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111383 No. 111383 ID: 15f6d6

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/66402.html
The first bit
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/91466.html
The second Bit

Okay, guys. We've been crawling through this tiny hole for like, forever. Forever. Seriously.

Now we're in this huge room, and there's like, this big beehive with these glowy blue balls and like, little cages and uh... I honestly have no idea.

There's lots of screaming here.
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No. 111384 ID: 4ce1b0

Punch the fuck out of everything
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No. 111386 ID: 9e9b47

Go up and greet one of the chained guys. See if they can talk.
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No. 111387 ID: 34470e

>>111384
>punch
>crow with no fists
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No. 111389 ID: 632862

>>111383
Well that's pretty horrifying.

Fly down to that ledge there and get a closer look at one of the cages.
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No. 111390 ID: 51d0f5

Fly up to one of the screaming dudes to see what's going on.
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No. 111408 ID: 15f6d6
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111408

Okay, I'm flyin up there.

>"Hey dude, what's up?"

Okay, he's just screaming like a total fuckhead.

There's some kind of little animal or something in the cage, and some shiny, shiny ball thing.
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No. 111409 ID: c0f3bf

Do NOT touch the ball thing! It may be shiny, but it is EVIL!!

Can the animal talk? Is it even alive?
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No. 111410 ID: 51d0f5

Attempt to dislodge the shiny.
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No. 111411 ID: 632862

>>111408
It is shiny ball. You must take it.
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No. 111413 ID: a46dd8

>>111408
Dont' touch that ball, you'll probably get fried.
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No. 111425 ID: 3d6b22

Touch the shiny for fun and profit also great justice.
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No. 111428 ID: 34470e

>>111408
Don't touch the ball. Instead, use your telekinesis, which you suddenly now realize you have, to dislodge it. Unless, of course, the author decides against it, in which case, touch the ball.
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No. 111431 ID: 15f6d6
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111431

I'll just grab this right...

>"lick her eye"
>"Well, if you slide in under..."
>"RIP AND TEAR"
>"Kiss her"
>"..
>".
>"

OHGODWHAT
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No. 111436 ID: 15f6d6
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111436

CRASH!
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No. 111439 ID: 3d6b22

>>111436
Whoops!
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No. 111441 ID: c0f3bf

Fly back! You didn't see nothing!
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No. 111448 ID: 15f6d6
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111448

Wow. That was crazy. I heard like, all these crazy voices and shit for a second.

>"I... I heard a crash. Where are we? What happened? I heard you fly away a second ago. Have we escaped?"

Uh...
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No. 111451 ID: 34470e

>>111448
"Nothing happened. I certainly didn't drop a blue sphere which had a ton of crazy voices in it if that's what you're thinking I did."
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No. 111453 ID: c0f3bf

>>111449
"Because I didn't. Of course not, that would be stupid."
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No. 111456 ID: 632862

>>111448
Can you possibly hold onto the dog while flying down to the ledge?
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No. 111457 ID: 51d0f5

"I just, uh, I thought I saw something, but... I didn't, actually."
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No. 111460 ID: 9e9b47

Oh shit she's blind!
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No. 111461 ID: 15f6d6
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111461

"Nothing happened. I certainly didn't drop a blue sphere which had a ton of crazy voices in it if that's what you're thinking I did."

>"I remember those, fro-"

"Because I didn't. Of course not, that would be stupid."

>"I'm scared, Jim. Where are-"

"I just, uh, I thought I saw something, but... I didn't, actually."

Uh. She's just lookin at me now.

I think I could probably glide down if I held her, but there is no way I could get back up. We could probably get to any of the lower ledges but not any of the higher ones.

HOLY SHIT I THINK SHE IS BLIND! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I THINK THERE WERE CLUES THAT SHE WAS BLIND THE WHOLE TIME!

FUCK!

I MADE OUT WITH A CRIPPLE!
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No. 111463 ID: 51d0f5

Investigate lower ledges.
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No. 111465 ID: 917cac

Hey, don't say anything to offend her. So what if she's blind, there's nothing wrong with making out with someone who's blind.
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No. 111467 ID: 51d0f5

Lick her eyeball.
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No. 111468 ID: 3af198

She says she's scared, it would probably help if you two keep communicating. You should explain where we are.
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No. 111469 ID: cf41a7

>>111468
Hell, I don't think 'we' even know where we are.
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No. 111473 ID: 15f6d6
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111473

Is this seriously going to do any good? I mean, she's blind, she totally has no idea where I am right now.

"Uh, um. We're in this big room with like, this crazy beehive full of uh, skinless screaming dead guys and like, little cages with animals in them and there's like, some paths and stuff all over the place."

