tippler 2023/05/28(Sun)14:46 No. 139790 ID: 9ea24b
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After finding a quiet corner, Salamence chows down on the mysterious object.

Salamence has learned Flamethrower! He can't stop spewing flames! Also his tummy hurts.

(1/2) Apples 2023/05/28(Sun)18:40 No. 139791 ID: 3c7c24
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"Keep up, Scrimbalt. I hope you appreciate the trouble I went through to get the manager to fix the rules so you could come in. Try not to embarrass me while I'm on the prowl."

(2/2) Apples 2023/05/28(Sun)18:40 No. 139792 ID: 3c7c24
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"Y-yes, mistress."

Kayk and Gecko 2023/06/03(Sat)14:18 No. 139825 ID: 783c41
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Gecko: You first, Kayk! You know how to swim, right?

Kayk: Sort of? I mean, I mostly float, so-

Gecko: Sink or swim, sis!

Kayk: AAHHH! Look out below!

SPLOOSH

Kayk: Cold! Cold! Cold!

RHBDS: Warm. Warmer. Warmer…

Gnoll 2023/06/03(Sat)17:01 No. 139826 ID: ca2950
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Alex: "So what's the deal with this place?"

Keimi: "I don't know, but only dragons and kobolds are allowed in without being eaten."

Alex: "I don't want to question your master plan, but we're not those things."

Keimi: "Yeah, but after some research and translation, I discovered that this is what a kobold looks like."

Alex: That's just some guy."

Keimi: "Exactly. Nobody will suspect a thing. They'll never be able to tell we're not kobolds."

tippler 2023/06/04(Sun)20:23 No. 139828 ID: 9ea24b
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>>139769
"Sir! I need your strongest Dragonizing Potion so I can graphically eat that cute couple. It's urgent!

Silly Zealot 2023/06/05(Mon)00:13 No. 139829 ID: dd4f2c
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Nate: My potions are too strong for you, traveller! You could not handle being a dragon, let alone a man! You are a rascal with no respect for knights, no respect for anything, except your hunger.

Cyrus: Ey, who told you you can set up shop here, you canned monkey? Get the fuck outta here.

Nate: Proverbially bite me, chin pubes.

LW 2023/06/05(Mon)07:15 No. 139831 ID: 9b127b
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Princess Reefa: "this is a splendid castle I really must give my compliments to the architects!"
Reefa looks about: "I heard tell that there are other princesses about, I hope they aren't too busy managing festival affairs' and we'll have time to exchange notes on prospective policy, future governance and ambassadorial responsibilities!"

Bright Eyes 2023/06/06(Tue)01:48 No. 139832 ID: a7a180
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<Ooh, potionzzz. Bright Eyes become dragon! Breathe fire, crush, kill, dezztroy! Give, now!>

Bright Eyes 2023/06/06(Tue)01:48 No. 139833 ID: a7a180
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<What… what izz this? Bright Eyes... dragonfly? No fair! Am still zmall! And not breathe fire! Zzztupid potion seller! Need zztrongest potion!>

tippler 2023/06/06(Tue)16:37 No. 139836 ID: 9ea24b
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>>139829
John is a bit taken aback. Hasn't this armored fellow learned of yes, and? Luckily the long orange dragon still seems on board.

Here's yer potion, go nuts.

tippler 2023/06/06(Tue)16:38 No. 139837 ID: 9ea24b
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John fiddles with the cork until it pops free, then takes a mighty swig of potion.

tippler 2023/06/06(Tue)16:39 No. 139838 ID: 9ea24b
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Wow! He's turned into a moderately sized skeletal dragon. John can't wait to eat some hapless passerby as fatally as possible.

EDMNGO - ID:0838d6 2023/06/06(Tue)20:30 No. 139841 ID: 38349b
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Adriana: My sister always said these days were super cool.
Adriana: Only Kobolds and dragons allowed huh?
Adriana: Those are beast-kin, not even kobolds...
Adriana: I'm 1/64th dragon, if they're allowed in then I'll be fiiiiiiine!!
Adriana: No one would ever eat someone as irreplaceable as me!

Adriana proceeds to enter the park, lit cigarette, cop uniform, and all, ignoring the recently-dragonized cannibal.

