>>43404
>>43403
But samefaggotry can be so fun sometimes...

1/4 Jim 2009/09/12(Sat)22:12 No. 43694 ID: fdc826
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Why is Jim thinking about tortoises at a time li-

Oh shit.

2/4 Jim 2009/09/12(Sat)22:12 No. 43695 ID: fdc826
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Ohshitohshit.

3/4 Jim 2009/09/12(Sat)22:13 No. 43696 ID: fdc826
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Ohshitohshitohshit.

4/4-Done Jim 2009/09/12(Sat)22:13 No. 43697 ID: fdc826
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Ohshitohshitohshitohshit.

What now!?

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/22][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/22][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-30/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/22][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/22]

>>43697
Everyone get inside! Bottleneck them at the door!

>>43697
kill the fast zombies, get in car, run over slow zombies. ideally the run over bit will include singing 'the boys are back in town'

NO! What if the Ninja is trying to trap them in their and light them on fire? Why would the author allow us to act instead of Jim's instinct telling us to get the fuck in! I mean, we're immune, we can get out of this.

Jim 2009/09/12(Sat)22:37 No. 43753 ID: fdc826
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>>43717
Jim yells for everyone to get the fuck inside!

>>43731
...then reconsiders, and begins to head for his-

Jim: "HRK!"

...a fastie jumps Jim, slamming him against the wall, then, oh god, it... stops. It's staring at Jim, claws at the ready, as if it's deep in thought. Odd.

Still doesn't change the fact that THERE IS A FUCKING ZOMBIE ON JIM.

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/22][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/22][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-30/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/22][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/22]

>>43753
And our axe is in the shop, wonderful.
Jim, shoot a round or two from your SMG into the thing. And then GET INSIDE.

The fort's built for defensability. Running around outside in the middle of a large zombie mob is suicide in this genre.

Perfect reanimation

1/2 Jim 2009/09/12(Sat)23:08 No. 43768 ID: fdc826
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>>43757
Jim pulls out his SMG, and gives the zombie a single round in the head.

2/2-Done Jim 2009/09/12(Sat)23:08 No. 43769 ID: fdc826
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...then proceeds to get the fuck inside, along with Charlie and another random QRF guy.

The guards at the end of the hallway are yelling something, but Jim's having a hard time hearing them.

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/22][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/22][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-30/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/22][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/22]

>>43769
Be careful not to block their lines of fire. Roll low if you have to.
And take care of those fast zeds, those are going to be fuck-all dangerous in close quarters.

>>43769
get down, quick! you're blocking their line of fire. crawl over there if you have to, but let them use up their ammo.

Jim 2009/09/12(Sat)23:43 No. 43779 ID: fdc826
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>>43771 >>43774
Jim, Charlie, and that other guy flatten themselves against the wall, and let the guards down the hall do their thing.

Jim considers his next move; he could join the guards at the barricade, but it's already pretty crowded, and adding another gunman to the mix may lead to friendly fire. However, he may not be much help if he just waited deeper inside the building.

What's it gonna be?

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/22][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/22][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-30/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/22][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/22]

>>43779
the powers that be demand you go check up on Marley and Ian.

>>43779
Charles, kneel down to the side to add to the blockade's firepower. You're in charge anyway, baby.

Jim, check on the others, as the prior poster suggested.

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)10:54 No. 43861 ID: fdc826
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>>43780 >>43785
Charlie kneels next to the barricade and prepares to perforate some rotting ass. The other guards seem a tad... overeager, though. Really, all that ammo for two zeds?

Meanwhile, Jim realizes that he completely forgot about Ian. He decides that he wouldn't be of much help in the entrance hallway, and heads further inside.

...where he finds Ian, sitting on the floor and leaning against a table. He looks like he's going to lose his lunch any second now.

Jim's about to ask what's wrong, when Ian simply points over his shoulder towards the back wa- Oh. Damn.

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-30/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/21][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>43861
Suicide?

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)11:07 No. 43870 ID: fdc826
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>>43864
Jim: "He killed himself, didn't he?"