>"I... I smell something. I hear the screaming. I remember too well..."
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No. 111482 ID: cf41a7

>>111473
"What do you remember?"
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No. 111483 ID: 51d0f5

I, uh...

Shit. I got nothing. Are there any obvious exits? Or plausible exits?

How are the air currents moving in here? You're a bird so you're good at that. Maybe if you follow a draft you can find a way out?
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No. 111488 ID: 15f6d6
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111488

"So, uh, like, what do you remember or whatever? And like, uh, are you blind or something?"

>"I don't remember much. Just vague impressions of comfort and then fear. My first real memory was inside the cage. There was blue light, fading, and then just light. A bright whiteness."

"So, like, you're seriously blind? That's crazy."

>"After that, they took me away I felt movement, and then I was placed in the cave where you found me. My heart, it hurts..."

"What is it like to be blind? Like, can you not see anything?"

>"..."

Hmm.. Air flow. Yeah. Well, normally I have a really good idea of what way goes where, but I honestly have no clue in here.

I can feel wind. It looks like it's flowing in through the upper tunnels and out through the lower ones. There's only a couple down there. I don't know what's under the fog.
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No. 111489 ID: c0f3bf

Figure it out then!
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No. 111493 ID: 51d0f5

Tell her to wait here, and then investigate below the fog.
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No. 111494 ID: 34470e

>>111488
And put that tongue away.
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No. 111495 ID: 4ce1b0

>>111488
No, lick that delicious eye.
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No. 111496 ID: 51d0f5

no biting, even though she doesn't need them
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No. 111497 ID: 15f6d6
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111497

Yeah, I'd better not lick that eye. It might taste too damn good.

"Hey, uh, I'mma fly down and see what's under the fog and stuff."

>"I.. it's cold up here."

Whatevs, I fly down to take a peek. Man. This just keeps going. There are tons of dudes here. Seriously, what the fuck is going on? Should I like, try to do something?
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No. 111499 ID: 9e9b47

Dude, this is your chance. Take one liver for the road, then book it.
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No. 111500 ID: c0f3bf

Go back to the one who's ball you totally didn't break.
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No. 111504 ID: 34470e

>>111497
Yeah. We take out all the blue o- wait, no. That's stupid. Um... Try licking one of the orbs.
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No. 111508 ID: 9e9b47

>>111500

Do this, lick other orb, make sure to not break any more orbs.
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No. 111511 ID: cf41a7

Its interesting to note, but I don't think dogs eyes normally glow green... she may be 'changed' somehow like everything else in here.

Anyhow, as there doesn't seem to be any discernible difference between fling up of down here I would think that you could glide down with her a a pretty good clip and perhaps find another hole in the wall to land on?
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No. 111528 ID: 15f6d6
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111528

Yeah, there are tons of passages to land on. Not a problem.

Okay, the dead guy is kinda moaning or whatever.

I'm gonna lick this orb thing.

"she was sitting at her desk, minding her own business, when she heard about the first attacks. People being bitten, mysterious fog...

The squirrel runned up the tree. It want to catch the squirr-

Windup Bird Chronicles was definitely her favorite book by far. She liked the elements of standing still to move forward. It made her life seem a lot more meaningful

Why everybody sleep? Hungry.

She barely remembers being killed...

Ugh. This is super weird. My head hurts.
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No. 111530 ID: c0f3bf

How about those animals, are they alive?
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No. 111543 ID: 9e9b47

>>111528

Say hello to the animal who got its ball broke.
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No. 111553 ID: 119b5c

>>111528
Just a quick question. Do you feel squirrelish suddenly?
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No. 111560 ID: 51d0f5

Examine CAGED ANIMALS.

Also, look for a passageway where air is blowing out of. Try to scout a route so you can fly down with your pal and hopefully find an exit.
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No. 111562 ID: 15f6d6
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111562

I don't feel squirrelish. That isn't even a word. Ugh. Licking that ball make me dizzy, but I basically feel OK now that I'm not touching it.

Okay, it's some stupid looking lizard or something.

"Hey, are you ok?"

>"Guh"

Alright, it's alive or whatever. It looks really freaking dumb though.

This whole place is creepy and it makes me feel creepy.
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No. 111565 ID: 632862

>>111562
What's that purple thing in its eye? Can you remove it?
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No. 111566 ID: 9e9b47

>>111562

Fuck this place. Go back to blind dog and leave.
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No. 111567 ID: 34470e

>>111562
Try asking it if it knows what the orbs are.
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No. 111568 ID: 119b5c

>>111562
Now. In these cages, can you in fact, find a squirrel?
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No. 111575 ID: 15f6d6
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111575

The purple is like a wispy smoke made out of light or something. I don't think I can remove it or anything. I guess I could try to pull its eye out or something? Maybe?

