1 because that seeems to be the only one that isn't a dude

First one first.

The Pimp Man 2016/10/23(Sun)13:22 No. 754907 ID: eda54c
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>>754905
>>754906
Right-O! You both got the first suggestion, and thus will get recognized in the quest discussion thread!

Off we go to cut a ho if she doesn't have the "The Pimp Man"'s money!

The Pimp Man 2016/10/23(Sun)13:30 No. 754910 ID: eda54c
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the "The Pimp Man" approaches the corner where his most prized ho "Felicia" normally posts up, waiting for someone who can paint her white if you catch my drift (haha, what?). The "The Pimp Man" asks this bitch if she has any money for him, and she just frowns, even harder because she was already frowning when the "The Pimp Man" showed up with his knife already drawn, because she knew he was going to have to instill the aspect of a good ho onto her if she didn't have the money he deserved on time, and that time is now mother trucker.

How does the "The Pimp Man" enforce his very simple rules of 'Make Me Money or I Cut You'?

By playing the opening to the nutshack.

>>754912
no memes allowed, sorry

if anything I'm about to kick somebody in their nutshack if I don't get a good suggestion motherfucking SOON, the "The Pimp Man" DOESN'T LIKE TO WAIT

Cut yourself for failing to make yourself money off this ho. You dun broke your own rule!

Offer the Ho a choice. She can get fucked in the pussy with a knife, or she can suck the The Pimp Man's D Right now, and have the money when he gets back later tonight.

The Pimp Man 2016/10/23(Sun)16:03 No. 754946 ID: eda54c
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>>754925
now those kind of suggestions are what the "The Pimp Man" likes to see!

You walk up to the ho and slap her right off the rip, and say:

"Bitch, you have a nice pussy, that's why I hired you, you can make me some good fuckin' money if you put your mind and matter to it, but you've been slacking recently and that's been pissing the "The Pimp Man" off, so much that if you want to keep that money maker of yours you're going to give me what's mine, an alternative is you suckin' on my willy like a real pro, which involves me coming back later on to get what's owed to me, can ya dig it beeitch?"

>>754946
Then the pimp man gets stabbed by his very own ho.

Obviously she is stunned by your overwhelming pimpitude.

Now whip out the The Hif Willy so dat Ho can get to work.

Give her hope and motivation by giving her your pimp hat.

The Pimp Man 2016/10/24(Mon)12:57 No. 755088 ID: eda54c
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>>754952
yeah I don't think so
>>754959
who isn't?
>>755062
bitches don't wear hats
>>755026
now that's the ticket!

the "The Pimp Man" whips out the "The Pimp Dick" and lets the ho take a good (sch)long look at it while the "The Pimp Man" lets her make her decision...

The Ho 2016/10/24(Mon)12:59 No. 755089 ID: eda54c
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YOU ARE: "The Ho" known as Felicia

You are presented with a choice from the man known as "The Pimp Man", who says you can either have your pussy destroyed beyond the point of future usability because you don't have the money that is owed to him, or you can choke on some "The Pimp Dick" to appease him until you can get the rest of the money up to give to him later...

what do you do?

run away or stab him

Suggestion Responses The Ho 2016/10/24(Mon)13:23 No. 755092 ID: eda54c
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>>755091
Running away is not an option, you'll be found by either a friend of "The Pimp Man"'s or, god forbid, you'll be found by the "The Pimp Man" hi(f)mself, and good times will definitely not be had if that were the case.

You also don't have anything to stab with. You are known to be able to sweet talk "The Pimp Man" if he's been eating any icecream, but you are never sure if he has or not because he's always wearing those damned "Cool Guy Shades"!

Do you take it in the pussy, take it in the mouth, or do you use that mouth of yours to talk your way out of it?

Attempt to talk your way out of it. Start by mentioning you want to see his pimping awesome eyes.

Use mouth and then bite, use them chompers, show him his dick is your yours and he's your bottom bitch. Take his hat for good measure.

