Is it odd I'm vaguely looking forward to seeing Chinzebeth naked? Bring on the wrinkly old bitch titties, I say!

>>135422
given the poll results, apparently it isn't odd at all . . .

Okay nevermind, it looks like Raschid is in the best position to follow up on her own attack. A one-two magic hand punch?

Skalda should put that chain to good use and hook herself across the gap to chase Chinzebeth.

It's funny just how different the experiences Chinzebeth is having in her own quest and the strip poker invitationals are.

In one she's having a jolly old time petting dogs and indulging in alchoholic beverages. In the other she's being assaulted, having her wig blown up and dignity robbed, and is cursing the uselessness of her soldiers. Near-polar opposite experiences.

>>135541
She is in a less stressful situation in strip poker.

Now's your chance, Falune! Dive bomb the queen!

HA! The invaders have almost won! Now all Raschid needs to do is stand on the bridge between where Chinzebeth, and the royal guards are to block the royal guards from coming over to his side of the building while Skal and Fallune dogpiles on her, and this game is as good as ours!

Oh yeah, he should attack the queen after he moves on the bridge to block the way.

For being a worthy conduit of the dark ones' will, Raschid, the next blow is yours.
(Also, I'm just glad Falune was able to get some small revenge instead of being curbstomped.)

When is Grimothy showing up?

>>135775
next battle

>>135778
I really wonder if the queen will be in any condition for another battle!
If Skalda can hijack the hover throne, that would be an amusing capture for this turn. Of course if she can’t, she can always just steal another piece of the queen’s clothing. Keep it up, champions of Lung!

The queen is exposed! Are we going to get to see Chinzebeth’s royal bits in all their glory?

>>135912
probably?

Raschid, remind them all who wields the dark powers of clothing destruction and fry Chinz’s remaining defenses.

Falune, descend screaming upon Chinzebeth in a blaze of glory! Your revenge is almost in reach...

Don't forget to give Chinz one more for the road, Raschid.

Skalda, where does Chinzebeth think she's going? Get over here!

>>136897
Agreed, although the queen might be too far away. Unless maybe we can get Skalda to move towards the queen and then throw her melee weapon at the queen like a projectile as hard as she can?

>>136900

Might as well take a wild shot. The most valued target is on their last hit and is about to get away. It honestly wouldn't be a bad move even if she needed to roll a 20 to hit. The potential gain is just that viable.

Does fallune have projectiles? Shoot at the queen if so!

>>136917
Falune only has melee attacks

Going all in. Skalda, get the queen!

Raschid: I think Gerbera is the one closest to be defeated. Finish her off!

Falune, take Pawkaf down with you. Or, assuming Falune goes down first, Raschid should fire on her while tactically advancing to the rear to keep her distance.

Discretion is the better part of valor, Skalda. Continue the hunt for the queen elsewhere.

>>137405
Why do you keep posting suggestions in here?

>>137407
Because this is where we suggest courses of action for the raiders.

Raschid: with three against one, you're probably going to go down sooner or later. So might as well take one of them down with you

I think Gerbera has the lowest hp. Attack her while you retreat!

5 slots currently open! AlphaLurker 2022/11/14(Mon)17:39 No. 138496 ID: 9b127b
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here are currently 5 slots up for grabs, 1 Commando slots and all 4 invader slots.
these slots will cost 30USD, (future slots may be more expensive)
Benefits
-You are guaranteed at least three(4) black and white sketch images of your characters

Weapon option, you can now choose between a dedicated melee weapons, a standard range weapon and a volatile ranged weapon.
pre-existing characters can swap weapons as desired

If you'd like to reserve a slot please comment bellow, stating which slot(s) you would like.
first comments will be favored if slots run out
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if you have any other questions feel free to ask.

>>138496
Sign me back up wearing whatever ridiculous outfit I managed to scavenge/steal from the Chinzebeth tourist trap merchandise shop!

>>138496

I'd like to claim an invader slot!

Forgot to post here. Reserving a spot for Invader.

A single Commando slot remains

Are there any mechanical benefits to reviving an attendant compared to bringing in a new one, or is the difference purely cosmetic? The benefit then being that you get a character you liked back.

>>138516
I'm assuming people we revive comes back with whatever weapon they had, which is why the extra 5 points. If it's the case, I'll gladly change my vote to bring back Kog over one ranged weapon and new guy

but we'll need Lonelyworld's confirmation on this.

yes revived minions will return with whatever they left the battle with

Since nobody claimed it for this long, I'm going to claim the final Commando slot to bring Snowpea back into battle.

Invaders have 140 points to spend!

by default they'll all be spent on minions for 5 points each

any minion can be revived for 15 points (and will grow stronger and have a weapon)
Falune can be revived for 50 points, (and might grow strong or have better weapons)

Minions include:
Titegga
Ashenclaw
Letherine
Yethen
Sedsed
Sawrog

Let's bring back Falune. He's a bulky dude, it'll do us well to get him back as a wall. (50 Points)

As for minions to revive:

-Titegga - THE OATHBREAKER! No longer bound to HONKs, her true power has been released.
-Ashenclaw - THE SLAYER OF HUMPHREY DUMPHREY! This beautiful creature has rid the world of a great horror, and truly deserves better than to become another statistic in Crispen's victory streak.
-Letherine - THE INSTANTLY DEFEATED! Honestly, I just feel bad for her. Taken out in one hit by Gerbera's mace before she got to do anything. Let's give her a chance at redemption.
-Sawrog - THE BIAS! Because objectively speaking Yethen got so much more done, but between the two big boys I just like Sawrog more, so screw it I'm suggesting we revived the dude who whiffed every attack, save for a glancing hit on Gerbera. Three failed strikes in a row. At least Sedsed dealt minimal damage with half of his strikes.

So that's four revivals. (50 + 60 = 110 Points)

The rest can be spent on new minions, about 6 of 'em. (110 + 30 = 140 Points)

Falune, Titegga and Yethen, but no more to be revived. Save the rest for new blood. If they need weapons to buy separately, buy one volatile and two standard ranged weapons to share, the rest will be melee.
Elite minions are fine, but quantity has a quality all its own.

>>138620
weapons cannot be purchased by Invaders

>>138618
Definitely bring back Ashenclaw with Bandit!

>>138619
This.

>>138619
I agree with pretty much all of this, though I'd trade Sawrog for some new blood.

Lord Lung: as you and your troops march to the cathedral, order your army to start a battle chant, or song, or sound off to hype them up for the upcoming carnage you all are about to cause, and to strike fear into civilians as you pass by and intimidate your opponents.

I need to design the high priestess (human). anyone have thoughts/ideas/preferences?

>>138888
A long, slim servant of the space pope whose robe has so many ring piercings it looks like a shower curtain.

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Chinzebeth trying out a new look