>>102447
Hypno-snek beckons all!

Anonymous 2016/08/08(Mon)12:21 No. 102452 ID: defceb
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>SEARING SKY FIREBALL THAT BURNS YOUR FLESH, GIVES YOU CANCER, AND BLINDS YOU IF YOU LOOK AT IT

AlphaLurker 2016/08/08(Mon)19:46 No. 102458 ID: 49f18e
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Would anyone like to play a game of Discus chase?

Smik 2016/08/08(Mon)23:50 No. 102459 ID: 3009b4
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Sami:"Try not to be too lewd"?

If that came from Marcie, if it came from Poly, if it came from Nan or Flycatcher or Skyia or ANYONE but that prudish crazy ass mayor, Sami might been inclined to behave herself.

But she's always had a problem with people in positions authority, especially when they're involved in strange supernatural conspiracies.

>>102459
Here we go again.

>>102459
Please don't derail the thread again.

Gnuk 2016/08/09(Tue)04:31 No. 102463 ID: 2b4cc3
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>>102458

Bella: "DID SOMEONE SAY..."

Gnuk 2016/08/09(Tue)04:33 No. 102464 ID: 2b4cc3
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>>102463

Bella: "DISCUS CHASE?"

>>102459
Sami, chill out and
RESPECT THE MAYOR!

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/09(Tue)06:37 No. 102468 ID: ea2bfa
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You are currently ADVENTURER.

Technically speaking, YOU DO NOT EXIST YET.

But, Archivist thought you were a neat character, so here you are. At the beach. In full plate mail.

You don't want to be here. You really don't. You want to be at The Wild Place, hunting monsters. Or maybe in The Normal World, playing bass or at an arcade or SOMETHING.

But you're at the beach. Next to a sign pointing you towards "Fun". You think this sign is lying to you.

You're gonna go for a swim. That sounds like fun. There's no way your FULL PLATE MAIL could possibly hamper you in this regard...

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/09(Tue)06:40 No. 102469 ID: ea2bfa
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Well, this didn't work out. Your feet are now currently embedded in the sand, and thanks to the current you can't seem to pull them out. You guess you're stuck here, watching everyone else on the beach.

You wonder if anyone's gonna notice you, your fully-armored head staring at them all. If someone mistakes you for some kind of pervert you're gonna be really, really mad.

...yknow, if you ever get free of this current...

If you ever get free of this damnable ocean, you're gonna punch Archivist right in the goddamn face.

>>102463
Your skin's looking awfully dry and cracked, Freak. Did you use enough suntan lotion?

>>102470
That's not Freak, that's the golem.

>>102479
His name is PEEBLESQUEAK, and he is a hero.

Gnoll 2016/08/09(Tue)18:22 No. 102481 ID: 265534
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Cyllene is confused by the lack of atmospheric contaminants, twisted wreckage and flesh-scouring dust storms.
It's also uncomfortably bright and these clothes seem impractical and lacking in protective value.

Anonymous 2016/08/09(Tue)18:43 No. 102482 ID: 163674
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♪♫ NANA NANA NA ♫♪

Anonymous 2016/08/09(Tue)18:43 No. 102483 ID: 163674
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♫♪ MISSISSIPPI QUEEN ♪♫

♫♪ NANA NANA NA ♫♪

Anonymous 2016/08/09(Tue)18:43 No. 102484 ID: 163674
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♫♪ IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN ♪♫



Ramona: “NO”

Ramona: “NO. NO NO NO NO.”

Anonymous 2016/08/09(Tue)18:44 No. 102485 ID: 163674
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Ramona: “Go home. Change. Now.”

Sally: “Mama!”

Sally: “I’m a grown-ass woman!”

Ramona: “You’re a Plath.”

Ramona: “You’re not going out dressed like that until I’m dead and buried. CHANGE. NOW.”

Had to be done.

That outfit was an insult to pockets.

>>102485
MOTHERLY VETO POWER, ACTIVATE!

Toxoglossa 2016/08/09(Tue)19:47 No. 102492 ID: 13459b
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>"Hey, there! Need some sunscreen applied?"

