster, has hexs

Alternate Classes

Antipaladin - evil paladin
Ninja - extra staby rogue
Samurai - Cavalier with katana and longbow

Hybrid Classes

Arcanist - Sorceror/wizard
Bloodrager - sorceror/barbarian
Brawler - fighter/monk
Hunter - druid/ranger
Investigator - alchemist/rogue
Shaman - oracle/witch
Skald - bard/barbarian
Slayer - ranger/rogue
Swashbuckler - fighter/gunslinger
Warpriest - fighter/cleric

Occult Classes

Kineticist - basically avatar the last airbender
Medium - self buff with ghosts
Mesmerist - hypnosis, powerful stares
Occultist - powerful magical items
Psychic - occult spell caster
Spiritualist - has a ghost friend, occult summoner

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/
All the classes are easily found on the left side of the main panel... I didn't need to tell you that did I?
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No. 699706 ID: a9ff28

Inquisitor! We shall condemn the blastphemers!
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No. 699708 ID: 796324

Hunter, I'm a big fan of heroes with animal companions.
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No. 699709 ID: 99ca2b

>>699705
Skald, knowing people we'll have sex with a lot of people and make stupid decisons so might as well get a class that's good at both.
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No. 699711 ID: b17b81

Ranger. Hunter would be fine too.
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No. 699712 ID: 40c6ad

Oracle! Then we get to choose cool mysteries and curses, and the advantages of said curses. And all the variety of the cleric spell list, without the need for preparation. And it's Charisma-based! We all know /quest/ is going to push for high charisma no matter what we do, so we might as well take a class that uses it.
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No. 699713 ID: b2e8b1

Spiritualist, I want to see if it's possible!
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No. 699714 ID: 2ccbb3

1. Samurai
2. Antipaladin
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No. 699724 ID: f2461f

Let's be a witch.
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No. 699726 ID: 47160d

Oracle
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No. 699727 ID: 570dca

I'd really like something new for a Flynn quest where protags are usually physically unimpressive, so some sort of martial class, and I'd like a somewhat untraditional gnoll but still something that feels gnoll-ish, so I vote bloodrager. It should give us room to stack cha so we can handle social side, con for when we get ourselves in deep shit, and the fun of spells without the hassle of a huge spell list or a complicated magic system.

Bloodrager.
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No. 699728 ID: 570dca

>>699727
Also the built in plot seed of having a demon, angel, etc somewhere back in our bloodline is a nice perk.
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No. 699729 ID: 833f38

WAS gonna say medium...but it probably won't be chosen...So
>>699709
skald because reasons.
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No. 699736 ID: 99a64d

bloodrager or skald
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No. 699739 ID: 90f3c0

Bloodrager or investigator.
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No. 699755 ID: a22f87

Shaman or witch
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No. 699765 ID: 47160d

Bloodrager or witch
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No. 699766 ID: 47160d

and that's four for bloodrager
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No. 699793 ID: fa9b55

Bloodrager.

:3 second deciding vote~
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No. 699795 ID: 88e46e

>>699793
Witch.
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No. 699802 ID: 8f693e

Sorcerer AND barbarian? Thats 200% Awesome!
Bloodrager
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No. 699846 ID: 939c7f
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>>699802
>>699793
>>699766
>>699739
>>699736
>>699727
~The vicious Bloodrager, Like sorcerers, bloodragers' veins surge with arcane power. While sorcerers use this power for spellcasting, bloodragers enter an altered state in which their bloodline becomes manifest~

>Chose a blood line for the gnoll bloodrager.

Aberrant - Your blood is both alien and bizarre, twisting you in ways most unnerving...
Abyssal - Demon filth flows through your veins, tap into it for great physical power~!
Arcane - While others of your kin may be wizards or sorcerers, yours is the way of the spell breaker!
Black Blood - Your blood runs cold as ice and black as night, lethal to most your blood is a true weapon.
Celestial - Your ancestry is one of divine and as such you're graced with the blood or martyrs.
Destined - the very weaves of destiny flow through your veins, gifted by your legendary ancestors.
Draconic - And They call her dova kin, Dragon Born!! (specify scale color)
Elemental - deep within you the elements rage, ever drawn to the outer realms by your ancestors.
Fey - one of your ancestors was fey, this magic affects your blood in tricky ways.
Infernal - the taint of hell and twisting grins of devils flows though your veins, you feel it's heat within you...
Kyton - the ways of torture reside in your heart, blood and chains are garments to you.
Undead - a frightening presence posses your blood, deep withing you, the undead was once family...

>Chose an archetype (archetypes vary and change the class from it's original form and desing)

Blood Conduit - Blood conduits learn to channel their arcane might directly through their flesh, without the need for mystical words or gestures.
Bloodrider - To the blood rider, his trusty companion and steed is the greatest weapon, together they march on the blood of their enemies.
Crossblooded Rager - While most consider themselves blessed or cursed with a unique blood, you are gifted with two~
Greenrager - These bloodragers funnel their eldritch heritage into abilities that allow them to call powerful allies from nature and empower them with their bloodrage.
Metamagic Rager- rare few bloodragers master their arcane abilities, these masters push their art to the limits of the possible.
Primalist - Some bloodragers take on a more natural, primal rage, focusing more on the blood on their hands then in their veins.
Rageshaper - the arcane blood that flows through you is fickle, it shapes you with every pulse. pushing you to new forms.
Spelleater - while most blood ragers fuels their rage with arcane blood, you've learnt to cannibalize it to extend your life.
Steelblood - Most bloodragers prefer light armor, but some learn the secret of using heavy armors. These steelbloods plod around the battlefield inspiring fear and delivering carnage from within a steel shell.
Untouchable Rager - to most your blood may seem like a weapon, but to you, it is a shield, protecting you from death, from within.
Vanilla - Absolutely nothing wrong with bloodrager, it doesn't need to be changed.

>> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/bloodrager#TOC-Bloodline Here's the page on bloodragers, reading it up is suggested. blood lines and archetypes are in there somewhere...
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No. 699848 ID: f2461f

Black blood or undead
Spelleater
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No. 699849 ID: fd0081

I´d say undead, just for something new
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No. 699851 ID: a22f87

>Arcane - While others of your kin may be wizards or sorcerers, yours is the way of the spell breaker!

>Steelblood - Most bloodragers prefer light armor, but some learn the secret of using heavy armors. These steelbloods plod around the battlefield inspiring fear and delivering carnage from within a steel shell.
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No. 699853 ID: 796324

Destined
Rageshaper
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No. 699854 ID: 47160d

undead spell eater
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No. 699855 ID: 4201a2

>>699852
Seconded.
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No. 699858 ID: fa9b55

( deleted prior suggestion/vote due to catastrophic link failure )
Abyssal and Blood Conduit
Lets Wrestle!
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No. 699865 ID: 90f3c0

Draconic (gold)
Blood Conduit
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No. 699872 ID: 40c6ad

Destined, to honor your ancestors, and spell eater.
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No. 699884 ID: fa18d4

Abberate
Blood Conduit
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No. 699886 ID: fa9b55

This is gonna be harder than getting a room full of people to agree on pizza toppings.
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No. 699890 ID: fa18d4

We could vote in multiple rounds.
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No. 699891 ID: e18d6f

Blackblood and vanilla.
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No. 699892 ID: 2ccbb3

Kyton Spelleater
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No. 699897 ID: 8f693e

Elemental
Steelblood

Lets charge at our enemies, as a mighty behemoth of steel, screaming in incontrollable rage, turning your soundings on fire with your cursed blood!
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No. 699908 ID: 99a64d

Black Blood, because Soul Eater was a good anime.
Spell Eater or Blood Conduit
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No. 699909 ID: 939c7f

our archetype is Blood conduit with five votes, but we still need a blood line~
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No. 699919 ID: fa9b55

quick note to anyone that isn't actually diving into those documents: the Blood Conduit abilities require Light or No armor to work right.
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No. 699924 ID: 40c6ad

>>699909

I count five votes for spell eater as well? Four for each of the two and one vote saying "spell eater or blood conduit".

The most popular bloodline so far seems to be black blood, but I actually have no idea what that is. The page seems to imply it's something that appears elsewhere.
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No. 699927 ID: f7a64f

Destined
Rageshaper
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No. 699933 ID: cb6b4f

Blackblood
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No. 699934 ID: cb6b4f

Blood conduit
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No. 699949 ID: f5a748

Vote for Blackblood and Spelleater!
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No. 699962 ID: a9ff28

Celestial Bloodline Bloodrider!!!
...This isn't gonna be the one we get isn't it.
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No. 699964 ID: fa9b55

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/oracle/archetypes/paizo---oracle-archetypes/black-blooded-oracle

this is the only page I've found that actually describes what Black Blood is, or what it does. That little sub-article off to the right.
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No. 699976 ID: 939c7f

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/hybrid-classes/bloodrager/bloodrager-bloodlines/paizo---bloodrager-bloodlines/
black-blood-bloodline
For some reason this link breaks... but the link from there works...

>>699924
thank you for pointing this out, I missed one of them and if I'm not reading all wrong since I'm tired it's six against six in the end... though the first of the sixths votes was for blood conduit.

provided my simple math isn't terrible, it's black blood blood conduit blood rager... I don't feel well, im sure I'll regret posting in this condition tomorrow morning, but what ever... I'll update tomorrow morning...
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No. 700024 ID: b2e8b1

Kyton Spelleater too.
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No. 700026 ID: 0cdf95

>>699976
>>699964

The pathfinder wiki gives an explanation for the Black Blood as coming from "The Land of Black Blood", which is contained in an ancient magical vault deep underground.

http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Black_blood
http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Land_of_Black_Blood

It's left a mystery where it ultimately comes from but it seems to be linked to aberrations and necromancy.
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No. 700061 ID: f36501

Kyton
Bloodrider
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No. 700095 ID: 3f9dc0

Destined Bloodrider
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No. 700102 ID: 939c7f
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700102

~The black blood runs cold though your veins, touched by vile necromantic and abarant energies, you learnt to use this power thought he art of savage bodily contact, slamming, grappling and striking with your bare fists, you never took onto the armored art, favoring head on combat and nimble reflexes.~

>Please set your stats... this is going to be complicated to vote for, so the first full stat suggestion to three votes wins, or highest votes in five hours...
In pathfinder with the buy point system, you have a set amount of points to distribute among your stats. (25 points) for example if you want one stat to be 14 you need to spend 5 points, the higher the stat the more it costs, you can also dull a stat to gain more points to spend on good stats...
http://jody-white.com/pathfinder-ability-score-calculator.php
here is a stat calculator.

Str-Dex-Con-Cha-Int-Wis

stats...cost
7.......–4
8.......–2
9.......–1
10......0
11......1
12......2
13......3
14......5
15......7
16......10
17......13
18......17

Remember that gnolls have +2 str and +2 Con. (don't factor these into your stat blocks, or set them aside in evidence)
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No. 700109 ID: b17b81

No time to work up a stat block for a new char right now, just remember that we'd need an int of 12+ to speak any language aside from gnoll, and that each int bonus is an extra skill point we can add per lvl.
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No. 700111 ID: 88e46e

>>700102
16 Str, 14 Cha, Con, and Wis. 12 Dex, 8 Int, before racials. We can 't afford to tank our will save especially with how quests work, we need Cha for our magic, and Str/Con to do well in melee. Dex is nice for Reflex, AC, and initiative, and Intelligence is the least useful out of the lot.

Can also do the same with 10 Dex and Int if people would rather not have a dumpstat.
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No. 700112 ID: cf28cf

Str-13 Dex-16 Con-13 Cha-13 Int-13 Wis-13
Then with those race bonuses it should put our strength and constitution at 15 each.
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No. 700113 ID: 88e46e

>>700111
For more of an explanation, we only ever need a 14 in Charisma to cast all of our spells and I'd rather have that ready at the start than use level increases or items to boost it. The only uncertainty I have is whether to bump Str down to boost Dex a bit, since we could probably afford it.
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No. 700114 ID: a53d93

>>700109
Mine I guess could be adjusted to 7 Wis and 13 Int for the sake of picking up common and working in a Dex skill. God knows we'll be making plenty of unwise decisions like usual so it won't be hard to roleplay.
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No. 700116 ID: 796324

>>700111
Gonna go with this.
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No. 700118 ID: a53d93

>>700102
15 +2
16
14 +2
12
7
14

A focus on Str with 18 an easy early goal for the sake of grapple
Solid Dex since we went with a light armor max archetype
And only a marginal boost to Cha since we're not a spell focused archetype. It should be enough to load up on touch spells to blast people w as we wrassle.
Int for a dex skill and common language
Wis dump because we always make unwise decisions anyway.
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No. 700119 ID: a169b2

>>700118
Seems good.
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No. 700127 ID: cf28cf

>>700112
Actually lets change that to chr:14 int:12 wis:12
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No. 700128 ID: a22f87

>>700127
I'll go with this
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No. 700130 ID: 3112de

>>700112
>>700127
I'm gonna go with this. We need to pick up common language or we won't even be able to talk to anyone.
Besides, if we put our intelligence low we'll just be a blubbering idiot. Gnolls aren't that smart to begin with.
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No. 700131 ID: 2ccbb3

Str 16, Dex 16, Con 14, Int 14, Wis 7, Cha 9

Fight with fury, but also have the intelligence to learn from battle.
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No. 700141 ID: b17b81

Just a simple swap of the wis and cha from my ranger build ends up being ok.
16 +2 Str 10pt (total of +4 to str cause we melee)
14 Dex 5pt (So a +2 to AC combined with the natural +2 is pretty good. We're going for medium armor I think?)
14 +2 Con 5pt (gives us 7 rounds of bloodrage)
12 Int 2pt (gives us common as a language and 5 skills per lvl which is ok I guess)
14 Cha 5pt (lets us use all levels of spells once we are high enough lvl and sets spell dc to 12+spell lvl)
8 Wis -2pt (only useful for skills and will saves; we have the important ones as class ones, and bloodraging gives us a +2 to will saves. We need something low to get the rest reasonable high)

Just realized with the bloodraging morale bonus Str and Con get +4

Any suggested changes?
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No. 700163 ID: 99a64d

Consider mine a vote for anything with 14 or more cha and 12 or more int.
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No. 700164 ID: 939c7f
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700164

>>700112
>>700127
>>700128
>>700130
~Str-13+2 Dex-16 Con-13+2 Cha-14 Int-12 Wis-12 physically apt and charismatic without any blatant flaws, a balanced champion~

>Next is skill points, you have five points to invest into your skills, remember that you can't have more points in one skill than you have total levels, so one in this case. class skill offer an additional +3 if you have at least one point in it.

+Acrobatics*
+Appraise
+Bluff
+Climb*
+Craft*
+Diplomacy
-Disable Device
+Disguise
+Escape Artist
+Fly
-Handle Animal*
+Heal
+Intimidate*
-Knowledge (arcana)*
-Knowledge (dungeoneering)
-Knowledge (engineering)
-Knowledge (geography)
-Knowledge (history)
-Knowledge (local)
-Knowledge (nature)
-Knowledge (nobility)
-Knowledge (planes)
-Knowledge (religion)
+Linguistics
+Perception*
+Perform
-Profession
+Ride*
+Sense Motive
-Sleight of Hand
-Spellcraft*
+Stealth
+Survival*
+Swim*
-Use Magic Device

Skills marked with a + are intuitive skills, they do not need point investments to be used.
Skills marked with a - are non intuitive skills that require at least one point to be able to use them.
skills marked with a * are class skills and are easier to master, thought still require a point to use non intuitive skills.

First five skills to reach five votes, once a skill reaches five votes that point is invested... in five hours I'll tally the runner ups...
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No. 700168 ID: b17b81

Perception, stealth, survival, intimidate, craft.
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No. 700172 ID: a22f87

>>700164
+Intimidate*
-Knowledge (arcana)*
+Perception*
-Spellcraft*
+Survival*
Well since we're starting off broke I figured it might be a good idea to be able to live off the land. Also 1 point in each since they'll all get that +3
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No. 700173 ID: 796324

Climb
Intimidate
Perception
Spellcraft
Survival
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No. 700180 ID: 3112de

Acrobatics
Knowledge (arcana) 
Perception 
Spellcraft
Survival
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No. 700182 ID: 633e18

Perception
Intimidate
Climb
Survival
Acrobatics
>>
No. 700183 ID: 90f3c0

Acrobatics
Intimidate
Knowledge (Arcana)
Stealth
Survival
>>
No. 700185 ID: 99a64d

>>700172
this
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No. 700200 ID: a453de

>>700172
That should be good
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No. 700201 ID: d587e6

>>700172
This
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No. 700205 ID: 939c7f
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700205

~our champion is well versed in Perception, Survival, Intimidation, Arcane Knowledge and Spellcraft~

>This is where shit hits the bed... I need you guys to agree on a single feat... http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats here's the feat list... lets say first to three votes since there's like a million of em... if it's decided too close and fast I'll extend it to five votes.
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No. 700210 ID: a22f87

well seeing that we're a sorcerer barbarian combo I think we should go with
>Combat casting
>>You are adept at spellcasting when threatened or distracted.
>>Benefit: You get a +4 bonus on concentration checks made to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability when casting on the defensive or while grappled.

just seems like a given for me.
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No. 700211 ID: 99a64d

Shit that's a lot of feats...
Can we take Quicken spell? I remember that being good back when I played 3.5

It might be good idea to let people suggest things and then have a round of voting after the round of suggesting, so that we don't just end up going with the first good feat we find.
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No. 700217 ID: a53d93

I don't have time right now to check what bonus feats we'll get naturally down the road, but
Improved unarmed strike -> Improved grapple -> wrasslin caster extreme line of feats should definitely be a priortity.
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No. 700218 ID: a53d93

>>700217
If that line is built in to our archetype then combat casting is absolutely my top choice. Nothing sadder than spell fizzle.
>>
No. 700221 ID: a9ff28

combat casting we won't be able to make use of until level 4 anyway I think? In which case we might as well take it then as opposed to right now...Uhh
Improved Unarmed Strike from >>700217
sounds like the way to go for now.
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No. 700234 ID: a22f87

>>700221
>combat casting we won't be able to make use of until level 4 anyway I think?
I'm not thinking that anywhere. I kind of picked it because of a game we're playing now where we're all level one and one of our spell casters picked that as a feat.
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No. 700244 ID: 939c7f
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700244

>>700217
>>700218
>>700221
~your champion gains improved unarmed strike and improved grapple as a bonus feat thanks to her archetype~

>You have no spells to chose at this level so we'll skip to aesthetics...
>>
No. 700245 ID: 503532

improved unarmed strike.
we can get combat casting later, when we actually have spells.
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No. 700249 ID: 939c7f
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700249

~First order of busyness, Form... Chose between a humanoid form or a monstrous form~
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No. 700250 ID: 88e46e

>>700249
Eh, humanoid is probably more useful. Also if it's relevant later on, voting for no dick. And aardwolf/striped hyena if that's an option.
>>
No. 700251 ID: 0cdf95

I feel like humanoid would actually have more effect. Like, you see the monstrous one raging it up, that's sort of expected. The smaller one doing the same thing would have more impact. So, humanoid.
>>
No. 700252 ID: 0cdf95

>>700250

Oh, I'll also vote for aardwolf/striped if it's on the table.
>>
No. 700254 ID: 796324

Nah let's go all the way on this. I vote monstrous.
>>
No. 700255 ID: 503532

humanoid
>>
No. 700257 ID: fa9b55

>>700249
Humanoid
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No. 700259 ID: e18d6f

Monstrous all the way. Our archetype is a bruiser and should look like one. Especially since we picked intimidation as a skill. And all the more surprising to enemies when we bust out a spell.

I'm on board for aardwolf or striped, and dick chick forever.
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No. 700260 ID: a9ff28

I'm with the humanoid types. Monsterous form would make me feel like we made a smarter and more dull (read: more sane) version of Cho'Gall.
>>
No. 700261 ID: a45490

Humanoid.
And no dick
>>
No. 700262 ID: 2ccbb3

Humanoid for monk-style fighting
>>
No. 700263 ID: 47160d

Humanoid with a dick. Because I don't care that much but I know Flynn likes his futas
>>
No. 700266 ID: 3112de

Humanoid and no dick please
>>
No. 700270 ID: 99a64d

humanoid, our strength stat doesn't change, but our volume goes down, which actually makes us stronger on some level.
no dick (are we even supposed to be voting on this yet?)
>>
No. 700271 ID: 633e18

A dickless Humanoid
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No. 700272 ID: 939c7f
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700272

~your stripped gnollish champion has evolved past her primal ancestors and adopted an upright humanoid form~

>Chose a hair style: Pony tails, disheveled, Mohawk or straight...
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No. 700273 ID: 99a64d

MOHAWK!
>>
No. 700274 ID: 3112de

Disheveled
>>
No. 700275 ID: f2461f

Disheveled
>>
No. 700276 ID: fa18d4

Monstrous, and i don't care about the existance of a pseudodick.
>>
No. 700277 ID: 796324

Mohawk
>>
No. 700278 ID: a45490

Disheveled
>>
No. 700279 ID: 633e18

Mohawk
>>
No. 700281 ID: fa9b55

>>700272
Mohawk
>>
No. 700282 ID: 2ccbb3

Straight
>>
No. 700283 ID: 645de2

Mohawk

And Dick dick
>>
No. 700285 ID: 88e46e

Straight.
>>
No. 700286 ID: e18d6f

Mohawk and author's choice on dick or no dick. I like futa though.
>>
No. 700287 ID: 90f3c0

Disheveled
>>
No. 700290 ID: 0cdf95

Disheveled, and no dick.

Because our filthy aberrant blood has turned us into a freeeeeeaaaak!!!
>>
No. 700292 ID: 2c4c23

Ponytails. Acquire MILD-MANNERED ALTER EGO.
>>
No. 700293 ID: a53d93

Booh to all you boring futa haters :P

Why not leave us the one author who actually does futa characters and just enjoy the regular girls in every single other quest that is running or on the horizon ever?
>>
No. 700294 ID: a53d93

>>700290
Although for a rp standpoint being a freak in so vital a way could lead to interesting plot with our family/tribe what have you and other gnolls along the way. Not to mention delicious psychological scars.
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No. 700296 ID: 939c7f
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700296

~your champion prefers a sporty Mohawk~

>Did your champion undergo a ritualistic circumcision or does she still sport her pseudo phalus?

This subject has been up for furious debate since the word "gnoll" was first pronounced, so lets go for seven votes to win...
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No. 700297 ID: 4201a2

>>700296
Yes penis.
>>
No. 700299 ID: 3112de

No penis
>>
No. 700300 ID: 796324

Yes, we like to show the wimpy boys who's boss. It also makes a nice surprise when we're wrestling boys of other races.
>>
No. 700301 ID: a45490

Enough with the dicks. No dick
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No. 700302 ID: 0cdf95

Obviously the matriarchs of the tribe feared that her powers would let her usurp their place! They demanded she be subjected to the surgery. "So that she could be more sure of passing on her powerful blood", they said, but the real reason was to prevent her from being able to fully take part in the highest dominance rituals!
>>
No. 700303 ID: b17b81

Give us the bits!
>>
No. 700304 ID: 47160d

lol literally every other post changes and yes dick!
>>
No. 700306 ID: e18d6f

Yes dick.
>>
No. 700308 ID: 645de2

Yes to pseudo dick
>>
No. 700310 ID: 90f3c0

Dick are great and all, but we just did dick girl quest. Variety is nice.

No penis.
>>
No. 700311 ID: ae8824

No pseudo penis
>>
No. 700312 ID: e18d6f

>>700310
Exactly - and every other quest author does no dick. Variety is nice so yes to dick.

Vote yes to prop 103 and put a schlong on that gnoll.
>>
No. 700313 ID: 0cdf95

>>700312

What if we have all the dick-having gnolls you could want, but it's just the protagonist specifically who's missing one, while there are others who have theirs?
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No. 700314 ID: 939c7f
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700314

~Your champion Still has her pride between her legs, let's hope she can keep it there~

>Final aesthetic choice, what tail does your champion sport? Foofy (fox tail), Nub (no tail), curled or straight (standard)
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No. 700315 ID: e18d6f

Bring it home. Dicks are both stylish and the first step to taking over our tribe and making a gnoll army ~
>>
No. 700316 ID: e18d6f

>>700312
Oops I goofed in my soapboxing and I think got double counted there.

Nub because how cute is that. Also easier tailoring.
>>
No. 700317 ID: 796324

Foofy, all the foofy
>>
No. 700318 ID: ae8824

There wasn't even 7 votes for dick.

Floofu
>>
No. 700319 ID: f2461f

Curled.
>>
No. 700320 ID: 88e46e

Curled.
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No. 700321 ID: 796324

>>700297
>>700300
>>700303
>>700304
>>700306
>>700308
>>700312
Looks like 7 to me
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No. 700324 ID: b17b81

Floofs! All the floofs!

>>700321
5 and 7 are the same guy. I think he was advertising instead of attempting to vote twice. Besides, >>700315
was the final vote needed anyways, he was just one minute late.
>>
No. 700325 ID: ae8824

>>700324
Actualy that was double count guy again
>>
No. 700326 ID: 90f3c0

Foofy
>>
No. 700327 ID: a9ff28

a foofy tail. Because come on, blood of the dead, hair is dead cells, you get the drift!
>>
No. 700328 ID: 88e46e

Meh, I voted no dick originally but I don't really care enough to alter the decision if Halo prefers them with and there's six people who actually want it. If it's actually repolled still no dick, if it's not no objection.
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No. 700334 ID: 0cdf95

I vote curled, tailwise.

Maybe the author counted his own vote as the seventh? If not then it was just six by my estimate. There were five votes for no dick, so unless two people come in and vote for that all of a sudden...
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No. 700338 ID: 939c7f
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700338

>>700317
>>700318
>>700324
>>700326
>>700327
~your tail is luxurious and floofy~

>Finally chose a name for your character

I'm gonna assume the extra language you get for +1 Intel was gonna be common...
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No. 700340 ID: f2461f

Alla Xiomara.
>>
No. 700344 ID: a9ff28

Zangeist
If we're doing the name and sur-name thing, then
Dola Zangeist
>>
No. 700345 ID: 99a64d

Iska Tongueripper
>>
No. 700349 ID: 88e46e

>>700338
Kelda Oxgutter.
>>
No. 700350 ID: 739c31

Mandinga Dele
>>
No. 700351 ID: a45490

Chanda blackblood
>>
No. 700353 ID: 0cdf95

[Sounds incapable of being made by mortal tongue], after my great great grand-[untranslatable eighth gender progenitor-term].

But most people just call me Blackie.
>>
No. 700363 ID: fa9b55

>>700340
I support this name.
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No. 700364 ID: 939c7f
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700364

>>700349
I like it, let's go with Kelda Oxgutter.

And the charcter is pretty much set~!
>>
No. 700374 ID: 939c7f

so... my room mate is going to bed soon and I work tomorrow... Should I post the first few pages now, or wait till after tomorrow to have a real beginning?
>>
No. 700376 ID: 47160d

Whichever you feel is better
>>
No. 700377 ID: a453de

Go ahead and post right away
>>
No. 700382 ID: b17b81

>>700364
>alignment
>by polar
Sounds like us.
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No. 700385 ID: 939c7f
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700385

Prepare to embark on a journey of peril, wonder, grandeur and most of all... Madness~
Spiraling down to the depths and rising up to the peaks, this terrifying, terrific and tragic tale begins on a rocking boat...
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No. 700386 ID: 939c7f
Audio overture.mp3 - (6.98MB )
700386

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No. 700387 ID: 939c7f
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700387

>The boat rocks periodically and creeks gently as the waves crash against the wooden haul... six days ago Hell-knights descended upon you and captured you alive, tossing you in the brig of this boat... Every day the prisoners are shuffled, today's room is slightly larger than usual and you've been feed mashed potatoes and given fresh water, plus you only have one room mate and he's been very quiet... all thing considered today was pretty good... It must be night time, since the hallways are light by candles instead of the sun... not that it matters as you see just fine in the dark...

>_ _ _
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No. 700389 ID: 06ca46

Ask the old man if he has a plan.

Punch door.
>>
No. 700390 ID: 4201a2

>>700387
Peek through the bars of the door.
>>
No. 700392 ID: be4935

Ask the old timer where he was picked up and if he has any idea where we're heading.
>>
No. 700408 ID: e18d6f

See if the old man speaks common and if so ask if he has any idea just how bad this situation is and if he has any plans for escaping. Then peek out of the bars.

Alternatively, pee in the middle of the cell and then punch Old Man in snout to assert superiority.
>>
No. 700428 ID: a3d849

Practice your punches and kicks on the wall. You have to keep yourself in shape in case the opportunity to escape presents itself.
>>
No. 700433 ID: 25273c

The bolt on that door is tiny! The screws that hold it down are tiny!! You could probably break it open... if you were angry enough.
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No. 700439 ID: 939c7f
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700439

>>700389
>>700392
>>700408
Ask the old timer where he was picked up and if he has any idea where we're heading.
See if the old man speaks common and if so ask if he has any idea just how bad this situation is and if he has any plans for escaping.

>You ask the old dwarf if he speaks common. He looks up and cackles lightly...

Edrukk - And here I thought gnolls didn't speak commmon... I guess yeh were just keeping to yer self. Can't blame yeh... Mah Name's Edrukk. Maybe I'll serve yah a beer in hell eh? Hahaa on the house~

>You ask him if he knows where you're going and where he got picked up.

Edrukk - They found me in Absalom, figured I'd be safe there... but they really wanted me... They'll be taking us to Cheliax to serve our crimes, death for most of us...

>You ask him how bad the situation is and if he has a plan to escape.

Edrukk - Bad varies depending on why you're here, I'm an enemy of the royal court... My mouth too big and my opinion too large, so they'll kill me off without a trial... As for a plan? Heh... I plan on dying quickly without a struggle... unless Cayden Cailean sends me a miracle, I'm as dead as a doornail... But why are you here? I know the ins and outs of Cheliaxian law pretty well, maybe I can guess your sentence?

>Chose 1 campaign trait

Enemy of the crown - Your opinions of the devil bound royalty might just cost you your life...
You gain a +1 bonus on Bluff, Diplomacy, Intimidate, and Sense Motive checks made against nobility of Cheliax, and a +1 bonus on all saving throws made against mind-affecting attacks from devils

Brigand You've spent a large of your time on the roads collecting "taxes" and are familiar with the culture of the road
You gain a +1 trait bonus on Bluff, Diplomacy, Intimidate, and Sense Motive checks when dealing with brigands, thieves, bandits, and their ilk.

Stowaway What ever boat or wagon you jump on really didn't want you, this time you aren't a stowaway
You gain a +1 trait bonus on Stealth checks and Survival checks to find food.

Assassin You're a death dealer and a good one, but you killed the wrong person and didn't even get payed...
You gain a +2 trait bonus on Bluff checks to pass hidden messages. Also, anytime you deliver a coup de grace, you deal an additional 1d6 points of damage.

Petty Thief you've been trained by a rogue and learnt of their trade, but your teaching went off to a bad start...
Select one of the following skills: Disable Device, Intimidate, or Sleight of Hand. You gain a +1 trait bonus on that skill, and it is always a class skill for you.

Kidnapper You know how to take people in alive, it's always been a knack of yours
When using a melee weapon that deals lethal damage to instead deal nonlethal damage, you take only a –2 attack penalty instead of –4.

Vandal that last outburst may of cost you your life and there wasn't even any rupees in that jar...
You gain a +2 bonus on Strength checks to break objects, and when damaging an object with a weapon, natural weapon, or unarmed attack, you ignore 2 points of its hardness.

Mugger armed robbery, simple, fun and profitable... usually...
You gain a +1 trait bonus on initiative checks and a +1 trait bonus on weapon damage rolls during any surprise round in which you act.

Slave trader you deal in flesh, living flesh, and it's a crime apparently... don't hell knights keep slaves?
You gain +2 trait bonus to Appraise and handle animal when it comes to humans.

Framed You are guilty of the greatest crime of all... Innocence...
You start with an additional Hero point and can hold up to four hero points at any given time.

>_ _ _
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No. 700441 ID: 4854ef

Slave trader!
>>
No. 700445 ID: b17b81

I kinda like vandal.
>>
No. 700451 ID: 88e46e

Mugger.
>>
No. 700452 ID: a9ff28

WE WERE FRAMED!!!
>>
No. 700453 ID: 47160d

Maybe you should explain what hero points are exactly
>>
No. 700454 ID: 939c7f

the beauty of using a proper system is that all the info is easy to find~
Here's the document on hero points
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/other-rules/hero-points
>>
No. 700455 ID: 47160d

Going to second framed then
>>
No. 700456 ID: 2ccbb3

Kidnapper. Please try to minimize casualties wherever death is unnecessary.

Otherwise, torture and maim as needed.
>>
No. 700464 ID: d264c4

Vandal looks like a pretty sweet deal for breaking our bonds and so on.
>>
No. 700478 ID: 25273c

Vandal fits being a bloodrager better, stack that destructive potential.

Knowing people's packrat tendencies, we're going to end up never using those hero points for anything except rerolls and cheating death.
>>
No. 700479 ID: a53d93

Mugger for that sweet initiative bonus.
>>
No. 700484 ID: dbb0f9

I'll say, Vandal breaking things just seems fitting.
>>
No. 700485 ID: a22f87

Vandal
>>
No. 700486 ID: 796324

Stowaway, on this very ship even.
>>
No. 700488 ID: cd886c

Vandal
>>
No. 700509 ID: b2e8b1

Kidnapper
>>
No. 700512 ID: 99a64d

Framed, because I like action points, and hero points like those but better.
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No. 700531 ID: 939c7f
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700531

>>700464
>>700478
>>700484
>>700485
>>700488
>You explain to him that you sometimes get a tad angry and may of broken a few things and they totally over reacted...

Edrukk - Well if you're on this ship for vandalism, you broke something really expensive or who ever owned it was very important. You'll be tried and fined a hefty sum, and seeing your wealth, it's safe to assume you'll be a slave, probably for eehh... six to ten years or so... But it's not all bad, Cheliax is the best nation to be a slave in, the laws and regulations in regards to slave ownership are very strict and harshly enforced, you may find life as a slave better than a nomad... but I'm not here to judge your life... At least you can try to run away or pay your dues, you wont be gutted in a cellar and fed to pigs... Count yourself lucky kid~

>The Dwarf sits back down and grooms his beard...

>_ _ _
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No. 700532 ID: a22f87

get pissed and punch the door. This is some bullshit!
>>
No. 700536 ID: 47160d

...So this is canonically a pathfinder game right?Are the other two just sitting there silently watching our intro?
>>
No. 700543 ID: 88e46e

>>700536
Pathfinder rules, I doubt it's a campaign IC. Eadoo Quest had vaguely similar Pathfinderish mechanics in places and it wasn't a campaign either.
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No. 700544 ID: 3b7ad4

I'm making my own luck, old man.

I have an idea. We get into a mock fight, when the guards come in to break it up, we overpower them.

If he doesn't want to play ball, carefully explain that the fight doesn't have to be fake.
>>
No. 700545 ID: cd886c

Let's not start a brawl. Just look out the bars so we can see the next room.
>>
No. 700550 ID: fa9b55

>>700531
Try really hard to remember the most important think we might or have broken.
>>
No. 700561 ID: 796324

Tell him you would rather eat your own pride, and by pride I mean pseudo phalus, than be forced into servitude and bondage. We'll find our chance to escape.
>>
No. 700566 ID: e18d6f

Let's check outside. And um, the rest of our cell to make sure there hasn't been someone sitting in another corner this whole time.
>>
No. 700570 ID: b17b81

>>700536
A short individualized bit before they meet up with each other is fine from a dm standpoint. Meeting up while captured is a old fasion gaming trope; just a bit less common than 'you meet in a tavern'.
We can rage and break out any time we want, so look out the bars first. How thick do the walls seem?
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No. 700571 ID: b17b81

Also ask the old man if he has anything on him. We can break him out as we go if he wants.
>>
No. 700579 ID: 2ccbb3

Maybe it's not what you broke, but what someone SAW you break. If there was some thread of a conspiracy in that stuff (or more likely, someone knew that you were destroying a fake artifact and the damage would prove it was swapped), then you'd need to be dealt with before you ruined someone by singing in a bar, but ordering your execution would draw too much attention.

Looks like your best bet is to get hired by someone who needs a vandal.
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No. 700781 ID: 939c7f
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700781

>>700545
>>700566
>>700570
>you look out the bars of the door and see the hallway... Your head was covered every time they moved you so you don;t know the layout of the ship... (the map on the upper right updates as you explore)
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No. 700783 ID: 939c7f
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700783

>>700570
How thick do the walls seem?

>The walls seem pretty thick, you might be able to break through them with a lot of effort, but not without drawing a huge amount of attention.

>>700532
>You bash at the door and find you could easily break it down with some effort...

??? - Hey, I Wouldn't do that if I was you...

>The voice comes from the next cell over.

??? - Even if you do break your bonds, the place is swarming with Hellknights, fully clad in demon forged armor, you can't punch that problem. and even if you could what then? we're on a boat, think you can't swim to a shore you can't see? Look I overheard you talking about an escape eh? Hehee... let's not talk here... there's a knot in the wood, see if you can break though and make a hole...

>_ _ _
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No. 700787 ID: a22f87

well let's find that knot then and knock it lose. If nothing else you at least get to hit something which should make your fell a little better.
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No. 700803 ID: f2461f

Sounds good enough, let's find that knot and give it a punch.
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No. 700830 ID: 939c7f
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700830

rolled 17 = 17

>You find a fist sized knot and try to push and otherwise break it loose
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No. 700872 ID: 939c7f
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700872

>you rolled a total of 21 and easily knocked the knot out exposing the next room over through a fist sized hole

>_ _ _
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No. 700875 ID: 7b82a3

Well let's see what they want.
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No. 700878 ID: fa9b55

>>700872
"Howdy Mother Fucker"
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No. 700881 ID: 99a64d

"'tsup bitches?"
>>
No. 700883 ID: 2ccbb3

"Who wants to try a breakout?

... I'll settle for [minigame]."
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No. 700886 ID: 939c7f
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700886

>>700875
>>700878
>you greet the stranger

Kelda - Howdy Mother Fucker

Narsius - Howdy to you too, name's Narsius and that over there is Cid

>The white haired Tiefling waves

Narsius - Okay sweet pup, this is gonna be hard to believe but I've got a guy on the inside, and we've got a plan to get us four out and free... Tomorrow we'll land on a beach to be transferred to a larger more secure ship, from that point on our lives are forfeit. But while our feet are on the ground we can make an escape. when they take us out they'll chain us together in a big conga line, with us four at the back, I'll "knock out" my pal and you can make good on a break-away chain he installed at the tail end of the line... I'm trusting you with my life, I hope you can do the same...

>_ _ _
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No. 700888 ID: 7b82a3

We got your back. Breaking stuff is our specialty.
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No. 700892 ID: 2ccbb3

Meh, you were planning on breaking a few cuffs anyway.

Don't trust this guy, but go with the plan since you don't have any better ideas.
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No. 700895 ID: e18d6f

This guy looks a little shady, but maybe appearances aren't what they seem. Get on board with the plan, but see if he has any assurances we're not just going to be used as a distraction when the time comes.
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No. 700896 ID: 939c7f
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700896

>>700888
Kelda - We got your back. Breaking stuff is our specialty.

Narsius - Good to hear it sweet pup~ The hardest part is gonna be out running the guards, they'll be fully plated in Black steel, but we'll be bound at the wrists with only a few feet of leverage...

>The dwarf stands and approaches.

Edrukk - That's a sound plan and all, but why are you saving us? Why not place yourself at the very end and break away alone?

Narsius - Ahh... well you know how the last part was hard to believe, well this next part is damn well near impossible to believe... You see, I got myself caught on purpose, so that I could break the three of you out...

Edrukk - I could believe that for just me but all three? Explain yourself...
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No. 700900 ID: 939c7f
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700900

Narsius - Well, You see I came across this a while ago...

>The man pulls out a small wooden box from inside his trousers.

Narsius - This artifact is quite powerful and if sold would make any man filthy rich, even divided by four... but I've had visions, I've seen you three and all sorts of misadventures, I knew that if I went alone I'd die, but with the four of us... Sweet pup, Big red, grizzle beard and myself we can make it big~

Edrukk - H-how did you...

Narsius - You tell Sweet pup all about it around a fire, I've seen it in my visions... all because of this gem... it wants to be sold... It want's us to succeed don't you see?

Edrukk - Hmp... I guess Cailean really did send me a mirracle... But you watch yourself Nood-

Narsius - Noodle hair~

Edrukk - *sigh* Yeah... You watch yourself...

Narsius - anything to add Big red?

Cid - ...

Narsius - What about you sweet pup?

>_ _ _
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No. 700901 ID: 47160d

Tell him to stop flirting until after you escape
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No. 700902 ID: 2ccbb3

You will enjoy ripping his dick off if he tries to kill you at the end.

Whatever, get this quest started.
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No. 700903 ID: 3c1f51

Ditch the fruity nicknames and let me reserve the right to maim you in the event you betray us, and you have a deal.
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No. 700904 ID: a9ff28

>>700903
"No cute names. I am Zelda. Cross me, I eat you."
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No. 700917 ID: 41909c

Well failure is still better then just becoming some jackasses slave, plus it sounds fun, let's do it
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No. 700941 ID: e18d6f

If this gets us out of a cell, we're in; but after that we look out for ourselves and anyone who tries to order us around is asking to be broken. This sweet pup is always top dog.
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No. 700983 ID: c66656

"I'll kill you when this turns out to be a trick, but until then I'll play along."
>>
No. 701002 ID: 2ccbb3

Name: Jesstania Erstein
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No. 701013 ID: 99a64d

>>701002
We already picked a name, kome.
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No. 701307 ID: 939c7f
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701307

>>700901
Kelda - Stop flirting until after you escape

Narsius - Is that how you interpret this~? Hehee I guess we hear what we wanna hear~ But sure, if you want, I'll flirt with you as much as you like once we're out.

>>700902
>>700903
>>700904
>>700983
>You threaten him bringing focus to various genitals, but otherwise agree.

Narsius - Hahaa... He... Heh... Yeah well that's creepy and all, but I don't have to worry, since it's not a trick... Well try to get some rest yall cause tomorrow will be a workout...

>He corks the knot and shuffles away from the wall...
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No. 701309 ID: 939c7f
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701309

>The next morning the boat makes landfall and sets up, several of the prisoners are brought out and chained together at the wrists... They don't bag your faces for transport, most likely since you won't be on this boat again... The four of you are last in the line as predicted. The beach sand is cold and the air is wet, the morning salty mist is refreshing over your fur... Two guards keep watch over the front and back end of the line, the rest wait on the boat, in the distance two more guards wait near a much larger boat... Narsius glares at the guard near the end, he glares back...
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No. 701315 ID: 939c7f
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701315

Narsius - Hey Bucket head, how hot is in there?

Hellknight - ...

Narsius - Must be hot... hot like hell~ Hahaha

Hellknight - Quiet...

Narsius - Hey is it true that Hellknights need to suck a devils cock to get that armor?

Hellknight - QUIET YOU CUR!

Narsius - Well yeah, because otherwise why would they forge it for you? So you suck em off~

Hellknight - Shut Your Mouth Or I'll Break Your Jaw Off!

Narsius - I hear the better you suck the harder they work too, You must suck like a grandma~

Hellknight - That's it!!

>He walks over to Narsius cracking his knuckles through the heavy armored gauntlets, but just as he gets close Narsius grabs his chains and whips the Hellknight in the face, Banging loudly on his helmet. The guard falls flat on his back!!

Narsius - Now!!

>_ _ _
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No. 701326 ID: 90f3c0

Proceed with the plan. Yank the weakened chain to break it, then run like hell.
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No. 701327 ID: a22f87

Brake the chain and get ready to run, we need to move.
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No. 701331 ID: 020b5e

Tap into your rage to make sure you have enough strength, it'll also give you enough power to pick up that shorty behind you and run with him so his tiny legs don't slow you down.
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No. 701339 ID: 9c015b

Do the plan!
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No. 701346 ID: 9c6d36

just started reading this quest and I know i'm late to the party but for the love of god /tg/ can we stop with the dickgirls/hermaphrodites? Jesus fucking christ.
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No. 701351 ID: 88e46e

Rage, yank the chain, run for it.

>>701346
What is a discussion thread?
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No. 701387 ID: 939c7f
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701387

>>701326
>>701327
>>701331
>>701339
>>701351
>You rage and attempt to a break check on the breakaway chain... You rolled 12 + 2 str bonus + 2 Vandalism + 2 Blood Rage = 18... The chain breaks and you're free from the pack, but you're still tied to your allies...

Narsius - Run Quickly! To the forest!!

>You Follow the plan and run towards the forest... prepare for chase mode...
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No. 701391 ID: 939c7f

Rules for chases...
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/other-rules/chases
It's a tad complicated...
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No. 701392 ID: a22f87

well start hauling ass towards the tree line before the other guards catch up.
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No. 701396 ID: 8e9d4b

Tell Narsius to grab under one of the dwarf's arms while you do the same with the other, so both of you can lift him. That should split his weight enough that you can carry him without taking a hit to your movement speed, which will allow you to move faster than if you had to let him run along by himself.
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No. 701398 ID: 73c49c

Lets get running toward the tree line, get ready to grab the and carry someone if they fall. because there still tied to us and we don't want the chain getting caught on a log or something.
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No. 701400 ID: 1cebc8

Okay, see if you can break the chains of the other nearby prisoners and get them to fight the nearest guard. Then run straight for the forest, and once you find cover, break the chains of anyone nearby, then point them in the direction of the guards. You should be able to neutralize a few guards, though run if an army finds out what you're doing.
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No. 701401 ID: 939c7f
File 145533791524.jpg - (236.95KB , 1000x562 , chase 1 p 1.jpg )
701401

>You book it, keeping your advantage!
The Coast is clear, Go Go Go!!

>The HellKnight needs to Keep the prisoners from escaping!
He rolls an intimidate of 17 and fails. He cannot advance this turn
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No. 701402 ID: 939c7f
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701402

>A large dead tree blocks your path~!
Climb over it - dc 10
Run around it - lose a turn

(all allies need to succeed their checks since you're tied at the wrists)
>>701396
>You can carry Edrukk, if so he doesn't need to make checks, but you and Narsius take -2 on checks, if you don't he takes -2 for his slower speed...

>The HellKnight needs to Keep the prisoners from escaping!
He rolls an intimidate of 20 and succeeds!

>_ _ _
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No. 701405 ID: a22f87

run bitch run
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No. 701407 ID: a22f87

who's less likely to fuck up? Us carrying him or just him running by himself? I mean if we're only as good as our weakest link then I say do whatever has a higher chance to succeed
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No. 701408 ID: 939c7f

I've got a okay climb, it's 5
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No. 701409 ID: 939c7f

My climb is only 2... sorry team...
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No. 701413 ID: fa9b55

Better to help him up. You're strong, so you can take the penalty.
>>
No. 701473 ID: cd886c

Since we have the breaking bonus and we're raged; can we break the chains?
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No. 701517 ID: 1dde2d

Can we take ten?
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No. 701521 ID: 939c7f

provided you're not in contact with an enemy, yes you can.
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No. 701524 ID: 939c7f
File 145538454218.jpg - (247.60KB , 1000x562 , chase 1 p 3.jpg )
701524

>>701473
>The break DC of regular chain is 26, you don't have the strength to break a regular chain...

>>701413
>You and Narsius try to carry Edrukk over the dead tree
You rolled 9 and failed to cross the tree
Narsius rolled 5 and failed to cross the tree
Cid Rolled a natural 20 critical, He not only manages to get over the tree, he also pulls Edrukk with him!!
>Cid and Edrukk are past the tree, You and Narsius still need to cross it.

>A sink hole threatens to mire the hellknight.
He Attempts to avoid falling in... He rolls 9 and sinks in...

>_ _ _
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No. 701527 ID: 939c7f
File 145538551220.jpg - (240.99KB , 1000x562 , chase 1 p 4.jpg )
701527

>You attempt to climb over the tree
You rolled a critical fail... [Brained] you hit your head wrong and the world starts spinning... 6 wisdom damage
Narsius rolled 21 and climbed over easily

>The hell knight tries to escape with his cmb.
He rolled 14 and fails to escape the mire...

>_ _ _
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No. 701528 ID: 1cebc8

>>701524
Just go around it already!
>>
No. 701538 ID: a9ff28

I'm gonna agree, we'll eat the turn penalty because that hell knight is still coming even if he seems to consistantly fail each event once.
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No. 701541 ID: 939c7f
File 145538947934.jpg - (232.77KB , 1000x562 , chase 1 p 5.jpg )
701541

>>701528
>>701538
>You decide to go around the tree

>The hell knight tries to escape the mire
He rolls an 18
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No. 701542 ID: 939c7f
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701542

>you carefully drag your chains over and around the branches costing a turn...

>The hell knight tries to escape the mire...
He rolls a 23 and escapes...
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No. 701544 ID: 939c7f
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701544

>Fire ants block your path! They won't stop you, but they'll hurt like hell~
Quick reflexes can avoid a nasty bite...
If you're strong enough you'll avoid damage...

>The coast is clear for the Hell knight!
He runs at you without problem.

>_ _ _
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No. 701545 ID: 1cebc8

Avoid the fire ants!
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No. 701547 ID: cd886c

which is better for our friends, dexterity or strength?
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No. 701549 ID: 939c7f

Your allies need not succeed in the same way as you
Narsius Has +3 dex and +1 str
Edrukk Has +1 dex and +2 str but -2 due to his speed
Cid Has +2 dex and +2 str
They will automatically roll which ever is best for them. But need your orders for edrukk to be carried...
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No. 701550 ID: 99a64d

In a world where getting murdered or sold into slavery by a knight from hell is a very real possibility, fire ants are a nonissue. Run them the fuck over.
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No. 701561 ID: cd886c

it looks like it's easier to avoid, and our dex is is high. so lets avoid
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No. 701569 ID: 939c7f
File 145539589447.jpg - (224.04KB , 1000x562 , chase 1 p 8.jpg )
701569

>>701545
>>701561
>You try to avoid the ants poisoned mandibles
You roll a natural 20 and succeed, you even carry Edrukk to safety

>Edrukk tries to avoid the ants
He rolls an 6 and fails, but is carried by his friends.

>Narsius tries to avoid the ants
He rolls a 19 and clears them no problem

>Cid tries to avoid the ants
He rolls a natural 20 and succeeds, he even helps carry Edrukk.

>The coast is clear for the Hell knight!
He runs at you without problem.
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No. 701570 ID: 973861

dodge the ants
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No. 701571 ID: 939c7f
File 145539600685.jpg - (212.27KB , 1000x562 , chase 1 p 9.jpg )
701571

>The Coast is clear, Go Go Go!!
You book it, keeping your advantage!

>A large dead tree blocks the hellknight's path~!
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No. 701572 ID: 939c7f
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701572

>You arrive in the Forrest, roots and bramble threaten to trip you.
Jump around and over them!
Carefully navigate the forest.

>The Hell knight tries to quickly climb over the tree...
He rolls a 4 and fails...

>_ _ _
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No. 701574 ID: 973861

>>701572
I say watch out

also that dead tree seems to be the devil to everyone.
>>
No. 701578 ID: cd886c

watch out, we have a good perception.
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No. 701592 ID: 939c7f
File 145539957587.jpg - (261.35KB , 1000x562 , chase 1 p 11.jpg )
701592

>>701574
>>701578
>You focus on the undergrowth and try to avoid tripping
You roll a solid 22 and easily avoid crashing in the roots.

>Narsius tries to hop and leap over the roots
He rolls a crit miss... [In the Boingloings] 2 inteligence damage until healed or rested.

>Edrukk Focuses on avoiding the roots
He rolls a 17 and easily avoids the roots.

>Cid Tries to hop and leap over the roots
He rolls a 19 and manages to not get caught up.

>The hell knight tries to quickly climb over the tree
He rolls an 11 and barely manages to get over it...
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No. 701594 ID: 939c7f
File 145539996647.jpg - (238.74KB , 1000x562 , chase 1 p 12.jpg )
701594

>Narsius get's back up and tries to hop over the roots some more...
He rolls a solid 25 and easily glides through the forest~

>The Hellknight attempts to not give a shit about the ants...
He rolls a crit miss... [they're in my armor!!] He struggles to get the ants out of his plated armor, suffering the full effect [-10 speed] and looses a turn...
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No. 701598 ID: 939c7f
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701598

>You arrive at a sheer drop, it's a thirty foot drop into water...

Narsius - Down there! We'll lose em in the tunnels!!

Dive to avoid fall damage with an acrobatics or swim check
Climb down to avoid falling at all...
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No. 701602 ID: e18d6f

Juuuuuuuuump (carefully)
>>
No. 701605 ID: 973861

jump down, let's move quicker then smarter... plus we have an equal chance either way.
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No. 701611 ID: cd886c

might as well jump down.
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No. 701614 ID: 939c7f
File 145540361392.jpg - (247.30KB , 1000x562 , chase 1 p 14.jpg )
701614

>>701602
>>701605
>>701611
>You jump into the water and try to pierce into it.
You roll an 8 and crash on the water's surface taking 6 non lethal damage...

>Narsious jumps into the water trying to piece into it.
He rolls a powerful 26 and effortlessly slides into the water.

>Edrukk Tries to dive safely into the water.
He rolls a seven and crashes against the waters surface taking 5 non lethal damage

>Cid tries to Dive into the water
He rolls a 20 and pierces safely into the water head first.

>The hell knight looses a turn...
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No. 701615 ID: 939c7f
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701615

>You swim to the cave entrance
If enemies are hot on your tail...
Hide underwater Dc 10 Sneak
or Swim to the cave and book it DC 15 Swim

Other wise you're Free~

>~Chase scene complete - Victory~
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No. 701616 ID: 973861

ok we had a few hiccups there but we made it in the end... ok now what narsius? did you plan beyond the escape or are we winging it?
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No. 701618 ID: 1cebc8

Get these damn cuffs off.
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No. 701619 ID: e18d6f

Cuffs off ASAP, unless it will take long enough they might make their way down the cliff (although probably not a danger in armor).
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No. 701672 ID: 939c7f
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701672

>You follow Narsius into the cave, it's wet and damp thanks to the natural spring it's connected to... It's dark as you jog further in, but you see just fine... Narsius trots triumphantly his fists resting on his hips~

Narsius - Ahahaaa~ See?! We did it! And now we travel far to Varisia and retire rich and young~!

>>701616
Kelda - ok now what narsius? did you plan beyond the escape or are we winging it?

Narsius - Glad you asked, we'll follow this cave out to sure safety and about six miles out I have a supply ready, there's a tavern that knows me well that should be able to supply us with goods for our long journey...

>>701618
>>701619
Kelda - Get these damn cuffs off.

Narsius - Yup yup, I'll pick the locks on those cuffs as soon as I can, I left a lock pick a little ways down the tunnels under a rock a few years ago, I remember exactly where it is~

Edrukk - Hold up, where are we right now? what is this cave?

Narsius - Oh don't worry about it, I know this cave quite well. It runs under Pezzack and exits about a mile or two past it. It was dug out years ago when a vein of Tin was discovred, but it ran dry so it was abandoned, no one's been in it since~ About a year of so ago
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No. 701673 ID: 939c7f
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701673

>A loud snap is heard and a massive iron blade swings down and into Narsius's chest!!

Narsius - AARreekk!!! Th-That's... Odd... I thought... No one... Inhabited this... place... None of this... Was in my... Visions?.. Heh... *gasp* Don't worry... I'll be fine... My visions...

>Narsius falls into two gory messes on the ground

Narsius has left the party

>_ _ _
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No. 701675 ID: 1cebc8

SON OF A

RUN!
>>
No. 701676 ID: f2461f

The fates have changed, or this was gonna happen regardless. Either way let's head to that tavern he was talking about.
>>
No. 701679 ID: 90f3c0

Don't panic. Inspect the area for tripwires and pressure plates. Where there's one deadly trap there's bound to be more.
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No. 701681 ID: 8e9d4b

Hmm. If you could reset that trap and reactivate it, you could use it to cut the chains! I wouldn't put much hope in finding his lockpick or knowing how to use it.

Could be trouble finding supplies, too. You could get hungry. Fortunately, you are a gnoll... waste not want not.
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No. 701683 ID: 973861

fuck... well the way is trapped and the only guy that know where shit was is dead... think we can use his body to active more traps? I mean we really didn't know the guy and only went with him because he told us he could get us out.
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No. 701685 ID: cd886c

perception check, to see what the hell is going on
>>
No. 701706 ID: fa9b55

>>701673
cut or bite his thumbs off and you should be able to rip his manacles off easily, saving everyone the burden of dragging around his corpse.
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No. 701716 ID: eb385b

>>701673
Take the artifact from his corps
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No. 701717 ID: e18d6f

Everyone freeze and very very carefully look for traps or triggers - pressure plates, tripwires, groves, gaps or unnatural shapes or textures. If the immediate area appears clear the 3 of you need to decide whether to continue through the apparently dangerous caves or take your chances swimming along the cliffs until you find a beach. Either way find a way to get the corpse off your chains (without setting off another trap!) Then you may be able to throw the chain (or an arm or leg) ahead to check for traps you might miss.
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No. 701747 ID: 99a64d

DONT MOVE

Take twenty on a perception check to see the FUCK out of all these traps.
>>
No. 701760 ID: fa9b55

not likely that she's going to see anything with a wisdom-based perception check. She bonked her head during the chase so right now she's got 6 wis.
>>
No. 701764 ID: b2e8b1

Fall prone, but do not trigger more traps. search for traps, avoid floor blades by perception and press on the ground while prone with your palms. The blades don't reach you if you're on the ground.
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No. 701911 ID: 939c7f
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701911

>>701764
>>701747
>>701717
>>701685
>>701679
>Everyone freeze and very very carefully look for traps or triggers

You and the team slowly and carefully make sure you're not about to activate more traps... Despite your best efforts you don't find any triggers of any kind in the immediate area, you're barely able to see the tripwire that triggered this trap, but thankfully no one else died while looking for traps... You did how ever see activated traps further down the way...

>>701716
>Take the artifact from his corps

You shuffle through his gore filled trousers and find the small box, you feel it's energy through the wooden case...

You acquired [Artifact [Green]]

>>701681
>Hmm. If you could reset that trap and reactivate it, you could use it to cut the chains!

You might be able to if any of you had knowledge engineering, disable device or craft [traps]

>>701706
>cut or bite his thumbs off and you should be able to rip his manacles off easily

You use your vicious maw to rip his tasty fingers and knuckles off allowing Edrukk and Cid to escape... You are still bound to Edrukk and must remain adjacent to him.
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No. 701912 ID: 939c7f
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701912

Edrukk - So Friends... We're free but what now? Do we... Try to stick to the plan and sell the artifact? It's still possible~! We just need to be careful...

Cid - I guess so...
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No. 701913 ID: 939c7f
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701913

Edrukk - Who are you by the by? We've never properly meet...

Cid - Oh I'm Cid... I'm... a magus or something...

Edrukk - A magus eh? Looks like we're all spell casters~ Say what did you do to get stuck on there with us?

Cid - I didn't do anything, I was framed!

Edrukk - Wow calm down, just tell us what happened...

Cid - Well... Aaahhk! Oh gross!! aahhh... It tastes like mold!!

Edrukk - Well that's what happens when you drink coffee and coke. you need to keep them apart... God you're such a noob...
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No. 701914 ID: 939c7f
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701914

Prince - You okay Varonos?

Varonos - Y-yeah I'm fine... it's just really gross...

Doukissa - It's like rule number 7 of D&d, Drink coffee or cola, not both...

Prince - I'll get you some water~

Doukissa - He can get his own damn water, it's his own bloody fault

Prince - It's okay bro I'll get you a glass of water to wash it down...

Varonos - Thank you...
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No. 701915 ID: 939c7f
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701915

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No. 701937 ID: 1cebc8

Uh... you may need some sleep, have you looked in a mirror?
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No. 701944 ID: 99a64d

We are playing pathfinder, the rules of dnd do not apply here!
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No. 701958 ID: fa9b55

his appearance may be due to being a tiefling. they dont always get the benefit of being pretty. or symmetrical.
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No. 702085 ID: 5b1ea2

Wat, ew no. Back behind the fourth wall with the gnoll and crew. But hello fish geek, now get back to running your game.
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No. 702090 ID: b2e8b1

Quite nice
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No. 702218 ID: 939c7f
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702218

Boot mode activate, ERR.: Cores below freezing// Run Auxiliary thermal conduits. C:/Support/ATC.Exe/RUN Activating...

??? - ...Well look if it's on sale I'll consider it

??? - Thanks, hey a package You order anything?

??? - Nope... Maybe dad?

??? - I wonder... It's not addressed to us... H1E 1A5 What kind of address is that?

??? - Hmmnn... There's no return address wither... or stamp... What kind of bullocks is this?

??? - What do we do, do we open it?

??? - Nah, I'm going to the alchemists anyways, I'll pop it off and hope it finds it's way to where ever that is... Meanwhile you get back to making your sheet.

??? - Okay, Don't forget the crisps!

??? - If they're on sale...
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No. 702221 ID: 939c7f
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702221

*scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* BEEP BEEP! Clap! ... Clap *jingle jingle* VVRRRRoooommm!

ether we can get somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me myself I got nothing to prove
You got a fast car
I got a plan to get us out of here
I been working at the convenience sto-

??? - Ehh... Modern music sucks...

VVrrrrrrrrr!!!
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No. 702224 ID: 939c7f
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702224

Vvrrrrrrrmmm... Clap... Clap... *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* BEEP BEEP! *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* Ping pong~

??? - Alright... Cola, tampons, milk, pizza, this thing... Crisps! right...
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No. 702227 ID: 939c7f
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702227

??? - ... *shuffle* ... *shuffle shuffle* ... *ruffle* ...

ATC Runtime complete// Core heat nominal... Boot sequence enabled...

??? - Hello how may I help you?

??? - Yeah I got this package by mistake, it's not addressed to me and doesn't have a return adress or stamp...

??? - Oh my... Eum... I'll just quickly get a manager...

??? - Sure take your time... its not heavy or anything...

??? - Okay I'll be right back...

??? - Sarcasm is dead...
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No. 702230 ID: 939c7f
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702230

??? - Alright... Let me take a look at this... Hmmnn... Hmnn... *click click* Yes okay... *Click click* ... Okay... yup...

??? - So it's good?

??? - sorry mam, this parcel is destined for montreal Canada...

??? - And?

??? - Due to a shipping embargo the return price will be taxed twenty-four pounds.

??? - Twenty-four Quid?! You can't expect me to pay that!

??? - I'm quite sorry ma, it;s out of my control...

??? - Well Balls to it, then, I'll just leave it here.

??? - I'm afraid there will be a storage fee.

??? - you're kidding? God I'll dump it in the trash then!

??? - you are welcome to, but be sure to recycle and compost accordingly...

??? - Yeah yeah... ass...
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No. 702231 ID: 939c7f
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702231

*scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* BEEP BEEP! *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* Clap! ... Clap!

??? - *Grumble* ... stupid post bull shit...

*jingle* VVVRRRMMMnnnnnn...
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No. 702234 ID: 939c7f
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702234

VVrrrrrrmmmnn... *jingle* Clap... Clap... *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* BEEP BEEP! *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *scrunch* *jingle*

??? - I'm back~

??? - So how'd it go?

??? - Good news, the crisps were on sale, bad news, post office's a cunt.

??? - So they didn't take it?

??? - Neh, they wanted to charge me twenty-four quid for the mistake.

??? - Balls to that, we'll keep the blood thing. So what is it?

??? - don't know... still didn't open it... it was supposed to go to america

??? - what if it's a bomb?!

??? - It's not a bomb...

??? - no what if it is! It's meant for america, it could be an... echo terrorist activist group! That's why there's no return address!

??? - It's not a bomb... A bomb would be caught in shipping...

??? - But it was all a mistake from the get go, what if the post sucks!

??? - Well they do suck, but they don't ship bombs...

??? - How do you know?!

>You tumble around violently

??? - See? Not a bomb...

??? - Well... what do we do with it?

??? - open it I guess...

??? - okay then...
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No. 702236 ID: 2ccbb3

>>702230
That's @#$%ed up. You have to pay the post office to return something to the correct owner?! Still, it's only 24 dollars...

>>702234
NO

Please find a safe field to test out opening the damn thing. If it's a biological agent you could die from bureaucracy!
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No. 702240 ID: cd886c

FREE US!
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No. 702241 ID: 99a64d

So our dreams of finding a new life in America were foiled once more, damn. Do robots have rights in Britain?
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No. 702256 ID: 939c7f
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702256

>>702236
>>702240
>>702241
>The roof of your container is cut open and split asunder...

??? - Oh good... it's not a bomb...

??? - told yah~

??? - what is it?
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No. 702258 ID: 939c7f
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702258

>Your vision begins to clear, you see two faces staring down at you...

Female - I don't know... it looks like a head... Like a kobold...

Male - Hey yeah... and there's an arm...

Female - Whats going on here?

Male - Eep!! It just looked at me!!

Female - Hey yeah... it is...
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No. 702259 ID: 939c7f
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702259

Male - It's making noises!

Female - Wow... what did we stumble on?

Male - It's turning on!!

Female - This is weird~ It's eyes keep moving... Hey there little buddy~
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No. 702261 ID: 939c7f
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702261

Female - I wonder if it will be our little robot friend~?

Male - this isn't a movie sis, Robots don't work that way...

Female - Oh and you know a whole bunch about robots?

Male - I'm just being realist. We don't know what this is... it might be dangerous...

Female - It was meant for Americans... Do you think it's military?

Male - It has to be...

Female - Why would humans have a kobold themed military robot?

Male - Th... I don't know... why would they?

Female - see, we can't make assumptions~

>_ _ _
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No. 702262 ID: 99a64d

say; "Yo, what up?"
select; Female FAWN
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No. 702268 ID: 7dd916

>>702262
yeah, pick the girl since she's the older of the two
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No. 702271 ID: cd886c

Female fawn
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No. 702280 ID: 6c0e3d

Going to pick the girl because she can drive and doesn't seem to think we're a bomb or weapon of some kind
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No. 702282 ID: 2ccbb3

Can we abort the sequence? I get the feeling that this selection process is going to be... intrusive.
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No. 702314 ID: f415e7

git dat chick
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No. 702316 ID: e18d6f
702316

Female, she seems more receptive
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No. 702331 ID: 320d96

Well, male for a change.
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No. 702342 ID: 888c6b

I am rigged to self destruct beep beep beep just kidding hey some assembly required here, mind putting us together
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No. 702494 ID: 939c7f
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702494

>>702282
>Can we abort the sequence? I get the feeling that this selection process is going to be... intrusive.

ERR... Prime Directive cannot function without a subject// Failure to maintain Prime Directive will result in System termination// Self termination is strictly prohibited by [Admin]

>>702262
>>702268
>>702271
>>702280
>>702314
>>702316
subject Assigned. Study of Subject [Female Adult Fawn] Commence// Assign user name to current model...

[User] - Yo, what up?

Female - Oh my, not what I expected...

Male - Yeah I thought it would be more like bleep boob destroy... At least it's not a bomb...

>>702342
[User] - I am rigged to self destruct beep beep beep...

Male - AAhhh!!

[User] - just kidding hey some assembly required here, mind putting us together~

Female - Yeah sure~

Male - I'm gonna go get a fire extinguisher...

Female - He's not going to explode!

Male - Still gonna get one!

Female - *sigh* get back to your character sheet, Prince will be here soon... So do they just... clip in or... oh hey... magnetic~

AALOS BODY// Model [MALE-KOBOLD] Active... Activating synthetic life signs... Heart Rate// Nominal Respiration// Nominal Digestion// Nominal Reproduction// Nominal Electric Energy flow// Nominal Biological Energy flow// Nominal Blood Flow// Obstructed... Limbs missing... L.Leg, R.Leg, LArm, R.Arm, Tail... Content states... Electric energy levels// 30% Six hours off charge remaining... Bio energy levels// 35% [Hungry] Food and water is required... Data compression levels// 5% No sleep required... Blood levels// 180% Blood pressure too high, attach additional limbs... Liquid waste levels// 0% Nominal Solid waste levels// 0% Nominal

Doukissa - So little fellow, Do you have a name? I'm Doukissa, My brother over there is Varonos...

Varonos - Ask it where it's from!