"Hey, what are those blue orbs?"

>"DERP!"

Okay, this thing is hella dumb.

Um, there might see a squirrel somewhere. Have you seen how many dudes there are? Like, a shitton that's how many.

It looks like air comes in from the upper holes, and goes out from the ones right near the level of mist under each big, uh, bead or whatever full of dudes. I don't really know what the difference would be between any one hole.

Should I break more of the orbs, or dick around here, or something?
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No. 111581 ID: c0f3bf

See if the other animals are as mind numbingly stupid, it might just be that one. Also that was the one from the guy who's orb you broke right?
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No. 111584 ID: 0d1fe9

Go look in a different cage with a non broken orb.
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No. 111585 ID: 51d0f5

Wait, this is the one where you broke the orb full of voices, right?

Examine a different animal, where the orb isn't broken.
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No. 111593 ID: 15f6d6
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111593

Yeah, this is totally the one where I broke the orb.

Okay, I check a random other one.

It's got, like, a whatever the fuck this is in it. They've all got different guys in them.

"Hey, what the crap are you?"

It doesn't answer. It just kinda spazzez a little. The skinless dudes all just kinda spaz too.
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No. 111594 ID: 0d1fe9

Touch the orb, see if you can communicate with the voices.
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No. 111595 ID: 51d0f5

Okay, so there's a little critter that's spazzing out, and a skinless dude that's spazzing out, and they're connected to a magic ball that makes people spazz out.

... I can fathom no possible purpose for this.

That said, there's magic electric bolts and shit, so maybe this is some kind of giant magical power generator that runs on crazy.
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No. 111599 ID: 119b5c

>>111595
Well, besides mind switching. Which ex-
Hey look, more shiny stuff!
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No. 111602 ID: 51d0f5

Examine the collar for anything that isn't animals, skinless dudes, or orbs. Be on the lookout for CLONES OF YOU.

Do you think you could take an orb out of one socket and put it in the empty one without dropping it?
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No. 111607 ID: 51d0f5

>collar
column
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No. 111610 ID: 15f6d6
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111610

Okay, I fly around some. There are basically red guys with no skin chained to the pods, and like, each one is connected to an animal in a little cage. There isn't really anything else. It's all kinds of animals, basically whatever. I don't see any other crows but who knows? There are like, tons of these things.

I touch one an random and try to like, do something. I don't know really how to do that, though.

I notice, though that it seems like thoughts or whatever are coming out of the red guy and kinda shoving into the animal.

Like, the animal sort of gets all the red guy's shit smashed all up in his head. It's crazy. I don't like this shit at all.

It makes me ... like... erg. Super creeped out. I don't know why. Gah. It almost seems, like, er... like a dream I had one time or something.

I don't know. I kinda want to, like, try to smash it all up or something.
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No. 111614 ID: 632862

>>111610
I think if possible you should find the bottom or top of this thing, and disconnect all of it at once.
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No. 111616 ID: 119b5c

>>111610
We're trying to stave off the inevitable break down here. Just like the "Hey, don't be a pony thin-" well, you don't have to worry about it unless you want to.
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No. 111617 ID: afcc21

>>111610
Don't smash them, it probably fries their brain like the stupid lizard
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No. 111621 ID: 9e9b47

>>111610

Go find the blind dog and let's head out of here.
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No. 111627 ID: bf1e7e

Fly back and get the dog, even if you can't fly up you can try to glide out downward.

Don't mess with the column for now.
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No. 111650 ID: 632862

Hey, I think the Spacewhales have been watching Earth for a while, and when the zombie outbreak happened they were like "Awww, but we LIKED humanity!" Then they noticed the animals were immune, so they decided to try making the animals intelligent by shoving the minds of Reds into animal bodies, and releasing them back into the 'wild'.

The PONY plague was a new experiment, which failed because all the transformed humans went and killed themselves.
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No. 111651 ID: 15f6d6
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111651

Okay, I seriously hate this thing for some reason, but I'm gonna leave it alone I guess.

I fly back up to cripple dog.

>"Jim? What's going on Jim? You left me up here. My heart hurts, Jim. Please help me."

Oookay. Maybe I should do something with cripple chick besides just throw her on my back.
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No. 111653 ID: 476456

give her a peck on the cheek and mention that you came back.
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No. 111664 ID: 51d0f5

...Where's her red?
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No. 111666 ID: 15f6d6
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111666

I move in to give her a peck on the cheek and

Oh shit, this is happening. What the hell? Oh, this is seriously weird.