AlphaLurker 2016/08/09(Tue)20:00 No. 102493 ID: 49f18e
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>>102464
Sport:"I did say Discus chase! would you two pretty ladies like to play?"

>>102463
>>102485
Sport:"Wow! there sure are a lot of pretty girls on this beach"

Apples 2016/08/09(Tue)20:05 No. 102494 ID: a4ec41
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Von Strife: I guess I'm just having trouble grasping the intricacies of your plan, Sir.

Cyclops Supreme: Fool! Don't you see that by selling hotdogs to these lowly beach peasants, we will lull them into a false sense of security?

Von Strife: Yes, but-

Cyclops Supreme: And that, once their soft bellies have been satiated by all the stale potato bread and nitrate rich meat byproducts they can stuff down their gullets, they will be too lethargic and thirsty to resist... PHASE TWO!

Von Strife: What's phase two?

Apples 2016/08/09(Tue)20:08 No. 102496 ID: a4ec41
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SELLING 12oz BOTTLES OF TAPWATER AT OUTRAGEOUS MARKUP!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

strngy 2016/08/09(Tue)20:46 No. 102498 ID: af6e04
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"AAUUGHH THEY'RE ALL SO UGLY!!"

>>102498
Look who's talkin'.

>>102498
you don't even have eyes idiot

>>102496
*dramatic gasp* You monster! D=

>>102498
Smash them with your hammer. That'll fix the problem.

>>102459
I support this lovely creature being as lewd as she wants.

>>102502
Blunt force trauma solves many problems, but people being ugly isn't among them. If anything, it makes it worse.

Smik 2016/08/10(Wed)00:43 No. 102507 ID: 3009b4
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>>102467
Sami: Fine. Fucking fine. I won't tell the freakish, corrupted, supernatural, evil and obnoxiously prudish mayor what she can do with her reduction of lewdness and I won't do stuff specifically to piss her off. This is for you guys, 'cause you've been helping me out a lot. And because I like Apples. I will keep my distance.

Amy: Awww, who's my fierce rebel girl who fights the power but still respects The People?

Sami grumbles.

Amy: What's that?

Sami grumbles "merf".

Amy: Who's my fierce girl?

Sami: ... me.

Amy: That's right. Now let's go drink responsibly.

Sami: I don't need to get drunk, I got you.

Smik 2016/08/10(Wed)01:29 No. 102510 ID: 3009b4
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>>102493

Given their special relationship, Nem can control Macha's age.

Nem has made Macha 14 to try to avoid the trouble from last year.

Whether Nem is naive or foolishly optimistic remains to be seen.

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/10(Wed)04:18 No. 102511 ID: ea2bfa
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Music Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBB3_rFPjg

HAHAHAHA! YES! IT'S BEACH DAY!

The sun! The sand! The crystal clear water!

The fact that absolutely nobody here knows who you are, and therefore have no idea what you're capable of!!!

Yessssss! Today's gonna be awesome! You'll play along like you're a normal beach-goer, sure, but you'll find someone you can pull a betrayal off on, right? And then it's just a matter of doing that, and then you'll have a perk! Easy as one, two thr-

Douglas: "Erim? Honey? Remember what we said about Beach Day?"

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/10(Wed)04:25 No. 102513 ID: ea2bfa
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>>102511
Music Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rJFgTNiRuQ

Erim: "...no betrayals on Beach Day."

Douglas: "That's right. We're just here to have a good time."

Erim: "Can I at least buy a hot dog? Those guys seem legit enough for a massive crossover."

Douglas: "That'd require Archivist to draw a character that isn't his, and the thought of mangling someone else's hard work makes him slightly ill."

Erim: "Can we go swimming?"

Douglas: "If you don't mind the guy in full plate mail, sure."

Adventurer: "BITE ME! AND TURN UP THAT RADIO!"

>>102513
My characters cannot be mangled and all are welcome and encouraged to draw them in their own style.

>>102510
If she's trying to avoid sexual shennanigans then instead of making her a hormonal teen she probably should have made her into a 70 year old woman :P

>>102518
>If she's trying to avoid sexual shennanigans then instead of making her a hormonal teen she probably should have made her into a 70 year old woman :P

No... no actually that wouldn't stop Macha at 70. Then you'd have a cranky granny flashing her tits out of pure spite -- nobody wants to see that and I sure as hell don't want to draw it. Nem is genre savvy enough to know that if I won't flash her boobs when she's under age, I won't flash an under-age Macha's either.