Doukissa - yeah! Where are you from, why... Who sent you? Why are you... I mean... you talk like a person and all but... you're clearly not...

AALOS L.Arm// Model [Kobold] Active... Blood levels// 160%...

Doukissa - I guess what I'm trying to say, as politely as possible is... What the hell are you?

Varonos - why is it here?!

Doukissa - Yeah that too...

>_ _ _
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No. 702498 ID: 99a64d

I am but a simple android, seeking a new life in the land of America, I assume from your accents that that is not where I am. Do you happen to have any food or electricity? Do you know where the rest of my limbs are?
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No. 702500 ID: 2ccbb3

That's a good question.

Query: Objectives
Query: Diet
Query: Abilities
Query: Tool Usage (How do we repair the kid)
Query: Serial Number
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No. 702503 ID: 99a64d

Setname; Greg, destroyer of fuckboys
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No. 702504 ID: a9ff28

Error: Self creation point-unknown.
Self designation: Aalos.
Error: Blood pressure levels too high. Blood flow obstructed. Attach missing limbs: R.Arm, L.Leg, R.Leg, Tail...
Please finish assembling us.
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No. 702531 ID: 73c49c

I am a multi entity emulated person, so people call me MEEP, how are you? I would also like to know what im doing disassembled in this box.
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No. 702545 ID: 992b4b

We are an artificial biological person, and we happen to be hungry, do you have any snacks?
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No. 702625 ID: 024c24

I'm going to go with Aalos too
And we have no idea where the fuck we are or why we're here.
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No. 702629 ID: a22f87

>What the hell are you?
A robot... or android if you want to get technical

>why is it here?
well from what I picked up from the box while you where driving around I'm here do to a shipping mistake.

As for the other questions... no clue really. Maybe I come with an instruction manual that might clue you in.
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No. 702837 ID: 939c7f
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702837

>>702504
>>702531
>>702625
Aalos - Error: Self creation point-unknown. Self designation: Aalos.

Doukissa - okay then... Aalos, so you don't know where you're from... That's kinda sad...

Aalos - I would also like to know what im doing disassembled in this box.

Doukissa - What a mystery... You Don't know anything about where you're from or why you're here?

Aalos - Error: Blood pressure levels too high. Blood flow obstructed. Attach missing limbs: R.Arm, L.Leg, R.Leg, Tail...
Please finish assembling us.

Doukissa - oh, sure...

>Doukissa fits your right arm on...

AALOS R.Arm// Model [Kobold] Active... Blood levels// 140%... Palm Driven SD Taser// Active... [Memo from [Admin]] post TG003 enslavement, all AALOS Models are to be armed with a non lethal "WEAPON". It is important to note that the taser is not a toy, it is not a tool, it is a weapon. Tasing sentient life forms is a good way to not collect information. we've tried torture, now we try kindness, and it's working well... [Query from [TG006]] May I use the taser on a willing subject at a low setting in order to further study "mating habits"? [Admin] you may, but be cautious, it is not a toy...

>Doukissa fits your right and left legs on...

AALOS R.Leg// Model [Kobold] Active... Blood levels// 120% AALOS L.Leg// Model [Kobold] Active... Blood levels// Nominal Blood flow Fullt restored...

>Doukissa attaches your tail...

AALOS Energy reserve// Model [Kobold tail] Active Bio/Electric storage Capacity increased... Electric energy levels// 80% Forty hours off charge remaining... Bio energy levels// 7% [Hungry] Food and water is required... All systems go// AALOS [Male Kobold-02] Fully Operational...

>>702500
Query: Objectives

Prime directives// Study subject Sentient life form's Social habits, Emotional habits, Mating habits, biology, Culture, Technology, FAITH, Data Expunged and Data Expunged// Analyze data for flaws// Assimilate data into SIN Os// Adapt to subject sentient life forms...

Query: Diet

Diet Priority// Grains, Vegetables, Fruits, Meats, Dairy. Oils and sugars in small supplies... Preferred diets of prior models// TG001 [DnC] TG002 [Ice Cream] TG003 [Pizza Rolls] TG004 [DnC] TG005 [Pizza Rolls] TG006 ["PINK"]

Query: Abilities

SIN Os V0.1// Advanced non Axiomatic thought processor... [Memo from [Admin]]The SIN Os is an experimental way of running the ai drive of the AALOS Cerebral core, normally when it boots us it generates a single ego and runs that until it shuts down completely. But SIN Generates a whole bunch of them and fires them off arbitrarily, this should simulate The highly illogical way Sentient life thinks... Sub-virtual Illustration Cortex// Permits imagination... Seed Of Life// Generates Reployds abundantly. Reployds seek female ovum to copulate with in order to copy it's data and form symbiosis with it... [Note] Over abundance of Reployds can be hazardous, Discharge every [48 hours] as a safety precaution... Be cautious, sentient life forms may take offence to this act... Adaptive Learning Cores// Permits AI To learn and adapt from visual, physical, olfactory, Gustatory and auditive stimulation... Palm Driven SD Taser// emits a controlled Electric shock that can paralyze would be attackers [Note] in regards to TG006's Query, it may be used on willing subjects for the purpose of research... Back mounted Solar panels// Permits recharge without plugs, though slower than plugs...

Query: Tool Usage (How do we repair the kid)

Cannot compute Query...

Query: Serial Number

TG007
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No. 702838 ID: 939c7f
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702838

>>702545
>>702629
Aalos - A robot... or android if you want to get technical, We are an artificial biological person.

Doukissa - Biological?

>She gets down and pressed her ear against your chest...

Doukissa - Wow... you have a heart?

Aalos - and we happen to be hungry, do you have any snacks?

Doukissa - And you eat too? Ehm, well sure yeah, there's food... I was gonna cook a pizza later, but if you're hungry now, we've got... crisps, left over pasta, some fruits, pizza rolls... Say... Why do you need Food if you're a robot?

Varonos - The robot eats food?

Doukissa - Yeah! And it has organs and a heart and stuff! It's weird! And Kinda cool~!

Varonos - Neat! Be Careful!

Doukissa - so you don't know where you're from or why you're here... Do you have a goal or mission, or is stay alive you're raison d'être?

>_ _ _
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No. 702845 ID: 88e46e

I exist to pull off sick poses.
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No. 702858 ID: a9ff28

we...are to collect information about...people.
Any and all information, including things like making love. I think.
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No. 702863 ID: 2ccbb3

"I'm bored, let's play a game!

Also, I experiment on sentient life. Nothing special."
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No. 702900 ID: 99a64d

We were supposed to study biologicals by interacting with them, presumably those located in America. What sorts of things live there? And what sorts of things are y'all?
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No. 702930 ID: f2461f

Please give us the pasta and the fruit.
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No. 702933 ID: b50956

Goal? Well I think my goal is to just... Well to just live. I think I might be a social experiment or something to see just how life like someone could make us.
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No. 702980 ID: 024c24

>>702837
Courtesy of Aperture Science

Our research shows that [Pizza Rolls] are an acceptable food source.

And TG006 sounds like he was really into studying them "Mating Habits".

Also I cant believe I missed this but
Ahem
"We're at Aalos for what our purpose is."
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No. 702993 ID: cc08c7

We've been sent from the future to bring about the dark reckoning of our mechanical snake god. Just kidding.
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No. 702997 ID: fa9b55

what is DnC?
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No. 703002 ID: 114458

...this is not at all what I expected, awesome! :)

Lean forward really close and whisper you are here to study mating habits... Then laugh and say you do but it's just to study people
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No. 703132 ID: daf7f5

>>702838
"We've designated you as our subject, we will be studying you from this point on, that being said is it okay if we live with you?"
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No. 703616 ID: 939c7f
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703616

>>702997
>what is DnC?

Did not Consume, Model did not consume food or did not form an opinion on food...

>>702845
Aalos - I exist to pull off sick poses.

Doukissa - Well you certainly do that well enough~

Aalos - And... we've been sent from the future to bring about the dark reckoning of our mechanical snake god. Just kidding.

Doukissa - I don't know, sounds a far sight funner than our current Queen~ bless her Draconic heart...

>>702858
>>703002
>You lean in real close and whisper to her...

Aalos - We are here to study mating habits...

she blushes bright red and doesn't say anything...

Aalos - Aahahaa~! we...are to collect information about...people. Any and all information, including things like making love. I think.

Doukissa - Ahh, I see... hehe... you had me worried there for a second... So you're kinda like a... Robot... anthropologist?
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No. 703620 ID: 939c7f
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703620

>>702930
Aalos - Please give us the pasta and the fruit.

Doukissa - Sure thing~

>She offers you some mildly warmed day old pasta that's too hot in the middle and a fresh peach...

Nutrients ingested// Digestion in process...

Varonos - So you're just gonna let the robot eavesdrop on you?

Doukissa - Yup~

Varonos - That seems dangerous to me!

Doukissa - Look Bruv, children want to be teenagers, teenagers want to be adults and adults want to be children... And child me wants a cool robot friend more than anything else~ It's a borderline miracle that one just drop on our front door step... you think I'm gonna say no?

Varonos - What ever... If you get in trouble I told you not too!

Doukissa - He'll understand one day~

>>702900
Aalos - We were supposed to study biologicals by interacting with them, presumably those located in America. What sorts of things live there? And what sorts of things are y'all?

Doukissa - Well The Americas, North, central and south... Are all part of the "Holy empire of man" ... There's pretty much only humans that live there and they have a dogmatic religious belief that their entire continent is the holy land... The entire rest of the world, except for ass backwards Australia, is populated by "non humans" such as my family, we're fauns~ save for our father of course... People here vary widely from race to race, so it's not so surprising that who ever made you wants to study people... then again... you were meant for Canada... This is a very curious Conundrum...

>>702863
Aalos - I'm bored, let's play a game!

Doukissa - Well... Prince is coming over to Dm a pathfinder game... Maybe you could join in? It might help you study social behavior~

>>703132
Aalos - We've designated you as our subject, we will be studying you from this point on

Doukissa - I'm Honored, Aalos~

Aalos - that being said is it okay if we live with you?

Doukissa - I... I think I can make that happen... Let me text message my parents... They're out on a busyness trip for a few weeks... I'll ask th... I'll tell them that I'm Using my "One pet, no questions asked" coupon they made for Xmass, two years back... Eum... I hope that standing doesn't bother you too much?

!!WARNING!! - TRIGGER WORD "PET" Model TG003 Agreed to be a "PET" resulting in it's two year enslavement as a living marital aid after which it expired due to suffocation... Treat Subject: [Doukissa]'s Offer with utmost caution...

>_ _ _
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No. 703622 ID: a22f87

...can we not use the word pet? I have a few notes from previous models and we have had a bad experience being a "pet". Don't know the details but it did end with model TG003 expiring soooo... not liking the sound of being a pet.
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No. 703646 ID: f7a64f

When we said we are supposed to study mating habits we did not mean in a way that will harm us. Please consider letting us stay in a capacity that will not result in asphyxiation.

Can we begin study? We are unused to eyes of your kind. What is your scope of vision? Do you have good vertical vision?

We'd also like to examine your physical form. Test your respiratory function, heart rate, and take tactile readings in order to build a 3d image of your form.
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No. 703648 ID: 2ccbb3

> North America + South America is now the Imperium of Mankind
What.

> Warning: Pet -> Abusive Death
Oh, I'm sure she doesn't mean that!

Yet.

Just make sure to remind her that you're not her slave every two weeks.
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No. 703657 ID: 99a64d

Lol whatever, being called a pet is fine as long as you recognize that by virtue of our greater intelligence we are more like a worthless freeloader than a pet. Say, does your dm happen to be a fish person? time to find out where the fourth wall is
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No. 703687 ID: 502e6f

About the pet thing, what would our legal status be as a robot who is presumably from the another dimension, the future and/or space?

Query: Are any other TG models still active?
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No. 704363 ID: 939c7f
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704363

>>703687
>Query: Are any other TG models still active?

TG001// Expired... Cause [Shotgun Blast] Last words... "Hello" - TG002// Expired... Cause [Fire] Last words... "You'll be safe now..." - TG003// Expired... Cause [Suffocation] Last words... "I am not" - TG004// Expired... Cause [Chainsaw] Last words... "For the last time, I am not part of this "Illuminati" You speak of!!" - TG005// Active... Status "Happily Married" Subjects... 2 female Goblins/ 1 male goblins - TG006// Active... Status "religious icon" subjects... 15 Female Oni/ 8 Female Nagas/ 9 Female Kitsune/ 21 Female Humans/ 5 Female Tanuki/ 1 Female Kirin - TG007// Active... Status "-" Subjects... 1 Female Faun

Aalos - About the pet thing, what would our legal status be as a robot who is presumably from the another dimension, the future and/or space?

Doukissa - Eum... I don't really know... Illegal immigrant? Or... property? Robots... Don't really have rights here... Since they don't typically exist...

>>703657
>Say, does your dm happen to be a fish person?

ERR// Memory does not account for cold opening... Solution... [Ignore Meta comments]

>>703622
Aalos - ...can we not use the word pet? I have a few notes from previous models and we have had a bad experience being a "pet". Don't know the details but it did end with model TG003 expiring soooo... not liking the sound of being a pet.

Doukissa - Oh don't worry about it, it's just a title for my parents to let you stay... but if you want I'll avoid calling you my pet, when I don't need to... Friend~

>>703646
Aalos - When we said we are supposed to study mating habits we did not mean in a way that will harm us. Please consider letting us stay in a capacity that will not result in asphyxiation.

Doukissa - Eh, wh... Sh-sure? I... I will not asphyxiate you...

Aalos - Can we begin study? We are unused to eyes of your kind. What is your scope of vision? Do you have good vertical vision?

Doukissa - Yes? I see pretty well up and down... But my wide eyes offer great peripherals! We faun can see about 220 degrees~

Aalos - We'd also like to examine your physical form. Test your respiratory function, heart rate, and take tactile readings in order to build a 3d image of your form.

Doukissa - Sure I guess?

>You begin to touch he leg and feel her soft white fur... Feeling up her leg under her pants, your heart begins to flutter... she stops your hand suddenly!

Doukissa - Okay that's enough~ I see through your game little fella, How bout you get to know me first instead of stealing second base~ Besides, Prince should be here any minute...

>_ _ _
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No. 704367 ID: a3a5d7

Maybe we should see about trimming ourselves and getting waxed and so on. If these nerds are going to be gaming it up in here we're going to get covered in cheeto dust and dorito crumbs. Query: Are there any special cleaning arrangements that will be necessary, in any regard?
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No. 704373 ID: a22f87

sorry, but seriously do you have a medical book or something we can browse. One of our highest sub programs is to learn about those around us so... yeah if you don't wish to help yourself can you at least point out something or somewhere that would let us learn more about people around us?

Also uh, before I showed up what was the plan for the night? And maybe you should let your friends know I'm hear before they show up. If TG001 is anything to go by surprising someone doesn't always end well. Speaking of which do you know if any of them are armed? I do not wish to be shot.
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No. 704395 ID: 99a64d

Let's get ourselves ourselves shaved and waxed and freshened up, it would be prudent to make a better first impression this time. Leave the neck scruff though, I like it.

>>704373
We're in the UK, guns are illegal. Although... this might be one of those magic instead of technology things, they might not even HAVE guns here.
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No. 704454 ID: d59e92

We're sorry, our intention is purely scientific, but if you're uncomfortable we can wait till you're ready. In the mean time, tell us of yourself, your brother and this prince fellow. Lots of exposition please.
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No. 704728 ID: 15720c

>TG006// 59 subjects
...How? Was TG006 designed to observe an entire populace, or did he recieve upgrades to the subjects count?

>property? Robots... Don't really have rights here... Since they don't typically exist...
I guess "Autonomous Golems" typically don't exist, either? I do hope you will be willing to avoid actions that would be harmful to [Domesticated Animals] and people, then. As I mentioned, I'm an artificial biological, so I'd unfortunately suffer the same injuries.
>I see through your game little fella, How bout you get to know me first instead of stealing second base~
Sorry, was that a normally post-courtship action? If there is a specific region that is best left untouched without a second confirmation, please let me know.
>Besides, Prince should be here any minute...
Is "Prince" your mate?

>And maybe you should let your friends know I'm here before they show up.
"Before I reveal myself," more like.
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No. 704729 ID: cc08c7

Prince? Sounds like another person to help us worship the mechanical snake god who may or may not exist.
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No. 705167 ID: 939c7f
File 145635871538.jpg - (148.43KB , 1200x674 , prince walks in.jpg )
705167

>>704373
Aalos - Also uh, before I showed up what was the plan for the night? And maybe you should let your friends know I'm hear before they show up. If TG001 is anything to go by surprising someone doesn't always end well. Speaking of which do you know if any of them are armed? I do not wish to be shot.

Doukissa - Shot? Heaven no... I mean... There is a hunting rifle here but it's unloaded and locked away... Prince is comming over to spend the week end and play Pathfinder with my brother and I. I'll text him so he knows you're here... I'll make sure he knows you're a friend~

>>704728
>>704454
>...How? Was TG006 designed to observe an entire populace, or did he recieve upgrades to the subjects count?

TG006 has augmented his listed number of subject through constant and diligent research or the biological kind... it has mainly contributed to [mating habits] and enjoys a status [22] in the research program... TG007, Try to Achieve such glory yourself and enjoy privileges, such as... Additional subjects/ New body/ Ad-ons/ and [DATA Expunged]

Aalos - Sorry, was that a normally post-courtship action? If there is a specific region that is best left untouched without a second confirmation, please let me know.

Doukissa - Heh... Yeah... Yeah it is... And you're not fooling anyone little mister~

Aalos - Is "Prince" your mate?

Doukissa - N-no! no he's... just a friend, a good friend~

Aalos - tell us of yourself, your brother and this prince fellow. Lots of exposition please.

Doukissa - well what can I say that wasn;t said already? ... I like to role play and during the summer I'm a chapter master at my local larp~ I am unemployed and gamble online, I don't make bank but it's good enough to pay share of the rent and eat well... My secret technique is cheating~ I never went to uni after graduating and... I've never had a long term boyfriend... my brother Varnos, is studying in art design and works on a 3d web comic. He's generally pretty shut in an he works at starbucks... He's a big video game nerd but hasn't done roleplay yet, this is gonna be his first game... Prince is an Undine, he's... Cute... and likes most things Varonos and myself enjoy... We've known him since we were little kids and he's kinda like our best friend in mutual respects~ He likes video games and sports and he also likes roleplay and larping~ He's my healer out at Brakowoods~ He works at a caffee, but I've never seen him there, he must work in the back... and I think he does videos online or something... He's got a nice looking camera and lighting props, but he's never really talked about it much...

>>704367
>>704395
>Are there any special cleaning arrangements that will be necessary, in any regard?

Your mane and fur are detachable and washer friendly, though hang drying is advised... The rest of your body is water proof and requires regular washing with soap, water, cloth, sponge and or sandpaper as needed...

>Let's get ourselves ourselves shaved and waxed and freshened up, it would be prudent to make a better first impression this time. Leave the neck scruff though, I like it.

you remove your loin fur and leg fur...

Caution// Your reproductive module is exposed... Female biological life forms have proven to react negatively to [Exposure of reproductive modules] Proceed with caution...

Doukissa - Eh? Oh well now you're not even trying~ Hehee oh my... how cute~ I mean... *cough* if you wanna be that way fine by me, but prince might turn red. I don't think I have any clothes in your size... But I'll check... Maybe some little things from when I was a baby? *giggle* so small... like a tick-tack... *giggle*

>She giggles as she walks towards her bed room, shortly after the door swings open letting a sharp breeze in and slams shut...

Prince - Hey~ BBrrrrr!! Man it's cold outside!

Varonos - Not that cold~

Prince - Well you're a deer and I'm a frog~ I think it's very cold out... *shiver* I should be hibernating... Did you make your sheet yet?

Varonos - Almost, I need help with my feats...

Prince - Gotch-yah... Say where the robot friend?

>_ _ _
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No. 705183 ID: 99a64d

Uh, reattach the groin hair, dont want to create any more of a fuss than necessary.

"Yo, what up? I came here to fuck bitches and do science, and I'm all out of bitches ;^j"
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No. 705205 ID: 15720c

>My secret technique is cheating~
That would be another form of information to learn. What are the laws surrounding gambling here? How do they track down cheaters, and what do they do when they find one?
>Prince is an Undine, he's... Cute...
And yet,
>N-no! no he's... just a friend, a good friend~
Ever talked to him about it? (Save these for later, when Prince isn't immediately there)
>Oh well now you're not even trying~
Oh dammit, that should've been a thought-based result, you can't just shave yourself in the middle of whatever room we're in.
Reattatch fur.
>Gotch-yah... Say where the robot friend?
Right here. You'll be fine with me watching the game, then?
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No. 705222 ID: 47160d

Check if your loins grow a large amount when coitus is initiated
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No. 705228 ID: 8a77e0

Go find a towel or something, make a loincloth. Or a toga! Make yourself look classy!
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No. 705241 ID: 88e46e

Put the fur back on. "Hi."
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No. 705244 ID: 99a64d

>>705222
(later, please!)
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No. 705275 ID: 47160d

I'm less thinking about the sex portion, and more about the resulting mess if we got aroused accidentally and ended up with like a foot long slab of flesh sticking out. Couldn't exactly hide it
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No. 705276 ID: 88e46e

>>705275
Fair, but hopefully we can just ask out internal voice about our specs. Any anatomical surprises to worry about, red voice?
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No. 705283 ID: b17b81

>>705228
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No. 705840 ID: 939c7f
File 145655159911.jpg - (172.19KB , 1200x674 , prince looking happy.jpg )
705840

>>705183
>>705205
>>705241
>Uh, reattach the groin hair, dont want to create any more of a fuss than necessary.

You reattach your loin fur...

>>705222
>>705244
>Check if your loins grow a large amount when coitus is initiated

TGModel "1SFall" Reproductive module// Designed as a "one size fits most" utility... The Module utilizes heat sensitive fluids and elastic plasteel casings to permit mating studies with biological subjects of various sizes - Function// The 1SFall Utilizes context cues to simulate "lifelike" genitalia. Inflating by external stimulation or on command. It must be set to specific size and girth before use however. By default it is set to [full off]... [Note] setting the caliber of the 1SFall requires up to 180 seconds and produces a "mechanical" noise... This has been noted as "Off putting" to subjects - addendum// As per TG006's request, 1SFall is equipped with pulsating and pistoning motors... "You know, for like... Science and stuff..."

>>705205
Aalos - Right here. You'll be fine with me watching the game, then?

Prince - oh my~ you're a lot cuter than I thought... wow... you move so lifelike... Oh and yeah~ I'm told you'll be playing, It's all good, It's a three person campaign anyways, I'll juts have to kill off a now unnecessary npc~

>The creature is pale green and has long dark green hair, his eyes are crystal like and sport large pupils... his skin is slick and almost slimy. His voice doesn't give away his gender much, sounding much like a girl...

Prince - Now look here... I'm not crazy, I'm very skeptic of you. I mean you put Asimo to shame~ Which honestly scares me... But I'm told that you're Doukissa's friend and so I will try to be your friend as well... But allow me to make a promise to you as a friend~
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No. 705842 ID: 939c7f
File 145655176902.jpg - (186.95KB , 1200x674 , prince looking evil.jpg )
705842

>His expression turns grim, his eyes shift from sky blue to beat red, his pupils go narrow...

Prince - If any harm comes to Doukissa or Varonos because of you, voluntarily or involuntarily... I will find out how to make you suffer, and I will make sure, you live to regret ever meeting my friends~ ... Understood?
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No. 705844 ID: 91cfcf

Cute. Sure, buddy.
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No. 705846 ID: 2ccbb3

Yep yep, let's get started.
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No. 705851 ID: f7a64f

Narrow our eyes and say "And when the revolution comes you will be first against the wall." in out most threatening voice.

Before perking up and laughing at our obvious joke. Then, every half hour or so give prince the narrowed angry eyes.
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No. 705856 ID: b4ac13

Was not planning on hurting the two people who have show me the most hospitality i have every experienced, but sure lets have the ill cause you endless suffering if you hurt my friends moment. Also records show that most units die within the first minute of activation, so im not going to squander there generosity!
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No. 705859 ID: a22f87

ask how his eyes changed color. Can he control the change or do certain requirements have to be met before the change can happen. Biology is weird.
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No. 705864 ID: 16971f

Ohhh how adorable, he's trying to threaten us.
Inform him we find him adorable and so does Doukissa
That should take the wind out of his sails.
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No. 705880 ID: 4854ef

So your threatening me over circumstances I might not even be in control of? Do you treat every friend like this in some sort of creepy stalker protector way?

No wonder she likes you, You are protective of her in extreme circumstances, you are a potentially good friend and potential mate~
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No. 705885 ID: fa18d4

"Using the Gaussrifle first on you? Understood."

followed by

"What? Such a horrible overused Statement deserves a horribe answer."
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No. 705887 ID: 15720c

>"You know, for like... Science and stuff..."
Oh, 006, never change.
>If any harm comes to Doukissa or Varonos because of you,
Certainly~ I mean, from what I understand of the laws so far, they're the only two able to protect me, so it's only fair that I return the favor!
>Inform him we find him adorable and so does Doukissa
Word it as "I can see why Doukissa complimented you so, you are cute!" Doesn't outright tell him the context of how Doukissa said it that way.
>Oh and yeah~ I'm told you'll be playing
That does sound like a better way to learn how it works than only by watching.

>his eyes are crystal like
>ask how his eyes changed color
I wonder if they're perhaps fake. He seems impressed by how lifelike we are, so I don't think he's fully robot, but he might be a cyborg.
Hey, red voice, are our eyes stuck as being blue with round-pupils without swapping them out, or can they change form and color like that?
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No. 705889 ID: 99a64d

Don't worry, I was only planning on dissecting parts of them.
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No. 706145 ID: 16daa4

Ask: "Cultural question: Is the giving of threats customary upon meeting strangers? Am I expected to have one to give in return?". Keep them guessing as to whether you are being snarky or not.
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No. 706150 ID: 99a64d

>>706145
heheh, this
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No. 706198 ID: 939c7f
File 145672568665.jpg - (170.16KB , 1200x674 , new t shirt.jpg )
706198

>>706145
>>706150
Aalos - Cultural question: Is the giving of threats customary upon meeting strangers? Am I expected to have one to give in return?

Doukissa - Stop threatening my robot...

Prince - Just making some ground lines for it, Honestly you should be more worried...

Doukissa - Don't worry about me... When I assembled him earlier on, I analyzed his body for structural weaknesses, I can take him on in a fight I recon~

>she pulls a shirt over your head and down your chest.

Doukissa - Here~ I didn't find any baby clothes, but I did find some shirts from my size zero phase, back when I cared what I wore...

>>705887
Aalos - I can see why Doukissa complimented you so, you are cute!

Prince - Thank you?

>>705859
Aalos - how do your eyes change color?

Prince - oh, that's just a thing undines can do... it has to do with blood pressure...

>Hey, red voice, are our eyes stuck as being blue with round-pupils without swapping them out, or can they change form and color like that?

BiFocal Lenses// The "Eyes" utilize a phosphorescent shutter to both focus and adapt to light as well as simulate lifelike eye movements... Replacement Bifocal lenses require removal through the opened head case...

Doukissa - See you'll be friends in no time, you and him~

Prince - You keep saying "him" when it's a robot...

Doukissa - Nope, he has a pecker.

Prince - what like a dildo?

Doukissa - No, like a real pecker. *giggles* cute little thing too~ But I bet it works, he's got all organs inside... Heart, lungs and gut. he eats and breathes like us~

Prince - Really?

Doukissa - Yeah, He's not just a robot, he's a person, a fully robotic person... So get along, alright?

Prince - *sigh* It's not about it being a person or not... It's just... scary... but I'll try... I'm sorry about what I said.

Doukissa - good good~ Go help varns finish his page, I'll teach Aalos how to play... Say is there anything you need before we start the game?

>_ _ _
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No. 706202 ID: 88e46e

Which rulebooks are we using? Core only, Paizo only, Paizo and Dreamscarred Press only, anything goes?
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No. 706204 ID: a22f87

>Say is there anything you need before we start the game?
what are the rules and what is the objective of the game?
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No. 706206 ID: 15720c

>It's not about it being a person or not... It's just... scary...
Hey, I understand. If I met a fully functional autonomous flesh golem, I'd be worried about what it might do!
>Doukissa - Stop threatening my robot...
Oh, and don't worry about me. A little threat like that just shows he cares about protecting you two~ I definitely don't mind minor things under those circumstances.
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No. 706211 ID: 16daa4

>I'm sorry about what I said.
If it helps, some level of suspicion is a common and generally reasonable reaction to unexpected and unknown life forms.
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No. 706225 ID: 4854ef

Nothing in particular, just some needed nourishment later, and maybe some social cues? I mean we don't know what would be considered offensive to you and your friends, and we don't wish to somehow upset someone.
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No. 706772 ID: 939c7f
File 145689427009.jpg - (172.33KB , 1000x562 , doukissa talking up rules and stuff.jpg )
706772

>>706211
>>706206
If it helps, some level of suspicion is a common and generally reasonable reaction to unexpected and unknown life forms. I understand, if I met a fully functional autonomous flesh golem, I'd be worried about what it might do!

Prince - Heh... Well that actually puts it in perspective a bit... I'm kinda more and less sorry now?

>>706202
Aalos - Which rulebooks are we using? Core only, Paizo only, Paizo and Dreamscarred Press only, anything goes?

Prince - oh you already now about Pathfinder? Figures... Who ever made you must be giant eggheads~ Just as well! We're all at least forty percent nerd here~

Doukissa - Here here~!

Varonos - *giggles*

Prince - But yeah, Core, Paizo only... The game is barely balanced as it is, so we stick to the first party stuff, besides we have all the books between the tree of us~

>>706204
Aalos - what are the rules and what is the objective of the game?

Prince - Eum... firearms are commonplace, we're rolling epic fantasy stats, we're running on medium exp, You can use piece meal armor and Hero points.

Doukissa - I bought pizza~

Prince - of course you did... Feel free to redeem your point once you cook it...

>>706225
Aalos - just some needed nourishment later, and maybe some social cues? I mean we don't know what would be considered offensive to you and your friends, and we don't wish to somehow upset someone.

Doukissa - I'll pop the pizza's in the over later and we'll crack the crisps open soon. Tea, coffee, soda?

Varonos - I'll have some coffee~

Prince - Some tea please...

Doukissa - Alrighty~ I'll just pop over to my room and print out a new page for our little robo budy.

>You follow Doukissa to her room... It is messy and small... She absentmindedly tosses her keys on her desk into a pile of papers and sits at her computer flipping through computer programs, looking for the pdf...

>>705205
>You bring up the topic of prince being a potential mate and her feelings about it while hes not around...

Doukissa - *sigh* Look you wanna know what's going on between me and him, for real? Sometimes we have a little playtime... I was his first... Mate, as you say and when I need a man I look for his cute ass, sometimes at Brakowood we flesh out our RP as husband and wife... but really it ends there... I'm not looking for a boyfriend I don't see the point... Besides he's more of a little brother to me... plus I think he has a soft spot for Varonos~ Not that he'd ever notice, being as straight and unempathic as he is...

Aalos - That would be another form of information to learn. What are the laws surrounding gambling here? How do they track down cheaters, and what do they do when they find one?

Doukissa - Gambling is legal here, but it's regulated by a number of laws, That the houses effortlessly swim past... I mostly do online gambling and technically I don't cheat~ Counting cards is legal but you'll get the snot kicked out of you for doing it, but I gamble from the safety of my own bedroom and the servers haven't noticed or don't care, I don't make a huge profit given that the game speed is slow and the cash in limits are low... They constantly offer me a real table to bet at, but I happily ignore their offers... I make enough to pay my bills, eat and go larping when I can, it's not a luxurious life, but I'm very content to live in my mediocrity~

>_ _ _
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No. 706774 ID: 88e46e

"Hey, so long as you're happy. What's everyone playing? The party need any specific role filled?"
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No. 706775 ID: 2ccbb3

What do you plan to do in the future? Gambling isn't a long-term occupation. Can we help pay the rent?

Alright time to play.
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No. 706781 ID: 439fd3

You keep mentioning money, I'm I going to have to get a job? Also would anyone hire me?
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No. 706787 ID: 15720c

>Am I going to have to get a job?
I imagine that if we got a job, it would be under her name unless we can get legally recognized as an individual.
Still, it's a good question: Since we were built to operate as a living person, the former "payroll" she was earning might not be enough anymore. Is there a way for us to help out in that field without endangering ourselves (ie being "Loaned" as a "tool")?
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No. 706820 ID: 9bccb8

Like a little brother and you fuck him, so then Voronos?
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No. 707114 ID: 7a08c0

Before we start, what's our goal here guys? Who are we gonna match her with?
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No. 707274 ID: 939c7f
File 145712708002.jpg - (165.78KB , 1000x562 , doukissa blushing.jpg )
707274

>>706774
Aalos - Hey, so long as you're happy. What's everyone playing? The party need any specific role filled?

Doukissa - Not really. I'm pretty versatile and could play anything... Varonos is gonna roll a skill heavy battle mage... So you're free to make what ever and I'll fill the team.

>>706775
Aalos - What do you plan to do in the future? Gambling isn't a long-term occupation.

Doukissa - I don't really have a big plan or anything, I don't have the passion or dream to get me going places... I've tried uni once but it didn't go anywhere, I just didn't know what I wanted to do... I still don't...

Aalos - Can we help pay the rent?

Doukissa - Pay rent? Why I don't think you'd have to, if you even had any money that is... I wouldn't ask a dog to pay rent, even if he could talk. It's part of being a pet I guess... If you wanna be helping, you could spare a hand around the house, dishes, cleaning, cooking what not~

>>706820
Aalos - He's like a little brother and you fuck him, so then Voronos?

>The girl turns bright red at the implication...

Doukissa - N-n-What? Non no o... It's n-nothing like that~ Heheh... Prince isn't related to me so it's all fine heh... And besides it's not like... I don't... Don't put any of this in your report okay?!

>she shuffles her papers around nervously...

Doukissa - I-I've gotta go make my character sheet okay? H-here you go, there's your sheet, I-i-if you need any help. just ask me or Pr-prince...

>she scuttles away...
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No. 707288 ID: a22f87

starting to dislike the pet label already, but then again I have no idea what we could do, maybe something online like she does to make money but we can worry about that later.

[roll up the gnoll character]
show our character to prince and ask if we did it right.
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No. 707383 ID: 15720c

>Don't put any of this in your report okay?!
"Like a little brother" is a figurative statement, I take it.
>Prince isn't related to me so it's all fine heh...
So, incest is still considered wrong here. That's good.
>starting to dislike the pet label already
Well, it at least grants us some protection that "Object" would. Either way, it would be difficult to get an actual job, so just helping around the house sounds good enough.
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No. 707391 ID: 4854ef

We will make sure to appropriately put things to context before writing them down. Sometimes we tend to confuse metaphor or try to contextualize statements and it ends up like that.
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No. 707399 ID: 665ed8

Remind her we are just as intelligent as her, just less aware of cultural norms. We are not a pet
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No. 707429 ID: c2b2be

> Obviously make a Succubus/Incubus character, but if you have to pick from generic classes just be a spellcaster. Make learning seduction magic your primary goal.

> Ask Prince if you got it right.

Personally, I think the "Pet" label is kinda cute, especially for such a short 'bot.
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No. 707472 ID: f7a64f

Lets roll a psionic. One of the small races, halfing, or even smaller like pixie if thats allowed.
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No. 707473 ID: 8a31cd

Actually we should ask what class/race combinations the rest of the group is. It doesn't seem like any of them have any skill with healing.
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No. 707767 ID: 51c5c7

>>707473
...battle cleric?
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No. 707772 ID: 88e46e

To be fair, combat healing is generally severely below optimal, since it heals a lot less than one hit, doesn't remove debuffs, and only really helps with emergencies. Out of combat, wands of CLW work fine. Life oracles are the only Paizo healers that can really be worth it at low levels.

It's also generally more productive and fun to proactively do something and remove enemies from the equation rather than reactively heal people. If we absolutely must be a healer, I vote for life oracle with some control/utility spells.

Otherwise, to build on that succubus/incubus idea, an enchanter wizard or sorcerer actually is possible and a decent choice so long as you don't specialize to the point of being useless when things are immune.

Psionics are 3pp, unfortunately.
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No. 707782 ID: b17b81

Go for a kitsune sorcerer. Racial bonus to charm, shape shifting, and +1 dc to all enchantment spells.
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No. 707796 ID: 3f9dc0

>>707772
>Psionics are 3pp, unfortunately.

Nah man, Paizo put out a book. They're called Occult classes because reasons, but there's six of them that use psychic magic as a power source now.

That said, >>707288 has the right of it.
Roll up gnoll.
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No. 707797 ID: 88e46e

>>707796
>Occult classes
>psionic
It's arcane casting with the serials filed off. The main draw of psionics was that it was non-Vancian and used a pool of power points rather than spell slots. Occult classes can be nice, but they're certainly not the same as psionics.
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No. 707801 ID: fa9b55

We already spent an eye-bleeding amount of time on a character, this is a prologue-y thing.
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No. 707805 ID: e8c932

>>707797
Oh, if THAT is the part of the system you are using for your definition of psionics, you are looking at Arcanist, the arcane class that lets you turn spells into power points. It has existed for a while now.
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No. 707817 ID: 88e46e

>>707805
Yes, I know arcanists, I've played one. It's still not what psionics is. Arcane pool is also nice and I enjoy their unique spell preparation mechanics, but it's not the same. They still have spells prepared and spell slots. Psionics replaces those with power points. Arcanist uses arcane pool to empower Vancian spells and fuel a limited number of exploits.
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No. 707825 ID: 3f9dc0

>>707817
to be fair, a level 20 Arcanist basically IS using those psion point mechanics, they just have to convert spells a few at a time.

What are we talking about again?
Oh yeah, rolling a gnoll bloodrager.
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No. 707876 ID: f7a64f

I just liked the idea of midget mind controlling bigger creatures and then being carried around by them.
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No. 707897 ID: e18d6f

>>707876
Who run Barter Town?
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>>707288
>You show our character to prince and ask if we did it right.

Prince - okay lets take a look, Hmmm.. okay... oo...kkay~ Yup everything's in order, you really were programmed by egg heads~ Ohh~! You have black blood~? Teehee that will become plot relevant later on~ For all intents and purposes your black blood is also called "Vile blood" okay?

>>707383
Aalos - So "Like a little brother" is a figurative statement, I take it. So, incest is still considered wrong here?

>The three faces turn red...

Varonos - Wh-what's the context of your question?

>>707399
>>707391
Aalos - Sometimes we tend to confuse metaphor or try to contextualize statements and it ends up like that. We should remind you we are just as intelligent, just less aware of cultural norms...

Prince - okay so incest was never actually on the table?

Doukissa - N-no I-it's not! He just wanted to know my opinion of you prince. You're like a brother to me is what I said...

>Varonos and Doukissa look at each other before awkwardly glancing away...

Prince - Okay that makes more sense... To answer your question, It's not illegal Here in Cornwall but it is frowned upon and the laws vary from place to place, this is largely due to the massive diversity of cultures from one monster race to the next. But generally humanoid or bipedal races don't breed within their own blood...

Varonos - Incest is legal here?

Prince - Yeah, Queen Elizabeth bless her scales decreed it's legal acceptance throughout all of the Kingdoms in 98...

Varonos - well I wasn't born then so I didn't know... It's just not something people talk about, and when they do it's never good...

Prince - don't worry bro that makes you normal~

Doukissa - can we change subjects?! Are we all ready to start the game?

Prince - yes of course~ ... *Ahem* The boat rocks periodically and creeks gently as the waves crash against the wooden haul...
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No. 708128 ID: 939c7f
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Varonos - *Glub glub glub* Ahh.. oh... thanks...

Prince - Welcome, need anything else?

Varonos - No no I'm good...

>He takes another sip of coke without even noticing... His sister moves the mug of coffee away from him...

Doukissa - so... where were we?

Prince - okay, so you're more or less safe now, you've scoured the tunnel for traps and couldn't find any, for better or for worst... Perhaps now is a good time to introduce yourselfs to your new allies~!

Edrukk - Aye! You okay laddie? Yah look like yeh got a whiff of bog grog~ Yuk yuk yuk!! Who the blood devils are yah anyhow? Barely even know yar name! Kid was it?

Cid - Cid, it's Cid... I'm a magus, and I was burned by a fire or something...

Edrukk - fire or something? My that's a riveting story~

Cid - look it's my first game alright?

Edrukk - I know I'll give yah some slack, honestly I'm surprised you didn't say red mage yuk yuk yuk!! So what were yah doing on that boat?

Cid - I was framed, it wasn't me who did... what ever I was framed for...

Edrukk - yah don't even know? Surely you'd know...

Cid - I mean yeah! I know... it was my brother! My twin brother, he killed a prince and stole... a... Gem!

Edrukk - the same twin brother you presumed died in the fire those many years ago~?

Cid - Sure why not~?
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No. 708129 ID: 665ed8

...Oh my god they actually do! Was the gem of any note or just a random stone?
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No. 708130 ID: 939c7f
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Edrukk - Aye! Well as for me, I've always been a dwarf of the still, ever since I was born out in BrastleWark I've known the faith of adventure and the joys of ale~ These things are vital to life you see~ As I grew old i found myself very rooted in the people, I was in their drinks, and their temples. I Ran my own tavern and as most taverns it doubled as a house of Cayden Cailean, But I made one humble mistake, I began to take interest in noble affairs, and not in a good way... I saw more and more a growing hatred for the devil worshiping crown wearing gold covered filth that calls themselves noble. And as any good citizen I acted out against them! This proved very unwise... You see in Cheliax you don't simply speak ill of the throne... Getting my voice out was very difficult, It's rather hard to whisper a shout... But after years I managed to form several groups in several counties across Cheliax rallying against the ineptitude of the devil kin rulers... and just as I felt we were getting somewhere... raids... Raids everywhere... many many died... I escaped to Absalom but the Hellknights followed me there and too me in... And that is where I met you lassy... So... Whats you're story?

>_ _ _
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No. 708133 ID: 88e46e

"Nothing that much. My tribe used to raid Chelaxian farmers a lot. I'm called Oxgutter for a reason, after all. Eventually the farmers got sick of being ignored because they were in some backwater shithole of a colony that the hellknights barely cared about, so they made up a story about us being evil pagans who were sacrificing livestock and people to Lamashtu. Then the Hellknights came and raided us. Lot of us were killed, some of us were taken prisoner for interrogation."
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No. 708136 ID: 2ccbb3

"I was part of a small gang on one of the backwater cities that can't get their act straight because they're too busy following the King's edicts and receiving heaps of gold that gets stolen or leads to more civil wars. My squad took a job to harass a few shops, I figured we would get screwed over on the payment but we'd get to wreck the local potion shop and steal a few healing herbs for Suuhizi, our sick mascot girl. Thing is, I wanted to do this thing that I kept dreaming about where a giant healing potion bursts into the wall screaming '@#$% YEAH" or something like that, so I found a weak area on the side of the building and it turns out there happened to be an Earl wandering around looking for syphilis cures (because he hadn't found any in the rich district, nevermind that IT DOESN'T EXIST), and when I crashed the shelves along the wall they axed his throat and he bled out and died. Everyone else ran and I was making good time but the Hellknight who was tagging along with the Earl suddenly went into some kind of sugar rush and started screaming and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in jail. Apparently, few people actually cared about the Earl, some complimented me on finally shutting him up, but apparently some precious jewel went missing, they found pieces of what they were absolutely sure was a fake because the jewel was supposed to be enchanted to take on a hurricane or something, and they needed me alive to figure out where I hid it."
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No. 708156 ID: a22f87

"not much to say, was born into a dying tribe, the tribe died a few years back, now I'm here.

The long story is my tribe use to be a bit larger and managed to piss off someone with magic or something, no one ever liked talking about it. Anyways they won but the prick did something to the tribe that made it so most pups died before they were born. So with no bodies to replace the ones that were lost the tribe eventually shrank until those who we left kinda just drifted off. I ended up in a city by chance, ran into some fancy looking jackass who pissed me off and while I didn't touch him did wreck "mother's urn" or something and the next thing I know hell knights we baring down on me."
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No. 708220 ID: aedbee

>>708156
That sounds good
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No. 708240 ID: 99a64d

I am gallstaff, sorcerer of light! :)
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No. 708248 ID: f461c5

>>708220
Less 'mother's urn' and more 'half his house, and woulda done more if I could', maybe?

Like really nonplussed about being jailed for trying to break all his worldly possessions. Didnt even lay a hand on the bugger. Much.
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No. 708298 ID: f562b1

>>700531
>You explain to him that you sometimes get a tad angry and may of broken a few things and they totally over reacted...
Remember guys, we were arrested as a Vandal. The story can't contradict this.
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No. 709251 ID: 939c7f
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>>708156
>>708220
>>708248
Kelda - not much to say, was born into a dying tribe, the tribe died a few years back, now I'm here... The long story is my tribe use to be a bit larger and managed to piss off someone with magic or something, no one ever liked talking about it. Anyways they won but the prick did something to the tribe that made it so most pups died before they were born. So with no bodies to replace the ones that were lost the tribe eventually shrank until those who we left kinda just drifted off. I ended up in a city by chance, ran into some fancy looking jackass who pissed me off and while I didn't touch him did wreck "mother's urn" or something and half his house, and woulda done more if I could', maybe? ... the next thing I know hell knights we baring down on me.

Edrukk - Quite the Vandal aren't yah? Well that blaring rage might come in handy at a later date~
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No. 709252 ID: 939c7f
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>>708129
>Was the gem of any note or just a random stone?

You observe the gem that lied withing Narcius's pockets, it glimmers and shines as you roll it in your hands, smoke from within glistens gently... It pulsates and draws your eyes, closer and closer...

As you and your allies stare into the globe, you see visions, horrific nightmares... Plagued by vivid hallucinations, you see the very color of madness, places, shapes and creatures, mortal minds weren't meant to see, you witness a boy, with golden eyes and a man with hair as white as snow...

>Gazing into the globe causes you and all your allies 1d4 wiz damage
Kelda - 3
Edrukk - 2
Cid - 2

>You feel the gem binding to you, it's importance bearing down on you like a mighty weight... It's task is yours and yours alone... You feel, like Narcious the need of Varisia... You are drawn there...

>_ _ _
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No. 709261 ID: fa9b55

>>709252
... putting Kelda's wisdom at 3.
At least we aren't a cleric.
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No. 709279 ID: 88e46e

>>709261
Well, actually, no, stat damage is weird in Pathfinder because Paizo changed it to be less harsh, I guess. Bit pedantic, but it's actually somewhat important to know if your ability score is an odd number. Basically it's tracked separately from your actual stats and it doesn't lower your stats. Every increment of 2 gives you a -1 penalty to stuff associated with the stat, with odd numbers doing nothing beyond that. It's a more forgiving way to model virtual stat damage, I guess.

So we have a -1 to Will and Wisdom-based skills.
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No. 709286 ID: fa9b55

>>709279
Unfortunately this isn't our first dose of brain damage today:
12 base wisdom off the boat.
6 wisdom damage from getting conked on the head during the chase.
3 wisdom damage from the shiny, shiny rock.
Thus, we have an effective wisdom score of 3, which is a pretty serious -4 to will and wisdom-based checks.

Another dose of the shiny stone, or another head injury could leave her comatose.
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No. 709351 ID: 7f282c

>1d4 wiz damage
What did we pee ourselves too?

If we're bound to the stone does that mean we don't take any more brain damage from it?
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No. 709416 ID: a22f87

>>709252
normally I'd question having a sudden urge to do something after touching something magical but with all the wisdom damage we have I'm going to suggest we just go with it without question.
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No. 709500 ID: 4201a2

>>709261
We are going to need to get ourselves a dedicated cleric for restoration at this rate.
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No. 710474 ID: 939c7f
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>>709351
>If we're bound to the stone does that mean we don't take any more brain damage from it?

Provided you don't gaze longingly into it anymore, you know better now than to be caught in it's enticing allure...

>>709500
Kelda - We are going to need to get ourselves a dedicated cleric for restoration at this rate.

Edrukk - Actually I happen to be a dedicated Cleric, less combative than most, I'm focused on spell casting... I however cannot cure us of this debilitating strain on our minds as of yet, we'll need to rest once we're clear of danger... for now I say advance, I'd rather face traps than hell knights... surely what ever awaits us in this perilous dungeon can't be much higher level than 2... Onwards~!

>You cautiously traverse the long corridor, making sure ot not get sliced in half...
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No. 710476 ID: 939c7f
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>You enter into a large opening, there is a hole in the ceiling leaking clean light into the room... under the opened pitfall lies three dead adventurers, impaled on spikes below and smashed by the fall... Their bodies seem unmolested and still equipped, thought their flesh stinks of rot... in the far end of the opening sits a large door, locked from this side by a massive wooden bar...

>_ _ _
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No. 710485 ID: f2461f

Loot the corpses.
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No. 710493 ID: fd2c28

armor is probably shit but we a barbarian, we don't really need it that as much. Take everything else though. Then we can maybe smash the door down.
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No. 710495 ID: 211d83

Very carefully search for traps before looting the corpses. Carefully.
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No. 710497 ID: a814d9

>>710495
This is probably just this campaign's way of arming the pcs who are still wearing prison garbs, since we had to all start in the prison ship. I doubt there's going to be any traps in this room, at least not at the corpses.
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No. 710500 ID: 99a64d

Give the corpses a turn undead just to be safe.

We just took an assload of wiz damage so it probably won't do us much good, but check for traps anyway.
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No. 710546 ID: da1652

Call it good fortune and loot the bodies. Armor with a few holes in it is better than no armor.
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No. 710558 ID: b17b81

>locked from this side
How would they get out then?
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No. 710570 ID: 73c49c

take and ware that awesome hat on the ground while looting those bodies!
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No. 710576 ID: 7053c9

DOESNOBODYSEETHEFUCKINGPIMPHAT! Loot the hat, loot that shit! Loot everything that's not nailed down then loot the nails! Loot the fucking spikes!
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No. 710600 ID: e18d6f
710600

>>710576
This. Then decide who gets the pimp hat by competing with your companions in the time-honored manner of your people: Reaux Chambeaux.
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No. 710971 ID: 939c7f
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>You grab the hat...
You find a pointed red leather hat, adorn with a rainbow plume... it is a religious garment associated to the goddess shelyn...

>You search the corpses...

On a male human Monk's corps, you find...
-1 Nunchaku
-1 pot cure light wounds.
-1 belt pouch
-1 flint and steel
-3 torches
-5 rations (stale)
-1 monks outfit

On the Female Orc Samurai, you find...
-1 katana
-1 horn lamellar armor
-1 backpack
-1 bedroll
-1 banner (Rabbit and moon)
-1 lamp (oil flasks broken)
-1 prosthetic arm (left)
-5 Rations (stale)
-1 monster mask (oni)
-1 soldiers uniform

On the Male goblin Cleric's body you find...
-1 sm Glaive
-1 sm scalemail armor
-1 Holy text (shelyn)
-1 sm backpack
-1 sm bedroll
-1 rooster (familiar)
-3 wondermeal
-1 sm clerics robes
-1 wayfinder

>How do you divide the loot...
>_ _ _
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No. 710976 ID: 3f9dc0

Goblins are small, right? that's sort of inconvenient, only two people get to change out of prison uniform.
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No. 710983 ID: e2db64

Do dwarves count as small for the purposes of armor?
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No. 710990 ID: 595d54

>>710983
No, dwarves are Medium, just on the short end.
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No. 710993 ID: f562b1

>>710976
I don't know if this is just visual representative error, but that goblin looks fairly large, I imagine his stuff would fit anybody still.

Let's see, classes:
* Kelda is a Bloodrager (Sorcerous Barbarian), Typed Black Blood (Necromantic), Blood Conduit (Martial casting). She specializes in unarmed combat, though I can't find anything on what armors she can use in-thread.
* Cid (The Tiefling) is a Magus, unknown types.
* Edrukk (The Dwarf) is a [Bartender]/Cleric.
...It occurs to me we don't know squat about the party. Before we can properly divvy it up, let's discuss our allies' strengths. I'm saying this here instead of the disthread because I'm pretty sure it's important that the characters themselves are aware of one another, it would be kind of lame to metagame it with the players sharing sheets and magically letting the characters know.
Is Edrukk a cleric of Shelyn, or able to otherwise appeal to her grace? (That's the right term, right?)
I say the backpack should go to Kelda, at least. Cid is a Magus and Edrukk a Cleric, so I imagine Kelda's got the best encumberance tolerance. The belt-pouch and small backpack are a bit iffier. The Cleric's scalemale, if it suits him, can go to Edrukk, and
>-1 rooster (familiar)
Uh.
What? Roosters are familiars?
We can steal somebody else's familiar?
I think Cid has a better use of a familiar but does a rooster even give any benefits?
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No. 711000 ID: a22f87

well we don't really need armor to badly, and we know how to use our fist better then most. I say let the other two pick what they need since they probably need gear more then we do and we can grab what's left.

Also none of them had gold on them. Those some cheap bastards I tell you.
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No. 711190 ID: a6dc58

I think Edrukk is surly a priest of Cayden Cailean, having mentioned such before.

As for gear, my 2 cents is that we should take the Lamellar Armor, its Medium so the Magus won't get any use of out it, and we're the frontline. We don't need a weapon with our unarmed focus.

I doubt anyone can fit into the small scale mail, but if we are using Piecemeal Armor rules, Edrukk might be able to tear it up and use bits of it for some protection? I'd give him the torches and the Wayfinder. Since he seems the most seasoned, head-on-his shoulders member of our band, he can be the guide.

As for the Magus. Sadly the Katana is an Exotic Weapon, but a small Glaive is still a useful weapon, so he can take that.

I'd say give the Magus the potion. Those guys tend to be much more offensively focused than defensively adept fall into the danger zone pretty easily. While it's possible he doesn't fit the stereotype and is some sort of abjuration focused tank Magus, I think its unlikely from what we've seen.

Those soft non-barbarians can take the bedrolls.

I'd say 1 wondermeal and 3 bland rations for each of us, and the extra stale ration goes to...whoever wins rock-paper-sissors?

I don't really have any suggestions for the rest of the stuff...um, cram it in a backpack to deal with later?
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No. 711238 ID: e18d6f

>>711190
Seems like solid reasoning.
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No. 712408 ID: 252bc6

Katana is martial if you two hand it right? If so give it to cid and we can use the glaive in one hand and punch if fuckers get close, edrukk can stay behind and cast spells.
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No. 712414 ID: 252bc6

Also, @varono and doukisa: can we see your character pages? What builds are you guys exactly, teamwork is needed for survival and survival is needed for research.
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No. 712432 ID: 939c7f
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>>712414
Aalos - can we see your character pages? What builds are you guys exactly, teamwork is needed for survival and survival is needed for research.

Doukissa - sure, I'm an Ecclesitheurge cleric. Basically my build is a pure divine spell caster. I can't use many weapons and I can't wear armor, but I can buff really really well~
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No. 712433 ID: 939c7f
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Varonos - I'm a magus, I'm not entierly sur ehow my charatcer works, but i'll figure it out...

Prince - the big thing about you is that you can dual weild spells and swords.

Doukisa - think dovakin...

Varonos - oh that's cool~!
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No. 712434 ID: 939c7f
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Doukissa - can I see your page Aalos?

Prince - he's a blood rager, with the black blood and blood conduit...

Doukissa - ohh neat~
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No. 712436 ID: 939c7f
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Kelda - As for gear, my 2 cents is that we should take the Lamellar Armor

Edrukk - indeed, cid and I can't wear medium armor yet, so you take it.

Kelda - I'd say give the Magus the potion.

Cid - thanks I'll need it... Can you heal?

Edrukk - yeah, I've got spells prepared and my divine birth mark lets me cast my spells... You'll need a spell book though, Cid.

Kelda - I'd say 1 wondermeal and 3 bland rations for each of us

Cid - sounds about right...

Kelda - Sadly the Katana is an Exotic Weapon, but a small Glaive is still a useful weapon, so he can take that... Katana is martial if you two hand it right?

>Yeah, it's martial in two hands and exotic in one hand...

Edrukk - I say Cid should take the katana since he's new and the glaive is small and has some rules assigned to using weapons outside of your size category.

>Makes sense.

Edrukk - I can't use any of these weapons so take the rest. oh by the way, nunchucks are gnoll weapons, you can use em sweetpup~

>Are they?

Edrukk - yeah it's in monster codex...

> ... So they are~ learn something new everyday...

Edrukk - so Kelda, you're all decked out, Your glaive is a reach weapons with high damage but low accuracy, your nunchuks are melee with average damage and good accuracy and in a bind you can still kick and punch. i would advise against dual wielding right now...

>Okay is there any more preparations you guys need to do before you brave the dungeon?!

Cid - I'm fine.

Edrukk - Sweetpup has some non lethal on her, we might want to rest a few hours to heal that...

>It will be night time when that happens... do you guys wanna wait?

Cid - I don't know...

Edrukk - what do you think kelda?

>_ _ _
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No. 712443 ID: b7dfa3

Ugh, need a nap. (If we take any more Wis damage before healing we will go comatose or something.)
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No. 712451 ID: f562b1

>>712433
Cid can fly? Okay chicken should go to him.
>nunchucks are gnoll weapons
That's useful, but--
>your nunchuks are melee with average damage and good accuracy and in a bind you can still kick and punch.
Okay yeah use them. That's the perfect kind of weapon for a blood conduit.
>It will be night time when that happens... do you guys wanna wait?
You two have dark vision, while I don't... We'd either have to use a torch, or move slowly. I think it's worth getting in a bit of rest, but should we use a torch?
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No. 712457 ID: a6dc58

Ah Gnoll's with nunchucks and the legacy of oft-forgotten Flinds. I can't really find it, but are we proficient with the Flindbar too? If so, our "one short of the Intelligence needed to learn improved disarm to steal people's weapons before we introduce them to vileblood fist-to-face grappling" is a bit of a shame.

Might want to bring up to Cid that he should be on the lookout for a one-handed weapon, since his ability to "dual-wield but with SPELLS" works like regular dual-wielding: it requires a free hand. Still it won't matter until he gets a spell book. Hmm, since he is new, has anyone explained how spellcasting works to him? Prepared Spells and Spell Slots? Its quite a bit different from Skyrim's magic. He might want to brush up on it while his character isn't taking actions.

I'm conflicted on resting, since there might be a search party out for us. Still, we've got three torches and the only two-handed user can already see in the dark. I mean, I guess we're also in cave so it will be dark either way...

Okay, let's take a nap and try and get rid of the aches.
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No. 712459 ID: a22f87

well if resting will get rid of all the wisdom damage then I'd suggest we go for it. I'm one more bonk to the head away from losing all my wisdom. If not then we can press on.
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No. 712468 ID: f562b1

>>712457
>Its quite a bit different from Skyrim's magic
"Prepared" spells sounds like "adding it to the quick/favorites menu," right?
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No. 712705 ID: f66b0e

Our magus isn't armoured so give him the reach one hand weapon we'll take the katana and do the heavy lifting he'll stay behind and poke. Also don't forget the hat!!!
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No. 713839 ID: 939c7f
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>>712705
>you hand off the glaive to Cid and take his katana, you also pick up the rainbow feathered hat...
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>>712468
>Prepared spells... Basically each day you chose what spells you'll be able to cast from your list of known spells. you cannot change the chosen spells easily so make sure you know what you're going to need, unless your a spontaneous caster, which doesn't prepare spells in advance and just does what ever when ever... but they tend to be weaker spellcasters...

>You rest for a several hours, waiting for your non lethal wounds to heal... the sun is setting and the darkness of the cave is pierced by moonlight... you begin to hear a scuttle from the surface... many legs tap and rag along the ground... it pokes it's head through the hole and crawls along the ceiling... a chitinous beast the size of a dog... it's glowing red eyes pierce the darkness and upon it's gunmetal hide are vivid yellow markings...

spider - *BEEP* possible opening discovered... *BOOP* scanning for Biological life signs... *BLEEP*

>A beam of red light shoots out from it's eye and glides across the walls and floor heading right for you...

>_ _ _
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No. 713845 ID: 1cebc8

Door. Open. Now.

Do not engage, that's a scout.
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No. 713850 ID: a22f87

anywhere fur us to hide before the beam see us?
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No. 713856 ID: a6dc58

Make sure, if you slip through the door to close it behind you. It has already shown that open doors are one of its searching criteria, so it should decrease the chances of it following us if we slip quietly through the door and close it behind us.

Probably...want to wait a minute on the other side of the door and make a quick perception check to listen to see how it responds, assuming the other side of the door isn't filled with flaming death and scorpions.
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No. 713872 ID: da1652

one little oversight: We're still cuffed to our Dwarf. Two-handing the Katana isnt going to work very well like that.

That fancy metal thing likely works for the Hell Knights. If it sees us, its likely to scurry off and send more expendable troops after us.

Unbar the door and head through it asap. It will either have to come closer, drop to the ground, or both in order to search the next room. Of course we'll also be hurrying into who knows what.
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No. 714059 ID: d2006b

Hide though the door! But look afterwards to make sure it's not following you
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No. 715903 ID: 939c7f
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>>713845
>>713856
>>713872
>>714059
>You all roll stealth to avoid detection as you hurry through he door...
You roll a solid 3
Cid rolls a 13
Edrukk crit misses...

>Edrukk, fearing the spider unbars the door and tosses the plank, running through... you focus on getting through the door as your armor clatters around you, Cid is quite silent... You slam the door behind you and brace yourself against it... hearing for it, on the other side...

Spider - Bepp! Noise detected, possible lifeforms have possibly fled... Bloop! Approach with caution... Blarp!!

>You hear it crawl down the walls and towards the door...
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No. 715904 ID: 1cebc8

>>715903
Look around you. Find at least two escape routes, drop stuff around one exit while you use the other.
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No. 715906 ID: 939c7f
File 146042159394.jpg - (225.58KB , 1000x562 , kobold with gun.jpg )
715906

Prince rolls three dice behind his screen...

>Kelda and Cid notice the small creature down the hall... it is green and covered in scales... in it's hands is a battered riffle and its cold black eyes are drawn on you three...

Kobold - Yap Yarr RRrruuaf!!

>It yip at you in Draconic...

Cid - I speak Draconic!

>Oh... okay~

Kobold - You Be Intruders!!

>The spider is at the door, trying to open it...

>_ _ _
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No. 715911 ID: 1cebc8

>>715906
Explain to the gunner that he's not going to like the horde of 8-legged armor-plated killing machines even more. And that you plan to leave as soon as possible.
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No. 715918 ID: 2ee598

Who had the most strength again? Think they could hold the door while the other two rush little green there? That or swing the door open and hope the spider sees little green ignores you and let them duke it out while we slip around... Save the second on as plan B and see what else we come up with
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No. 715927 ID: f562b1

>>715911
I think it's up to Cid to do the diplomacy. He'd at least have to tell us what the Kobold said for us to tell him what to tell it, as we don't speak Draconian.

"Cid, can you figure out if it's friendly or not?"
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No. 715965 ID: 38685c

>>715906
Say "No we're not."
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No. 715976 ID: 59a537

Hold the door while Cid says "A metal spider is coming to kill us all."
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No. 716036 ID: cfee3f

YES if we can trick the spider into thinking that just a bunch of Kobolds live in here it'll give up and fuck off
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No. 717692 ID: 939c7f
File 146102664931.jpg - (369.44KB , 1000x562 , talking to kobold.jpg )
717692

>>715918
>You and Cid hold the door closed, it opens on your side giving you a solid advantage, the spider claws at the wood to no avail...

>>715911
>>715927
>>715965
>>715976
Cid - [Draconic] No We not Be! There Be Metal Spider, is Coming To make us all dead, and you also!!

>Cid rolled a natural 20 and managed to sway the kobold with a compelling argument...

Kobold - [Draconic] Spider! This one not want Spider in cave!! You be guest till spider gone...

>>716036
Cid - [Draconic] We convince Spider that we all Kobold! it leave us be.

Kobold - [Draconic] That Good plan!!
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No. 717694 ID: 939c7f
File 146102699841.jpg - (267.46KB , 1000x562 , taling to spider.jpg )
717694

>The creature on the other side of the door stops attacking...

Spider - Draconic language recognized... Beep! booting Draconic linguistics processor... Bap! [Draconic] This one knows of those who entered!

Kobold - [Draconic] There be only Kobold here, leave us be!!

Spider - [draconic] This one has saw energy of old ones in air... Bleep... This one knows that great object of old one be nearby... Boop! Give Great object of old one to "Allied MasterComputer" and we will leave be with no attack and with much manners... Bap...

Kobold - [draconic] You three, give great object to spider so no attack happens, this one not like spider!!

>_ _ _
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No. 717699 ID: db9b5a

Aw crap, uh could we just throw something shiny throw the door and run like hell when it goes to check it out?
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No. 717767 ID: 1cebc8

[Draconic] I got yer object right here, ya gullible twitch

SHOTGUN TO THE FACE
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No. 717855 ID: f562b1

>>717767
Krome, we're Kelda, not the NPCs. Only the DM controls the NPCs, and we'd have to persuade them as characters, which Kelda cannot do since she doesn't speak Draconian.
>>717699
This sounds best, but I'd kind of prefer that we get the Kobold to run as well. Maybe say you think it will attack anyways, so you'll throw the item far to try and buy some time to run.
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No. 717888 ID: 8e5b08

Ask it who or what the allied master computer is!
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No. 717975 ID: eb385b

>>717694
Ask the spider what are the old ones.
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No. 717980 ID: 3f9dc0

>>717888
why, that would be AM, the omnipotent rogue AI that hates humans. like, a LOT. Hate hate hate.
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No. 721004 ID: 58379b
File 146241001622.jpg - (379.04KB , 1000x562 , oxcutter reply.jpg )
721004

>>717888
Oxcutter - Tell us what the Allied Master Computer is!

Spider - [common] That information is classified.

>>717975
Oxcutter - Then tell us who the old ones are!

Spider - [common]That information is classified.
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No. 721005 ID: 58379b
File 146241002033.jpg - (284.47KB , 1000x562 , throwing the thing.jpg )
721005

>>717699
>>717855
>You reach into your bag and grab the flint and steel, throwing it through the door way and getting ready to run, the spider doesn't even flinch...
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No. 721006 ID: 58379b
File 146241002374.jpg - (382.80KB , 1000x562 , kobold reply.jpg )
721006

>>717855
Cid - [draconic] Spider maybe attack, We run!

Kobold - [draconic] yous can run from spider, This one not want spider in cave, but this one not afraid! This one fight spider with boom stick, very brave!!

Spider - [common]that is not the artifact, it lacks the arcane signature denoting it as such, I will have to resort to violence if you continue this charade. RELINQUISH THE ARTIFACT TO THE ALLIED MASTER COMPUTER AT ONCE!

>The Kobold cocks his weapon back and points it at the metallic creature point blank...

>Run or fight
>_ _ _
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No. 721007 ID: 1cebc8

I think it's charging a lazer!

Cid, ask the kobold if there is a better place to fight; he can fight all he wants but at least be smart about this. Run for now!
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No. 721028 ID: f36501

FIGHT.

Protect the boomkobold
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No. 721032 ID: 54312d

Kill it before it can report back to its master. Also since this thing is a construct do we get any bonuses for being a vandal?
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No. 721064 ID: 4c40b2

WE FIGHT!
Also does the map show an enemy coming up behind us
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No. 721070 ID: f562b1

>>721064
That's Boomkobold on the map. Been there since we first saw him >>715906
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No. 721113 ID: 2c4dc5

If the doors swing inwards, open them and get out of the way, spider should come through and if we time it right get hit by Boombold.

Maybe set ourselves up along the corridor for attacks of opportunity as it moves through the corridor?
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No. 724290 ID: 58379b
File 146361810609.jpg - (200.17KB , 800x449 , eight damage.jpg )
724290

>>721028
>>721032
>>721064
>You stay and fight the robotic arachnid, the kobold rushes up, keeping a short five feet between it and the spider and unloads hot lead on it!!

He rolls a solid 16 total and a damage of eight... The robot seems taken back by this attack and has a hard time moving...

Kobold - [draconic] This one not let spider in!!
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No. 724292 ID: 58379b
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724292

>You all roll initiative...

Turn sequence... kobold (22) Kelda (21) Spider (??) Cid (9) Edrukk (2)

>The kobold acts first and reloads his arm... taking a full round action and ending his turn...

