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5851 No. 5851 ID: acb813

Since /d/ over on 4chan pitched a fit and deleted it, I figure you guys may enjoy this.
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No. 5885 ID: 693d88

Well, this is interesting, at least. Thanks for sharing it, OP.

Fuck off, kid. tgchan is explicitly for things that can't be on regular /tg/ for whatever reason. This is exactly where this belongs.

Kobolds aren't furry. If some one was looking for evidence that tgchan is furry shit, they would find much better evidence of this in other threads.
No. 5887 ID: 467ecc

The whole notion of "furry" is just retarded anyway and should be ignored.
No. 5888 ID: 1854db

>kobolds aren't furry
That's not the definition in question here. BODY HAIR has nothing to do with people who draw humans transforming into fantasy creatures then have gay orgies for no reason other than to indulge their own perverted fantasies.

This is just pathetic. Filthy. Without artistic merit. I'm going to reiterate what the previous poster said now... GTFO, OP. This isn't a place to dump your OWN shitty porn much less someone ELSE's. The writefaggory porn further down has been fairly well received mainly because it's well written. This crap is not. This crap is just lame.

Also text porn is generally less... well, in-your-face about being porn. It can fly under the radar. Click on this thread and SUDDENLY KOBOLD ASSHUMPING!
No. 5890 ID: bffa2a

Okay, we've all expressed our horror already, good job. The world is a better place. Now let it sink off the front page. Should be just six months at the rate we move.
No. 5891 ID: 8e18cd

> Furry or not furry argument on tgchan

You're all bustas
No. 5892 ID: 2563d4

>things that can't be on regular /tg/ for whatever reason. This is exactly where this belongs.

Oh right I'll start up a thread full of regular porn imagedumps then! It'd get deleted on /tg/ so this is exactly where it belongs! Actually people might like that so let's make sure it's all scat of old, fat people.

>Kobolds aren't furry

HAHAHAHAHAH right the lizard fuckfest isn't furry. Oh Cruxador you really are full of shit.
No. 5893 ID: 467ecc

See >>315887. Whether something is "furry" or not is retarded.

"Furry" is just another fetish - an incredibly obscure one, at that, that may count under it stuff like "whatever ain't human" or "whatever I don't like" or anything else. There are shitloads of fetishes that some people like and others don't, but most of them are better defined: "futa" means girls with penises, that's easy. "Furry" is just weird.

So whatever. I don't even care. Far as I'm concerned, there's no "furry": there's only porn I like, and porn I don't like. This stuff belongs to the latter.
No. 5895 ID: 4812df

seriously it's not about policy or what constitutes what

this is just completely shitty, we are not "enjoying this", and I'm tired of /tg/ calling us a nest of porn and faggotry because THEY dump all their porn and faggots on us
No. 5896 ID: acb813
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Furry is something I can define.

A lot of it is often xenophilia being expressed in one of the simplest fashions available. The person who has a hard-on for Liara in Mass Effect is in the same broad category as the majority of furries. It's part of our very biology to love the strange and exotic. This can be physical or mental and stretches to the abstracts.

Then you have the people from various other fetish groups who cling to the furry name primarily because the things they have an interest in make them pariahs pretty much everywhere else. These people are often pariahs even among furries.
No. 5897 ID: 2563d4

>I'm tired of /tg/ calling us a nest of porn and faggotry because THEY dump all their porn and faggots on us
This so very hard.
No. 5898 ID: 4812df

Srsly. Go away, THB.
No. 5902 ID: acb813

Most people on /tg/ don't even know of this place or care about it. Also, don't be so affected by the opinions of others.
No. 5904 ID: 4812df

1) Yes they do. It has become a byword for all the worst parts of /tg/. Hence, you.

2) I'm not being influenced by other people saying this is terrible. I think it is terrible also.
No. 5905 ID: fac4b7

furrdom = sadness

Some kind of warm, wet hole AND/OR dick AND/OR tits. The rest is just there to hold these things together.

It's basically a human reduced to his genitalia with a "costume" put around the whole thing, often with horribly maimed anatomy to achieve a human-animal-hybrid.
The basic human form doesn't seem to be enough for furries?