Jynn 2023/06/07(Wed)18:06 No. 139845 ID: a7a180
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This costumed performer gig seems easy. You get to stretch your legs, spend all day in a theme park, and your training was just memorizing a few lines to say to guests. Why’d they mention hazard pay, anyway?

Princess Layla: “Oh no, I have a bad feeling. Help me, Toby Kwan Jabroni, you’re my only hope.”

tippler 2023/06/10(Sat)16:49 No. 139854 ID: 9ea24b
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>>139841
John spots a good candidate for devouring and pounces on Adriana from behind, going for the immediate kill.

tippler 2023/06/10(Sat)16:51 No. 139855 ID: 9ea24b
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He scorches off the clothes and fur off the carcass before gutting it and burying the organs.

tippler 2023/06/10(Sat)16:51 No. 139856 ID: 9ea24b
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What a feast! John is very satisfied with his dragon adventure.

oh no, HF has been suddenly summoned to another thread, leaving that sweet dragon mascot outfit unattended!

Skalda 2023/06/21(Wed)23:09 No. 139897 ID: a7a180
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Skalda: Why hello there, Princess Reefa. Please, allow me to escort you to the VIP princess lounge, where there will be tea and talk about policies and stuff. I just need you to get into this nice silk-lined sack for me, so I can carry you there in luxury and comfort.

LW 2023/06/29(Thu)13:18 No. 139933 ID: 9b127b
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>>139897
Princess Reefa: "Oh please, I've been well educated on princess safety and not being kidnapped, so crawling into a sack is right out, besides sacks are not even very comfortable even when made out of silk, nor do I particularly care for tea"

Nate White 2023/07/02(Sun)10:27 No. 139945 ID: 48c015
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Oh, no! Nate sees Reefa in the middle of a clear attempt at kidnapping, and enters a state of intense inner turmoil.

On the one hand, he feels compelled to rescue her because she is a princess; on the other, he hates her because she is a dragon.

His knightly brain begins to overheat and his helmet starts turning as red as his plume.

What must he doooooo?!

>>139945
Clearly you must kidnap her yourself.

When a knight kidnaps a princess, it's called "rescuing."

Rescue her but

It's not because you

Like her or anything.

...b-baka

(1/4) Apples 2023/07/09(Sun)21:15 No. 140012 ID: e9ee7a
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Horny Dragon: "Oh boy oh boy! Now that I'm a dragon, I can finally experience Dragon Park as a guest and not as an employee!"

SPH-Dragon-Chan: "Ugh, it's even bigger now."

Violetbold: "lol I'm a kobold!"

(2/4) Apples 2023/07/09(Sun)21:15 No. 140013 ID: e9ee7a
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SUDDENLY!


Horny Dragon: "Owie owie ow!"

(3/4) Apples 2023/07/09(Sun)21:15 No. 140014 ID: e9ee7a
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Gorgol: "Hey! I've been looking all over for you! You're supposed to be working the gate!"

Horny Dragon: "B-but... Me dragon!"

Gorgol: "So am I! Do you think that means I get to slack off? Get back to work! I'm docking you half a day's pay."

(4/4) Apples 2023/07/09(Sun)21:15 No. 140015 ID: e9ee7a
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It's Dragon Day (sob)
It's Dragon Day (sniffle)
Come on down (sob) for Dragon Day...

Apples 2023/07/10(Mon)18:31 No. 140020 ID: 3d7b4d
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Meanwhile in the locker room...

And then the dragons showed why they're still on top by using magitek to steal his penis.

...Where's Ceridwen?

Skalda 2023/07/10(Mon)23:02 No. 140023 ID: a7a180
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>>139933

“Oh well, I tried asking nicely!”

Skalda thrusts the bag over Princess Reefa’s head and hoists her over her shoulder, running off towards Hoard Mountain.

“Wahaha! I claim the first princess of Dragon Day!
Oh, and don’t worry, princess - I made sure to get a fireproof, tear-resistant bag. Don’t squirm around too much, now!”

Nate White 2023/07/11(Tue)20:04 No. 140024 ID: 48c015
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Fast as a mexican mouse, Nate jumps up and snatches the PRINCESS off of Skalda's vile claws.