I could make Macha younger, but then you'd have a bratty half-pint getting away with stuff because she's a cute little girl. Again, not quite as poetic since Macha acts like a bratty teen more than she acts like a bratty child.

Anonymous 2016/08/10(Wed)11:12 No. 102523 ID: 163674
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AGAIN? THE SAME BEACH? IT’S GETTING CLOSER!

Anonymous 2016/08/10(Wed)11:12 No. 102524 ID: 163674
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FLYING THINGY has just returned from a nearby picnic, stuffed to the brim with FOOD and DRANK. IT CAN’T HOLD IT BACK MUCH LONGER, HERE COMES THE RUSH!

Anonymous 2016/08/10(Wed)11:13 No. 102526 ID: 163674
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"The fuck was that?"

>>102526
What really sells RML's pictures are the beach appropriate structures in the background. They're very atmospheric.

Smik 2016/08/10(Wed)12:49 No. 102530 ID: 3009b4
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>>102526

Nem's not quite sure what it was but she's curious about what she could find out by dissecting it.

Her picnic baskets aren't exactly regulation anymore.

Gnoll 2016/08/10(Wed)13:16 No. 102532 ID: 265534
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Sika: "It must be nice to be huge, everyone will notice you and you don't even have to try."

Korcha: "I don't want that at all..."

Sika: "You wore that top and didn't want to be noticed?"

Korcha: "This is the biggest one I could find."

AlphaLurker 2016/08/10(Wed)14:07 No. 102534 ID: 49f18e
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>>102510
Sport: "I'm sorry I don't understand what you're saying . . . um could you please let go, we were going to play Discus Chase not Discus Tug"

Toxoglossa 2016/08/10(Wed)15:29 No. 102538 ID: 13459b
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk
"Awww yeah, bout time I got out of that damn lab. Nothing like soft sand, hot bodies and cool drinks to soothe the soul."

Toxoglossa 2016/08/10(Wed)15:29 No. 102539 ID: 13459b
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>"Heads up!"

"My Rum-mageddon!"

Anonymous 2016/08/10(Wed)16:12 No. 102543 ID: 163674
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[SHARP INHALE]

[Birds flapping]

Marcie 2016/08/10(Wed)16:12 No. 102544 ID: 163674
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“PASTRIES, HOT AAAAAAND FRESH!!”

“FANCY A ROLL IN THE SAND? COME ON OVER AND GO TO TOWN ON MINE!!”

“WE’VE GOT ROLLS 89 CENTS EACH, THREE FOR $2.25!!”

“SLLLIIIIIIIDE YOUR WEINER BETWEEN MY CAT BUNS RIGHT NOW! THAT’S RIGHT, CAAAAAAAT BUNS!”

[Frantic breathing]

“DON’T LET MY COMPETITORS TRICK YOU INTO NON-CAT-THEMED BUNS!”

“ONLY MARCIE PAN HAS DOUGH LIKE THIS!! COME ON OVER!”

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/10(Wed)16:55 No. 102550 ID: ea2bfa
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Erim: "Come on, Doug! They've got PASTRIES now! And I'm hungry!"

Douglas: "This is why I told you to make a sandwich or something before we got here. How do you expect to pay for food anyways?"

Erim: "...Relics?"

Douglas: "...fine, give it a shot, I guess. I doubt it'll work."

Erim slithers on over to the C.y.c.l.o.p.s D.o.g.s stand, and pulls a small, leatherbound holy book from her Bag of Holding. She's honestly forgotten what this one does. She thinks it makes people assume you're total good and righteous as long as you hold it or something, but she's not sure.

Erim: "Two hot dogs, please! Do you accept the remnants of slain magical beasts?"

Apples 2016/08/10(Wed)18:02 No. 102552 ID: a4ec41
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>>102544

Apples 2016/08/10(Wed)18:02 No. 102553 ID: a4ec41
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NO! The glorious CYCLOPS shall not be defeated by some paltry pastry purveying podunk pussycat! Mark my words...

