>>114166
say that we'll go peacefully if dogtits is allowed to come with us... and if she's not, we're not coming

Tell him how you came from the outside through a portal and not from this place.

Sounds like they know what they're doing... Say you'll come if the dog can come too, and also ask if you can help them out with anything?

Ceaver 2010/01/18(Mon)17:06 No. 114183 ID: 15f6d6
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"Don't worry sweetcheeks, I'll-"

Okay, maybe I should have run or something. I totally forgot how hella fast these dudes are.

"GOTCHA!

"Okay, Uh. I'll totally cooperate if you um, put us in the same place and stuff. Uh. Yeah. Also, dude, do you need any help with anything?"

"DUDE? OUR GENDERS LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! I AM A LADY YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE SHIT!"

"Sorry! Sorry! I came from outside the portal and stuff."

"OF COURSE YOU DID! DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? I NEED TO STICK YOU SOMEWHERE. SHUT UP AND QUIT SQUIRMING. WHAT IN THE HEAVENS ARE YOU COVERED IN? IT FEELS DISGUSTING."

>>114183
you don't want the answer to that question.

>>114183
Answear that question. It's her fault for not letting you clean up. Also point out that dude is in fact genderneutral.

>>114183
"Dude can be gender neutral! As can bro! It depends on the context!"

>>114186
Indeed, it is very important that the gender neutrality of "dude" and "bro" is established.

>>114183
Tell her exactly what it is. Hopefully she will be so disgusted she'll drop you so you can run away.

Ceaver 2010/01/18(Mon)17:34 No. 114199 ID: 15f6d6
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That is jizz. We came so hard all the fuck over the place. Just sayin'

"GAH! YOU HORRIBLE, FILTHY BEAST! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Okay, I am swooping down to grab dogtits, but where the hell should I head? This goes back into the room with the balls, and that goes into the big room with the reds and shit. I can only fly down cause I've got to nab dogtits. I need a serious plan, seriously!

"Also, Dude is totally gender neutral, for reals!"

>>114199
There were more platforms and tunnels further down in the tower room. Go in one of them.

>>114199
get dogtits,
ask this whale about another female "spacewhale" that has blue eyes...
You know, say that you're looking for her, and that she brought you here for her own reasons.

Go to the room with the balls.

Ceaver 2010/01/18(Mon)18:11 No. 114225 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay I am going that way hardcore! The tunnels are big though. Crawling through them slows the thing down, but, like, where am I going? Back outside? The only little hole here is the one we started in, and I can't get back up to that one.

I seriously need an idea or something.

"Hey! I'm looking for one of you guys with blue eyes. It totally brought me here to begin with."

"YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Okay seriously what is the plan?

>>114225

Shout back at the spacewhale, ask what happened to that red she was carrying.

Hide in amongst the stack of reds. She can't rummage around in there too much or it might disrupt things, so it works for us.

Alternatively keep flying through the chambers until you find someplace smaller so it's harder for her to track you down.

>>114225
Hmm, if you keep going down he'll catch up and grab you before you get anywhere.

Try going in the first tunnel you get to, and find somewhere to hide.

Ceaver 2010/01/18(Mon)18:41 No. 114247 ID: 15f6d6
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"HEY WERE YOU CARRYING A DUDE?"

"FUCKING SHIT! OH YOU SONOFABITCH YOU MADE ME DROP IT!"

Holy shit I think I distracted it or something! It totally ran right into the big thing in the middle! Oh fuckballs there is light and shit everywhere!

So uh? First tunnel or just keep flying down? I think if I basically fall as fast as I can I can go faster! It is like, seriously super pissed at this point!

"J-jim?" Oh, dogtits is talking or something "seriously can you tell me what is going on?"

>>114247

Yeah, probably best to go fast.

Tell Dogtits to hold on tight, we're running from an angry spacewhale.

>>114247
Tell her that you're being chased by one of those space-whale things that brought you here, but she's pissed as hell.

Also what's her actual name, we can't keep calling her Dogtits.

>>114247
"We're being chased by spacewhales and shit like that!"

>>114247
Tell him he should probably go back and catch it, he's doing more damage than you did anyway.

Also yes, go down fast, and tell the dog you're running from your captors.

Once you've gone down like 5 or 6 floors, slow down and land carefully on a ledge.

Yell out that they had her on a leash that was cutting into her neck, you just don't trust someone that does that to take good care of your bodies/consciousnesses.

Ceaver 2010/01/18(Mon)19:01 No. 114273 ID: 15f6d6
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"My buddy here had her on a leash that was cutting into her neck, and I just don't trust someone that does that to take good care of bodies/consciousnesses." I shout.

It keeps bumping into the walls and the column and shit! Everything is like, shaking and stuff!

"YOU STUPID LITTLE TURD! I WILL TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE OF YOUR- OW, FUCK!"

OHGOD should I just keep going down? I don't even know if the tunnels are safe or not! She's totally still following me and like, Breathing fire?! WHAT THE FUCK!

"Hey, uh, everything is exploding and we're running for our lives. what's your name anyway?" I ask Dogtits.

"Charlotte"

"Pleased to meet you."

Yell for her to stop crashing into stuff and send someone else! You'll wait in here, but she's REALLY not inspiring confidence!

Fly up and around the pillar, try to get outside again.

>>114273
Tell her to stop chasing you before she breaks everything!

>>114273

Tell the whale that she's totally breaking stuff, and ask why she can't just let you go.

Also keep going.

>>114273

Fly away from the column. Tell the thing to stop breaking everything.

Ceaver 2010/01/18(Mon)19:14 No. 114284 ID: 15f6d6
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"HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT BREAKING EVERYTHING AND JUST LET ME GO!"

"MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT RUNNING AND - OW! LET ME WRING YOUR -FUCK! STUPID LITTLE NECK!"

Hey! There is a hole in the bottom! I'm totally going that way!

Holy shit a helicopter!

>>114284
Holy shit!
Check out that helicopter!

Dive, motherfucker. Dive

Get a closer look at what's inside of it before trying to land on it or something.

Don't get sucked into the blades, that would be unpleasant.

>>114273
Promise you'll go with someone else. She's sorts scaring you right now, etc...

Really, going to earth now us a bad idea. People are turning into reds and ponies

>>114273
Promise you'll go with someone else. She's sorts scaring you right now, etc...

Really, going to earth now us a bad idea. People are turning into reds and ponies

>>114284

Wave to the pony.

>>114288

Actually, nevermind. Try to land on one of the runners. CAREFULLY, so you don't get sucked into the blades.

>>114284
Think you can glide into the pilot's compartment or something?

>>114295

NO.

BAD SUGGESTER.

JIM CROW IS A BIRD THAT IS A BAD SUGGESTION.

...How does a bird know what a helicopter looks like, hmm?

I guess the door probably wouldn't be open though.

>>114300

Gee, it's almost like they just hinted earlier that Jim Crow had a human intelligence transferred into a bird!

>>114302
>human intelligence
>implying Crow will fly straight into the glass

>>114305

>human intelligence
>what the fuck quest have you been reading

Ceaver 2010/01/18(Mon)19:40 No. 114309 ID: 15f6d6
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?

>>114309
Try and use the jizz into some sort of Jizz Beam.

>>114307
I'm saying he knows what glass IS. He has better comprehension of his environment than a normal crow!

Holy fuck where'd that fucking pony get a helicopter?

>>114309
Get into that Helicopter brave little crow!

The pony! It's not dead! Yayyy!