Nate White 2023/07/11(Tue)20:08 No. 140025 ID: 48c015
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Nate lifts the sack holding his quarry, I mean distressed damsel, baka, and stands triumphantly in defiance of all things vile and kindnappy.

Nate White 2023/07/11(Tue)20:11 No. 140026 ID: 48c015
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But only for a moment, for there is little time to spare, and so the little knight quickly turns and walks away from the nefarious raider.

Nate White 2023/07/11(Tue)20:13 No. 140027 ID: 48c015
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...For like half a block.

After which, the initial rush of the daring rescue begins wearing off, and gravity starts deciding that Reefa likes the ground.

ATTENTION FOUL BEAST I MEAN FAIR MAIDEN DESPITE MY STATURE I ASSURE YOU I AM INDEED A MALIGNANT DRAGON AND NOT A BRAVE KNIGHT SAVING YOU I MEAN SLAYING I MEAN OH GOD NO HER HEAD IS HITTING THE GROUND WHAT DO I DO

Anet and Jaina 2023/07/11(Tue)22:33 No. 140029 ID: a7a180
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Jaina: "We’re still coming to these holiday threads for snacks? I keep telling you, it’s dangerous to be near tallmen when they’re hungry."

Anet: "Oh relax, we only had the one incident where we almost got snacked on. Everything’s been fine since then!"

J: "Almost? You must have been too drunk to remember it, but I was literally drunk! And then I woke up in an underground labyrinth, and… Let’s just say Myrins became a playable species afterward."

A: "Whaaat, I'm sure it was just a big miscommunication! I just asked the nice lady to put me down, and she did! We had a great time hanging out together."

J: "Well the rules for this event were very clear, and we're not- oh, bugger. Bugger. Run!"

Anet 2023/07/11(Tue)22:33 No. 140030 ID: a7a180
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"Huh? Why are you running, sis? …Was it something you ate?"

(1/3) Apples 2023/08/14(Mon)08:24 No. 140324 ID: 435f13
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Meanwhile...

Gob: "One funnel cake, my good kobold!"

Kobold: "Coming right up, ma'am!"

Gob: "Normally I wouldn't eat sweets, but I'm celebrating today, you see. I've just graduated Dragon Law school so I'm celebrating."

Gob: "I'm going to be a patent attorney."

(2/3) Apples 2023/08/14(Mon)08:24 No. 140325 ID: 435f13
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Gob: "Oof!"

(3/3) Apples 2023/08/14(Mon)08:24 No. 140326 ID: 435f13
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Gob: "Goodness me, I seem to have become covered in powdered sugar!"

tippler 2023/08/14(Mon)10:50 No. 140327 ID: 9ea24b
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As the kobold rummages around the booth, he continues to swing his tail into the containers of condiments and toppings that make funnel cakes great. Gob is covered with chocolate sauce, strawberry slices, and thick dollops of whipped cream. At one point he even knocks a novelty Princess dress onto Gob, which adheres to her sticky skin.

tippler 2023/08/14(Mon)10:50 No. 140328 ID: 9ea24b
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Berry Blast: M-must, resist–!

tippler 2023/08/14(Mon)10:51 No. 140329 ID: 9ea24b
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Gob: Oh dear! Somehow I’ve landed on this giant plate. I must look like a total snack right now ha ha.

tippler 2023/08/14(Mon)10:51 No. 140330 ID: 9ea24b
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Berry Blast: I’M SORRY GOB AHHHHHHHHH

Berry Blast unhinges her jaw and swallows Gob whole. The blue dragon tastes exquisite.

tippler 2023/08/14(Mon)10:51 No. 140331 ID: 9ea24b
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Gob dissolves in Berry Blast’s stomach. She feels no pain and forgives Berry Blast, since Berry Blast is her good friend.

Gob: At last…

(1/2) Apples 2023/08/14(Mon)11:24 No. 140332 ID: 435f13
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Berry Blast: "Gob is dead! Gob remains dead. And we have killed her. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has been digested in our goo belly. What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Gobs simply to appear worthy of it?"

(2/2) Apples 2023/08/14(Mon)11:27 No. 140334 ID: 435f13
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Kobold: "Funnel cake is up!"

Berry Blast: "Ooh! Right here!"