Ian nods.

Meanwhile, one of the pistol-wielding guards by Charlie pauses to reload; nothing major.

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-30/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/21][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>43870
looks like some sort of wire from the computer to his head... what was he looking at that made him decide to end it all?

>>43874
(That wire's just a power cable running from the generator into the wall. Derp.)

>>43870
Well, the guy's loot will still be there after the zeds have been dealt with, and the blockade seems to be working well enough. Sides, this group might not like us looting their dead in their own goddamn base.

Ask Ian how he's doing, if he needs anything.

Charlie, keep manning the defense.

>>43874
check the other rooms for telezeds.

>>43870
Tell the guards to aim for the head, keep calm, and use one or two shots. Aren't zeds weaker then normal zombies, or is that only proven with fasties?

>>43870
Don't touch that body.
Don't go on that side of the room.
Leave someone to watch, get a longtime inhabitant of the base that isn't shooting to have a look.

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)11:48 No. 43892 ID: fdc826
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>>43881
'Zed' is just another word for 'normal zombie' here. In any case, yeah, they're weaker than the zombies from some other games, in that they can only take about the same amount of damage as an uninfected human.

>>43878 >>43885
Jim tells the nearby guard to go check out Marley's corpse. He shrugs and does so.

Jim: "You alright, Ian? Anything I can get you?"

Ian: "N-no... I'll be fine. Just... need to sit here for a minute."

Jim: "Alright, then, I guess. Just let me know if I can do anything."

Meanwhile, Charlie tries to give the other guys some advice in between volleys of gunfire;

Charlie: "Aim for the head, you morons! And, Christ in a sidecar, stop spraying ammo everywhere! Just shoot 'em once or twice, dammit!"

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-30/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/21][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>43892
...just realized that there aren't many choices at the moment other than "Continue shooting zombies."

So, unless anyone has a suggestion, I'll just go make a few updates in a row showing just that.

>>43892
go rescue isaac.

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)12:17 No. 43902 ID: fdc826
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Several minutes later, after the last zombie's destruction, Charlie and the team take a breather.

Isaac suddenly bursts through the door, pistol at the ready.

Isaac: "Alright, where are they? I'm ready to kick some- oh. Huh.

Well, that takes care of that."

(Once again, I apologize for the slowness; I'm currently trying to catch up on a few quests that I've been neglecting.)

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-27/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/21][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>43902
Looks good. Alright, dispose of the dead bodies in the firepit.

Ask how often this happens.

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)12:50 No. 43923 ID: fdc826
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>>43904
Jim: "So, how often does this happen? I doubt you guys could keep this up for long."

Isaac: "Well, for a while we've been getting small groups; maybe five or ten of them at once... but nothing like this. In fact, this was the first attack on our headquarters in which we actually lost several men.

And I heard what happened to Saul and Marley. I suppose I understand why the latter... shot himself, they were brothers, after all, but I'm still not sure how the former was killed...

You said you found him outside with a stab wound, correct?"

Charlie: "Yeah. That was right before the shit hit the fan."

Isaac: "And I thought I heard someone else saying they saw a transparent form running away from the spot where he died... this is concerning. Have either of you seen any creatures that could have done this?"

Jim: "No, not really. I mean, we told you about the telezed, but if that was it, then your man would've seen a puff of smoke."

Isaac: "Damn. We'll keep our eyes peeled, then.

So... have you made your decision on what we were discussing earlier, or do you need more time?" (>>37823)

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-27/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/21][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>43923
we were actually hoping to see if Charlie's girlfriend made it in here before we decided what to do.

>>43923
Invizeds?
I hope not.

It was probably a government agent, trying to flush us out of the place.

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)14:00 No. 43962 ID: fdc826
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>>43952
Charlie: "Well, I was kind of going to wait here for someone before we decided to do anything..."

Isaac: "Alright, then.

...Though, I believe it'll be getting dark soon; you're welcome to stay with us if you'd like. You could stay here in the barracks, or... we might have some room somewhere on the other side of the gate, if that's what you want."

