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488701 No. 488701 ID: 67bfa9

[WARNING! THIS QUEST MAY CONTAIN NUDITY AND OTHER NSFW CONTENT 18+ ONLY!]

My Name is Saitnen SoulSworn

My father with his Dying breath made me promise to be the worlds greatest Hero!

and I swore an oath to him that I would uphold this final wish.
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No. 504762 ID: 67bfa9
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504762

>Do you have a job? Any source of income? A credit card at least?
uh not really, my dad always had tons of money, I just got some from him whenever I needed any, or I bummed a couple hundred off Paris.

>First, feed various underpants into armor and observe effects.
I offer a pair of plain white panties taken from the blade thug to the gear . . . well it ate them but I don't feel any different . . . not sure if I should feed the gear more underwear now, I have 5 pairs left.

>then mens underwear would be your kryptonite
what, would man underwear cause the gear to explode or something? . . . Ugh, why does that sound EXACTLY like the sort of thing Father would have the gear do.

>Let's go in the back. Try and limit the criminal element knowing where you are.
I climb up the building side making it too Paris's place, doesn't look like anyone saw me.
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No. 504790 ID: bf54a8

okay while safe is the best time to test it, bring the men underwear near it, SLOWLY. if it starts making a noise one would best describe as 'pissed off' then back off with them. and just throw in the rest.
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No. 504806 ID: a2310a

maybe generic underwear just acts as ammo for the weapons you get from the special ones. check the visor.
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No. 505161 ID: 67bfa9
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505161

>bring the men underwear near it, SLOWLY. if it starts making a noise one would best describe as 'pissed off' then back off with them. and just throw in the rest.

as I bring the underwear close the gear makes some low rumbling kinda sound, I have NO idea what that's supposed to mean. I guess I'll just put them away for now

>check the visor
Huh? has one of the bars gone down? did the panties do that, how does that even make sense? is the bars going down even a bad thing?! Aargh! I don't get any of this . . .

maybe if I try putting in another pair of panties I can see what happens, I'll use one of the store bought ones this time

*SHUNK*

well it ate the panties but none of the bars changed . . . I have four pairs left.
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No. 505164 ID: f2c20c

>>505161
You used the darts since the last time you checked. I think the dots are ammo, and you need to steal panties from supervillains to gain any powers. Normal thugs don't get you anywhere. Or maybe it can only display 3 types at a time?

Let's stop fooling with it and meet our buddy.
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No. 505171 ID: c210da

>>505161
Perhaps the meter went down because the suit was assisting you in your cat-burglar like behavior of sneaking in through a window several stories up.
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No. 505172 ID: d6ef5d

Huh. We're almost out of darts, looks like. And it seems we don't have a way to refill the ammunition either. That's unfortunate.
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No. 505176 ID: c31f72

Try wearing the a pair of the panties to see if that'd make a difference
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No. 505207 ID: 04b86a

>>505161
>Huh? has one of the bars gone down? did the panties do that, how does that even make sense?
The bars are charges, each power starts off with 5 and using that power uses up a charge.

Umm... maybe normal panties recharge the gear bar and you can somehow use charges from that to recharge the powers? Start trying to recharge it.
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No. 505232 ID: 9f7d0e

proceed Parisways. the person, I mean.
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No. 506013 ID: 67bfa9
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506013

>You used the darts since the last time you checked. I think the dots are ammo,
well I guess that would explain the bar going down . . .

>proceed Parisways. the person, I mean.
Paris isn't here, he's probably still at the hospital hitting on the angry flat chested cop.

Lily LaQuitte: "Ahem!"

oh shit there's someone in the room . . . Oh it's just Paris' bitchy maid she hates my guts . . . I can't understand why he hasn't fired her yet.

Lily LaQuitte: "Zee Kane fameely doeseent want you here, no one wants you anywhere leettle worm, go back to Zee mudpits where you belong."
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No. 506017 ID: 8334ff

>>506013

"I promise next time to take my shoes off before entering the building."
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No. 506018 ID: 35e15b

Quick, derail her attempts to force you out with an unexpected compliment!
"Why Mademoiselle LaQuitte, did you do something with your hair today? It flows so beautifully with such elegance."
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No. 506022 ID: b53faa