Anyway, /tg/ thinks tgchan is like aids or something. At east that's the vibe I'm getting.
No. 5906 ID: bffa2a

You're all terrible.
No. 5907 ID: 693d88

>Oh right I'll start up a thread full of regular porn imagedumps then!
Sure, we can have a thread of /tg/-related porn here.

>HAHAHAHAHAH right the lizard fuckfest isn't furry.
Are you really going to contest this? You can play definition games if you want, but the fact is, this is not even the best thing to point to if you want to call tgchan furry. And if we were to get real technical about it, I'd still be right.

>us vs. them
tgchan and 4chan/tg/ are mostly the same folks. tgchan just holds stuff that doesn't work as well on /tg/. The quests are here due to inherent issues with post rates. But tgchan/tg/ exists for things that are essentially forced off of 4chan/tg/ by people who deem it faggotry. Including shit like this. In recent times, porn tends not to be well tolerated on /tg/, so it comes here. And at the heart of it, whatever you're here for is something that many would consider faggotry too. tgchan/tg/'s whole purpose is to serve as a haven for faggotry, and it serves that purpose well. With the recent moderation, 4chan/tg/ has been cleansed quite thoroughly of anything that could possibly be considered unpleasant by even the most puritanical of soccer moms. If that's what you want, then go there.

People know about it. I don't think people care about it.
No. 5908 ID: 360f1d

Wow, this was bad. As in, really bad. I've seen good kobold porn, and even on occasion decent furry fapfic.

But this shit was just dumb.
No. 5909 ID: 1854db

>Sure, we can have a thread of /tg/-related porn here.
He said REGULAR porn you dumbfuck. NOT /tg/ related.

>this not being the most furry shit here
Bullshit. This is worse than Pink Dragon.

>would still win in a technical fight
Bullshit. Scalies are furries, in the general sense of the term. You cannot deny that, and that is the entire point.

>tgchan and 4chan being mostly the same folks
4chan has millions of posters. tgchan has like, a thousand I'm guessing? It's simply impossible for your statement to be true.

>The quests are here due to inherent issues with post rates.
Nope. The quests are here because 4chan trolls quests a bunch, and for a while 4chan/tg/ deleted quests a bunch. In fact, post rates are WAAAAAY higher on 4chan's /tg/. If you just want posts, doing a quest there is a good idea!

>this board being a haven for faggotry
Again, bullshit. You are delusional, as should be obvious from the negative reaction that ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE has to this thread.

>puritan soccer moms
Seriously? No, you can't be serious. Can't be.

>people don't care about tgchan
How about you start a thread on 4chan/tg/ asking their opinion then, instead of assuming they're ok with us based on absolutely no evidence?

You know what, you're contradicting yourself anyway. You said this is a haven for shit that 4chan considers faggotry, then you say they don't care about us. If they care about faggotry, and we are faggotry, then by PURE LOGIC they care about us.

Fucking hell. Would a mod please just delete this thread?
No. 5911 ID: acb813

Your lot has continually come into this thread to complain about how much it bothers you. If it bothers you so much, one would think you should stop clicking on it.

The thread title and description stated what could be expected in the thread. When I posted it I checked the rules. However, you're coming in here and stirring things up. You're contributing nothing.

Don't be an asshole.
No. 5912 ID: 360f1d


I clicked expecting Kobold porn. Not poorly written and drawn transformation fetish shit from a completely different artist than used by the OP who posted the story to begin with and has nothing else related to the topic to add.
No. 5913 ID: acb813
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So you clicked expecting kobold porn, and instead found kobold porn that didn't exactly suit your tastes.

Sir, I can completely understand your issue here. Let me get out the tongs and we'll have that bug out of your ass in a jiffy.
No. 5914 ID: 70d9eb

Well this is much better.
No. 5915 ID: 693d88

>He said REGULAR porn you dumbfuck. NOT /tg/ related.
Well, I guess we could have a regular porn thread on /meep/. In fact, I'd guess that the only reason we don't is because there are tons of places for "regular" porn on the internet. I'm not exactly sure what "regular" means in this case, but I doubt it truly matters.