Amy: "Sorry to interrupt, but I finished upgrading your stuff, if you wanna come check it out in a sec.

...and I heard what you guys were saying earlier, with... Ian, right? Anyway, if he wants to stay here for a while, I've got an extra mattress back at my place."

Ian: "...that sounds good, I guess. What do you guys think?"

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [Assault Rifle-27/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/21][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>43962
Sure, we'll take her up on that offer.

1/2 Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)14:34 No. 43973 ID: fdc826
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>>43967
Jim, Charlie and Ian decide to go check out their newly upgraded weaponry. Along the way, Charlie tells Ian what he thinks;

Charlie: "Hey, it's your choice, man. You can stay with her if you want."

Ian: "Alright, but I think I'll just stick around until you guys decide where you want to go."

Amy: "...Well, here they are. Enjoy."

2/2-Done Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)14:38 No. 43976 ID: fdc826
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>Rifle penetration upgraded!

>Axe damage upgraded!

Amy: "But, there's one more thing...

When I finish stuff like this, I usually like to give it a name. I mean, they're your weapons, so do ya have anything in mind?"

>>43976
Deepstab and Chopkill.

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)14:51 No. 43986 ID: fdc826
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>>43979
Jim: "How about 'Deepstab' and 'Chopkill'?"

Amy: "That's... somewhat insane. But okay! Deepstab and Chopkill it is!

Now, can I do anything else for you guys?"

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [CHOPKILL][SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [DEEPSTAB-5/8][Assault Rifle-27/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48]
>Health (Ian): 10/10 [Pistol-8/21][Flashlight]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>43986
Nah, we're good for now.

Though seriously. Chopkill and Deepstab? Why not, I dunno... Slayer and Piercing Thunder?

1/2 Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)15:41 No. 44004 ID: fdc826
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>>44001
Amy: "Alright, uh, from the looks o' things, I should probably start heading back to my place, then. You ready, Ian?"

Ian: "Yeah, just a second...

Here, I probably won't need this-" He hands Charlie the pistol he's been using, as well as the extra flashlight. "-Now, I guess I'll see you guys later."

And, with that said...

2/2-Done Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)15:44 No. 44006 ID: fdc826
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...they head north, through the gate, in Amy's exceptionally awesome car.

>Weapon names can be changed at will, by the way. 'Cause, seriously, Deepstab and Chopkill? I am disappoint.

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SLAYER][SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [PIERCING THUNDER-5/8][Assault Rifle-27/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48][Pistol-8/21]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight x2,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>44006
we're we going inside too, to see if we could find charlie's girlfriend?

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)16:33 No. 44023 ID: fdc826
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>>44016
Alri-

Holy shit, it's already getting dark.

I guess there wouldn't be any harm in checking out the safe area at night. It is "safe", after all. Then again, Jim's fucking exhausted.

What'll it be?

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SLAYER][SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [PIERCING THUNDER-5/8][Assault Rifle-27/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48][Pistol-8/21]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight x2,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>44023
Well, if we were genre savvy, we'd know that the safe area's going to not be quite so safe at all, and would hunker down in our easily defendable fort here.

...

Full speed ahead, captain.

>>44023
sleep near the guys with guns.

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)17:07 No. 44035 ID: fdc826
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>>44028 >>44029
Jim's feeling indecisive at the moment. One part of him wants to stay here and rest, and the other wants to go check out the suburbs.

Meanwhile, it gets even darker. Fuck.

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SLAYER][SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [PIERCING THUNDER-5/8][Assault Rifle-27/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48][Pistol-8/21]
>Inventory: Food x5, Drink x3, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight x2,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>44035
well, too dark to travel now. time to sleep. near the guys with guns.

Jim 2009/09/13(Sun)17:41 No. 44046 ID: fdc826
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>>44042
Fuck it, that'll work. The safe shit will be there in the morning, anyway...

Forgot this:

>Day 2 complete (-1 Food and Drink). It is now August 23rd.