>>506013
no, all of these will just get us in trouble. Let's go for the diplomatic route this time, mates.
"Hey, look. For once I actually dont intend to cause trouble here. I am here on important business, and REALLY gotta talk to paris.
Weird superhero shit started happening and they might be able to help."
If that doesnt work, back off and create a DISTRACTION, IE upturning a table in the next room and using catninja powers to spiderman to the ceiling and out of the room while she handles that.
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No. 506023 ID: f2c20c

Tell her that you've got assassins after you and if you can just stay here for a little while it would go a long way to ensuring you don't die in the near future. Tell her you're willing to make yourself useful to pay them back for housing you, so long as your presence here remains on the down-low.
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No. 506071 ID: 7003a8

>>506013
"Unless they finally disowned Paris I was invited.
I'll try to avoid getting in your way, though."
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No. 506076 ID: e8c15b

nah. shay and wait.
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No. 506077 ID: 8a3061

steal her panties
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No. 506590 ID: 593f45

>>506077
Yeah, you'll obviously gain fish/maid powers if you steal her panties, so you're going to have to.

Hop to it.
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No. 506635 ID: c44712

We do not steal panties from the legally innocent!
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No. 506714 ID: ad199c

This could be a good time for a heel turn.
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No. 508095 ID: 67bfa9
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508095

>steal her panties
I'm not so sure that's a good idea . . .

Saitnen: "Hey I'm not here to cause trouble, honest"

Lily LaQuitte: "Yet troubeel you cause all zee same."

Saitnen: "Look Paris wants me here and last I checked he's still your boss so go talk to him"

Lily LaQuitte: " . . . Meester Kane, he ees not pleased weeth some of hees sons poor choicees, nor some of hees son's company."

with that she leaves, was that a threat?
ugh I wish she'd learn to speak better english.
whatever at least she's gone.
huh? I hear a quit greeting outside the door.

Lily LaQuitte: "Young Meester Kane."

Paris Kane: "Hey Lily whats up!"

foot steps

Paris Kane: "haha bye Lily!"

Paris enters the room
Paris Kane: "Oh hey Sai, I figured you'd be hanging here, I set up the game station."

Saitnen: "oh cool I guess . . ."

Paris Kane: "Um you didn't make Lily angry again did you, she seemed pretty peeved."
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No. 508097 ID: 735f4f

Profess your innocence on the making her angry. She seems to think you are a bad influence on her master or something. Crazy rich people stuff you know.
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No. 508101 ID: d6ef5d

I didn't make her angry, she just was!
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No. 508102 ID: bf54a8

"no, she just hates me. meaning seeing me is all it takes to piss her off. anyway, i think there is a hit out on me or something. after you left a robot in a nurse outfit tried to kill me. guessing the nurse thing was to sneak in. but yeah. that makes two attempts on my life in one day.


also there is something really important and secret i need to talk to you about. can you keep a secret?"

think we need to spill to beans. after he agreees hold up the arm thing flip down the goggles and switch modes so he can see it transform. he will probably remark that it is cool. then inform him it does that because your shoulder thing eats women's underwear.
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No. 508106 ID: f2c20c

>>508095
Oh just say that you kinda climbed in through the window and she might not have appreciated that.
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No. 508130 ID: 888df6

Totally did make her angry. He knows us, we're not the diplomatic sort. It wasn't on purpose though!
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No. 508143 ID: 2d3c9d

nah, she always hates us.

tell him about the recent developments.
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No. 508147 ID: 7e84b0

Well sit down, play some games and start talking, thank Paris for being a bro and showing up at the hospital, especially as he helped clear up the mess with the police girls. Ask if he got anywhere with the alien police girl, who does pretty damn hot, but was kind of hostile towards you for no real reason. If he didn't get horribly rejected you should let him know you're taking the short and cute police girl out for coffee tomorrow because you beat up some punks that were threatening her. Advise against a double date though - therein lies trouble.

You might also want to hint that you've discovered the strange secret of your fathers Gear and you're a bit stronger now so if he needs help he can totally call on you for support.

Ask if he's got any tips for getting Lily to like you better. Maybe you could sleep at Paris' place if you do some housework around the building or something.
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No. 511049 ID: 67bfa9
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511049

Saitnen: "I dunno Paris, she just hates my guts. I didn't even do anything."

Paris Kane: "huh, maybe next time you can try being more polite? she likes that."

I don't want to even think about that stuck-up clean-freak anymore. Time to change the subject.
Saitnen: "so how did things go with that flatchested alien cop?"