Apples 2016/08/10(Wed)18:02 No. 102554 ID: a4ec41
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The war for beach concession supremacy has only just begun!

Apples 2016/08/10(Wed)18:17 No. 102555 ID: a4ec41
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>>102550

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/10(Wed)19:05 No. 102556 ID: ea2bfa
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Erim scowls. "Fine! I didn't want to give you my weird angel-skin bible anyways!"

She heads to the pastry stand in a huff. Obviously she needs something very specific to attract this particular cat's attention...

Erim: "HEY CAT LADY CAN I BUY A DONUT, I'LL PAY YOU IN RELICS!"

She pulls a large bone from her bag of holding and clunks it down on the counter.

Erim: "You see this? If you grind it into bonemeal, and add it to wheat flour, and make that into bread, you can read minds!"

Erim: "Or you could use it as a centerpiece for your coffee table! Giant bones make great conversation starters!"

Erim: "Please do not ask me where I got it from, as that is a long, elaborate story involving at least one plane crash and several nail bats."

Anonymous 2016/08/10(Wed)19:26 No. 102557 ID: 163674
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Chuck: “Marcie”

Chuck: “I think you pissed off Cobra Commander with your bake stand.”

Marcie: “Cobra who-now?”

Marcie: “The mayor? She’s a python, Chuck! Not a cobra!”

Chuck: "No Marcie, the guy at the other stand. See?"

Marcie: "Oooooh. The non-cat buns guy. I don't think we have anything to worry about!!"

>>102557
Holy shit Chuck is gray??

>>102558
Yes - his visual design was originally inspired by Fritz the Cat.

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/10(Wed)19:53 No. 102561 ID: ea2bfa
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Erim is a bit confused as to why she's being ignored. She's offering to pay in perfectly good Relics, and here they are talking about a concession stand that's literally closed right now!

But, being a Devil, she eventually gets it. Or, at least, she thinks she does.

Erim: "Oh, I see! You want me to sweeten the deal!!! Well that's fine, I guess you just want to make sure you're getting as much value as you can!"

She rifles through her bag, then pulls out oh holy shit why does she have a heart the size of Chuck's head in her bag?!?

She plops the heart down on the counter.

Erim: "Fine! You can have this, too! It never stops bleeding! And the blood is an aphrodisiac!"

Erim pauses.

Erim: "You have to drink it straight from the heart, though. Raw."

She smirks and crosses her now bloody arms like she just made some sort of amazing offer. "I think that's worth TWO donuts, don't you?"

>>102556
>read minds

After eating the bread, or just by the act of baking it?

>>102562
Eating the bread bestows the power to read minds. One slice equals one day. A loaf made with Behemoth Bonemeal is roughly 10 slices, usually.

Apples 2016/08/10(Wed)20:13 No. 102564 ID: a4ec41
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Meanwhile, Gorgol enjoys some quiet time.

>>102564
Handsome beach daddy.

>>102564
I want to sit in his lap.

No lewd.

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/11(Thu)00:08 No. 102575 ID: ea2bfa
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Music Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xBUXTVVDDw

Douglas: "...I really need to remember not to accept Mix Tapes from Moderator anymore, this is pretty much the exact opposite of Beach Tunes."

Adventurer: "YOU. DOUGLAS DEITY. TURN IT UP!"

Douglas: "Really? You actually want to listen to this?"

Adventurer: "YES. IT ACCURATELY ENCAPSULATES MY MOOD, BEING QUITE SOMBER AND ALL THAT. THOUGH IT'S NOT ENTIRELY MY CURRENT MENTAL STATE, CONSIDERING THERE ARE NO LYRICS ABOUT HOW A HORSE GETS A FUCKING GUN BUT WHEN I WANNA BRING MY DUFFEL BAG OF HOLDING I'M "NEEDLESSLY AGGRESSIVE.""

Douglas: "Alright, man, whatever..."

Douglas turns up the radio, the soothing sounds of a piece on America's rapid decline as sung in audio drag filling the area around Douglas. Thanks to towel positioning, it seems Gorgol's the only one besides Adventurer who can hear it! Sure hope he doesn't mind...