Jim 2009/09/20(Sun)13:53 No. 48084 ID: fdc826
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...oh, god da-

??? 2009/09/20(Sun)13:53 No. 48085 ID: fdc826
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KSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

??? 2009/09/20(Sun)13:54 No. 48086 ID: fdc826
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*click*

...

We will speak later, my son.

For now...

Belial 2009/09/20(Sun)13:55 No. 48087 ID: fdc826
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...I am more interested in you.

Belial 2009/09/20(Sun)13:56 No. 48089 ID: fdc826
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Now... who are you? What are you?

>>48089

Wait? You are speaking with us? How does that work? Normally only our 'bearer' can hear us.

>>48089
A maker of curry, nerd, and occasional voice in someone's head.

Advice. Disorganized agents making suggestions either to assist or for amusement, help or hinder, satisfy yet annoy.

Human in mind if not in communication.

>>48089
...your friendly neighborhood spiderman?

>>48089
...your friendly neighborhood spiderman?

>>48089
...your friendly neighborhood spiderman?

>>48101
>>48099
>>48098
god damn, an accidental triple post. You don't see those every day.

Belial 2009/09/20(Sun)14:11 No. 48104 ID: fdc826
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>>48094 >>48098
What? I... never mind. You are an odd one.

>>48095
Ah, yes, that is slightly more helpful. So, you do not control him, but simply give him advice and commands.

>>48093
Yes, I am, though I will not tell you how until I am sure I know what you are.

And what do you mean by "bearer"? Do you exist in the humans' plane? Are you a physical object of some sort?

>>48104

Sometimes we are, but most of the time we are 'disguised' as the normal thought pattern of the mortal that has to 'bear' us.

>>48104
...usually, yes. Have you ever heard of the Orb of Infinite Psyche?

Belial 2009/09/20(Sun)14:21 No. 48113 ID: fdc826
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>>48105
Interesting. I know of several entities like you, though I'm not sure-

>>48106
-wait, did you just say...

Damn! I should have known!

What are you planning!? What do you need him for!?

>>48113
nothing man, nothing! We're just trying to get through this zombie apocalypse. By the way, have any idea why all this is going on?

>>48113

Uh, nothing? We do this stuff for 'shits and giggles'. There are no plans, if you are part of the infinite.

Belial 2009/09/20(Sun)14:30 No. 48119 ID: fdc826
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>>48114 >>48115
So... you don't even know? There is no reason for this interference?

...

Fine.

Do you at least know how you are connected to him?

...and I do not have to answer any of your questions, Orb. I am in control here.

>>48119
WE ARE INFINITE
I'm sure one of us knows.
That is to say, fuckifIknow.

>>48119
Not... really? He just kind of woke up with that bite mark and...

oh gods, it's us isn't it? We're causing all of this?

>>48121

We probably are some sort of walking beacon. With all the zeds seeming to know us this is a possibility.
Oh and Belial. I know what you are planning. Fuck you!

Belial 2009/09/20(Sun)14:40 No. 48127 ID: fdc826
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>>48120 >>48121
>oh gods, it's us isn't it? We're causing all of this?

If nothing else, I can assure you that you are not.

Though, I must say, for an orb of infinite thoughts and ideas, you are quite useless.

>>48125
>Oh and Belial. I know what you are planning. Fuck you!

...oh, really, now? What would that be, angry little voice?

We are connected to him because it probably is the will of Xom. He made a bunch of us after finding us one time and giving us to a dimension traveler. and he also gave us to a nihilist which exchanged hands with his sisters. and then a little girl found that one many years later. We also are with a hot elf lady and a Volto, whatever sub branch of human that is. Those are people who have us physically.

We've helped nonphysically two godslayers, Rudy Mann and Beardbeard. An adorable little cutebold. A lawyer. A Nevyduor or something like that and his friends. Some sergals. A new life-form we have unidentified but is a hovering ork and a doobie. Another Doobie. An Orc. and some others.

>>48127
well, it is an orb of INFINITE thoughts. As in, all the time. An infinite amount of thoughts, screaming all in unison, all the time. Really, its a surprise we get anything done at all.