>Bullshit. This is worse than Pink Dragon.
That's a subjective opinion. Unless you mean this is more furry, in which case you are wrong.

>that is the entire point.
It was not my point. If it was your point, the manner in which you were going about expressing it was hugely circuitous and not at all effective.

>instead of assuming they're ok with us based on absolutely no evidence?
I made no such assumptions. My understanding is that people on /tg/ who are not also on tgchan generally don't give a rat's ass about /tg/. Except on those very rare occasions when some amount of tgchan drama spills into a 4chan thread, in which case the general reaction is pretty much the same as the reaction most people have to drama here.

>If they care about faggotry, and we are faggotry, then by PURE LOGIC they care about us.
False. A small portion care about faggotry on 4chan/tg/. Even those give no shit about faggotry on tgchan. Your PURE LOGIC in fact contains a common logical error; you neglected to consider other factors. I apologize that I had not made that clear, since apparently it was not as obvious as I had assumed.
No. 5916 ID: 467ecc

Well, nice to see you guys giving this story a lot more attention than it deserves. Pip pip.
No. 5917 ID: acb813
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No. 5926 ID: 1963d1
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Holy shit what a story. Hold on, I think I have a better ending:

Suddenly, from miles away, there was a sound. A tremendous, awful sound unlike anything ever heard before. The dragon reared up suddenly, inadvertently smashing his kobold apprentice with his tremendous dick, sending the acolyte flying across the room. The dragon was terrified, for he knew that sound could mean only one thing. And yet, he allowed himself to hope against all hopes that there was some mistake, that what he had heard was merely several volcanoes erupting, or some large meteoric impact. But no, there it came again! He could hear it even more clearly now. The bolds on the bottom floor couldn't hear it, their ears were not developed enough, and they were currently preoccupied with their tremendous gay orgy. With equal parts terror and resignation, the dragon curled up and put his massive claws over his head, as if to somehow shield himself.

The kobold assistant finally managed to extract himself from the barrel he had been flung into and returned, ready to service his master, only to find the majestic blue dragon whimpering on the floor like an abused puppy in a puddle of his own urine.

"Master!" exclaimed the kobold "What is the meaning of thi-"

Suddenly a massive sound rocked the tavern. The building shook and quaked, threatening to collapse upon itself from the vibrations in the air. The acolyte was thrown off his feet onto the floor. The mass of bolds on the bottom floor stopped their wild fucking and looked up, wide eyed and afraid. The kobold assistant, too, was uneasy, and regained his balance as best he could. "Master?" he asked. "What was that?"

The dragon peeped out at his slave from behind his claws. The dragon wondered wether he should burden the mind of his faithful servant with the terrible truth of their situation, but after a panicked moment's deliberation, he decided that the bold had a right to know.

"That" squeaked the once proud dragon, "was the sound of our judgement day."

"But Master," inquired the kobold as he quaked with fear, "what exactly was that?"

The dragon had no time to answer his poor companion's question. the next moment, both of them, along with the tavern, and indeed, the entire population of the planet, were engulfed in a wave of hellfire that boiled away their skins and bones and left nothing but ashes in its wake. Then, with a mighty boom, the planet's very surface blasted apart; with a large empty pocket of space where their world once was.

"So... the dark wizard tried to cast a spell of bladder release on a peasant woman, but he failed and accidentally cast FATAL instead, destroying the entire planet. Game over." The Maim Master looked up from his rule-book. His players were all in a state of shock over what had just transpired. After taking the time to roll literally thousands of dice to generate their characters, they had all been made unwilling participants in a kobold rape orgy and then been killed. Slowly, they began to direct their attention to the Maim Master, who shrunk back in his seat.

"What the fuck was that?" Said the man who'd played the wizard's-apprentice-turned-assrape-monster. A chorus of similar questions sounded from the others gathered around the game table. The Maim Master was unable to respond with anything but mortified silence.