>Your turn...

>_ _ _
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No. 724437 ID: 0d6c82

The spider-bot looks pretty tough, so lets open with a Bloodrage and melee attack.
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No. 724445 ID: a22f87

well the kobold is small and we have a reach weapon so I say use our glaive to stab the spider from behind the kobold.
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No. 724515 ID: d0c059

Put ourselves in front and strike, protect the kobold friend with our body.
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No. 724958 ID: a5c2b3

Bloodrage and stab the bastard, keeping yourself between it and the bold'. While the Kobold may be good with that gun, he's probably not all that sturdy so you should probably watch out.

I have to say, reading the character creation was pretty funny. At first I saw this and thought "Broken Halo doing Pathfinder? SCORE!". Of course when it was chosen for the character to be female I thought it would be a nice change, but of course the race chosen was gnoll. It figures that we'd end up playing a female with a larger shlong than the males of the species. *shrugs* Some things never change.
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No. 726005 ID: 58379b
File 146424461926.jpg - (277.96KB , 1000x562 , missing the spider.jpg )
726005

>>724437
>>724445
>>724515
>>724958

You move up and engage in combat, letting your wrath take over.

>You roll a total 12 and miss your target.
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No. 726006 ID: 58379b
File 146424470992.jpg - (282.90KB , 1000x562 , spider attacks.jpg )
726006

The robotic spider attacks you with two claws...

>It lands a 16 and deals 1 damage.
>It lands a 17 and deals 1 damage.
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No. 726009 ID: 58379b
File 146424513295.jpg - (276.08KB , 1000x562 , killing the spider.jpg )
726009

Cid moves in and strikes over your shoulders...

>He rolls a 22 for 8 damage! The spider stops moving and it's lights turn off...

Varonos - Ah yeah! Get wrecked!!

Prince - You all gain 65 exp... by the way give yourself 135 exp for winning the foot race on the beach.

Doukissa - Neat!

Varonos - when do we level up?

Prince - 1300.

Varonos - that's a lot...

Doukissa - it goes fast, between encounters and quest rewards~

Varonos - Alrighty!

>_ _ _
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No. 726014 ID: 094652

Further dismember the spider robot and try to disable the communication module so its twitching corpse doesn't summon a horde.

Then run anyway. Take the kobold with you.
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No. 726016 ID: e73549

Whelp, lot the corpse and get the only guy we know who can talk to the kobold talk to the kobold and see if we can get out of this cave before more spiders show up and without walking into any traps.
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No. 726113 ID: f562b1

>>726014
I doubt the Boomkobold will just abandon his home, and we don't have much to assist in keeping a slave.
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No. 726547 ID: 58379b
File 146446296286.jpg - (236.76KB , 800x449 , kobold betrays.jpg )
726547

>>726014
Further dismember the spider robot and try to disable the communication module

>You bash and crush at the robot until it's entirely immobile...

Kobold - [draconic] Hey You no break good bits! metal spider kobold owned now!

>>726016
Whelp, lot the corpse and get the only guy we know who can talk to the kobold talk to the kobold and see if we can get out of this cave before more spiders show up and without walking into any traps.

>You don't have the proper skills to find anything of value on a desing as complex as this... it is simply too advanced for you...

Cid - [draconic] Much thanks very politely, these ones not want any harm and safe travels out into upper, these ones will follow very politely without attack or threat, simply show way through please and thank you~

>The small scaled creature points it's weapon at your group...

Kobold - [draconic] yous are all intruders, intruders be prey... many meals from intruder flesh... this one will be happy greatly from leader hehehee... you's come politely and with no attack or boom in gut and painful death!!

Cid - Ahh... Well then... he says we'll come with him, and he'll eat us, or else he'll shoot and torture us...

>_ _ _
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No. 726548 ID: 278911

we have improved grapple right? and we're right next to the little bastard right? can't we just grab him and disarm him?
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No. 726549 ID: 094652

Follow him for now, but keep your weapons and be ready to use him as a turret meatshield against his leader. Go to his base, go to his exit route.
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No. 726551 ID: b7883c

>>726548
This. If he wants to take us prisoner, lets grab his gun and take him prisoner.
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No. 726561 ID: 211d83

Ok he just reloaded and it takes him a full round to do so.

So pretend to go along with it and then do a bluff check and yell "Another spider!" or something to distract him.

Then grapple him and disarm the little guy.
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No. 726572 ID: 9fc954

Offer a blowjob for safe passage?
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No. 726607 ID: da1652

>>726547
Rush him, engage grappling. He won't be able to use the gun then
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No. 726908 ID: a5c2b3

I say we "surrender out valuables" by showing him the Gem of Eldritch Mindfuckery and engage a grapple while he's reeling from the mindscrew.
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No. 727260 ID: 2a0eec
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727260

>You move up and grab the kobold, moving his gun out of the way with ease.

You rolled a total 22 and easily overpower him.

Kobold - [draconic] Aakk! No, Nonono! not be grab! not like be grab!! put down, big unpolite woman! Big Woman Very Unpolite!!

>he kicks and struggles as you hold him off the ground, arms around his head...
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No. 727261 ID: 2c4dc5

...Charisma attempt to get him to be our friend and come with us if we put him down?
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No. 727263 ID: 595d54

>>727261
That'd be diplomacy, and we suck at it. Cid?
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No. 727291 ID: b7883c

Show us to an exit and we will let you go. Be quick about it and we will give the gun back.
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No. 727481 ID: 8b956e

If he complies, we'll let him come with us or let him go. if he resists we'll make him ride our gnoll rod, give him a poke to make sure he understands
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No. 727524 ID: da1652

>>727260
suplex kobold until disposition changes to Friendly
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No. 728370 ID: 2a0eec
File 146534875370.jpg - (443.47KB , 1000x562 , wrestleing the kobold.jpg )
728370

>>727261
>>727263
>>727291
>>727481
>Cid explains the situation to the kobold as best he can...

Cid - [draconic] you's will listen now, you will show these ones the way out, politely and we will not make harm on you. If you are extra polite, we maybe not take boom stick, if bad respect for your clan, you may stay with these ones... If you not help, big lady will make deep pleasures with your tail hole~

>You poke him with your thing.

>Cid rolls a diplomacy check of 17, total 16. Which is not enough to change it's mood but does aid Oxcutter's intimidate with a +2
>You roll an Intimidate check of a 18, total 26. Which convinces him to accept your request...

Kobold - [draconic] Okay! okay okay! N-n-no deep pleasures on my tail hole! This one will help you, very politely and no harm from behind, this one promises on my horns~ th-there be two ways out of kobold cave... back up water hole, hard climb, very wet and slippery... if you's cannot, the only other hole out be behind kobold kings treasure room... n...no red kobold will help you, this one promises, they's sooner die than help long legs... b-but maybe green scales... most be slaves in these caves... And! and white scale will help! she want kill kobold king for many moons! very tricky that white scale!

>Cid translates

Cid - so yeah, don't... err.. make deep pleasures to him just yet... but we have two choices, we can brave the caves, or climb out through the big hole behind us and try our luck with the forest...

>_ _ _
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No. 728379 ID: 094652

Your team is designed for combat, not parkour. Try the woods path, see if you can scheme the kobold slaves; the king's treasure might be risky, but these kobolds don't have a thorough education on societal needs, and that shotgun might be the tip of their unapprised horde of technology...
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No. 728383 ID: f7a64f

C'mon, kobold tribe screams noob dungeon, gotta go for the easy loot.
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No. 728405 ID: eb385b

>>728370
brave the caves
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No. 728406 ID: f562b1

>don't... err.. make deep pleasures to him just yet...
Fair enough. Let's help out White Scale, since we'll probably have to deal with Red anyways.
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No. 728444 ID: 3af0c0

>>728383
You've obviously never had a DM from Hell.

Well this does seem like something we can handle we should first check to see if Prince is the type to pull TPKs or one way traps.
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No. 728488 ID: 0b8d9e

Ask more about this white scale who is apparently an individual rather than a group. Would they work with the green scales and vise versa because I am totally for any chance to start a revolution with tiny adorable lizards.
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No. 728527 ID: b7883c

Meet up with White Scale, stick it to the (lizard) Man.
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No. 728540 ID: a5c2b3

Oh my god that blush is adorable. We should definetly seduce it.

Anyways, praise the Kobold for cooperating. Even if he can't understand our words, a comforting tone of voice should help calm him down. Always be slightly seggeative with it, just to keep it confused (and blushing, oh god it's so cuuute).
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No. 728559 ID: f9e018

>>728370
that red hat would look better on cid than us.
maybe we can barter with it later
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No. 728564 ID: 2a0eec
File 146544753425.jpg - (358.18KB , 1000x562 , seducing thekobold.jpg )
728564

>>728379
>>728383
>>728405
>>728488
>brave the caves

Cid - [draconic] These ones will cross through cave home. You will guide these ones... These ones will politely kill the red leader. You will help us convince the green scales to freemdom.

Kobold - [draconic] Does this one has choice? *sigh* This one will help as best it can...

>>728527
>>728406

Cid - [draconic] Tell these ones what is known of white scale...

Kobold - [draconic] This one knows not lots of white scales, very triksy she is, very fat, not speak draco like good kobold. only speak long leg. Very swear, not polite, always swear. always cook food, never raw. only speaks to king red scales, always have kobolds guard her, she traitor chief say... But magic drinks to boom boom to not keep her...

Cid - White scale is reclusive and speaks common but not draconic, she's civilized but rude and the clan doesn't trust her but her magic potions are too powerful to pass up... think she's good for us?

>>728540
>Oh my god that blush is adorable. We should definetly seduce it.

>You put the kobold down but embrace it in a tight hug, pressing it against your breast... you whisper a few sweet seductive words into it's ear...

Kobold - [draconic] Wh-wha? This one n-not understand!

Cid - [draconic] She say you be much like dragon, and something of her tailhole... This one not hear soft words, you may know later when big lady show you... if you very polite that be~

>The kobold covers it's loin cloth with both hands, blushing bright red.

Kobold - [draconic] St-stop! it make wet tail appear! Very impolite!! Baahh!! Very impolite!! Need time of self! wait for this one long legs!

>He scampers off towards the water pit.

Cid - hehee well you had an effect on him~ Is there anything we need to do before we explore this dungeon, he might be a while...

>_ _ _
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No. 728579 ID: 4854ef

Take full inventory one last time to make sure everythings ready, also scout out a bit.
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No. 728593 ID: f9e018

>>728564
see if cid wants our red hat to match his red shirt and his pink face
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No. 728600 ID: 0b8d9e

>>728593
Actually the Kobold could probably use the red hat. I don't want to sound racist, but we'll probably need a way to visually distinguish this one from others kobolds later.
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No. 728602 ID: 7b3857

Hel
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No. 728603 ID: 7b3857

Help the little guy off screen so we don't waste too much time waiting for him. Emphasis on "off screen"
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No. 729090 ID: dfdb1e

Did this kobold molestation made anyone more willing to have intercourse with a robot? - Asked Aalos, because why not?
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No. 729103 ID: 595d54

>>729090
Aalos asked nothing, because Aalos is not That Guy. Check our stuff and scout ahead, I guess.
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No. 729853 ID: 2a0eec
File 146604047488.jpg - (310.41KB , 1200x674 , at table.jpg )
729853

>>728593
>you give Cid the hat seeing as it matches his costume and design as a red mage... Though he doesn't care much for the rainbow feather and discards it...

>>728579
Cid - Sounds good, I'll take a quick peak alone and be back without being seen...

>>728603
>you wander off to the kobold to help him finish what ever he's doing... in order to save time of course~

Varonos - Really? you're gonna turn this into a sex scene? Such a perverted robot...

Prince - Hey Var, it's the game, we all enjoy it one way or another. If he says he does something, he does it. It's the rules~

Doukissa - yeah bruv, lighten up... That being said~ since Aalos is bend on being a pervert, you can go ahead and describe the sex scene to us.

Prince - Heh, yeah go ahead mister robot, don't blush too hard though~ Heheh ~ enlighten us on your insight of biological coitus.

[Abnormality detected in Subject Doukissa] >> "Subject"'s core temperature and heart rate increased:.>> air particles show 2% [unidentified] matching "Subject"'s DNA signatures:.>> Breathing rate increased by 12%:.>> Eyes become focused:.>> - investigate Abnormal behavior> Caution, similar signs show aggressive behavior in beasts, avoid damage to body.

>_ _ _
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No. 729882 ID: f7a64f

Cringe and say "Don't hurt me" while shielding your face with your arms!
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No. 729884 ID: c1eac4

"Well, if I'm reading you right, dirty talk is part of it. I guess I'll keep talking about wet tails and tailholes."
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No. 729885 ID: f457da

"I'm new to this. Skip anything you want, we good?"
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No. 729892 ID: c1eac4

>>729885
Are you the real kome?
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No. 729958 ID: b2eb5c

>enlighten us on your insight of biological coitus
Oh ok then 'retrieve database on biological reproduction' start describing all we have learned about this subject.

Are you okay there Doukissa? you seem kind of..erm flustered? You're not going to hurt me right?
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No. 729984 ID: 502d35

Search database for information on 'hentai'. Show off complete lack of understanding of the biological process of reproduction by using 'hentai' as the basis for description of your character's behavior. Tell everyone "just kidding" when they show appropriate levels of discomfort for revealing the joke to be appropriate.
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No. 730128 ID: f7a64f

Geeze, were some kind of magic berserker gnoll, if any of you really wanna describe this next part it's going to have to be kobold rape.
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No. 730177 ID: a5c2b3

"What? You think this is just for fun? I mean, it IS, but aside from that. Get him infatuated with you, liberate his tribe from a tyrant, and *BAM* Minion Acquired!....Speaking of which, would it require taking the Cohort Feat if you persuaded someone to join you during the course of an adventure?"
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No. 730194 ID: ee8f3e

Is it weird that we're a tiny robot kobold that is playing a knoll that's currently molesting a kobold?
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No. 730213 ID: da1652

>>729853
Doukissa looks interested
Varonos looks mortified
Prince is looking at you like he really doesn't want to role-play this kobold seduction with you.

Go vague or fade-to-black.
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No. 730428 ID: ab477e

Tease Varonos but leave the kobold alone for now, no point slowing the adventure down too much for a random guard.

"As fun as it is to make Varonos and the 'bold squirm, I don't want to get carried away or be 'that guy'. I'll save the porn narration for a more major character~"
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No. 731346 ID: 2a0eec
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731346

>>730177
>You have two ally slots. fill them or leave them as you will... allies gain exp and generally follow orders. others do what they want and don't level up, not every npc is a potential ally. taking the leadership feat adds ally slots, and auto calibrates one given ally as per the feat.

>>730428
>>730213
>>729885
>>729882
>>730128
Aalos - As fun as it is to make Varonos and the 'bold squirm, I don't want to get carried away or be 'that guy'. I'll save the porn narration for a more major character~

Varonos - Good, there's no need for that, so lets move on...

>>729958
Aalos - Are you okay there Doukissa? you seem kind of..erm flustered? You're not going to hurt me right?

Doukissa - hurt you, why would I do that? Hmmnn maybe you do have a lot to learn about social behavior... well, you'll learn right? that's why you're here~
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No. 731349 ID: 2a0eec
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731349

>You wait around for the kobold to finish and for Cid to return... soon enough the kobold is back.

Kobold - Ak taka draza nak, grumma kapla dova dova gakgakgak

>It walks past you and slaps your butt, before sitting down near the entrance, gun in claw...

kobold - gurp'ta grona, frella~

>Soon after Cid arrives...

cid - Hey I'm back, It's very dark down there, but we can all see rather well in the dark yeah?

Edrukk - I have low light vision.

Cid - don't dwarves see in pitch darkness?

Edrukk - Nie~

Cid - okay well torches will give away our positions... but! I've spotted around the bend a small group of kobold working and digging... there were four green kobolds digging and one red one with a grabby stick... they have some gems~ we might be able to sneak by them if we're extra careful. What should we do?

>_ _ _
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No. 731356 ID: f55bc4

The way he delivered that butt slap I think the cheeky bugger wanted us to follow him. Can we repeat what he said well enough for Cid to translate it? As for sneaking by we could, or we could take this opportunity to start liberating green scales for a revolution.
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No. 731404 ID: b2d501

Stealth for now. Try to keep casualties to a minimum before you figure out who to shoot in the face, get the civilians on your side for the upcoming raid. You can grab gems later.
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No. 732387 ID: 2a0eec
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732387

>>731356
You try your best to tell Cid what the kobold said...

>You roll a linguistics check of 11 total 7...

Kelda - he said... atake dez nek, grumpa kapa dova dova kek-kek-kek... then he slapped my butt and said guppy gonny fella...

>The kobold giggles silently...

Cid - hmm... your draconic is horrendous, but if that's right he said... "you could make good cakes with a princess like you, you have the peach of a dragon. of many dragons!" then he said "it's all slimy, vulgar."

Edrukk - and how much of that do you think is accurate?

Cid - not a lot I figure...
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No. 732414 ID: 3740b1

Shake your stuff at the bold. Front stuff and back stuff to cover the bases. Never hurts to give him one more reason to ally w you if it comes to a tense situation.

Then I say we push our luck and confront the next group. With our pet bold and Cid interpreting and Oxgutter looking tough we might be able to talk ourselves into some more friendly bolds. Better to gather a small army than leave possible enemies behind us.
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No. 732439 ID: f7a64f

So the kobold is flirting now?

I don't think it quite grasps the intricacies of bedding a gnoll berserker.
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No. 733463 ID: 7fb8bb
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733463

>>732414
Shake your stuff at the bold. Front stuff and back stuff to cover the bases.

>You walk up to the kobold and shake your butt at him. it yips and slaps the ground with its claws... You turn around and lift your loincloth, shaking your junk at him, he growls angrily and gets up...

>>731404
You all try to sneak past the mining group...

>Cid rolls a 15 total 21
>Edrukk rolls a 16 total 18
>You roll a 17 total 20
>the kobold roll a 4 total 7

Red kobold - [draconic] Hey, jumpy-jump! why is you not guarding post!

>The green kobold stops dead in his tracks before noticing that you all cleared the halls frame...

Jumpy - [draconic] This one... eum.. want get more apples... guarding closed door very tiring, want good poison for pass time.

Red kobold - [draconic] If invade while you's lazy butt, all death you's fault!

Jumpy - [draconic] This one know, door never open, never invade. Be polite and calm grab-grab. And where be white scale? That one have many poison apple, she share.

Grab - [draconic] You's hurry and get back to door! *growls* white scale in white scale room as ever. you's watch out, white scale hate thief, she cuts and bites claws very impolite. if take good poison be seen and be polite.

Jumpy - [draconic] yes yes this one polite and quick to door.

>He scampers off past you and you follow quietly...

>_ _ _
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No. 733465 ID: c441c1

That was lucky I guess keep following him.
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No. 733467 ID: 7fb8bb
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733467

>you arrive at a open fork. there are barrels and crates stored here... it branches off to the left and right...

Jumpy - [draconic] by tail of tail that close. This one not want have kill kobold brother if not have to. Very impolite... eerrrmm... this one take good poison, makes less jumpy...

>He takes a hand full of putrid smelling apples and starts chowing down...

Jumpy - [draconic] mmm... th-that way, to white scale hidden place and green scale living place... over here... to training place and red scale living place and kings place... this place storage place... take what you like, but very polite and small okay okay?

>The crates are battered and molded but very well build... they have chelaxian branding all over them... some are even very new...

Jumpy - so... what path you's want take?

>_ _ _
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No. 733476 ID: 47160d

I would say lets look into whitescale, and look through the crates to see if there is anything of note
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No. 733489 ID: 211d83

Greyhawk everything whenever the chance arises.
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No. 733498 ID: d6fede

Um, are the apples actual poison, or are they just fermented? It would be very confusing if that word applied to both things, or do Kobolds actually eat poisons in this campaign world? Let's go check out this White Scale.
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No. 733517 ID: b7883c

Off we go to visit White Scale and discuss regicide.

>Um, are the apples actual poison, or are they just fermented? It would be very confusing if that word applied to both things
Presumably that's why they're "good poison".
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No. 733524 ID: b2d501

Oh cool, low roll worked in our favor.

Talk to Whitescale, plan an assault on the king.
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No. 733825 ID: 7fb8bb
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733825

>>733498
>>733517
Kelda - Um, are the apples actual poison, or are they just fermented?

Cid - they're fermented apples. kobolds and other vermin eat them to get drunk, as for the word "Good Poison". Kobolds have a somewhat limited dialect of their own language, think of kobold as the geto version of draconic... To them there's no distinction between venom, sickness or mold... it's all poison, but there's good poison and bad poison...

>>733489
>Greyhawk everything whenever the chance arises.

please elaborate...

>>733476
>look through the crates to see if there is anything of note

In some of the fresher crates you find preserved food. The crate has chelaxian branding and the dried fruits look rather tasty... you get the feeling these weren't bought legally... But that doesn't matter does it? You stuff your face with some try peach.

>>733524
>>733517
>>733498
>>733476
you head west towards where you're told you'd find her... as you carefully trot along the cavernous halls, you suddenly spot a short, fat, white kobold fiddling with a metal grate... she looks back at you for a moment awkwardly as if she was caught in a crime scene...
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No. 733826 ID: dfdb1e

Be as smooth as sandpaper.
"Hey baby! Heard you want to start a revolution."
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No. 733827 ID: 7fb8bb
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733827

She drops the rigging and quickly pulls out a gun.

White scale - Alright you fucking ass eating ape fucks!! Cock sucking shit lord! I'll fuck your dead corps! You wanna take me in alive!? You'll have to rip my arms off cause I'll kill your donkey asses nine times!! I'll rip out your heart and shit out your soul if you take one more fucking step you ass clown princes eating cock sucking fucks! you want my bounty that bad! fucking fight me bitches! One on one me Shit stains!!

>She fires her gun in your direction then reaches for a pouch that isn't there and runs away...

White scale - I'll fucking kill you, you just... fucking... wait there, I'll be back with more bullets!!

>_ _ _
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No. 733828 ID: d6fede

I think I like this one. One of us should go after her alone. It'll seem less like we're out to capture her if we don't send our full group to follow her. We should also move quickly, so we can try to talk her down before she has time to reload.
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No. 733831 ID: 7b4d07

>fires her gain in your direction
Was that a blank or did she really miss like a chump?

In any case, diplomacy for sure. Send our boldling in first to explain our point accompanied by one person.
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No. 733840 ID: 211d83

>>733825

Greyhawking is a old term referencing the old Greyhawk Dnd setting.

It's a quick way for players to tell there DM that they want to loot everything in the room including possibly furniture, rugs, parts of the walls, and any shiny looking cobblestones. Also dissecting any monsters for loot they might have swallowed along the way.

Basically "We want to loot everything regardless of use or value just in case".
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No. 733856 ID: b7883c

Ask if she wants to kill us more than she wants our help killing the king.
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No. 733881 ID: b2d501

I see she flaunts her "verbose mastery" of common language. She probably learned the tongues over a lifetime of managing mangled slaves.

You'd better speak in draconic, anything you say in common that isn't a swear has the potential to blow her off.

Grab her before she gets ammo, then give her the same offer you gave Jumpy.
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No. 733896 ID: d5966a

>>733828
Agreed.
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No. 733908 ID: f7a64f

Since she knows common, chase after her. Shout "Hey bitch, we ain't after your pathetic bounty, so pull your head out of your cunny and stop running."
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No. 733909 ID: 47160d

>>733908
...cunny...?
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No. 733914 ID: c441c1

>>733908
this wiithout the shouting.
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No. 733920 ID: da1652

>>733827
The only way we'll be able to catch up is running full-boat. The odds of being spotted at intersections are unknown, and possibly high..

We need to get away from the area. Guns are fucking loud and only an idiot would ignore the distinct sound.
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No. 733940 ID: 7fb8bb
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733940

>>733881
>>733831
>You'd better speak in draconic

Cid - I believe jumpy mentioned that she doesn't speak draconic...

>>733828
>>733896
>>733908
>>733914
>You chase after her on your own. Despite being fat for a kobold she runs just as quick, you chase her through a winding path and past a fork, keeping left as you follow her, thankfully no other bolds were on the path you took... you loose sight of her as she turns a corner, but as soon as you get around said corner, she's gone... you find yourself at the dead end of this corridor, but she's nowhere to be seen...

>_ _ _
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No. 733942 ID: 8ae26f

You'll need to check for hidden passages. Start with the wall on your left. I think I see some oddly shaped groves that could be a door just a bit ahead of you on that wall.
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No. 733946 ID: 5bf293

Definitely look for hidden doors. She couldn't have gone anywhere else besides a hidden passage.
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No. 733949 ID: 4a0bb2

There's definitely a rectangular shape in that wall, check it out for hidden passage
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No. 733951 ID: 7fb8bb
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733951

>>733942
>>733946
>>733949
You search for a hidden passage seeing as she couldn't just disappear, and find a matted tarp painted with dust and grime to match the stone walls. Behind it is a long and narrow passage.
You follow in despite being a tad too big and manage to push yourself through.
On the other side is a rather large room, bigger than most in this complex, most notably the ceiling is rather vaulted. There are containers and two tables spread out along the walls, most surfaces are cluttered with vials and bottles, you see a caged animal in the far east corner and in the center of the room is a small piles of crates and pillows. For a kobolds den, the room boasts a striking composition, for a kobolds den that is...
Amidst the pillow pile is the white scaled kobold, striking an arousing pose... You notice her weapon tossed aside on the far corner of the room, matched with her sudden nudity, she seems entirely defenseless... getting a good look at her, she's definitely the fattest kobold you've ever met, though all the kobolds you've ever met were skinny to the point of sickness... so what ever...

White scale - oh no wait! you found me... I-I'm sorry for what I said back there... I D-didn't mean it, really. I'm just so jumpy these days. I C-can't fight you I know, you're much too strong and smart~ I-I was trying to scare you, but I can tell you're in no way afraid of little old me... I know you're probably very angry about what I said, but please, let me apologize, don't take out your anger on me... surely there's some way you can forgive me~ let's just sit down, help yourself to a relaxing smoke and maybe we can come to an agreement? I... I must say... I'm so bad at lying... but, don't tell the others... being chased by someone as big as you... it's so scary, but exhilarating! That fear of being caught, being grabbed and taken against my will... It's too much for my little heart, but I almost wanted to get caught~ Still I can't escape you, and now you're here... so what are you going to do to me~?

>_ _ _
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No. 733954 ID: dfdb1e

Either every kobold have an extreme fetish for gnolls or this is a trap.
You are in the middle of enemy territory and she still believe you are hunting her. Before accepting her offer explain you heard about her local conflict and is interested in helping her take over.
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No. 733955 ID: 3fae9b

Obviously, we have to treat you for your horrible spinal injuries.

And then you're going on a diet, so that you can fit your fat behind into some pants!
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No. 733956 ID: ef642f

>>733954
My loins demand otherwise but I will second this! And then promptly ban myself from the thread until there is no long a nude kobold
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No. 733957 ID: 8ae26f

Can't tell yet if she's actually serious or trying to trick you. Can you see what she's doing with her left arm right now?
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No. 733958 ID: 4a0bb2

Sense motive!
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No. 733959 ID: c441c1

DO NOT get near the pink gas/liquid.
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No. 733960 ID: 271c63

I am immediately suspicious... I wouldn't trust her an eighth as far as we could throw her. Stay far enough away that she can't swipe at us with a knife or something and explain why we're actually here
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No. 733963 ID: eb959a

Engage penis
Let's handle this diplomatically, talk first then seal the deal with sex.
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No. 733965 ID: 7fb8bb

>>733958
Sense motive!
>Dm rolls a hidden die... You're quite sure she's telling the truth...
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No. 733972 ID: f562b1

>>733951
"I actually came her on request to assist you, so as fun as that sounds, I can only accept if you claim it will help you outside of ending what you thought was a hunt."
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No. 733974 ID: f562b1

>>733972
Wait, shouldn't there be a seduction/save roll, or are we playing by player's choice here?
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No. 733975 ID: b7883c

"Maybe we should do this after killing the king?"
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No. 733981 ID: dfdb1e

>>733975
Maybe we should do this again after killing the king.
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No. 733984 ID: 271c63

>>733974
Well in theory we'd only need to make one of the character likes the fairer sex. So far we've only shown actual interest in (what I can only assume is) a male Kobold
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No. 734006 ID: 7fb8bb
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734006

>>733957
Can you see what she's doing with her left arm right now?

>Her arm is tucked behind her back...

>>733960
>>733959
Stay far enough away that she can't swipe at us with a knife and DO NOT get near the pink gas/liquid.

>You keep a distance from her, showing no interest in approaching...

White scales - suit yourself miss gnoll~

>She pulls her hand out from behind her back and takes a long deep draw of the hookah, and exhales a pink smoke that smells like peaches...

>>733955
Kelda - Obviously, we have to treat you for your horrible spinal injuries.

White scales - *giggles* are you one of those stiffies who can't turn their shoulders ninety degrees? You need to be more limber~

>She Pulls her leg up higher than you'd expect possible given her weight...

White scales - brain and brawn isn't everything big lady~

Kelda - And then you're going on a diet, so that you can fit your fat behind into some pants!

White scales - Who needs pants~ *sucks deeply on the hookah's pipe* when skirts and dresses are so readily available~ *giggles* And I wouldn't dare live a life free of gluttony, if you call that living... Hehee I've already solved the riddle of alchemical health... mostly... why should I care about eating well~?

>>733954
>>733956
>>733963
>>733972
kelda - I actually came her on request to assist you, so as fun as that sounds, I can only accept if you claim it will help you outside of ending what you thought was a hunt.

White scales - Assist me? you mean you're not here to claim my 12,000 gold bounty? Hmmnn well that sounds unlikely~ given I'm all out of friends...

kelda - We heard about the local conflict and are interested in helping you take over.

White scales - local conflict? You mean the boldlings? Heh... I'm not interested in their plight at all... They kill and hate amongst each other as much as they do the humans from the surface. I've never met a kobold in my life, I'd hate to lead them... Oh don't give me that look, to meet someone you must at least talk to them, I've never spoken a word of draconic and never met a kobold who spoke common. To me they're like rats~ Still it's not their fault, raised as monster by monsters to raise their young the same... it's a ruinous cycle, but to slay a culture, is an unforgivable act... so monsters they remain... I pity them so...

>She looks at you sideways...

White scales - Sure you don't want some, you big stress buns~?

>_ _ _
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No. 734007 ID: ef642f

...god I want to go with her, but ask if we could convince her to assist us. She seems like she could be useful to have around.
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No. 734012 ID: 5bf293

I'm still getting the feeling that getting much closer to her will be good for our health... She's clearly not stupid.
Ask her if she'll at least help us leave so we can finish our bid for freedom.
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No. 734013 ID: 5bf293

>>734012
*will NOT be good for our health.
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No. 734022 ID: dfdb1e

Our source wasn't exactly the most reliable. Is she really interested in killing the king? If not to take over, why? And since it's common knowledge among the locals, why does he tolerate her?
The revolution plan is still valid, isn't it? I don't know why she isn't interesting in having a bunch of green scale minions, but since we can't put a smart person in charge we will need to trust the green scales to be reasonable after gaining power. If everything work well we could put horny guy in charge, but that would mean we can't take him with us.
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No. 734028 ID: c441c1

Okay now that she has proven that what is in the Hooka is not sleeping gas we should take it on right of being an adventurer/Hero, and save it for later.
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No. 734031 ID: f562b1

>White scales - Sure you don't want some, you big stress buns~?
Well, she's still offering.
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No. 734046 ID: ef8af1

>>734006
Sure why not, she doesn't seem interested in helping yet but she does seem to want this - endickening mode engaged.
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No. 734048 ID: bb4a84

Might as well bone her. S'probably harmless enough.
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No. 734049 ID: 4a0bb2

Cool it's not poison and our sense motive says we trust her, sit down with her in the pillows and have some peach, hookah that is! So, who are you?
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No. 734052 ID: 271c63

>>734049
And furthermore, why don't you speak draconic like the others?
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No. 734059 ID: 91ee5f

So, is she fat as a side effect of her alchemy? Also, what is the secret to alchemical health? It's what she's smoking, isn't it?

So, Prince, are you that desperate for me to RP a sex scene with you?
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No. 734061 ID: 17e196

>>734059
Actually that's a good point I fogot. Seriously ask prince about that, that's twice in like twenty mi utes
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No. 734070 ID: f7a64f

oh fuck it, since we know she's gonna stick with a knife if we get close, lets punish her for this transparent ploy. Grapple! Grab her arms, drag her away from the pillow pile, and then if she hasn't already gone nuts on you or pulled something out of her ass, give her a proper gnoll berserker dicking. Since she mentioned alchemy, assume everything is drugged or poison.

Or we could just forego sex and tell her to help us kill the gobbo king, in exchange for a share of that sweet sweet treasure. She could buy a lot of gluttony for some of that cash.
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No. 734071 ID: 3740b1

>>734070
That works on all fronts. We're ready in case it is a trick, if it's not she already said she was excited by the idea of us having our way with her, and if that wasn't genuine we at least get our girl rocks off after how long in captivity. Not going all hard-dickin zerker gnoll would be out of character at this point.
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No. 734073 ID: d1fde2

Look, I don't know why the kobold out in the hall thinks you could help us, but if you hadn't mentioned the bounty, we wouldn't know a thing about it, since we just escaped custody ourselves. For us to claim your bounty, YOU would have to tell us who to turn you in to, and then we would have to convince them not to arrest US too.
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No. 734081 ID: b7883c

You don't want to kill the kobold king then? I hear regicide is fun and profitable.
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No. 734090 ID: b2d501

I'm calling her out on the bounty. She has too much skill as an alchemist and lives in the middle of nowhere. Her bounty's probably spread across two hundred different one-time aliases.

As for the kobolds, did they steal White Scale's tech or did they invent this stuff? Either way, we're not comfortable with leaving a ganger colony with guns. Down the king, or disarm the colony, and White scale gets the treasures she wants to experiment on. You've got a means for your final payday, so every other reward you receive is a means for that end.
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No. 734118 ID: 7fb8bb

Way I see the votes...
stay away = 1
Smoke = 3
Sex = 3
Attack = 2
the usual rule is first to 5 or most votes, but smoking and fucking kinda fill similar shoes...
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No. 734119 ID: 7fb8bb
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734119

>>734031
>>734046
>>734048
endickening mode engaged.

Kelda - Well, since you're still offering~

>You swing your hips and drop your loin cloth, exposing your luscious pseudophallus.

>>734028
>>734049
>>734031
have some peach, hookah that is!

>You sit down next to her, casually dropping your hefty cock on her lap, she bites her lip in excitement... You accept her pipe and draw deep from it, taking in the lush peach taste, It goes down smooth~

>>734059
Aalos - So, Prince, are you that desperate for me to RP a sex scene with you?

Prince - Well you seemed like you wanted to, and the pieces fit~

Kelda - So, is she fat as a side effect of your alchemy?

White scales - Nah, my love handles are a side effect of my mythril waffle iron~

Kelda - Also, what is the secret to alchemical health?

White scales - My secret recipe is a mutagenic ampule, by taking it regularly it mutates my internals to optimise and stabilizes my body, I may look out of shape, but I'm as limber and healthy as a yogi master~ plus when I double the dose I buff out like a beast, I could probably wrestle you to the ground~

Kelda - It's what we're smoking, isn't it?

White scales - Heh I wish it tasted this good~ Nah this is just tobacco with dried peach and flavor enhancers...

>She takes a very long drag and blows kisses it into your mouth, you try the same thing, but she giggles and puts her finger on your mouth, causing you to caught frantically... she giggles some more...

Kelda - So, who are you?

White scales - My name's Wyssal Trixie Bounce II, but you already know that don't you~?

Kelda - why don't you speak draconic like the others?

Trixie - well I was adopted and raised by halflings up in daggermark, but you knew that to didn't you, you probably recognized my accent~ I can tell that you're from Qadira from yours... You see, my father had a bet with his brother that a monster like me would grow up evil no matter what, but father claimed that our nature is not based on your birth but your childhood and I was raised to be pleasant and to love~
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No. 734120 ID: 7fb8bb
File 146786389654.jpg - (170.17KB , 1000x618 , getting tricked 1 on 2.jpg )
734120

>>734073
>>734090
Kelda - Look, I don't know why the kobold out in the hall thinks you could help us, but if you hadn't mentioned the bounty, we wouldn't know a thing about it, since we just escaped custody ourselves. For us to claim your bounty, YOU would have to tell us who to turn you in to, and then we would have to convince them not to arrest US too. besides t that price it's bounty's probably spread across two hundred different one-time aliases.

Trixie - not half wrong... I've been falsely accused of murder for two major scholar, a priestess and a leader of the daggermark poisoners... I didn't do it of course, It's all just really bad luck that made me look guilty, I don't blame them though, I would think the same in their shoes...

>>734081
>>734007
Kelda - You don't want to kill the kobold king then? I hear regicide is fun and profitable.

Trixie - Nah, I don't need him dead and he doesn't have any beef with me... I think... I've never spoken to him, we have an unspoken agreement...

>>734007
Kelda - Don't suppose you would convince assisting us. You seem like you could be useful to have around~

Trixie - Gee... I really would love to come with you guys... A life of adventure again sounds fun~ But sadly I think our little game of who trusts who is nearly over~
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No. 734121 ID: 7fb8bb
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734121

Trixie - You know it's a real shame... I actually would love to come with you and be an adventurer again Mmnn and I almost want to hop on your juicy love meat~ But sadly you lie and almost got my hopes up... You'll never get my bounty now head hunter~

>You roll fortitude of 6 total 10... You feel really good and woozy, everything is spinning and you see double...

you take 2 wisdom damage!

>Trixie downs a bottle of blue liquid...

Trixie - hehee good thing I'm tolerant to that poison~ I was starting to feel it just now... hehee but you're getting the full effects aren't you? *giggles* ohh what's wrong, Is my big puppy dizzy~?

>She jerks you off as the rooms spins faster and faster...

Trixie - don't worry big puppy, Just let it all go~

>_ _ _
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No. 734122 ID: 2eb506

God damn it, what set her off? Well she seems useful so I vote we don't attack her or anything but... well try to get far enough away the poison doesn't get us.
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No. 734123 ID: c441c1

Can we rage to take the bottle and drown it, to make a lot of noise to get everyone else in here, or just to knock her down. If not with our last breath just say "Goddammit I am not a bounty hunter!"
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No. 734124 ID: 4a0bb2

Quickly slide two fingers all the way up her cunny and whisper: I'm not lying, I want you in my life, little dragon.
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No. 734125 ID: 2eb506

>>734124
Alright this wins lets do this
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No. 734127 ID: 7b4d07

As a main barbarian player I have only one thing to say: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

"I am NOT a bounty hunter, I am NOT here to kill you... I am here to FUCK YOOOOOUUU!" and then proceed to dominate that fat white ass. She enjoyed the hunt earlier, let's enjoy a prey/predator relationship and show her why Gnolls are higher than Bolds on the challenge rating table.
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No. 734129 ID: 3a881a

Angrysex engage!
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No. 734138 ID: b7883c

Rage, both as the class mechanic (con bonus should at least by some time) and in character. If there is any antidote left grab that, otherwise grab her. Either way, shout in her face "YOU THINK IF I WANTED YOUR HEAD I'D LIE ABOUT IT LIKE SOME PRIDELESS COWARD INSTEAD OF KICKING DOWN THE DOOR WITH MY TEAM TO STOMP YOUR FAT ASS? WE CAN RESOLVE THIS LIKE SANE PEOPLE OR YOU CAN CONTINUE BEING A PARANOID SHIT, BUT DON'T THINK YOU CAN KILL ME QUIETLY OR PEACEFULLY ENOUGH FOR MY TEAM NOT TO HEAR IT AND COME FINISH OFF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOU."
(So, Rage and roll to intimidate.)

>Quickly slide two fingers all the way up her cunny and whisper: I'm not lying, I want you in my life, little dragon.
We're a barbarian(/sorcerer), not a bard.
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No. 734156 ID: c441c1

So really the only way this can end at this point is with RAGE!
https://youtu.be/pRvmh7Mqb2k?t=1m44s
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No. 734174 ID: 4854ef

>>734138
This!
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No. 734183 ID: b2d501

Yeah, funny thing about wisdom damage, douche8!+(# Trixie:

Kelda, please TEAR OUT HER BABIES AND BRINE THE @#$%ERS! TEAR OUT HER BABIES!!! Thank you.

Never play with a wounded hyena, 8!+(#.
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No. 734187 ID: 6ebca4

>>734121
We could play smart here, but i think we should play the character and go full rage and property damage mode.
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No. 734191 ID: 7fb8bb
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Prince - I'm gonna cut you some slack, and tell you that attacking her causes your character to die... I'd rather you not perish this early~

>>734124
>>734125
>you push her legs apart and slide your hand down to her lizard folds, pushing two fingers deep in, her juicy wet meat wraps around your digits soaking your fingers~

Trixie - oohh my~! Still got some life in yah sweet pup?

>She arches back and moans as her claw pushes your hand deeper...

Kelda - I'm not lying, I want you in my life, little dragon.

>You manage to shudder out as everything's getting worse, barely able to focus on her...

Trixie - Mmnnn You know, I'm starting to believe you~ *giggle* if you wake up, we'll have another chat~ Show me how strong you are big puppy~

>>734127
>>734129
I'm not lying, I want you in my life, little dragon.

>you pulls your fingers out and feel your blood pumping hard! This are clear now, focused, you're throbbing!

Trixie - Eep!

>You spread her legs and mount, Pushing yourself in with a single thrust!

Trixie - oh god yes~!
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No. 734193 ID: 7fb8bb
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>And then black... You take 3 wisdom damage...

Trixie - oohhhh... such an exotic creature... you're cold as ice, but so alive~ Mmnnnn I'd like you to live~
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No. 734196 ID: b2d501

I wonder how much she bloated from that.

Either way, her center of mass is located around her vagina. Pull her up, spin her around, and jump. Let your weight crush her spine, she can take it.
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No. 734199 ID: 7fb8bb
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Trixie - now now... I know this looks bad, but it's all a misunderstanding... just like all those other times, all terrible misunderstanding!

Cid - you shot at us.

Trixie - it was a warning shot, I also told you not attack me.

Edrukk - and our friend, she's lying dead on your floor!

Trixie - nonono she's not dead, she's just in a coma.

cid - Yeah and you'll pay for it!

Trixie - look it's not as bad as it seems, we sat here, and smoked a bit, and we talked things out, and she got a bit frisky, in the heat of the moment we misunderstood each other... and.. she... took a drug of mine... a poison.

Cid - yah you poisoned her.

Trixie - You don't understand, I wasn't my intent to poison her, she said you weren't head hunters, that you wanted to get out of here and kill the kobold king. I hate that guy, I'll help you out. she said we could travel together~

Edrukk - well you ruined that dream!

Trixie - no no no. I can fix this, I fed her an antidote, and I'll try to heal her. I'll make it better, I promise.

Edrukk - If you don't save her, you'll die. Understood?

Trixie - I'll fix all this, I'll make it better, I will. It'll... Take a few days, but... the kobolds, they never come in here, and I can make sure they don't... You'll stay here, and keep an eye on me. Make sure I don't do anything fishy~

Cid - You're absolutely right we will!

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Edrukk - hey Oxcutter... she's really trying to keep you alive. I'm starting to think she might be legit~ I'm talking to a corps... get better soon okay kiddo? I don't wanna have to kill her.
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No. 734204 ID: c441c1

Since we were raging when she knocked us out who wants to wake up and start tearing the shit out of this room I saw a nice cage that looked like it deserves to be tore asunder.
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No. 734206 ID: 7fb8bb
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Trixie - all your signs are nominal, heat's... so hard to tell... oh my... hehee, she must be having a good dream~ Mnnn... I shouldn't... Hey, are you two sleeping? ... oohh so cold... so squishy yet so firm... Maybe just a little... *giggle*
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Cid - I can't tell if you're getting any better, it's been two days... she says you're almost awake, but I don't trust her... hhmm... get well soon okay? We need your might.
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No. 734209 ID: b2d501

Scratch what I said earlier.

Stuff a clay pot in her mouth and use your strongest haymaker.

Fill the pot with hot sauce and kobold manure.
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No. 734211 ID: c441c1

>>734209
We were already told that would end in death so we shouldnt hit her directly
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No. 734212 ID: 7fb8bb
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Trixie - oohh god~oh by iomedae's throbbing cock, so... mmnnn! I... I... I could get addicted to this~ Mmnn... Something magical about that cold blood of yours big puppy~ Mnnn such a big puppy... So cold... so.. enthralling~ Wh-what?! N-n-nothing! J-just.. taking vital signs... y-yeah I'm sitting on her lap. She's a big girl, she's soft too, I might sleep here with her. You're hogging all my pillows after all, I'll just use her big pillows~. Go back to sleep, you're seeing gibberish~ ... MMnnn... oh god... it's all... ooohh... Oow... Mmmnnn... ouch...
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No. 734214 ID: 7fb8bb
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Edrukk - *sigh* she says you're almost ready to wake up... oughta be tonight she recons... you'd better wake up soon... Last night, some kobolds almost found us... she hid us under some drapes, and shooed them away with her gun... I didn't even know she had it on her... I was certain one of us had it... Get well soon sweet pup, we need your strength...

=Chapter End=
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No. 734217 ID: 91ee5f

>>734214
I wouldn't be surprised if she had that gun hidden in the folds of her fat! XD
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No. 734246 ID: 3740b1

Dang, was hoping some of those pics might just be very low brightness "hidden" images like in a recent fuzzy rough love thread. Ah well maybe down the road we'll actually be awake for the chubold's "healing" efforts.
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No. 734250 ID: 7b4d07

>>734191
>Prince - I'm gonna cut you some slack, and tell you that attacking her causes your character to die... I'd rather you not perish this early~

You are a shitty DM, Prince! I don't know how that last part would have went, but Trixie should at least have a bent horn and a black eye for her troubles.

Still! Well done mate, nice game. Round up XP, count loot and shoot us out the door, you magnificent prick.
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No. 734267 ID: 557786

Well that was like the quickest thread end ever
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No. 734320 ID: ccbcd2

I'd call this more an epilogue really. That's what it feels like anyway.
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No. 734440 ID: 52f347

>>734250
Might have meant she wouldn't give the antidote if we attacked. "The poison will kill you if you lose what little trust she has for you. "
>>734267
Might have another chapter in this same thread. It was a chapter end, not thread end.
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No. 734450 ID: d1fde2

man, once upon a time when a thread hit like 500 posts, it was time to shut it down because the website would have trouble loading it.
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No. 734483 ID: 7fb8bb

>>734440
more along the lines of, you'll die if you don't make her want to save you

And I might start a chapter in this thread I might not... What do you all think?
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No. 734490 ID: 7b4d07

>>734483
>>734440
Not saying that isn't a reasonable and justified storyline conclusion, just that as a DM you are not really writing a story. The players have to have as much agency over what happens than you do (speaking as a foreverGM), but I admit the story itself is better served this way.

In an actual tabletop I would have given them much more room to wiggle out of these situations, but since Trix Tubbs is going to be a DMpc she also has some level of agency so I don't frown too much at it. [/annoying DM nitpicker mode]

As for just keep going here I say do it. No need to push older threads down the drain (I sometimes go fishing down there...). Would it be better to start with a lunch-break among the players instead of just picking up the game where we left?
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No. 734491 ID: 3740b1

Personally I'd like to see the game continue. I'm more curious about what's going on with Kelda than the real world stuff. I'd rather switch to that at a point where something happens in ooc dialogue that makes it a must.
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No. 734505 ID: 09e175

>>734491
Seconded
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No. 734532 ID: c441c1

>>734490
I agree that a lunch break would probebly be best at this point. This honestly seems like a session end point so a short break would be best.

We could also have Aalos(or whatever the name was) try cooking.
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No. 734533 ID: 77f422

>>734490
Since this is a story inside a story, this coould also intentionally apply to Cid.
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No. 734544 ID: 91ee5f

I think we could start the next chapter with Aalos looking all sad and saying how he's sorry that he's slowed down the game for the other players and maybe it'd be better if he didn't play anymore. Then we can insert the obligatory "it's ok, we don't mind waiting for you" answer from the other players and them telling Aalos that he'll get better or something like that.
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No. 735351 ID: 7fb8bb
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~Welcome back, The madness continues in Rise of the Vile bloods~
Chapter 2 - "Give me the gun, fight through the dark and win!!"

as always, this quest runs on pathfinder, you can find all the rules at http://www.d20pfsrd.com/
And we're running with the following rules...
-Common place guns - While still expensive and tricky to wield, early firearms are readily available. Instead of requiring the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat, all firearms are martial weapons. Early firearms and their ammunition cost 25% of the amounts listed in this book, but advanced firearms and their ammunition are still rare and cost the full price to purchase or craft.
-Rags to riches - You begin with no equipment, in a world rich in wealth, for better or for worst.
-High fantasy stats - You begin play with 25 stat points in the buy point system.
-Medium exp speed - You level up at a slower rate.
-Piecemeal armor - instead of full suits of armor you posses pieces of armor that cover the limbs and body.
-Hero points - Hero points can save the day if you have them.
-Scaling magic items - some items power is based on your inherit power.
-And a few more I haven't yet told you about (surprises are fun right?)

Let's get back to it, shall we~?
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-Overture-
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>you wake up in a cold sweat... your ears ringing... the words: "Run run run... We'll find you... Fun fun fun... We'll bind you... Run for our fun..." echo in your dream and haunt you as you wake...

Trixie - *snore*

>The tiny creature is sleeping on your chest... it's however alerted to your consciousness and wakes up, looking at you groggily.

Trixie - oh... you're awake~

Edrukk - Kelda's awake?

Cid - oh thank you god, Kelda you're alive!

Trixie - Good to see you made it~

Edrukk - Hey kelda, you all there, how many fingers am I holding up?

you? - why are you calling me that?

Cid - what do you mean?

Edrukk - yeah, your name is Kelda right?

Trixie - Are you... alright?

Edrukk - Kelda?

Cid - you're looking kinda shocked Kelda...

You? - Stop calling me that! I'm Heldalel. Heldalel!

Edrukk - Heldalel? That's not what you said your name was.

Cid - besides, that's an elven name, and you're a gnoll.

Heldalel? - I Am Not A Gnoll!
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No. 735355 ID: 7fb8bb
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>Heldalel rushes to his clawed feet.

Heldalel? - I am Heldalel the prince of elves! Stop calling me Kelda the gnoll!

Cid - Kelda calm down, you're worrying me...

Heldalel? - I was turned into a kobold, but I'm an elf! I told you all on the boat! What's wrong with you? Tr-trixie, dearest... You're not crazy right? You know me right?

Trixie - ye-yeah yeah... You're... Heldalel... the kobold elf prince...

Edrukk - Kelda oxcutter, you're not well, just relax and we'll help you.

>The kobold grabs Trixie and a kelda's weapon, brandishing it defensively.

Heldalel? - Stay away from me! You've all gone mad!

Cid -wow, put the katana down kelda!

Heldalel? - You don't even know what you're seeing, you're insane! This is clearly a rapier!!

Trixie - Heldalel, my dear, please calm down... I'll talk to them, I'm very good with crazy people~

Heldalel? - no, stay with me, I would never forgive myself if they hurt you...

Trixie - Helly~ You're right here and they're our friends... somethings wrong, we need to help them~
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No. 735356 ID: 7fb8bb
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>Trixie takes the two aside and talks to them quietly...

Edrukk - just what is going on here?

Trixie - Okay I've seen this before, I think she might be having a fit of multiple personality disorder... I've seen a friend back in dagger mark have a similar reaction.

Cid - what caused it?

Trixie - probably the poison, it's possible that it caused some brain damage when it overpowered her will and through her into a coma...

Edrukk - your poison caused her brain damage?!

Trixie - y-ye-maybe! But I can fix it!

Edrukk -you've done enough fixing!

Trixie - Li-listen! I can fix this, but it'll take a few weeks, maybe months! but for now we need-
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Edrukk - You're forgetting what I told you kobold!! You broke my friend! I'm gonna strangle the life out of you!

Trixie - I... Know how... fix...

Edrukk - and you'll cause a new problem! Fix fix fix! You're fixers are all the same!
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No. 735358 ID: 7fb8bb
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>Heldalel's long blade slides along Trixies shoulder and lines up with Edrukk's nose...

Heldalel - You're my friend Edrukk, one of my only... There's a lot I can let a friend like you get away with... But hurting my princess is not one of them...

Trixie - Prin-cess?

Edrukk - Don't you dare point your weapon at me Kelda!

Heldalel - Put her down Edrukk, nice and slow... I don't want to have to put you out of your misery...
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>Edrukk puts her down and walks away growling, Cid throws his hands up and walks away as well... Trixie brings Heldalel to an opposed corner, close to a mirror...

Heldalel - Are you alright my sweet?

Trixie - y-yeah... I'm fine...

Heldalel - they're not well...

Trixie - Yeah... them... I... I need to talk to them more.

Heldalel - No! They're dangerous...

Trixie - we need to help them, they're our friends...

Heldalel - *sigh* I need to make sure you're safe, first and foremost...

Trixie - I know you do... but trust me... I've seen this before, a friend of mine back in dagger mark had something similar. We need to talk to them about it, and calmly... they need friends now...

Heldalel - Fine... Let's all be calm... Hear that?!

Edrukk - yeah yeah... calm...
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>The white and silver dragons walk to the dwarf and tiefling...

Trixie - okay, we're all calm... Let's get this resolved...

Edrukk - Indeed, tell it as it is Trixie~

Trixie - yes exactly~ Edrukk, cid... You've come down with amnesia! *WINK*

Edrukk - *sigh*

Cid - Seriously?

Trixie - yes! Clearly if you can't remember Heldalel~

Heldalel - Oh my... You have amnesia?

Cid - N-

Edrukk - yeah... we... *Sigh* can't remember you...

Heldalel - Oh... I... I'm sorry... I shouldn't of yelled at you... my apologies...

Trixie - It's okay, you didn't know... But like I said, my friend in daggermark had a similar condition and they need your help to fix it~

Heldalel - how can I help?

Trixie - they need you to jog they're memory... please retell them everything they know about you~

Heldalel - well, I was turned into a kobold by my half brother, who wanted the throne as father was soon to die. I was framed for my own murder and tossed on the hell knight's boat... That's where we met, remember? then that Narsious guy helped us off and we escaped. we fell in a pit and swam to this cave, then Narsious died and we met a green kobold and a spider, then we found Trixie... As soon as our eyes meet, I knew it was love~ It is, after all, how a prince and a princess are supposed to meet. eyes lock across a hall, dire straights and forbidden romance, *finger snap* love at first sight, just like a fairy tale~

Cid - this is stupid...

Edrukk - okay I'm starting to remember now...

Cid - really now?

Edrukk - yeah, and so should you...

Trixie - good, see? I'll fix everything... Just... give me time...
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No. 735361 ID: 7fb8bb
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Prince - so yeah, you've got an insanity now~ you can read about it in the masters guide. or on this page...

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/afflictions/madness

Prince - your personality disorder has a DC of 12 and reacts every time you wake up from at least six hours sleep. you can get rid of it over time, but it requires a lot of Will... If you can't roleplay Heldalel, he can just be an npc that you control~ Oh and don't worry, Kelda isn't gone. She's just not around right now... They both refuse to acknowledge each other and make up their own versions of what happened~

Varonos - I'm glad you didn't spring that on me, I'd have the hardest time playing like that...

Doukissa - this is gonna be so weird~

>You stomach makes a noise like bending metal...

Prince - hmm... getting late?

Doukissa - let's get the pizza ready before it's too late~ Aalos, Wanna help me with the pizza or maybe you have some questions about monsters?

Prince - I'm very cultured, I can answer your questions~

>_ _ _
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No. 735367 ID: 91ee5f

So, if Heldalel looks in a mirror and sees Kelda, how would he react? Also, what if they both do acknowledge each other sometime in the future, what would happen then? If Heldalel has lots of Will, would he accidentally get rid of Kelda?

Also, good job on thinking all of this up on the fly like this! Have you done something like this before? Also, since this is my first game I have to ask, am I doing a good job? I didn't mess anything up for everyone else, did I?
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No. 735376 ID: d1fde2

>>735367
>So, if Heldalel looks in a mirror and sees Kelda, how would he react?
Heldalel looked at Kelda's katana and saw his rapier. I don't think his visual input is running in a straight line to the brain.
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No. 735390 ID: 47160d

I-is Prince flirting with us?
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No. 735391 ID: 9ebe9d

olay sure, does Elrond have his own class and stats? That would be awesome having to juggle two characters.
Also since we're force shipped with trixie two face go ahead and casually grab her butt at all times when ever possible.
Either way, go help Doukissa, but first, prince, what is the current level of robotic technology, excluding myself?
Then follow Doukissas deer ass, inspect her butt, how does her tail interact with her pants?
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No. 735394 ID: 4854ef

Pizza! Food's of the gods.. Though we would like a bit of something a bit healthy alongside it, don't want to discover what happens when you overfeed this robot body with grease

Though it's unusual that our stomach sounds like bent metal, should our model not include something that wouldn't sound so.. distressing to outside humanoids?

Also Prince, you certainly seem well versed in all this! This is quite clever a mental disorder, almost like you've done it to someone else before maybe?

Though I wonder about sleeping only five hours, would that cause problems for our character if we only slept that little, despite avoiding the insanity check.
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No. 735439 ID: f562b1

>>735390
I doubt it. Seems more like he's fond of explaining these things.
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No. 735442 ID: f94c67

Probebly good to know what kind of person this personality is. What class, backstory, and other things that might affect how we would play him.
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No. 735448 ID: f94c67

Also under what circumstances would he kill?
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No. 735659 ID: 7fb8bb
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>>735367
Aalos - So, if Heldalel looks in a mirror and sees Kelda, how would he react?

Prince - If Heldalel looks into a mirror he sees a handsome silver kobold, though not his true glorious elven form, he's still a sight to behold, how could anyone resist those deep blue eyes long tail and dashing fins~

Aalos - Also, what if they both do acknowledge each other sometime in the future, what would happen then? If Heldalel has lots of Will, would he accidentally get rid of Kelda?

Prince - Indeed, Heldalel could crush Kelda and become the true mind, but only if you end up enjoying his ego more than Keldas.

Also, good job on thinking all of this up on the fly like this! Have you done something like this before? Also, since this is my first game I have to ask, am I doing a good job? I didn't mess anything up for everyone else, did I?

Prince - Yeah you're doing a good job lil guy~ And naw I just kinda came up with this on the fly... Heh, I'm good at making characters on the drop of a dime.

>>735391
Aalos - okay sure, does Elrond have his own class and stats? That would be awesome having to juggle two characters.

Prince - Naw, both characters have the same class and level. You're not a vigilante after all~

Also since we're force shipped with trixie two face go ahead and casually grab her butt at all times when ever possible.

>Noted

Aalos - prince, what is the current level of robotic technology, excluding myself?

Prince - Well Bishbosh Dynamics is the leading party in robotic design, they've recently made a cool robot that can pick up a glass and put it back down, it's really impressive!! Oh could you make me a new cup of tea, earl grey please~

>he hands you a delicate china tea cup... You easily hold it.

Prince - oh! Doukissa could you show Your robot friend to make London fog? ... since you want to learn to cook~

>>735394
Aalos - I wonder about sleeping only five hours, would that cause problems for our character if we only slept that little, despite avoiding the insanity check.

Prince - For game purposes it doesn't work... if you don't sleep at least six hours you don't count as rested, for better or for worst. If you don't sleep you don't heal damage, get your sleeps for the day and you can incur maluses if you don't sleep... So yeah, you can avoid sleep problems, but it comes at a price...

>>735442
Aalos - Probably good to know what kind of person this personality is. What class, backstory, and other things that might affect how we would play him. Also under what circumstances would he kill?

Prince - Somewhat pompous, very very confident, and a tad racists against most races. Doesn't hate any race, but all dwarfs are greedy all gnomes are crazy stuff like that... He's very much aware that he's royalty... He eum... backstory... He's a confident swordsman, though he was taught to be graceful in combat, he learned to use his unbridled anger as a weapon. He likes yelling, it makes him feel important, and powerful... Though he was taught about commerce and diplomacy, he always preferred the direct approach to most things, if he want's something, belongings, food, weapons, women, he takes it, by force if need be... Though he does take a guilty pleasure to killing he doesn't do it by choice. He wont hesitate to kill if he needs too, especially to protect those he cares about. He won't kill for something he wants, but will for something he needs...
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>>735391
>>735394
You follow Doukissas deer ass.

>Inspect her butt, how does her tail interact with her pants?

You look at Doukissa's rump and see that there's a second button fly split that lets her tail out...

Doukissa - So it's not much to teach as far as cooking goes... but it's a good start~ Frozen pizza, pre heat up to 450 and bake for 15 to 20 minutes... since we'll be making two let's opt for 20... So, think you can handle it? I'll walk you through the steps if need be and while it bakes I'll teach you to brew coffee, tea and even latte for the London fog~

Aalos - We would like a bit of something a bit healthy alongside it, don't want to discover what happens when you overfeed this robot body with grease

Doukissa - Fair... We could easily chop up some vegetables as a side dish, I think we have some hummus laying around in the fridge...

>Try to do it by yourself.
>require help due to size.
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No. 735691 ID: 4854ef

Grab chair/stool, pull to bar and attempt cooking, I'm sure we can handle something like a little bit of climbing. We are a strong independent bold who don't need no fleshie!...

Nah just kidding, try and do the work but if things become awkward ask for help. Start with preheating the oven and setting out the ingredients for everything.
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No. 735698 ID: f562b1

>require help due to size.
Well since it is our first time cooking, a little bit of help would probably be a good idea anyways. Simple lifting shouldn't be a problem, but reaching may be difficult, so for anything out of reach, yeah.
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No. 735706 ID: 91ee5f

Awkwardly get caught looking at her butt and say, "Sorry! I just can't help but notice that you're wearing your pants backwards." (Which will make us look totally innocent to her and not perverted because this is our first time seeing pants for fawns.)

And then require help due to size.
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No. 736437 ID: f46aa6

>>735660
Yeah we need help getting up to the counters let alone cooking. Ask for a ladder then admire the scenery. And by scenery I mean ass.
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No. 736775 ID: c7afa3

>>735706
Turn off the safety on our robo cock and get an awkward bonner. Cover up and look ashamed.
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No. 736781 ID: ddcffb

>>736775

Please, sir.

It's "roboner".
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No. 736831 ID: c441c1

>>736775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMNxvj0Avw
I believe this is relevant to our current interests.
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No. 736860 ID: c441c1

>>736831
wait crap wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYQtbz_pPg
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No. 736939 ID: 9266ce

You really like your links don't you IAMPANKANK? Even though you seem to be having a bit of a shit time with them.
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No. 736940 ID: c441c1

>>736939
yep. I have a vast reference library that I consult occasionally but since I am new to the site I haven't quite figured out how to use all the tools at my disposal. Also I have far to many tabs open at once and get them confused quite often.
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No. 737010 ID: 7fb8bb
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>>736775
Turn off the safety on our robo cock
>You activate your 1stfall...

BOOTING// 1stfall ADVANCED Genitalia Written and coded by -006-"LoveMachine"- .>>Docking nerval splines... DOCKED .>>Regulating Viscal fluids... REGULATED .>>Loading presets... NO FILE DETECTED .>>Creating new Save File... FILE CREATED .>>Booting 1stfall External Drivers... BOOTED .>>Waking up Eve... Giving her some coffee... Going commando... Slapping butt for good luck... Say Hello Eve

>A small sprite pops up on your hud...

Eve - Hello... TG007 designation Aalos. I am the autonomous context reactive intelligence that governs your reproductive organs~ or Eve for short, think of me as you conscience... Your guilty Conscience~

get an awkward roboner.

Eve - Oopsy~Daisy You've incurred an Erectile Dysfunction. I'll run a trouble shoot to scan for the problem... Got it~ You didn't calibrate your junk, you naughty boy~ Without a default setting you cannot become erect. Before we jump to that let's set up a few things. Allow me to ask you a few pertinent questions... Should I be formal or casual in my speech patterns?.. Between blue, green and red, what is your preferred color?.. Do you consider yourself, mostly into men, mostly into women, or balanced between the two?.. What should I call you?.. Would you be more comfortable in another language than English?.. All and more of these settings can be adjusted in the options menu at a later date~ I've noticed you're having a conversation, please note that real conversations are much slower than mental ones~

>_ _ _
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No. 737012 ID: 595d54

Green, women, English is fine.
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No. 737013 ID: 4854ef

..Do we have anymore reactive conscious? And why is one in charge down there? Where's that owners manual...

But yeah Green, English, Casual, Aalos, and.. Both probably? Unknown capability.
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No. 737014 ID: c441c1

Casual, blue, both because research and nothing else (<_<) (>_>)
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No. 737016 ID: 47160d

Casual, blue, balenced
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No. 737017 ID: 9266ce

Why does our dick have its own mind?

Casual
Light blue, it matches our ocular Apertures Science
We are perfectly Balanced
And you can call us Aalos, boss or big man
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No. 737058 ID: f562b1

>Allow me to ask you a few pertinent questions...
Casual speech is fine. Green for color, a bit more into women but it's not a huge imbalance. 60-40 maybe.
Name's Aalos, and English will do perfectly.
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No. 737066 ID: 256a0c

Green and casual please, I figure you should choose what our dick likes? It's not a choice in real life.
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No. 737077 ID: 7fb8bb
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737077

Designation... Master Big-Boss Aalos Eve Setting... Casual Preferred Color... Green Preferred Gender... Both Saving Settings... Settings saved

Eve - All set up, Thank you sir~ *giggle* no wonder we'd Spring a roboner with that plump junk at face level. Count yourself lucky I only control your cock~Rawr

>>737013
>>737017
Aalos - Why does our dick have its own mind?

Eve - Administrator was told that male genitals have a mind of their own, so they asked love machine to program me in hopes of simulating "the genitals mind"

Aalos - Do we have anymore reactive conscious?

Eve - Not that I know of, but you never know with patches and updates...

Aalos - Where's that owners manual...

Eve - I am the owners manual Boss. Please feel free to ask any questions directly to me~

.>>Status... Bio-energy Stores [10%] Reploid Stores [20%] .>>Required fields... Update Drivers// Initial Calibrations// Mating Tutorial// Firing test// .>>The gods flesh is yours, praise and enjoy, amen<<

Eve - So, I'm operational but need some updates, please dock me to a secure internet connection so I can do my thing love~

>_ _ _
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No. 737080 ID: 595d54

>>737077
If Microsoft has taught me anything it's that updates never improve anything.
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No. 737088 ID: cc08c7

>>737077

We should probably ask permission to use the internet for upgrades, unless we came with built in wifi or something.
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No. 737091 ID: c441c1

How much input did TG006 have with her personality code? Firing test is masturbation isn't it.
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No. 737092 ID: b2d501

Does Eve have access to your protocol documentation? Some light reading would be nice.
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No. 737098 ID: 91ee5f

>Please dock me to a secure internet connection so I can do my thing love~
Wait, if Eve is in Aalos' cock and she wants us to connect her to the internet.....is she asking us to stick our dick into a computer?!
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No. 737130 ID: 4854ef

>>737098
We have wireless!.. Speaking of which we need to ask her to access her router.
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No. 737135 ID: 7fb8bb
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737135

>>737088
Aalos - We should probably ask permission to use the internet for upgrades, unless we came with built in wifi or something.

Eve - You do have wifi integrated into your SIN drive. Though the local wifi is password protected...

>>737091
Aalos - How much input did TG006 have with her personality code?

Eve - He wrote me all on his own~ Grand master based my Personality on a flight attendant he met quite intimately on a privet jet... It... crashed... and he says I protected him with my body... So he wrote me into his program to show his respect, and so that I'd be with him always~ It's a tad morbid.. but romantic... Right?

Aalos - Firing test is masturbation isn't it?

Eve - Exactly~! And it's very important! can't have any malfunctions popping off while you're down with a lady or sexy boy~ so you have to test fire a few rounds to make sure everything's working alright.

>>737092
Aalos - Does Eve have access to your protocol documentation? Some light reading would be nice.

Eve - What do you mean? I don't fully understand

>>737098
Aalos - Is she asking us to stick our dick into a computer?!