Paris Kane: "Dude, could you please not call her that."

Saitnen: "Whatever . . ."

Paris Kane: "Her name is Handine and she's super into me, listened to every word I had to say, she even has a pet name for me "Mr.Kane"!

Saitnen: "Um-"

Paris Kane: "But that's not all! this friday she invited me to a "business meeting" in her "office" to discuss "private police funding", I think we both know what she's really talking about!"

Saitnen: "uh sure . . . well things went really good for me too with . . . um, whatever her name is, ya know glasses cop. Anyways we're going on a date tomorrow."

Paris Kane: "Score! now you see, not every girl hates you!"

Saitnen: "I think she was impressed by my newfound power when I protected her from a band of thugs."

Paris Kane: "Hey that's right, you got that new gauntlet, what's it do?"

Saitnen: "well it's more than that um . . ."
I'm not sure I want to tell Paris about this, he tends to overreact

Paris Kane: "Oh I get it, secret stuff. Don't worry I respect your privacy dude."

Saitnen: . . .

Paris Kane: "So what's in the bag? or is that secret too?"
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No. 511050 ID: 7baaea

man, I don't even remember.
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No. 511051 ID: bf54a8

you can tell him "it's what my shoulder gear uses for fuel." he will be like 'cool'

also officer cuff was ... what her name was listed as.

anyway tell him about the catgirl and the robot and how you think they are from the same organization. just leave out the part about how you stole their underwear.
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No. 511053 ID: d6ef5d

>I think we both know what she's really talking about!
She thinks she's reeling you in for a donation.

And no, not the kind of donation you're thinking of! (Not sure if we should rain on his parade, though).

>bag
Long story.

>secret stuff
The really weird thing is suddenly everyone seems to know about it! I've has villains trying to kill me ever since I started.
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No. 511060 ID: 13a36d

>>511049
Spill your guts and tell him about how weird your father was and now you're stuck with this thing that runs on panties.
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No. 511139 ID: 1f8505

>>511060

Let's do this. At worst, he'll think we're weird, and at best he'll become an ally.
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No. 514860 ID: 67bfa9
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514860

I decide to tell Paris everything, or at least everything I know.
he doesn't say a word as I explain my situation.
after a minute of silence Paris speaks

Paris Kane: . . . I get it, finally it all makes sense."

Saitnen: "uh, it does?"

Paris Kane: "Your dad finally succumbed to his depravity and began building a device that would gain in power according to the subjugation of all dominant women!

Saitnen: "tha-"

Paris Kane: "Why you ask? isn't it obvious? the patriarchy has been in decline ever since the women's rights movement, millions of men are losing power by the second, and obviously there are those not willing to let this happen."

Saitnen: "wha-"

Paris Kane: "these power hungry alpha males would do anything to keep on top, and that's where your dad's device comes in, he stood to make millions, but not everything went according to plan, Alpha males tend to brag and women's rights activists discovered this plight, THEY sent the assassins that killed your dad AND the assassins that are after you right now. They're after you gear Sai ITS the device your dad built, and it's PURE. EVIL."

Saitnen: "uh-"

Paris Kane: "Talk to the feminists? they'll never listen. WE HAVE TO DESTROY IT SAI, it's the only way for all of this too end!"

Jeeze Paris has gone off the deep end . . .
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No. 514861 ID: 593f45

>>514860
Now your purpose is clear. You must gain panties and make your way to tumblr headquarters to destroy the source of all evil.
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No. 514862 ID: 735f4f

Yeah not really buying that but you can tell him you are going to use there device against them and need his help to find there headquarters.
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No. 514863 ID: 35edd4

You didn't ask for this, you're not trying to make any kind of misogynistic statement, but they're trying to kill you anyway. Giving in to such force is wrong. Heroes don't submit to people whose negotiating tactic is "kill everyone", no matter what their ostensible reasons are.
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No. 514864 ID: 601855

>>514860

I... I think my dad was just a really rich lech. Otherwise, why would the assassins just left the gear there?

It's more likely he personally annoyed a group of FEMININE ASSASSINS.

...which explains the catgirl, really.
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No. 514866 ID: eaa372

Hate to break it to you but Paris does have a point about the psycho-sexual politics and your gear. Now it's very likely your father didn't understand the consequences building panty powered armor but you should see where Paris is coming from.