Her red? I figure they throw that part away or something? I have no idea. I honestly don't want to think about it.
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No. 111668 ID: 34470e

>>111666
d'aaaaw. Thank the dog for the kiss.
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No. 111672 ID: 51d0f5

Does that mean you and she both used to be humans once?

Tell her that. Ask her what happened to her heart.
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No. 111673 ID: 15f6d6
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111673

No. NO. I ... I Don't remember anything! ANYTHING! I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT You're TALKIng about!

Oh Oh shit. What the fuck is going on?!
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No. 111674 ID: 51d0f5

Pull out! Pull out!
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No. 111675 ID: e45b52

>>111673
I think you both used to be on the pod, I think you both were transferred.
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No. 111679 ID: 15f6d6
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111679

ah... ah... something is uh... touchin

oh

NO. NO. I... I'm totally.. uh...


Just lookin' for so-some shiny stuff to

uh..

W-why do I feel so warm?

NO.. I-

I've never been here b-before.

Wh-what is she doing?

>"H-help me, Jim Crow. Help me heal my heart."
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No. 111685 ID: 476456

YOU HEARD THE LADY!
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No. 111687 ID: 34470e

>>111679
Bow chicka wow wow
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No. 111693 ID: 632862

>>111679
Maybe instead you were the son of a crow that was in the pod. Did either of your parents speak like you do?
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No. 111694 ID: 9891a9

>>111679
Take a break from the horror, heal your travelling companion's heart~
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No. 111695 ID: c0f3bf

Heal her. Best case scenario she can help fix a problem you have and don't know about.
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No. 111697 ID: 15f6d6
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111697

P... parents? I... I don't remember I jus

>"Help me, Jim Crow. It feels like they pulled it out of me."

I jus- I just remember t-the cold, an

>"They pulled my heart out, Jim Crow. They pulled it right out of me."


I... I don't remember anything. I... I was always on the power line. I was always thinking about that other c-


>"Put a heart in me, Jim Crow. I want to feel it. I want... I want"

I... I remember th-the cold. I... It's all gone. Everything... I... there is a part of me.

>"YES! Yes, Jim Crow. M-make me F-feel it! Y-Yes, Jim Crow!"

-th... that understands.

Everyone is dead.
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No. 111699 ID: afcc21

Try to calm her down, tell her cloacae don't work that way.
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No. 111703 ID: c0f3bf

No they're not! Or if they are, they won't be for long...
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No. 111704 ID: 632862

>>111699
Oh, but they do.
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No. 111705 ID: 0d1fe9

>>111697
Make her feel it, help her heal.
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No. 111723 ID: 15f6d6
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111723

I... I'll help her h-heal.

"I-I L-"
>"YES!"
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No. 111733 ID: 705b6e

This is the most fucked up quest ever, and i love it.
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No. 111740 ID: f21281
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111740

Everybody's dead, Jim.

Everybody. Everybody's dead.

Everybody is dead, everybody's dead, everybody is dead, Jim.
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No. 111756 ID: 8ecfd4

>>111723
Looks like someone is watching.

And to think that I thought space whale sex would be the oddest part of this quest.
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No. 111767 ID: 34470e

(polite sage)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle1fqxgbbvavmd
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No. 111787 ID: 34bfdb
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111787

Pha, Knew you were a 'Furry' Jim. Damn Shame, poor Crow-girl is going to left out in the cold.
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No. 114016 ID: 15f6d6
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114016

Man, that was kinda fucked up. After that all happened, we flew down though one of the holes. Theres, like, more passage in front of me, and theres two big piles of those ball things, and like, a chute and some crap.
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No. 114018 ID: bf1e7e

>>114016

You've got a bit of a stain there, Jim.
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No. 114020 ID: bf1e7e

>>114016

Anyway, we should either check the passage or the chute first.

I suggest the passage, because it looks like it might go left.
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No. 114021 ID: 2cbe3e

>>114016

Check out the chute.
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No. 114024 ID: e0499d

somebody had a good time...

Right now may be a good time to avoid the eggs and go left...
And possibly not run into that catfish... thing...
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No. 114025 ID: 15f6d6
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114025

Okay, this one goes outside.
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No. 114029 ID: bf1e7e

>>114025

So get your ass out there and look around.

Tell the dog to, you know, not walk forward and fall to her death.
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No. 114030 ID: 632862

I think if you ask nicely they might let you go home.
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No. 114031 ID: 15f6d6
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114031

Okay, I'm flyin around now! WOO! Where the hell am I going?
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No. 114033 ID: bf1e7e

>>114031

Go investigate those lights from the background. Maybe there'll be more aboleth sex going on over there.
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No. 114041 ID: f21281

>>114031
Clean your freakin' crotch.
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No. 114042 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114033
Do that.