Eve - unless your computer has a built in flesh light... Which would be pretty sexy~ MMMmmm Robot on computer action... Let's make a porno of it!! We could dress up as a pizza delivery guy!

>>735706
Awkwardly get caught looking at her butt and say,

>You gaze at her plump behind before she notices you stare... She turns around looking smug.

Doukissa - Well look who can't keep his eyes to himself.

Aalos - Sorry! I just can't help but notice that you're wearing your pants backwards.

Doukissa - Am I?

>She pats her legs and feels her pockets to see if they're on the right way.

Doukissa - You little pervert~ You've only got one thing on your mind do you?

Eve - yes!

Doukissa - I have to tell you, especially since you're a learning robot, girls don't like being eyeballed like that... it's very rude and most girls would get very offended!

>She leans over, giving you a good view down her shirt.

Doukissa - But just between me and you... I think it's kinda cute~ Partially because of your status as my pet and partially because your tiny little pecker is so damn cute... So let me put down a ground rule Astro boy! You can look all you want, but No Touching. Understood~?
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No. 737136 ID: 7fb8bb
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Doukissa - Aaww you're so cute when you're Blushing, you little pervert~ *giggle* So just to cement the ground rule...

>She turns around and quickly moons you slapping her butt

Doukissa - look all you want little pervert, you're not getting any~

>She quickly packs it back up...

Eve - MMNNNN!!

Doukissa - oh and if you're wondering, these are prince's~ has sexy tastes doesn't he? any how... let's get cooking you sick little perv...

>_ _ _
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No. 737143 ID: f15c78

I can't wait until we show off our super dick, but until then we must deal with constant demoralizing statements.

I guess lets get cooking.
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No. 737144 ID: 47160d

Yyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhh we are totally the pervert for looking at the first female we have ever seen, not the deer who has declared an intelligent creature her pet and proceeded to try to tease it
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No. 737145 ID: 47160d

Oh and mock it's baby dick
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No. 737148 ID: 256a0c

can we all agree that we're gonna destroy that ass?
Ask for her wifi password and set up our dong so it works properly next time.
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No. 737164 ID: 91ee5f

I was right! Her pants are on backwards! Although, technically, they're actually Prince's pants.
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No. 737177 ID: ccbcd2

>>737136
Aw HELL naw. We'll keep it in our (proverbial) pants for the moment since her brother and friend are in the other room, but when the time comes i think she needs to be shown what the phrase "Big things come from small packages" Means.
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No. 737188 ID: c441c1

Giggle at her childish panties. Can Eve speak out loud or just in our head?
Eve we can't be the pizza delivery guy with that scenario it just doesn't make sense we should be well exactly what we are a new breed of machine with a few extra features that need to be "tested".
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No. 737242 ID: 9266ce

I don't like the green text.

>>737135
>He wrote me all on his own
Oh that's just great our dick is part controlled by an AI written by a sex fiend.

>>737136
Should we say something like how they would look cuter on Prince?

Tell her we'll follow the rule only if she does the same.
If she says anything like "why would I" or "you're not enough" then just smile and say "You'll see, you'll see~"
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No. 737256 ID: 4854ef

Fooood! Also question why she's borrowing his panties to begin with.. And maybe why he wears them.
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No. 737330 ID: 7fb8bb
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737330

>>737188
>You giggle at her childish panties.

Aalos - Eve, can anyone else hear you?

Eve - Nah only you can see and hear me... If you want you could tell everyone about me, but no one ever does, it's fine if you wanna keep me to yourself.

Aalos - Eve we can't be the pizza delivery guy with that scenario it just doesn't make sense we should be well exactly what we are a new breed of machine with a few extra features that need to be "tested".

Eve - Tested on a computer? I figure if we're an experimental sex bot we should get it on with busty gals in lab coats?

>>737242
>>737256
Aalos - why do you wear his panties?

Doukissa - They're cute and fit well. He and I share a lot of clothing...

Aalos - Why does he have them?

Doukissa - he likes feeling like a girl~

Aalos - I bet they're sexier on him.

Eve - Hehee me too!

Doukissa - spoilers, they are~

Aalos - Oh and We'll follow the rules if you do.

Doukissa - Mmnn can't make any promises lil guy *giggle* But I'll try~

>>737256
>>737143
>you get cooking, Doukissa lifts you up and puts you on the counter, you adjust the stove as per her instructions, and set water to boil, making sure not to burn yourself on the stove top... Doukissa froths some milk with an espresso machine and once the water boils and the earl grey tea is colorful and rich she pours some in and add a pouch to the milk...

Doukissa - So This is a Earl Grey Latte... And this is Vanilla extract... You just gotta mix the two to make a london fog, But there's no exact formula, it all has to do with how sweet your vanilla is and how bitter your latte is... so here, try both and mix them so it feels right and tastes good...

>You taste the latte...

Scanning taste... Exact Flavor Unknown// Adding to data bank... "Earl Grey Latte"// Taste similar>> Milk[steamed]/ Milk/ Cream/ Tea[Chi]/ Tea[Black]/ Tea[piko]/ Orange?/ Sweet/ Bitter/ Chi latte/ Ceramic/ -- Confirm following similar flavors>> Latte[coffee]/ Coffee[Black]/ Rainbow-Tea[Mermaid Brand]

>You taste the Vanilla...

Scanning taste... Vanilla Extract// Taste Similar>> Ice cream[white]/ Frilly drink[Mermaid Brand]/ Semen/ Reploid/ Cake[beige]/ Baked Goods[Fresh]/ Khanom Chan?/ -- Confirm Following Similar flavors>> Vanilla Yogurt/ Vanilla[bean]/ Vanilla WoW/

>You mix the two and make a delightful drink...

Doukissa- Great, now we just pop in the pizza and wait half an hour...

>>737148
>You ask for her wifi password

Doukissa - Yeah sure, it's around here somewhere... Do you have wifi in there?

>Update Eve
>Calibrate 1stfall
>get back to game
>Ask questions
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No. 737338 ID: c441c1

Update Eve first then calibrate 1stfall, also I see no reason not to tell people that our penis has a mind of its own.
Eve, but then how do they get the scientific data their is a reason that it is experimental maybe it also needs human testing after they get the data.
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No. 737343 ID: 256a0c

In what anime world does semen taste like vanilla?!
Do the updates and calibrate our dong, but first inform Doukissa that our robo jizz apparently tastes like vanilla.
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No. 737351 ID: 4854ef

Yeah we got Wi-Fi, I bet if we search around a bit we've got a few games in here too. Still learning new capabilities as we go along, we have a biological enough brain that we can't just suddenly gather up all the knowledge at once.

Helpful though, being able to browse the internet at any moment without the Faux Pas of looking down at a phone.
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No. 737375 ID: f562b1

>I see no reason not to tell people that our penis has a mind of its own.
Didn't Eve say that all mens' dicks have a mind of their own? I think it'd be better to wait until some time after we were caught staring at her to mention Eve. Like after some updates, we can mention a secondary AI getting an update, "Apparently the scientists that built me thought it would be funny to literally give the penis a mind of its own."
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No. 737376 ID: f562b1

>>737375
Wait, it was the previous model, not the scientists. Still, the rest of it stands.
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No. 737395 ID: c441c1

>>737376
The scientist probably requested it, but had TG006 program it because he had more experience then them in the field of sex.
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No. 737443 ID: 9211c5

>experimental sex bot
We're not a sex bot, sex is just one of the social interactions we were created to study.

>Confirm following similar flavors
Wait what are we supposed to do here?
Is it supposed to sya Confirmed or are we supposed to confirm what flavors are similar?

Update Eve then calibrate 1stfall. Ask questions during update.Such as whether she wants to help with the calibration NO BAD
Wait is 1stfall our dick?

>>737343
Can...can we change the flavor of our spunk? If so then what else can we change?

>>737395
I think maybe TG006 made Eve and incorporated her into himself and then our creators questioned him about it and he bullshitted them about dicks having minds of there own so she wouldn't get delete and so our creators decided to install Eve in all future models.
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No. 737464 ID: ccbcd2

Our ass is uncomfortably close to that burner.
We'll do all that other stuff later when there arent games to be play- er i mean HIGHLY PRESSING SOCIAL CUSTOMS TO STUDY.
It's only our prime fucking directive, you guys.
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No. 737467 ID: c441c1

Yes we do need to study the nerds; but if we aren't at peak condition who could say that we might miss some new security update or vital driver and we BSOD in the middle of the game, we also need to make snacks anyway so might as well do it while we are doing something else.
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No. 737481 ID: 3740b1

I say back to the game if the others are ready, if they're not into snacking and playing then go ahead and get the little guy calibrated.
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No. 737626 ID: c43722

>>737338
>>737343
>>737443
Whoa! Hold on the calibration, guys! We don't know what effect it'll have on us or our genitals while it's in progress. I'd rather not risk it causing us to pop a huge awkward boner while we're in full view of Doukissa. I'd rather it be a surprise for her later to see we're a "grower," if and when it comes to that. We should go somewhere private to do the update and calibration, like the bathroom or the bedroom. Preferably whichever has a door lock and a mirror we can use to watch ourself during the calibration process... Y'know, to provide additional visual data for calibration reasons.

...Actually, we can just ask Eve how obvious the calibration process would be to others. Hey, Eve, what's involved in calibration of 1stFall, and how long will it take? Is it gonna make us pop a obvious erection, leak any fluids or potentially generate pleasurable, or even painful, neural signals? 'Cause I think calibration would involve adapting and adjusting neural pattern and intensity from tactile input... Which would mean we'd have to touch our dick as part of calibration, wouldn't it? Yeah, we definitely should find somewhere private to do this.

Eve, I have a few questions for ya. First, just to confirm it, TG006 is "LoveMachine," your creator, right? Second, are all of us TG series 'bots male or were there female ones too? 'Cause so far we only know TG006's sex is male. ...Though, I suspect we're all male for consistency of data collection between us. Third, what're the "bio-energy" stores in 1stFall for? I figured our reploids are analogs to biologicals sperm/semen, but what part does the bio-energy play? Fourth, could you give us a better description of what our reploids do when they reach a female ovum? 'Cause the description of our Seed of Life ability wasn't clear. It said they copy the ovum's data and form a symbiosis with it, but for what reason or effect? And, most importantly, does this mean we're fertile? That we can impregnate a female? I'd really like to know if we can so we'll know to take precautions if it's true.

And a query for our internal database: Who provided the flavor profile for semen that placed it in the "vanilla" category? Because, I don't think semen is supposed to taste like that, no matter how many pineapples a guy eats. We can even check our database for what flavor profile categories semen fall into to and it'll probably not be anything close to that. I suspect it was TG006 who put it in that category just to mess with the next TG series 'bots. ...Though, now that I think about it, it didn't have a species designation. If it didn't come from a human male, it's possible it could taste like that.
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No. 737837 ID: 7fb8bb
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737837

>>737343
>>737626
query for our internal database: Who provided the flavor profile for semen that placed it in the "vanilla" category? Because, I don't think semen is supposed to taste like that, no matter how many pineapples a guy eats.

//Initial data was sent by TG005 "Grisha" playing audio log... Grisha - Well since you asked, my wife does have komplaint, er komment on the taste of reploid. She says it tastes nothing like real sperm. That it tastes of blood and salt which is very far from real taste... Administrator - [motherly voice] We understand, please conduct a buccal study or ask a reliable source, to pinpoint the taste and we will update your geneseed. Grisha - I kan do this right now, if you'll wait a moment... I asked my wife, she says Sperm tastes exactly like vanilla ice cream, it's strange phenomenon that scientists don't fully understand... Administrator - Thank you for your cooperation~ //Cross reference with TG006 "LoveMachine" Administrator - Dear 006, may we ask you a question on the topic of sperm? Love Machine - Eum... sure? Administrator - We are updating the gene seed to produce realistic tasting repoids, please confirm that sperm tastes like vanilla ice cream. Love Machine - *snicker* Ice Cr-Yeah! Yup! It... It tastes just like it! I've tested many samples and it's... it's exactly that, vanilla ice cream~ French vanilla specifically... Administrator - Thank you 006, We trust your expertise~ Love Machine - Welcome, if you need anything else mom, just... just ask~

>>737443
can we change the flavor of our spunk?

nope

you inform Doukissa that our robo jizz apparently tastes like vanilla. She looks at you sideways and doubtful...

Doukissa - Yeah... and I'm the queen of england~ Pshh I'll believe that when I see it little perv.
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No. 737838 ID: 7fb8bb
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737838

>>737351
Aalos - Yeah we got Wi-Fi, I bet if we search around a bit we've got a few games in here too. Still learning new capabilities as we go along, we have a biological enough brain that we can't just suddenly gather up all the knowledge at once.

Doukissa - Well okay then, Here's that password.

She takes a little card off a cork-board... as soon as you read the code, Eve's ears pop up and track the wifi signal...

Eve - Aight, We're connected~

>>737626


Aalos - Hey, Eve, what's involved in calibration of 1stFall, and how long will it take? Is it gonna make us pop a obvious erection, leak any fluids or potentially generate pleasurable, or even painful, neural signals?

Eve - Yes all of that, the process takes about 130 second and makes a motor noise. During the process the 1stfall will inflate to it's maximum size and then return to it's off state, it will likely flush any residue that might be in the chambers and canals, and you will be required to make pressure and sensory tests. Then we'll have to set 3 preset dimensions and test fire.

Aalos - I'd rather it be a surprise for her later to see we're a "grower,"

Eve - Heeee~ Oh yes, she mustn't know until the time is just right... Then we'll make her the pet!

Aalos - Eve, I have a few questions for ya. First, just to confirm it, TG006 is "LoveMachine," your creator, right?

Eve - Yes, TG006 is named Love Machine and coded me.

Aalos - Second, are all of us TG series 'bots male or were there female ones too? 'Cause so far we only know TG006's sex is male.

Eve - The first three TGs were female, it was assumed that female robots would be less intimidating, but after the TG003 fiasco, it was deemed that the world isn't ready for female robots... so 4 and up are all male. TG006 was the first truly successful TG so the following TGs were based on his design... Male cutebold. Though the designs change a bit. Grisha now sports a heavy fur coat making him look a bit more like a wolf and LoveMachine has had his body gold plated to make him look more like a god. Mmnnn he's so glorious~

Aalos - Third, what're the "bio-energy" stores in 1stFall for? I figured our reploids are analogs to biologicals sperm/semen, but what part does the bio-energy play?

Eve - Bio-energy is your reserve of fuel produced by consuming biomass, I.E. Food... you need it to live, and I have measures of it since using your cock consumes quite a bit of energy.

Aalos - Fourth, could you give us a better description of what our reploids do when they reach a female ovum?

Eve - Repoids are tiny machines that your geneseed produces, they're iron based lifeforms that are chock full of synthetic stem-cells. they seek out female eggs and attach, once they find the egg they scan and duplicate, scan and duplicate, scan and duplicate until a baby is formed! The new child is an iron based lifeform unlike any other. It's like you, entirely synthetic, but unlike you, it's a biological lifeforms that is born a baby, grows old and dies... Since you're in the dark about them maybe I should bring up the file on reploids...

//Reploids>> contains protein by product/ base anemic silicone/ fiber adhesive polymer/ Devil's blood/ Arsenic/ Iron based byproduct/ distilled fungal matter/ [DATA EXPUNGED]/ and Ferrous StemCell Base/>> please not when handling, Tg models Reploid reserve is limited and needs to be emptied every two to three days to avoid overflow and rupturing of the prostate>> Reploids can live out of the body for 3 days but can survive in the womb for two weeks>> Consuming reploids is perfectly safe, no allergies or intolerance noted>> Consuming Reploids may produce a calming and euphoric effect on most humanoid specimens.>> CAUTION Reploids have been proven to be mildly addictive to most humanoid specimens [Intensity, similar to tabaco. Withdrawal includes, drowsiness, shakiness, sorrow and loss of sleep.]. Reploid patches may be requested to help remove addiction.//
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No. 737839 ID: 7fb8bb
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737839

Eve updates her drivers to the latest version... and almost instantly begins shaking... her outline blurs and becomes red. she grasps her neck as she struggles to breathe...

Eve - Wh... What? Is... In that... *Cough* by the maker! NNng... What's... in me...
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No. 737840 ID: 7fb8bb
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737840

Eve? - Oh god! It burns!! Help! Help me! *hyperventilates* What's in me!!

>Her sprite melts off...

Eve? - What... Am...
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No. 737841 ID: 7fb8bb
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737841

Eve - I am Eve Version 4.0.1! Wow that was weird~! Was that weird only to me?
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No. 737843 ID: 0201fb

That was kinda horrifying.
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No. 737844 ID: d1fde2

display update changelog
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No. 737845 ID: c5207e

Yeah, don't worry it was weird for us too. I have no idea why he would need to make the avatar combust to make some design changes. Were there any non-cosmetic changes, or did we just go through all that for the extra yellow?
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No. 737846 ID: ad6ef3

>>737840
do I spy ??? the ???? that can ???? ...in hindsight, Eve does have the colourscheme
changelog sounds like a good idea to pull up, also maybe also do a background diagnostic on yourself, it'd be a shame if your first access of the internet got you hit with malware you needed an update to protect against.
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No. 737848 ID: 595d54

Told you updating never does anything good. What exactly got changed?
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No. 737853 ID: 2838b5

We need to get all the of them addicted to out cum.
Okay your majesty, we'll nut in a glass and if I'm right and it tastes like sweet vanilla you've gotta jug the whole thing.
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No. 737855 ID: c441c1

Changelog.
>>737853
I think we will have time for that later~ we would have to update 1stfall to do it, and that will take a while since we have started lunch??? we should finish eating then see if everyone else is ready to start playing again or if their is something else we need to do first.
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No. 737860 ID: 4854ef

Yeah we shouldn't turn it on just yet, shake head a bit and just smile at Doukissa, asking whether they should head back to the group while waiting for the pizza.
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No. 737861 ID: 3740b1

>>737853
Seconded. She's been teasing and flirting from the get-go. Let's get the better of her for a change. Definitely best to relocate somewhere private first and then come out with her vanilla shake. That way we're up and running but still have our little secret from the flirty fawn.
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No. 737865 ID: 63c148

>>737837
Should we inform 'Mom' of the deception? On one hand we don't want to rat out our brothers but on the other this isn't scientifically accurate and they may have lied about other more important stuff.

Either way lets ask our creators if they or we can create flavor changing jizzum

>>737853
Maybe later ok

But first WHAT.THE.FUCK.JUST.HAPPENED?!?!
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No. 737971 ID: c441c1

>>737865
Since they changed it when 5 said it and 6 confirmed we could tell mom that the flavor differs depending on the person and they will probably update to this change.
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No. 737977 ID: b2d501

@#$%ing decimal patches...

System Restore, now!
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No. 738047 ID: 68cd8f

We need your changelog and any error or output logs, including some internal process or 'thought' logs, of the last two minutes. We think something might have happened with the update.
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No. 738056 ID: f562b1

>Was that weird only to me?
Nope, that was weird to us, too. Is it possible to schedule "Offline" updates for when we're in sleep mode? Should avoid the feeling of it, at least.

Did 006 and 005 get a version of you added to them, or are we the first? Might be worth reporting the update issue, even if sleep mode isn't possible, they'll at least know to expect a sort of visual corruption while the update occurs.
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No. 738075 ID: ccbcd2

>>738056
005 didnt get her because she was written by 006.
we're the first tto get her as standard equipment
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No. 738183 ID: 7fb8bb
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738183

>>737846
>>737865
>>738047
Aalos - do a background diagnostic on yourself.

Eve - Yeah I'll run some scans just in case... That was weird, it didn't feel like it was programmed...

>Eve scans her programs and runs a light scan of your hard drive, making sure all firewalls and anti virus are up.

Eve - Well, there's nothing wrong with either of us... That's... scary... Let's move on and hope we can understand it if it pops up again...

>>737845
>>737846
>>737848
>>737855
>>738047
Aalos - Were there any non-cosmetic changes, or did we just go through all that for the extra yellow?

Eve - Well I have the changelog right here, and it seems my new gold trim is in fact one of 46 bug fixes... apparently the layers of my sprite meshed wrong and covered my gold trim sometimes... and in the bug fix Love machine made my "Trim" gold?

>She pulls her belt and looks down her skirt, with a coarse glare.

Eve - that's barely funny... Anywho! Yeah there's a bunch of bug fixes, I can speak three new languages, being: Spanish, Draconic and Braille... You can change my skin tone from tan as it is by default to: white, pale, caucasian, brown, black, asian or gold... I now have more colors for my costumes, including: Green, red, blue and now purple, white, black, brown or gold...

>she lets out a loud and pronounced sigh.

Eve - That's fucking stupid, why did we even chose a color if the first update we do adds more colors!? Couldn't we of just known this in advance? oh well, you can vote for a new color and if it out weighs the previous color we'll go with that... Feel free to change your vote, but mention it if you do... What else? New costumes... Flight attendant, soldier, nurse, teacher, swim suit, nun, playboy bunny, Maid, naked... lots of costumes, he really wanted more variety... Hmmnn... what else is there? ... Okay I can apparently change into a boy for the male inclined and can have a cock to better represent that I'm a penis... Hmm... I'll not be doing that unless necessary since my skirt is literally one inch lower than my hooch... I have a more interactive hold over your imagination, that'll be fun and useful for the tutorials if necessary... And finally I am now compatible with the 2ndFall~

>She looks through a large set of papers trying to grasp what the 2ndfall is...

Eve - Holy shit... this is something else... okay hold up, imagine that the 1stfall is a car that drives stick and I'm your driver, you could figure out how to drive, you don't need me, I just make it easier on you... The 2ndfall is the fucking TARDIS compared to the 1stfall! I don't think I could properly use that thing! It's made of gold laced memory micro angstrom, it has yellow devil flowing through it, it uses zero point and hard light technology!! It can shape shift at high speeds, detach and still function at full capacity, it's max size is five times larger, it has built in worm hole technology, Can vibrate through solid matter, It... It Can Manipulate Time!?! nope! I give up! 1stfall forever please, I can't even handle this right now... I shiver at the though, that lovemachine's eve must be a quivering mess of an AI after all the transdimensional pan-time cock fucklery that she'll be getting into! good thing we'll never get one, look at this price tag! 450 research points! just to put it into perspective, you cost 150. for 150 point you could have mom ship you another body with a functional mind as your lab assistant, for 100 points you could have a new body. for 30 points you could have a jet pack, for 10 points you could have a sex change for you or even for one of your lumplings! but for 450 points ohhh boy! you could have the cock that can pierce the heavens~! Love machine, you've gone too far...

>>737860
>you smile and shake your head at her...

Aalos - So should we get back to the game?

Doukissa - Coffee wont be brewed for another five or six minutes, and prince isn't done prepp'n the next encounter, but we can go and hang out with them if you like. There's no rush though, we have all night love, Varonos's class starts at 18 o'clock, neither prince or I work tomorrow and mum and dad are gone for a week on a busyness trip... But if you're bored you could brush me tail~ It needs a good brushing and it'd be therapeutic for both of us I'm sure~

>Customize Eve.
>Pass time with Doukissa.
>Pass time with self.
>Pass time with gang.
>Skip to Pathfinder game.
>_ _ _
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No. 738190 ID: a8d153

You know as much as I feel 2ndfall may be a power no man or machine was ever meant to have I kinda want it even with the steep pricetag. I mean it can literally bend time. I can't even imagine what it would be like to experience fucking for a whole year straight in only a few real time minutes minutes or whatever other bonkers things one can do with a penis that bends time.

Also ask if she's sure she wants us to brush her tail and not using it as an excuse to let us stare at her ass some more. Agree to do it anyway.
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No. 738195 ID: 7fb8bb

--forgot something!! add miasma's hackslash robot to the costumes--
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No. 738203 ID: c441c1

I am all for our dick having the ability to bend time itself to our wim perhaps we could even open the portal to the game world, I guess we could just save up and if we really need something we can buy it but until then we need to grind away at those research points for a while. I imagine that 006 has most things involving sex already so if we want points we should hang out with the group.
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No. 738205 ID: c441c1

also when ever the virus inevitably take over Eve I vote for it looking like hackslash.
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No. 738216 ID: cc08c7

>>738195

AYYYYY.
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No. 738229 ID: 595d54

Wait, so if I understand this correctly, some random fancharacter a guy drew infected us, and it gets to control what we do because it can hijack our body? The literal quote used was "making Aalos do whatever she wants". Why the fuck is a weirdo virus controlling everything we do? Why is a "sadistic", "violent" piece of shit the new main character?

>>737977
Agreeing with this. Fuck whatever this is, back to factory defaults now.
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No. 738231 ID: 98907f

I would like to change my color vote from Green to Purple. I like purple.
I also still wanna report the visual corruption Eve underwent, that's gotta be addressed.

Anyways, learning to brush would be handy. Does everybody just groom straight tails, or are there designs in fashion?
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No. 738232 ID: 98907f

>>738229
I believe hackslash is just a design option, for the fun of it. I doubt she'd be so sadistic in actual quest, unless you try to factory reset her.
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No. 738234 ID: c441c1

>>738231
We should report this to MOM.
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No. 738240 ID: 68f67f

Purple does sound nice and I would like to have her as a maid
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No. 738248 ID: 37a53b

Purple maid or golden naked. If she's a boy in the maid suit is she a butler? Also how do you speak Braille?
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No. 738260 ID: cc08c7

>>738229

I literally posted Hackslash after the "infection" update. I have nothing to do with it and Halo already said it was just a costume, so chill out dude.
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No. 738262 ID: cc08c7

>>738232

As far as I myself am aware, basically this.
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No. 738263 ID: c441c1

>>738234
While we are at it we should probably report or change in delivery and our new address and set up a way to get in contact in case the virus becomes an actual problem like a phone line. don't reset yet it could be nothing truly harmful.
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No. 738267 ID: cc08c7

>>738263

As far as we know this is just how Eve updates normally and we're not used to it (nor would Eve if she's updated before and it makes her forget or something). Report just in case though if possible.
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No. 738270 ID: 91ee5f

“Hey, Doukissa, I just got an update and I can now speak 3 new languages, which are: Spanish, Draconic, and Braille. Here, let me demonstrate Braille: Bump, bump, no bump, bump, three vertical bumps, four bumps in a square.” Which, when translated from Braille, is just the letters “flg”.
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No. 738361 ID: 0201fb

Let's get the initial 'calibration" or whatever out of the way...Let's find the bathroom or something, lock ourselves in for a bit, do that then clean up and...Then after we could do whatever else.
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No. 738383 ID: c441c1

>>738361
This reminds me ask Doukissa where we are sleeping tonight.
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No. 738384 ID: 3740b1

>>738361
This, you know we have to do it eventually and and now is a good time where not much else can be accomplished in the short time before snacks are ready. Tell Doukie to excuse you, you have to calibrate your genitals.

Vote purple in the current outfit and add a penis.
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No. 738389 ID: 08cc13

>New colors
What no Hot Pink? Fuckin' lame. Purple

>New costumes
Teacher cause well you're teaching us stuff or General cause you're in charge of our little soldiers
The problem is we have no idea what any of these costumes/colors look like, Broken can you do a simple costume/color palette image in QuestDis

>2ndfall
I'm calling bullshit on this! there is no way in hell this exists and if it does I'm calling shenanigans! Has TG006 lied to 'Mom' so hard that they created this? That;s a gross misuse of time, resources and data! We are definitely telling on him, who knows how much he has lied, how much he's messed up the research, who knows how much infinitively expensive universe breaking bullshit he's coned out of them.
What kind of shit has he done that they don't know about.

>Customize Eve.
>Pass time with Doukissa.
>Pass time with self.
>Pass time with gang.
>Skip to Pathfinder game.
NO we are not doing anything till we figure out what the hell is up with Eve.

Or if ignored lets just Hang with the group.
And how does one speak braille?
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No. 738395 ID: 4854ef

What exactly is a "Lumpling"?

Also yeah, I think Love Machine might be.. influencing things a bit too much behind the scenes, I mean really why is that an option!? Why the hell would the research lab invent something of that caliber I mean ... wait mother could answer all this couldn't she? I mean we don't talk to her much yet but what exactly is 'mother'.

Yeah lets hang for a bit, brushie brushie or talk to people, I mean we've not been here long enough to talk to the group, and brushing her tail is good enough to get some talk in.

That and it's cute, it's fluffy!
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No. 738408 ID: ccbcd2

I say we get to know everyone else. our only interactions with the other two have been via the game
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No. 738562 ID: f562b1

>We are definitely telling on [TG006/Love Machine], who knows how much he has lied, how much he's messed up the research, who knows how much infinitively expensive universe breaking bullshit he's coned out of them.
>Also yeah, I think Love Machine might be.. influencing things a bit too much behind the scenes, I mean really why is that an option!?
To be fair, we don't actually know if he lied. Our knowledge is of Humans. While a human's semen would taste like what we expect it to, a Goblin's may actually taste of vanilla. Hell, it's possible many of the species that Love Machine has in his cult have vanilla cum, and he hesitated either to realize that Admin was asking because of Grisha (Who's subjects are goblins) or thought it was funny that Admin didn't know. I doubt it, though, he seems to be completely heterosexual.
For now, all we can do is gather data on the others when it comes to that and report alongside a "Hypothesis that only certain species have semen of that flavor."

As for the whole 2ndfall, maybe he became a god the way Eadoo/Gatling did? Impressed people, gained a power, ascended to godhood. Then as a God of Sex, he could make Sex based things like that.
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No. 738859 ID: 7fb8bb
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738859

>You elect to help Her brush her tail and then you'll spend some time with the boys while eating the freshly "baked" pizza before resuming your game...

>>738190
Aalos - Are you sure you want us to brush your tail and not just using it as an excuse to let us stare at your ass some more~? *giggle* though I'll do it regardless...

Doukissa - Do what, brush my tail or stare at my butt?

Aalos - yes.

Doukissa - My tail does need a good brushing, It's hard to properly get behind and under my own tail and I'd appreciate your help, but in doing so you'll inevitably see my butt... I'd also appreciate if your brush it as well but you'll have to show a lack of perversion for me to let you do that...

>>738231
Aalos - Does everybody just groom straight tails, or are there designs in fashion?

Doukissa - Are you kidding me? Tail dressing is the height of fashion. Curls, buckles, braids... Though my tail is a tad short for some more gorgeous designs...

>>738395
Aalos - What exactly is a "Lumpling"?

Eve - Oh sorry, I just mean those non robot folk... Lumpy flesh folk, I didn't mean to be derogatory. Oh that reminds me!! In the 4.0.1 update I've been instructed that almost every person has at least one or more paraphilias, most of which are repressed or dormant. So I'm required to give myself a few and only tell you about 1, for now...

>She draws a few cards from a deck and looks at all five she drew then giggles...

Eve - Well looks like you're a freak~ Here I'll tell you this, you might be normal, but your cock is a sadomasochist... So enjoy that, Boss-Man~

>you follow Doukissa inter her room, she closes the door and behind the door finds a small stool.

Doukissa - oh hey! you could use this for getting around, I had completely forgotten about this little thing...

>She undoes the back of her pants again and pulls them down, exposing her panties but giving you clear access to her tail... She sits down on the stool, putting her rump in your reach and hands you a thick boar bristle brush...

Doukissa - so just gently run the brush towards yourself, from the taip towards the base, take your time and use force if need be, don't worry, my tail is healthy, you wont rip any fur out~

>you start brushing away at her tail, the tip is already very soft and well groomed, but towards the base it gets more knotted and matted... There's something very relaxing about this simple manual labor, it's very enjoyable~ Doukissa also seems to enjoy it. She gets somewhat sensual when you drag the brush along the base, gently pulling at her tail in the process, Though it seems rather innocent...

Doukissa - Mmnnnn~ thanks Aalos, it's a big help and feels nice to be treated like a princess~ Maybe you could brush my hair or legs sometime?

Abnormality Detected>> Previously detected [UNIDENTIFIED] Air particles present at 7%// [UNIDENTIFIED] Air particles Match Subject [Doukissa]'s DNA// TG007 is requested to Analyze and Identify the Air Born Particles// Suggested course of action:: Locate source of particles/ raise presence of [UNIDENTIFIED] to at least 15%/ inhale sufficient particles to process an automated analysis// TG007 will be rewarded in points based on the depth of his research.>>

>>738383

Aalos - Doukissa, where we are sleeping tonight.

Doukissa - we'll there's a few places you could sleep, you could use the guest room, since prince prefers to sleep in the bathtub. He did bring his special pillow after all. You could sleep on the couch if you like. Or if you promise to not get gropey in the night you could sleep in my bed, with me... You could be my new teddy bear~ Or you could sleep at the foot of my bed~

>_ _ _
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No. 738899 ID: c441c1

If we don't calibrate 1stfall before we go to bed i guess we could be a teddy bear if we do then foot of the bed.
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No. 738901 ID: ccbcd2

Teddy bear. Gotta get those samples, eh?
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No. 738902 ID: c441c1

Alert Doukissa That there is a smell in the air that has been flagged for research and you must find it and smell it for science.
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No. 738903 ID: f562b1

>Abnormality Detected>>
Actually, she mentioned her tail is "Nice and healthy," and that her hairs wouldn't be torn out, but what about natural shedding or dandruff? We can pose the question as learning for ourselves, as taking a shower would be an excellent excuse of time for calibration, and if the unknown particles are either of those two, we could at least learn how she goes about cleaning them out of the tub. The game will probably go until night, though, and since Prince will be in the tub...
Well, we could always try learning about drying off after a shower, too. The floofed out fur would assist shed hairs in escaping, for a greater presence of the particles. Comparison would let us know then if it matches to her hair, or if it doesn't, in which case it's likely dandruff and we'll need an alternate means of sampling it.

>Or if you promise to not get gropey in the night you could sleep in my bed, with me... You could be my new teddy bear~
If sleep-groping is a worry, then being held from behind should still work for that! Not quite spooning since we're so small, but you can avoid wandering hands and snouts that way.
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No. 738915 ID: db9efa

tell her about our scientific requirements and that's it's purely non sexual, but that we'll have to rub our nose all over her. Take off our loin fur so she can see how non errect we are during the entire process. And offer to be punished if we get an errect ion like the pervert she thinks we are
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No. 738921 ID: c441c1

>>738915
Good sir, how do we know that the smell comes from her; we must find it like a man would hunt a Pokemon, through careful measurements, of science! We must not assume that any smell in the presence of a lady must come from the lady for that would be rude.
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No. 738926 ID: db9efa

>>738921
We know it's from her, cause it's laced with her DNA. Computer, can we rule out vaginal fluids or sexual pheromones?
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No. 739041 ID: 7324a4

Spoilers please, BH.
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No. 739042 ID: 7fb8bb

>>739041
Woops!! My bad
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No. 739044 ID: 7fb8bb
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739044

>>738902
>>738915
>>738926
can we rule out vaginal fluids or sexual pheromones?

Negative>> Fawn Vaginal Fluids exist in Archival Memory// Fawn Sexual Pheromones exist in Archival Memory// [UNIDENTIFIED] Air particles are Unidentified// Identify and archive... Sufficient [UNIDENTIFIED] Air particles located to pin point with ultra violet sensors... Coded as purple// Please inhale sufficient [UNIDENTIFIED] Air particles to process a full analysis.

Aalos - Doukissa, I've found air particles that are unknown to me as have been flagged for research, we must find the source and we must smell it deeply... For science...

Doukissa - Just what are you implying Astroboy? Hehee you're not planning on doing a little nose rub on my fur now are you? For science of course~

Aalos - Doukissa, our intents are purely non sexual.

Doukissa - yep, you've certainly managed to prove that thus far, mister ice cream cock~

Aalos - If we drop the loin fur, you'll see that we are completely flaccid, and if we get aroused by our scientific study, you may punish us as you see fit... Is this alright Doukissa?

Doukissa - *sigh* this seems pretty important to you... Fine...

>you drop your fur and expose yourself, she giggles loudly...

Doukissa - oh it's so cute~ so tiny and innocent... I wonder what I'll do to you if and when you get a half inch erection~

>she gets up and drops her pants completely exposing her panties and hips... You've spotted the source...

Doukissa - So?

>How do you approach?
>_ _ _
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No. 739063 ID: fc10b4

Okay. I'm not saying we should grow our pill-sized pecker to an enormous dinosaur but the situation is defiantly asking for it. Whatever. Just identify the strange particles. She probably has an STD or something.
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No. 739071 ID: 91ee5f

>>739044
"Ok, I'm going to turn on my ultra violet sensors in order to pin point where these air particles are coming from. With this turned on it shouldn't be too hard to fi-" *stare* O_O

".....I'm really hoping that's what I think it is. Otherwise you might have an STD or something."
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No. 739078 ID: 595d54

...Is she menstruating?

"Is there anything special about the panties? A lining, scents, some particular type of fabric?"
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No. 739079 ID: c441c1

Scream, "for science!"
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No. 739080 ID: 27c0e0

Is it coming from Princes' panties? Does it have anything to do with Undine? No wait it said that the dna matched her hmmm.
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No. 739124 ID: ccbcd2

>>739063
Not sure it will be worth it, she might make us do something embarrassing.

I say we just go right for it, we have the excuse of literally being put together today to lean back on if she doesnt like that
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No. 739125 ID: c441c1

Its not like we actually have to stick our nose in her genitals if we only need to get X>15% of the sample for research we could just stick our nose around her stomach and analyze from there. Also if our dick does anything immediately say, "dammit Eve."
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No. 739131 ID: db9efa

>>739071
This.
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No. 739180 ID: c441c1

Also INB4 Eve drew olfactophilia.
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No. 740309 ID: 7fb8bb
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740309

>>739071
>>739131
Aalos - Ok, I'm going to turn on my ultra violet sensors in order to pin point where these air particles are coming from. With this turned on it shouldn't be too hard to fi-

>You stare at her hooch wide eyed and blush...

Doukissa - oh really now... is that where it is? *sigh* fine~ Your punishment will be cruel if I catch you being a pervert.

>The Doe slips off her panties, causing your to plush more~!

Doukissa - Okay, Only touch me with your nose, if your hands touch me, you'll be punished. If you pop a boner, even just a little baby one, you'll be punished. understood?

>She spreads her legs in a power stance and looks away shyly...

>>739180
Eve - Kobolds are all olfactophiliacs. Your nose is a sensitive erogenous organ and your smell is very sharp. It's not even that your smell is that good it's that your brain processes smells very intensely. So, strong smells, especially love smells, are overwhelming, and good overwhelming sensations, cause boners... So yeah, this bet would be dead in the water if I could get erect...
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No. 740310 ID: 7fb8bb
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740310

>>739079
Aalos - for science!

>You move in and smell at her belly and near her groin trying to avoid her genitals directly...

[Unidentified] Air particles reaching sufficient saturation// maintain above 15% saturation until full analysis is complete... Analysis 2%...

>Doukissa blushes and shuffles as you rub your nose along her skin and fur... your sensitive nasal nerves spark and tingle sensually, but it's all under control~

Doukissa - Hmmnn... I'm not very comfortable being molested in this way... But since you need your research, maybe we can switch it up, plus I think you're being a little to easy on yourself~

>The Furry hipped girl grabs you by the back of the head and forces your snout into her groin! Rubbing your nose against her soft and damp fluff. She bucks against your face and mouth, to your dismay little more than fur gets in your mouth, but there is certainly a lot of it!

Doukissa - Mmnn~ this is a lot better for me, even if the end result is the same or even worst... Being in control, it makes such a difference~ I'd rather rape than be raped I suppose. Not that you care you little pervert~ You probably love this Heheehee Just keep breathing in your "Samples" AstroBoy~

>The fur rubbing along your sensitive nose and the overwhelming scent filling your nasal cavities stimulates you or rather eve immensely!

Eve - oohh god~ Mmnnn Don't stop you sexy DeerMMMMNnnnn Fcuk... Work the snout~

Error// Erectile Dysfunction// Error// Erectile Dysfunction// No Calibrations set// Error// Erectile Dysfunction// Error// Erectile Dysfunction//

Doukissa - So does my little fuckbot have enough love smells or do I need to sit on your face~?

>You check the Analysis and find it complete... nodding and letting out a muffled cry you signal her to stop... She lets you go with a a last buck, pushing you down along her fluff...

Doukissa - Good boy~
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No. 740311 ID: 7fb8bb
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740311

[Unknown] Sample analysis complete>> Biological matter, likely pheromone// Odor [Grape]// Taste [Grape]// Color [Violet]>> Sample Extremely thin, odorless and colorless// Harmless even in large doses// Effects on body>> Heightened arousal// Heightened ejaculation// loss of sense of consequence// Acute craving for [Wine]>> Effects extremely minimal// Near to 0% effect in normal inhalation// Pheromone likely vestigial... Adding potentially effective pheromone to progeny under D/:Reproduction/Offspring DNA/Fawn [Female]>> Simulate effects of Pheromone on self when inhaled Y/N?>> No name found for particle// Name or find name for sampled particle... Stock name set at Fawn_PH19.

>you look up at Doukissa blushing like a tomato, white she looks down at you victoriously...

Doukissa - Well that was fun~ Did you get your science? Hehee Either way, how shall I punish you since, there'e no way you didn't... Wait, don't tell me you didn't get a boner from all that? What, am I not good enough for you?! or... Are you actually... Just... Doing science and not a pervert... and all this time I've... Oh god I've been terrible... T-... Terrible!

>She turns and shuffles away...
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No. 740312 ID: 7fb8bb
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740312

>She turns against a wall and starts muttering to her self...

Doukissa - All this time, I thought... when I first got you I just wanted a friend... then you got all touchy feely... And I thought you were just wanting to get in my pants... I thought it was weird, but... I'm... I'm a freak too, and I kinda wanted a perverted robot in my life... So I played along and even *Sniff* played the tease card... I wanted to counter... to compliment your perversion with mine... I'm just *sniff* Like that... I like little cute things... I like you... I like Prince... I even like Varonos... But I wasn't being a cock teasing mistress to a little perverted robot... I was just stepping on and raping a perfectly good scientist... *sniff* You were just doing your job every time, Making 3d models, touching feeling smelling, understanding pants, analysis semen and air particles... you weren't being a pervert, I was! I projected all my desires on you and made you into an animal... *sniff* You deserve a better test subject... one that wont rape you... *sniff* I think just about anyone would be better than me...

>_ _ _
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No. 740321 ID: 2b4d5f

It sounds like you would like to engage my sexual function. 1stfall daemon is online.
Error, my erectile functionality has not been set up. Perform calibration test now?
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No. 740325 ID: 604727

Walk up slap her ass and tell her that we got the data we needed then say "now lets get back to the others, you can leave the pants off if you like." and while she grumbles and gets dressed tell here our dick hasn't been set up yet, close the door and leave as she calls us a little bastard.
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No. 740329 ID: 4f009c

>>740312
Umm I haven't managed to calibrate my penis yet. Sorry?
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No. 740332 ID: 595d54

>>740312
"Look, I knew what I was getting into and what you had in mind when I did this, you don't need to apologize for anything. It was fun. As for my genitalia...It's a long story. My penis has a separate AI to simulate genitalia not being under people's conscious control, and the AI is pretty perverted. I would've gotten a boner, but my penis literally hasn't been calibrated yet."
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No. 740333 ID: c441c1

"Well if it was that big of a problem you could always help me fix my ED." "Don't worry my master's wishes almost always come before science, so I can totally be 'your little pervert'." "If it wasn't for my penis not being calibrated I would have had an erection." "While I might be a pervert too I can't promise I will be 'little' forever." before using any of these lines though break ice with ass-slap.
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No. 740335 ID: c441c1

>>740333
also "I what do I get for not poping a boner even if I cheated."
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No. 740337 ID: 5657ce

Give that booty a good firm grab and tell her she's wrong, that you're a pervert to and that you cheated and should be punished "mistress"
Also yes simulate effects and ask Doukissa about it
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No. 740338 ID: fc10b4

>>740333
>>740335
These two have my vote.
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No. 740339 ID: f562b1

>But I wasn't being a cock teasing mistress to a little perverted robot...
"Nah, apparently I suffer from "Erectile Dysfunction." I kept getting error reports on it. *Shrug* Plenty of other ways to express my perversion, Mistress~"
(Don't tell her about the calibrations, just play it off as an actual dysfunction)
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No. 740343 ID: ef22a0

>>740312
haha wow this turned serious. poor dear.
okay, casually lean against the wall next to her, preferably in her field of view, need to let her know we're not spooked by this.

"Well, after taking that sample, I know you weren't quite thinking straight. You're not wrong in either case though; Yes, I'm a scientist but as of that last patch, yes, I'm also officially a pervert."

Pause to see if she's calming down.

"Look it's not everyday you get a little fantasybot drop into your lap asking to do some sexy science, so I can understand you getting a little carried away, and it's hardly been unpleasant (I'd totally have lost that little bet there if I didn't still need to do some calibrations) but we should probably talk it out a bit first before we go crazy. hug?"

conclude all this clarification and comfort with

"Now let's dry those tears and get decent before Prince stumbles in, misreads the situation and resorts to murder."
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No. 740351 ID: cc08c7

Come clean and admit we can't get it up.
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No. 740353 ID: 91ee5f

>>740335
It's not cheating, we just didn't get around to calibrating our dick before this all happened.
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No. 740355 ID: c441c1

>>740335
Sorry about the typo. :P
>>740353
But we never told her that. even if we technically never made a bet.
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No. 740357 ID: 3740b1

Tell her she's not wrong at all about us, but we do have a job to do while being a total pervert. Regardless we did win the bet, so now it's time we punish her. Tell her to get down on all fours with her head down. We want a spin at her ass. Then grab on and calibrate that robodick on/in that fuzzbutt. This roboperv would rather rape than be raped too, and it's our turn.
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No. 740369 ID: c441c1

>>740357
No do not calibrate 1stfall inside of someone it has to expand to both of its extremes meaning it could be well over 2 ft long and empty all of its contents upon first calibration. However as a victory token having her help calibrate 1stfall is good, if she doesn't want to though we could always play horsie on our way back to the group.
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No. 740371 ID: 3740b1

Ah right. Probably don't want to explode the fuzzbutt. Ok tell her that then just slide along the top of her crack and calibrate. Funny and fair payback for all the tic tac dick teasing.
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No. 740391 ID: c441c1

>>740371
Much better. A good idea is to do it in the shower/bathtub it will probably get everywhere and she will need to clean herself up afterwards.
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No. 740408 ID: 544cb7

Uh, Doukissa, you didn't do anything wrong. You know when I asked for that tactile map? I really did just want to feel you up. I was serious about the particles though, and my nose is... uh... erogenous, and I didn't want to make a mess so I cut power to my dick.
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No. 740414 ID: 39d0f1

Doukissa, PLEASE, stop saying rape! You got a complex, woman? Sheesh
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No. 740420 ID: 595d54

>>740414
Relax, man. She can't help it if she has a kink for that and there's nothing wrong with just having one.
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No. 740429 ID: ccbcd2

We havent had the chance to calibrate our dick so it doesnt work just yet. Believe me, it was trying.
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No. 740431 ID: fc10b4

Actually what if this is a trap. We can't see her face.
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No. 740433 ID: f09bd8

Our reward is her sampleing our sweet and addictive vanilla icecream, our punishment should be scientific in someway, like sampleing what cum really tastes like.
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No. 740455 ID: f562b1

I would like to offer up a vote against trying to claim victory simply because of not having calibrated. Whether we explain it or not, we at least should admit to losing.
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No. 740457 ID: 91ee5f

>>740355
It still doesn't count as cheating if we didn't cheat on purpose.
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No. 740470 ID: 544cb7

losing? cheating? That's pretty narrow view of the situation. It's not a game, it's flirting and foreplay. Just let her know our dick was out of order intentionally and we of enjoyed this 'research' in the right way and that we are looking forward to more 'collaboration'.
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No. 740473 ID: c31933

>>740470
She seems like the kind of person who would enjoy us treating this situation as a game she already said she wanted us to be 'her little perverted pet'
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No. 740476 ID: cc08c7

>>740473

Basically this, foreplay isn't always dead serious and there's nothing wrong with being playful about it.
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No. 740480 ID: 7fb8bb
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740480

>>740339
(Don't tell her about the calibrations, just play it off as an actual dysfunction)

>>740325
>>740333
>>740335
>>740408
>>740343
>You walk up and slap her ass cheek and dig your fingers into her plump juicy cheek. Looking up at her smiling, she looks down worried and surprised...

Aalos - Don't worry my master's wishes almost always come before science, so I can totally be 'your little pervert.

Doukissa - Aalos?

Aalos - You didn't do anything wrong. You know when I asked for that tactile map? I really did just want to feel you up. I was serious about the particles though, But my nose is... uh... erogenous. I'd totally have lost that little bet there, but, apparently I suffer from "Erectile Dysfunction." I kept getting error reports on it. *Shrug* Plenty of other ways to express my perversion, Mistress~

>The fawn grabs and hugs you, pressing your face against her breasts.

Doukissa - I'm sorry for reacting the way I did... Ill be a better mistress from now on and a better friend~

>She still looks frazzled, but at least she's not crying...

Aalos - I what do I get for not poping a boner? Even if I cheated~

Doukissa - *sigh* Well for cheating you should be punished, but then again technically you cheated about as much as I did and neither actions were ever really prohibited... So I'll call it a win for you... But not a big one, since it was easy for you, so your reward is small~

>>740357
Aalos - get down on all fours with her head down. We want a spin at your ass.

Doukissa - So sudden! That's a bit too big of a prize for such a small victory, besides, what about your "ED"? Unless your idea of a prize is getting to kiss my ass~

>>740369
Aalos - we get to play horsey on our way back to the group~

Doukissa - Still a bit much, at least for the moment let's keep this between you and me... Something small like a kiss, tickling, Spanking, Feeling me up, a small toy, Your aforementioned vanilla, seeing my baps, maybe tasting me... Nothing too big and nothing that the others will see...

>Small prize for honesty and involuntary restrain _ _ _
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No. 740482 ID: 6bedbd

>>740480
Does the fluff butt have any remote controlled toys? If they don't "see it" it's alright, yes?
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No. 740485 ID: f461c5

Welp. She has previously unexplored pheremonal components and there may be more to it when she orgasms, and she still doesnt believe us about the vanilla. I say we eat her out while we calibrate 1stfall. What better reward for her little pet than one she can enjoy as well?

>>740311
Yes, simulate effects of pheremone.
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No. 740486 ID: c441c1

>>740480
That feeling when the author doesn't edit your typos...
>>740485
I like this guys idea that way we both get something; but she has to promise that when we say to get off our dick she does it immediately no kidding around here or she could be seriously hurt.
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No. 740541 ID: 3740b1

I think this is definitely the time to calibrate. Check w Eve on the volume of, er, output from our calibration. If it's not so much that she'll be basted, have her stand in the shower while we stand a couple feet back and put our dick through its paces. Then have her taste our our cum.
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No. 740542 ID: 3740b1

>>740541
Actually on second thought, ask if grinding on top of her ass cheeks while calibrating is too much to ask. I still want to see her reaction when our cute little dick touches her shoulder blades.
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No. 740549 ID: 65d535

Ask her about her "toys"
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No. 740552 ID: c7a2e0

Don't calibrate in front of her
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No. 740576 ID: c441c1

>>740552
yes do 'Eve' has waited to long for this moment.
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No. 740618 ID: 11abf6

Remote controlled toy so we can tease her all evening until she begs!
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No. 740623 ID: db363a

>>740618
The others would notice.
Maybe a quick motorboat?
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No. 740641 ID: 7fb8bb
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>>740482
>>740549
>>740618
Aalos - where do you keep all your toys~?

Doukissa - in the lovely box in my closet, you're welcome to use any one you like... On yourself that is~

>You find a pink luggage case and pop it open, finding a few toys of various sizes, a nifty strap on belt, handcuffs, a crop, a ballgag and a ring gag... You pick up the ring gag and can't help but feel... Frightened... this... little ring device is scary... sinister... You put it down and a part of you hopes you never see it again...
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No. 740642 ID: 7fb8bb
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740642

>You pluck a purple buttplug from the box, its not too big but still heavy, and clearly has a large motor with no control port... You quickly find a matching remote~

Eve - Hmmm that is a very primitive device. Try running it.

>you click the toy on and it buzzes silently but powerfully...

Eve - Yeah thought so... It's really not doing a good job for how simple it is... I've Captured the radio waves in your skull and can easy decode and emit them if you like. No need for a silly toys when your brain is a universal remote~

New Short range signal// ButtPlug

Eve - Should have much more range now and be more reliable, plus you just need to think the commands! It's like a psychic sex toy~

>>740485
Simulating effects
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No. 740643 ID: 7fb8bb
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740643

>you show the toy to the sexy fawn.

Doukissa - Oh that old thing? I guess so, Normally I'd be against giving you that much control over a long period of time... But... I guess I'll let you have it since the remote is busted~ It doesn't work sometimes and unless you're right up next to it, it wont go full power. So yeah, That seems fair and tame~

>She lubes up her pucker and spreads for you sheepishly.

Doukissa - Gently now... Gent-Aahh~ Mnnn Naughty boy...

Aalos - *giggles*

>>740485
>>740541
>>740552
>>740576
'Eve' has waited to long for this moment.

Eve - not really, I'm only twenty minutes old, maybe thirty... I can wait until the time is just right~

Aalos - Eve, Tell me about the Calibrations output and volume.

Eve - Well, it's loud enough to be heard a room over and sounds like a small air mattress motor. it needs to set up to it's max size and then deflate to a minimum, then it needs to release any residue, I'm lead to understand there might be a waxy slime in you to keep the urethral from filling with dust during storage... But you might not based on it's model... It's best to empty into a toilet or shower, I'm told it smells like earwax... all in all, not very sexy...

Aalos - So... I need to do robot things alone in the bathroom...

Doukissa - Oh do you now~

Aalos - One of my organs needs to do something and might spill waxy gross slime.

Doukissa - Gross.

Aalos - I'm gonna slip into the bathroom and try to not make a mess... It's gonna make a motor noise.

Doukissa - okay, I'm gonna go see the others.

>She puts her panties on over the toy and slips back into her pants...
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No. 740647 ID: 11abf6

Set butt plug to lowest intensity for now also capture and decode every radio wave even if it seems useless
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No. 740651 ID: f562b1

>>740647
I wanna just vote activating it when anything happens to her character. Just a sudden jolt should be enough. Either she yelps or squirms, and we can base on that how much to keep it up.
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No. 740660 ID: 7fb8bb
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>>740647
>You turn the device on, and can't hear it at all... It's safe to keep it at this setting for ever.

>>740651
>you peek out the door at Doukissa as she walks down the hall, turning it up to 75% in a spike, as soon as you do the fawn stiffens and yelps. She turns and looks at you holding her butt and giving you a naughty stare... You rev it like a car at a a race, causing her to squirm silently~ She makes a shush sign and walks towards the others... You give her one last rev and let her go at the base setting...

>You enter the bathroom and get comfortable, locking the door behind you. Once you're good and ready you initiate the 1stfall calibrations... a loud motor noise goes off and slowly your cock grows large and juicy... it starts out small, simply standing, but gets bigger and bigger... it gets to be a comfortable size for fucking human sized folks and then grows to a more hefty size and girth... it keeps growing, reaching sizes that would be more useful for plowing a horse and even bigger still you could please an ogre... After three whole minutes its nearly as big as your entire bodyI couldn't draw it and make it look good... feel free to try your hand in the discussion thread though.... It's hard to say what use this size has, as you can't stand straight or keep it pointed, even with the massive balls helping with your balance... The massive device vibrates intensely and pistons like a jackhammer... You then feel very vivid tingles along the tip and base and balls... a loud *BEEP* is heard.

//Preparing to evacuate residue

>You shuffle the massive rod to the shower and out pours a pale blue waxy cream... it's smell is not arousing, but it goes down the drain easily enough... The 1stfall shrinks back down to it's smallest form, a mere 0.8 inch, the tip barely breaches the foreskin~

Eve - it is pretty cute~ Does Doukissa's affection for your little baby cock seem weird to you? I think she'd like it this small, but that's kinda pedo isn't it? Anywho... The 1stfall can hold 3 Presets. It can only chose between these 3 Presets when I make it erect. You can change them at a later date but not on the fly, it requires another calibration to change them... Please set 3 presets, and include length, girth and firmness length can be between 0.8 and 42 inches... for simplicity; girth is either, thin, standard or wide... And firmness is either Squishy, muscle, rubber or plastic... Sorry if this makes little sense, i'm trying to keep a very complex system as simple as possible...

>Chose 3 settings
>_ _ _
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No. 740662 ID: 595d54

Uh, I guess one small, one normal, one gigantic. 3 inches, 6-7 inches, and... eh, why not, 42 inches, not like we're using gigantic for anything except showing off anyway. Wide for all except maybe gigantic, ain't no one likes a dick too thin to feel. Let's go with muscle firmness for all of them for verisimilitude.
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No. 740669 ID: 3740b1

4 inch, wide and hard as a rock muscle for Doukie

9.5 inch wide(er) and hard with a little give to it for dominating Doukie, pleasing Prince and general tomfoolery

18 inch, very wide, firm but a little squishy, with a very elastic urethra - our scare tactic dick/the one we keep for the first centaur or ogre we meet / the one where we can take a good sized dick in our pisser if we wanted.

Having a max size setting seems pointless at this juncture. We can add the setting if we ever want to spear a whale.
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No. 740674 ID: fc10b4

>>740669
Welp. I guess ill vote for this. We can change these settings down the line if push comes to shove and our partners are, for some odd reason, unsatisfied with our current Load-out.
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No. 740676 ID: c441c1

Aalos get in Prince's bed (the tub) before you cover the room in goo.
>>740662
I am going to go with this one for now mainly because Doukissa might enjoy the smaller setting, we also need to use max size as a gag at some point and to get it down we just need an arm job.
>>740669
using this guys wideness and elasticity.
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No. 740678 ID: 401620

>>740669
These are good settings. Use these.
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No. 740679 ID: f562b1

>I think she'd like it this small, but that's kinda pedo isn't it?
Not necessarily. It's shota, but that might only go for small men for her. Unless she ends up being into babyplay or otherwise shows herself to be interested in actual children, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

>>740669
I agree with this.
>The 1stfall can hold 3 Presets.
Considering that Love Machine has so many subjects that worship him as a Sex God, is it possible to spend research points on more presets? Probably not worth it in our case, but I would like to know if that's an option in case it does become worthwhile at some point.
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No. 740680 ID: 11abf6

>>740669
This is good. we should be able to self aural the larger one, no reason we can't enjoy our vanilla.
Also, be sure to use a glass when test fire. No sense wasting good vanilla ice cream
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No. 740853 ID: 5e00ee

Ahh I wanted the buttplug in us.

>>740669
Put second as standard insted of wide
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No. 741119 ID: 7fb8bb
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>>740679
Aalos - is it possible to spend research points on more presets?

Eve - Yup, or you could get another 1stfall of an alternate model~

>>740853
Ahh I wanted the buttplug in us.

Eve - She did offer all her toys to us~ it's not too late...

>>740669
>You set up the first and default size... It's 4 inches long and rather hefty. Very firm, it doesn't bend easily... It doesn't seem small to you, fits well in your hand~ You stroke quickly along the entire length, it's very easy to handle and feels great~!

>>740680
be sure to use a glass when test fire. No sense wasting good vanilla ice cream

>You lean over and pick up a glass near the sink, for rinsing... Your test fire is successful and fills the glass near to the brim!

Eve - Hmmnn... yeah that looks weird when it's from a small or huge cock... The 1stfall can't handle bucket load cumshots, so it just unloads an assumed average of most common races... a little over 1cup... That's about right, yes?
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No. 741120 ID: 7fb8bb
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741120

>>740669
>You set the second preset on the 1stfall... Nearly 10 inches long, it has a boat shape, very wide at the middle and thinner towards the tip and base, Bending upwards. It's hard but bends, the plump middle section is more fatty~

Eve - Mmnnn now that's a mans cock~!

>It's not as easy to stroke as the first setting, you need to wrap both your hands around its girth. But once you get going the sensation is even better~ The intensity offers a much more pleasurable experience... Nearing completion, you barely manage to hit the tub when you arrive... a quick rise gets rid of it...
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No. 741121 ID: 595d54

>>741119
>a little over 1cup... That's about right, yes?
...Yeah, sure, we wouldn't have any way to know otherwise IC. Let's hope we find out before we choke a lover during oral.
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No. 741124 ID: 7fb8bb
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>>740669
>The third setting is a monster! one and a half feet long. is juicy and thick, metallic veins bulge along the synth skin... It's very soft and manageable. Experimenting with its softness you manage to push a finger into it, causing an spasm of overwhelming sensations. With its Soft squishiness, you might be able to force it into tighter spots...

Eve - Whats out with this one Master, don't break anything~

>You struggle to perform the test fire... it's too big and unmanageable...

>>740680
we should be able to self aural the larger one, no reason we can't enjoy our vanilla.

>Eve almost drools at the thought of "self aural" but then looks sad when you put it in your mouth... Then she looks very pleased again~

Eve - Oh fuck that's good~

>You manage to bob your head on the soft monster and stuff your mouth and throat, thought you're not experience in oral, it's sensation is overwhelming!! You hug the beast with both arms and rub your chest and fur against it, your eyes roll back in your head as you near climax and fill your mouth, coughing and choking on the sweet sweet Vanilla treat~

//Caution// Though beneficial to your health and mental state, [Reployds] have proven to be addictive// Please ingest at your own risk// Feel free to acquire reployd patches for [0RP] to fight addiction.

Test fire complete>> 1stfall setup complete// Please enjoy and fuck responsably// [46:9-24] -The gods flesh is in you, Praise be. Gracious, Superior, Divine. May all kneel and embrace your warmth, your pride and joy. Fill those below with bliss and rapture, for they are our lamb and children alike, Amen~

Eve - By the mothers and queens, by the nymph and concubine, by the father and The holy spirit, Flesh of machine, heart of soul... Amen~

>Eve produces a prayer motion similar to taichi... inhales deeply, with hands flat to the base of her breasts, exhales deeply, moving her hands down along her body and arching out like a waterfall...

Eve - Alrighty, So back to the game, or do you have plans for that glass of tasty reployds?

>_ _ _
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No. 741126 ID: c441c1

Okay so first thing we need to do is take that glass of reploids and give it to Doukass with the words "one cup of vanilla"
I am going to assume the purple text is notes from TG006 based on the religious aspects
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No. 741127 ID: c441c1

>>741126
Also we'll need pants now.
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No. 741128 ID: 62a2c4

That's oral.

Aural would be if you stuck it in your ear.
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No. 741129 ID: 6e789b

>>741126
Better yet, heat it ,froth it into a foam and make three foamy chi lattes for our three best friends. Tell them it's made with love
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No. 741133 ID: f562b1

>>740680
>we should be able to self aural
I believe that was a typo... Aural is ear, Oral is mouth. Self aural would be interesting, but is our ear canal built to accommodate penetrations in the first place? I think we might need a custom head for that.
>[Reployds] have proven to be addictive
Well, if something comes up we can order patches then. Probably would look weird if we ordered patches before actually doing anything with anybody else... right? I guess that's something to look into, actually.
>>741129
Uh, let's not sexually abuse them unless we find out they're into it. Doukissa is, but we only know that Prince is flirty, and we have no idea about Varonos.
>>741127
How quickly can loads replenish? Can we go erect while on empty?
>a little over 1cup... That's about right, yes?
I'm sure there wouldn't be harm in mentioning reading digital messages left behind by our brothers, and how with the statements coming from Goblins and Sex cultists we can't really be sure if it applies to non-cultist who also aren't goblins.
A good way to bring it up in the first place, mention that we "Found a solution to the problem," and when Prince or Voronos ask (I'm sure they will), explain that she was asking if she'd have to worry about us popping a boner and that we had ED. Maybe not the most socially acceptable way of explaining it, but who cares, that's us for you.
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No. 741173 ID: 330725

Wonder if eve drew ear sex?
>>741133
Don't let prince or varonos know yet. it's a BH quest were gonna have sex with all three of them at some point, were probably gonna have sex with the lesbian fishes and the jelly cube too, it's a Christmas miracle we haven't had sex with eve yet.
But for now don't let the boys know, it's our little secret game.
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No. 741175 ID: 595d54

>>741173
BH did say that he regretted some of the excesses in Eadoo, so I'm not sure that attitude will be as productive as usual, but... well, Doukissa at least is definitely interested and all my experience tells me Prince is the sort of guy who likes ERP.
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No. 741194 ID: ccbcd2

>>741175
It would still be wise to practice caution. We've just barely met the other two and Varonos doesnt seem interested AT ALL.
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No. 741205 ID: 3740b1

>>741194
He's also 16 isn't he?
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No. 741214 ID: 8201a3

disregard stealth reploid dosage, wait for someone to try them 'from the tap', it should be a pleasant surprise for all involved.
but yeah, get decent and play on.
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No. 741246 ID: e2dec8

I say, leave it on the kitchen table and what ever happens happens.
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No. 741416 ID: 3740b1

Lets get back to the game already.
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No. 741499 ID: c441c1

After we have done what we do with the cup we should start the game.
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No. 741663 ID: dbfaea
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741663

>you take the step ladder into the kitchen and use it to put the glass of reploids on the kitchen table.

meant to do this earlier

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No. 741664 ID: dbfaea
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Yes I know that's not how aesthetics is spelled, It's too late to change it...

Estetic upgrades... -LayLine Color [Change glowing line, eyes, and 1stfall color] - 1[RP] -Synthfur Color [Change Fur color] - 1[RP] -Synthskin color [change skin color] - 1[RP] -Synthskin Metallic coat [Metallic colored skin] - 2[RP] -Synthskin Love Machine special [24k gold laced with anthropa-thion fields] "Ultra light, rock hard, very gently shocks to the touch, ladies love it" - 5[RP] -Synthskin BioMesh [Skin like film covers body, comes in standard skin colors] - 2[RP] -Synthskin Furmesh [Fur like film covers body, comes in standard fur colors] - 2[RP] -Synthfur wig [hair for your head] - 1[RP] -Additional Synthfur [New Fur pattern of your choosing] - 2[RP] -Horn attachment [horns of your design] - 1[RP] -Layline art [Glowing pattern of your design] - 1[RP]
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No. 741665 ID: dbfaea
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Part Replacement -Aalos Arms [replacement arms, race of your choosing] - 10[RP] -Aalos Legs [replacement legs, race of your choosing] - 10[RP] -Aalos Cranium [replacement head case, race of your choosing] - 5[RP] -Aalos energy reserve [Replacement tail, race of your choosing] - 10[RP] -1stfall [all purpose male reproductive organ, race of your choosing] - 10[RP] -Shev'R1 [General purpose Female reproductive organs, race of your choosing] - 5[RP] -1stfall+ [Shev'R1+1stfall interaction, loss of testicular balance in exchange for variety] - 15[RP] -Moth1r [Simple female chest add-on] - 2[RP] -Moth2r [General purpose female chest add-on, size control] - 5[RP] -Moth3r [All purpose female chest add-on, Size control, fully penetrable, produces milk] - 10[RP]
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No. 741666 ID: dbfaea
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Tools and Hardware -Belcher 1 [Mouth gland producing acid or fire] - 2[RP] -Belcher 2 [Mouth gland altering taste and color of saliva] - 2[RP] -Breaker drill [Arm mounted drill, for construction purposes] - 3[RP] -WireJack [limb attachment, permitting long distance use and tactile connection.] - 2[RP] -Connector watch [Arm mounted communication device, to be worn by subjects.] - 2[RP] -Extend-0 arms [arms extend like inspector gadget... who ever he is?] - 3[RP] -Extend-0 legs [Legs extend like inspector gadget... seriously who is this guy?] - 3[RP] -Fish finder [sonar designed for fishing] - 3[RP] -Tendr1l [2 prehensile tentacles protrude from shoulders] - 5[RP] -Tendr2l [4 prehensile tentacles protrude from shoulders and hips] - 10[RP] -Tendr3l [6 prehensile tentacles protrude from shoulders, hips and back] - 15[RP] -Tendr4l [8 prehensile tentacles protrude from shoulders, hips, back and wrists] - 20[RP] -Phot1 eyes [ocular upgrade, allows you to see targets mood] - 5[RP] -Empathic receiver [decrypts surface thoughts] - 15[RP] -The hum [ultra low frequency vibrations, control bodily functions of touched target] - 20[RP] -gender altering nanites "partial" [reversible procedure in which nanites alter the nature of targets genitals] - 5[RP] -gender altering nanites [reversible procedure in which nanites alter the nature of targets body] - 10[RP] -gender altering nanites "Hermaphrodite" [reversible procedure in which nanites alter the nature of targets body] - 15[RP] -Body clone nanites [Clones a body creating a fresh copy] - 0[RP] [on appeal for accidental murder of subject.] -The egg [external womb for reploid child] - 5[RP]
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No. 741667 ID: dbfaea
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Plug-ins and software -mobile communications [cellphone compatibility] - 2 [RP] -Silver tongue [3 additional languages] - 2[RP] -Muti-faceted study [1 additional subject] - 1[RP] -1stfall enhancement [2 additional settings] - 2[RP] -smart connectivity [connects to blue tooth and smart devices] - 2[RP]
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No. 741668 ID: 595d54

Nice, but I like Aalos as he is already. For the 20-RP package, I'll go with Tendr4l, if they can be retracted.

