>>56728
In the words of One, He Who Is The Boss, Lord of Phalanges, Leader of Men, "Your name is spelled wrong."

>>56738
So is OVERLORD's; I thought it was a tgchan thing, guess I was wrong.

There should be an additional anecdote: MORTALS don't dare say anything.

Everyone else gets ignored.

:P

>>56739
OVERLORD has a cool hat.

TWELVTH on the other hand, is just a One Wannabe. One was here first, and he dislikes the association with Cute Violence.

>>56816
Pretty much all it means is there's eleven of us in between.

I didn't know this was here, err...
Right so I think Mewlik should be given a quest to gather 3 objects cursed by us, the gods, that if united can stop an apocalyptic event.
>Only Mewlik can safely carry these items without being turned in a monster
>First item
>>is in the hands of a Drow cult that is terrorizing a city-state on the surface
>>most victims who touch the item turn into skinny-fast version of themselves

what should the first item actually be?

>>56844
I don't know what item would be good, I could say a hat but he already got one. However the other side of my portal should be a good place for Mewilk to start looking for it.

>>56845
What if we went with a helmet?
helmets are like hats

ONE just doesn't want to admit that TWELVTH fulfills an otherwise lacking yet necessary function.

Besides, violence is ADORABLE.

"There is no wrath like a woman scorned."

Scorned women are also adorable.


Our champion already has two mystic artifacts... but we can always arrange for something/one to remove them from him.

If he can't fix that on his own, what good is he anyways?

At some point in time I'm going to insist he fights/befriends a giant crab.

I would like to resubmit for your consideration the MONOCLE of SCRYING. A classy accessory that not only grants See invisible, and darkvision, but can also zoom in on far away objects and whose mighty gaze can pierce through even the thickest of walls.

>>56846

HERESY

I HEREBY DECLARE THAT MY FOLLOWERS WILL KILL YOURS ON SIGHT

I love you guys.

>>56863
I would have thought it would be Hat's followers that would take umbridge with that sentiment. No offense, dude but aren't all your worshippers fat lazy bastards covered in Cheeto dust?

>>56869
So he is the god of neckbeards?
You should listen to him then, he has the most power among everyone here.

>>56846
As I said, he already has a hat, no need to downgrade to a tacky helmet.

>>56887
You dare insult OVERLORD's helmet? Both you and Twelvth shall FACE MY WRATH. Great work on breaking up the pantheon, you insolent fools. Now Mewlik's gonna get conflicting instructions even more often!

Anonymous 2012/07/07(Sat)15:53 No. 56889 ID: da4bc3
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>>56888
...I kinda wish this to not be a joke, a broken pantheon in the middle of the quest could prove more interesting than a unified one. However I also get vibes from the TES universe's pantheon where everyone is a dick to each other most of the time.

>Fuck you Boethiah those are my followers!
>Suck it Bal, they're mine now.

>>56888
I wouldn't dare insult Overlord's helmet, that thing is classy enough to be an honorary hat. But in general helmets aren't good enough to stand up to the pure class contained in a Top Hat

You're all morons.

Anonymous 2012/07/07(Sat)16:36 No. 56893 ID: da4bc3
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>>56891
>But in general helmets aren't good enough to stand up to the pure class contained in a Top Hat

Even hispanic ones?

I said in general, I accept the fact that there are exceptions.

>>56895
Too late, cur. We are at war. I've had my eye on your portfolio since you appeared. Soon, I shall RULE this pantheon! In concert with my fellow gods Elephant Guy and OVERLORD. Cruxador can come too.

Elephant Guy 2012/07/07(Sat)17:40 No. 56902 ID: 68852c
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>>56888

I'm in war with you too now. prepare to face the wrath of one hundred million neckbeards. none of which, I might add, have showered within two months.

>>56893

Spanist hats > Spanish helmets.

for irrefutable proof, refer to the attached image.