>>48127

Dude, you are Belial! I am pretty sure I do not have to tell you your own plan.

Belial 2009/09/20(Sun)15:03 No. 48151 ID: fdc826
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>>48134
You would be correct in that assumption. Though, I believe my current reputation with the humans is somewhat undeserved.

Oh, and please refrain from calling me "dude". The last one who did this was erased from existence.

>>48132
...you have a point. In fact, I'm somewhat impressed that we're having a conversation at all, Orb. One would expect nothing but unintelligible gibberish from an entity such as yourself.

>>48128
The possibility of Xom interfering is... unsettling. Even I must admit that his power is greater than mine.

However, I doubt that he is responsible for this.

...Orb, I must admit that I am surprised. I expected an argument, not a conversation. In fact, I may contact you again eventually, if I ever require the services of an avatar in one of the physical planes.

Now, I have work to do, Orb, and must depart soon. Is there anything else you would like to discuss?

>>48151
I guess it wouldn't be out of line to ask what exactly the hell is going on? I mean, telezeds, tentacle zombies, zombies that can shoot spikes... this isn't exactly your every day zombie apocalypse.

>>48151

Yeah, Why did the Christians stick you with paedophilia?

>>48151

Are you blonde or is that a wig?

>>48151

Are you blonde or is that a wig?

Belial 2009/09/20(Sun)15:20 No. 48162 ID: fdc826
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>>48154
>this isn't exactly your every day zombie apocalypse.

You don't know the half of it, voice.

And I'm afraid telling you the cause of this... situation would have a negative effect on its conclusion. I cannot tell you more.

>>48156
I have no clue what you are speaking of. I'm fairly sure I have no hair growing on my eye.

>>48155
It's a... long story. Unfortunately, I, erm, don't have the time to tell you about it. Maybe later.

...I apologize, but that is all the time I can spend here, Orb. Farewell.

??? 2009/09/20(Sun)15:22 No. 48163 ID: fdc826
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KSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jim 2009/09/20(Sun)15:25 No. 48166 ID: fdc826
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-aybe I'm not going insane. Still, this is kind of a weir-

Ow!

Oh, fuck, my head! What was that!?

>>48166

John, think. This happened before. How did you get out?

Jim 2009/09/20(Sun)15:46 No. 48184 ID: fdc826
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>>48177
Oh, that explains it. More voices. Yaaaaay.

And, uh, this is a dream. At least I think it is. I should just have to wait, right?

...

Who the hell is John, anyway?

>>48184

Wait! You are not John? Damn, I am in the wrong head! I have to go! Good luck.

>>48184
Not john?
Hmm.
This might be a wrong number.
Who is this, please?

Jim 2009/09/20(Sun)16:01 No. 48204 ID: fdc826
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I'm, uh, Jim. I would think that the voices in my head would at least know my name.

Also, what do you mean by extradimensional demons? What kind of dream is this, anyway?

And- woah. I feel a little... light-headed suddenly...

??? 2009/09/20(Sun)16:02 No. 48207 ID: fdc826
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...

Jim 2009/09/20(Sun)16:05 No. 48212 ID: fdc826
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Jim's awake.

Charlie's here.

Charlie: "C'mon, wake up, Jim! I think we already missed breakfast!

Damn it, man, they have pancakes!"

(I'll be back in a few minutes/hours)

>Status:
>Health (Jim): 7/10 [SLAYER][SMG-30/21][Grenade x1][Pistol-0/21][Hammer]
>Health (Charlie): 9/10 [PIERCING THUNDER-5/8][Assault Rifle-27/0][Knife][Nailgun-20/48][Pistol-8/21]
>Inventory: Food x4, Drink x2, $40, keys,
>painkillers(1/3), flashlight x2,
>batteries x4, hand-crank radio,
>car battery, length of rubber hose,
>medkit, gas cans x2 (car), hacksaw (car)
>Unequipped Weapons: [Machine Pistol-24/21]

>>48212

Pancakes? Get to it! There is nothing better than pancakes! Besides bigger pancakes, of course.

>>48212
how long would we have to rest to recover health?