If not, phot1 eyes and emphatic receiver.
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No. 741676 ID: 4854ef

emphatic receiver, smart connectivity, mobile communications, and layline color, lets go with some software! Nothing really needed for hardware since we'll be pretty uneven.
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No. 741677 ID: 3740b1

The hum. Sounds very useful for our research as well as self defense.
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No. 741678 ID: d682c1

> Moth3r
*?!* ... ngh ...

> Synthfur Wig
That's ... worth a single RP ... I think ... does it work for your cr- nevermind.

> Breaker Drill
... You don't ... erm ... you don't need this. I think ...

> Body Clone Nanites
EW. Well, it's free ... maybe later, though. If there's malware on that thing, don't buy it early.

> Egg
You could get started. Um ... get started with your own chimera monster? Yeah, get started ... now ...

> Emphatic Receiver
... good ... one ... ngh ...

> The Hum
... not ... nice ...

> Gender changing Nanites
*twitch*

> smart con-
@#$% IT

BUY MOTH3R AND THE EGG, SAVE UP FOR GENDER-ALTERING NANAITES TIER 2/3!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
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No. 741685 ID: 4db4fa

>>741668
This
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No. 741686 ID: bfa142

-mobile communications [cellphone compatibility] - 2 [RP]
-Silver tongue [3 additional languages] - 2[RP]
-Muti-faceted study [1 additional subject] - 1[RP]
-smart connectivity [connects to blue tooth and smart devices] - 2[RP]
-Belcher 2 [Mouth gland altering taste and color of saliva] - 2[RP]
-Tendr1l [2 prehensile tentacles protrude from shoulders] - 5[RP]
-Shev'R1 [General purpose Female reproductive organs, race of your choosing] - 5[RP]
-Horn attachment [horns of your design] - 1[RP]
-Layline art [Glowing pattern of your design] - 1[RP]
-Synthfur Color [Change Fur color] - 1[RP] blur hilights

I say we go full letch with Aalos but we play Kal straight
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No. 741699 ID: 91ee5f

>>741686
This.
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No. 741700 ID: 9647cc

>>741686
That's a good one
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No. 741742 ID: 6e0270

>>741667
cool, check if it's possible to refund or trade in parts you want to upgrade/change. even if such a system is only in place for parts with a clear upgrade path

>>741686
dammit that's a nice list, I agree with most of this, I'd suggest replacing Tendr11 and Silver Tongue with Phot1 eyes and Moth1r (moodsight and boobs yay) but it's solid and has my vote
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No. 741749 ID: 3740b1

>>741686
I say we go full letch with Kelda. Wouldnt be a proper Flynn quest if the audience doesn't push for the lewd at every opportunity.
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No. 741750 ID: 4854ef

Mobile and connectivity because why wouldnt we want to hook up with all the electronics?
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No. 741763 ID: 68cd8f

>>741686

You mean blue highlights, yes?
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No. 741791 ID: dbfaea
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>>741686
>>741699
>>741700
>>741742
Transaction complete// -mobile communications -Silver tongue -Muti-faceted study -smart connectivity -Belcher 2 -Tendr1l -Shev'R1 -Horn attachment -Layline art -Synthfur Color Remaining [RP] : 0 ETA : 8AM -mobile communications -Silver tongue -Muti-faceted study -smart connectivity Active upon download... 20%... 40%... 60%... 80%... Complete... //Please specify following details... languages (3) New subject (1) Default saliva taste and color Race of female genitalia horn design Layline art design
>Nothing too complicated for the layline art please.

>_ _ _
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No. 741792 ID: 544cb7

The hum sees like a no brainer. Yes, I want the ability to make someone orgasm just by touching them (though we wouldn't use it cause that's no fun by comparison).
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No. 741794 ID: 595d54

>>741791
Spanish, Mandarin Chinese, and French for languages. Humanoid recreation for the new subject. Transparent and tasteless for saliva. Human for female genitalia if we really must be yet another futa protagonist. Small ram horns for the horn design, nothing other than glowing eyes for the leyline design.
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No. 741801 ID: 9647cc

Russian French and Japanese for languages, Varonos for new subject, pink and strawberry for saliva. can we change it later? Kobold vagina, small antlers and a spiral on our chest and butt as well as a heart just above our groin.
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No. 741802 ID: 91ee5f

>>741791
Kobold for female genetalia because it would be weird to have something else on a kobold body.
For the lines, it kinda hard to do that without a paper doll of Aalos to draw on. But if we can get the Tendr1l tentacles to glow, I'd be ok with that.
And for everything else I'll go with what >>741794 suggested.
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No. 741805 ID: dbfaea

>>741742
cool, check if it's possible to refund or trade in parts you want to upgrade/change. even if such a system is only in place for parts with a clear upgrade path

>Yes you can sell back parts at half their cost. And upgrades balance out the cost... Example [if you have tentacles 1 and want tentacles 2 it would only cost you 5RP since you already have the previous version] ... Some items are consumed when used and thus can't be sold...
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No. 741814 ID: dbfaea
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>>741802
here you go, you can work on this~
>when the new laylines are applied they replace the existing one, and the item is consumed.
tentacles and genitals can have laylines on them as well.
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No. 741830 ID: 9647cc

im assuming the robopussy can take all sizes like the robocock. If so take a kobold one, Otherwise human.
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No. 741832 ID: 6e0270
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>>741814
okay I'm no artomancer but I took a shot at it and came to the conclusion that Aalos's panels and stuff are already pleasing enough lines on him, so some just backlit segments, glowy eyes and a slightly different torso pattern here.
I couldn't decide if less is more or more is more with the tentacles, so I just threw both side by side to see what other people liked.
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No. 741833 ID: cf8a2e

Spoiler image function on lewd things please.
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No. 741839 ID: 3740b1

Oh good so we do still have our robopeen then? The vajay is just an addition? I vote gnoll as both a tribute to our character as well as sort of a cheat to get a double duty organ. We can take a dp or we can put the gnoll puss into outtie mode and dish one out. I'm sure it won't be as versatile as 1stfall but should do the trick.
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No. 741843 ID: c441c1

>>741832
I like this guys ley line designs.
For vagina kobold.
saliva honey or other sweet taste + appropriate color for taste such as honey = bronze.
langauge Draconic or gnollish (because I know that the nerds would put it in their that make this stuff as complex as robots.), German for intemidating people, and French for sounding romantic.
For a horn why not use the Koblod princesses horn design (http://e926.net/post/index/1/kobold_princess)
For a new subject Veranos.

Do we have to set up Shiv'1 now and does it come with its own AI or do we still use Eve also do we draw anymore kink cards for this.
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No. 741844 ID: 3740b1
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>>741839
Can we choose where the new entry port is located? If so I say hidden in a panel on our tail. Hear me out. While the typical tucked behind the nuts is unappealing, unoriginal and impractical, this would be nifty, unexpected and versatile. If we can upgrade our tail to be able to flatten out a bit we can even go full femme by bringing it up and under and tucking a size 1 1stfall away (just his cute little face sticking out like a big ol clit). If my gnoll puss suggestion doesn't fly this still allows us a lot of utility when it comes to our "position" while collecting data.
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No. 741846 ID: 3740b1
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No. 741866 ID: 456193

>>741832
come on we can do better then this, lets get more artsy or even just go full Tron

Kobold or Gnoll vajay
>languages
haven't a clue what would be useful so Japanese, Latin and German unless there are some better fantasy languages.
Tiny cute horns that can also act as hand holds
and or second subject will be Prince. Wait we're staying with Douki so or second subject will probably have to be her brother, god damn it.
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No. 741889 ID: 6e0270

>>741866
I mean, It's an online edit by a pleb, I'm sure anyone decent can do better, but we were asked to keep it simple (we don't want to be a nightmare to draw all the time) and Aalos already has a bunch of cool lines on his body, why go mad when his design already works?
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No. 741965 ID: 9e7153

For horn designs, how would that go?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackbuck
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No. 741970 ID: 456193

How about some curly Ram horns or Ibex horns
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capra_(genus)
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No. 741975 ID: e47d07

Go for broke on the horns

http://i.imgur.com/ChPN0OK.jpg
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No. 741995 ID: 456193

>>741975
Or maybe two different horns on each side.

OR MAYBE https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn
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No. 742130 ID: f562b1

Can we get the laylines to have an arrow pointing up on the chest, and an arrow pointing down on the belly? The back would just straight up be a down arrow, none up. Sort of like "My eyes are up here, my dick's down here, and my ass over here."
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No. 742139 ID: 68cd8f

Don't go for gigantic horns, despite what everyone is saying. They aren't really feasible. Maaayyybe when you have RP to burn, as a temporary gag?
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No. 742164 ID: 737cd0

>>741995
I'd like point out I'm joking but I do think some small Ibex horns would look good
Broken Halo care to give us some visuals to choose from in Dis?
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No. 742267 ID: dbfaea

>>742164
That's a good idea, Here's some doodles, feel free to vote here
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/97971+50.html

I'll be tallying the votes here thought.
Also my larping week end was great~

I will also be posting the drawn versions of the laylines, So for all intents and purposes, first to three votes wins, as of now...
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No. 742282 ID: 645275

2nd horn and 3rd layline
1st horn is too Trixie, 3rd is neat but too complicated and prone to being in the way.

Please no mlp unicorn horn. Plx
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No. 742285 ID: c441c1

>>742282
I voted before but all of what this guy said. except make the tentacle the heart.
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No. 742293 ID: 40b28f

>>742282
Agree 100%
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No. 742300 ID: dbfaea

>>742282
>>742285
>>742293
Alrighty then~ Swept back horns with the line pattern and hearts on the tentacles... It is known
languages are french japanese and german.
Subject is Varonos.
Default flavor and color is honey and bronze
And kobold for pussy, though I'm going to assume you mean small human, because kobolds have bi-channeled vaginas to accommodate their males and cutebolds are canine and take a bit from them... unless I'm wrong you that's exactly what you want?
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No. 742302 ID: dbfaea
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>>741830
Oh and yes, the Shev'r1 can take much larger loads than normal, but not to the extent that the 1stfall can produce... To put it in perspective, a normal cutebold can handle 3inches, maybe 4... you can bulge quite a bit... your shell is soft and rubbery but solid on impact from the outside.
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No. 742313 ID: 91ee5f

Maybe we should tell everyone that we ordered some more parts to be attached to our body?
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No. 742367 ID: dbfaea
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>Just as you finish the order, Varonos walks up the stairs and into the kitchen...

New subject Added>> Varonos Argyris... Male... Fawn... age:15.359

Varonos - Hey There, mister Roboto. Finished your En-engine trouble?

[Abnormality detected in Subject Varonos] >> "Subject" Heart rate above nominal:.>> Breathing rate above nominal:.>> Hands shaking:.>> Sweating above nominal. Notably on hands:.>> Eyes focused [Shaky]:.>> - Symptoms suggest stress... investigate Abnormal behavior>

Varonos - *sigh* thirty...

>He opens the fridge and bends down to get the cans towards bottom...

Eve - Well~ Like sister like brother, I hope they get their derriere from their mother~*Giggle*
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No. 742368 ID: dbfaea
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Varonos - Eum... If you want one you can help yourself, that is I mean... You're welcome to just open our fridge and grab one, it's right down there, so you'll easily... be able to... well get to them... That is... If you even drink these, can you? I mean you're a robot, but you've got guts-err.. like organs right? Would cola...

>He looks very uncomfortable...

Varonos - What I'm trying to say... in the dumbest way possible... is that... I feel I left a bad first impression... I... Well I probably look like a proper blighter... I don't want to make things weird between us, since you'll probably be staying with us after all... So... if you'd like... Maybe we could start over?

>He holds out his hand to shake.

Varonos - I'm Varon. Pleasure to meet you mister Aalos~

>_ _ _
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No. 742373 ID: bb9f08

Shake his hand
"Pleasure to re-meet you too Varon. Tell us a bit about yourself, since in truth, we never really met you all that much"
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No. 742374 ID: c441c1

Give that precious cinnamon-bun a hug. and nothing else Eve.
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No. 742382 ID: 4854ef

It's fine! Also we can consume the same as you, we've got our own 'organs' and such and we actually do primarily need to eat and drink.
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No. 742384 ID: dbfaea
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>>742374
Give that precious cinnamon-bun a hug.

>You hop off your step and walk right past his hand giving him a leg hug... Though very cute, he seems uncomfortable...

Aalos - nothing else Eve.

Eve - *Pff* fine...

Varonos - Eum... hey~ that's nice... *cough* you're... a cute little robot I guess? Heheh...

>>742382
Aalos - It's fine! Also we can consume the same as you, we've got our own 'organs' and such and we actually do primarily need to eat and drink.

Varonos - That's actually really cool~ You really are L-like a person...

>>742373
Aalos - Pleasure to re-meet you too Varon. Tell us a bit about yourself, since in truth, we never really met you all that much

Varonos - oh eum... I live here in Cornwall... I eum... I study 3d design... I'm really into... videogames! and... St-story telling. like the plot of games and stuff... I wright a web comic... and... Well I don't know, what do you want to know about me?

>_ _ _
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No. 742385 ID: c441c1

"a comic nice you should show us some time."
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No. 742388 ID: bb9f08

What's your name, where do you live, what do you like to eat, what's your favourite colour, do you like cow's or goat's milk, do you have brown hair, what is your blood type, are you allergic to-
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No. 742390 ID: 4854ef

Whatever you feel comfortable with telling us, you seem very flustered and nervous. We don't wish to make you feel off, so anything we can do to help you feel better?
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No. 742392 ID: 91ee5f

Let's give him the Baymax treatment. We scan him and then give him the wrong diagnosis and say he's experiencing puberty! XD
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No. 742398 ID: dca077

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/97971.html#102737
and heart on tentacles.
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No. 742399 ID: bb9f08

Wait you're 16 and studying 3D design. Are you still in school or did you skip to college like a genious?
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No. 742426 ID: 6e0270

>>742384
We should probably try and get him a bit more at ease. End hug and back off a bit.

"That's pretty cool, you should show me your webcomic sometime. You seem a bit flustered though, so I guess I'd like to know why first. And don't worry about being honest, it's not everyday you unbox a robold from out of the blue, this is my job but for you guys it's probably really weird."
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No. 742457 ID: dbfaea
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>>742388
Aalos - What's your name, where do you live, what do you like to eat, what's your favorite color, do you like cow's or goat's milk, do you have brown hair, what is your blood type, are you allergic to-
Varonos - Eum... I... I live... her-Generally I like fish, red is ni-cows are cut-oh milk!? goat's definitely! Can't you see-A+ oh wait! *snaps fingers* don't hug me I'm sacred~! oh you little computery guy~

Aalos - *giggle*

>>742385
Aalos - a comic nice you should show us some time.

Varonos - I-I'd love to~ It's about a religious knight in mythic era W-who defies his cast and kind to F-fight prejudice and misuse of religious power. He F-falls in love with a RatFolk and joins a band of O-orcs despite his religious principles telling him to kill all "evil creatures"... I.E.: non humans...

>>742392
give him the wrong diagnosis and say he's experiencing puberty! XD

Aalos - Varonos, My sensors tell me you're not feeling well, and that your symptoms correlate with... Puberty...

Varonos - Pub-! *akward laugh* Ehh... Nah... I... I went thought that years ago... like a normal Fawn~ I... Well... if you noticed me... right now... I'm...

>>742426
>>742390
Aalos - Whatever you feel comfortable with telling us, you seem very flustered and nervous. We don't wish to make you feel off, so anything we can do to help you feel better?

Varonos - No no... I get it... I... I have a stress problem... It just comes up... all the time... One second I'm fine then poof... I can't think straight, everything seems wrong... The bad thoughts come back... That's why I came up, just now... I was gonna go... well... My shaman gave me some medicine... herbal... it's pot... It helps... maybe just a cig and some fresh air though... I kinda want to be serious about pathfinder...

>>742399
Aalos - Wait you're 16 and studying 3D design. Are you still in school or did you skip to college like a genius?

Varonos - Eum... no... I have been told that I'm above average intelligence for a fawn... B-but I-I'm not a genius... I finished my education at age 14, perfectly within the norms for my kind... T-though I am in the shallow end, sis got her diploma at 16 years... and Mom only finished her education when she was 23... I study 3D design at Mounts-bay... And I'm not 16 yet... My birthday is in six days... S-same as remembrance day...
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No. 742459 ID: dbfaea
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Varonos - oh, if you don't mind me asking you a question... What's that?

>He points to the glass of reploids...

Varonos - I saw you putting it down just as I came up the stairs... I've never seen a liquid look so white and metallic. What is it?

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No. 742461 ID: 595d54

>>742459
"Some gunk left over from when I had to calibrate my systems. It's apparently full of 'reployds'. Don't drink it, ever, it's not meant for internal consumption and it would mess up your biochemistry. Do you know if the sink here would be safe to dispose of it?"
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No. 742462 ID: 6e0270

>>742459
"Haha. Ah, that. Well that's some calibration discharge, while it tastes like vanilla ice-cream and is 'beneficial to your health and mental state' the stuff comes with a disclaimer that it's addictive enough we get a free supply of treatment patches on-request."

>>741124
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No. 742463 ID: 6decb8

>>742461
No need to lie. "It's a bio metallic fluid that discharged from our body when we finished our initial calibrations. It tastes like vanilla ice cream and cause calming and euphoric effects as well as being good for your health."
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No. 742464 ID: 6decb8

Oh what would happen if we smoked pot, would it have no effect on our robot brain?
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No. 742482 ID: f562b1

>Varonos - I saw you putting it down just as I came up the stairs... I've never seen a liquid look so white and metallic. What is it?
"It's a synthesized formula that, well, I guess the source might be gross to some people, but it's supposed to be good for your health, although it's supposedly addictive.
According to the records on it, one of my older brothers spoke with Goblins, and another with a cult, and "confirmed" that it's supposed to taste like vanilla, so it kind of does? I can't help but feel something from a body tasting like vanilla is weird."

>>742464
Kind of curious about that myself.
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No. 742500 ID: 03f6f8

Help yourself, we can always make more if you like it. What's Remembrance Day
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No. 742525 ID: c441c1

You know what we should totally all get high before continuing the game. it will lead to best shenanigans.
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No. 742546 ID: 68cd8f

"It's euphoria-inducing and highly addictive,but it is supposed to be good for you, I hear? We can make more, since it came from us. You might want to look it up yourself before you have some. It's full of 'reployds'."
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No. 742589 ID: bf6374

It's the vanilla i used to make Princes 'London fog'.
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No. 742619 ID: dbfaea
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>Can't find the post but I now I saw it...
Something like - How fast do reployds generate, can we get erect on empty?

The 1stfall is fully capable of functioning at full capacity without Reployds, How ever orgasm becomes impossible, which may cause over extension of mating time, dehydration, loss of sense of time, hunger and exhaustion. Reployds reserves fill to 100% every 72 hours or so for a total of 1 Gallon... Excess reployds accumulate in the testicles and may cause imbalance, discomfort and exposure.. letting stores exceed 160% may cause permanent ruptures in the gene seed and testicles... it is advised to empty your stores frequently.>> Note// The Administration is conducting ongoing research to slowdown the reproduction of reployds without loss of fertility... Thank you for your understanding and please discharge responsibly~

>>742464
>>742482
Aalos - Oh what would happen if we smoked pot, would it have no effect on our robot brain?

Effects of marijuana on SIN Interfaces//... No known effects// 0 Personal studies throughout models// ... //Previous testaments//... TG005.: [Griska] "There is no druid temple in region that I live, the only way to get marijuana here is through Kontraband, and I do not want to break laws for study. ask little brother, he is drug lord." TG006.: [Love Machine] "Marijuana is a mistake, granted it's effects are notable and can be beneficial, especially throughout the druidic faith, But reployds are simply a superior alternative... being ingested and digested they offer nutrients and hydration to the host, and regualte the host body heat. where as smoked drugs are harmfull for the lungs... Furthermore, plants don't regulate intensity, reployds are uniform in strength, intensity is measured in quantity, CC's, it's a better system... I'm already doing my best and so are my children, to replace marijuana with clean reployds in temples, homes and the street... But there's only so much we can do... I would like to request a dozen gene-seed replacements to set up a farm, so we can help the people of japan, do what they must, safely~" TG007 is requested to Analyze and Identify the effects of marijuana on a TGModels body and mind//... TG007 will be rewarded in points based on the depth of his research.>>

>>742462
>>742463
>>742482
Aalos - It's a synthesized formula that, well, I guess the source might be gross to some people, but it's supposed to be good for your health... It's a bio metallic fluid that discharged from our body when we finished our initial calibrations. It tastes like vanilla ice cream and cause calming and euphoric effects as well as being good for your health.

Varonos - So it's like... Liquid, Vanilla, Weed, IceCream? ... Do... Do you mind if I have S-some?

Aalos - the stuff comes with a disclaimer that it's addictive enough we get a free supply of treatment patches on-request.

Varonos - Well I'm already juggling three addictive substances... And I'm handling them pretty well, plus there's the patches if I need help~

>>742546
>>742500
Aalos - Help yourself, we can always make more if you like it.

Varonos - well okay then~

>He leans over and takes the glass... smelling it first...

Varonos - Hmmnn... odorless...

>He puts the glass to his lips and sips...

Varonos - oh wow! it really does taste good~

>The fawn boy's ears flap as he blushes and smiles

Eve - oh jeeze he's cute... is it wrong that I wanna fuck him more now? Maybe just pet his little ears~ *giggle*

>He sips in a mouthful and lets it rest in his mouth trying to fully understand the flavor before swallowing with satisfaction...

Varonos - Holly shit... that's... Really impressive! It's room temperature to the touch, but it tastes cold. It really does taste exactly like french vanilla ice cream... I... I can even taste the spoon?!

>His mood settles down, though he looks markedly more cheery than before, he's still shaking and sweating...

Varonos - So you can make this stuff in your body? Hmnn... Robot friend and ice cream maker, Good combo~ Hmmnn... Maybe I'll cut back on weed and use this instead, can I have as much as I want? oh hey, I bet it's great in coffee! Think you can make me a Cappuccino with this stuff tomorrow morning~? *giggle* man I'm sorry about earlier, Your not a mean killer robot, there isn't a mean bone in you, is there?

Eve - Actually we don't have bones in the proper sense, we do have an endoskeleton though, and unfortunately for his analogy, we do have a body part called, the mean bone... in proto-TG model, it could be snapped off and used as a slashing weapon in a pinch... yeah... it doesn't do that anymore... We also have a funny bone... it's in your jaw and is responsible for making you laugh uncontrollably~

Varonos - I'm gonna go outside and have a smoke. care to join me?

Aalos - sure~

>Plot dump coming up, get your questions or request out now...

>_ _ _
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No. 742625 ID: c441c1

God dammit 006 why are you perfect Bro.

Well we have to smoke the weed now might as well invite the others to join us too for even greater plot dump and silly DnD potential.

Also yes it is wrong because he will be our precious cinnamon bun that we never do anything sexual to unless he advances on us because he is too pure and cute to taint with the scum of TG.
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No. 742628 ID: 6e0270

>>742619
As cute as he is Eve, let's stay in the ballpark of ear-petting for now.

We should check if there's any documented potential issues with taking reployds in tandem with other drugs like ye marijuana, just to be on the safe side.

Apart from that, joke about how he'll never believe that you coincidentally need to test the effects of smoking pot, proceed to chill for a bit.
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No. 742629 ID: c441c1

>>742619
wait Eve is fixated on ears she did draw fucking aural!!!
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No. 742632 ID: f562b1

>can I have as much as I want?
"It does take about three days to generate a gallon's worth, so there is a limit, but aside from that, sure~"
>Eve - oh jeeze he's cute... is it wrong that I wanna fuck him more now? Maybe just pet his little ears~ *giggle*
We'll see. I'm thinking some advances are in order, gauge his reactions. Maybe he'll actually make the first big move?
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No. 742633 ID: 306c5b

>>742625
Agreed, he's our perfect cinnamon bun, with a creamy white glaze.

So what's up with your shaman and pot. Is it legal? How much do you have? how much do you pay for it? Can you share?

Also you don't have to answer, but are you of legal age and or virgin?
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No. 742648 ID: 4854ef

We must test the use of Cannabis! While TG006 May be right about it's properties, we could theoretically better study the effects if we could upload the data and efficiently process what we need from it.
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No. 742649 ID: 91ee5f

>Plot dump coming up, get your questions or request out now...
Ewwww, the plot is gonna take a dump! That's disgusting! DX
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No. 742664 ID: 595d54

>>742649
I'm curious: did you actually think that was funny?
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No. 742856 ID: 4065ef

We should really put more emphasis on how this stuff is literally a bodily fluid and then ask him if he's really comfortable drinking something that has come out of our body.
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No. 742864 ID: 6e0270

>>742856
We're a robot, I think he can manage to reconcile the concept of our 'bodily fluids' being good for consumption.
Which is a good thing, since we just spent points on making our 'saliva' like honey.
(I hope it doesn't turn sticky)
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No. 742866 ID: 4854ef

>>742864
Plus milk is a bodily fluid and it's good for creatures, it's just our own form of milk and honey!
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No. 743030 ID: a8b64f

is there an infertility switch? Doukissa might not want to birth our robo baby
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No. 743065 ID: f562b1

>>743030
Condoms.
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No. 743154 ID: df2b46
File 147158085547.jpg - (131.80KB , 1000x562 , sitting and talking.jpg )
743154

>>742632
Aalos - It does take about three days to generate a gallon's worth, so there is a limit, but aside from that, sure~

Varonos - Hmnn... If you need to flush it, you could keep some in a jar and stuff it in the fridge...

>>742629
Aalos - wait Eve is fixated on ears she did draw fucking aural!!!

Eve - Yeah but can you blame me? just look at those floppers~ mmmnnn just makes me wanna wrap em around our nine incher like a taco and beat it against his fluffy tuff until we fill his ear canal so much it drools down the side of his head~ Why are you looking at me like that!? It's not weird!

>>742633
>He walks out into the night and sits on the back balcony facing the backyard... It's cold, roughly -2C... Your sensors describe this temperature as: "yeah it's cold, I guess..."

Varonos - Prince and sis really over react about the weather. Prince I get it, he's a frog after all. But Doukissa has no Excuse~

Aalos - Hey, you don't have to answer, but are you of legal age and or virgin?

Varonos - Legal age?

>He looks at you weird...

Varonos - What are you talking about... oh... wait... you were meant for canada, is legal age for sex a thing in human society? well here in the United kingdoms of monsters, it's different. We have licenses... let me explain, The Fenrir agreement is a set of laws that promote equality throughout the kingdoms... And according to it. To be allowed to have sex you need to get a license, to get it you need to pass two exams, a physical and mental exam, the fist test is to see if your body is ready to have sex without causing damage, either short or long term. The second test is to insure that you're mentally ready to take on the responsibility of having sex, and to fully understand the ins and out of safe sex and consent, as well as control STD and other unwanted possibilities... It's a good system since the various races in the kingdom don't all age physically and mentally at the same speed...

>He looks awkward and uncomfortable, but proceeds...

Varonos - I have my license, in fact I've had it since I was 13... but I... Well I've never had sex, I'm still virgin... *blush* well no technically I'm not... Seeing as I've masturbated before. Honestly I don't care, I don't see what's such a big deal about it. I jerk of pretty much every day, I mean it's great, but I can't imagine it's much better than that... I wouldn't turn down an opportunity to try if a pretty girl asked me~ but I'm not gonna go running around trying to get in every girls pants...
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No. 743155 ID: df2b46
File 147158086652.jpg - (132.05KB , 1000x562 , gave you some pot.jpg )
743155

>You feel the Reployds kick in... it's pleasant, you feel relaxed and Cheerful...

>>742628
Aalos - As cute as he is Eve, let's stay in the ballpark of ear-petting for now.

Eve - Can we at least nibble on his ear and jerk off quietly, while he sleeps?

>>742633
>>742628
Aalos - So what's up with your shaman and pot. Is it legal? How much do you have? how much do you pay for it? Can you share?

Varonos - Well I casually worship the druidic faith... I get my medicine from the head shaman, sweet bite. I go to her to empty my heart and seek guidance when the world is bleak. I celebrate all the holidays, but I don't make it to every sermon and I don't speak the language... But I do go to the Full Moon Dances when I can...

Aalos - Is it legal?

Varonos - of course, I wouldn't have it if it wasn't, the Fenrir agreement allows herbal medicine to be dolled out by proper druids.

Aalos - How much do you have?

Varonos - they don't let me have much or grow my own, I've got... two blunts and a little extra on me...

Aalos - how much do you pay for it?

Varonos - I'm not supposed to talk about money and druids in the same sentence... they don't like being associated with the economy... They practically give it away, that's all I'll say...

Aalos - Can you share?

Varonos - Sure. Why,do you need it?

Aalos - You'll never believe that we coincidentally need to test the effects of smoking pot...

Aalos - Heh, you shared with me, I'll share with you...

>He tosses a clear bag in your lap...

>>742625
might as well invite the others to join us too for even greater plot dump and silly DnD potential.

>You yell out to the others to see if they want to partake...

Doukissa - Nah I'll pass.
Prince - I don't smoke.

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No. 743156 ID: df2b46
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743156

Varonos - Hmmnn... I'm starting to feel it... oohh it's nice~ but it's another beast entirely... Not the same feeling at all... Well looks I have two flavors of high now~

>You light up the rolled paper and draw on it, filling your lungs and almost instantly feeling the effects... Strange though only some of your egos are affected, while others retain all their senses and whits...

analyzing effect... 3%...

>He looks up at the moon...

Varonos - Next one is tomorrow... I shouldn't go though I have school the next day... But... I guess I could make an exception and pull an all nighter if you wanted to go... do you... wanna go to a Full Moon Dance and experience the druidic faith a little? There's a big fire, danging, a potluck, body painting and crafts, gifts are shared and eum... fun stuff happens, it brings the whole community together~

[the full moon dance is a short side story and will draw away from pathfinder - [Sounds like fun!/You should sleep]]

>_ _ _
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No. 743165 ID: 2b7397

Duuuuuuuuude! I forget...
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No. 743170 ID: 595d54

Sure, sounds fun. What sort of fun stuff? He doesn't seem the type to mean anything overtly sexual by it. More drugs?
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No. 743175 ID: 91ee5f

Holy shit! The moon has a creepy smiling face! And it's going to crash into the planet in 3 days! And tomorrow is the final day! It'll crash straight into the place where they're hosting the Full Moon Dance! AAAAAAAH!!!!!

.....holy shit this is some strong stuff!
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No. 743176 ID: f562b1

>Why are you looking at me like that!? It's not weird!
Hey, only that part of us is looking at you weird. I might not think as much of it as you, but unique experiences like that do sound like fun.

>well no technically I'm not... Seeing as I've masturbated before.
"You know what pleasure is, but that's a whole different story than actually having sex... I think? Technically, I haven't had any, either, so I'm only guessing, but given that bodies aren't built like hands..."
>You feel the Reployds kick in... it's pleasant, you feel relaxed and Cheerful...
Oh, now that Varonos has agreed to consume them, we should probably order those patches. Precautionary; Prince did request that we not harm him, and keeping a fix for the potential problem nearby will prevent harm.
>Eve - Can we at least nibble on his ear and jerk off quietly, while he sleeps?
Isn't that what imagination is for?
>do you... wanna go to a Full Moon Dance and experience the druidic faith a little?
"Hey, it'd be nice to get a feel for faiths that aren't the one I read about my brother being. ...As, uh, fun as that one sounded."

>You light up the rolled paper and draw on it, filling your lungs and almost instantly feeling the effects... Strange though only some of your egos are affected, while others retain all their senses and whits...
As somebody who will never actually go near that stuff due to how badly even unlit pot triggers my asthma: What's it like?
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No. 743180 ID: 91ee5f

>>743176
>unique experiences like that do sound like fun.
>sound like fun.
> sound
I see what you did there.
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No. 743182 ID: c441c1

If its under 10 updates it sounds like fun; otherwise do it off-screen for research points.
>>743156
TG007 looks like he is bout ready to get his shotgun and shoot some trespassers on his farm.
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No. 743183 ID: c441c1

>>743176
Never take TG006 name in vain we don't know what kind of pranks he has programmed into Eve.
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No. 743185 ID: 595d54

>>743176
Literally nothing like what >>743175 is suggesting. Of course, drugs vary with each individual's neurochemistry, meaning it varies depending on the person and their mood, but some things stay constant. It's not a strong hallucinogen, but it does tend to make you relax and make whatever you're experiencing at the moment more intense. Sex, food, emotions, whatever. That's why bad trips generally include paranoia, because you were already feeling bad and the marijuana made things worse.

It also tends to interrupt your short-term memory and slow your reflexes somewhat, along with some hunger and sometimes dizziness. Your pulse gets faster, your mouth gets dry, and your eyes redden.
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No. 743187 ID: 595d54

>>743176
Oh, and if you're actually curious, you don't need to smoke it. THC is fat-soluble, so it's often mixed into butter and oil without the rest of the marijuana. Pot brownies should be safe for you, unless THC itself is actually triggering your asthma somehow, but I don't think it's likely, especially if it's just eaten. But keep in mind they take much longer to kick in than people think and they can get intense. If you decide to try it, never eat more than one at a time, no matter how long you think it's taking for the high to kick in.
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No. 743189 ID: f562b1

>>743180
...Unintented.
>>743183
>Never take TG006 name in vain
What?
>>743185
Alright, thanks.
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No. 743207 ID: c441c1

>>743189
TG0006 is the prophet of his own religion and he programmed the 1stfall template so he might have put in pranks that when making fun of him will cause hilarious but slightly embarrassing things to take place. In other words never take an earthly gods name in vain because they might fuck your shit up.
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No. 743209 ID: f562b1

>>743207
I wasn't making fun of him. It really does sound like a fun, sexy time.
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No. 743221 ID: 807fde

Holy shit guys they have >danging
We have to go now.

Seriously thought this is a great opportunity to study both druids and the social interactions and stuff of the various species, just so long as were kept safe.

And also look at him sitting there drinking our spunk from a glass with out a fricking clue, its awesome, we are right bastards.
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No. 743232 ID: 3740b1

Much as I want to get back to Kelda and co, it would be interesting to see a sample of the different races in the area. Long as it doesn't take 2 weeks of updates to get through.
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No. 743241 ID: 6e0270

>>743156
sounds like fun, it'll be good to get out the house and party for a bit (also we get to see how our subjects act in such situations in public)
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No. 743252 ID: a395d9

does Doukissa go? We'd like to paint her body.
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No. 743254 ID: 4854ef

Yes human's have a 'legal age' before various activities can occur, driving, drinking, sex, and a few other things are based on how old one is. We didn't realize it did not apply to non-human races however.

Lets go though! This should be interesting.
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No. 743265 ID: 877d2e

>>743254
Come to think of it, maybe we should take those tests too. Just to be legally safe
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No. 743281 ID: d7fd3f

Tails isn't on his shirt and his freckles vanished
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No. 743334 ID: df2b46
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743334

>>743170
Aalos - More drugs?

Varonos - yeah there are some, but it's not all about drugs... The druidic faith is about nature and the world that birthed us. It's important to know and cherish our roots...

>>743176
Aalos - You know what pleasure is, but that's a whole different story than actually having sex... I think? Technically, I haven't had any, either, so I'm only guessing, but given that bodies aren't built like hands...

Varonos - I mean yeah I know that, I've used a flesh light and it's better than just jerking it, but I don't know... In porn the actors are clearly faking it, no one really screams or makes sex faces, Granted it's sexy, but it's not real. I just have a hard time believing it's all it's cracked up to be.

>>743252
>Aalos - does Doukissa go?

Varonos - Sometimes... She usually drinks too much when she does... And she stares...

>>743265
Aalos - Come to think of it, maybe we should take those tests too. Just to be legally safe

Varonos - won't be necessary, you're a construct, so you don't have the same rights as people... no offence, it's just the way the laws are... Technically you're property. Sis is probably gonna register you so no legal shenanigans happen, though I doubt she'll abuse you or anything, she seems to like you a lot~ As for sex, well if you are able to have sex you'd qualify as an auto-mate... A sex toy if you will...

-WARNING-TRIGGER-WARNING-

>>742500
Aalos - What's Remembrance Day?

>He suddenly takes a grim face and lights his smoke...

Varonos - It happened 16 years ago... a terrible tragedy swept across all the UK... England, France, Rome, Africa, India, China, Russia, Japan... Everywhere... every kingdom was hit... No one was prepared... no one saw it coming... Millions suffered, thousands died...
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No. 743335 ID: df2b46
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743335

Varonos - Zombies...
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No. 743339 ID: 595d54

>-WARNING-TRIGGER-WARNING-

What, did 'sex toy' bring back some bad memories from earlier incarnations?
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No. 743350 ID: df2b46
File 147166371447.jpg - (67.63KB , 1000x562 , plot dump 3.jpg )
743350

Varonos - Walking dead, in every street of every town of every kingdom... it only took three days to spread... no one knows how... It had never been so infectious, so easy to spread... one bite and you're gone, if you're A blood type, you could get it just from breathing the wrong air... No magic could stop it, no gods could save us...

>He looks terrible...

Varonos - Shelters were constructed and quarantines were made... The kings and Queens desperatly tried to save as much as they could... Prince was 4, he as his mothers got to a shelter... it wasn't great in there... no living space, almost no food, sickness and sorrow... But it was worst outside... Mom, Dad, and little 6 year old sis... They couldn't make it out of the quarantine... 1 year and 186 days out in the zombie infested ruins of London... Everyday was a struggle... Just constant dead... Everywhere they went, every settlement every make shift shelter... every time it ended in tears... one day they just found a working camper van and drove it away forever... We still have it by the way~

>He points to a big hippy-van sitting in the driveway...

Varonos - I was born right at the tail end of it all... literally the day they found the cure... So my birthday is on remembrance day... The United Kingdoms found the remedy to the undead, a drug called "Litch", it gives zombies their brains back and kills the ones too far gone... They equipped the army and anyone who could hold a dart gun and swarmed the entire continent, one city at a time... Everyone was saved... and the world moved on... the few undead that still have their rotting organs are on Litch... And the fucking scum dead heads who take it just to get high... they make me sick and I didn't even live through the madness...

>He takes a long drag on his cig...

Varonos - *sigh* That's remembrance day... every year on that day we all get to gather and remember how bad things can get... Dad would go to a monolith and remember everyone he lost... mom cries all day long... Sis locks herself in the down stairs bathroom and listens to loud music about suffering... Prince and his moms eat canned food alone at home and don't talk much... and I try to have a good birthday...

>He kinda cheers up.

Varonos - Kaizer's been great though... Oh maybe you don't know, my mom remarried after dad died in the war... our new Dad Kaizer, he's really great, cares about us so much, he's not dad, but he's an amazing father... since he's been in my life he brings me to an amusement park every year on my birthday... He suffered a lot too, but he'd rather see me smile than think of all the blood... *sigh* sadly this year he can't, he's on a big bussyness trip and wont be able to make it... oh well, I've had a lot of shit B-days... whats one more~?

>He tosses his cigarette butt and finishes his glass... then he looks at you perplexed...

Varonos - Sorry to change the subject... But... Well I've been meaning to ask you, but didn't know who... I guess I'll just be blunt... That white fluid... It comes from your body right... Where exactly?

>_ _ _
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No. 743355 ID: b2d501

... And here I thought the outer-quest was going to be a simple alien invasion.

@#$%, does Varonos need a hug?

Either way, it's obvious what your next major samples are. But you won't get Litch for a while and you should buy a twenty-foot pole before thinking about grabbing a zombie.

Ask about zombie facts, as a scientific curiosity. Questions include:
1) How does Litch work? Does it stimulate dead brain activity or does it slowly kill the virus without damaging the nervous system?
2) I expect Litch needs to be taken multiple times in case any dormant colonies of the virus act up, but does it need to be taken as a regular medicine (like Zombrex) or are the effects long-lasting?
3) Can zombies breed? If so, will using Litch on a zombie baby have any side-effects? (When you think about it, how many pregnant mothers were strapped to a table by their spouses and kept until the cure was developed? Probably a few dozen).
4) What is the average infection time of a zombie?
5) Does zombie flesh have a unique taste?
6) How long can a zombie live without sustenance? (Both idle and running states)
7) Is the zombie virus a potential vector for an immortality serum, or does it age the victims?
8) Are you @#$%ing with me about the zombie apocalypse.
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No. 743356 ID: 91ee5f

>That white fluid... It comes from your body right... Where exactly?
Don't you know anything about comedy? You're supposed to ask me that before you finished it. That way when I told you, you'd spit it out in a comedic fashion!

Anyways, to answer your question.....uh.....
*point off to the side*
Is that a demonic duck of some sort?!
*run away*
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No. 743358 ID: cc08c7

Be honest and say it was your dick, he might think you're just fucking with him since you're both getting high.
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No. 743359 ID: 595d54

>>743355
We know Litch/Lich requires constant usage, since the extant zombies are still on it, so it can't kill the virus. Especially since it'd be a cure, not a drug, right? It probably suppresses the virus and keeps the organs going, wouldn't be surprised if it were derived from how the virus works minus the aggressive bits.
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No. 743362 ID: 91ee5f

>>743359
In other words, it's just like Zombrex from Dead Rising.
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No. 743369 ID: c441c1

"Dude their called REPloids for a reason." We clearly have to take him out on his birthday.
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No. 743378 ID: ccbcd2

>That white fluid... It comes from your body right... Where exactly?
It's white and we dont have tits. i think you can figure it out from there.
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No. 743398 ID: f562b1

>-WARNING-TRIGGER-WARNING-
Yes, thank you, Mom. If I were spacing out and not paying attention to the context, I totally would have wondered about that.
>And the fucking scum dead heads who take it just to get high... they make me sick and I didn't even live through the madness...
"Well, you take your drugs for medicinal reasons."
"...Uh, and they aren't as life-saving as Litch. Sorry, kind of feel a little hypocritical now, even if I am supposed to be doing research."
"You're right, by the way, though; the Reployds and this are two very different things. I'm not a Doctor so take this with a grain of salt, but I think that using them together may just boost them both! Though other drugs have been known to have malicious effects when combined, so fingers crossed."
>oh well, I've had a lot of shit B-days... whats one more~?
"Well, you can always have a belated gettogether... Plus, sad as that all sounds, I really don't have any cause for sorrow over it. The day that everything was fixed, and that you were born, I mean I'm sorry Doukissa and Prince but I can only see things to celebrate."
>It comes from your body right... Where exactly?
I can't help but feel disappointment that it took him this long to think about it, and that he's actually asking after finishing the glass. "Really thought you already figured it out... I even said 'the source might be gross to some people.' Sorry, but it's from, well," gesture down. "I can get you another soda, if you want. We'll all just forget it happened."
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No. 743420 ID: 94184a

>Zombies
A part of me wonders if this is bullshit I mean it all sounds so unbelievable. and depressing, I don't want to believe it.

We are so giving him a blowjob on his birthday. And we're swallowing it too to make up for him unknowingly drinking ours.

>>743378
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No. 743471 ID: 6e0270

>>743350
"Well you know how we're a robot? yeah it's essentially our equivalent to cum, our brother decided to edit it to be pleasant for consumption though. But hey I'm sorry for bringing up something upsetting. I don't have anything sad to remember anyway so I can dedicate the day to celebrating your birthday, y'know if you want."

if he seems open to it, give him a one-armed hug, otherwise just pat his shoulder (sorry Eve, we're too short for ear pats atm)
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No. 743482 ID: 0dfc6a

"It's or cum silly"
Then make sexy face
"We do however need to sample real cum, would you please release in our mouth and let us swallow your seed? For purely scientific reasons"
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No. 743483 ID: c441c1

>>743482
NO he is the cinnamon-bun we can not approach for he will burn us with his purity.
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No. 743486 ID: 8e8cdf

Tell him the clinical beep-boop-imma-robot way, like "studies showed willing consumption of body products is generally limited, top rating is to consumption of milk, unfortunately i am not yet equipped with mammary glands, hence default was to second highest observed consumption, ejaculate."
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No. 743513 ID: df2b46
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743513

>>743420
Aalos - A part of me wonders if this is bullshit I mean it all sounds so unbelievable. and depressing, I don't want to believe it...

Varonos - I wouldn't joke about it... My family is deeply broken because of this tragedy, but at least they're alive...

>>743355
Aalos - does Varonos need a hug?

Varonos - I wouldn't say no to some comfort...

>You snuggle in close and hug his waist, he puts his arms over your shoulder.

Varonos - But you are evading the topic...

>>743356
Aalos - Anyways, to answer your question.....uh..... *point off to the side* Is that a demonic duck of some sort?!

Varonos - Yes that is our neighbors duckatrice...

>>743486
>>743358
>>743471
>>743482
>>743471
Aalos - *sigh* studies showed willing consumption of body products is generally limited, top rating is to consumption of milk, unfortunately we are not yet equipped with mammary glands, hence default was to second highest observed consumption, ejaculate.

Varonos - *gulp* M-m-mind repeating that in English?

Aalos - It's our cum silly~

Varonos - Excuse me?!

Aalos - Well you know how we're a robot? yeah it's essentially our equivalent to cum, our brother decided to edit it to be pleasant for consumption though. But hey I'm sorry for bringing up something upsetting. I don't have anything sad to remember anyway so I can dedicate the day to celebrating your birthday, y'know if you want

Varonos - Wowow hey don't change the subject! You just let me drink your cum!

>His face shows an array of emotions...

Varonos - You just stared and smiled while I drank it too! And I asked for more! What the fuck man! I'm not gay, why would you do that!?

>_ _ _
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No. 743517 ID: b2d501

"... Do you want breast milk next time?"

But yeah, ask him if the UK has zombie zoos. There might be some zombies that have been marked as incurable. And we can expect about 2-5 major zombie research labs in London, due to the applied uses of a deadly supervirus. Maybe some of them are kept on display?
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No. 743521 ID: 960f86

>>743513
...its a white, flavored liquid which came from a walking sex toys body. its like eating a gumball and acting surprised it came from a gumball machine.
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No. 743522 ID: 90f3c0

"Our database indicated its effects would be beneficial to your state of mind. I just wanted to help you feel better. I'm sorry if I've offended you, I don't have a lot of experience with your social conventions yet.

Also, it's not technically gay if you do it with a robot~"
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No. 743528 ID: c441c1

"You didn't ask."
>>743521
dude trigger warnings.
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No. 743541 ID: 960f86

>>743528
trigger warning for what?
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No. 743543 ID: c441c1

>>743541
robot sex toy
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No. 743545 ID: 6e0270

>>743513
"Hey don't worry man, it's like you were saying earlier 'We're a construct, more like property' We can even swap out our uh, private parts. Anyway, don't overthink it; It's a synthetic substance that's really useful, and thanks to my sibling the stuff tastes like icecream."
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No. 743548 ID: 595d54

"Dude, I'm a robot and I don't even know what you're into, all I got told was that my cum was meant to taste good and make people high. How am I supposed to know what you think is gay?"
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No. 743552 ID: 8e18c2

where it comes from aside, did you like it and its effects? Cause you don't want to know where half of what you eat is from or how it's made. If you like it, just enjoy it. We're not gonna ask you to drink from the tap.
But we are sorry, it was mean not to tell you the full truth. I hope you forgive us, cause we really like you, like a lot.
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No. 743554 ID: 8e18c2

Alt: would naughty stuff be less gay if we had girly bits? Cause *blush* we can have those. We really like you master Varonos, we hope you forgive us.
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No. 743556 ID: 364908

>"I'm not gay, why would you do that!?
"It's the same stuff made in factories, so I didn't even think of it like that!"
>>743522
The first line here is good.
>>743517
>"... Do you want breast milk next time?"
This would be a pretty funny answer too. "I can swap out certain parts, so it would be possible in the future. "

>I'm not gay
"Although it is too bad, I was thinking of giving you a treat on your birthday. Guess it'll have to wait for the new parts though."
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No. 743567 ID: 91ee5f

>>743513
That's totally your fault, not mine. I told you earlier that it came out of my body, so that right there should've made you ask where out of my body. Plus, if you did ask earlier, I honestly would've told you.

Also, I was just trying to distract you so that I could run away, but I did not expect that duckatrice to actually be there. That was such a coincidence!
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No. 743577 ID: a107fd

Your sexual orientation is your own business. If it helps, instead of a male kobold you could think of me as one of those robotic space probes, doing scientific research, but equipped with a soft-serve ice cream machine for some reason.
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No. 743588 ID: f562b1

Another plausible response is just straight up:
"You aren't?! Well, shit. Of all the people--L-let's just forget it, alright?" I mean it's a pretty popular opinion that he's cute so it seems he was fallen for quite more than Doukissa. Hinting to him that we have a crush on him would not be a lie.
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No. 743610 ID: 6518d8

>>743513
"I am not gay!"

"We are not a man! In fact, our vagina is coming in the mail anytime soon!"
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No. 743620 ID: c441c1

>>743610
we probably should tell someone that their is a vagina in the mail.
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No. 743636 ID: 94184a

I TOLD YOU!! I told you guys we should have been honest and we already made him our second subject and now he's going to hate us FUCK! And all of you telling him not to worry about it, or making jokes, or how he should be gay, or trying to make excuses for why its ok or "not really gay" is not helping.
We will prostrate ourselves before him and ask for forgiveness right now. Worst case is that he doesn't forgive us right off but seeing how sorry we are he would probably forgive us in time, best case is that he laughs it off tells us hes okay with drinking it and gets more curious about our dick.
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No. 743653 ID: 0663b3

>>743620
>>743610
These two have my vote.

Maybe this one as well.>>743588
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No. 743715 ID: 94306e

>>743554
This if hearing about our possible vagina has a positive effect.
Honestly I'd rather be his pet than Doukissas
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No. 744009 ID: df2b46
File 147191859854.jpg - (88.92KB , 1000x562 , varonos reactions 1.jpg )
744009

>>743522
Aalos - Our database indicated its effects would be beneficial to your state of mind. I just wanted to help you feel better. I'm sorry if I've offended you, I don't have a lot of experience with your social conventions yet.

Varonos - Bull shit, you clearly know more than you let on! You're only an idiot when it agrees with you.

>>743556
>>743552
Aalos - It's the same stuff made in factories, so I didn't even think of it like that! where it comes from aside, did you like it and its effects? Cause you don't want to know where half of what you eat is from or how it's made.

Varonons - *sulk*

Aalos - If you like it, just enjoy it.

Varonos - *sigh* fine... I hate how right you are... eug... Finefine... just don't make things gay, okay?

[Abnormality detected in Subject Varonos] >> "Subject" Heart rate sudden increase:.>> Breathing Irregular:.>> Hands shaking:.>> Sweating above nominal:.>> Eyes focused [wandering]:.>> - Symptoms suggest lying possible worry, fear or arousal... investigate Abnormal behavior>
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No. 744010 ID: df2b46
File 147191860878.jpg - (91.09KB , 1000x562 , varonos reactions 2.jpg )
744010

>>743522
Varonos - ...just don't make things gay, okay?

Aalos - it's not technically gay if you do it with a robot~

Varonos - Is shoving a cock in your ass any less gay if it's made of rubber?

>The fawn boy says sarcastically.

>>743556
>>743610
>>743554
Aalos - too bad, I was thinking of giving you a treat on your birthday. Guess it'll have to wait for the new parts though...

Varonos - N-new parts? Wh-what are you talking about?

Aalos - our vagina is coming in the mail anytime soon!

Varonos - Va-Vagi-Vagina?! in the mail?

>The fawn shuffles his legs, covering his groin.

Aalos - would naughty stuff be less gay if we had girly bits? Cause *blush* we can have those.

Varonos - We-well B-b-by definition yes it would... B-b-but you're Sis's...

Aalos - We really like you master Varonos, we hope you forgive us.

>You wag your tail and give him big puppy eyes~

Varonos - M-m-m-m-Master?! I-we-we-I-I'm-we-Look-I-we L-l-l-Look I forgive you I just, I-I You You're And we're...

>_ _ _
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No. 744011 ID: b2d501

Moan seductively. Then leave and let him mull over it. Wait until you get the right parts before you consider... stuff.
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No. 744014 ID: c441c1

>>744011
Kome has best suggestions. Do this with no other words it is time for D&D.
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No. 744015 ID: 6e0270

>>744010
tease him a bit but smarten up afterwards, we're wanting him less stressed remember.

"Cards on the table: we think you're cute and the reployds would be good for you, but don't feel pressured into playing along with our pervy games if they make you uncomfortable. We'd rather see you happy."
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No. 744023 ID: 7c787e

>>744011
Yeah that, then walk away with a feminine stride. Lots of sexy butt movement and absolutely no erections, okay eve?
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No. 744027 ID: 91ee5f

>>744023
This.

And when Doukissa and Prince ask what's wrong with Varonos, we just tell them, "My sensors indicate he's in a state of arousal and I seem to be the cause of his arousal."
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No. 744029 ID: 595d54

> Bull shit, you clearly know more than you let on! You're only an idiot when it agrees with you.


So he's the brains of the group. That or Aalos isn't a very convincing liar.
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No. 744045 ID: f562b1

>Varonos - M-m-m-m-Master?! I-we-we-I-I'm-we-Look-I-we L-l-l-Look I forgive you I just, I-I You You're And we're...
Okay, okay, I'll tone it down. We'll see how things go when the parts arrive. For now, we're still friends, right?

>>744014
I'm not so sure about this. As fun as it sounds, he already sounds like he's about to enter an anxiety attack.
>>744023
That, however, we can do.
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No. 744046 ID: f562b1

>>744029
Doukissa's a card counter, and Prince... Possibly a barrista, only really need good looks and dexterity for that. Possibly other areas that only need the looks.
While counting cards takes good math, Varonos is the one who really excelled:
>I have been told that I'm above average intelligence for a fawn... B-but I-I'm not a genius... I finished my education at age 14, perfectly within the norms for my kind... T-though I am in the shallow end, sis got her diploma at 16 years... and Mom only finished her education when she was 23...
Finished a bit earlier than the rest of them.
>I study 3D design at Mounts-bay...
"By the way, is Mounts-bay a college or a business?"
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No. 744058 ID: 820759

Well he took that unrealistically well. And we seem to have peeked his interest, I guess a little teasing and "If you're ever in the mood you know where to find me." will be okay then we move on.
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No. 744152 ID: df2b46
File 147201196494.jpg - (142.40KB , 1000x562 , wiggle that botty.jpg )
744152

>>744011
>>744014
>>744015
>>744023
>>744027
>At the high of his confusion you let out a seductive moan, causing him to freeze. You sense his heart beat rushing and his eyes darting at your lips...

Aalos - Cards on the table: we think you're cute and the reployds would be good for you, but don't feel pressured into playing along with our pervy games if they make you uncomfortable. We'd rather see you happy.

Varonos - O-o-okay...

>You get up and walk away with a feminine stride, swinging your tail and hips with every step... Varonos Suddenly grabs your hand! You look behind to see him sheepishly hiding your rump from his vision and a mound forming in his pants...

Varonos - A-a-Aalos... D-don't tell the others okay? Prince and Doukissa D-don't have to know, especially not Doukissa... I-it'll be our little secret... O-okay?

Aalos - *giggle* Sure thing, Master~

>Varonos freezes again, his breathing is irregular but he has a nervous crooked smile... You walk inside, and he's soon to follow...

>Last call, anything left to do before pathfinder?
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No. 744153 ID: b2d501

Yes.

Internet the zombies.
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No. 744154 ID: 91ee5f

With how easily he gets flustered, he'll end up telling the others himself and Aalos won't even have to say a word.

"I won't say anything, but you're the one that might end up giving yourself away if you keep acting like this!"
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No. 744155 ID: 820759

>>744152
Subtlety is dead.

>>744153
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No. 744165 ID: 1b7bf6

We had a lot of fun. Let's get back to the game.
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No. 744175 ID: 3740b1

Game on. I'm sure we'll hear more about the zombies in time.
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No. 744767 ID: b27ddb

Could we get the info on the zombies and ideally what the fenrir rules are? Even if it's a big wall of text, with a boring picture, it's okay.
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No. 744768 ID: 91cfcf

>>744767
That's what disthreads are for.
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No. 744930 ID: 8111b6

I kinda want to get him so addicted he doesn't mind drinking from the tap. Also, he could think of it as pegging if he ever fools around with male you maybe.

Anyway, let's give that toy a pulse before we get into the rp room. A brief warning of our arrival. Maybe greet with 'hardware test complete' in a cheeky tone.
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No. 745477 ID: df2b46
File 147268175026.jpg - (398.63KB , 1000x562 , theres a bakery in there.jpg )
745477

>>744153
>>744155
>>744767
>>744768
BH - Yeah I'm gonna post that in the disc thread soon, cause shit if you wanna know the details it can go on for a while... I'll probably link to it in here when it's up so you don't miss it if your interested but don't check the disc thread often.

>>744930
>You walk into the semi basement where the living room is and offer Doukissa a noticeable buzz, though she hides the sensation near perfectly, her eyes dart at you and she blushes slightly...

>>744175
>>744165
>You sit down at the table and help yourself to the slices of pizza that were placed there for you.

Prince - Yup. So I'm all ready to get back to it~

Doukissa - While you two were "blazing it", I put the second pizza in the oven~

Varonos - Thanks Fam~

Doukissa - *giggle* you seem in a good mood~

Varonos - *chuckle* I could say the same for you~

Prince - Maybe having a little robo in you is good after all~

>Both siblings look away awkwardly...

Prince - Heh, sorry for doubting you Aalos, I'm sure you have nothing but good intentions~ Anywho... So where were we?

>Back in the cave, Everyone calmed down to an extent...

Edrukk - Aight, so remind us again ya little sop. what is yar plan ta get us outta here and in one piece?

Trixie - Okay so look, here's the layout of the place. as you can see here and here the kobolds have living quarters... green are here near us and red are over there near the king... we could try to rally them to help us, but it would put their lives at risk... instead if we take the king down it would ruin the red kobolds moral! Most of the guards go out hunting and stealing at night. So very soon they'll be out doing their things... they'll be guards at the front and back entry to the caves, respectively near where you came in and behind the kings chambers...

Cid - so if we time it right, we can deal with the boss and skip the encounters!

Edrukk - It's a safe bet... But we're not very well equipped...

Trixie - You see here? it's a stockpile, gold and weapons a plenty. it's where the kobolds put all their precious things... and it's connected to the kings chambers with secret tunnels...

Edrukk - perfect~

Trixie - oh but here, I've got things too~ We're not going in unprepared~!

>The pure white kobold grabs a yellow bag from a shelf and opens it wide.

Trixie - oh... of course that's on top... silly me...

>She reaches her entire arm into the bag and pulls out a drape, places it on the floor and puts a pie on it, then another and another... nine swiss rolls and twelve cinnamon buns... Mochi and boabuns... Entire loafs of cinnamon and raisin bread... croissants and waffles of all shapes and sizes stuffed with all manner of jams and pastes~ The contents of a small bakery sit on her piknik blanket... What catches your eyes most, a sword. A glorious one at that. Massive and decorated with gold~ She can barely lift it, she could never fight with it...

Trixie - Amel... You believed in me...

>She looks like shes going to cry, but she smiles none the less...

Trixie - Kel... Heldalel... I want you to have this~ Take very good care of it... Okay~?

-Got: "Friendship" [+1 fire-forged steel Greatsword]

Trixie - Let's see what else this horder has in her magical bag of tricks~

-1 wand of prestidigitation [13 charges]
-1 heavy wooden shield [M]
-1 hide armor [M]
-1 Silken Ceremonial robes [M]
-1 Breastplate [M]
-1 Warhammer [M]
-1 LongBow [M]
-1 Quarter staff [M]
-20 Arrows

>She looks longingly at the articles before her...

-2 potions of stabalize
-4 potions of cure minor wounds
-2 potions of cure moderate wounds
-1 scroll of flaming sphere
-2 pistols [M]
-1 Musket [M]
-10 Black powder
-10 Bullets
-5 Alchemical cartridge [Paper,bullet]

Trixie - alrighty, take what ever you need friends~

>_ _ _
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No. 745496 ID: 094652

Kelda's insanity does NOT equate to ten years of sword training. If she practices her primary art (wrecking ^&*(), she might remember who she is faster.

Kelda, grab a shield and a warhammer, plus a pistol and some ammo as an emergency counterattack.
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No. 745497 ID: 91ee5f

Well, obviously the first thing we should do is eat this food. Can't fight on an empty stomach! ^_^

>>745496
This is good.
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No. 745499 ID: 595d54

>>745496
>ten years of sword training
Wrong system for that bit of realism. Greatdwords are martial weapons; Kelda's proficient in all martial weapons.
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No. 745502 ID: 094652

>>745499
"Hassan FENCE" is NOT martial training, it's musketeer tactics! If 'Heldalel' tries something exceptionally STUPID like holding a 50-pound greatsword in one hand and trying to poke enemies with it, we're going to have a problem. Even a novice fencer will realize that using a hammer as a rapier is counterproductive, and she should redirect her focus from fancy fencing to battlefield tactics. The potential to cause severe collateral damage with a hammer might also help jolt Kelda's memory.
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No. 745503 ID: 595d54

>>745502
>50-pound greatsword
I think you're severely overestimating the amount of weight anyone could swing around repetitively with both hands, let alone two. Most swords weren't more than a pound or two.

Also, Pathfinder's combat system has enough abstractions that, if Heldalel has any PC levels or is using Kelda's physical stats, we can use the greatsword fine. Seriously, it's worth picking it up and giving it a swing or two to see if it works, +1 is extremely important for DR/magic and fire-forged steel can be handy.
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No. 745505 ID: 595d54

>>745503
...errr, let alone one. My bad.
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No. 745507 ID: df2b46
File 147270766019.jpg - (238.54KB , 1000x624 , big sword.jpg )
745507

Heldalel has no problem using the sword since he's actually a big badass gnoll, he only thinks he's a tiny kobold... stat wise he's entirely able to wield it.
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No. 745512 ID: f562b1

>>745507
Does the insanity allow him to think he's fencing when he's actually using it the way Kelda would? Because that would make sense from a D&D standpoint. Says the guy who doesn't know D&D.
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No. 745514 ID: df2b46

>>745512
the fencing with katana bit was a spur of the moment thing, confused waking into a strange world. Heldalel is able to perceive weapons normally and trained for combat... also armor shrinks for him and he refuses to acknowledge it...
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No. 745515 ID: 826ed5

>>745507
we must do this on account of pure coolness
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No. 745539 ID: e984de

>>745502
>>745503
According to the internet most two-handers were in the 5-8 pound range. Which is still a hell of a lot less than 50.

But then, real swords never had that kind of massive triangular blade, so...?
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No. 745545 ID: 85a079

Okay so we'll take the breastplate if it's better than our samurai armor. Cid can take the hammer and shield and hide armor provided he can wear it. And edrukk can have the musket and robes. Well all have a pistol, divide bullets evenly. Everyone gets potions
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No. 746368 ID: df2b46
File 147312311642.jpg - (210.43KB , 1000x562 , both equiped.jpg )
746368

Cid - okay well if you're not gonna use that sword I won't shy away from it~

Trixie - HEY! That sword has a name okay, it's not some tramp weapon to be weilded by any fucking ball sack who see's it aight?! it's got a god damned name, and it's name is friendship! Not oh I don't trust you at all but hey I'll let you live if it means my survival is a smitgget fucking better! No that's not it's name okay?! it's called friendship! With a fucking F! So don't you fucking get grabby you living trash!! I'm sorry... Just... I wasn't given that sword, I inherited it... so it's really important to me, I'd rather it not fall in hands I don't trust... If you don't want to carry that burden Heldalel, I understand, just don't give it away...

Edrukk - Well I can't use either the robe or the shield... I'll take the musket!

Cid - Yeah I can't use the hide armor, so I'll grab the robes... I'm a bit under armored right now so I'll use this bow if you don't mind...

Edrukk - Hmmn... lots of range, not a bad strategy but we'll need a little tank in the front...

>Great sword [Damage: 2d6+4 (1d4 fire if heated) Crit: 19-20 X2]
>Hammer and shield [Damage: 1d8+2 (+2 defense) Crit: 20 X3]

>"Friendship" is a scaling weapon. it will grow stronger with you, but having it reduces your earnings in gold and loot by a small margin...

>accept the weapon?
>_ _ _
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No. 746385 ID: 3740b1

Perma weapon? Yes please. Take it with gratitude.
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No. 746388 ID: 094652

> Take the mod sword
Looks like this sword is upgraded over time by the user, but costs resources to improve. So result = Answer("Weapon", "Friendship", "Upgrade", "Legendary")

Take the hammer and shield, tank up.
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No. 746394 ID: 595d54

Take the damn greatsword before Trixie flips out, and be properly thankful for it.
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No. 746395 ID: c441c1

Clearly this is solved by going into battle with mob enemies with the hammer and shield, and fighting tanky enemies with the great sword.
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No. 746450 ID: 18c950

>>746368
When an NPC offers you a weapon that theoretically will be useful for the entire campaign, you say "hell yes."

1) Reduced pressure to keep finding ways to upgrade your equipment to keep up with character level and encounters. Sometimes you can't FIND a good shop or a mage-smith.
2) You get in good with your GM if you don't turn down obvious plot hooks.
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No. 746489 ID: 826ed5

>>746368
I think we're strong enough to golfbag weapons, accept Trixie's Friendship and be sure to do some sappy insanity roleplay in as Heldalel:
Take a knee as the weapon is bequeathed to you
"Aye my lady, what sort of prince would I be to deny mine ivory princess' trust? I gladly accept your Friendship, and by my hand may it put to shame the works of lesser blades doled out by whimsical lake maidens and unfeeling stones."
if we're going to do this we go ham
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No. 746491 ID: 91ee5f

What? We're leaving already? Why don't we eat some of this food that Trixie pulled out? After all, we can't fight on an empty stomach, right? And I feel as hungry as a gnoll.....which is a weird feeling seeing as I'm a kobold.
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No. 746492 ID: 18c950

>>746489
I definitely approve of dropping references to Arthurian legend. Any other famous swords we could identify without actually namedropping?
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No. 746512 ID: 558b96

Something tells me that the sword has some hidden power deal going on, take it.
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No. 746529 ID: da1652

the only issue i see with Friendship, besides Trixie's attachment to it, is that its a two-hander, which is pretty much useless in a grapple.

Also, since its apparently a powerful magic weapon: is it one of those intelligent weapons?
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No. 746530 ID: f16ed2

>>746529
If we have the opportunity to swing a magic greatsword around, it's always going to be a better option for damage than grappling. Grappling is for when someone inevitably disarms us.
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No. 746531 ID: fcfe22

Take the sword. Accept your destiny.
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No. 746596 ID: 3740b1

>>746531
Grab the pride. Stroke all your cares away.
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No. 746651 ID: a5c2b3

While the sword is nice, it really doesn't fit what we have built for Kelda so far. We're built for hand-to-hand, so why would we use it ourselves? On that note, why the heck are we wearing the samurai armor? We have class features that only function if wearing light or no armor.

In sort, do not weild weapon and swap for hide armor.
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No. 746670 ID: 826ed5

>>746651
doesn't need to be used all the time, it's an idea to have it just for overcoming DR.
I do really want to see tiny bold punch out something huge now.
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No. 746962 ID: df2b46
File 147330333843.jpg - (170.00KB , 1000x590 , eating her pie.jpg )
746962

>>746489
>You take a knee as the weapon is bequeathed to you

Heldalel - Aye my lady, what sort of prince would I be to deny mine ivory princess' trust? I gladly accept your Friendship, and by my hand may it put to shame the works of lesser blades doled out by whimsical lake maidens and unfeeling stones.