>>56892

uh huh. we're all immature little children who are pitiful and stupid and ugly and you're the exception that makes the rule.

complementary eye rolling not included.

Anonymous 2012/07/07(Sat)17:49 No. 56904 ID: da4bc3
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>>56902
>for irrefutable proof, refer to the attached image.

That's a mexican sombrero...

Also why can't we have both?
Quixote did.

OVERLORD!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/07/07(Sat)17:57 No. 56905 ID: 9fa28e
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Well I'd like to be the god of Subjugation, war and death. That sort of thing.

Anybody can follow me, but the more blood they spill, the more favour I have with them. I would put a lot of value in their loyalty, as well.

I don't think I'd have a holiday, but maybe warriors could pray to me for victory at their pre-battle feasts.

My banner would be a clawed gauntlet. Pic is an example, but variations would inevitably occur.

My favoured weapon is a morning star or flail.

>>56905
Followers examples include Erio I pressume?

>>56902
>>56899
>>56863

I want to join in on the fighting, but I don't actually have a lot of followers on land. So I think I'll make it so that when any of your followers attempt to eat crabs it'll go bad. Not shrimp crayfish or lobster though. I don't want to deprive them of all types of tasty crustaceans.

Fun thing about wars, they are good for both travel and trade. People travel from one place to the next to either continue it or to flee it, roads and paths are made, destroyed, and rebuilt to progress and halt the war, and the selling of supplies, armaments and gear are a source of great profit for merchants. Then you have bards who see the war, get inspired, and then travel to tell their tales. Even the after effects of war are nice since people will need to ship and move supplies to rebuild the war torn lands and people move around more.

So yeah, war? Lovely thing. Keeps the blood flowing and makes things happen? Would I participate? Not really, fighting isn't in my portfolio. Though I will watch and keep the roads running and the trade flowing.

So, One declared war on me and Elephant Guy is my ally? I do not seek conflict but if this is how things have to be then so be it.

>>56902
WELL JUST SEE IF YOU EVER GO IN THE OCEAN AGAIN.

HMPH.

>>56905
You're adorable. Let's hook up.

>>56899

I'm just saying, there's a probably a good reason ONE's imagery just seems to be a hand is all. Compensating.

You guys are getting a bit overly silly.

>>56844
Gloves make awesome artifacts. But if we're going for a speed item, it should be a piece of the moon pulled from its reflection in mercury.

I guess I'd like this portfolio: Harvest, Plants, Forest.

Worshiper being Farmers, Lumberjacks, and Woodsmen

Holidays being harvest celebrations.

One 2012/07/08(Sun)12:41 No. 56932 ID: cf49fc
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>>56923
Trout, I suggest an alliance. Together, we could CRUSH these insignificant fools.
>>56926
At least I don't make dick jokes. And a hand is a far better symbol than a smile, as this picture shows.

Guys, I have an Idea. Lets have our boy travel across the world to seek out cultures of each of our followers. Like he goes down a shaft and meets some dwarves for o and goes to the bottom of a bay for Trout and Pillbug.

Them he meets with their spritual leader, gets an artifact, and convinces them to pledge their allegiance of something to him and maybe gets another sidekick!

We'll get to travel the world like a proper adventure and Mewilk'll get fame, glory, followers and power!

>>56932
What? Dick jokes? Who does that? That's not very ladylike. How dare you use that sort of language!

Anonymous 2012/07/08(Sun)20:08 No. 56943 ID: da4bc3
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>>56934
That does seems more interesting. However I would leave the whole artifact seeking & allegiance pledging aside. It has been proven that the power of the gods can bring objects into existence at will so there is no real reason to make him run around in circles searching for doohickeys unless it is for exterminating their existence due to them being too dangerous on the mortal realm (actually this could prove better than the former idea I think) also it seems pointless or not necessary to make everyone pledge their allegiance to him, he may be the chosen in favour of all the gods in the known pantheon, but that doesn't mean he should be revered as one of the gods themselves, otherwise he wouldn't learn a thing from this journey.