And for gods sake find a place to clean yourself up Jim. It looks like you got shit on your crotch area. We know what happened but other people won't know about you scoring with a blind dog with green eyes.
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No. 114046 ID: e0499d

>>114031
actually... considering the chances of even finding a liquid with which to clean your (and her) crotch...

The only real solution is to have her lick it off... She can probably clean herself too.
We don't want the damn spacewhale finding both of you covered in... yeah...
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No. 114049 ID: 15f6d6
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114049

Okay I guess I could try to get her to lick it off or something but I'm already flying toward one of those portal things and there's a guy right up here. Should I try to turn around or what? I left dogtits way back there in the hivey-thing or whatever. Is it messy down there or something?
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No. 114051 ID: bf1e7e

>>114049

Fly on up and perch on its horn. We need some answers, and maybe you can get some from it.
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No. 114052 ID: 632862

>>114049
...hmm, you should go back to get her.
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No. 114053 ID: bf1e7e

>>114052

If we go get dogtits we can only glide down. We'll never be able to harass the space whale with dogtits on our back.
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No. 114054 ID: 445c48

>>114049
Very. She's also pretty messy.
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No. 114055 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114053
But we can't just abandon our newly found love. The poor thing is blind and all alone in a strange place.
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No. 114056 ID: f21281

>>114049
It's like you had sex with a jar of mayonnaise, dude.
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No. 114058 ID: e0499d

>>114049
if you don't get clean, and you run into that female space whale....
You're gonna be killed...
and hers...
you need that stain GONE
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No. 114061 ID: 15f6d6
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114061

I don't think it saw me! I flew back fast and shit!

"Yo! Sweetcheeks! There is jizz, like, everywhere! I need you to like, nuzzle my junk or something because I literally have no way to clean this shit off and it was like a horse throwing up in a cat's asshole when I blew in your junk"

>"J-jim? Where did you go? I what is happening? I-I don't understand what you're saying."
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No. 114062 ID: f44349

>>114061
Uhhhh
Might wanna look behind you, bro.
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No. 114063 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114061
Tell her to lick your junk in plainer words. Also tell that huge whale coming up from behind that you're busy and he should give you some time alone with your ladyfriend.
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No. 114064 ID: bf1e7e

>>114061

Looks like somebody followed you there, Jim.

If you really want to get clean first, it may be a good idea to get dogtits' tongue working in a hurry.

Probably a better idea to go ahead and greet your visitor as-is, though. Given that you flew back with her behind you she's already seen it, and it'd be rude to keep her waiting.
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No. 114065 ID: 632862

>>114061
Um. The thing is fast approaching. Get close to her so that it will probably grab both of you at once.
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No. 114067 ID: 445c48

>>114061
That was rather indelicately phrased. Also look behind you.
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No. 114071 ID: 0fab1b

>>114061

Hey, you and the lady just shared an intimate moment, two kindred spirits here in the land of freaky squidwhales and skinless wonders. Show a little class and apologise, huh?

That said, right now you'd probably do better to cheese it to someplace that squidwhale behind you won't be able to follow.
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No. 114076 ID: 15f6d6
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114076

OH CRAP IT'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!

"Lick my crotch or we're both dead!"

OH CRAP OH CRAP! Dogtits made like, a noise or something ohshit oshit!

CRAPSHITS THE SPACEWHALE IS TALKING!

"WELL, WHERE DID YOU LITTLE FELLOWS COME FROM, AND WHAT IN THE HEAVENS IS GOING ON HERE?"

"SHITFUCK! LICK FASTER SWEETCHEEKS!"
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No. 114077 ID: bf1e7e

>>114076

Explain that you're trying to get presentable, so that she doesn't kill you. You made a bit of a mess earlier.

Ask if they put somebody's mind in your head.
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No. 114081 ID: 2cbe3e

>>114077

This. Ask if they put some other brain in your brain, but ask it in an accusing sort of way.
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No. 114082 ID: 445c48

>>114076
Do what the above two have said, but jeeze man you need to work on your phrasing and politeness.
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No. 114083 ID: 0fab1b

>>114076

Is this even the same whalething? I'm not sure it is.
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No. 114085 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114081
Do that.

Also ask for some privacy. You're getting your junk licked here and you don't appreciate the audience.
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No. 114097 ID: bf1e7e

>>114085

Let's not be too pushy and demanding here. Best to stay as polite as we can manage. The spacewhale isn't immediately gathering us up in her tentacles and stuffing us in some hole, and it might be nice to keep it that way.
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No. 114099 ID: 15f6d6
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114099

Sorry guys! Sorry! I was freaking out, OK? No, I don't think this is the same one. I think it had blue eyes or something?