Or you could disregard your friend and continue an endless series of battles just to fuel your precious gimmick device.
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No. 514867 ID: e3aff6

He does kind of have a point about the unsavory implications of your device, but I doubt a group of mad women's rights activists would choose a scantly clad catgirl as their first choice of assassin.

Besides, it sounds like the assassins would probably still try to kill you even if you destroyed the gear.
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No. 514868 ID: f2c20c

Uh, tell him your dad wanted you to be a hero. Oppressing women sounds rather un-hero-like.
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No. 514871 ID: 13a36d

>>514860
Oh shit, Paris has been brainwashed! Or replaced by a feminist clone! We know this can't be your best friend's TRUE feelings!

We have to find a way to break the spell or find the real Paris, but not now, now we need to bide our time and figure out what's been going on. Let's go back and meet with glasses cop and see if anyone's reported any suspicious activity around Paris's tower thing.
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No. 514872 ID: bf54a8

tell him to wait a second, he should realize they would never believe that we would willingly destroy it. if they see me without it they would assume i simply hid it away, capture me, and try to torture the nonexistent hiding place out of me. at least with it i can fight back. besides, he just has to make sure you never succumb to it's power and abuse it.
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No. 514876 ID: 19b3c3

Ugh. Why did you tell him, really.

>response
Uh, you don't think we can harness the evil for a good end? It's not as if any weapon is a good thing, really. And it can hardly upset the social order if there's just one and we don't mass produce it.

And not that I have anything against feminism or women's rights, but people willing to kill over it aren't good people right? If it's drawing crazies like that to me, shouldn't I fight them? Aren't I more... taking the power they're irresponsibly spending on murder and crime and turning it back to a good end?
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No. 514881 ID: 35edd4

>>514867
> I doubt a group of mad women's rights activists would choose a scantly clad catgirl as their first choice of assassin.

This is a really good point.
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No. 514882 ID: f29aa1

>>514860
LIE: "It, uh, actually is really picky, and only consumes the panties of villains."
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No. 514946 ID: c23ab0

OK now I'm reaching on this one, but I think I've found the flaw in this whole diabolical plan. Before you fight with Paris get him to put on a pair of those woman's panties you bought.
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No. 514950 ID: cf49fc

>>514861
He's right. The Patriarchal and Matriarchal extremists are only going to get MORE EXTREME. Ergo you've got to ally with Glasses Cop (After acquiring her a device that runs on Boxer Shorts) and go on a global rampage to destroy BOTH FACTIONS. It's the only way to save [PLANETNAME].
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No. 514956 ID: ea4b0b

>>514950
I agree, this is now the primary driving goal for me. We must get glasses her boxergear.
which would mean getting some level playing-field action going.
Tell your friend of your plan, unless you think this will cause him to flip out MORE.
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No. 514962 ID: 6d5e30

this sounds like it's going to end in an epic battle between glasses and us.

And then maybe sex.
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No. 514972 ID: ea4b0b

>>514962
prefferably both at once.
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No. 514979 ID: 7003a8

>>514860
"You're right.
I hate this gear, but I have no choice. I am honorbound to use it and become the world's greatest hero.

I need another option, Paris. And I need your help to find it."
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No. 514981 ID: 05392a

what.
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No. 517428 ID: 67bfa9
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517428

Saitnen: "Evil or not, I've done nothing wrong and it's the only thing keeping me alive from these crazy people. I NEED it."

Paris Kane: That's the gear talking Sai! the gear isn't saving you it's corrupting you with it's evil temptations of power!"

Saitnen: "You're wrong! my dad wanted me to be a hero!"

Paris Kane: "man a hero? you're just a junkie!"

Saitnen: "Help me find another way!"

Paris Kane: " I AM helping you."

Paris activates an intercom

Paris Kane: "Security? I need you to arrest Saitnen Soulsworn immediately!"
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No. 517429 ID: 1f8505

>>517428

Junkie?? What?! We are not so horribly physically dependent on this suit! We are a PANTY-POWERED SUPERHERO!