>>56932
Oh hell no, I'm staying out of this. You're still all morons.

>>56943
The point of sending him to go get stuff would be for the journey, not for the stuff. Hell, the stuff could be anything, even just some colored orbs that don't do anything.

And him getting fealty doesn't make him a god, it makes him an emperor. Which we've pretty much agreed to do already. Personally, I think that's more useful than macguffinquest; just send Mewilk to every power in the world and have him personally subjugate them.

>>56943
Well we've got to do something with him. Making him unite all the little squabling squab's is a good way to keep him occupied.

Maybe we can make a big monster for him to destroy or something.

>>56949

Correction: Him gathering people to plead on his favor doesn't makes him necesairly fealty, maybe a tyrant if subjugation is to be used and indeed an emperor if his allies are many and support him. However, religion has little to do with leadership, and being a leader doesn't turns you inmediately or necesairly into a man of faith. If he is to be an emperor let him explore beyond first as an emperor without knowledge of it's domain, surroundings, allies and enemies is as good as dead.

>The point of sending him to go get stuff would be for the journey, not for the stuff. Hell, the stuff could be anything, even just some colored orbs that don't do anything.

The problem being exactly that. The Mcguffin might be useless and thus the quest may seem empty, I'm not against him questing for items just so he can gain wisdom from the travels but if they are to just carry dust it would be pointless and it would be best if the items instead of being carried to be destroyed(thing I already mentioned), heck maybe even giving a new purpose to the dagger, say that the items can only be truly destroyed by that dagger's sharp edge.

>>56950

>Making him unite all the little squabling squab's is a good way to keep him occupied.

Indeed, never was against it and can put him in good word if he is to rise into power.


>Maybe we can make a big monster for him to destroy or something.

Would make things too easy.

>>56960
>Him gathering people to plead on his favor doesn't makes him necesairly fealty, maybe a tyrant if subjugation is to be used and indeed an emperor if his allies are many and support him.
Uh... check your grammar and definitions because this sentence doesn't make any sense to me.

>[throwing monsters at him] Would make things too easy.
Use a bigger monster?

>>56971
Look, everyone, there's only one thing Mewlik should be doing in the current circumstances: Make the gods stop fighting by forcibly uniting all their followers.

Anonymous 2012/07/09(Mon)10:37 No. 56987 ID: da4bc3
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>>56986
The god of competition itself speaking of unity. If there's a hell in this universe it must be freezeing over right now.

Still I'm up for it as it can enclose all of the previously mentioned points if played right.

>>56987
Huh? Sorry for the intrusion, beings of high self-esteem, but don't you need unity to have a proper competition?

>>56990
Ideally? yes.
For what I meant? no.

>>56949
>>56950
That's a good idea. Screw the artifacts, we can just give them to him whenever. Lets go have him kills monsters that are threatening the assorted favored peoples and destroy unholy relics that are blighting the land.

>>56997
Destroying unholy artifacts may just corrupt everything around ground zero, as Morgoth did when he dumped his essence into Middle Earth. I suggest we sequester the artifacts somewhere safe, and completely worthless. Such as Twelvth's country.

>>57018
No need to destroy for the other gods, I already got a cursed item available. You see one of my followers actually had the guts of calling a helmet the, quote, "ultimate hat"... I might have overreacted just a little bit and turned it into an artefact of doom that now rules the land and keeps its maker locked down in the dungeon.

>>57018
After everything we've been through together? Is that how you think of me? Safe and useless? I WORK and I DRUDGE, but it's never good enough for you, is it? Mr. "loneliest number ONE". You know, numbers would be completely pointless if we didn't have any more after! There are many traditional units of measure that operate on base twelve, and the dozenal system is really quite effective!