He had never known the day would have turned out like this. He regretted that he had he had arranged this game under the pretense that 'playing an RPG will be fun guys'. He regretted that he had just bought the first book he came across at the really weird hobby shop near where he lived. He regretted that he had vowed not to look in the book until the day of the game. He regretted that he hadn't stopped the game when the gay kobolds started popping up. But most of all, he regretted that he had delved into the world of Fantasy Adventure To Adult Lechery.
No. 5927 ID: 72d523

Oh god, you deserve a fucking medal.

Also, OP, when /d/ throws you out there's a problem.
No. 5930 ID: 5af84d
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No. 5931 ID: 2563d4
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+1, this is actually fairly well-written!
No. 5934 ID: acb813
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You actually wasted the time to write that? For no purpose other than to troll me? I'm flattered! :D
No. 5935 ID: 4812df

Oh fuck off, THB, he's a better writer than you.
No. 5936 ID: acb813
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You've never seen my writing.
No. 5937 ID: 28e94e

You're hilarious.

Also, no avatars please.
No. 5940 ID: 1963d1

"Troll" is not the word I'd use, buddy.
No. 5942 ID: 383006

OP: To be fair, you did say "I figure you guys may enjoy this."

And we did not. So much so that many of us felt the need to disabuse you of any notions you may have had about us enjoying this.

Also, most certainly not clearly labeled. "Shitty transformation fetish crap with kobolds" would have been a lot more appropriate.

Just because you're allowed to post this godawful garbage does not mean any of us actually want to see this godawful garbage, and we are more than free to tell you so.
No. 5948 ID: f16b80
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I read this entire thread on my netbook (save for the story that was posted by OP, it was pretty tl;dr with the images)

Wanna know why I read it on my netbook? Because I'm sitting here on the toilet shitting, and this whole thread made my anus spread apart so fucking wide I shit one hundred million K miles of butt jerky of a size and texture unknown to man.

Thank, fucking, you.

Also, pic related.
No. 5949 ID: 4812df

jesus h. christ will you all please get the fuck out
No. 5955 ID: fba1c4


How about you don't put words into other peoples mouths, ok?
No. 5956 ID: 1854db

Stop bumping this goddamn thread. Especially with posts that don't even make sense.

(he actually did say that, poster above me)
No. 5958 ID: f16b80
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Holy shit I'm reading this thread once again while posting from my netbook. I was feeling extremely constipated today and almost like I wouldn't be able to let loose my mammoth load salty torpedoes, but once again this thread springs to my aid!

With the power of anus stretching plus the amount of rage inducing content, I was able to reach down and pull apart my ass cheeks so amazingly wide that the intense amount of waste just simply fell out of my ass. The anger of the people in this thread made my colon burn with the force of a thousand neckbeards, causing all of the hard molting goo monster shits inside me just melt into a nice easy creamy nectar of fecal fun.

Once again I thank OP.
No. 5960 ID: acb813

See, I would've deleted this thread ages ago, but the chan reset my deletion password. I'm locked out. People have taken to trolling the entire board just because they dislike the content of this thread. If they had ignored it, it would've dropped from the front page ages ago. Instead they try to troll and act like dumbasses in an attempt to get the same rules from /tg/ enacted here. You see, it's all okay because it serves their interests.
No. 5961 ID: f16b80


I was serious.
No. 5962 ID: 4812df

Who's trolling the entire board? We're just trolling this thread.
No. 5963 ID: f16b80

Ya know, I don't think sage works on this board.
No. 5967 ID: fba1c4


He said "We" implying everybody agrees with him. I'm not part of this "We" and I enjoyed the original premise of the thread.
No. 5968 ID: 28e94e

you what
No. 5970 ID: eec6b7

Okay, everyone just shut up? Can we agree to shut up?
No. 5977 ID: 55bd47

It doesn't work because some dumb fuck either:
A) Revives a dead thread that should have remained dead, or
B) Keeps threads like this alive by not saging.
No. 5979 ID: eec6b7

Well then don't respond if he does so. It'll just give him fuel for another bump.

Let him bump in peace. Don't care.
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