"Uh I was trying to get presentable and stuff. Uh"

I whisper to dogtits "don't stop licking."

I actually don't think she's licking at all. Seriously.

"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

Okay I put on my best accusing voice.

"Listen here, you. I am getting my junk licked," (I seriously don't feel any tongue. She's, like, mumbling something into my crotch), "And I don't appreciate the audience. Also. Did you put a brain in my head? Seriously? If you did, that is totally fucked up. I am accusing you, by the way."

I am so good at this.

"OF COURSE WE DID. HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO STORE YOUR CONSCIOUSNESSES WHILE WE FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX YOUR WORLD'S LITTLE PROBLEM? IT DOESN'T EXACTLY WORK, HOWEVER, SO WE ARE EXPLORING NEW METHODS CURRENTLY. LETS GO STORE YOU SOMEWHERE SAFE, OK?"
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No. 114101 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114099
Inquire about why the world needs fixing. And what to they mean by safe. Will you be able to stay with dogtits?
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No. 114103 ID: 0fab1b

>>114099

To be honest I think we are doing OK as a crow. Flying around, finding shiny things, eating eyeballs, it's not a bad life, even without the recent addition of weird interspecies sex.

So, uh, thank the whalething for the offer but politely decline, and let's be on our way. We can ask our friend what the fuck she was doing later.
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No. 114104 ID: bf1e7e

>>114099

Back up a bit further into the hole.

Explain that you think you're doing pretty okay on your own, and you'd really rather not go somewhere else at the moment.

Ask where the little balls come from.
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No. 114109 ID: 632862

>>114099
Tell them you were doing fine hanging around with the other crows before that other whalething abducted you. Also, the poor dog was tied up all alone, bleeding from straining against the wire she was tied to. Demand better living arrangements.
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No. 114127 ID: 15f6d6
File 126385905349.jpg - (87.35KB , 750x750 , 8.jpg )
114127

Yeah, I'mma back up.

"Look, I got this shit under control. I got to stay with my honey anyway. You guys don't keep a neat nest. I saw some pretty messed up stuff. Asides, what problem are you all up on about, anyway?"

"THE PROBLEM WITH THE HUMAN DEAD COMING BACK TO LIFE. THE HUMAN SPECIES IS IN REAL DANGER OF EXTINCTION AT THIS POINT. ARE YOU BACKING AWAY FROM ME? DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE AFTER YOU. I'M JUST GOING TO PUT YOU SOMEWHERE NICE AND SAFE, WHERE YOU CAN'T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE."
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No. 114141 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114127
Ask him what they plan to do about it. Also ask him for more information about the safe place. Because honestly this extradimensional pocketspace is pretty fucked up. What with reds chained up and having their brains placed in animal bodies.

Ask him what they do with the reds bodies after they have been braintransplanted. And specifically where is your body?
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No. 114143 ID: 632862

>>114127
"Like where? We wanna be able to move around and have stuff to play with so we don't get bored."
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No. 114166 ID: 15f6d6
File 126386117166.jpg - (97.15KB , 750x750 , 9.jpg )
114166

"So uh, where you gonna put us? Also, what's up with the red guys and the balls and stuff? What do you do with them after?"

We back up some more.

"YOU'D BETTER STOP BACKING UP LITTLE THING. YOU'RE REALLY TRYING MY PATIENCE. HOW DID YOU FIND THAT ROOM? THERE IS NO WAY THE AREA OF THE NEST YOU WERE PLACED IN SHOULD CONNECT TO THERE. WE JUST THROW THEM AWAY WHEN THEIR CONSCIOUS HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED. THEY ARE JUST LUMPS OF DEAD FLESH AT THAT POINT. NOW COME HERE."

"No, seriously where are you gonna put us? We need to be able to play and stuff. It's important."

"Hey Jim," dogtits whispers, "what on earth is going on?"

"I'LL NOT HAVE ANY MORE OF YOUR NONSENSE, YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW!"
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No. 114171 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114166
Flip him the bird and tell him that you're not going anywhere until he says what's going on and were he's going to take you.

And tell dogtits to calm down. You will handle this and protect her. Just ask her to trust you on this.