*huff*

Although I guess if it's for YOU, deary, I wouldn't mind taking in the cursed artifacts around, I'm just not sure what good the god of BEAUTY would be for protecting things, so I doexpect all the rest of you to contribute too...

>>57022
You are NOT the god of beauty. You're the god of Cute Things and Violence, you're a GOD, you can protect the damn things yourself, and finally we aren't in a relationship, you crazy old bat, so stop drunk dialing me at four AM.

And as for you, Hat, don't be so thin brimmed. It's wrong to be so hat-ful towards your fedorers, so if you cap-tinue I'll need to re-block your attempts.

>>57026
Can I be God of Puns too, now?

I just realized something.

we're all morons.

>>57028
I'm not a moron sir, I'm an Asshole.

>>57029

I'm afraid those aren't mutually exclusive.

>>57030
Well, you're going to need to explain the reasoning behind this revelation. I was informed we needed a conflict, so I have done my utmost to inspire one. What have I done wrong then?

>>56728
You see, Beauty is number 1 on my attribute list. Why does it always go overlooked? >>57026
Are- Are you saying you don't find me beautiful!? That's it, we are SO over! You can protect your evil artifacts yourself! Humph!

Besides, mine is a very specialized kind of violence. We are not a THUG, like SOME gods of violence. We're more the vengeance kind.

For some reason no one respects the beautiful things of this world otherwise...

>>57028

Aw, it's okay Elephanty. We love you anyways.

I'm not a moron, I'm a pillbug.

>>57028
It took you this long to realize that?

>>57036

I think you missed the part about me being a moron.

randomeye713 2012/07/11(Wed)00:27 No. 57050 ID: 7fb81d
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Hey i found some images of gods.
I'm not sure what form to take...
I guess I'm in charge of destiny so which one looks that?

>>57050
Time and Justice seem to fit.

>>57050
Well, you are an eye.

Juroko!xtfR9zfaog 2012/07/11(Wed)13:43 No. 57060 ID: 3ae52c
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Considering our young ward is likely going to be doing a lot of traveling, may I recommend one of my personal toys to get him and his party from point A to point B? God of Travel and all.

>>57060
Perhaps, but that thing seems a bit much to give him right off the bat. However speaking of travel, I don't think anyone noticed my portal so I'm not sure what to do with it now...

Anonymous 2012/07/11(Wed)15:36 No. 57064 ID: da4bc3
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>>57031
>I was informed we needed a conflict
...what

>>57062
Where did the other end of the portal led to?

>>57064
A wizard, I highjacked a summoning spell >>>/quest/428607

Anonymous 2012/07/11(Wed)16:25 No. 57066 ID: da4bc3
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>>57065
so it leads to a wizard? or it summons a wizard?
if the former then that is awfully nonspecific, it could be a merfolk wizard for all we know and them spawning in the mi- actually, that sounds awesome. Forget I said a thing, mewilk & co. should totally jump into the hat.

>>57066
The former, basically it replaces whatever the wizard summons with the one(s) using the portal.

If we are talking transportation, we can just inform Kirrel that her rideable doggie is now community property and make it so that it can carry all three of them and go super fast.

>>57070

But Kirrel if already a rideable do...
Oh, uhh...
Nevermind.

I like the suggestion as a kobold dracoboldgon and kobold dragon-loving minor kobold god of kobold-like vindictive chaos and jilted kobold lovers...

...maybe they will be the type of village Mawlik next finds.

>>57065
I think we should give him the Celestial Riding Doggy. Or rather, we should elevate Riding Doggy to Celestial status.

>>57086
let's do it!

>>57085
Kirrel is an ADORABLE doggy. Be nice...

Besides that, I'd be down with enchanting her mount to carry everyone.

>>57086
>>57070
This. We should make the dog huge! And with a golden mane! And give it lots of seats and a little roof on the top.

>>57114
Give it a White hide, with a halo of light and fire, and shining eyes. And great big pointy teeth.