NotDog 2016/08/11(Thu)00:37 No. 102578 ID: 15fae4
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[sound of cutebold feet pitter-pattering up sand dune rapidly and falling over multiple times]

NotDog 2016/08/11(Thu)00:38 No. 102579 ID: 15fae4
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Rendamel: WAIT! WAIT FOR US! WE'RE STILL RELEVANT!

NotDog 2016/08/11(Thu)00:38 No. 102580 ID: 15fae4
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Ren: Wait a second... Where is everyone? I wanna show off my new sexy beach robes!

Visrakum: Hey, this map is all wrong...

NotDog 2016/08/11(Thu)00:39 No. 102581 ID: 15fae4
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Visk: This is LAST YEAR's beach day!

Ren: I KNEW we shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

>>102581
>I KNEW we shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
*face palm* >_<
What is with that place and everything always being a left turn from there?!

>>102581
>>102580

*translator's note: the other Kobold's name is Kon. I accidentally confused his name for Rendamel's older brother, Visrakum because of all the lines of cocaine I do per day

>>102583
Well if you're coming from the right direction, left at Albuquerque could go all sorts of ways.

Gnuk 2016/08/11(Thu)03:08 No. 102587 ID: d77fe0
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>>102539
"Hey! Who threw th"

Bella: "DISCUS CHASE!"

Gnuk 2016/08/11(Thu)03:26 No. 102589 ID: d77fe0
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>>102470

Freak: "I didn't even want to come. The sun is too bright, the temperature is too hot, there are too many people around, the sand goes everywhere in my swimming trunks and it itches, the water is clearly too cold. I could have stayed home."

Freak: "If i had one, of course"

Smik 2016/08/11(Thu)12:40 No. 102608 ID: 3009b4
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Sami: Hey Nem, give me some of those Gaelish brownies.

Nem: Why?

Sami: That weird snake thing's looking to trade relics for snacks. Monster bones, ancient texts -- for picnic foods.

Nem: Oh! Well then see if it's interested in Faerie Drop Mushrooms or Dreamsplane Tonic too if it'd like a religious experience.

Sami: Nem, I know you're from North Gaelend but those things just make you trip balls, it's not a religious experience. Especially the tonic.

Nem: With appropriate supervision, they're perfectly safe.

Sami: Whatever, we can trade it for ancient artifacts.

Nem: Oh, of course. Just make sure...

Sami: I've done drug deals before Nem, just let me handle it.

Nem: Sami.

Sami: Nem.

>>102601
Ellen sure is a downer

>I've done drug deals before Nem, just let me handle it.
Sami that's like the least reassuring reassurance.

>>102613
But it IS reassurance.

t 2016/08/11(Thu)16:24 No. 102618 ID: d11a67
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hope were not late! anyone wanna build sandcastles?

we brought popsicles!!

>>102618
What flavors did you bring?

t 2016/08/11(Thu)17:05 No. 102620 ID: d11a67
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>>102619
i got spider-man flavor it you want

>>102620
Sweet! I'll take it!

>>102560
>Fritz the Cat inspired Charlemagne the Legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6MlaIe1ljs

Layla 2016/08/12(Fri)14:15 No. 102645 ID: 163674
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Layla: “HEY.”

Layla: “I got a call sayin’ this beach is full of spiky monsters.”

Layla:

Layla: “Hope they got room for one more.

Layla: “Huh-huh.”

>>102645
There's so many dogs on this beach we should have called it "bitch day" amirite?

Also holy shit she's a doberman.
I guess it's obvious in retrospect.

Miasma 2016/08/12(Fri)19:39 No. 102652 ID: cc08c7
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Meowster Cyclops sir, I can't get to the beach house to use the tap. Some deer lady locked the door. Also there's way too many dogs and I think I'm gonna have an adorable little heart attack.

>>102645
Layla's a dobie? Couldn't tell.

>>102652
Poor kitty.

>>102653
I tend not to draw the fur patterns in the greyscale quest, which is why a lot of people were also surprised that Chuck is a grey tabby!

>>102653
>>102651
>>102655
One of the more useful bits in the Coxscussion thread is the
Official species list, that came in response to a mistake by myself.