If it comes to a fight you should aim for the eyes. Those very big eyes look like they could hurt alot if you peck them a bit.
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No. 114172 ID: e0499d

>>114166
say that we'll go peacefully if dogtits is allowed to come with us... and if she's not, we're not coming
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No. 114176 ID: 3af198

Tell him how you came from the outside through a portal and not from this place.
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No. 114177 ID: c0f3bf

Sounds like they know what they're doing... Say you'll come if the dog can come too, and also ask if you can help them out with anything?
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No. 114183 ID: 15f6d6
File 126386317847.jpg - (82.25KB , 750x750 , 10.jpg )
114183

"Don't worry sweetcheeks, I'll-"

Okay, maybe I should have run or something. I totally forgot how hella fast these dudes are.

"GOTCHA!

"Okay, Uh. I'll totally cooperate if you um, put us in the same place and stuff. Uh. Yeah. Also, dude, do you need any help with anything?"

"DUDE? OUR GENDERS LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! I AM A LADY YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE SHIT!"

"Sorry! Sorry! I came from outside the portal and stuff."

"OF COURSE YOU DID! DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? I NEED TO STICK YOU SOMEWHERE. SHUT UP AND QUIT SQUIRMING. WHAT IN THE HEAVENS ARE YOU COVERED IN? IT FEELS DISGUSTING."
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No. 114184 ID: 3a2be8

>>114183
you don't want the answer to that question.
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No. 114185 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114183
Answear that question. It's her fault for not letting you clean up. Also point out that dude is in fact genderneutral.
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No. 114186 ID: 445c48

>>114183
"Dude can be gender neutral! As can bro! It depends on the context!"
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No. 114189 ID: c0f3bf

>>114186
Indeed, it is very important that the gender neutrality of "dude" and "bro" is established.
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No. 114191 ID: 632862

>>114183
Tell her exactly what it is. Hopefully she will be so disgusted she'll drop you so you can run away.
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No. 114199 ID: 15f6d6
File 126386488760.jpg - (69.14KB , 750x750 , 11.jpg )
114199

That is jizz. We came so hard all the fuck over the place. Just sayin'

"GAH! YOU HORRIBLE, FILTHY BEAST! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

Okay, I am swooping down to grab dogtits, but where the hell should I head? This goes back into the room with the balls, and that goes into the big room with the reds and shit. I can only fly down cause I've got to nab dogtits. I need a serious plan, seriously!

"Also, Dude is totally gender neutral, for reals!"
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No. 114203 ID: 632862

>>114199
There were more platforms and tunnels further down in the tower room. Go in one of them.
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No. 114214 ID: e0499d

>>114199
get dogtits,
ask this whale about another female "spacewhale" that has blue eyes...
You know, say that you're looking for her, and that she brought you here for her own reasons.
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No. 114224 ID: 9da92e

Go to the room with the balls.
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No. 114225 ID: 15f6d6
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114225

Okay I am going that way hardcore! The tunnels are big though. Crawling through them slows the thing down, but, like, where am I going? Back outside? The only little hole here is the one we started in, and I can't get back up to that one.

I seriously need an idea or something.

"Hey! I'm looking for one of you guys with blue eyes. It totally brought me here to begin with."

"YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Okay seriously what is the plan?
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No. 114227 ID: bf1e7e

>>114225

Shout back at the spacewhale, ask what happened to that red she was carrying.
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No. 114228 ID: f2173f

Hide in amongst the stack of reds. She can't rummage around in there too much or it might disrupt things, so it works for us.

Alternatively keep flying through the chambers until you find someplace smaller so it's harder for her to track you down.
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No. 114231 ID: 632862

>>114225
Hmm, if you keep going down he'll catch up and grab you before you get anywhere.

Try going in the first tunnel you get to, and find somewhere to hide.
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No. 114247 ID: 15f6d6
File 12638689172.jpg - (150.11KB , 750x750 , 13.jpg )
114247

"HEY WERE YOU CARRYING A DUDE?"

"FUCKING SHIT! OH YOU SONOFABITCH YOU MADE ME DROP IT!"

Holy shit I think I distracted it or something! It totally ran right into the big thing in the middle! Oh fuckballs there is light and shit everywhere!

So uh? First tunnel or just keep flying down? I think if I basically fall as fast as I can I can go faster! It is like, seriously super pissed at this point!

"J-jim?" Oh, dogtits is talking or something "seriously can you tell me what is going on?"
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No. 114249 ID: bf1e7e

>>114247

Yeah, probably best to go fast.

Tell Dogtits to hold on tight, we're running from an angry spacewhale.
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No. 114252 ID: 445c48

>>114247
Tell her that you're being chased by one of those space-whale things that brought you here, but she's pissed as hell.

Also what's her actual name, we can't keep calling her Dogtits.
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No. 114253 ID: 34470e

>>114247
"We're being chased by spacewhales and shit like that!"
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No. 114257 ID: 632862

>>114247
Tell him he should probably go back and catch it, he's doing more damage than you did anyway.