>>57119
The halo sounds a bit excessive. It's just a mount we're talking about here.

>>57085

I think another conspires against me... humourous.

>>57091

I'm not saying she's not adorable as well, I'd say I was being more perverse than mean, and slightly referencing an earlier misunderstanding at the end of the chapter we met her in in a poor attempt at humour. However, Twelvth, I apologise if what this minor kobold god said seemed cruel to you instead, I didn't intend it to be so.

>>57125
Don't apologize to Twelvth. Someone needs to take him down several pegs. Even if that someone is an ordinary kobold who somehow got into our pantheon chambers.

No, no apologies will be accepted. Twelvth will accept only BLOOD.

That said, Twelvth really doesn't personally mind. It's not like there was any sort of infraction occuring. I mean, it's not like there aren't likely a large number of "seamstresses" among Twelvth's followers.

Twelvth also doesn't see how S/He needs to be taken down any pegs. Twelvth doesn't recall being up on any in the first place, but makes a note of ONE being passive aggressive for future revenge purposes.

Twelvth also enjoys self referencing in third person.

>>57114
>>57119
>>57123
I like the idea of Celestial Riding Doggie. So the consensus so far is Large (I was thinking tall and bulky like a rhino or hippo, but longer) with divine coloring. White Fur, Gold mane, powerful jaws with long fangs, Shining red eyes, Halo optional? I'd like him to run faster than a horse and was toying with the idea of jumping enhancements(like how super man used to have super-jumps instead of flying? Think the new John Carter movie if you require a visual). I'd really prefer that he didn't get flying because it seems unsuitable for a hyena doggie, but it's up to consensus decision. Any of you arty folks interested in making us a picture to work off of here in the dis thread?

>>57153
>Large
I was thinking bus-sized.

I also like the idea of running and jumping really well instead of flying. Flying is kinda lame. But we could also make him able to run on clouds, that would be handy.

Nothing has happened for a while now...

we probably ruined it for him.

>>57712
Well, I'm sad now.

Quests die all the time. There isn't necessarily a reason for it.

If you guys want to see another quest like this, I might be able to give a "all suggesters are gods" quest a shot when I consistently live in a house again, probably not more than a few weeks out. It does depend on how much time I have, though, and I can't guarantee it would be great.

I'm working on a update, this quest isn't dead. It is just in a coma like state.

A God Of Vision randomeye713 2012/08/04(Sat)08:10 No. 58075 ID: 7fb81d
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I am a humanoid god with 713 eyes but I don't have all those eyes in me at the same time.I give out my eyes to my followers so that they may truly see. Unfortunately, not all of my followers use the eyes for noble purposes and schisms exist between my worshipers.
My followers are:
>Marksmen-Ninjas
They reduce visibility through smoke screens or by fighting at night so that they can use my eyes to have an advantage over their foe
>Prospector-Priests
They lead colonists to lands that they've seen through their given eye. These priests are highly valued by all kingdoms and their pilgrimages to new lands are always well funded and always re-pay the person investing.
>Scrivener-Guard
No thief can escape their gaze and they are employed to protect important items and people. They are the complete opposite of the ninja-marksmen order

>>58060
Halleluliah! You know, I never really lost faith. Although maybe it would have been easier if we were better at coming to a consensus?

>>58060
And here I thought otherwise.
Glad to see you're still around and kickin'.

>>58060
That is good to hear

>>58060
also good to hear

Coley 2012/08/15(Wed)00:00 No. 58689 ID: d94e2c
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This is my favorite dis thread ever. I love you guys.

No homo.

Just wrapped up the script, working on the illustrations next.

>>59286

Good, good!

The quest sure is taking a while waking up from its "coma like state", did something happen? Is it really dead now?

<3

We all miss you deeply, Sir Briggz. We were most certainly amused by your escapades. Also, I am One again, until I can once more work up the courage and art skills to resume SCOM.