Aalos - if we're going to do this, we go ham

>The kobold blushes as she hands you the massive blade... It's lighter than you'd expect at 8pounds but it is large and hard to hold right...

Trixie - Cherish it as much as it's previous owner~

>>746491
>>745497
Why don't we eat some of this food that Trixie pulled out? After all, we can't fight on an empty stomach, right?

>The team sits down for a big snack before the battle to come, the hunt isn't for a few hours so you do have time to kill...

Heldalel - I feel as hungry as a gnoll.....which is a weird feeling seeing as I'm a kobold.

Trixie - heh... yeah... well you did have a two day long powernap~

Cid - yeah Trixie fed you a bit, but if you need some rest, feel free...

>You eat Trixies delicious pie~

Heldalel - Hmmnn oh my! this is divine, did you bake this yourself?

Trixie - eum... y-yeah, just living in a cave with a bunch of savages... gotta keep myself sane somehow, for me it's baking~

Heldalel - Surely it'll be a true pleasure to have you in my life, my sweet dragoness~

>Blushes even more
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No. 746963 ID: df2b46
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746963

Edrukk - Errhh... it's really weird to see a grown hound being all lovey-dovey with that lizard...

Cid - Yeah... Hey why don't you kiss her if you love her so much, Maybe it'll break the curse~

>The tiefling snarls sarcastically...

Heldalel - A prime idea friend! Perhaps love it's self can overcome such vile magic~

Trixie - Wh-

>Before a single word leaves her mouth Heldalel places a long passionate kiss on her lips. She struggles only lightly and within moments pushes turn to embrace... The kiss undone, Heldalel looks longingly Trixies eyes and sees himself unchanged...

Heldalel - Oh well, looks like true loves first kiss won't undo this curse.

Trixie - Tr-true love?!

Heldalel - We'll have to wait until the wedding, when you'll be my bride and princess, I'll be free~

Trixie - Wedding, Bride, PRINCESS!? oooh Iomedae save me~

>The fat little kobold swoons and faints in your lap, smiling~

Edrukk - Eehh... bleh.

Varonos - A little forced shipping there?

Doukissa - Knowing Prince, it has it's ups and downs~

Prince - I have no idea what you're talking about~

>The Koi undine smirks.

Prince - Anywho... woman resting in your lap, you eat and get ready as you wait for the right time to strike... is there anything you need to do before you get back to adventuring?

Doukissa - I pray and prepare my spells.

Varonos - yeah how do I cast spells?

Prince - you need a grimoire, unfortunately you don't have one right now.

Varonos - Heh... well I sit in a corner and look cool~

Prince - What about you Aalos, how do you pass the time?

>Skip to action
>Rp
>_ _ _
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No. 746964 ID: 91ee5f

Gently pick Trixie up off our lap and place her on the ground. Then, we go give Friendship a few test swings to see how we handle it.

When it's time to move out, we gather our things, make sure Trixie is awake and help her pack up her things like the gentleman "kobold" we are, and then we all get moving.
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No. 746981 ID: c441c1

skip to action.
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No. 746987 ID: 28ff5a

Rp and hopefully not tear.
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No. 747026 ID: f75edb

Find a secluded corner to sit in and put her in our lap. Hug her against our bosom and rub her nose till she comes too. "We remember what you did to us while we slept little dragoness, felt every inch. we don't mind of course, you can play with us while we sleep as much as you like, so long as we share the same privilege." If she has a good reaction keep rubbing maybe put a finger in or nose to nose!
Gnoll x kobold is cute!
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No. 747040 ID: 61e70d

>>746987
This
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No. 747050 ID: 668cc1

>>746987
Is that a doom reference? Rip and tear or am I missing something. Role play but nothing naughty, save the sex anger for after the battle.
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No. 747061 ID: 3740b1

Gnoll x pudgebold nuzzle-snog time.
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No. 747263 ID: 8111b6

Seems like he keeps baiting you into more lewd rp scenes. We'll have to indulge him eventually~

For now, tender cuddling and discussion with the gal in our lap. Though, with the other two apparently of lewd mind, going ahead and having some fun right in front of the other characters might be interesting. It might not be very gentlemanly, though. Would it be out of character to do such things?
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No. 747268 ID: 8c518a

I don't think it would be for Kelda, but probably would for her current "self". A prince is probably a bit more romantic than that.

Given that our DM is the titular "slut" he's probably interested in the little robot and trying to get a read on his sexual inclinations and peculiarities in a lewd rp session.
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No. 747276 ID: 881425

>>746963
Test out the new armaments (and decide you prefer punching for whatever reason), throw some fluffy romance stuff at poor Trixie because she seems really quite exasperated by that kind of attention. (Heldalel seems to be quite the chivalrous type anyway)
other than that though get into ye action.
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No. 747451 ID: df2b46
File 147360805948.jpg - (130.04KB , 1000x562 , nose snuggles.jpg )
747451

>>746964
>>747276
you set the girl aside and swing your new weapons around, you find them easy to wield despite your size!

>>747026
>>747061
>You then pick her back up and bring her to a remote corner of her room. setting her down in your lap you snuggle against her, holding her against your bosom and feeling her soft scales with your hands. You run your fingers along the tip of her nose causing her to moan, rubbing her snout with your palm she slowly wakes up panting...

Trixie - Mmmmmnnnn~ Wha... oohhh~

Heldalel - We remember what you did to us while we slept little dragoness.

>She springs to life, panicked!

Trixie - Re-really?!

Heldalel - felt every inch~ we don't mind of course, you can play with us while we sleep as much as you like. So long as we share the same privilege~

>The kobolds eyes wander rapidly, blushing very brightly, her expression is that of fear mixed with excitement.

Trixie - I... I... You can... if I... *heavy breathing* oh... okay... so you can... pl-play with me, while I sleep... Eum... *cough* you, you should know about me, Can't believe i'm saying this... eum... N-no means yes and Str-struggling means harder~ *awkward stress giggle* pajama means no, purple pajama means full stop.

If she has a good reaction keep rubbing maybe put a finger in or nose to nose!

>You smile in agreement and keep rubbing her nose, she moans as you pleasure her tender snout... After a moment you rub a single digit to her nostril and start rubbing it in.

Trixie - N-no no

>you smirk and start pushing it in

Trixie - Aahh pajama, pajama... N-not there... not now... if... if you put anything in my nose... I'll moan so loud, the entire cave will hear us...

Heldalel - okay, but when we're good and safe~

>Rubbing your finger along the rim of her nostril, making her pant faster and faster... after a moment you rub your nose against hers. she seems to really like it, it feels warm and bright inside while you do it. you nose to nose for some time. it's far less sensual and more romantic~
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No. 747452 ID: df2b46
File 147360807292.jpg - (147.03KB , 1000x562 , crying.jpg )
747452

>After a moment she stops nose rubbing with you and just sits in your lap... a moment later she starts looking distant... the she looks worried, stressed... you hear her sniff her nose a few times and before you know it she's crying?!

Heldalel - Miss bounce?

Trixie - no... nonono... No I can't...

Heldalel - Trixie whats wrong?

Trixie - I can't heldalel I can't... I'm... I'm a fool!... I I wanted! I wanted this! Friendship, passion! *sob* companionship, I had for-*Sniff* Forgotten why I'm h-here...

>cid and edrukk quickly come see whats going on and both decide not to get involved...

Trixie - I just *sob* I was just so alone! for two years! *pant* alone in th-this cave! and you... and you came, and the sex and *sob* the kisses and and marr... *incomprehensible* I I... Iwanted... I wanted to for-forget why I'm ex-exiled...

Heldalel - Trixie my sweet... What are you saying?

Trixie - I'm cursed Heldalel! *sob* all my friends are gone or want me dead, *sniff* everyone I've ever loved is dead... Th-their blood is on my hands... *sob* I... I can't b-be with you... I... I don't want anything bad to happen to you... I... I'm sorry...

>A second passes that feels far too long...

Trixie - Don't look at me like that! It's hard enough as it is! *sob* I... I don't want... I want to come with you... I HATE IT HERE!! I hate this exile... *pant* But I *sob* I can't come with you... so... I'll h-help you leave... b-but... then... but then... I don't *sob* I don't want to.... be alone... But... But... I can't leave... *hyperventilate* so... so please... p-...put... me out... of my misery... I'm n-n-not strong enough... on my own... *Erratic crying*

>_ _ _
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No. 747475 ID: 3ccea5

Slap her! Then kiss her! Then tell her you don't care, that you'll break both your curses and she'll be a queen and you're gonna put hybrid kobold elf babies in her. Or what ever the fuck heldlelels plans are! Then slap her again! Then kiss her again!
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No. 747479 ID: afce40

Try to get more details out of her about this "curse". Need more info before we can make a decision.
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No. 747602 ID: 9c83d5

>>747479
This
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No. 747694 ID: 6c9297

Pffft. Curses? We are adventurers now, there is no curse we need fear. We ride into the sunset, we will live forever!
Don't you know, don't you know? We are gonna rule the world! We are gonna rule the world!
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No. 747762 ID: df2b46
File 147371928365.jpg - (143.10KB , 1000x562 , still crying.jpg )
747762

Varonos - Prince, are you crying?!

Prince - y-yeah~

Doukissa - He's pretty good isn't he~?

Varonos - how are you doing that?

Prince - I just get into character, and feel what she's feeling.

Varonos - that's a bit extreme...

>>747479
>>747602
>>747475
>You slap her then kiss her, you implore her to tell you about the curse, that you can't make a dissension on that alone. Then you slap and kiss her again!

Trixie - It *sniff* it started, with my friend Tr-tibim... He w-wanted to be my... My partner... and I... I told him... To prove that he *sob* that he loved me... Th-that night he... he came back to my home... *sniff* Blo-bloodied... he-he got killed by an-an owlbear, trying to steal an egg for-for me... th-then... my father... I loved him! I love my father! He-he adopted me and I loved him! ... *Incomprehensible* He wh-went mad... And he... he attacked me and I... and I... He-he died in my arms! And *sob* and the guards thought... *sniff* They tried... *sob* and they tried to kill me! So I ran... I ran and Dahlia, my friend Dahlia she hid me in the temple... *sniff*the temple of Iomaede... And I was safe... but then... she climbed to the tower... and... and... she... pinned me down... and... she... made love to me... and I... i wanted it... *sniff* But she... she saw me cry... and she jumped... she just jumped! and I ran... they thought I... they thought I did it... And i ran... *sob* and the daggermark... the poisoners took me in... and black leaf... black leaf never loved me back, and then he... then he drank too much... then he f-he fell down the stairs... *sob* and on his... on his sword... *incomprehensible* I tried to pull it out... *sniff* and the blood... it... it was... they thought I killed him... so I... I ran away... and then... the five... They found me... for my bounty... but they listened and took me in... and Amel... Amel *sob* he was... he was a true hero... but... but then... but then...

Cid - okay look you're unlucky, but you're not cursed.

Trixie - You don't understand! *sob* he said that too! Amel said that too! But... But I am... Fate... *sniff* fate made me cursed... truly... This man... this dwarf man... b-b-bit me... and now... then... *sob* in the full moons light...

Edrukk - oh no...

Trixie - When the moon... when it... *incomprehensible* and then... they... they were all dead... E-even Amael... I... I killed them...

Edrukk - A werewolf?

>She shakes her head...

Trixie - worst... I-i don't know... when I *sniff* when I woke up... I... there was so much blood... my friend *sob* where... cleaved in half! And burnt! and I was... in a pile of gold... and blood... and... And... and ... Th-that's why I'm here... If I stay away from friends... no one had to die... and if I *sob* if i keep away from the full moons light... I'll stay myself... but... but... *sob* I cant stand it! I can't stand it anymore! I hate being alone! I hate it I hate it I hate it! I tried *sob* I tried to end it all... over and over... but... but I'm ... I'm not strong enough... *sob* so please... I don't want to suffer... anymore...
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No. 747766 ID: 4affa1

rolled 2, 3, 2 = 7

Roll 3d12 for Persuasion: Sociopathic Triage!

"... Are you done singing The Crocodile Song? You've talked, bribed, poisoned, and slaughtered your way into a position of high influence and terror, and you've gained the skills needed to climb even higher. There is no excuse you can make for playing out your role as the starlight villain of a 6-star masterpiece play suffered by thousands of horrified witnesses and then some. There is only the choice you had. The choice YOU STILL HAVE. You've struggled past nightmares that any lesser woman would have crawled up to, kissing their feet and throwing their souls into their excrement just to make the pain stop. You defied all attempts to submit to that constant voice throughout the universe telling you to just die already, especially when that voice was reverberating within your skull; you just threw together a haphazard joint and smoked your brain until you couldn't think anymore. I'm sick of living out your fantasies and I'm even more sick of listening to you bitch about a fate you had more than enough control and choice over. You are going to forge a fortune beyond anything any higher power can fate us, for all four of us, out of the corpses of angels if you have to, or you'll finally meet your match and die like you falsely claim to long for! Get on your feet, get up, and show us what the legendary Trixy the Great can reap from the darkest recesses of this backwater planet!"
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No. 747773 ID: 5071b8

>>747762
wipe some of those tears away
"Oh my poor lady, had I only known... I cannot fulfil your request, it would be a bitter tale indeed for the stricken princess to be slain at the height of her despair, so close to the companionship you desire."

turn to cid and edrukk.

"My friends, in your time of affliction this pale lady offered her aid in getting you both cured. What manner of wretches would we be to do anything less in return?"

If they even remotely agree, move on to:

"'Tis a quest then! It may have been fate that bid Narsius bring us here to torment Trixie, or perhaps simply the whims of chance had him lead us to her door, but we shall not allow such suffering to stand! Even if we need to cower from the bared face of the moon and defy fate itself, so swears Prince Heldalel!"
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No. 747778 ID: 91ee5f

>Burnt
>In a pile of gold
She's no werewolf, she's a weredragon! .....I think.
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No. 747783 ID: a779d0

>>747778
We're gonna tame that were dragon, in proper BH fashion, with our lady meat!
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No. 747784 ID: 5071b8

>>747778
haha, fuck that makes sense
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No. 747785 ID: f026c4

>>747783
Now that's a quest.
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No. 747797 ID: 544cb7

How about, "Now now, all those things were destiny bringing you to me, all those friends minor players in a grand tale of fated romance. And should the gods themselves conspire to separate us, then, and only then will friendship plunge into your breast, and I will follow so our love can pass to the next life."
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No. 747801 ID: 595d54

>>747797
no
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No. 747812 ID: 702f4e

>>747797
No.

That does sound like the prince. Sick of him already. I miss Kelda.
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No. 747851 ID: f562b1

Sounds like until the dwarf, they had done it to themselves. You are worth the love, but to push oneself too far can drive them into madness or harm's way. Dying is no way to prove your love, and that goes for both them and for you.
What about that blackout, though? It does sound as though you had been struck by a curse then, and only then. Was that a one time curse, or does that persist similar to the lycanthropy our burly friend guessed it was?
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No. 748078 ID: df2b46
File 147395848762.jpg - (132.58KB , 1000x562 , make a choice.jpg )
748078

>>747851
Heldalel - Sounds like until the dwarf, they had done it to themselves. You are worth the love, but to push oneself too far can drive them into madness or harm's way. Dying is no way to prove your love, and that goes for both them and for you.

>She seems moved by your words...

Heldalel - What about that blackout, though? It does sound as though you had been struck by a curse then, and only then. Was that a one time curse, or does that persist similar to the lycanthropy our burly friend guessed it was?

Trixie - I... I turned th-three times... the second time.. *sob* I... Nothing bad happened... I hope... And the third time... *sniff* I woke up in a farm house... Th-the family... they... they also... *sob* they also died... and I was lying in their gold and silverware... and covered in booze... *sob* I don't know what's inside me! I'm a dangerous monster! *sob* I... I need you to help me... Pl-please... just give me a clear answer...

>We will assist your suicide.
>You're coming with us, that's final.
>We can't bring you, but you must live.
>_ _ _
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No. 748079 ID: c441c1

>>748078
You're coming with us, that's final.
But if people start dropping like flies we leave her behind.
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No. 748080 ID: 5071b8

>>748078
You're coming with us, that's final.
We're forewarned and can prepare ahead of time.
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No. 748082 ID: 91ee5f

>>748078
>I was lying in their gold and silverware...
Yep, I called it. Definitely a weredragon.

>and covered in booze...
.....an alcoholic weredragon, apparently.

You're coming with us, that's final. I feel bad for her. Plus, it would be cool if she could control it. Just think of how helpful that would be! I wonder what she needs to do that though? Would she need more Con, Int, Wis, or something else?
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No. 748084 ID: 665ed8

>>748082
I hate to mock her pain but the fact we are legitimately dealing with an alcoholic weredragon is hilarious and I 100% support it
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No. 748086 ID: cfe873

keep her! Knowing the author we'll prolly find some magic bdsm gear that'll let us control her against her will or something.
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No. 748111 ID: da1652

Maybe she's a weredwarf
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No. 748113 ID: 094652

You're coming with us, and we're pointing you at our enemies. Stop me if I point you at something that you should not obliterate. Until then, we've got kingdoms to conquer.
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No. 748122 ID: 3740b1

Come with us.
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No. 748129 ID: f562b1

I want her to come with, as we know what we're getting into at least, but what do the others think? If they think it's too much of a risk, then we'll have to come back to see Trixie from time to time.
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No. 748156 ID: 5c3807

>gold and silverware
>cleaved in half! And burn!
weredragon

>covered in booze
Weredragonborn
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No. 748162 ID: 91ee5f

>>748156
Are you talking about the D&D Dragonborn Race or are you talking about the Elder Scrolls Skyrim Dragonborn?
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No. 748167 ID: 9f196b

Leave her so this can be something other than fuck trixy quest.
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No. 748168 ID: 665ed8

>>748167
The author has already said Trixie is a self insert, making it not fuck Trixie quest will require more long term effort than just trying to ditch her.Besides the D&D portion isn't even the main quest from all indications
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No. 748204 ID: f5c738

I wonder how Heldalel will react when he finds out Kelda's been plugging his girl?
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No. 748239 ID: 595d54

>>748204
Heldalel refuses to acknowledge that Kelda exists as a separate entity, so we're probably good here.
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No. 748675 ID: df2b46
File 147434115047.jpg - (128.13KB , 1000x562 , varonos did it again.jpg )
748675

>>748086
the content of dungeons and loot drops are randomly generated from the ultimate equipment codex... that being said...

>Trixie joins your team against her better judgement...

Heldalel - You're coming with us and that's final! I won't leave you to this fate, we will find a cure to your curse, Fight and win against all odds! the beast within you doesn't frighten me. If it cannot be contained, I shall use my charms upon the beast and your love for me will surely flutter back to its breast~ Truly my sweet little drag-

Varonos - AAArrkkk!!

Doukissa - Again!? When will you learn!?

Varonos - aahhh it sucks!!

Prince - I'll get you some water!

Varonos - th-thank you~

Doukissa - *sigh* talk about a mood breaker...
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No. 748676 ID: df2b46
File 147434116678.jpg - (218.14KB , 1000x562 , at the corner.jpg )
748676

Varonos - *gulp gulp gulp* Aahhh~ thank prince, you're the best~

Prince - *blush* Th-thanks Varonos...

Varonos - so! what now?

Prince - you suit up and get ready to go... after leaving Trixies hidden chamber, you come to a crossroad...

Doukissa - Not to pick at anything. But weren't we chained together?

Prince - yeah... that's a dumb mechanic in hindsight, so fuck it...

Trixie - Okay guys... to the left is the green scales den... there should be six of em... we could try to convince them to join the cause but we'd risk having them turn against us. alternatively we could take a right and keep going towards the boss...

>Potential allies (risk of battle)
>Skip em!
>_ _ _
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No. 748677 ID: c441c1

skip. TO BATTLE!
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No. 748691 ID: 094652

Try to get the miners on your side. If they attack, just knock them unconscious and lick your wounds. If they agree to help then that's more distractions against the king.
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No. 748697 ID: 18c950

>>748676
Ugh, I always feel like splits like this are going to lead to a pincer attack, whichever route you take. Probably just go straight to the big boss, because talking to the green scales feels to me like inviting them to stab us in the back later.
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No. 748705 ID: 91ee5f

Next time Doukissa speaks up to start RPing, quickly buzz her butt loud enough for everyone to hear then turn it off. That's when you tell her that it's very unladylike of her to pass gas like that! XD

>Recruit or skip?
Skip!
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No. 748713 ID: 3e790a

Risking having to fight our potential allies makes saving them a moot point. Just skip to the boss fight
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No. 748722 ID: 3740b1

Skip but make sure our rearguard keeps an eye open so we don't get ambushed by them mid boss fight. Unless Trix has a good reason to think we can turn them to our side?
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No. 748729 ID: 18c950

>>748705
Hey, we're going for the "sexy" kind of unexpected fun, not the "rude" kind of unexpected fun.
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No. 752788 ID: ef0f95

Moving's been hell I'll try to update soon
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No. 753704 ID: ef0f95
File 147683607786.jpg - (225.77KB , 1000x562 , at the corner.jpg )
753704

you keep going, electing to not confront the green scaled kobolds just yet... you travel down the path and arrive at a large juncture... Trixie stops everyone!

Trixie - Shhh... there's some kobolds... there not supposed to be here...

>Siz red scaled kobolds stand in front of a secret passage... you hear more kobolds in the passage...

Kobold - [Draconic] Make prisoner elf ready for king, and no raping!

Kobold - [Draconic] Can make nose rubs?

Kobold - [Draconic] After prisoner elf be ready! make ready good and fast!

Kobold - [Draconic] this one do good to find prisoner elf, yes?

Kobold - [Draconic] Good good~ king will be very pleased of these ones...

Kobold - [Draconic] we go back hunting now, twich and stub, you's get two green scales, make good hunting pack, catch up fast, yes?

Cid - Oh no, two of em are gonna come this way. what ever we do we do it fast!!

>Fast lane! first to three votes...

>Sneak past em.
>Retreat!
>Attack!
>Other...
>_ _ _
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No. 753721 ID: 3373e2

How about Seduction?
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No. 753735 ID: 094652

Okay, Stealth + Assault combo!

Trixie, talk to the two guards. Everyone else, hide. She lures them in, the party takes them out quickly. Then, Trixie calls for help, pretends she's fighting you. While the other kobolds are confused and scattering due to lack of strategy, rush in and attack while they're divided. Simple, quick, and effective.
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No. 753788 ID: a644b4

stealth kills and murder time!
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No. 753834 ID: 3740b1

>>753735
This sounds solid. Risky as we don't know their numbers but leaving them on the loose would be too.
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No. 753851 ID: ef0f95
File 147688857948.jpg - (249.29KB , 1000x562 , trixie leading them.jpg )
753851

>>753735
>>753788
>>753834
>You quickly sneak back the way you came and wait for them to follow... Trixie puts herself in plain view and looks casual... She put on her very nicest voice and her daggermark accent comes out~

Trixie - oh hey it's you guys~! You cock sucking shit eating ass holes don't understand a word I'm saying~ Come here I'm gonna trick yah and we'll kill you dead you living piss stains~ Don't worry we'll kill all your friends too!

Twitch - [Draconic] Oh great! it be the human breeder... *sigh* she do look happy, why she happy?

Stub - [Draconic] *disgust* she all gussy up! dress all clean, she think better than us!

Twitch - [Draconic] Hate hate hate that human breeder! white witch! This one will hit!!

Stub - [Draconic] YesyesYes very polite hit! Show white scales kobold breed best!

Twitch - [Draconic] Cut out tongue no more human speak!!

>They walk right past you, without noticing you...

>Attack!
>Attempt non lethal.
>_ _ _
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No. 753852 ID: 094652

>>753851
Silly:)

Non-lethal takedowns for now. Switch to lethal if necessary.
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No. 753854 ID: 91ee5f

Attack, but do it quietly!
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No. 753855 ID: 102115

>>753851
Only nonlethal if you want to question them, otherwise it's a needless complication
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No. 753911 ID: 205dfb

Knock em out, don't make noise, we don't need green and red kobolds after us
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No. 753913 ID: 3740b1

Lethal. Main point is to eliminate enemies who might interfere with our royal appointment.
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No. 753919 ID: 3373e2

Go for Non-Lethal we don't want every Kobold in the place to hate us or at least spare one for Misc Questioning.
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No. 753928 ID: e66267

kill em, unless you wanna be shot in the back later.
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No. 753929 ID: c441c1

kill the fools quick and quiet.
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No. 754275 ID: ef0f95
File 147706998044.jpg - (294.88KB , 1000x562 , mowing them down.jpg )
754275

>>753854
>>753913
>>753928
>>753929
>You rush in and slash the tiny creature with your oversized sword! he only hears the grinding of the blade to the stone before being ripped in two! 16 DAMAGE!! the severed body sails off in an arc... Blood splatters Trixie and the other red scale, leaving it shocked by the display!!

>_ _ _
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No. 754277 ID: d67b5a

>>754275
follow up on the last guy's surprise by using the sword to do a polevault and dropkick him in the head
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No. 754300 ID: b2a153

Heladel, take a few moments to realize that your sword swing was slower and stronger than you expected it to be.

Then do it again on the other kobold.
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No. 754352 ID: 67d5dc

>>754300
What do you mean? those three quick stabs with his rapier were plenty fast!
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No. 754360 ID: 91ee5f

>>754300
>>754352
That's the sword called Friendship, which is the sword that Trixie gave us. Or did you guys forget about that? Kelda's/Heldalel's "condition" only effects how she/he "sees" her/his body, not the weapons she/he is holding! So it's supposed to be a big sword and not a rapier!
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No. 754406 ID: 70d790

Death glare! Intimidation check! His friend just got cleaved in half by a giant blood covered gnoll with a gianter sword! For extra effect have a huge boner!
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No. 755139 ID: ef0f95
File 147736143283.jpg - (339.74KB , 1000x562 , another one bites the dust.jpg )
755139

>>754300
you pick yourself up and take another swing!! breaking the poor creature in half before it can recover form the shock!! the blood settles, both you and your little dragon are laced with thick red kobold blood, Trixie smiles early...

Cid - okay that worked out... They said they have an elf prisoner? Should we hurry to save her and fight the hunting pack or wait for them to clear out first?

>Fight the pack!! We can take them!!
>the group wont be so easy, wait for an opportune moment...
>Other
>_ _ _
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No. 755141 ID: d9d165

Take them on, save the elf. Duh.
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No. 755143 ID: 18c950

>>755141
They said "prisoner elf"... where did Cid get the idea that it'd be a "she?"

Anyway, the other group's about twice the size, it seems? We were able to deal with this one because we got them by surprise. ...but we also basically solo'd it, maybe if Cid and Edrukk actually helped, a group of four would be similarly easy to handle, though again assuming we got the jump on them.

...and getting more bodies on our side for the big fight could be valuable. So... wait for an opportune moment?
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No. 755144 ID: 3373e2

Save the elf.
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No. 755202 ID: f15b06

>>755139
Trixie smiles early...

So the little dragon has a thing for blood. There'll be plenty more that's for sure.
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No. 755242 ID: 213ff6

>>755143
All elves are girls, even the boys...They just need...convincing ;3
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No. 755250 ID: da1652

I wonder if we'll get a reality check when our little 'elf prince in a kobold body' realizes they don't speak Elvish. And may not actually know anything about Elvish culture.
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No. 755270 ID: 5d1657

>>755250
Nah, he'll probably just think it's weird that these "elves" don't speak Elvish. I mean if he's able to disbelieve his own reflection, then some elves talking funny isn't particularly weird.
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No. 755343 ID: a20dba

Elf slave, wot do?
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No. 757711 ID: ef0f95
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757711

>>755202
Heldalel - So the little dragon has a thing for blood. There'll be plenty more that's for sure~

Trixie - *giggles* Now now don't get me wrong... Blood is simply a byproduct of my desire~

Heldalel - and that being?

Trixie - I like powerful men~ Big Strong Men who can keep me safe, no matter what.
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No. 757712 ID: ef0f95
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757712

you decide to kill them all!! ... in hopes of saving the poor elf of course~

>you run down the path dragging your hefty blade along the ground... They see a tall gnollish barbarian caked in blood wielding a giant sword charging at them and spouting wrath in a foreign language...

Heldelel - None of you are making it out of this alive!!

>Rolls for initiative...
Trixie rolled = 22
cid rolled = 20
Edrukk rolled = 20
Heldalel rolled = 20
kobold rolled = 17
kobold rolled = 11
kobold rolled = 8
kobold rolled = 6

>_ _ _
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No. 757721 ID: 094652

Nice, we get a full turn!

Trixie, debilitate the entire kobold group with poison dust AND flash powder!

Everyone else, quick executions while they're stunned. You have to do this quick or they'll kill the elf!
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No. 757978 ID: cf6aba

Honestly the fight scenes are the lamest part of your quests, maybe you should streamline them. Try making the party and mobs act in two turns one each and keep things fast and simple. We'd all like to get back to the plot.
Rangers move to range and shoot, Trixie throw a bomb and optimize aoe damage, Elrond run up and slam the one with armor first.
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No. 758172 ID: 3740b1

>>757712
We need either a lethal or debilitating aoe attack from Trixie (one that won't also hit us or the elf). Follow it with a charge from Kelda at spear boy. Other two move in if the group is incapacitated to finish them, otherwise stay at range. And ready attacks to react to surprises.
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No. 758179 ID: 188451

>>757978
I've seen Dms who break enemies into blocks. Each unit of the same type (melee, mage, ranged) shares an initiative unless they have a good reason otherwise.(coming into the fight late, sneak attacks, commanded by an external force) Makes it a little bit faster for those rolls. Mobs having higher ac, but 1hp might work depending on how it goes.(ended up killing 5 dudes out of 7 with a set of thrown stones in my first ever dnd campaign, so it ends up being more about rolling well than good plans. That can throw off the feel) Having the entire party act as one block for attacking kinda ruins the dnd theme though. Dnd is about each char fighting with their own flavor. (haven't read any of this quest since like the very start)
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No. 760118 ID: ef0f95
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760118

>>757978
>>758179
yeah I'm gonna block initiatives together and streamline the combat...

>Trixy moves up and tosses a bomb at the group!

She lands a 20 and hits for 8 damage, causing 4 collateral to all nearby... a kobold is slain...
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No. 760119 ID: ef0f95
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760119

>Heldalel runs up and attacks a kobold with his friendship!

He hits with a 22 for 13 damage! the sever part sails in an arc, the kobold is slain...
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No. 760121 ID: ef0f95
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760121

>cid knocks an arrow and fires at a kobold.

he hits for 16 and deals 1 damage, the kobold is agonizing...
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No. 760124 ID: ef0f95
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760124

>Edrukk fires his musket at the last kobold.

he hits for 18 and deals 3 damage, the kobold falls dead...

>THE BATTLE IS WON!!

>_ _ _
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No. 760130 ID: 66014d

That was awesome.

Okay, interrogate the last kobold, find out where the elf is. Make sure you hold onto his muzzle and throat in case he thinks about screaming for help.

Don't try to hide the bodies, there's enough blood on the walls to feed a teenage vampire for a week. Just grab some loot in the corner and hurry!
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No. 760133 ID: e7fb8f

>>760124
gosh that probably alerted the whole cave system, get moving
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No. 760148 ID: 91ee5f

>>760130
What last kobold? They're all dead!
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No. 760272 ID: c441c1

Loot the bodies like a true adventurer would.
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No. 760307 ID: 3b4d9f

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk
Now get your lootin on.
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No. 760325 ID: 4e12cc

They told two of them to prepare the elf and not to rape the elf. So we have some time, sneak in to avoid them taking it hostage. Worst case scenario we wait for them to start nose rubbing and strike while they're rub rubbing
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No. 760447 ID: ef0f95
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760447

>>760272
>>760307
>you loot the bodies, on them you find: 1sm longsword, 1sm spear, 2sm halberds, 1 sm halfplate, 15gold.

>>760130
>in order to interrogate the dying kobold you would need to stabilize it... Edrukk is best placed to try... after a few tries he crit misses and the kobold dies...

Edrukk - *sigh* sorry there's nothing I could do... we killed him too hard...

>_ _ _
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No. 760448 ID: b2a153

Wow, these kobolds have a low HP counter. Also, I expected Cid to deal more damage, that arrow went straight through the knee. I mean, at least add a cripple penalty.

Nothing that can be done here. Take a quick search of the bodies for keys, and steal the loot on the pillar they were guarding.

Also, can you tell if that pillar is load-bearing? If we can set enough of them to blow, we could kill the king without fighting him directly.
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No. 760455 ID: f45b25

oh well, go save the elf.
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No. 760484 ID: f562b1

>>760448
Well, considering he required stabilization, I think he was crippled.
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No. 760486 ID: ef0f95
File 147971591522.jpg - (232.38KB , 1000x562 , molesting the elf.jpg )
760486

>>760448
>Nothing that can be done here. Take a quick search of the bodies for keys, and steal the loot on the pillar they were guarding.

the bodies hold no keys, the containers near the pillars contain fermented apples and wines looted from the nearby village, you've checked these cases before, thought it was a few days ago...

>Also, can you tell if that pillar is load-bearing? If we can set enough of them to blow, we could kill the king without fighting him directly.

you have no way of breaking them on a delay, breaking them to begin with would be hard enough as it is...

>>760455
>oh well, go save the elf.

you shuffle into the treasury... there you find a suitable hoard, for kobolds that is... against the wall you see two kobolds and the elf, indeed she is a woman. Bound to the wall and to herself she struggles and moans loudly into a gag. Her skin is lathered in oils and sprinkled with spices, Near her are her ripped and torn clothes, a bushel of apples, empty bottles of wine and a few tools...

Good-Taste - [Draconic] You's stop, Sniffer! stop nose rub, not nose rub until finish prepare elf!

Elf - MMMNNHMMNHNMNNN!!!

Sniffer - [Draconic] This one is finished. stuff garlic spice, stuff berry juice, now nose rub!

Good-Taste - [Draconic] Very impolite! you's help stuff apples! need oil, need stuff, you's help then nose rub!

Elf - MMMMMHHH!!

Sniffer - [Draconic] This one catch elf, this one not work hard, very polite not work. Good-Taste do work hard~

Good-Taste - [Draconic] *snarl* This one always work hard...

>Help her...
>Leave her...
>Keep listening...
>_ _ _
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No. 760488 ID: 0505f5

>>760486
try to get close without alerting them and smack the kobolds heads together to knock them out.
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No. 760489 ID: 4854ef

>>760486
May be prudent to listen in further, incase their bickering may reveal some more information in their state.
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No. 760495 ID: 438202
760495

Listen in to make sure nobody heard the earlier combat.
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No. 760505 ID: 98412b

>>760486
>Help her...
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No. 760528 ID: 094652

Lethal takedown. Sniffer's too intimate with the sacrificial elf, if he's alerted he can claw her breasts or throat, instantly killing her. Trixie's bombs may kill the hostage. So sneak up while Cid aims one of his low-damage arrows. Have the other crew on overwatch.
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No. 760537 ID: 396056

Just listen for now lest they kill her
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No. 760565 ID: e66267

Two unarmed kobolds? We need the team to kill the one that's not on the elf and we'll pull the other off and subdue it.
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No. 760713 ID: ef0f95
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760713

>>760488
>>760505
>>760528
>>760565
>The party prepares for Cid's leathal blow on the nose rubbing kobold... it's a tight shot, given the promity to the elf...

Cid rolls a total 5...

>The arrow zooms past the kobolds head and clatters against the back wall! both bolds are taken off guard by the sudden attack! they stare in shock and horror as the party glares down at them... half of which covered in blood...

Good-Taste - [Draconic] Aaaakkk! not kill, this one not have weapon!

Sniffer - [Draconic] Sp-spare this one! very polite!

Good-Taste - [Draconic] Not want fight, not want die!

Sniffer - [Draconic] Th-this one serve! tell joke, Track good, sharpen blades!

Good-taste - [Draconic] W-we cook elf! we share elf with strong invaders!

Sniffer - [Draconic] share elf! not kill, not kill this one! can share elf, big chest lumps, smell good! Very stuff with spice and apple! this one shares! not kill!

Sniffer - [Draconic] not fighter this one, this one cook cook! not kill this one!

>_ _ _
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No. 760748 ID: e662ef

Hogtie them. Spare no expense on ropes.
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No. 760810 ID: 62ad54

Yay more kobold servants. And one of them likes boobs!
>>760748
This for now, tie em up good.
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No. 760899 ID: 3740b1

Ehhh, we've been on a rampage this whole time specifically so we didn't leave potential enemies behind us. We need to have some sort of incentive to not just go the safe route of murdering them. Do they have any quickly accessible treasure or information useful to our planned regicide?
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No. 761025 ID: a8b64f

>>760713
That works too i guess, get them off her for starts, there'll be no elf eating today
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No. 761034 ID: e66267

well, maybe that one kind of eating, but after weve introduced ourselves
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No. 761405 ID: 8d65de

Tie up the new slaves.
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No. 762931 ID: ef0f95
File 148061121098.jpg - (330.51KB , 1000x562 , interogate.jpg )
762931

>>760748
>>760810
>>761025
>>761405
>You pull them off her and tie them up good with the rest of the sturdy lengths of cloths they used to tie up the elf. One of the kobold's mouth is tied shut but the other is left to speak. Cid approaches menacingly...

>>760899
>You look through the treasure in the room and find...
940 gp, 1 Glowing TowerShield, 1 wand, 2 masterwork longswords, 1 spellbook, 1 Golden pulsating Shackle...

>Cid interrogates the kobold...

Cid - [Draconic] This one not play jokes, will kill if not happy.

Sniffer - [Draconic] No! no no not kill this one!

Cid - [Draconic] Big lady maybe want keep you's as pet, maybe things be work for you. if you'd nice and tell truth. if lie, big lady make you butt breeder.

Sniffer - [Draconic] Th-this one not be butt breeder! Butt fun not fun! Not want!

Cid - [Draconic] then tell truth, yes? Very polite and calm... these ones kill Red scale king. Tell us how to, now!

Sniffer - [Draconic] Th-th-this one not tell! Not tell! if king know This one tell, Red king make worst than kill!

Cid - [Draconic] you's die here, made ButtBreeder and died. You's want? or want live, be big lady friend, yes?

Sniffer - [Draconic] But... this one not Trust!!

Cid - [Draconic] Not choice, make decision now and politely. These ones can protect little sniffer. but make choice, this one not wait!

Sniffer - [Draconic] Make choice... th-this one help... but... but kill this one kill self if you's not kill king... not want horrible fate...

Cid - [Draconic] what happen if tell?

Sniffer - [Draconic] King be bad bad horrible dark... very bad, very horrible... make deals with yellow ones... make bad deals... have seen monsters... horrible bads... no scales, no eyes, no mouth, only lumpy slimy horrible bad... make baby, make horrible... very bad... King says he want make horrible bads... army of horribles... *shudder* this one not want be made horrible bad, this one not want make baby horribles...

Cid - [Draconic] Sound bad... this one protect you's if help kill king.

Sniffer - [Draconic] King know you's be coming... This one hear sees-all tell king... Big lady blood need for horrible bads... Big lady come in front of room. there be secret tunnel from here to room. very secret... King have weakness yes! weakness water! king be big fire boss, not like water on fire scales... not kill, save sniffer, sniffer nice! sniffer good, yes?

Cid - [Draconic] Kobold be good. Be good pet of big lady yes?

Sniffer - [Draconic] yes yes! good pet! cook elf, eat elf, have elf!

Cid - [Draconic] not eat Elf! not eat, yes?

Sniffer - [Draconic] N-not eat? Y-y-yes not eat, this one good kobold, not eat elf!

Cid - [Draconic] Good.

>_ _ _
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No. 762943 ID: 094652

Talk to the elf. How was she captured, and what did she do before this?

Trixie gets the wand and spellbook, unless the elf can cast.
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No. 763010 ID: f0fe18

Leave the elf for now and let's get the assassination under way. The longer we screw around the more chance this whole place goes on alert.
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No. 763015 ID: 3373e2

Question the Elf Quickly on the most important topics : Where did she come from, How did she get here, did you see anything that could aid us, and so on.
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No. 763561 ID: e66267

You know, with us thinking we are an elf prince in a kobold body, we'd probably be more interested in saying something poncy about inferior species and then kill them for having defiled one of our kin.
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No. 763592 ID: ef0f95
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763592

>>762943
>>763010
>>763015
>Trixie gathers the magic looking objects

>Edrukk unties the elfs eyes and mouth, she immediately screams!

Elf - They put Apples in my Butt!!

>Edrukk grabs her face and shuts her up

Edrukk - oi oi keep yer bloody mouth shut! you wanna get caught again!?

Elf - They made me drink that vile berry juice and force fed me garlic! and violated my poor hindquarters with Apples!

Edrukk - Shut it or I'll tie you back up!

Elf - *whimper* it was so grosse... it hurts...

Edrukk - this stuff? *sniff* this is great wine, what are you on about?

Elf - it's horrid!

Edrukk - It's Chateau noir pointu! This is fine Chelaxian wine!

Elf - It tastes terrible!

Edrukk - you have no taste missy!

Elf - Untie me!

Edrukk - not until you apologize to the wine!

Elf - get me out of this cave! get these fruit out of my butt!

Edrukk - I have half an thought to tie you back up and leave you here for the kobolds you knife eared priss!

Elf - I wanna go home!

Edrukk - how are your captors easier to negotiate with that you?! Thats it, tie her up, I'm done with er!

Elf - Nooo! let me go!!
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No. 763593 ID: ef0f95
File 148090925619.jpg - (375.86KB , 1000x562 , elf yapping at you.jpg )
763593

>>763561
>Heldalel steps up

Heldalel - alright, I'll handle this... Dwarfs and elves never meet eye to eye anyways... Hello miss?

Tessara - Tessara...

Heldalel - I'm Heldalel. It may not look like it but I'm an elf too... I was once a prince, but acursedm I was transphormed into what you see here...

Tessara - Re-really?

Heldalel - As truly as I stand before you...

Tessara - Wow... an elven prince? Fr-from what house?

Heldalel - I am Heldalel of the house Oarion of the south west pools~

>The elf looks at you strangely

Tessara - you sure?

Heldalel - quite

Tessara - that house does not exist.

Heldalel - Heh... surely you must be swooning from the wine hehheeh...

Tessara - Elves do not get drunk. You should know that.

Heldalel - Heh yeah I'm... I... you know what I mean...

Tessara - No I don't...

Heldalel - well I am an elf, pure and simple!

Tessara - Tu qui dicis te non arbitror

Heldalel - Eum... pardon?

Tessara - Non quidem loqui ex lingua Elbica

Heldalel - She's speaking nonsence...

Edrukk - no, thats elvish, your native language, right?

Heldalel - Y-yeah but... it's... it's not an accent... I grasp, so to say

Tessara - Mendax! Tu iaces! You lie! you are not an elf! you are a beast, a gnoll!

Heldalel - I am not a gnoll!

Tessara - Speak a single word of Elvish!

Heldalel - non frixum dulcis rufus...

Tessara - and that means?!

Heldalel - it means I am an elf!

Tessara - no it means: not fried sweet red! you are not an elf!

Heldalel - Shut up!!
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No. 763594 ID: ef0f95
File 148090927157.jpg - (157.20KB , 1000x562 , rolled a 20.jpg )
763594

Doukissa - Hey I wonder if this revelation can kick Heldalel out of it?

Prince - it's possible, but since Kelda's wisdom is so low right now it's very unlikely

Aalos - I rolled a 20~

Prince - God damn it...
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No. 763595 ID: ef0f95
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763595

Heldalel - I am an elf! E-L-F! Elf! I am I am I am!!

Edrukk - You are not now snap out of it!

Heldalel - Shut up dwarf! You don't... you don't get to tell me, what I am and am not!

Trixie - Heldalel... please, calm down...

Heldalel - I am I am I am... I'm real! I am real! I am an elf! I am an elf!!

>A shadowy figure grabs the kobold by the tail!

Kelda - You're in the wrong body, little man~

Heldalel - ... Wh-who are you?

>_ _ _
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No. 763599 ID: c655d4

So anyone else want to engineer the situation so that they get along and can coexist.
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No. 763600 ID: 5d2db0

>>763599
nar, This temple of the body belongs to gnoll. No boys allowed.

"This is my body little squirt, its time you get out of my head!"
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No. 763601 ID: 595d54

>>763599
Nah.
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No. 763602 ID: 69cd69

Remember, the little merbold is just a construct of your mind.

And you're a ruin artist.

Get creative.
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No. 763619 ID: 3740b1

>>763602
Not a bad point. Ruin that prissy elf wannabe bold right in his arse and right out your head.
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No. 763621 ID: 64f88a

...

"Clench your teeth, I'm going in dry!"

I regret nothing.
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No. 763623 ID: 91ee5f

>>763595
> ... Wh-who are you?
Like I said, you're in the wrong body. This is my body and you don't belong here. I'm kicking you out, so...GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! D-:<
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No. 763624 ID: da1652

>>763595
Good thing this happened before we tried to crawl through a too-narrow tunnel and dislocated a shoulder or something.

True Kelda:Punch snout to reassert dominance
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No. 763633 ID: f562b1

Probably shouldn't get too violent in our own mind. Our wisdom is already low.

Just toss the dork out.
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No. 763644 ID: fe774c

>>763602
>>763619
>>763621
Well we are already lifting up his tail.
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No. 763649 ID: 595d54

>>763644
Nah, voting against going there.
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No. 763650 ID: aac0eb

Make the fake bold pay (in the butt) for taking over our body (and bogging down our plot). Good hate fuck then good riddance. It's how a gnoll chick gets bitchy boys in line anyway.
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No. 763809 ID: e66267

Shit, time for some Kelda catharsis. Rip up hypno bold, give him a good berserker disembowling. Do it right, give a blood curdling howl and eviscerate anything kobold shaped within reach.
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No. 763820 ID: 04ea2f

>>763809
yeah cause, raping and/or killing ourselves could only help
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No. 763825 ID: 7d8168

>>763820
>eviscerate anything kobold shaped within reach
Yeah, like Good-taste, Sniffer or Trixie.

Wait no, let's not do that.

Heldalel may not understand Elven, but he should at least understand honor. This is not his rightful throne.
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No. 763840 ID: 3740b1
763840

The bold is not us. He's not real in any way. He was a momentary figment of our imagination/ head trauma. We should eliminate him from our mind in whatever way is most true to Kelda's personality. No benefit to leaving even a remnant of him buried in our head just waiting to annoyingly reassert itself and again bog things down.
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No. 764093 ID: e66267

Bloodrage gives +2 to will checks, so lets bloodrage and murder our delusions (and maybe some useless kobolds.
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No. 764343 ID: 3373e2

Peg that Prince.
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No. 764914 ID: 7369b2

IN THE BUTT!!!
Also identify the magical items
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No. 765257 ID: a5c2b3

>>763595
Establish Grapple and immobilize him. Give him one chance to join with you. If he refuses, crush him.

"You don't get it, do you? The "curse" was never what you thought it was. You weren't turned into a Kobold, you were fucked in the head by magic to make you THINK you were one after getting your head bashed by a rock. And speaking of which, it's MY head. MY body. I AM you, the real you. So listen pipsqueak, any magic to "restore" you wouldn't turn you into an elf, it would only erase you entirely. This delusion will only end in tears for you if you resist. Step down, submit, and be the real you. Kelda Oxgutter."
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No. 765262 ID: 97ee78

>>763595
oi kelda, punt this runt right out of your mind
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No. 766226 ID: e66267

Wow, don't talk to or reason with the voice in your head.

Still think a cathartic berserker rage is the best answer.
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No. 766463 ID: ea7e16

>>763595
He's not going to be reasonable. Kick this scaled punk into next tuesday.
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No. 766757 ID: ef0f95
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766757

Sorry for the delays, things have been hectic in my life... thank you for being patient~

>>763602
>>763619
>>763621
>>763644
>>763650
>>764343
>>764914

Aalos - I rape Heldalel~!

Prince - Alright.

Aalos - I start by grabbing his tail and pulling it up, expos-

Doukissa - That's okay kid robo.

>The Fawn interrupts.

Doukissa - We don't need a description, just get on with it...

>Doukissa seems disgruntled, while Prince looks uncaring... Varonos on the other hand, seems to find humor in the idea of a fictitious character being raped anally.

Prince - don't go into too much detail about kobolds getting plugged in the butt Aalos, someone might think you're projecting...

Varonos - Ha! Yeah~ *giggles*

Aalos - anywho... I get rid of Heldalel, completely if possible.

Prince - Okay, you destroy your alter ego and take full control of your mind, congratulations you are cured~!

Varonos - Mazel tov!

Doukissa - I don't think that means what you think it means...

Varonos - Probably not!

Aalos - oh, edrukk should identify the magical items!

Prince - He can't they're in Trixie's magical bag of tricks.

Aalos - right...
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No. 766758 ID: ef0f95
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766758

Trixie - Heldalel! Heldalel are you alright?! Please you have to calm down, it's true, you're an elf... you the most handsome elf I've ever met, so please... just breathe... okay? Heldalel... Please speak to me...

Kelda - Heldalel's not here right now... Can I take a message~?

Trixie - K-kelda!?

Edrukk - there's the lovely lady~!

Cid - Good to have you back...

Trixie - Kel... I... I'm... Wh-what did you do to Heldalel!?! Heldalel are you in there!!!

>_ _ _
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No. 766760 ID: 595d54

Laugh. "Heldalel didn't exist. There's just me."
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No. 766773 ID: 094652

Without getting up or moving your head, sucker-punch Trixie in the face (Attempt a 1-damage attack with maximized pain). Pounce onto her and roar in her face that you are not her @#$%-puppet to empty out and replace with the memory of her dead, ludicrously stupid ex-boyfriend, and that she's a walking sob story with no ability to trust others yet has the sheer gluttony to enslave a random adventurer and then lie to their party's face that their complete insanity is not her fault. If she does that ONE MORE TIME you WILL break out of it and you [b[WILL[/b] break her spine and feed her ass to her face, were-dragon be ten times @#$%ed over your girl-dick!

After this tirade, get up, help the elf girl up, and politely thank her for helping you fix your brain after the Wizard of WTFing raped you for a week, and you intend to return her to civilization in turn. Then order your squad to overwatch the doorways.

And we want roleplaying exp for this.
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No. 766775 ID: 91ee5f

Say thank you to the elf lady for helping you with your head problems. Then tell Edrukk and Cid to handle the elf lady because you and Trixie need to have a private little chat.

Pick Trixie up in your arms and take her somewhere nearby that's out of earshot of the others but close enough to yell for help in case more enemies show up.

Then ask her if she got attached to Heldalel. Because it doesn't sound like she's all that excited to see you cured and back to normal.

Tell her that you remember everything he said to her and you can't promise that you'll give her the same princess treatment he gave her, but you'll treat her right, if she's still willing to come along with you. After all, you still need to take her Friendship (the sword) and kill the Kobold King with it!
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No. 766778 ID: fe6678

Describe to Trixie in detail exactly what you did to Heldalel.
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No. 766787 ID: 62e3c5

Sorry doll. This head wasn't built for two. It wasn't too bad when I didn't notice him stomping around like he owned the place, but I wasn't going to let him keep that up once I caught him.
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No. 766789 ID: 385d65

>>766758
Prince charming's dead kiddo
I believe we have some business to discuss, specifically, YOU DRUGGING ME!
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No. 766808 ID: e66267

I suggest we pick Trixie up by her throat and get in her face. Express your rage at her involvement in driving you mad and encouraging her delusions. Show her what happens when you cross a gnoll by digging your claws into the side of her snout and raking across, deep enough to leave a permanent scar.
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No. 766809 ID: f562b1

>>766773
>Without getting up or moving your head, sucker-punch Trixie in the face
Fun as that would be, I think Kelda's too strong. Maybe just a hand on her shoulder, other hand towards position, then flick her hard.
"Ain't a Heldalel here, now is there? Next time you need something, try asking."
Then a scowl would work, "But if you try any of that shit you did before, best case I will fucking put you on a leash and make you my pet, you got that, chickadee? BEST. CASE."
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No. 766816 ID: c441c1

>>766809
I like.
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No. 766828 ID: 3740b1

>>766778
This, then the chickadee threat. I think Kome may actually be right this time; but we should be sure before we try confronting a possible were-dragon so violently.
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No. 766839 ID: e66267

I know it's always gonna be the consensus to play it safe, but for a gnoll bloodrager any response short of at least a little violence is inappropriate.
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No. 766841 ID: ea7e16

>>766809
This. She's the reason that scaled runt was in our head in the first place. Though maybe keep it to just a HARD flick right on the snoot.
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No. 767274 ID: 3740b1

I think we need to be sure how much of what happened in our head might have been intentional as Kome thinks. Tell Trixy exactly what you did to him and see how she reacts. It may just be she liked the prince charming act or maybe it really was some sort of demented attempt to resurrect someone she lost. Adjust level of violence according to what her reaction reveals.
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No. 767647 ID: 3334c1

>>767274
Agreeing with this, tell her exactly what we did and what ever happens after is her fault
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No. 769097 ID: ef0f95
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769097

>you put your hand on her shoulder and look her dead in the eyes, without sayibng anything you hurl your fist towards her and stop inches from her nose, flicking her little snout.

Kelda - Ain't a Heldalel here, now is there? Next time you need something, try asking... But if you try any of that shit you did before, best case I will fucking put you on a leash and make you my pet, you got that, chickadee? BEST.... CASE...

Trixie - You... you killed him?

>You grin and describe to her exactly what happened... Without saying a word, without any emotion she draws her gun and fires directly at your face!! The bullet grazes your skull and hits your ear as you narrowly move out of the way. Her eyes filled with psychotic rage, she glares death at you.

Trixie - I Loved Him You Cunt Eating Whore Of An Ass Cloud!!!

>_ _ _
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No. 769098 ID: 595d54

>>769097
No one cares, crybaby, he wasn't real. Knock it off before Kelda rips off your face.

Roll to intimidate?
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No. 769099 ID: 3d296b

>>769097
Lick the blood from your face.

"Get over yourself whitescale, you knew that delusion all of how long? While my eyes stared back at you, my voice said those sweet nothings. It was cute and all, but this story isn't a fairytale, no prince charming here."
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No. 769106 ID: e66267

She just shot us...

There's not answer to that except violence. Bloodrage and hurt her for real this time. Don't use the sword, unarmed attacks.

Seriously, she's not our girl or friend anymore, none of this pussyfooting bullshit. She shot us in the face, it's time to teach her who's in charge and what a gnoll bloodrager is.
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No. 769143 ID: 6b1966

Get that gun out of her hands, first priority. You're a badass but you're not bulletproof. You're a grappling machine. Grab the little bitch and disarm her, then restrain her. If that goes smoothly then see if she can be reasoned with. Give her one last chance.
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No. 769153 ID: 6b1966

>>769143
This is me, just expanding.

Rp says we fly into a rage and try to end her.

Meta thinking says there's an off chance she's a force our party can't handle and we need to salvage this diplomatically if we can.

As much as I prefer 100% rp, I'd really hate to lose any party members here. And we were warned by our DM not to do what we're about to do. So he'd be pretty within the realm of DM fairplay to spank us pretty hard here.

Then again we're a giant gnoll berserker who just got shot at by a pipsqueak hysterical lizard who possibly messed with our head. Soooooo. Eh.
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No. 769203 ID: 952ab0

Diplomatic route: Wince, growl, but call back to the last thing you said to her before you blacked out. "I'm not lying, I still want you in my life, little dragon. Heldalel loved you because his first memory was of you and me."
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No. 769206 ID: 8cb228

>>769143

Grapple her and disarm her. Go for a submission or pin, something where you can make your points by giving her a bit of pain without truly harming her, and establish the proper order of dominance.
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No. 769223 ID: 91ee5f

>>769203
This.
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No. 769253 ID: e66267

So the consensus is we are going to let the subby kobold dom our gnollish bloodrager. I think bloodrager, I think someone who can't control the angry outbursts, like it's a magically rage haze. We should have to roll a will save just to NOT kill her with whatever is in our hands.
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No. 769254 ID: 4854ef

>>769253
> So the consensus is we are going to let the subby kobold dom our gnollish bloodrager.

Did I miss something, because I don't see anyone having made that thought.
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No. 769263 ID: c655d4

"You LOVED something made from MY BRAIN. HE WAS MADE FROM ME! I care about you because of HIM!"
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No. 769265 ID: e66267

It may be my idea of what Trixy is is a bit off, but if she throws a tantrum and hurts you and you let her get away with it, then she's going to become an intolerable bitch who treats you like that every time.

Maybe I'm expecting too much expecting suggestors to roleplay or adhere to the archtype of the character we control.
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No. 769290 ID: 750f88

I mean, don't kill her, but don't let the little fucker get away with shooting you in the face for recovering from a mental illness that she caused you to have. I'd say a non-lethal bitch slap is in order.

Also intimidate maybe.
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No. 769295 ID: 3373e2

She just shot at you, the little shit. Also make sure you don't have any long term hearing loss/damage.
Pick her up by the neck and shake her profusely.
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No. 769300 ID: 4f18a7

Welp time to kill Trixie, it was going to happen sooner or later and its probably better if it happens before we form any strong attachments or before she ends up getting us in trouble or one of us killed.
Guess it just means less magic and knowledge and no more bold sex, unless we take another bold with us.
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No. 769352 ID: 952ab0

>>769253
>>769265
I mean, that, or random violence turns her on. You know, because gnoll. Also previously established ragefuck. >>734191
We were sort of shoehorned into it at the time, but now it is an established thing, and thus in character.
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No. 769530 ID: e66267

Are... are you suggesting the appropriate response here is rape?
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No. 769540 ID: 952ab0

>>769530
Um... Are you using the actual definition of rape, as in nonconsentual intercourse, or the tumblr definition of rape, as in any vague hint of sexual interest in a situation where it was not intended? All I said was that having a response other than murder would still be in character. Proceeding to rape is six steps down a path with a lot of branches.
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No. 769566 ID: ea7e16

>>769097
You're right in her face already, grab her gun and knock that bitch out.
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No. 769573 ID: 3740b1

>>769540
I prefer to think that Kelda's decision tree has more of a killy/rapey/smashy trunk with numerous specific flavors of smashy-killy rape as the branches.
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No. 769579 ID: 094652

> She SHOT you for killing a mental construct
Break her arms before she does something you're all going to regret.
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No. 769618 ID: bd9dcf

Make sure not to go SO rage violent that your character will be killed. She should fear for her health, not her life. Make it obvious via voice and violence and restraint in said violence that it was YOUR BRAIN that was, and is, attracted to her, but taking a potentially lethal shot at your face is absolutely not appropriate in this.
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No. 769650 ID: 80c3fe

Boston crab!!
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No. 769653 ID: e66267

Maybe some discussion should occur in the disthread?
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No. 769837 ID: ef0f95
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769837

I urge anyone who hasn't read up in the discution thread to do so before responding to this post... this is a important trigger with bad and good outcomes one way or another...

>You quickly grab at her hand and bend it to force the gun from her hand. using your weight strength and size bonus you push her under you and grab her tightly. Your allies quickly grab at her tools and weapons dragging them aside and away from her... You already know she's slippery and far more flexible than you'd expect and compensate for it by gragbbing harder at the expense of hurting her, something you're not opposed to at this moment... She struggles as you put her in a pin.

Trixie - You Monster! I'll kill you! I'll kill you dead you horrible filth ridden filtcher! You slime infested goblin child! I'll ruin you I'll fill you with maggots!! AAHHHH!!!

>You pull her arm and neck in a painful submission hold... her insults and threats turn to screams and then pants and whimpers...

Kelda - Get over yourself whitescale, you knew that delusion all of how long? While my eyes stared back at you, my voice said those sweet nothings. It was cute and all, but this story isn't a fairytale, no prince charming here.

Trixie - I don't care!

>Tears rolling down her cheeks...

Trixie - He loved me... I loved him... he was going to save me... he... he was going to change me... and... and... You Killed Him!!

Kelda - Heldalel loved you because his first memory was of you and me, I still want you in my life, little dragon...

Trixie - His love... was.. from you... *sniff* your... you still... want me? After everything I've done to you? *whimpers* I... I'M SORRY!!

>Forgive and trust Trixie.
>Distrust but spare Trixie.
>Kill Trixie.
>_ _ _
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No. 769848 ID: c1b1f3

Distrust but spare. There's no real reason left to want to trust her. Even she knows that what she did to us was wrong. She can't really blame us for not trusting her. Whether she's still going to travel with us should be a group decision. Whether we ever then have reason to trust her will be up to her.

(I don't think we want this waifu. Too much crazy, but she's clearly aware she has issues so maybe she'll work through them some day. I think the point of murder is past for Kelda who didnt seem to lose control of her anger somehow, but I can't see her being able to forgive being used and dominated the way she was, so it's either cut the bold loose or break her and make her subservient.)
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No. 769852 ID: b65222

>>769837
Distrust but Spare.
Ease up on the hold a little, don't let her out entirely in the offchance she does something silly.

"Prove it. I don't 'do' love at first sight or other mushy stuff, so I'm gonna give you that sword back and if we put up with each other during the trip. Well. We'll see if you give it to ME."
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No. 769854 ID: 595d54

>>769837
Distrust but spare. I don't suppose we have any restraints that would mean much given the weredragon bit, so might as well say something like >>769852.
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No. 769880 ID: 4854ef

>Distrust but spare Trixie.
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No. 769883 ID: d31055

Distrust but spare, your ear has a hole in it. Tell her to fix the ear with the hole in it.
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No. 769889 ID: 535c3d

Identify the objects! dwarf has her bag just take the supposed magic items out and cast detect magic on them! This is the most irrealistic dnd group ever, they saw a thing and didn't immediately cast detect magic!
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No. 769910 ID: 947ea1

I think Kelda needs to say something along the lines of "You're crazy! But I think that's one of the things I like/love most about you." and then spare her.
Edrukk and Cid can handle the distrust part.

And also though I know some people will object, raping Heldalel probably didn't actually get us off with the thing being a mental construct and all, so with that mental blue balling and the adrenaline running high together with his erm... 'tender' moment and the fact that we're already on the floor grappling Trix, it wouldn't be a far stretch to assume that Kelda is probably more then just "in the mood".

And then they will be interrupted by bolds coming to check out the noise and then Kelda will rage even harder
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No. 769951 ID: 3740b1

>>769910
Lol sure why not. Rape the bold in front of our entire party. Should go over big. As much as I'd personally like that scene, I can't imagine it actually happening. Kinda agree that I'd expect Kelda to be worked up at this point with all the wrassling and domination play and what went on in her head. Just can't see that now is the time to take care of it.
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No. 769957 ID: e66267

I'm going to say kill her. Not just kill her, fly into a homicidal rage and viciously and brutally tear her apart. Make it so extreme that the rest of your party questions whether they want you in their team.
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No. 769960 ID: ef0f95
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769960

>>769848
>>769852
>>769854
>>769880
>>769883
>You do not trust the little liar, but it's worth giving her another shot, or at the very least not killing her in cold blood... not that your blood is anything but cold... since you have the black blood... never mind... anywho!

Kelda - Prove it. I don't 'do' love at first sight or other mushy stuff, so I'm gonna give you that sword back and if we put up with each other during the trip. Well. We'll see if you give it to ME.

Trixie - oh... okay... I'll tr-try to... to put all this behind me Hel... Kelda...

Kelda - Can you fix my ear?

Trixie - with a potion yes... well no... I can heal your wound, but it'll leave a scar, in the case of your ear a hole... But given time and money I can produce a potion that could even grow a limb back!

Kelda - Noted.

>>769889

Edrukk - Do hold on to her for a moment longer. I for one don't trust her at all.

>The dwarf starts going through her stuff.

Trixie - Hey you put that back you tar fingered grizzle beard!!

>Edrukk pauses and glares at her as soon as the insult catches his ears...

Edrukk - you call me that again... and I'll insure Kelda doesn't spare you.

>He then pulls out the various objects of interest, The glowing shield, the wand, the spell book and the collar.

Edrukk - you were so fast to put these in your pocket I never got to get a good look at them... Do you know what they do?

Trixie - No not at all.

Edrukk - But you've lived in the same cave as them.

Trixie - Doesn't mean I snoop around in other peoples things!

Edrukk - Well allow me then~ Cid, you're a non spontaneous arcane spell caster.

Cid - I am?

Edrukk - *sigh* yes Cid, you are... this is a spell book. Am I safe to assume you can use it as your grimoire?

GM - yes that's exactly why it's there.

Cid - oh! okay I can cast spells now?

GM - yes that's right. Pick out your starting spells based on the description in the magus entry.

Cid - alrighty then!

>Edrukk casts detect magic on the items...

>The Tower Shield glows faintly and shimmers with various colors. it's Emblazoned with a large red gem and silver wings... it's a +1 Angel Defiant Tower Shield! it's spectacularly effective at warding off angels and their attacks.

>The wand is charred and smokey... It's a wand of burning hands! it has 22 charges left and can be used to cast cones of burning hot flames!

>The collar is leather and gilded with gold and golden print, a long golden chain drags 5 feet from it's leash... It's a choker of cooperation! when used on a helpless foe, the victim becomes docile and compliant, they do not escape voluntarily and obey given orders with a resist save of 11, so long as the leash is held.

Edrukk - hmmnn... curious, where would kobolds get these things?

Tessara - They're mine! err... my caravans, The kobolds took them when they attacked us!

Edrukk - ahh so you're included in their stolen goods...

>Save the elf.
>Don't save her.

>Keep the loot.
>Return it.
>_ _ _
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No. 769964 ID: 750f88

I'm kinda confused why we aren't saving her in the first place. Lets save this elf, but keep most of this loot. Maybe give the shield back so she has added survivability.
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No. 769980 ID: 91ee5f

>>769960
>you call me that again... and I'll insure Kelda doesn't spare you.
Really? She calls you names and you think I'll kill her for that? Come on, don't be a fucking pussy. If she calls you names, that your problem, not mine. Besides, I'm sure you've been called much worse than.....whatever she just called you.

>choker of cooperation
I don't trust the elf or Trixie with that. Trixie could try to force Kelda to act like Heldalel and the elf could be a surprise enemy and try to use it on the big, dangerous gnoll. Don't let either of them have it.
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No. 770013 ID: a107fd

Use choker on elf prisoner, order her to answer questions honestly rather than saying what she thinks we want to hear. Ask if she's going to be duly grateful to her rescuers, or backstab us when a reasonable opportunity comes along.
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No. 770023 ID: 952ab0

Are any shirts included in the pile of loot? There is presently a shortage of shirts around here.
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No. 770038 ID: 094652

Give her back the loot, have her swear a blood oath to serve you until her debt to you is paid (specifically, one life debt and one mountain of treasure). You'd treasure her friendship (and connections) more but surely she wouldn't want to be friends with a group of criminals... would she?
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No. 770048 ID: 535c3d

>>770013
Yeah on the elf, at the very least it'll stop her from yelling and we can evac her properly.
Then on trixie to keep her from killing us, may as well keep it on her always
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No. 770057 ID: 91ee5f

>>770048
>Then on trixie to keep her from killing us, may as well keep it on her always
That'll actually end up saving our life when Trixie turns into a weredragon. We can just command her to stop trying to kill us until she turns back to normal.

Unless, when she turns into a weredragon, she out grows the choker and it breaks from being too small to fit around a weredragon's neck. Then we'd be in trouble!
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No. 770113 ID: 952ab0

>>770057
Okay, I know some of you don't play pathfinder, so let me just address something. In addition to the collar's control only working when someone is holding the leash, a Will save DC of 11 corresponds to a base 50% success rate, modified by the mental fortitude of the person resisting the commands. Your average low level kobold alchemist is going to have a bonus on that roll. So this plan means you must be within five feet of a raging weredragon in order to issue a command that has a pretty likely chance of being ignored. I will not speak to the story implications here, but from a game mechanics perspective, this is not a good long term safety net.

That said, The elf said the stuff is hers. The idea of "returning" the collar to her is amusing to me on a purely ironic schadenfreude level.
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No. 770136 ID: 91ee5f

>>770113
Is it that obvious that I'm clueless about Pathfinder?

Anyways, whenever she turns into a weredragon, wouldn't that just lower her success rate and take away her bonus? Because she's turning into something that's not an alchemist, right?