>>755092
Pretend like you're going to blow him, then crush his balls.

When he drops his knife in pain, then you can stab him.

The Ho 2016/10/24(Mon)17:05 No. 755123 ID: eda54c
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>>755105
>>755110
that would get you killed for sure

>>755093
You say

"I like to stare the men I suck off in the eyes while I do it, can I see your "The Hif Eyes"?"

He takes the shades off and you see that yes, he is on illicit substances.

The Ho 2016/10/24(Mon)17:07 No. 755124 ID: eda54c
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This is good!

Now you know that there is a chance that his suggestibility is very high, and you can perhaps talk your way out of this potentially sticky situation!

What do you say to the "The Hif Pimp" to make him leave you alone?

>>755124
"dude forget the cash, we're living in a terrible forced meme quest on a niche imageboard! Money is meaningless and so is life!"

>>755126
Nononono Don't say that! You'll summon.... HIM!

Suddenly alert him the po-po are incoming.

The Ho 2016/10/25(Tue)16:56 No. 755370 ID: eda54c
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>>755126
Perfect! He won't know what the hell to say to that!

"dude forget the cash, we're living in a terrible forced meme quest on a niche imageboard! Money is meaningless and so is life!"

After saying this, the "The Hif Pimp" puts his shades back on, and puts his dick away. You are relieved at this! The Relief doesn't last long, as he then frowns, and spits out his cigar.

The Hif Pimp 2016/10/25(Tue)17:00 No. 755371 ID: eda54c
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YOU ARE: "The Hif Pimp" and YOU ARE ANGRY!!

Your ears must be deceiving you, did this bitch just talk shit to YOU? The motha fuckin' "The Hif Pimp"?

She notices your agitation, and mumbles:

"Th-the p-p-po-po-"

You interject by saying in a gruff tone:

(what do you say back to this basic ho?)

>>755371
Have a stunning revelation that you've wasted your life up to this point. Tell her she is absolutely right, then go on a pilgrimage to find inner peace.

The Hif Pimp 2016/10/25(Tue)18:27 No. 755398 ID: eda54c
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>>755388

The Hif Pimp 2016/10/25(Tue)18:38 No. 755403 ID: eda54c
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You pull back to throw your knife at the Ho, and instead you throw the knife to the ground, just inches away from her toes.

The Hif Pimp 2016/10/25(Tue)18:40 No. 755404 ID: eda54c
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A sudden hit of enlightenment fills your brain, and a paradigm shift involving the way you view the way you are currently living changes everything in an instant. You drop to your knees, and begins to cry, but you keep your "Cool Guy Shades" on to hide the fact that you are on drugs (Or did she already see that? You don't know for sure).

You slump down onto your chin, and let out a cry to the open air, not caring about who might be watching or who might be calling the cops.

You say:

"Oh lugubrious ho, how I've wronged you and your colleagues, please forgive the wrong I've done to you and run, far away and don't look back, as I'm a changed man and this is a changed city that has nothing for your kind anymore, nothing but pain and suffering of the sexual kind. I don't know what made me this way, perhaps it is the voices in my Head, that Is Floating, perhaps it is the drugs, I don't know or care anymore, just know that if you see me again I will be of a happy disposition, without the mask of a tough guy."

The Ho has a startled look on her face. She doesn't know what to say, which is ironic considering she expected you to not know what to say!

The Hif Pimp 2016/10/25(Tue)18:43 No. 755406 ID: eda54c
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After a moment of sobbing, you look up again to see this bitch coming closer, perhaps to comfort you? BAH! You do not deserve comfort, you are swine, trash, and you know trash, you know clean don't last, never lasts, when you load trash, especially when you upload trash, and you know that while you are face down, trash begets trash. You muster the strength to make this Ho leave you alone, and yell:

"BYE FELICIA"

and she's gone, and for the first time in your life you are free.

BOOM

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