Time for a dynamic escape. Run for the nearest window and jump through it.
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No. 517431 ID: bf54a8

"so this is how it is? i thought we were friends, but when i ask you to trust me, you wont, goodbye"

and jump out a window.
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No. 517432 ID: bf54a8

>>517429
actually we may be, but for a different reason. we were hit with a double dose of super deadly poison. the fact we didn't die is because of this thing, no idea if the docs cleared it from our system but if they didn't get all of it then the only thing keeping us from dying horribly is the suit.
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No. 517433 ID: 91c1b3

>>517429
>>503710
We're near the top I think. I don't think we can survive a fall that big without going to another hospital.
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No. 517435 ID: bf54a8

>>517433
well yeah we aren't going to just plummet, we jump and then grab the ledge and high speed climb down.
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No. 517456 ID: f2c20c

>>517428
Call him an idiot and jump out the window you came in through.
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No. 517506 ID: 47a120

>>517428
>>514860
wait what? How does the first lead into the second?
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No. 517508 ID: cf49fc

>>517456
Perfect, but I suggest we kick him in the balls first, and shout, "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" on the way down from his window.

Don't worry about the fact that we're on the 80-billionth floor, we'll handle it.
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No. 517524 ID: 35edd4

>>517456
It's not calling him an idiot, it's informing him of the objective truth.
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No. 517544 ID: 7003a8

>>517428
"Ugh, we weren't done talking and you go and force the issue? Not cool, but I forgive you bro."

Then jump out the window.
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No. 517560 ID: 5869f6

Kick him in the dick
backflip out window
...
LIKE A BAWS
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No. 517573 ID: ea4b0b

>>517544
bumping this because kicking our best bro in the testes over his misstep here probably would just bite our ass later
tell him you aint about to get arrested, but you are gonna give his points some thought and see if you can figure something actually agreeable out
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No. 517580 ID: 2ddb7b

...

steal his panties.
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No. 517635 ID: 058fbe

if you are so set, my friend, then I have no choice but to prove you wrong! Keep your ears open, and I assure you, you will be told only of justice and the thwarting of evil when you hear the name: SAITNEN SOULSWORN!

HERO AWAAAAAAAAAY [that is when you escape]
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No. 517648 ID: 8a3061

>steal his panties.

and gain the power of assholery
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No. 517679 ID: cf49fc

>>517648
That's BRILLIANT! Steal HIS panties, which are CLEARLY in a twist.
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No. 518014 ID: 6d5e30

Dude's a traitor. He's the villain, not you. You should teach him a lesson. Bam with the darts and see what he thinks then. Or give him a light tazing.
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No. 518109 ID: 7003a8

>>518014
What? No, he's being an ass about it but he's right. The gear is a PR nightmare, and if it wasn't for his dad's dying wish Saitnen wouldn't even be using it in the first place.
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No. 518112 ID: bf54a8

>>518109
but it IS too late to just get rid of it. we will get ninja assassins still trying to kill us. they wont know we threw it away. and if we say we did they wouldn't believe us. and paris apparently doesn't believe us ether.
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No. 518118 ID: 91c1b3

We will sort this out and turn in the gear once we are done. As of now, we have no assurance that we won't be killed if we are without it. Remind him that one tried to kill us in while we were in the hospital under his care (he was watching over us at least) and would have succeeded if we had not had the gear. Then leave.

...Why'd Saitnen put on the gear in the first place? He already had it on when he found his father dying.
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No. 518121 ID: 7003a8

>>518112
Yea, but I was pointing out Paris isn't a villain. He's trying to do the right thing for the right reasons, but he's being rash and dumb and doing it the wrong way.
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No. 518411 ID: 6d5e30

Look, this is the perfect point for a heel turn. Don't you guys read comics? We could turn his social ineptitude and his morally ambiguous powers into a good thing with a snap of the fingers. Suddenly he's an anti-hero: a person who's hunted by the law and the bad guys but is still fighting to protect the innocent and do what needs to be done. Paris will be our nemesis, our turncoat friend who betrayed us and tried to send us up the river and has made it his public goal to see us brought in, all under the guise of "it's for our own good". Glasses cop will be our spunky sidekick on the inside who feeds us information on criminals and warns us when the police are closing in. Also, a romantic interest in a relationship between an incredibly shy awkward person and a socially inept goofball.