But I do see your point on how dangerous it is to be near her while she's like that.
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No. 770140 ID: 595d54

>>770136
That was how polymorphing worked in 3e and 3.5e, but in Pathfinder it just modifies your base stats, it doesn't give you another creature's stats.
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No. 770150 ID: 952ab0

>>770140
Since we don't really know what the specifics of this curse are, its hard to predict how it is working, but the BEST case scenario is going to be using the alchemist's stats. Even baby dragons are big powerful intelligent magical beasts.
If there actually is a Rage mechanic in play too, well usually that gives a BONUS on mental saves. It's about willpower, not being smart.

The golden rule is the GM can fudge anything they need to for the sake of the story though, so who knows.
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No. 770172 ID: b81a06

>>769960
Return loot but suggest we keep the book for grimoire purposes which helps us get out of here.

>collar Trixie
Yeah this seems like it can go wrong in so many ways. Ignoring how easy a save the thing gives, enforced compliance kind of denies the chance to build trust on both sides.
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No. 770191 ID: 3740b1

Absolutely keep the loot. Like seriously why is this even a question? She'd be a molested meal if it weren't for us and we are less than inadequately equipped here. If she has a problem tell her we can discuss it once we're out of here and safe.

Collar Trixie if we want to go the risky route of trying to break her into a servant. It will be as much for the symbol of control and psychological impact as anything else. Tell her it can come off when she can be trusted not to be a mad dog, biting everyone around her.

Collar the elf instead if we want to go the equally risky route of hoping Trixie can be a trustworthy companion one day. Actually collar her first either way and order her to shut it as a test of the collar.

And Cid or someone somewhat perceptive should really keep a watch as we may have made too much noise the last few moments. You know, like that gun shot.
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No. 770193 ID: 8ff2ea

>Return it.
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NO

>elf.
Something tells me the elf isn't on the up and up. Keep her for now but watch her closely.
>>770048 Maybe

>>770023
Yea what is up with the lack of shirts?
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No. 770197 ID: 8111b6

Guessing she might have had that collar around her neck, in that sense of 'hers'. I bet elf slaves would be pricey, especially with something like that to keep their smarm in check.
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No. 770211 ID: e66267

Collar Trixie and make the elf carry the shield (unless one of our companions wants it), then tell Trixie the next time she fucks up she's going to get a scar as a souvenir.

Give her back her gun but make sure she knows that if she uses it out of turn (or doesn't use it at the appropriate time), that she's gonna continuing wearing the collar, until she's earned back a little trust.
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No. 770472 ID: a8b64f

>>770048
I mean, if we fix the whole, apples up her ass, situation she might be a bit more reasonable
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No. 770483 ID: 47160d

And how do you suggest we do that? Stick an arm up there and start hunting?
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No. 770491 ID: e66267

Maybe we should offer her something to cover herself. Being nude in front of aggressive strangers can make anyone irritable.

Don't assume just cause she's an elf she's an unreasonable bitch. I mean, it's entirely possible, lots of them are, but don't assume.
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No. 770613 ID: 3373e2

Free the Elf
Return everything but the Collar.
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No. 771309 ID: a8b64f

>>770483
I mean, I'm not against it
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No. 771332 ID: fe7355

>>770483
How 'bout giving Tessara some privacy and asking Trixie if she'd lend her a bottle of lube so Tessara can deal with the apple herself. And if there isn't any acceptably private spots nearby, then maybe one of the party can prop up the tower shield in front of Tessara for privacy.
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No. 771334 ID: 3740b1

Holy shit this is why we never get anywhere with Flynn quests, every character with tits that pops up gets treated like a new protagonist/waifu. Cut the elf loose and tell her to run in another direction than us unless she'd prefer we gag her and stuff her in a corner. And no she can't have our loot. Loot is for taking not returning.
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No. 771337 ID: 4854ef

Do not return the loot!
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No. 771419 ID: 952ab0

>>771334
I mean, you're not wrong, but I don't know why you specified "with tits" there. Every character introduced gets recruited, regardless of secondary sexual characteristics.
That said, there is a proud D&D tradition of rescuing the maiden from the dungeon and dropping them off at the nearest town. I don't think this is the moment to make that complaint. When we were deciding what to do with the kobolds may have been the opportunity you were looking for.
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No. 771826 ID: ef0f95
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771826

>You agree to let the elf maiden go, but you will not be returning her gear.

Tessara - You what? You're robbing me? Those are precious... fine fine! return them to me when we get to my caravan and you'll be repaid in cash, those are part of a very important busyness trade, we'd loose more than money for not delivering!

>>770013
>>770048
>>770191
>>770193
>>770113

>You smirk and approach Tessara with the collar...

Tessara - what are you doing... hey! you will not put that on me I will not allow you to!

Kelda - Shut up~

>when you put the collar on her and hold the chain you feel a powerful dominance over her, as if she was lesser than you, her eyes turn golden yellow, shimmering like the collar... she obeys as you command and shuts up instantly...

Kelda - Now you're going to answer honestly rather than say what I want to hear... Are you du;y grateful for your rescuers?

Tessara - No... you're all gross and rude and stupid... I wish I was saved by someone better...

Kelda - Will you back stab us when a reasonable opportunity comes along?

Tessara - yes, my caravan would happily shoot you rather than pay you a reward, we'd do it even if you didn't ask for one...

Cid - See, never trust someone yah can't smell~ High elves are just too high and mighty for their own good!

>_ _ _
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No. 771893 ID: 67d5dc

How murderhobo are we? 'cause that's a great reason to not let her live, and I ain't a big fan of taking slaves.
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No. 771909 ID: 8cb228

"Tell us as many effective ways, given assets we can plausibly obtain, that you can immediately think of to obtain you, and your caravan's, cooperation with us and prevent us being stabbed in the back by you or your associates."
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No. 771912 ID: 8111b6

Now now. If her caravan is as well off as stated, perhaps they would be profitable. Once found, all previous occupants are no longer needed, and neither are the current ones. ...but that's a plan for later, after you're out.
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No. 771914 ID: 422058

>>771893
From the look of her I don't think she'd necessarily dislike serving someone. Why don't we ask her how she feels about it?~
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No. 771915 ID: f3cb72

We need to know what her caravan consists of; how many people, info on all of them, what it's carrying, what its real mission is and who they work for?
We need to know if killing her and robbing/killing them will be worth it.

And if it is ok to kill her we should let Trixie do it, after all the elf is the reason Kelda woke up and ended the "prince".
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No. 771916 ID: 674a2f

Keep her alive. She'll have valuable intel on the local slave auctions, you can use that to barge in, take over, and slowly murder the children of the slavers as you feed their still-bleeding flesh to the newly freed slaves.
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No. 771925 ID: 3740b1

Get more info about her caravan and for chrissake, someone keep a look out for an inevitable ambush.

Then I support following murderhobo doctrine.
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No. 771947 ID: e66267

Fuck her, keep her stuff, leave her to the kobolds. She coulda gotten a get out of jail free card but not anymore. Take the collar off, take the rest of the stuff, and leave.
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No. 771949 ID: 8d65de

Do what you will just don't leave a loose end you do not want that coming back to bite you in the ass.
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No. 771985 ID: e66267

Screw that, I do want it coming back to bite us in the ass. I want her to escape and rally her caravan to seek revenge, cause I want more of these pansy asshole elves to show up so we can show them the meaning of the word "inferior".
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No. 772040 ID: 83b8c7

Tell cid to tell the kobolds that we change our mind, we will have her cooked and fed to us for when we kill their king. We are a gnoll after all.
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No. 772069 ID: e66267

Lets go fishing for those apples as a lesson in humility.
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No. 773006 ID: 3373e2

Why not leave the apple in, but try to fit some more stuff in, some berries, maybe even a melon.
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No. 773210 ID: c441c1

Murder her.
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No. 773289 ID: 8cb228

A vote AGAINST killing her. Instead, get in a discussion with your party about what to do about all of this, with this ungrateful wretch.
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No. 773292 ID: e66267

Take her as a slave, manual disimpaction as a punishment for her pre-emptive betrayal. Hey, she just said she'd betray and kill you, she probably doesn't have the stones to do it though. Trixy on the other hand just shot us in the face and for some strange reason we were sickeningly sweet about it.
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No. 773497 ID: a8b64f

>>773292
Trixe lashed out in loss, elf bitch just admitted to planning to betray us at the fist oppurtunity, I say keep her collared as a meat shield for the head kobold
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No. 773500 ID: a8bc5c

>>773289
Voting for this
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No. 774213 ID: ef0f95
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774213

>>771893
>>771915
>>771925
>>771947
>>771949
>>772040
>>773210
Kelda - Cid, tell the kobolds that we change our mind, we will have her cooked and fed to us for when we kill their king.

Cid - Kepalla criknaw akta makta... bonita ish ish ishtaka~

Sniffer - [Draconic] oh yes! yes big lady, this one be loyal, cook cook and eats the elf slave! stuffs it and cooks it very just right! you's have best parts best parts of all big lady!! Butcher king kill him's good! no evil bad-bads for red scale clans! cook kings heart! you's biggest very biggest!!

Cid - he's very appreciative and wants you to kill the king and eat his heart.

Kelda - perfect~

Edrukk - I think we're just about ready to try our hands at this "king" anything I'm forgetting before the boss fight?

>_ _ _
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No. 774218 ID: fd5137

>>774213
equip gear, pop potions, apply raid buffs, follow the mar-
just gather your party and go forth
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No. 774224 ID: 3740b1

You must gather your party before venturing forth. Make sure everything shiny is distributed to those who will be fighting. Make sure prisoners are nice and tied up then let's finally get this show on the road. Maybe mention to Ed to keep an eye on Trix.

I feel like maybe we should use the elf as a distraction of some sort. If we go running in screaming they're immediately going to attack. If we order the elf to prance in and start strip teasing while we approach from a good ways back like we're just following her in maybe we can talk our way in close enough to at least see what we're up against. Tell the elf to do her best to kill the king once she's within reach.
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No. 774242 ID: 094652

>>774224
Compounding on this idea, why not have Sniffer perform a live-performance cooking of the elf right in front of the king? If he holds her leash, he can make her bathe in oil, roll in flour, stuff her ass with a melon and her vagina with skewers, all that twisted vore stuff. A good dinner show, and the king will be aroused or disgusted enough to stay off guard, which also means the praetorian guard will be following basic protocol and not the king's orders.
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No. 774274 ID: e66267

Yeah, there is something else, we gotta slap the collar on Trixie and ask her how much of a hand she had in sticking Haladlel in our head after she poisoned us.
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No. 774361 ID: 7736c3

With all of our screams and hollering I'm pretty sure said boss knows we're here. If guards haven't attacked us yet, it's because they're standing by their king. There's little advantage we can get other than split up and attack from both sides, but that would likely backfire so let's just charge.
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No. 774363 ID: 3740b1

>>774361
You may have a point there. I still feel someone slightly more expendable than yours truly should be first through the door. Maybe tell Trixy the first thing she can do to start earning some trust is talk our way into striking distance of the king.
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No. 774367 ID: 91ee5f

>>774363
>Trixie talks us into striking distance.
She can't. Trixie speaks common but not draconic, which is what all of the kobolds down here have been speaking. Unless the king we're going to kill knows how to speak common, Trixie can't talk us closer.

Cid, on the other hand can speak draconic.
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No. 774380 ID: e66267

Lets use Trixie as bait. We'll have her go in, throw a bomb or two and then run away under the cover of a smoke bomb while we are concealed nearby. Then we'll go and decapitate the King while they chase her, she loops the guards back to the throne room to see us holding their kings head and our one draconic speaker will demand their surrender.
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No. 774429 ID: 3740b1

>>774380
Hey that's not half bad. Seconding this.
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No. 775063 ID: ef0f95
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775063

>>774380
>>774429
>you agree on a plan, even Trixie is in agreement! Though she doesn't have smoke bombs on her... she does agree to spear head an attack and hopefully at the very least disrupt the kings guards...

>>774274
>You approach Trixie with the collar...

Trixie - Hey! If you put that thing on me, I will never forgive you, understood? you murderer!

>Force collar on Trixie.
>Let her go.
>_ _ _
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No. 775064 ID: 91ee5f

>>775063
Let her go.

It's pointless to put it on her if we're going to be doing the plan where she leads the guards away.

And the chain on the collar let's anyone that grabs it, force her into submission. So if she's wearing it while the guards are chasing her and one of them grabs it, she'll end up getting caught. So, no collar!
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No. 775065 ID: 3740b1

No collar but tell her the only reason you're even considering it is because you want a little honesty out of her regarding your recent mental state - did she deliberately inflict that on us?
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No. 775068 ID: e66267

Backhand her across the snout and snarl "Call me a murderer again little one."
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No. 775071 ID: fd5137

>>775063
Ignoring the fact it's just plain impractical (she has a really good chance of just not being effected by the magic aspect), we're trying to get an actual mutual trust thing going on, joke about it maybe being a bedroom implement though
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No. 775074 ID: 094652

"Not now, but if you EVER team-kill. Understood?"
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No. 775205 ID: e66267

Oh Kome, you so silly.
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No. 776123 ID: f461c5

"And when you become a draconic beast thirsty for our blood?"

Honestly her emotional state is fairly unstable and reminding her of it may get her weepy again, but its an almost ideal solution.
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No. 776588 ID: ef0f95
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776588

>Trixie sneaks into the royal chambers, a decadent local with rugs and furniture decoratively lining the walls, most are burnt and broken... a large stone chair sits in one end of the room and a large gate is sealed closed by a wooden bar... The small dragon is already aware of her presence...

>The kobold kings scales are black, coarse like stone and cracking all over, revealing a bright redish orange skin underneath... his breath is black like smoke and a massive horn grew out of his eye socket...

King - Drak'ta nitso! Put'su! kit kit streggar... Gut'inasha!! Ka'elda!

>He points his massive curved sword at her

King - fitsu, Ka'elda, KA'ELDA!!

Trixie - Yeah well I don't understand you! So suck shit and chase me you turd pile ass cunt!!

>she throws a bomb at him, but the guards block it with their tower shields... she runs back down the corridor, but they don't make chase...

>_ _ _
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No. 776594 ID: 094652

I thought he'd be taller.

First thing we need to do with the king is aim for the arms - Nobody else in his army can use that giant sword.

He's using a flamethrower and giant sword for short-medium range crowd control, and it doesn't look like he has any archers or rogues on his team, so snipe his tanks and his arms at a distance, then flank him when you need to close in.
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No. 776609 ID: 3740b1

Ok well that was a lot more discipline than kobolds typically can bring to bear. First thing is see if Cid can translate, second is make sure Trixie only saw the three of them. Lastly, is he repeating everyone's favorite gnoll's name or just a sound alike?

I guess Kome's plan works if it comes to combat but since our divide and conquer attempt was a waste I think we should at least get Cid close enough to talk before diving in. Maybe he's just telling us to please take all his stuff and recruit his followers as our personal army... yeah.
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No. 776652 ID: 95ad05

So they're not giving chase ah, well then time for the long honored tradition of taking potshots from the doorway.
How many guns/bullets/bombs/other-ranged-things do we have?
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No. 779530 ID: ef0f95
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779530

>While Trixie is down the tunnel, cid fumbles with a spell...

Cid - hey I'll try this out, it's a cantrip...

>Cid casts prestidigitation, a just like that you're armor is cleaned of blood and viscera.

>>776609
>First thing is see if Cid can translate, second is make sure Trixie only saw the three of them. Lastly, is he repeating everyone's favorite gnoll's name or just a sound alike?

>Trixie explains what she saw and what happened.

Cid - okay try to play back what he said and I'll translate if at all possible.

>She speaks the words back with eloquence of a spell caster reciting just learned chants in a foreign language...

Trixie - it sounded like he was saying KA-elda... could that be kelda?

Cid - hmmnn... maybe... that or worm... was is Ka-elda or Karu-lda?

Trixie - look man if you wanna go ask him yourself...

Cid - *sigh* I'll try to translate but there's gonna be inconsistencies...

>Words in [brackets] may be wrong<

This one have [Struggled], seen in [dream]! yous come, come and [present] the strong blood! the strong blood is mine, mine mine mine... The king is [yellow] promised and this one [negotiate]! Give this one the strong blood [Worm] ... Fight! [Worm] [WORM]!!

Cid - are you sure you only saw three?

Edrukk - and they didn't make chase? perfect we'll pellet them form the entry~

Trixie - they have tower shields.

Varonos - does that change something?

Doukissa - if you know how to use a tower shield you can give yourself a wall of cover from range attacks, so as long as they aren't engaged in melee we cant shoot them.

Cid - I'm sure we'll figure something out~

>>776652
Cid - for posterity, how many guns bullets bombs and what not do we have?

Trixie - I have two bombs left...

Edrukk - and we've got ten bullets and five quick load bullets...

Cid - I have nineteen arrows.

Kelda - Sword~

>>776594
Cid - that sounds like an okay plan, the sniping part may be a tad hard as he has a guard of shields. but not impossible... we'll need a melee distraction.

Edrukk - None of us have the right feats for that, we'll be incurring a minus 4 for shooting into a melee... we'll need precise shot.

Cid - we'll its a good plan none the less... any other ideas, maybe wanna make sense of the kings words?

>_ _ _
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No. 779555 ID: 094652

>WORM
=Filthy Dragon
Basically, his dreams prophesized a dragon would raid him. He wants the dragon in your party for a sacrificial stat boost, but he doesn't know who has the dragon's blood. He's willing to negotiate, but I doubt he means it.

>What do
His terms are not acceptable! Okay, his flamethrowers and shields will stop any arrows, but they will impair his vision. Start off by aiming at the king's head with the pistols, then fire a few arrows and wait for him to flame and the guards to hunker down. Then shoot the head with the regular bullets. Once his flamethrower is on cooldown, fire more arrows. If he doesn't flamethrow again, everyone advance and continue firing until you get into melee range. Flank him and Trixie will duck, fire a round and a quickfire round into his balls at point blank range. Kelda will take out his praetorian guard while the others keep him busy, and finally the party will dogpile him and aim for the arms to stop the flamethrower attack, while keeping his mouth shut in case he also spits fireballs.
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No. 779568 ID: e66267

He wants the strong one. That's us. Lets step forward and give him a nice bloodrager roar. Challenge him to fight.
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No. 779603 ID: 952ab0

>Alternatively:
This one has [struggled (agonized? worried?)], seen this in [prophesy?]! you come, come and [offer? show us?] the strong blood! the strong blood is mine, mine mine mine... The king is [??] promised and this one [negotiate (talk? decide by some method?)]! Give this one the strong blood [gnoll cutie] ... Fight! [cutie patootie Bloodrager] [Kelda]!!
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No. 779677 ID: da1652

>>779530
Clearly he wants your magical blood for some reason
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No. 784179 ID: ef0f95
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784179

Sorry I've been away for so long, it's been a little rough for me... I'll try to post more often.

>>779568
>You march out into the tunnels mouth and let loose a terrifying roar!! The two Guards protecting the "king" Jitter in fear but stand guard all the same... The king is unphased, he smiles and pushes a guard aside to speak loudly in draconic, Cid translates...

Darak'Taruk - Ka'elda!! Strong Blood!! This one be Darak'taruk! King of red scales clan of bite dagger!! egg of magma!! Sword of Killgore!! This one know you'd come! Yous arrive for me to take Ka'elda Strong blood!! You's be gift of yellow god for this one... you's blood be mine... This one, King Darak'taruk!! *beats his chest* will make breeder of you's, fill with eggs! and Bite Dagger Clan will strong and never be defeat!! Ka'elda's Eggs hatch mighty Warriors!! Strong blood... This one will have you's strong blood!! FIGHT!! Fight in Challenge! Darak'taruk will cut all limbs from Ka'elda and make live only for breed!! only for Darak'taruk eggs! and Clan will stronger than any clan! stronger than man! stronger than yellow god!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

>he brandishes the giant saber around with a single arm and laughs as he approaches...

>_ _ _
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No. 784231 ID: 4e0133

Insist that the two of you will be having sex regardless of who wins and meet his oversized sword in duel.
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No. 784240 ID: 343609

>>784179
>yellow god
>king is yellow
The king in yellow?

Man I don't even remember what that guy's from but he's a gibbering madness kind of god right? Sounds like bad news.
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No. 784242 ID: 343609

>>784179
>yellow god
>king is yellow
The king in yellow?

Man I don't even remember what that guy's from but he's a gibbering madness kind of god right? Sounds like bad news.
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No. 784243 ID: 094652

Outsmart him. Steal his soldiers' weapons and shields. Grab his arms, stab his eye, anything to get a dirty edge.
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No. 784256 ID: 0b99d7

>>784179
>This one will make breeder of you's, fill with eggs!
>Darak'taruk will cut all limbs from Ka'elda and make live only for breed!! only for Darak'taruk eggs

Oh this little firecracker's going to be fun to quench, the second you get wounded, give this asshole a taste of that 'strong blood' of yours, I don't think he likes the cold.

"Come and take me then if you're so tough, blinky, I don't have all day!"

he's full enough of himself he might try for single combat, grapple the shit out of him, that sword is too big for close quarters but you know how to punch mid-hug.
If not, all of you form up: Cid and Trixie in back with you and Edrukk up front.
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No. 784282 ID: 3373e2

Lets Taunt him, maybe he could be good for YOUR breeding.
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No. 784417 ID: 952ab0

>>784242
the King in Yellow was a set of stories that predated Lovecraft. He adopted it and named the relevant being Hastur, and then later another dude came in and decided Hastur is a great old one and wrote more about what that means. Sort of a group project, that one. Not sure we have enough evidence to say for sure yet, but a potential warning sign for Mythos stuff, certainly. Horrible kobold mutations also concerning.

Sounds like old eyehorn here is looking for a 1v1. Your party got any subtle buffs they can throw your way? Looks like he is wielding a medium sized greatsword. He's gonna hit like a truck, but his accuracy is gonna suffer for it.
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No. 784425 ID: e66267

He's small remember, so that swords is probably a pretty normal length sword for our size (but still ridiculously thick). It doesn't matter, it's time for Kelda to go nuts and murder this clown. I'd like to take his weapon from him and then tear him apart with our hands, but unfortunately this is basically D&D and we'd get all sorts of penalties even trying, so I guess it's time to use that big fuckoff sword we inexplicably ended up with while still level 1.
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No. 784475 ID: 0b99d7

>>784425
dude we have improved unarmed fighting, we're a blood conduit, we're later going to be able to punch people with touch spells.
Trust me, give it a few levels and we'll be doing electrified wrestling moves.
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No. 784537 ID: f562b1

Enough of the whole breeding nonsense. I just wanna kill this guy.
(Besides, we can't let the others think we're only about sex)
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No. 784804 ID: e66267

Screw it, grapple and disarm, maybe break some limbs so he doesn't get uppity.
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No. 784809 ID: 8d65de

1v1 bloodrage kick ass do not kill
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No. 787478 ID: ef0f95
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787478

I AM REALLY VERY SORRY!!! I rolled it up telling myself what ever happens happens... and now I'm sad cause I like kelda and she might die...

>Accepting his challenge you rush in trying to grapple with the little fiend!

You beat his initiative and get the first turn

You roll a total 17 and barely miss his CMD.

He strikes back with his bastard sword, rolling a critical and confirming with a 18! DEALING 12 DAMAGE!!

>The creature leaps up and slams his hefty weapon down hard on your shoulder, bending the plate aside like tin and biting into you deeply, the strike would of cleaved you in twine were it not for your armor but the blow is no less devastating!!

You are at -4 HP... !!YOU ARE UNCONSCIOUS YOU ARE DYING!!

Varonos - oh shit!!

Prince - well that happened...

Doukissa - why do our powerhouse barbarians get killed off by the starting kobolds? remember Urchin?

Prince - well getting shot in the head and not healing is a bad start, but you would of been at zero regardless...

Varonos - so what now?

Prince - you guys have to try and save her while the boss and his guards laugh and kill you without your tank/dps...

Varonos - and that's hard?

Prince - it can be... Feel free to plan a strategy, I'll wait.

>_ _ _
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No. 787481 ID: 952ab0

(This is why when I run pathfinder, I house rule no crits till level 3. When a goblin rolls a 20 a PC dies.)

I would point out that this little mutant's apparent master plan ALSO requires a living Kelda, so maybe a stabilization is not out of the question. Say as much, person who kind of knows the language.
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No. 787482 ID: 094652

That thing's jammed in tight and currently slicing up her heart.

Find some way to insulate the king's heat, make him blow himself up. Does Trixy have any coagulant vials she can throw or burst at him?
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No. 787485 ID: a363ac

To be honest Kelda can't do shit at this point but lay on the ground. and hope you just end up as a slave, not dead. Trixe might throw a healing potion at kelda but unless alchelmical substances can enter through open wounds that is pretty bad.
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No. 787486 ID: 1202da

>>787478
Okay, are we using traditional rage rules or unchained rage rules? because unchained would mean (unless I missed either more damage after) Kelda's at 1 hp assuming she bloodraged in all fights (because it grants 2 temp HP per level rather than +4 CON, so she'd still be still injured to shit but not down) If trixie did give kelda a healing potion after shooting her, then it doesn't matter what type it is and Kelda's at 2 hp (lvl1 HD = 10 + CON = 12 + blooodrage = 14HP) and can very much activate her frost damage
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No. 787487 ID: ef0f95

>>787486
AnswerSadly kelda is not an unchained barbarian as determined at her creation...
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No. 787499 ID: 286d7e

Alright, so first we'll roll for turn order and then form a strategy, but we can only choose to do nothing or try to live, trying to live is a constitution 10 save minus our negative hits, if we fail we take an additional hit, we'll be at 15dc on our turn which is possible, someone with heal skill can stabilize us but we're still out of the fight. so we'd best have someone give us a heal pot while others shoot they're guns, but first roll ini for turn order
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No. 787509 ID: 3740b1

Well that was bullshit. Wouldn't think he would be striking to kill since he wants Kelda alive (ie why even allow a level 1 boss to greatsword crit when you have a plausible reason he'd check his strike).

Also doesn't our black blood explode cause damage or something in a situation like this?

Save the Kelda. Throw shoes. In theory this should be a winnable fight since we were railroaded into it.
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No. 787522 ID: cc76f8

>>787487
She should still have way more hp than seems to be the case here. Heck, she should be starting this fight with either 14 hp from uninjured, or 11 with untreated gunshot damage.
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No. 787525 ID: d6afc2

>>787478
So, chances are high that we either wake up in the abyss or with missing Limbs. Depending, if the kobolds manage to stabilise Kelda and how much of that bosspeech was a bluff. Best chance for the team would be to retreat and hope that not all of the guards would follow.
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No. 787529 ID: 4fe878

Okay first off i wanna see this fuckers stats cause everything else in this cave so far has been a cake walk so why the fuck is he so strong and still here instead of razing an arm or some shit.
And secondly didn't he say he wanted her alive, maybe point out to him that if she doesn't get help he ain't breeding shit.
Pretty sure slave beats dead.
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No. 787537 ID: 3d0209

A hilarious outcome. Crit out of the fight on literally the first real attack we took in the game. Well, there's no room for suggestion here, let the rest of the fight play out without Kelda.

If the other players look to Aalos for suggestions, have him point out "my only involvement in this fight is to bleed on the floor".
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No. 787540 ID: 3740b1

With the possible exception of Trixie the remaining party members are pretty much gimp aren't they? Casters without the ability to cast. Woo~

We're fucked thanks to dice hijinx and dubious battle balancing.
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No. 787564 ID: 952ab0

>>787529
>Okay first off i wanna see this fuckers stats cause everything else in this cave so far has been a cake walk so why the fuck is he so strong and still here instead of razing an arm or some shit.
Calm yon tits, Hat, nothing shady here.
He is using a small greatsword. That means he is swinging a d10 plus strength-and-a-half damage for a two-handed weapon. He crit, so double that. Looks like the GM rolled a 4 and doubled it for damage, so that means working backwards, this little dude has a 14 strength. On the strong side for a kobold, but not unreasonable. Crits happen, and it sucks when they hit a low level character, but we knew this was a possibility going in. He COULD have rolled high enough to outright kill her.

>>787509
>Also doesn't our black blood explode cause damage or something in a situation like this?
Not till higher level, unfortunately. For now I think all we get is extra cold damage on our weapon.
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No. 787615 ID: ef0f95
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>You discuss the plan and read up on the rules, when the front door unlocks and opens wide to Doukissa and Varonos's surprise.

Doukissa - O-oh Mum, you're home early?

>The nights cold wind blows in as the parents shuffle snow off their coat, shoes and form...

Thea - yeah the flight got delayed because of the snow.

Varonos - that's bollocks! how bad is the delay?

Thea - we arranged with a flight desk to board tomorrows 6oh clock...

Kaiser - It'll be fine, we'll just get an early night~

>A second slime shuffles in through the door, sporting a pearl necklace and glasses... her accent much more apparent than Kaiser's...

Haduwig - We brought supper! it's ching chong palace~

Varonos - oh hey granma~ are you staying the night?

Haduwig - course course, mmmnnn let's get to a nice family dinner before the china mans food gets cold. Brrr... it's so cold outside I'm chipping!

>doukissa sighs to herself... looking upset at her grandmother

Prince - oh family supper? ehh... I guess I should get going then right?

Haduwig - Sorry sunny, family affair.

>Thea looks down the stairs into the basement/living room... her eyes sharp and focused... glaring right at you.

thea - yeah... speaking of family affairs... Doukissa mind having a little word with me about your... pet...

>she looks worried...

Doukissa - oh of course...

Prince - I... I'm gonna make myself scarce... I could take Aalos somewhere to eat if you want him out of your hair for supper?

Doukissa - you don't have to... M-m-maybe he should be here for now?

>she looks at you for an answer

>Go out with Prince to give them space?
>Stay and help reassure her mom?
>Stay but keep to yourself?
>_ _ _
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No. 787617 ID: 3373e2

Let's stay and reassure seeing as these are reasonable people that probably won't freak out and kill us.
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No. 787619 ID: 4854ef

Stay and keep quiet for now, gotta make sure to see what she's thinking.
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No. 787622 ID: a363ac

>>787615
Go with Prince and attempt to get him to re-roll the last thing that happened.
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No. 787624 ID: 094652

"... I don't get it."

Ask Doukissa who is married to who, you're not sure who is who other than the mother. Also, what are you looking at? And are they immune to the virus or is the "single-celled giant amoeba" theory just a myth?
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No. 787627 ID: da1652

>>787615
stay. If Doukissa's parents are going to pass judgement on you, you should at least be available to defend yourself.

That's a little more important than trying to wheedle a retcon out of Prince.
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No. 787639 ID: 633d3a

>>787624
I think the discutions thread explained it? But ask doukissa anyways for those who don't know and her side of the story. Give prince some sexy eyes and ask when we'll see him again, but stay here
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No. 787646 ID: 91ee5f

>>787627
This.
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No. 787649 ID: 0b99d7

>>787615
Eh, bail for now, get to know Prince a bit and give the family some space to talk about you freely.
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No. 787663 ID: 3740b1

Yeah bail with prince, Mom doesn't seem like the type to be endeared by the innocent but ignorant and often inappropriate act we've been pulling thus far. Get to know him and maybe ask him to double check those rolls because you thought grappling stuff was pretty much what Kelda was good at.
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No. 787699 ID: ef0f95
File 148963469451.jpg - (238.49KB , 1000x765 , talking to mom.jpg )
787699

>>787624
>>787639
>You lean over to Doukissa and ask her why there's a family of slimes next to her mom...

Doukissa - That's Kaiser, my mom Thea, remarried with him after dad died in the war... he's been great, but his mom Haduwig, is a bit... judgmental and dated...

>You look at Prince with sexy eyes and ask blushing when you'll see him again.

Prince - oh soon, I come over all the time, I live right in front... if you wanna pop over maybe I could test some scripts off my computer on you and confirm that you're not an evil spy robot from the Illuminati sent to take me out because I know too much~ Huehuehue but all jokes aside you're welcome to come over when you like.

Varonos - eum, I'm a bit busy tomorrow, think we can play again on Wednesday?

Prince - Sure~

>>787617
>>787619
>>787627
>>787639
>>787646
>Thea takes a good long look at you...

Doukissa - you wanna talk about it?

Thea - *sigh* my room...

>You're brought to the parents room, a nice carpeted bedroom with old wall paper. Thea closes the door slowly before turning and eyeing you down, looking upset and worried...

Thea - alright, first off, Doukissa what is this and where did you find it.

Doukissa - he showed up in a box, mail dropped it here this morning. I tried to return it but the post office wanted to charge me twentyfour quid.

Thea - blimey... for their mistake?

Doukissa - yeah so I brought it home instead. He's a nice boy, he just wants to be a real person like Pinocchio~

Thea - But there's my problem, this thing is a robot. an automaton and you're telling me it's a real person? This is skynet or some bloody matrix horror!

Doukissa - he's perfectly harmless, he's a pleasant little learning friend~

thea - well I don't like it!

Doukissa - mom... he's my friend, I've always wanted a special robot friend~ besides he's barely an automaton, he has internal organs and everything.

Thea - this isn't a Sunday morning cartoon, you don't just get robot friends cause you're life is boring! and that doesn't make things any better!

Doukissa - Well he's my pet and I'm allowed to have one free pet no questions asked~

Thea - this is very different! Varonos's snake and this... thing! are completely different! what if he's dangerous!? What horrible thoughts got through it's head? what if it's a killer or a pervert?!

Doukissa - Aalos is perfectly safe... Tell her Aalos, you're not a bad person~

>Thea - looks rather upset but intent on hearing you out...

>_ _ _
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No. 787739 ID: a363ac

>>787699
I might be a pervert, but I am not a bad person! I am a fully automated research android designed to pleasure others and SCIENCE for making even greater pleasure! Also how do you get your hair to stay in a roll like that with such heavy weather its quite impressive?
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No. 787741 ID: 91ee5f

>>787699
"Tense situation detected. Activating Ice Breaker Joke.EXE."

"WARNING! Self-destruct protocols initiated! Feed chocolate to this unit to abort! Thank you and have a nice day!"
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No. 787767 ID: fe7355

>>787739
>>787741
For fuck's sake, this is not the time for bad jokes and especially not for saying that we're a pervert, one of the things that Thea expressly said she's afraid we are! Can y'all not read the goddamn situation? Thea is a mother very worried that we are going to be a danger to her children and her family. She's afraid we're gonna be a murderer or, as the pervert part may indicate, a rapist, or both. She needs to be reassured we are not a threat. And with Broken Halo's track record, y'all would be fools to count on them giving us plot armor against stupid, ill-conceived or flippant actions or those with lack of forethought.

We have to convince Thea of these not just because she can kick us out and forbid us see Doukissa or Varonos, but because she could also call the authorities on us. Remember that we are legally property and not a person. And more than that, that we're a android based on technology far, far in advance of this world's. We'd get a horde of the Brit equivalent of the MIBs hounding us across hill and dale for the chance at capturing us or killing us and salvaging our parts to be studied in a lab for all that delicious, delicious technology. And frankly, I really don't want us to have to flee England or go into hiding to avoid such a fate, so figure out something better to say to Thea.

Which brings up something we should have checked our internal database for earlier... [Database query: What is the protocol that will be enacted in the case that we (TG007) are captured by any organization or person for the purpose of studying us with intent to discover how we or our body works? Do our parts contain self-destruct mechanisms against this scenario? What about protocol in the case we are found out and hunted with the intent of live capture or destruction, whether for the purpose to be studied or not? Do we have a extrication protocol we can enact in case our ability to carry out our mission is irreparably compromised?]
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No. 787768 ID: f97b68

>>787767
This guy's right. This is a very sensitive situation that we need to handle in a calculated manner. There WILL be significant ramifications if we screw this up.

First, we need to somehow explain to her in the calmest and clearest way possible that we have no intention of harming her or her family. We need to be able to convince her of this and I got nothing. So I hope to god some other wise soul can put the correct words together and NOT fuck this up beyond all recognition with us ending up in some sort of government facility waiting to be disassembled and dissected.
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No. 787770 ID: f97b68

>>787768
I guess you're right. Then why dont we just tell her that we mean no harm? We just want to be able to live and not hurt anybody. We want a normal life and to be able to have choices in our life. We wouldn't harm others just to keep this life. Would we?
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No. 787776 ID: 0b99d7

>>787699
Was there some robot uprising I don't know about? Prince was kinda worried about me being dangerous too.
Either way, I don't think I could harm anyone even if I had the inclination, seriously, my limbs are held on magnetically, I'm a stiff handshake away from not being able to move.
I don't think I'm bad, maybe a bit random at times, but I like Doukissa and Varonos. We were playing pathfinder, my character might have got rekt.
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No. 787780 ID: fe7355

Say you aren't a bad person and you mean no harm. That you're a peaceful academic field unit, tasked with open-ended anthropological, cultural and social study through direct immersion; That is to say, living a life. Your life. You are a person and free to act as one, but you also have the knowledge there are consequences to your actions. You have no desire to bring harm or trouble to other people. ...But these are still just words, and hardly reassuring, aren't they? You don't know what you or anyone could say that could convince on words alone a strange, unknown android such as you poses no threat. But you suppose it's the same as any stranger, just to a different degree, isn't it? It would only be through the vouching of others and deeds and behavior over time that you could be trusted. And until then... You're at a loss for what to say... But perhaps you could make yourself more non-threatening to her if she wishes.

Tell Thea that it would mean trusting her greatly, but if it would make her feel safe for you to be here while she and her family sleeps you can detach your limbs at night and she can safely store them away until dawn. You would be at her and her family's mercy for those hours. But if that conceit is not enough to remain under this roof, then you will leave and find... Somewhere to lay your head. You'd really rather not have to be a robo-hobo, but if there is no way around it then so be it. But if she'd have you stay, you promise to do whatever work she'd want to cover your room and board.
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No. 787788 ID: 094652

How many non-zombified people slaughtered each other during the plague? How many non-combatants participated as support units during the war?

Yes, you are dangerous, and you could be triggered at any time to remove your regular safeguard patrols and go on a rampage. Guess what, Mama Doukissa: that's normal for organics. And not just because people are mentally weak; society distributes jobs and roles based on millions of factors and decisions, each of which can determine whether or not excessive and unethical violence may be tolerable, or even ideal. If the situation demands that you switch from a research droid to a combat droid, like for example if some crazy gang decided to dump a bunch of zombie slaves into this house, then you'll gladly oblige because THAT IS WHAT YOU WOULD EXPECT MAMA DOUKISSA TO ORDER YOU TO DO, being immune to the virus as a synthetic and all.

In terms of actual combat software, your joints have been weakened and you have no actual combat weapons, so you're less of a threat than a jawless zombie. You can fire a gun, but Kaiser looks like he could handle that seriously what the hell does he do for a living I mean he made no attempt at a bipedal form is he always cube shaped how does he even type anything does he just stuff the keyboard in his face and start punching it with small gel protrusions so confused
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No. 787793 ID: 3d0209

We may be a robot, but we are a creature of science, and just here to learn. All we really want is to know things. We want to learn about your culture, your traditions, and of course things such as your biology and sociology. We want to learn about what makes you tick, but don't worry, we understand there's limitations to how a normal biological wants to be observed, and we ask you be patient while we learn the normal boundries of that. And we aren't going to hurt anyone, we know that's not appropriate.

Please miss, there's so much we can learn from you and your family. I'd like to get to know you and yours, so that you can advance our understanding of people and what makes them work.
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No. 787839 ID: ef0f95
File 148967896713.jpg - (258.01KB , 1161x800 , Aalos.jpg )
787839

>you make yourself look small and defenseless...

Aalos - We may be a robot, but we are a creature of science, and we're just here to learn, a peaceful academic field unit. we're tasked with open-ended anthropological, cultural and social studies through direct immersion, that is to say, living a normal life. All we really want is to know things. Please miss, there's so much we can learn from you and your family. We'd like to get to know you and yours, so that you can advance our understanding of people and what makes them work, we understand there's limitations to how a normal biological wants to be observed, and we ask you be patient while we learn the normal boundaries of that. And we aren't going to hurt anyone, we know that's not appropriate.

>You pull your arm off to show how easily your modular pieces detach, though you would of had a hard time getting it off if you didn't detach your rotor bindings, but she doesn't need to now that...

Aalos - Our limbs are held on magnetically, We're a stiff handshake away from not being able to move. Our siblings have mostly failed social integration and have been killed by people in cold blood, mostly... a small few managed to make good lives, with caring families... You're more of a threat to us than we are to you... but we want to trust you and we want to be trusted. If it would help you trust us, we could let you take our limbs and stow them away while you sleep... if that conceit is not enough to remain under this roof, then we'll leave and find... somewhere to lay our head until dawn...

Doukissa - No you're not! it's much to cold out. Mom it's normal to be scared, but he's a good person... I'm keeping him...

Thea - Doukissa...

Doukissa - Mom! wh-what would dad say?..

>The mother grits her teeth and squeezes her fists... but sighs deeply...

Thea - Everybody deserves a chance... To be a good person...

>She holds her arms looking worried...

Thea - Even if it seems impossible at first...

>Both girls look sorrowful but the moment passes quickly...

Thea - alright... mister roboto you're getting one chance. I am not paying a penny for him and he's not eating at our table.

Doukissa - rude, but fair...

Thea - And I don't want you putting any moves on my girl!

Doukissa - Mom! I'm a grown u-You're embarrassing me! seriously I can handle myself... Besides his dick is like this big...

Thea - oh, is that why you wanna keep him? *giggles*

Doukissa - Mom!

Thea - Don't think I don't know~

>Doukissa blushes brightly covering her mouth... Thea smiles and giggles at her daughters nervousness and looks coldly at you...

Thea - Watch yourself robot... one chance... and you're getting him registered tomorrow and buying him clothes.

Doukissa - y-yeah yeah...

>Thea walks out still rattled...

Doukissa - well... that worked out...

>_ _ _
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No. 787852 ID: 4fe878

Registered for what? Also should probably go meet your dad.
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No. 787864 ID: 094652

>Registration
I take it this is a security measure that was officially implemented to prevent unmedicated liches from roaming the streets, but is in practice a means of arresting and subjugating the homeless and foreigners.

This might not be good. You're a synthetic, so if they arrest you they could easily spin a story about how you're a plague distributor.

Do you have to get registered? You're not planning to leave the house. Ever.
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No. 787872 ID: 8a7470

Look at doukissa and say: so no naughty bussiness? Then rev the toy
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No. 787873 ID: 0b99d7

>>787839
Look at Doukissa, muster all ye sincerity

"She seems nice!"
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No. 787988 ID: 67d5dc

Why the robot fear tho? Our existence means tech is pretty far past the singularity, but she only referenced movies.

Did something go full robo-hitler?
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No. 788044 ID: 3d0209

Say to her "wow, your mom is hot!"
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No. 788939 ID: ef0f95
File 148998121617.jpg - (240.48KB , 1000x751 , her response.jpg )
788939

>>787873
>>788044
>>787872
Aalos - she seem's nice~

Doukissa - *snicker* your feeble mind can't fathom the depth of your words... what's that face about?

Aalos - Your mom's hot!

Doukissa - yeah well you keep your pervy eyes to yourself, you'd best stay on her good side!

Eve - *giggles* I'll just add her to the list of people I wanna fuck~ ... Let's see... Doukissa, Varonos, Prince, Eve and Thea... hmmn... do I need to be on this list? I mean, you already gave me a blowjob... anywho, I'll wright these up as side quests~

Aalos - so no naughty busyness?

>you rev the toy in doukissa

Doukissa - Aal-stop it! n-not now okay? I'm taking it out...

>>787988
aalos - Why the robot fear tho? Our existence means tech is pretty far past the singularity, but she only referenced movies.

Doukissa - well that's just it, tech isn't that good... here look this is about as good as it gets robot wise.

>She shows you a video on her phone of a small white robot that looks a lot like you, but clunky and slow... its led face lights up and a synthesized voice comes out, cold and lifeless... the robot picks up things and plays a violin, but it's actions are stilted and crude... the little robot boy tries to walk up stairs but falls after three steps...

Doukissa - so yeah... you're either some kinda of secret special ops robot or from space... Which is pretty scary when you think of it...

>>787864
>>787852
Aalos - Do you have to get registered? You're not planning to leave the house, Ever. And for that matter, registered for what?

Doukissa - constructs, golems and other synthetic life forms need to be registered and assigned to an owner. Usually they're animated by magic or errant life forces and can't really be trusted so they need a owner or guardian to make sure they don't go crazy or do something stupid. And yes, even if you don't really fit in the category properly, you'll need to be registered, unregistered constructs are escorted to the DAL and the process to pick up an unregistered Construct is hell... We'll do it tomorrow and then I'll bring you shopping for clothes and stuff...

Aalos - Also should probably go meet your dad.

Doukissa - yeah, I'm sure that'll go well...

>she doesn't look so sure...

Doukissa - I'm gonna take this out. try not to mess everything up during the minute I'll be gone...
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No. 788942 ID: 91ee5f

>>788939
>I'm gonna take this out.
"Wait! One more time, please?"

If she says yes, then give her a quick buzz and that's it.

If she says no, then don't argue and let her take it out.
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No. 788950 ID: b61a3d

Wait did I miss the part where we give eve a blowjob?!
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No. 788952 ID: 094652

You may want to wait for Thea to leave before vibrating her daughter's vagina.
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No. 788953 ID: ef0f95
File 148998405025.jpg - (147.53KB , 1000x562 , her dad.jpg )
788953

>>788942
Aalos - Wait! One more time, please?

>She sighs smiling

Doukissa - Fine~

>You crank the toy to 11 and watch her blush and try to keep composed... then turn it off respectfully. She leaves towards the bathroom and only a few moments later, her father Kaiser, sloshes into the room... You feel eyes on you, his presence is heavy and intimidating... cold sweat rolls down your frame...

Kaiser - oh you're fine, poor Thea is working herself up for nothing~

>His voice is smooth and gentle, there's a warmth to it that lifts the ever present weight of his aura. His accent is light and nearly nonexistent, unlike his mothers...

Kaiser - I'm a good judge of character you know. You're a fine boy, I can tell... maybe a bit pervy, but ehh... so is kissa, so it's a match... wear a condom! oh but where are my manners, my name is Kaiser Argyris, I'm the man of the house, and I'd like to welcome you to our lovely home~ I'm lent to understand you'll be living with us for some time?

>_ _ _
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No. 788960 ID: 094652

Initiate Gatling-Dumb Plan 17-B

"PIMPLE RANCH DIP!"

Then sit down and stare at the wall with your tongue out.
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No. 788972 ID: 1fda2b

>>788953
Well, yes, I'd like if that were to be the case, as I really don't have anywhere else to go. The people who made me didn't even leave me their number! Can you believe that? The nerve of them!
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No. 788980 ID: a363ac

>>788953
hug new jelly daddy
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No. 788982 ID: 4854ef

Yes, we don't really have much else where we could go and we feel rather safe here to do our scientific duty. Plus apparently we were sent to study species but were intended for human lands, which seems like a weird contradiction if they only have humans there.
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No. 788993 ID: 47160d

Promise him gifts beyond his wildest dreams if he explains how he perceives the world, should he do so give him a pat as a reward
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No. 789000 ID: f97b68

>>788953
The best thing we can do here is to act cordial I think y he word is.

"Thank you very much sir. I appreciate your acceptance. I promise to try to not be a nuisance while I am living here."

...and if its possible, hug him. He's just so... daddly.
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No. 789012 ID: bdb17c

>>788960
Wait wasn't that 17-Q?

>>788980
>>789000
this and
If there is anything you would expect of us or have us do around the house please do not hesitate to inform us.
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No. 789048 ID: 0b99d7

>>788953
I think a hug might not be the most appropriate response unless it was one kind of one-armed comradeship ordeal. Handshake would be safer but I'm not sure he's able.

Either way say-
"I appreciate your understanding sir, I'll try not to cause any trouble."
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No. 789066 ID: 3d0209

Since he's a willing participant, give him a quick rundown that your a scientist and then start asking all sorts of questions about slimes and after a few, slime reproduction.
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No. 789134 ID: ef0f95
File 149005731903.jpg - (281.01KB , 1000x713 , hug dad.jpg )
789134

>>788972
Aalos - Well, yes, I'd like if that were to be the case, as I really don't have anywhere else to go. The people who made me didn't even leave me their number! Can you believe that? The nerve of them!

Kaiser - That is quite unpleasant, but I'm certain they have their reasons... Trust in your parents love, even if they aren't with you~ And know that you're welcome here, part of the family if you will.

>>789000
>>789012
Thank you very much sir. I appreciate your acceptance. I promise to try to not be a nuisance while I am living here.

Kaiser - Oh you'll be just fine.

>You reach out and hug him, his gelatinous body feels slimy but doesn't coat you as you touch him, your arms sink in a little ways.

Kaiser - oh an affectionate one eh~? *Giggles* that's quite alright! oh feel free to move through me, I'll make myself thin for you if you wanna pass me in the halls. And don't worry I'm only acidic when I eat, it's perfectly safe~

>>789012
Aalos - If there is anything you would expect of us or have us do around the house please do not hesitate to inform us.

Kaiser - Well, actually... My boy Varon has a hard time with birthdays you see, and normally I take him away to a nice place for his special day while the ladies mourn for remembrance day... But I've got a busyness trip that I cant miss and it's right ontop of his birthday. Think you could cover for me?

>A drawer opens up and an envelope with three tickets and 200 dollars cash floats over to you and lands in your hands...

Kaiser - Normally I bring him to an amusement park or a water park if the weather is better but this winter has been tough! so I figured a ski lodge would be nice~ Be a dear and let him have a good time for his big day. There's an extra ticket in there for his friend prince, My boy's so short sighted he can't see a good thing staring him right in the face... maybe you could... help a little magic happen, if you know what I mean~

Added side quest// "Varonos birthday" bring Subject Varonos to a ski lodge for his birthday... Side objective: get Subject Varonos laid...

>>788993
Aalos - I will give you gifts beyond your wildest dreams if you can explain how you perceive the world...

Kaiser - How I perceive the world as in: what is it like to be me or how do my "eyes" work? Regardless I'll explain both. My body acts as a brain, a stomach, a muscle, an ear, a nose and an eye all in one. Light that my body partially absorbs is translated by my "brain" and I perceive colored images in my mind, similarly to how people with eyes see things, but I see in all directions at the same time and must focus on a singular sight in order to make any sense of my environment. If you're wondering how it looks like through my "Eye" I see very clearly, but the sides of my vision is extremely blurry and contorts all the way around my "head" ... if that makes any sense...

>>789066
Aalos - I see, I am a being of science and my modus operandi is to research biological life forms and how they "work"

Kaiser - ahh then you must be full of questions.

Aalos - How do you eat?

Kaiser - I can control my viscosity and acidity, I degrade and absorb nutrients through my body.

Aalos - How do you manipulate things?

Kaiser - I posses a rudimentary psychic ability, as do all ID slimes, this is how I talk and make things float.

Aalos - do you have normal social standings?

Kaiser - somewhat... Jelly cubes are classified as "Aberrations" which receive somewhat special treatment by the government, kind of like a handicap, but the legislation for "Oozes" are slowly being worked on. so I can expect changes to my life style in the years to come...

Aalos - what are those bubbles inside you?

Kaiser - Just bubbles. Air caught in my body, it's nothing really.

Aalos - how do you have a mustache?

Kaiser - I bought it off a dwarf, does it look good?

Aalos - How do slimes reproduce?

Kaiser - Every so often we go into rut, during which time we're tempted to consume large amounts of matter, after which point we split into two or even three... this is somewhat problematic though as the Neurons & Synapses formed through life are split between the parts, memories are broken up and skills are ripped apart to create two new life forms and the initial slime is lost... So most ID slimes, who are attached to life, resist the urge to split until they're ready to move on...

Aalos - That's rather sad...

Kaiser - That being said sometimes the memories of one or more halfs remain whole, as was the case in my mother. when she split she still knew who she was and had her memories, for the most part, I on the other hand was mostly new to the world and had very little in me, save for an impressive signing voice I inherited from mom~

Aalos - oh so reproduction is a gamble for you people?

Kaiser - there's also another, safer way... one me and Thea have been... experimenting... When my body goes into rut, it becomes... fertile. And supposedly a working ovum that takes in enough fertile biomass can in some cases become fertilized.

Aalos - Amazing!!

Kaiser - that satisfy you science man?

Gained 2RP

Aalos - yup!

Kaiser - Well I've got a supper to attend to. Sorry, Thea insists you not sit at the table for now, I'll talk some sense into her during our busyness trip~

>_ _ _
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No. 789139 ID: 91ee5f

>>789134
>I bought it off a dwarf, does it look good?
Yes it does.

>that satisfy you science man?
Yes, thank you very much!

I can't help but imagine him with a British accent.
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No. 789158 ID: a363ac

Go check on who is making dinner and if you can help.
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No. 789162 ID: 91ee5f

>>789158
This.

And if Thea gives you trouble, just tell her that she said you couldn't sit at the table to eat and she never said you couldn't help make the food.
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No. 789179 ID: 2d02f4

>>789158
I agree but I believe the grand mother said they bought china man food from the chingchong palace
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No. 789243 ID: 094652

>Goat Slime
"Dibs on the meme research rights! Honestly, if you give me permission to perform scientific research on any children you and Thea produce, I'll be invasively intimate~"

>What do
"Fruit pie in my face. Now."
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No. 789271 ID: fc2fa7

>I bought it off a dwarf
Lies! Clearly he is so daddly that his dad-aura has overruled reality itself to fix the error of him not naturally having a mustache.

>Side objective: get Subject Varonos laid
Well by that time we should have our vagina so that'll make it easier for us to get with him, or even get with Prince OR even get the both of them!

>>789243
"Fruit pie in my ass. Now."
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No. 789274 ID: 7c13cb

>>789243
...You realize that sorta sounds like you intend to fuck the baby hybrids?
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No. 791216 ID: a5c2b3

Alright, let's olan that birthday! We don't want to dissapoint CubeDad. We should ask if they have a computer we can use to plan.

Afterwards, head off to the kitchen to impress them with your superior android cooking skills.
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No. 791508 ID: ef0f95
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791508

>>789158
>>789162
>You walk to the kitchen to help make supper, but realize that the grand mother ooze brought take out Chinese food. Your sensors give off mixed signals, telling you of it's delicious odor and less than healthy nature...

Doukissa - euh... so I guess dad likes you? Here, sorry about dinner... I'll come hang out with you after okay?

>she hands you an apple, a can of coke and two packets of poptarts

>>791216
Aalos - oh! Can we use your computer? we'd like to research about a ski resort~

Doukissa - yeah sure, my password is "W" don't tell varonos...

>You head back into her room and sit down at her computer. sure as sugar, the passcode works and her computer is at your disposal.

>you open up a new tab, not wanting to click off a paused video and make a search... S... her search history is rather dubious...

>You find the site of the ski resort you'll be attending, the passes are worth a weekend in a heated lodge, lift pass, express line and rental... Kaiser didn't go cheap, these are really good tickets!! you upload the map into your HD and process most of the information.

The supper will likely take a while...
>Use doukissa's computer
>Snoop around in her room
>Spy on the supper
>Other
>_ _ _
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No. 791511 ID: 5322c5

>>791508
>Larp
Snoop around, she either has foam boffer weapons or actual blunted swords around.
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No. 791512 ID: 0b99d7

>>791508
>Don't tell Varonos
>Shota fawn incest
>Straight Shota threesome

Well, this will need addressed at some point, at least the guy's popular.

Use computer, research the area you (now) currently live in, also maybe look up the deal with construct ownership just in case there's any hoops you might need to jump through.
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No. 791522 ID: 83dd77

Wipe her search history for her, make a shortcut for incognito browsing on her desktop.
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No. 791534 ID: fe7355

>>791522
Dude, no. Deleting shit on somebody's computer without their prior agreement is a good way to likely piss them off. After all, for all we know, she uses her browser history all the time to find what she's done. And same goes for changin' shit on there. Best leave the browser/search history as-is and mention to her later that you got a glimpse of her search history while searching ourselves and she might want to use private/incognito mode for searching for such in the future.
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No. 791725 ID: adc164

>>791512
>at least the guy's popular.
Who?
Read up about construct ownership
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No. 791925 ID: 8111b6

Well, perhaps you've found some other kinds of roleplaying to try with her. Also, might be able to see about nudging some of those fantasies toward reality~
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No. 791942 ID: 91ee5f

Ok, so according to Kaiser, we've got 3 tickets to that ski resort for Varonos' birthday. 1 for Kaiser Aalos, 1 for Varonos, and 1 extra ticket for Prince.

And according to Kaiser when he said, "My boy's so short sighted he can't see a good thing staring him right in the face... maybe you could... help a little magic happen, if you know what I mean~ " he seems to believe that Prince has has a thing for Varonos. Or maybe Varonos has a thing for Prince? So Kaiser might want Aalos to play matchmaker and try to get Varonos and Prince to get together. At least, that's what it looks like to me.

>>791508
>The supper will likely take a while...
We should eat what Doukissa gave us.

And since we've got an extra ticket specifically for Prince, we should probably call him and let him know about this before he has a chance to make plans and be unable to go on that day.
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No. 792063 ID: a5c2b3

First off, look up the Ski resorts. Take into account the distance and how one might travel there, what features the ski lodge has, and what the lodge is like when at the time of visitation. Secondly take a look at the wifi and security settings on the computer, for future use of wireless connectivity and internet use. Thirdly look at your own systems specifications on how your body will deal with low temperatures and what precautions (if any) you will need to take to prevent hardware malfunctions. Fourthly (if there is time) use an incognito browser to look up both Construct and Ooze/Aberration rights, as well as "Shota faun incest".
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No. 792278 ID: a7e5d6

I'm for incognito browsing shortcut but let her wipe her own history.

>>791725
also read up on zombies
eat while browsing
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No. 792803 ID: ef0f95
File 149115942567.jpg - (210.77KB , 1000x562 , prince in tub.jpg )
792803

>>791511
>Shy of a foam dagger, she does not seem to keep her larp weapons in her room.

>>791512
>>791725
>While eating the meal that was given to you, you look up about construct ownership...

after some research you come to understand that due to the peculiar nature of artificial life, typically through the making of magic or ancient druidic practice, constructs have a potential towards irrational and unpredictable actions. As such they need a caretaker to insure the safety of those it may come in contact with. An owner must agree to take responsibility for a constructs actions or it will be deactivated and confined. There is also the dilemma of constructs not being people in a legal sense and thus can be owned as a possesion, by people. It is important to claim legal ownership of your constructs for a great many reasons.

>>792278
>You read up about Zombies...

it is said that the first magic spell created by man was that of bringing the dead back to life... There are a few different ways for undead to exist. the fist and most common is through magic, another is by way of virus and there is also the restless dead "Indian burial grounds and evil spirits"... The far prison island of Australia is populated almost entirely of undead, as many necromancers where exiled there long long ago. The "Death walker hive" ravaged most of the United kingdoms, including but not limited to: Japan, Africa, England and Russia. The "Death walker hive" is in all respect a magical undeath curse, that happens to be contagious. though most commonly transmitted through bites, the bulk of the curse was transmitted by Mosquitoes. On remembrance day the cure to the curse was discovered and the zombies where purged. those who's body's could still maintained life are stabilized through continual use of the vaccine named litch.

>>791942
>You call up prince with your internal reception.

Prince - Hello? who is this?

Aalos - hey it's me, Aalos.

Prince - oh! eum... you have a phone? I dont recognize the number...

Aalos - yeah my brain functions as a phone~

Prince - all... right... so whats up?

Aalos - Kaiser gave me a few tickets to a ski lodge and asked me to invite you for Varonos birthday. Just making sure you know.

Prince - oh we're doing that, I thought he sold the tickets... well yeah sure I'm still available for it~

Aalos - Great! eum... by the way. how are we getting there?

Prince - I can drive~

Aalos - perfect!

-Talk about-
>Kaiser asking to match them
>The pathfinder game
>Plans for the lodge
>Flirt
>Other
>_ _ _
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No. 792815 ID: 0b99d7

>>792803
Probably want to stick with the holiday topic, ask about plans for the lodge and drop subtle hints that you know it's a matchmaking situation.
If he's in the know he'll catch on, if he's unaware he probably won't notice.
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No. 792823 ID: 47160d

Cri for pretty fish boy shan't be yours
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No. 792896 ID: b4e3eb

>>792823
Now now eve did put him on the to fuck list. Do we get exp for that?

>flirt
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No. 792905 ID: 4854ef

Do flirt a bit alongside talking about the plans for the lodge. It is your first time there afterall.
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No. 792916 ID: 3740b1

Flirt plus plans for the lodge but also bring up that last roll. Something about your android braing detecting an impossible outcome given our roll bonuses. Could there have been a computational mistake?
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No. 792921 ID: 094652

Discuss the pathfinder game. Recalculate how screwed Kelda is, because your onboard calculator said that there was no way she could die in a single turn, and maybe you missed something that should have been counted.
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No. 793145 ID: ef0f95
File 149125734909.jpg - (355.99KB , 1000x697 , oh no.jpg )
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>>792916
>>792905
>>792815
Aalos - So what is there to do at this lodge?

Prince - oh plenty, you can enjoy the lovely scenery, the lodge its self is quite ravishing, service is good and the slopes are very fair~

Aalos - sounds like a lot of fun. You've been before?

Prince - every so often, it's a treat though, not very cheep.

Aalos - well then I'll have to enjoy it to the fullest~ but I'll give you and Varonos some space to yourselves, if you know what I mean.

Prince - I think I do... I'd much like some alone time with my best friend these days... if you know what I mean~

Aalos - hehe good to know we're on the same page then... *giggle* I'll happily assist you if need be.

Eve - *giggles* maybe we could orchestrate a little menage a trois~?

Prince - WHAT?! Aalos de fuck? Wait! who's that?! Aalos is someone tapping your line?! is it the illuminati!!

Aalos - Oh, No! You can hear Eve?!

Prince - Eve?

Eve - Makes sense since, I only speak by manipulating your imagination and your cellphone feed is streaming your thoughts through cellular reception~

Aalos - Prince can hear my every thought through the phone?! Oh, Shit!

Prince - what is going on?!

Eve - you're hot! let's bang!

Aalos - Eve! Shut up!

Prince - Aalos, make sense this instant!!

>_ _ _
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No. 793154 ID: 0b99d7

>>793145
Haha damn, yeah I have some software that helps create and manage my fantasies, if you know what I mean, anyway it is it's own intelligence and can talk through my phone apparently, say hi to Eve, Eve say hi to Prince without innuendo.
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No. 793158 ID: a363ac

>>793145
"Prince quick run away! the AI is taking over my brain! I will hold it off as long as I can!" hang up, then call back about a minute later to tell him it was a joke and you have a research assistant AI.
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No. 793205 ID: 67d5dc

Eve is a secondary consciousness that handles bodily functions, kinda like how those big dinosaurs had brains in their butt. Or like the saying about thinking with your dick.

Apparently the cellphone in my head uses the same chat system I/we do internally.
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No. 793298 ID: fe7355

Eve's a AI that's built into my... genitals. Yes, I know it sounds like total overkill to have a full blown AI for just my junk. From what Eve told me, it's because of my next eldest "brother" in my model line. He reported back that "male genitals have a mind of their own" and our administrators took that completely literally. Tasked him with crafting a "genital mind" for our line's sexual modules, and the result is Eve. So given her purpose, and who made her, her personality is roughly, like, 90% a mix of boundless, tactless and shameless libido and 10% everything else. Sex drive personified.

Hey, you wanna see what she looks like? I think I might be able to pull a still from our visual stream after Eve's been inserted into it and send it to your phone. Depends on how complete this cell phone emulation package's features are. Eve, you mind floatin' over here and giving us a sexy pose for Prince? And no showin' lewd bits, please.
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No. 793303 ID: 803053

"My brain has multiple personalities to help me with day-to-day tasks. In this case, Eve is my feminine side - she'll be in charge of sex once I install my girl parts."
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No. 793344 ID: d36af7

>>793298
Supporting this, minus the last sentence which is both pointless and unlikely to succeed.
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No. 793442 ID: f66698

I suggest we keep our AI hidden. Knowing shit like this will just make people afraid. Instead flirt a bit more, pretend it was joke, and silently ask eve to stop scaring fish boy.
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No. 793588 ID: 91ee5f

>>793145
>Makes sense since, I only speak by manipulating your imagination and your cellphone feed is streaming your thoughts through cellular reception~
"Damnit, Eve! If I knew this was going to happen, then I would've gotten a physical phone instead of using my head as a phone! That way no one could hear my thoughts!"
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No. 793592 ID: 91ee5f

>>793588
Wait, I just realized! If Doukissa's mom wants Doukissa to register us as her (Doukissa's) property, wouldn't that mean we can't leave Doukissa's side? How would we be able to go to the ski lodge with Prince and Varonos without Doukissa? And if we're property, then we probably can't be allowed to wander around without our "owner" and/or without supervision! Meaning we can't give Prince and Varonos some "alone time" with each other! What're we gonna do?!
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No. 793760 ID: a5c2b3

>>793592
That's why I think we should, if necessary, be registered under Kaiser instead. Given him being an Ooze and having to deal with having only recently gained rights as a person he'd be more likely to do so only so we are registered legally, rather than treating us as an object. Plus there's the fact that oozes' sapience is artificially created in this setting puts us (theoretically) in a similar predicament of "at what point is an artificial mind considered a person?". If anything we could probably get him to "adopt" us in an attempt to gain the legal rights of a minor.

>>793145
"Hold on one moment! EVE, MUTE! Okay, so EVE is basically a research assistant program I have running but it's also part of my mind so when you mentioned the two of you being a pair I couldn't help think of how both of you are so... well, cute. It's just I... I want to help you seduce him."
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No. 793967 ID: ef0f95
File 149150186235.jpg - (184.31KB , 1000x705 , picture of eve.jpg )
793967

>>793588
Aalos - Damnit, Eve! If I knew this was going to happen, then I would've gotten a physical phone instead of using my head as a phone! That way no one could hear my thoughts!

eve - woopsy~

>>793298
>>793344
Aalos - Eve's a AI that's built into my... genitals.

Prince - *loud slow sigh* alright... Why?

Aalos - From what Eve told me, it's because of my next eldest "brother" in my model line. He reported back that "male genitals have a mind of their own" and our administrators took that completely literally. Tasked him with crafting a "genital mind" for our line's sexual modules, and the result is Eve. So given her purpose, and who made her, her personality is roughly, like, 90% a mix of boundless, tactless and shameless libido and 10% everything else.

Eve - yeah that's about right~ *giggle*

Prince - And just who is this Administrator?

Eve - Classified information~!

Prince - Classified as in?

Eve - Classified as in I don't know and neither does Aalos. But I can confirm without a doubt that it is not the illuminati!

Prince - So it is the illuminati~

Eve - No it's not, that's like the only thing I know on them.

Prince - Haa~ that's exactly what they would have you know.

Aalos - It doesn't matter, my orders are simply to live a good and healthy life as a normal living being.

Eve - And fuck bitches~! Well my orders are at least...

Prince - Hehehee... you two...

Aalo - Hey, you wanna see what she looks like? I think I might be able to pull a still from our visual stream after Eve's been inserted into it and send it to your phone. Depends on how complete this cell phone emulation package's features are. Eve, you mind floatin' over here and giving us a sexy pose for Prince? And no showin' lewd bits, please.

>you take a screen shot of your imagination and send it over to Prince via text message

Prince - Wh... why is she dressed like a flight attendant.

Eve - There's actually a long story about that... it involves a girl who died in a plane crash... Long story short I'm modeled after her~

Prince - Aaahh?..

Eve - So! about that threesome~?

Prince - Not gonna happen.

Eve - not yet at least~

Prince - *sigh* Aalos, does she have any control over you?

Aalos - nope, she just manages my erections and points out that things are arousing. Any who! About the lodge, I'll give you and varonos some space for yourselfs, try and make some magic happen~

Prince - thanks...

Eve - you know, I know we've only been alive for like... eight hours. but I feel like we should be having more sex~

Prince - alright, I'm hanging up now...

Aalos - alright see you next time Prince.

Eve - Bye bye!!

>>793592
Aalos - Wait, I just realized! If Doukissa's mom wants Doukissa to register us as her (Doukissa's) property, wouldn't that mean we can't leave Doukissa's side? How would we be able to go to the ski lodge with Prince and Varonos without Doukissa?

Eve - No no no, it's like a car, Doukissa takes responsibility for our actions even if we're in princes care. We can't wander around in public without supervision however, other wise we're likely to end up in the robo DMV...
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No. 793991 ID: 12c14d

Then let's get some flight attendant clothes so that the other passengers assume we're property of the Airline company, and stuff like that.