Also yes, go down fast, and tell the dog you're running from your captors.

Once you've gone down like 5 or 6 floors, slow down and land carefully on a ledge.
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No. 114258 ID: c0f3bf

Yell out that they had her on a leash that was cutting into her neck, you just don't trust someone that does that to take good care of your bodies/consciousnesses.
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No. 114273 ID: 15f6d6
File 126387007294.jpg - (143.65KB , 750x750 , 14.jpg )
114273

"My buddy here had her on a leash that was cutting into her neck, and I just don't trust someone that does that to take good care of bodies/consciousnesses." I shout.

It keeps bumping into the walls and the column and shit! Everything is like, shaking and stuff!

"YOU STUPID LITTLE TURD! I WILL TAKE REALLY GOOD CARE OF YOUR- OW, FUCK!"

OHGOD should I just keep going down? I don't even know if the tunnels are safe or not! She's totally still following me and like, Breathing fire?! WHAT THE FUCK!

"Hey, uh, everything is exploding and we're running for our lives. what's your name anyway?" I ask Dogtits.

"Charlotte"

"Pleased to meet you."
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No. 114276 ID: c0f3bf

Yell for her to stop crashing into stuff and send someone else! You'll wait in here, but she's REALLY not inspiring confidence!
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No. 114278 ID: be6e7a

Fly up and around the pillar, try to get outside again.
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No. 114279 ID: 632862

>>114273
Tell her to stop chasing you before she breaks everything!
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No. 114280 ID: bf1e7e

>>114273

Tell the whale that she's totally breaking stuff, and ask why she can't just let you go.

Also keep going.
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No. 114282 ID: ceb504

>>114273

Fly away from the column. Tell the thing to stop breaking everything.
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No. 114284 ID: 15f6d6
File 12638708681.jpg - (129.17KB , 750x750 , 15.jpg )
114284

"HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT BREAKING EVERYTHING AND JUST LET ME GO!"

"MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT RUNNING AND - OW! LET ME WRING YOUR -FUCK! STUPID LITTLE NECK!"

Hey! There is a hole in the bottom! I'm totally going that way!

Holy shit a helicopter!
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No. 114285 ID: 8dc9d5

>>114284
Holy shit!
Check out that helicopter!
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No. 114287 ID: f0fac0

Dive, motherfucker. Dive
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No. 114288 ID: be6e7a

Get a closer look at what's inside of it before trying to land on it or something.

Don't get sucked into the blades, that would be unpleasant.
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No. 114289 ID: e0499d

>>114273
Promise you'll go with someone else. She's sorts scaring you right now, etc...

Really, going to earth now us a bad idea. People are turning into reds and ponies
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No. 114290 ID: e0499d

>>114273
Promise you'll go with someone else. She's sorts scaring you right now, etc...

Really, going to earth now us a bad idea. People are turning into reds and ponies
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No. 114291 ID: bf1e7e

>>114284

Wave to the pony.
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No. 114292 ID: be6e7a

>>114288

Actually, nevermind. Try to land on one of the runners. CAREFULLY, so you don't get sucked into the blades.
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No. 114295 ID: 632862

>>114284
Think you can glide into the pilot's compartment or something?
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No. 114296 ID: bf1e7e

>>114295

NO.

BAD SUGGESTER.

JIM CROW IS A BIRD THAT IS A BAD SUGGESTION.
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No. 114300 ID: 632862

...How does a bird know what a helicopter looks like, hmm?
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No. 114301 ID: 632862

I guess the door probably wouldn't be open though.
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No. 114302 ID: 043cd3

>>114300

Gee, it's almost like they just hinted earlier that Jim Crow had a human intelligence transferred into a bird!
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No. 114305 ID: 632862

>>114302
>human intelligence
>implying Crow will fly straight into the glass
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No. 114307 ID: bf1e7e

>>114305

>human intelligence
>what the fuck quest have you been reading
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No. 114309 ID: 15f6d6
File 126387243531.jpg - (256.69KB , 750x750 , 16.jpg )
114309

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?
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No. 114310 ID: 34470e

>>114309
Try and use the jizz into some sort of Jizz Beam.
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No. 114314 ID: 632862

>>114307
I'm saying he knows what glass IS. He has better comprehension of his environment than a normal crow!
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No. 114380 ID: af3e6d

Holy fuck where'd that fucking pony get a helicopter?
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No. 114537 ID: 8ecfd4

>>114309
Get into that Helicopter brave little crow!
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No. 114546 ID: ec4966

The pony! It's not dead! Yayyy!
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