You know, it'd sell. Beat down the turncoat! Give him what-for. Yell something about "you were like my brother!" while doing it.
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No. 518431 ID: c23ab0

>>517635

This.
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No. 518466 ID: 35edd4

>>518411
So much this.
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No. 518801 ID: 67bfa9
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518801

Saitnen: "so this is how it is Paris? I thought you were my friends, but when I ask you to trust me, you won't, goodbye"

Paris Kane: "good bye Saitnen"

Saitnen: "HERO AWAAAAAAAAAY"

I leap through a window
*SMASH*
. . . I probably should have leaped through the one I had already open . . . also I need better get away quips

*THWAM*
I hit the ground

>>We're near the top I think. I don't think we can survive a fall that big without going to another hospital.
pfft like anybody couldn't survive a fall of . . . um . . . seventeen stories . . . well it turned out fine, and that's all that matters!
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No. 518803 ID: 19b3c3

>pfft like anybody couldn't survive a fall of . . . um . . . seventeen stories
Just remember to keep thinking that way if you ever see a villain fall to his or her 'death'. And remember not to think that way about squishy civilians.

Guess we need a new place to crash, now. A place Paris doesn't know about, too.

...did we tell him where or when you were meeting that girl for coffee tomorrow? That might end up being an ambush, now.
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No. 518804 ID: 3a3fd8

keep on runnin'.
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No. 518805 ID: bf54a8

>grants ability to survive 17 story drops

another point in the gear's favor.

let's keep moving. anyplace you have that paris doesn't know about? gear let's you basically live off of panty energy.
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No. 521062 ID: 67bfa9
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521062

>keep on runnin'.
I gotta get out of here and find a place to-
*WAM*

Saitnen: "Gah!"

?????: "Yoink"

*zooom*

. . . HEY, that bitch stole my panties and money!
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No. 521063 ID: 1f8505

>>521062

PURSUE AND ENGAGE!
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No. 521070 ID: bf54a8

you have a ranged attack, use it!
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No. 521071 ID: 19b3c3

>bitch stole my panties
The irony.

Well, time to turn the turnaround around. Get after her.
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No. 521073 ID: ea4b0b

>>521062
Wait, I have a better idea
call after here "You know if you had just asked I would have given you that underwear for free!"
Then chase after her.
Because honestly that stuff has absolutely no purpose for us right now
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No. 521081 ID: 91c1b3

>>521062
You only had 20 dollars, right? Are you sure that's enough to chase her over?
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No. 521082 ID: 19b3c3

>>521081
If we get her panties, we'll get street surfboard powers or something. That alone is worth the trouble.
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No. 521085 ID: ea4b0b

>>521082
Problem is, we arent exactly certain she is a villian. She might think WE are bad guys. I think we should chase her, yeah, but we should try and talk to her as we chase her as opposed to just outright attackign her.
I am probably wrong here, but something about this one isnt striking me as villianous. Perhaps rougeish, but not outright villianous like catlady and robonurse.
Let's go after her and play this oen by ear.
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No. 521094 ID: 6d5e30

If she's not a villain well get the panties by seduction, until then chase her down and get your shit back. Steal a bike or something if you have to to keep up.
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No. 521123 ID: cf49fc

>>521062
You're in an alley. Grab the nearest dumpster and throw it at her. You just jumped 17-stories off a building with no ill-effects, don't tell me you don't have super strength.
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No. 521133 ID: ea4b0b

>>521123
It is possible the arm gear just has some sort of shock absorbtion process built in, not unlike the long-fall boots from portal. We dont exactly have the time here to go testing wether we got superstrength or not, yo.
Do what >>521094 said and hotwire a bike or something, make sure to return it later though. You are gonna be dating a cop, after all.
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No. 521290 ID: f5e470

DASH
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No. 525441 ID: 67bfa9
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525441

>you have a ranged attack, use it!

I don't want to kill her! these darts are lethal

?????: "catch me if you can big shot!"

Saitnen: "You bet I will!"

* * *

I chase her down an alley . . .woah who's the shorty?

????(shorty): "Mr. Soulsworn, I'm glad you're here we need your help saving your father!"

Saitnen: "WHAAAT?!"


Who are these mysterious strangers?
Can Saitnen's dead father really be saved?
Why did Paris Kane Turn turn into a huge douche?
and Will Saitnen's date even be relevant to the plot?

Find out all this and much, much more in the next exciting issue of Soulsworn!

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No. 525442 ID: bf54a8

jerks
no
because he's a nut
no, but it will be a nice break from his hectic day.
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No. 525447 ID: c95833

Radgirl and yodaface.
Probably not.
Magic douche pills his maid has been giving him.
Yes, because he'll get ambushed in the middle of it.
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No. 525449 ID: 91c1b3

People from the future (with a time machine)
We will either cause his death, or watch as he dies
He knows someone that became evil from stealing panties
No
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