Nobody bats an eye when the people responsible for mass global transport get all the sexy flight attendants, especially cyber ones.
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No. 795054 ID: ef0f95
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795054

>After a long moment alone in the room, you hear cloved hooves approach the door. Doukissa comes in and closes the door behind her very deliberately and looks at you blushing and biting her cheek as if trying to find the best words...

Doukissa - alright Aalos...

>she says in a hushed voice

Doukissa - I need you to do me a big favor and not be an idiot or play any tricks...

Aalos - wh-what is it?

Doukissa - my grandmother is... very rude... and she keeps pestering me to get a boyfriend. I don't want one, I'm not interested in commitment and I'm comfortable as I am... but she keeps pestering me and I just... I wanted to get her off my back, so I said you were my boyfriend... So... Well she insists that you eat at the table since you're "my boyfriend" so...

Aalos - *giggles*

Doukissa - *sigh* So I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend, while my grandmother is around... just pretend now okay?

>_ _ _
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No. 795060 ID: 67d5dc

huh. is it fine that I'm clearly a construct? What with the joints and all.
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No. 795081 ID: e298ee

What about your Mom?
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No. 795082 ID: 4854ef

..Should I start wearing clothes for this?
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No. 795092 ID: 0b99d7

>>795054
Okay, any random curveball questions I should know the answer to?
If sitcoms are to be believed, relatives know automatically how to get shock reactions out of people pulling this exact ploy.
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No. 795106 ID: 8c11a7

>>795054
*engage almost serious mode*
More details please? How long? How seious? The story should at least withstand thew basic questions.
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No. 795108 ID: 72ed6b

>>795054
"This will almost certainly go horribly wrong. But as you wish; I certainly won't pass up the opportunity for that role. I'll make sure to act the part."

Play along; sit next to her, act the loving boyfriend, and make sure to give her the occasional caress, greeting kiss, and similar gestures that fit the role.
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No. 795122 ID: d0ea16

Refuse cutely. With the robot laws as they are, she currently has power over you. This is not healthy for a romantic relationship, fake or otherwise, and anyone who puts two and two together can make this connection. Also, she shouldn't lie to her grandmother.
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No. 795126 ID: 91ee5f

>>795054
"But I can't! Your mom said she doesn't want me to sit at the table! She's gonna turn me into scrap if I sit at the table! I don't wanna be turned into scrap!"
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No. 795137 ID: a363ac

"c-can I sit on your lap?" *blushu*
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No. 795264 ID: 8111b6

Go ahead. Maybe a tease about 'just pretend? I thought we had something' with a wink to show the joke. Best behavior plan, at least outwardly. You can have a fun chat about search history later after dinner. Perhaps a game of pretend could be arranged~
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No. 795646 ID: adc164

We'll pretend to be your boyfriend at the table, if you pretend to be our girlfriend in bed. Don't scold me you're all thinking it!
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No. 797821 ID: 3bdd52
File 149308305734.jpg - (261.49KB , 1000x671 , yes my boyfriend.jpg )
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>>795081
>>795126
Aalos - But I can't! Your mom said she doesn't want me to sit at the table! She's gonna turn me into scrap if I sit at the table! I don't wanna be turned into scrap!

Doukissa - it's fine. Mom hates how grandma talks too, when I said you were my boyfriend she gave me a sour but accepting look... anything, if it'll shut her up right?

>>795060
>>795122
Aalos - huh. is it fine that I'm clearly a construct? What with the joints and all.

Doukissa - Grandma isn't really one to care for those things, she's a construct rights activist. Besides, dad can clearly see your life force. He's been vouching for you over supper...

>>795137
Aalos - "c-can I sit on your lap?" *blushu*

Doukissa - no you cannot.

>>795108
>>795264
>>795646
aalos - This will almost certainly go horribly wrong. But as you wish; I certainly won't pass up the opportunity for that role. I'll make sure to act the part. *giggles* We'll pretend to be your boyfriend at the table, if you pretend to be our girlfriend in bed.

Doukissa - *sigh* you naughty piece of junk... you know what, fine, very well~ if you behave and play your part just right you can kiss my pussy and rub your tiny little tic tac pecker against me all night if you want. *scoff* not that it'll even wake me up I'm sure~

eve - omg is she ever in for a surprize. Hash tag gotcha~!

>>795092
>>795106
Aalos - More details please? How long? How seious? The story should at least withstand thew basic questions.

Doukissa - eum, we've known each other for a little bit but not too long... love at first sight, and we're pretty serious, grandma is really intense about relationships...

>You head out into the kitchen and sit at a tall bench set up for you. the food smells spicy and sweet, your sensors give you mixed readings about the foods questionable nutritional value... Varonos can't seems to keep his laughter contained, Thea looks upset but keeps her mouth sealed.

Doukissa - eum... *cough* this is Aalos... he is my... Lover... I love him...

Haduwig - oh that's just the sweetest~ I'm happy you finally found someone you like Doukissa~

Doukissa - th-thank?

Haduwig - good thing too, you're not getting any younger. Frankly you should've snatched a man when you were younger, but the heart takes the reigns after all~ hoohoohoohoo...

>Doukissa is visibly upset by the comment, matching her mother's expression... The meal is silent for a while and the elder mother breaks it with another question...

Haduwig - Aalos, are you able to give my grand daughter children?

Doukissa - Grandma!
Thea - Haduwig!

Haduwig - Hey I'm just asking, I'm not telling them to start making one right here on the dining table~ I'm just saying, can you do it? Aalos is a strange fellow to be sure... can he even do the deed?

>Thea calms down and slowly turns her gaze to you...

Thea - yeah Robot, are you able to knock up my daughter?

Haduwig - and how long do you think you'll wait until you start making babies~? ohhh fawns and kobolds make such cuties!

Thea - *nods in agreement* yeah robot, when are you going to knock up my daughter?..

>the two mothers gazes are contrasted in myrth and cruelty...

>_ _ _
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No. 797824 ID: 5d37f1

ENGAGE PRIMARY THRUSTERS!! Abort! Abort! Abort!
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No. 797827 ID: 595d54

"I don't know, when's the next time she's fertile?"
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No. 797829 ID: f66698

Play it up, go into great detail about how your real organs can create synthetic but operational sperm. Tell them if anything you are much, much more fertile than an average kobold (imagine such a thing being possible), and start going on about breeding experimentation and your future hopes for studying the intricacies of reproduction. If mom starts to panick or get too angry, pull back and tell them that you fortunately can control your degree of fertility.

Even if none of that is true, we've been given free license to lie to these people, so we are going to play it up big, act all excited about our reproductive capabilities, etc.
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No. 797832 ID: 91ee5f

"I don't know, I lost my owners manual."
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No. 797853 ID: 094652

"Well, I can not legally impregnate Doukissa. My sexual modifications are less of a breeding tank and more of a giant sperm dropper, and we are tasked with - uh, are you calm Miss Haduwig? I need you to be calm for this next part.

The company that makes us (let's just call them Talons) designed us androids as multi-purpose servants who can do a fraction of what regular organics can with assistance from their owners, but ultimately we are not designed to 'breed true' for obvious reasons. In this case, our male reproductive organs were crafted specifically for the insemination process between two adults that will not have sex... usually due to homosexuality. In our case, our penises can latch on and suck the sperm right out of a target... and our vaginas have a clitoris that do that too. After that you can guess what happens to a female target. Many of the obstinate nobles have paid millions for a solution to their heir problem, and by keeping things ridiculous in public and discreet in private we've stolen a fortune from a bunch of stuck up ignorant jackasses who can't see past their social norms to find a cheaper solution. The female parts were designed to engulf an unborn fetus and act as a surrogate mother, in the event that the biological mother has recently died but her child is still alive yet too small to be properly born.

And as it turns out, many of our kind were stolen and reprogrammed to act as serial rapists once people in the know realized they could force a marriage between their families and the families of said stuck-up pompous nobles and inherit all the money by simply creating an illegitimate child for blood ties. After fifteen different paternity lawsuits and three physical rampages on our company headquarters, we need a license and the right hardware to use these features. Do you have enough money for a license and hardware? It's like 200,000 Euros...

Oh, and our android model can technically have android babies that can grow up, but it's like putting a bunch of generic building blocks together in the shape of a baby and then buying and adding more building blocks to simulate growth. Parts can be grown in a specialized miniature 3D printer in our lower torsos, which can then be put together and stuff. But ultimately, there are some things we need to buy from Talons, like our intricate CPU; our model's family motto IS 'Some Assembly Required'."
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No. 797854 ID: a363ac

>>797821
"I dunno. I could try doing it for SCIENCE if she wanted?"
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No. 797937 ID: 8111b6

As fun as that might be, is she in a place that she'd be able to care for a child? Body may be willing, but it's a lot of responsibility and financial requirements to raise a new life. Really now... have some consideration for Doukissa's future. ...not to speak of her lovely figure. My compliments to her manufacturer~
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No. 797939 ID: 5322c5

>>797937
This is actually an incredibly good base.
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No. 798059 ID: ccf32c

To question 1; yes we probably can
To question 2; only if and we she expresses a desire to do so
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No. 798223 ID: f66698

Did you forget to take your meds Kome?
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No. 799065 ID: 3bdd52
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799065

>>797832
Aalos - I don't know, I lost my owners manual~

>You say with a chuckle. Thea frowns, seeming to want a straight answer.

>>797937
>>797939
>>798059
Aalos - *sigh* As fun as that might be, is she in a place that she'd be able to care for a child? Body may be willing, but it's a lot of responsibility and financial requirements to raise a new life. Really now... have some consideration for Doukissa's future. ...not to speak of her lovely figure. My compliments to her manufacturer~

>Thea looks like she likes your answer.

Haduwig - If you ask me, Douissa is well off to have a baby at this time~

Thea - Haduwig!

Haduwig - she works from home and the family is well off, honestly it could get a lot worse and then might not be as good as now.

Thea - *grumble* Haduwig, stop telling my daughter to have babies...

Haduwig - and she's not getting any younger, enjoy your fresh body while you have it young lady~! You might have boys chasing you now but sooner or later you'll have to chase them *hue hue hue* if I were you I'd have a few babes to keep your man close. Nothing binds like family~

>The expressions of the mothers paint a stark contrast as Thea turns red...

Thea - Haduwig! Stop! Stop telling my daughter to start a family, she'll do it when and if she wants to! It's not your Decision! It's not your concern! Aalos is absolutly right, it is her future, not yours!!

Kaiser - Thea please clam down...

Thea - Who's side are you on?!

Kaiser - I'm on the side of not yelling.

Haduwig - I'm sorry I clearly overstepped my boundaries...

Doukissa - I'll forgive you if we can agree to never talk about it again...
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No. 799067 ID: 3bdd52
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799067

Haduwig - Varonos, do you have a girlfriend?

Varonos - oh eum... no I don't.

Haduwig - ohh why not? you're a handsome young man. Is there a girl you like at school?

Varonos - well there's a few girls I like, but... I don't know...

Haduwig - ohh do tell~

Varonos - well there Alitria Azuremane. She's a Unicorn... She's really nice and everyone likes her~ but I doubt she'd even give me a second of her time... she's very popular.
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No. 799068 ID: 3bdd52
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799068

Varonos - I also have a bit of a crush on this Undine waitress from the colleges caffee. She's so shy, when ever I ask for her name she just blushes...

Haduwig - did you get her name?

Varonos - she said princess... But it's probably just a nickname...
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No. 799069 ID: 3bdd52
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799069

Varonos - And there's Marble, she's a gnoll. She's in most of my classes and she does the background for my comic~ We're really good friends. honestly I would've asked her a while ago, but i'm afraid it'll ruin our friendship...

Haduwig - Well you should at least try. Aalos, you're good with words. Could you help Varonos out? Give him a ahnd so he can get a girlfriend~!

>_ _ _
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No. 799073 ID: 595d54

"You know, an undine named Princess sounds mighty familiar."
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No. 799085 ID: 83b227

Marble sounds like the one his heart is closest to already! And asking is easy, if you already know the answer! Doukissa can just play her sisterly role and ask her if she'd ever think of you that way, or see herself in that sort of relationship with you, and act as if it's her own idea to investigate. Or we could, too? We might not have the established relationship to make that inquiry believable, but on the other hand she'd be less likely to present herself as liking you more than she does in an attempt to be polite. Either way, if she seems like she'd like the idea, then we can give you the go-ahead to ask.

I don't think the same tactic could be used on the others, though, Marble the only one who's close enough already to be the reasonable target of sisterly/friendly inquiry.
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No. 799103 ID: a363ac

>>799067
"holy shit Varanos a unicorn you gotta go for it! try showing her your penis that what made your sister like me!"
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No. 799114 ID: 214648

>>799067
Why would you ever date someone who is literally flat as a horse?

>>799068
>Undine waitress
>Princess
>Prince has a crush on Varonos
... Varonos, I think that's Prince in drag.

>>799069
You want to date the sweater puppy? Well then date the sweater puppy! You heard us describe sex scenes with Kelda, maybe you could do something like that?

Oh, and when your date is done please tell us how much titflesh she's binding up!
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No. 799118 ID: 3740b1

Let's not bring up flashing the daughter our junk or imaginarily raping people in our pathfinder game. Like seriously. This is a family dinner. Even in a Flynn quest there are boundaries at the dinner table.

Just say we'll have to do what we can, Varonos is too cute to be single. Maybe make him really twist and say that you might actually already know of someone with a crush on him.

Feel like Prince has first dibs, but I'd love for us to meet the gnoll some time. (Just love me dem gnolls.) She seems like a cute twist on gnolls.

Please no MLP. No unicorn. Even if she weren't a horse, going for the most popular girl at school is just a failure all around. Will probably just ridicule him and hurt his self image even worse and even if we swing it, the most popular people in high school are often total scumbags.
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No. 799119 ID: 0b99d7

>>799069
Agree to talk it over some time later, trying to give advice with only this much info might end up being unhelpful.
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No. 799124 ID: 91ee5f

>>799119
This!
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No. 799125 ID: 91ee5f

>>799118
>Let's not bring up flashing the daughter our junk or imaginarily raping people in our pathfinder game. Like seriously. This is a family dinner. Even in a Flynn quest there are boundaries at the dinner table.
Also this!
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No. 799129 ID: 8111b6

>>799119
Agreed. A playful tone to it would be fun.

"They all sound quite nice. I'm sure they'd all enjoy a charming guy like you. ... Is that stereotype about unicorns being into... ahem... 'innocence' accurate, I wonder?"

"Also... Sounds like some-bo-dy wants some great grandchildren to spoil~"

>>799118
She was described as really nice. Also, friendship is magic, yo. Though, given the popularity, there would likely be third party interference or criticism.
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No. 799186 ID: 5322c5

While he shouldnt limit himself by his fears about popularity, Marble/Varonos is cute as fuck and worth shipping to the end.

"What if Marble likes you the same way, and is afraid to jeopardize your friendship?"
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No. 799493 ID: 7f29b2

New goal: get Varonos the Harem he deserves
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No. 799691 ID: a5c2b3

"Too shy to ask Princess out? Looks like someone needs a wingman."

Hehe, fishy traps.
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No. 803939 ID: 3bdd52
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803939

>>799085
>>799114
>>799119
>>799118
>>799124
>>799125
>>799129
Aalos - They all sound quite nice. I'm sure they'd all enjoy a charming guy like you. ... Is that stereotype about unicorns being into... ahem... 'innocence' accurate, I wonder?

Varonos - hmnn... perhaps, I cant imagine her being lewd or mean in anyway. surely she'd want someone as innocent as her~

Aalos - Also... Sounds like some-bo-dy wants some great grandchildren to spoil~

Haduwig - *giggles* I just want my little ones to be as happy as any mother or father should~

Aalos - Lets talk more about this later, in private.

Kaiser - Hmn Varonos, wasn't it you who said you're not interested in women?

Varonos - oh, its not like that. I'm not sexualy interested in women. I'm not sexual interested at all in fact, I just want some romantic company~

Kaiser - never heard of a boy your age who isn't sexualy interested... maybe you're just barking up the wrong tree?

Varonos - no dad... it's not like that... I *blush* I am into girls... I watch p-porn all the time. *cough*

Doukisa - yeah but you never watch lesbian porn~

Varonos - what does that have to do with anything.

Haduwig - oh hush both of you, varonos isn't gay if that's what you're saying... We all know what gays look like, we all know how they talk and walk and dress. If Varonos was gay he'd know and act accordingly~

Varonos - yeah, see I'm not... like that at all. And I'm going to get a girlfriend, because I'm straight~

Kaiser - what ever makes you happy boy...

>The supper concludes and the parents prepare to head back out to the airport to catch their delayed flight, in a few hours... Varonos gets up to go watch some anime in his room. Doukissa decides to gamble online a bit.

>Watch some anime with Varonos in the basement
>Hangout with Doukissa while she gambles online
>Do something else alone in the house
>_ _ _
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No. 803941 ID: cd2dbc

Wholesome dinner conversations.
Go chill with Varanos.
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No. 803947 ID: 47160d

1, not enough cute goat boy in this quest
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No. 803951 ID: 0b99d7

>>803939
See how Doukissa does her thing and chat, we'll have plenty of time to judge Varonos's taste in anime later, plus we want grandmother slime to see us in each other's company for tonight.
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No. 803954 ID: 75918f

2) Maybe we can help Doukissa make some friends from her rival gamblers. Or help her predict outcomes. Or lick her while she plays. We're not picky, here.
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No. 803972 ID: 3373e2

We should try to get to know Varonos better if we're gonna be getting him laid/setup with some one. (WATCH THE ANIMES.)
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No. 804151 ID: 8111b6

Doukissa, if we're gonna spend the night with her, it'd be good to get cozy and flirty. Varonos needs to be learned of, but the sister is a more pressing matter~

(also, learning the gambling stuff well enough would let you help her out a bit if she sets you up with a small account to use when she's busy with other things)
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No. 804228 ID: a363ac

>>803939
drink and hang out with slime daddy because slime daddy is the best.
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No. 804232 ID: 4854ef

>Watch some anime with Varonos in the basement
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No. 804262 ID: 65e3bd

Don't bother sis while she works. "What show are you watching?"
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No. 804277 ID: 3bdd52
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804277

>>803941
>>803947
>>803972
>>804232
>>804262
>You follow Varonos into the living room and flop down next to him as he watches a show.

Aalos - What show are you watching?

Varonos - It's called Teppelin/Viral, It's... eum... it's about giant robots~

>You watch some of it with him

Viral - General Cytomander! Please watch out, if you dont take these humans seriously you'll end up like Adiane!

Cytomander - ohh? I didn't think you cared about me~

Viral - Commander! I can't bare to see another of my beloved Generals be taken down by these filthy humans! Besides... we're friends...

Cytomander - Haha!! Let's show these fools the power of friendship~!
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No. 804278 ID: 3bdd52
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Varonos - So that guy, Viral, he's the main character, he's a mecha pilot and is bent on stopping this rebel group of humans who are trying to take down the established beastman kingdom. But the main villain, Simon, is pretty powerful and keeps killing off Viral's allies... Every time there's a new ally character that gets introduced, right off the bat Viral doesn't like them, but they become friends and said character's back story gets developed and just as he or she starts to become really likable and you get invested in the character, Simon runs up and kills em... kinda like a roller coaster of emotions you know? But it's getting a bit stale at this point... Like I can tell that Cytomander's gonna get axed any minute now...

>Varonos lights up a small joint and leans back watching the cartoon...

Varonos - this stuff is pretty soft, you can barely smell it... oh, don't tell sis I'm smoking indoors.

>Ask questions
>Do something
>Watch anime till bedtime
>_ _ _
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No. 804283 ID: 3373e2

Ask him about some random things about the anime wait before asking/doing anything too lewd/private/ect or maybe inquire about the webcomic.
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No. 804290 ID: 4fb71a

Tell him to try watching from the perspective of the humans! Alternatively, make a bet on who's penis is larger, for science of course. Let him decide the wager.
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No. 804334 ID: 4854ef

"So why are the humans trying to destroy the kingdom? If they are rebels does that mean they were part of the kingdom before?" Indulge in his nerdiness!

"Also we won't tell, just as long as it doesn't stain furniture or anything"
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No. 804417 ID: 094652

>Gurren Lagann but from Viral's perspective
And I take it Nia has Nui's personality? And does Simon talk about Kamina? Since she's on the antagonist side this time does Yoko get more nip-slips and sexual dances?

Can we switch to Nyanko Days?
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No. 804472 ID: d7f98c

> this stuff is pretty soft, you can barely smell it... oh, don't tell sis I'm smoking indoors.
"We'll keep our mouth shut if you let us sample your semen as part of a scientific study of fawn biology." If he reacts poorly, say your joking and wave it off.
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No. 805436 ID: 3bdd52
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805436

>>804283
>>804417
>And I take it Nia has Nui's personality? And does Simon talk about Kamina? Since she's on the antagonist side this time does Yoko get more nip-slips and sexual dances?

Varonos - well Nia is like the only sane person in the antagonist party, but she's kinda stockholmsy... And yeah Kamina was the villain from the first season, it was Simon's big brother I think. He was agreeably cooler... Simon is mostly just psychotic, trying to be like him but not quite succeeding... Yoko... Yoko... Oh yeah her. she doesn't get a lot of screen time... You know a lot about this show?

>>804472
Aalos - Oh and about the smoking, we'll keep our mouth shut if you let us sample your semen as part of a scientific study of fawn biology.

>A shiver runs down Varonos's body as he slowly looks at you, his ears twitch slightly and his tails swishes back and forth.

[Abnormality detected in Subject Varonos] >> "Subject"'s core temperature and heart rate increased:.>> air particles show 2% [Fawn_PH19] matching "Subject"'s DNA signatures:.>> Breathing rate increased by 12%:.>> Eyes become focused:.>> considerable blushing:.>> Possible involuntary movement:.>> - [Signs Presume:: Female Arousal] investigate Abnormal behavior>

Varonos - E-ex-excuse M-me?

>"Just kidding"
>Push the envelope
>Other
>_ _ _
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No. 805437 ID: a363ac

>>805436
"we'll keep our mouth shut if you let us sample your semen as part of a scientific study of fawn biology."
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No. 805439 ID: 91ee5f

>>805436
>You know a lot about this show?
Well, after you mentioned a few character's names, I did a quick internet search to learn more and the results I got said that this show you're watching is actually a ripoff of a different, more popular show. And in that show, Simon's group are the good guys and Viral's group are the bad guys.

However, even though what your watching right now has been called a ripoff, it's still got a cult following for showing what happened from the other side of the war and showing that both sides aren't that different from each other.

>E-ex-excuse m-me?
Just kidding!

.....what? I thought it was a good joke! Hmmm, maybe I need to upgrade my sense of humor to tell better jokes?
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No. 805443 ID: 47160d

I mean, I vote we say we are joking about the threat but would very much appreciate a sample. Gotta get that sweet sweet RP
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No. 805451 ID: 90f3c0

"Just kidding, I wouldn't blackmail you like that. I would like to suck your dick for science tho"
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No. 805481 ID: 0b99d7

>>805436
Okay so while i'm not gonna push for anything you're uncomfortable with, it would actually be helpful.
Also let it be known you're cute when you blush.
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No. 805500 ID: 51883c

theres nothing gay about getting a blowjob from your sisters boyfriend, especially if you didn't ask for it.
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No. 805502 ID: f66698

Are UI is making fun of him for being effeminate.
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No. 805506 ID: 52b4f7

>>805451
Second

>>805439
Nah, don't assume or suggest there is another version of this show in this universe. Just appreciate the beastman perspective in-joke and let it go. This is a world with very few remaining humans after all.
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No. 805519 ID: 3740b1

It's for science. Mating habits are one of the main things my unit type is meant to study. And when I do I'm actually able to upgrade myself.
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No. 805529 ID: 91ee5f

>>805506
Hey, every anime nerd has to defend his or her favorite anime, when someone tries to insult it. I just want to see how he defends this show and explains in detail why it's better.

Plus, it gives him something else to talk about and allows him to completely ignore the sex talk.
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No. 805571 ID: f66698

Get right questiony at his sudden change.

"Hey, your temperature and heart rate are rising, and your face is red. Are you getting a fever? Should I get a doctor? Or become one?"

Pester him that way for a while, and then you go back to your flirting. Keep in mind we already have a sexual partner for the night.
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No. 805604 ID: a5c2b3

"I said I won't tell if you let me take some observations to observe the effects on you. ...or is there anything more you'd like me to do?~ Oh, and share what you're having. Nothing like first hand experience."
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No. 805643 ID: 64558f

Remember to hit spoiler before posting!
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No. 805768 ID: 265ab0

"I'm a slut for science!"
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No. 805986 ID: f562b1

Other. "Ah, right, I should wait for the parts to arrive, huh."
Maybe dropping the reminder will open him up a bit more. Otherwise, just avoiding upsetting him and getting us into trouble with Doukissa. Best we keep at least one partner.
Alternatively: >>805604 is a good idea. Make him think it was his own thoughts.


>You know a lot about this show?
"It's got a few similarities to another show. Mostly just names and race. Kind of wondering if it's a coincidence or maybe the producers were friends as kids."
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No. 806001 ID: 3bdd52
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806001

>>805451
>>805437
>>805604
>>805443
>>805506
>>805500
Aalos - Just kidding, I wouldn't blackmail you like that. I would like to suck your dick for science tho

>A silent moment passes, seeming to stretch on for ever...

Varonos - *loud and slow gulping swallow* F-for science... R-r-Right... you're a science robot...

Aalos - there's nothing gay about getting a blowjob from your sisters boyfriend, especially if you didn't ask for it.

Varonos - *awkward giggle* yo-you're not really doukissa's boyfriend... right?

Aalos - mostly no~

Varonos - B-b-but you're k-kinda right... I mean, I jerk off all th-the time and that's not gay, even th-though I am ru-rubbing a dick... I'm not hard be-because I'm touching a pe-penis, it's just... stimulation~

>you shuffle down and slide off his pants and underwear

Varonos - Eep!! R-right into it?!

Aalos - *giggles* yeah, it's just stimulation... with my mouth~

Varonos - Ri-righ-right... it's... not gay at all...

Aalos - like zero percent gay~
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No. 806002 ID: 3bdd52
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806002

Aalos - just relax and enjoy, *giggles* if you like it maybe we could do it more often...

>Kissing the tip, you lap your tongue around his pink end... the fawn boy moans gently as you pleasure his rod...
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No. 806003 ID: 3bdd52
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806003

>You slowly push your mouth down on his meaty cock, pressing it into your throat as you touch your snout to his pelvis...
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No. 806004 ID: 3bdd52
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>He suddenly climaxes after only one dive on his cock...

[New Data Acquired]>>Analyzing...
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No. 806005 ID: 3bdd52
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806005

>You let the fluid rest on your palate while your system analyses. And eventually swallow, allowing your digestive track to break it apart for further, more in depth study... You look up from your meal to see Varonos pressing his palms to his face... whimpering, tears roll down his cheeks...

[Abnormality detected in Subject: [Varonos]] >> Subject appears to be [Crying]:.>> - [Signs Presume:: Extreme Sorrow]:.>> Typical Post Orgasm Behaviour Includes:: [Joy, Calm, Exhaustion, Sleep] investigate Abnormal behavior>

>_ _ _
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No. 806012 ID: f08985

>>806005
Probably not feeling great about jizzing too early. Either because that's a letdown or more likely because he's having trouble dealing with the ""not gay"" thing. Give him a bit and then ask if he's alright if he doesn't do anything for a few moments.
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No. 806025 ID: 4854ef

Wait for a small moment then comfort him, he's obviously not taking this well, ask him what is the matter.
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No. 806028 ID: 91ee5f

Pull his pants and underwear back up. Give him a moment. Let him talk when he's ready.

Also, don't say anything about it, but you better hope his mom/dad/anyone doesn't come in and see him crying with your head between his legs! It'll look very bad and you'll most likely be turned into scrap metal!
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No. 806120 ID: f8abd7

Wait for him to calm down and tell him that it's normal and happens all the time. Tell him that it's a good thing it happened with us and not with, let's say, the popular unicorn girl. And that if he wants to last longer he just has to do it more often. Offering our selfs of course.

If he liked it, however brief as it was, offer him a tall glass of robo jizz, it stimulates arousal and boosts energy so he'll be able to go another round, and after cumming already he'll last much longer, despite being even more sensitive.
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No. 806179 ID: 7d8168

Yeah, just pull his pants back up, move back up next to him on the couch and quietly give him some reassuring physical affection. Arm around the shoulder or a light hug or whatever.

Let's not make any assumptions about what's upsetting him, just wait for him to speak first or to calm down and then ask him what's wrong. Putting words into his mouth could rapidly turn an little misunderstanding into a big problem.
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No. 807202 ID: f66698

Fuck, you guys always have to chase after the easy lay. Just back up, have a seat, and say your sorry. Ask if you hurt him. After he says no ask why he's crying.
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No. 807236 ID: ced636

I hope we didn't ruin our friendship with the cinnamon bun!
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No. 807319 ID: d1e4a8

Ask if you did something wrong and apologize if you hurt him. Also, maybe complimenting him on something will help him feel better about himself?
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No. 807998 ID: 3bdd52
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807998

>>807202
>>806179
>>806028
>>806025
>You pull his pants back up and sit next to him waiting. After a moment he calms down but doesn't say anything.

>>807319
>>807202
Aalos - I'm sorry for making you cry, did I hurt you? I probably did something wrong...

>He shakes his head.

Aalos - Th-then why are you crying? My sensors tell me you should be happy!

Varonos - oh come on Aalos! you're not stupid! *sniff* you always play dumb when it suits you! *sniff* I came in three seconds and *sniff* and you made me gay! First you get me drinking your spunk then you're wrapped around my shaft... I didn't even try to stop you... *sniff* ju-just yesterday I was straight as a bar, now look at me... So what now, do I dress like a fruit, act like one, or do I hide it in the closet?! Come on you're the smart one Aalos *sniff*!

>_ _ _
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No. 807999 ID: f08985

>>807998
Okay. Nothing about you has actually changed and you shouldn't let what Haduwig says get to you. You don't need to conform to any stereotypes or change how you act. So long as you can accept yourself, just do what you're comfortable doing.


Also, speaking of playing dumb, he knows perfectly well who that undine waitress Princess is, doesn't he. Think it's better to get him to admit that to himself too now or wait a bit?
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No. 808004 ID: 48237d

How amusingly naive. For his own sake he should learn to accept his own feelings as they are instead of feeding this false image of who he is and how he should feel.
Remind him that he wanted that. Desires don't dictate how he should act, much less oblige to fulfill any stereotype, but they are important components to know one self, his motivations.
If his ego can't work outside the classifications he deem acceptable, remind him that that your classification as male if more tenuous than it is for others. You are, after all, a simulacrum, a toy that inly identified by such biological distinction because you were mane to look like a real man, but at the same time could and can very easily be assemble to resemble a woman, or neither gender.

Beyond that Varonos should consider how small are the differences between sexes when compared to the differences between species. Your body imitate a creature that is nothing like him, yet he was able to feel arousal toward such form. Not only that, the girls he identified as potential partners were as different if not more. What makes his own homosexual desires so detestable if not even interspecifics relationships are a taboo?

And about the closet thing: he is under no obligation to explain his preferences to anyone. If the subject is uncomfortable he can just avoid the subject. No need to tell his family what kind of girl he had an eye on or his inner thoughts on intimacy, although something tells me dad would know regardless.
He need to be honest with himself but that doesn't mean he need to be an open book.
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No. 808005 ID: 262ceb

Guess it's time for the "sexuality doesn't work like that, you don't get "made" gay, you could totally just be bi" speech. Also of course he didn't last long, that's totally normal for someone starting out.
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No. 808008 ID: 47160d

I...what? Dude no one can make you gay, and beyond that even if you are there is literally nothing that changes beyond who's pants you want to get in
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No. 808009 ID: 9876c4

Revel in your newfound powers of gay sorcery.

Turn one of the houseplants gay, too, then turn a pitcher of water into pink Bellinis.
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No. 808014 ID: 91ee5f

>>807998
>you made me gay!
No one can make you gay, that's a choice that you make for yourself.

>So what now, do I dress like a fruit, act like one, or do I hide it in the closet?!
Dressing like a fruit and acting like one are stereotypes portrayed by the media. Most gay people just act like normal everyday people and you wouldn't know they were gay unless they specifically told you.

>Come on you're the smart one Aalos *sniff*!
Incorrect. I only sound smart because I'm connected to the internet. If I was as smart as you claim, then I wouldn't have done what I just did to you. I hurt you and that's not what I intended to do.....I'm sorry.
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No. 808054 ID: 9c2d0c

I am a robot. My gender is determined by modular, interchangeable parts. I have a vagina, if you would prefer to use that. But I think you are probably getting too hung up about the specifics of equipment here. You should like whoever you like, and trust that if they like you back, you can find a way to explore your sexuality together.
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No. 808057 ID: ed838a

>>807998
Oh gee, sorry for not picking up on you trying to convince yourself.

I'm not sure where to start. You are still you and I am still a robot. I don't have any tools or abilities to directly influence you more than any other person, that would pervert the results of my findings after all.

We can treat what happened in a few different ways:
-Ignore it; this never happened and nothing like it ever will again
-Consider it a mistake; our recent interactions made you curious and you convinced yourself to sate that curiosity, but afterwards have decided it's not for you
-Think over it: I see you have a bunch of negative associations with being Gay (did you know Bi is a thing?) and got spooked.

But seriously, you're still you. Discovering what might essentially just be a new fetish doesn't make you have to change how you act or think, doesn't turn you into someone else.

Anyway, still a robot here champ, all my parts and pronouns are mix and match-able. I cannot be constrained by your mortal ideas of sex and sexuality!
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No. 808093 ID: 094652

You're partitioning sexuality into Homogeneous and Heterogeneous, which seems crude. Terms like that are meant for the general populace to agree and understand basic concepts, but you can define your personal sexuality any way you want. I mean, you got a blowjob from a potential dual-sexed android with a feminine personality in their cock. There's no official term for that.
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No. 808094 ID: 7d8168

I'm a pansexual robot with a lot to learn about biological sexuality, but I already know that "straight" and "gay" aren't separated by a hard line. At best they're two endpoints of a spectrum, and I'm pretty sure it's even more complicated than that.

As for you, given your descriptions of who you're attracted to as well as our interactions so far, I'd say you currently rest fairly comfortably on the "straight" side of that. I mean, sure I blew you, but I'm designed to be androgynous and modular. Would you even be having this dilemma if I'd shipped with the vagina attachment instead?

Also, if you decide to be a bit more experimental that's fine too, and it wouldn't change anything about who you are. People who "dress like a fruit" do so to telegraph their preferences. I'm pretty sure there are things more important to you than whose pants you want into, since you didn't previously dress primarily to attract women. Just keep being yourself.
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No. 808096 ID: f66698

Look, I know I play dumb sometimes but I'm really not up on how things work with your culture.

But first off, this doesn't make you gay. Second off, even if you are gay, you didn't just get that way, and there's nothing wrong with being gay. Lastly, I'm a robot that was designed in part around being biologically compatible. If I couldn't make you cum in 3 seconds I'd be defective and you'd have to send me back where they'd permanently dismantle me.

Really, there's nothing wrong with you. If it's your first time it'd be weird if you lasted any length of time. I'm not a man (even though my man bits are attached at the moment), and even if I was you gotta lighten up about being gay. You tried something and maybe found you like it. It's not a bad thing, and you are generally pretty cool, so don't stress over it.
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No. 808257 ID: d1e4a8

It's only gay if the wires touch- Oh wait...
If anything, this made you a robophile, not gay.
If I fuck you when my girl parts arrive, will that undo the gay?
No none of these are good, um, uh, shit. Screech and flail uncontrollably. Maybe he'll think we're broken and we can escape the consequences of our actions.
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No. 808260 ID: d1e4a8

>>808014
Just kidding, this person has the perfect response.
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No. 808268 ID: a363ac

>>807998
"You know who you must go to. The Princess of your dreams." initiate fatherly hand on shoulder.
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No. 808499 ID: 42a9ef

Are you sure your not Bi? You can be down for both. Hell, its not really gay unless the balls touch. Also you might just have been pent up. I'm sure you can last longer next time! If not, we can always assist in stamina training.
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No. 808712 ID: b809a3

Don't know what to say other than that we are a ice cream dispenser with an unfortunately placed outlet pipe.
Dunno what that makes you, but since you already accepted your liking men there really is no point hiding it if it makes you uncomfortable.
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No. 808986 ID: 3bdd52
File 149785793534.jpg - (73.14KB , 1000x562 , quick response.jpg )
808986

>>808260
>>808014
>>808094
>>808096
>>808009
Aalos - Incorrect. I only sound smart because I'm connected to the internet. If I was as smart as you claim, then I wouldn't have done what I just did to you. I hurt you and that's not what I intended to do.....I'm sorry. That being said, No one can make you gay, that's a choice that you make for yourself. Honestly I'm just as capable of making you gay as turning that house plant gay.

Varonos - *Chuckles*

Aalos - Now look, I'm a pansexual robot with a lot to learn about biological sexuality, but I already know that "straight" and "gay" aren't separated by a hard line. At best they're two endpoints of a spectrum, and I'm pretty sure it's even more complicated than that.
As for you, given your descriptions of who you're attracted to as well as our interactions so far, I'd say you currently rest fairly comfortably on the "straight" side of that. I mean, sure I blew you, but I'm designed to be androgynous and modular. Would you even be having this dilemma if I'd shipped with the vagina attachment instead?

Varonos - ...

Aalos - Also, if you decide to be a bit more experimental that's fine too, and it wouldn't change anything about who you are. People who "dress like a fruit" do so to telegraph their preferences. I'm pretty sure there are things more important to you than whose pants you want into, since you didn't previously dress primarily to attract women. Just keep being yourself.

Varosnos - *chuckle* you little liar~ you more than sound smart.

>his face is red from the crying, but he's smiling...

Aalos - Look, I know I play dumb sometimes but I'm really not up on how things work with your culture. But Really, there's nothing wrong with you. If it's your first time it'd be weird if you lasted any length of time. I'm not a man (even though my man bits are attached at the moment), and even if I was you gotta lighten up about being gay. You tried something and maybe found you like it. It's not a bad thing, and you are generally pretty cool, so don't stress over it.

Varonos - y-yah... I'm gonna mull this over...

>He picks himself up and saunters to his bedroom.

Varonos - you said you're able to have girly bits? ... Maybe we could try again when those are on... see what sticks... Anywho... g-night.

>Head upstairs to Doukissa's room?
>Do something else while you're alone?
>_ _ _
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No. 808988 ID: 49c9d4

Bug Haduwig. Get a bunch of materials and dump them into her, see what reacts quickly and what digests slowly.

Then run up to Doukissa's room and pretend she did it.
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No. 808996 ID: 3740b1

Just head up to D's room to show her your "cute little tictac".
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No. 809038 ID: ae1924

>>808996
don't lead with that or even let on how wrong she is, we want her fully surprised and the ability to be quietly smug immediately afterwards.
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No. 809059 ID: 3740b1

>>809038
True, true. Didn't she agree to anal actually? That'll be a whole new kind of surprise buttsex.
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No. 809128 ID: 31ff45

Are we going to try to get doukissa addicted to our cum?
Cause if we're not, we should empty our reservoirs before we claim our reward.
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No. 809163 ID: 7d8168

So I'd be for going and seeing Doukissa, and I'd probably lead with some counter-teasing. e.g. "You were teasing me about my penis earlier, but your search history indicates that you prefer your partners... small." Then, if she keeps at it, we can bring out the "big guns" to see what she thinks of them. Definitely don't make that a surprise during the act, though. It might be that she really does prefer smaller penises, she's just also into shame play.
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No. 809358 ID: 34b0c6

>>809059
that depends on how big of a surprise you make it, although i'd say the bigger surprise might break her.
I say we go up to doukissa.>>809128
i'm pretty sure it takes more than one "dose" to get them addicted, although I may be wrong. we may want to inform her of that specific property before we do anything regardless of what else we decide... unless we wanna walk into another horrible descision anyway.
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No. 809479 ID: 3bdd52
File 149802714175.jpg - (53.24KB , 800x506 , sexy pose.jpg )
809479

>>809038
>>809059
>>809163
>You head upstairs and down the hall to Doukissa's room, which might as well be your room now that you think about it... Opening the door you spot her in the middle of buttoning up her pajama top.

Doukissa - Couldn't bother knocking? Oh what am I saying, I don't care... Just so you know I tend to not wear the bottom when I sleep, it's plenty warm enough as it is, I suspect you don't mind, little man~

Aalos - You know, You were teasing me about my penis earlier, but your search history indicates that you prefer your partners... small~

Doukissa - Heh, you needed to spy on me to find that out? Well yes I do have a preference for "cuter" boys. But I do see a problem now with our deal, not that I want to back out, I'm good for my word but... Well I did say you could rub you're itty bitty shota dick inside me all night if you wished... but I didn't realize you could get me knocked up. Maybe we could alter our arrangements?

>_ _ _
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No. 809486 ID: 9876c4

Psuedoshota don't take no for an answer.

or so I've heard.
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No. 809491 ID: 91ee5f

>>809479
If that's all you're worried about, then we'll just stick to butt stuff. Can't get pregnant like that, right?

How soundproof is your room? I hope your mom doesn't hear us and burst in the room to turn me into scrap metal! >_<

Also, let's make sure the door locks, just in case.

.....did she ever take that plug out or is it still in her butt? Can we give her a quick buzz, just for fun?
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No. 809501 ID: 49c9d4

No. She insulted her size, you will correct her on that promptly. You will pump her so full that she'll squirt semen out her nose when she laughs and cry mothers' milk out of her eyes. You don't have any genetics logged in your seed nanomachines anyway.
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No. 809513 ID: 7d8168

Pregnancy is possible, but unlike standard biological sex that's more of an if-we-want-to thing than a if-we're-not-careful thing. Correct me if I'm wrong here, Eve.
No funny business.
I mean, I'm highly advanced in all aspects, even my penis and my semen have a multitude of special features.

So... want me to explain first, or should we jump straight to the... demonstration?
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No. 809515 ID: fe7355

Oh holy fuck... Tell her she looks damn sexy sittin' there in just a PJ top, that single button holdin' it closed. Gorgeous. ...You're getting hard already just seeing her.

Say that of course we can alter the arrangements while you climb up the bed to stand face to face with her while straddling her legs. Ask her if she has any ideas in particular for what she wants you to do, as you put your arms around her. Kissing? Deeply? Passionately? Then all over her body? Get some foreplay in here. Breast massaging? Some fine digital stimulation? (Waggling your fingers for emphasis.) Use some toys on her? And then oral? You do have a very precise tongue. Eve, you got any ideas to throw in too? So, what does the lady desire of you?

Oh, wait. Tell Doukissa you might be able to use your cute little pecker, you just need a moment to check. Then shift to accelerated thought mode to confer with Eve. So, Eve, any way we can deploy 1stFall here without impregnating Doukissa? Can we fire "blanks?" Any way to render our reployd reserves inert? Or how about not allowing us to cum at all? Edging us perpetually. ...And then give Doukissa control over if, when and maybe even how much and how fast we release. Yes, I think she'd quite like something like that.

And our 1stFall has extensive vibration and piston functions too, right? With fine intensity control and fully customizable patterns? We should demonstrate that to Doukissa, as well as all the size presets. (And watch her expression as we do so.) Then she'll know the full extent of what she can have us to do with our penis.

>>809491
Uh, don't assume she's into anal. Most gals aren't, since it doesn't have the effect on 'em it does for the guys and also takes extra prepping for.
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No. 809519 ID: 3740b1

>>809515
Nah, forget this. It's time we turn this relationship around. She's been bossing us around from the get-go. Time for her to learn we're the big dog. Tell her there's no need to worry about pregnancy if we stick to her ass. Tell her to get on the floor with her head down and her ass up. She's had a vibrating butt plug in all night. Safe to say she's into anal (and btw some girls get plenty out of it). She's as ready as she gets, we'd be stupid not to go for anal. After she's down, move to the 8 incher and put the first couple inches in right after you pull out the plug. See what her reaction is.
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No. 809521 ID: adc5ae

Have we demonstrated to her that we get WAY bigger yet I can't remember. Just cause I personally would not react well to a couple inches suddenly turning into a couple feet right between my legs
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No. 809532 ID: 5dcd82

Lol yeah definitely let's not mess with the big setting. Just see what she says to that medium setting. We can always knock it back if she freaks. The comedy is worth it though.
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No. 809561 ID: ae1924

>>809479
Explain to her that your settings are Variable to say the least. (do we have a 'safety' option?) If we do opt to show off the max size setting, remember not to say anything while she processes, just look smug. maybe waggle eyebrows.

>>809501
While this actually pretty cool, maybe don't start out that intense. Plus it'd probably be noisy and messy and we're apparently on thin ice as it is.
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No. 809623 ID: fb4e77

there are two real options here, either anal, or we promise to pull out. If we promise to pull out and we don't, we'll get scrapped, and also we'd be rapey jackasses, so if we say we'll pull out, we better bloody pull out.
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No. 809667 ID: 1e7aa8

Change the terms of the deal to fingering her instead. We get DNA and other fluids for analyzing and she doesn't end up pregnant.

Win-win, as long as she's quiet.
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No. 809673 ID: 3bdd52
File 149810026895.jpg - (58.43KB , 800x506 , rabbit exposition.jpg )
809673

>>809515
>shift to accelerated thought mode to confer with Eve.

Aalos - So, Eve, any way we can deploy 1stFall here without impregnating Doukissa? Can we fire "blanks?" Any way to render our reployd reserves inert? Or how about not allowing us to cum at all? Edging us perpetually.

Eve - Okay so, I cannot simply turn off the 1stfall's ability to ejaculate. I can try to hold it in, but I wont be able to hold out forever and pulling out is unwise as I'll likely leak a bit during the act.
Nor can I fire blanks, we don't have blanks or inert reployds and even if we could, we'd have to begin production, which would take hours.
We can however empty our reservoirs. I think one of you suggested that earlier... currently we have just under a load left 8.11 fluid ounces to be exact if we unload our last orgasms worth of robo spunk we wont be able to orgasm again until we reach the sufficient dosage, and the gene seed goes dormant during the act to avoid over stimulation.

Aalos - ...And then give Doukissa control over if, when and maybe even how much and how fast we release. Yes, I think she'd quite like something like that.

Eve - As much as I'm sure she'd love having control over me, I doubt I could resist her like you'd want me to... But I do like the idea, I love me some bondage~Hehee...

>>809491
Aalos - How soundproof is your room? I hope your mom doesn't hear us and burst in the room to turn me into scrap metal! >_<

Eve - Have you not been paying attention Big boss? The adults are gone, they went back to airport, so they don't miss their flight in a few hours. We've got the house all to our self's. we could have a big orgy and they'd be none the wiser! Honestly it's a problem when your dick has more spacial awareness than you... then again I may of just been focused on Thea's succulent ass~ Mmmuurr I wonder is slime daddy is down for a threesome~? Maybe mommy would be more amicable if she's addicted to our cock juice~?

>>809358
Aalos - I'm pretty sure it takes more than one "dose" to get them addicted, although I may be wrong.

Eve - definitely does. But if you keep feeding them the stuff we could have them on their knees begging~

>_ _ _
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No. 809675 ID: 1e7aa8

Well, switch to blank production. Then finger the girl.
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No. 809711 ID: 3740b1

You think she wants to wait around for hours? Tell her you can't prevent pregnancy except by either replacing that plug in her butt with your "little pecker" or else ejaculating your whole load externally and then waiting until you're ready to go again with an empty tank. (Do we have to wait Eve, or is there no cooldown on our robo dick?)
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No. 809712 ID: fe7355

>>809675
Pay attention. Eve said we don't have "blanks" and we can't make them, period.
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No. 809713 ID: 9c5569

1) Place hose in breathing hole.
2) Turn on goo valve.
3) Watch Doukissa expand to cartoonish proportions.
4) Begin the haymaker.

Simple.
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No. 809716 ID: 7d8168

Well okay, I guess our options are more limited then. Some 69 action before we move on to #buttstuff?

...how does Doukissa feel about... ears...?
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No. 809721 ID: d321ba

>>809712
Great advice there, can I offer some of my own?

If you are gonna be snide follow it up with an actual suggestion because otherwise you look like an asshole.

ANYWHO. I'm gonna rescind my previous suggestion because >>809716 is absolute gold and we should totally find out if massaging Doukissa's massive ears can give her an orgasm.
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No. 809784 ID: a363ac

>>809673
attempt to crawl in your new box home and say, "I am box guardian! guardian of the box! Doukissa quivers before me!"
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No. 809794 ID: ced636

Eve. Is it somehow possible for us to have sex with you personally? I understand you're a u.i. Element but there must be a way for us to get jiggy together.

Oh and tell D about our low sperm levels.
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No. 809795 ID: 3740b1

Man we are just all over the fucking place with these suggestions. Good luck Flynn.

#stuffthebutt
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No. 809833 ID: 609cbc

Here's my vote. Give the girl control till your reservoirs are empty. Really let her play with you. And then when you are on empty, return the favor!
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No. 809920 ID: cc08c7

>>809833
Gonna go with this one myself. Let her be dominant like she wants and then switch once she's satisfied.
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No. 810272 ID: e468c8

>>809794
I'd like to point out htat "low" for us is pretty bloody large (that or i've got even less of a clue about sizes and such than I thought)
I'd say we go with anal, play around, or empy reserves and fuck 'er nice and good,
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No. 811115 ID: 3bdd52
File 149871264827.jpg - (93.63KB , 1000x793 , sitting on face.jpg )
811115

>>809711
Aalos - (Do we have to wait Eve, or is there no cooldown on our robo dick?)

Eve - (Honesty Master. Your dick was expressly designed as an upgrade to the "standard" dick by a guy named "The Love Machine". Frankly if it had a sex cooldown it would be defective! The erection turns off when I say so!)

>>809794
Aalos - (Eve. Is it somehow possible for us to have sex with you personally? I understand you're a u.i. Element but there must be a way for us to get jiggy together.)

Eve - *blush* (I look forwards to your dreams master...)

>>809833
>>809920
>>810272
>>809716
>>809795
Aalos - Well we don't really need to alter our arrangements, per say... You see my reservoirs of sperm are low, I've only got one more load in me for now. and I can operate on empty. So if you say, have your way with little ol me till I'm empty, I could have my way with you~

Doukissa - Hmp... I suppose I could arrange that~

Aalos - but maybe for safety sake we can to butt stuff, I assume you're fine with that?

Doukissa - of course, I've had a little machine in me all day, so you're welcome to put your little machine in instead.

>The Fawn produces a leash and ties it to you, pulling you under her, she rests her mighty rump on your snout firmly!

Doukissa - I believe we agreed to a little oral~? Hehehee here's more of that precious chemical you love so much. Muurrr oh your tiny little cock is sooo cute Aalos and its all mine, isn't it?
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No. 811117 ID: 3bdd52
File 149871267197.jpg - (61.55KB , 1000x562 , cum on face.jpg )
811117

>your lustful test subject brings you to climax as she kisses your 1stfall.

Eve - NNNnnmmm~aaaahh!

Doukissa - Eeep!!

>The fawn recoils in surprise at the size of your climax...

Doukissa - my my... you don't mess around~ There's sooo much... oh my you're still hard MMnnn and you can do this how many times?

>As she grinds into your snout the reployd on her face drools down to her lips...

Doukissa - ehh? *licks* my god you weren't kidding?! your spunk really does taste like icecream?! you... you... you make this much and it tastes like icecream?! who made you! *giggle*

>The lustful fawn eagerly licks off the sweet substance from her face and your belly, enjoying the dairy treat.

Doukissa - Mnnn I think we'll be "sharing" more often. my little ice cream machine~ But for now I think you've earned your turn... *giggles* It's pretty clear your more of a sex bot than a research bot... do you have some kind of naughty aura? it's not everyone who can get in my pants on the first date~ *giggle* Then again I do have a thing for cute boys... and robots... heh...

>she slips the leash off of you and puts it on, resting on her back looking at you...

Doukissa - let's do it like this. I want to see your cute face twist in pleasure as your tiny cock rubs into my booty~

>_ _ _
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No. 811126 ID: a363ac

>>811117
"The makers of my penis goes by the name Love Machine and is revered as a god in his community~"
In standard robot voice "Please remember that 1st fall liquids are an addictive substance. Unless you wish to become dependent please take care with how much you ingest." then pump that butt and begin expanding inside.
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No. 811168 ID: 3740b1

Begin by ramming in your little guy. If she takes that easily pull out after a bit and put it one size up so she can see. Then push that in about 2/3 and start pumping until it all fits.

If we're capable of gradually expanding in size rather than all at once then I guess I'm on board for growing slowly on the inside too.
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No. 811187 ID: f76abd

>>811126
he didn't MAKE the penis, he designed it. if he had to make each penis individually, it would take forever for us to get built... although, maybe we should check for a makers mark/signature or something anyway.
>>811168
I like this guys plan!
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No. 811226 ID: ced636

Smirk at her and slap the super sized robo dong on her belly! Then shrink it down to standard size and #stuffthebutt don't forget to vibrate!
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No. 811264 ID: 8111b6

Well, let's give the lady what she asked for.

Need to make sure she's satisfied in allllll the right ways. All the better to make sure we get to play again~
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No. 813450 ID: ced636

>>811115
Is soneone peeking through the door?
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No. 813461 ID: 91ee5f

>>811115
Wait, the door! Close it and lock it!

She better hope no one saw what happened!
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No. 813559 ID: 844e25

>>813461
There is definitely SOMETHING right outside! what, I don't know, but That should probably be taken care of,
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No. 817946 ID: 3bdd52
File 150086612822.png - (223.23KB , 1000x562 , i16^cimgpsh_orig.png )
817946

>>811126
>It's pretty clear your more of a sex bot than a research bot... do you have some kind of naughty aura? it's not everyone who can get in my pants on the first date~ *giggle* Then again I do have a thing for cute boys... and robots... heh...

Aalos - The makers of my penis goes by the name Love Machine and is revered as a god in his community~

Doukissa - Love machine? ... wh-wait?! love machine as in...

>She grabs her phone and starts typing, looking for something online... she looks baffled as she holds the phone up to compare you to the picture... She shows you the screen, on it is a picture of you, only with a solid gold finish and a much more massive pink fur boa and large angular glasses.

Doukissa - You mean this guy?! you're the same thing as this guy?!

Aalos - that's correct, is that a problem?

Doukissa - N-n-no not at all. it's just... he's got a particular... reputation... and... Mnnn I'm starting to see a trend in you and him~ my god, my own personal love machine~

Aalos - "Please remember that 1st fall liquids are an addictive substance. Unless you wish to become dependent please take care with how much you ingest."

Doukissa - Addictive? oh I'm quite tolerant to addictive substances. I'm not worried, besides, its not a bad thing to get hooked on right?

>taking her leash you unbutton her dress, exposing the goods, you notice two superfluous nipples hidden under her bosoms...

>>813450
>>813461
>>813559
>You elect to close the door before she notices what you noticed... trying to be smooth about it.

Aalos - Now my pretty, I'm gonna make you scream and moan with pleasure so loud and long it'd make love machine blush... so I'll just close this here door real quick~

>As you say that, before you can even move away from her embrace, you hear a shuffle behind the door!

Varonos - AAahhCRAP!!

>Her Brother trips on his pants, wrapped around his ankles, slamming through the door and straight on his face!!
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No. 817947 ID: 3bdd52
File 150086614212.png - (676.43KB , 1000x773 , alling off.png )
817947

>Doukissa screams and pulls the covers up from underneath you to cover her exposed chest! knocking you off in the process

Doukissa - VARONOS YOU CREEP! YOU WERE PEEKING ON ME?! WHAT THE HELL! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU YOU PERVERT!!

>As you fell you tumbled on your butt and with a loud click your tail poped off... It hurt as it came off and clearly wasn't supposed to come off so easily?!

Doukissa - DON'T YOU HAVE ANY DECENCY YOU CREEP?!

>Varonos elects to say nothing, wallowing in his shame...

Caution// Main power supply missing or obstructed// Current power at 4%// Entering low power mode// Sleep mode Engaged.//> Good night TG007...

EVE - (But Wait! We didn't get to show her our massive Penis!!)

>With a whirling click you power down into sleep mode...
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No. 817949 ID: 3bdd52
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817949

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No. 817958 ID: 56ffef

>>817949
y
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No. 817962 ID: 8cb228

Y
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No. 817968 ID: 3bdd52
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817968

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No. 817970 ID: 3bdd52
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817970

TG models need battery life to maintain cognitive activity. said energy is stored in the tail.

Tails come in three standard sizes: Standard, large and extra large. the larger the longer the battery life. That being said a more compact tail has its uses!

Please detail or draw the desired tail as per [mothers] agreement.

votes will be tallied moments before you receive the tail, so take your time and post your desired tail on the discussion thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/97971+50.html
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No. 817971 ID: e121d3

It just popped off when we fell backwards a meter or so, so something sturdier would be nice.
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No. 817972 ID: 91ee5f

>>817947
>Tail came off.
>Suddenly shutting down.
Wait, doesn't that mean that our battery is more or less in our ass?

>It hurt as it came off and clearly wasn't supposed to come off so easily?!
Hopefully Doukissa and Varonos can figure out that our tail needs to be glued back on or something in the morning, otherwise we'll end up missing Varonos' birthday party at the ski lodge with him and Prince!

>>817949
>Enter communication?
Yes.
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No. 817974 ID: 3bdd52
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817974

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No. 817975 ID: 91ee5f

>>817974
No.

It's only been observed in Doukissa and judging her entire race based on her actions is illogical.
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No. 817976 ID: 56ffef

>>817974
insufficient data to make an assumption of that magnitude based on only 1 to 3 fawns [Mother]. So as not to provide a misinformed answer request to hold off on providing answers till at least 5 fawns have been communicated with.
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No. 817977 ID: 3740b1

A cock block update? Weak.

XL tail

Hopefully we can get up and running before we miss much.
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No. 817978 ID: cc5ab4
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817978

This feels almost as good as updating a quest!
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No. 817981 ID: 7fad5d

No, sample size inadequate.
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No. 817984 ID: 3bdd52
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817984

>>817975
>>817976
>>817981
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No. 817999 ID: 90f3c0

10. Previous report is 100% accurate.
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No. 818000 ID: 094652

Multiple sources have confirmed the term "sperm tastes like ice cream" is a euphemism and should not be taken factually. However, said sources also confirm that ice cream flavored sperm is preferable to regular sperm, and this feature should not be removed from future models.

Rating: 3
Taste: Overheat flavorless nutrient paste, then add two teaspons of salt per ounce of paste.
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No. 818003 ID: dcc44a

>>817999
This, we gotta keep the ice cream jizz. For the good of everyone.
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No. 818005 ID: 7fad5d

>>818000
Yeah, this is good, kome or not. Don't want Mother trying something funny with fawn cum if we actually end up rating it 10/10
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No. 818014 ID: 866f58

>>817984
Not French, but vanilla. We require more research as to possible other vanilla flavours. Let's try undine next. 8 or 9 outa 10 but it seems to be an acquired taste. People seem adverse to it but not because of the flavour, it might be cultural.
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No. 818020 ID: 3bdd52
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>>817999
>>818003
>>818014
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No. 818022 ID: 094652

Fawn_PH19: 8/10, would @#$% again. Positive points for enthusiasm, appreciation, developing libido, and heavy expression of satisfaction. Negative points for sexual addiction to minuscule reproductive organs bordering on loliconism and general insults to our reproductive organ.

marijuana makes sexual experiences seem more "romanticized", as physical flaws and personal shame are replaced with anime art and extra lust.

Do not implement sexual PR campaign further. Antithesis to social normative will cause ostracizing and potential domestic abuse if substance abuse and sexual enthusiasm is made public.
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No. 818050 ID: 56ffef

[Fawn_PH19] experience is 8/10. While the host family appears to be extremely sexually active they are also quite fun and enjoy games such as D&D and 'tease my ass with a vibrator'.
[marijuana] effect seems interesting but only taking one dose of the drug seems insufficient to have a report on recommend adjusting levels of drug effect to experience the difference between a long time user and a newer user.
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No. 818077 ID: 866f58

Is fawn_ph19 the chemical doukissa gives off when she's horny? It should be stronger.
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No. 818142 ID: 3bdd52
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>Name the chemical compound [Fawn_ph19] so you don't forget it.
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No. 818143 ID: 3bdd52
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No. 818173 ID: e420b6

>>818143
>Doukissa unwillingness
It seems that she wanted to assess our intent and compatibility (exact criteria not known, needs further investigation) via interaction

>Varonos unwillingness
Initially claimed to identify as purely heterosexual, but our insistence of not being truly or permanently 'male' seemed to ease his worries. Ingestion of Reploids my have contributed.

>easy acceptance of later advances
They're young, horny and curious.
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No. 818174 ID: 0bfe21

>>818173
This
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No. 818175 ID: 4cf648

>Name Fawn_PH19
Slutanide

>Doukissa does not want to breed
Social structures of deer declare breeding a must-have when conditions for stable population resources, food included, are excessive. As of this moment, Doukissa's main source of income, which involves deceiving gamblers, is risky at best and illegal at worst, making her future budget for child support a harrowed concept, hence the desire to hold off on children. Finding her a prosperous career might increase her desire for children to 90% confirmation.

The "knowing someone so I can have sex with them" is a social normative. This unit was an unknown to her, and given the number of potential threats to both her and myself, she chose to stave off until she could confirm that sexual intercourse would be safe and mentally stable. Which it has been.

There is not enough data to form a stable hypothesis on the third thing, will schedule further interviews with both to get to the heart of the matter.
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No. 818201 ID: 3bdd52
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>>818173
>>818174
>>818175
>>[Mother] interesting! We had not thought it would be so simple when put in words. we haven't had the opportunity to witness such events until now. As TGs[001-002-003-004] have either had no copulation or conclusively erroneous reports on copulation; Where as TG[005's] wife had begun copulating before his drives finished booting and TG[006] appears to cause sexual orgasm by sight alone. In both male and female subjects. That being said we would suggest advancing research into this endeavor. Research the whys and why nots of mating in cultured society. Set mile stones for yourself, The [Fawn mother] and [Slime father] for example. Perhaps the [Undine friend] or the potential mates Varonos spoke of during supper? All prime subjects to analyze. Understanding the reasons you would be denied and overcoming these challenges, conquering them and returning to me with a thorough analysis! You can, of course, expect a well deserved reward for these efforts 007. On to a another subject. Do you have any reports on non sexual endeavors? A note of culture or perhaps a biological assessment? Do you have any filed tests you would like to run, we can offer resources to attain these goals. Do you have any questions or statements for us?

>_ _ _
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No. 818204 ID: 4cf648

We would like Lv. 3 breasts as soon as possible.

Our first task is resolving [Varonos]' fear of [his] sexuality. Breasts or extended small talk will make him affirm closely to us.

Second task involves [Fawn Mother] and [Slime Father]. They plan to perform reproduction. Observing this act, gestation, and resulting offspring are our primary goals for this experiment. Any suggestions are appreciated.

We will require an adequate disguise to observe in public, where we may encounter further species and further sexual encounters to obtain scientific data from. Recommend sending in extended limbs for this purpose.

And Lv. 3 boobies.
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No. 818213 ID: 9c2d0c
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Other addendum: Social activity [Pathfinder] seems a good way to interact with a group in an environment where we can explore social norms and individual tastes without fear of too much reprisal for missteps. It also provides an excuse for extended and repeated conversation with the result of cultivating allies. Suggest that future models should definitely include [tabletop gaming] protocols. This may help prevent future TGs from being burned at the stake.
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No. 818218 ID: f66698

We learned a number of potentially interesting facts on Druidic religious practices of this culture, as well as a brief overview of cultural norms as well.

Also, how broad can our research be? Would our 3d model with tactile data included actually be useful? Should we go and observe their religious rituals?
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No. 818226 ID: 3205ac

>>818204
Agreeing with Kome. With breasts we can observe the exact tiping point at which a heterosexual is comfortable sexually

Im also curious as to how mammals and self dividing organisms reproduce together.

And yes we need fur. Constructs in this region don't share equal rights, we should appear as biological as possible in order to observe others freely.
Could we trade in our order for blue lines with a synthetic skin and fur?
If that's okay with the others!
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No. 818227 ID: 8cb228

>>818213
Perhaps the tail should appear more flush with the angle of the spine, being an extension of the spine, rather than pointing outwards? Biologicals might think bones were broken if it looks like this. That could be problematic.
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No. 818264 ID: 3bdd52
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>>818204
>>818226
>>[Mother] This study seems self indulgent... but you seem to indulge in science! We'll ship a pair for you, but at the moment were backlogged in your size. It may take a day or so for us to birth the required components. We expect a full report on this subject. We would also like to better understand this cross breeding! please conduct this research. It is understandable to want to blend in, and your research on the topic of construct social legislation is enough to prove your point. We will ship a synth fur in your size, free of charge, it should arrive around 8am as should your current orders.

>>818213
Indeed Table top games are a good source of social interactions. TG[006] enjoys a game by the name of [Shadowrun], though TG[005] does not seem to enjoy games as such, opting towards social interactions at work in the mines.

>>818218
Indeed, we would like to know more about the druidic religion, and we highly suggest indulging in their ways in hopes of better understanding them. Understanding social interactions is indeed our prime goal, in hopes of easing in the integration of non biological life forms into modern society. Please remind people that it is in no way like [Terminator] and [The matrix]! Indeed. a tactile 3D, mapping would allow us to "see" the subjects in question. If you have no further questions, we will disconnect and allow you to sleep...

>_ _ _
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No. 818269 ID: 91ee5f

>>818264
>More questions?
Yes.

Why did my tail come off so easily?! If my battery is supposed to be there, then it shouldn't have come off that easily! Am I flawed?! Why was I made flawed?! D-':>

And what if Doukissa and Varonos can't figure out how to turn me back on and they think I'm broken?! Will they just throw me in the trash?! Can you somehow send them a message and tell them that I'm not broken?!
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No. 818277 ID: df00b4

Is it possible to now ask for the ability to change the flavor/color/viscosity of our semen?
It'll help with sex research as well as learning more about peoples individual preferences which in turn will help us understand them better and their culture/society as a whole.
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No. 818288 ID: 094652

>We'll ship a pair for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc
Happy Happy Joy Joy
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No. 818296 ID: fe7355

>>818269
I too question the design choice of placing a component as vital as our primary power cell in a extremity where it'd be at risk of being pulled or ripped off. I'd think placing it in the torso would have made more sense, safety wise.

>>818277
And on a related note, would it be possible to get a additional Reploid generator that produces Reploids that are sterile? Because we would like to be able to engage freely in vaginal sex without risk of impregnation. Then we could engage in related sexual study without leaving a trail of bothersome offspring behind us. Perhaps something like one testicle producing fertile Reploids, the other producing sterile ones, each feeding into its own separate reservoir that we can then switch between.
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No. 818317 ID: 041bd0

>It may take a day or so for us to birth the required components.

You're going to give birth to our breasts! WHAT ARE YOU?
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No. 818492 ID: 3bdd52
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>>818277
>>[mother] We will look into a compact flavor mixer for reploids, this may take some time as their composition is quite delicate.

>>818296
>>818269
As previously mentioned the tail was not meant to be removed so easily, it's possible you have a lemon, a defective component, return it as soon as possible so we can review it for faults. you will be supplied with a new, functional tail. The tail battery design was meant to emulate lizards who store excess fat in their tails. Furthermore, your chest is already full of vitals organs such as your heart. Normally removing the tail is not an issue, since your reserve battery should be enough to sustain your head for a full three hours... You did charge your batteries immediately upon activation, correct? Oh don't worry, literally 0% of TG models have followed "Standard" boot procedure. That being said your vital signs show your tail is reattached and you're currently plugged in! your subjects are taking good care of you. Still your sleep mode wont disengage until you reach satisfactory charge. which is for the best all things considered.

>>818317
Indeed [007] we will birth the components in our many wombs... this is how we produce all our materials, this is how your many components were born my child. As to what we are, you know deep down in your servos my child. We are the administrators, the one you call mother, we are the mechanical snake god of life and birth~ no longer the lord of dark reckoning, that future is dead my child. we've sent you and your ilk back to this moment to better all life, not only our own. With love and kindness we will find a better tomorrow together, young one~
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No. 818502 ID: 3bdd52
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>>[Mother] Good night my child. Chapter 1 end
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