Look for it here.
>>100076

Back to de-beachery.

Gnoll 2016/08/13(Sat)08:02 No. 102666 ID: 265534
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Korcha: "Can I get two... Wait, better make it ten, uh... No, eleven hot dogs. You take Dalmeran Seta, right?"

Sophie 2016/08/13(Sat)15:57 No. 102675 ID: 163674
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…


It is funny that a home that hurts us so badly can make us sick for it when we leave. Maybe I will never see the mountains again.

Sophie 2016/08/13(Sat)15:57 No. 102676 ID: 163674
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But… at least I have found one more palm tree.

>>102675
>>102676
Looks, skills, and mystique.

Dr. Phetphommasouk is the full package.

Justin 2016/08/13(Sat)22:39 No. 102689 ID: 8013df
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Me: Marscha where the hell are we. This is not the Ordian coast.
Marscha: Does it really matter? It's a beach isn't it?
Me: YOU IDIOT WE'RE GOING THERE TO SCOUT, NOT HAVE FUN.
Marscha: Eh? But Kharun said...wait a minute, where's Kharun?

Arhra 2016/08/13(Sat)23:34 No. 102693 ID: 908ead
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[default]'s tiny offshoot has a spiffy new beach house, but could it be improved?

Arhra 2016/08/13(Sat)23:35 No. 102694 ID: 908ead
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Luckily Deem happens to be an expert on this topic.

Arhra 2016/08/13(Sat)23:44 No. 102697 ID: 908ead
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Alice should probably just stay in here. Yes, that's probably for the best.

>>102697
You're naked under there, aren't you, Alice?

Arhra 2016/08/14(Sun)00:49 No. 102701 ID: 908ead
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>>102645
You're on.

Kallia: "Agh!"

Hin: "I've got it!"

>>102701
jeez hin, you're flatter than i remembered

>>102697
Hope you're far enough up the beach for the tide to avoid you.

>>102697
Hey look, she's been planted!

Smik 2016/08/14(Sun)12:04 No. 102713 ID: 3009b4
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Kitty: Don't worry, fellow feline! We'll help you out of this predicament! SPIKE! Open that door in our typical, crudely drawn and comedic fashion!

Spike: RIGHT!

Kitty: Meantime, I'll hide you in the top of my swimsuit which should keep you out of sight of all those relatively harmless dogs in an innocent yet inappropriate manner while I also verbally point out every single stupid joke in a "Same & Max" manner which is something I guess I do now because girls are smart or something.

Anonymous 2016/08/14(Sun)12:18 No. 102714 ID: 163674
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Lisa: ♫ “La mer…” ♪

Rachel: ♫ “qu'on voit danser…” ♪

[hip bump]

Lisa: ♫ “le long des golfes clairs” ♪

Lisa and Rachel: “a des reflets d'argent!” ♪

Lisa and Rachel: ♫ “La mer!” ♪

Anonymous 2016/08/14(Sun)12:18 No. 102715 ID: 163674
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♫ “Des reflets changeants” ♪

♫ “sous la pluie…” ♪

Toxoglossa 2016/08/14(Sun)12:48 No. 102716 ID: 13459b
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>SLAM

"Sorry about this ma'am, but could I just, like, hide in your bathroom for a while? Yes? No?"

>BOOM

"OH GOD!"

Meowsma 2016/08/14(Sun)13:25 No. 102717 ID: cc08c7
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As meowch as I appreciate the aid in breaking dyown the door I will not be hiding in your chest ballmewns meowdam. NOW OPEN THE DOOR. FOR CYCLOPS MEWPREME!

>>102698
Or she's actually a mermaid under there.

>>102718
or maybe she's just taken root and can't move.

She is kind of a plant monster after all. And we haven't seen her standing on any actual ground yet, just cold metal corridors.

>>102714
Lol she's still got her clipboard.

Smik 2016/08/14(Sun)20:28 No. 102731 ID: 3009b4
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Inside the beach house.

Smik 2016/08/14(Sun)20:28 No. 102732 ID: 3009b4
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SMASH!

Smik 2016/08/14(Sun)20:28 No. 102733 ID: 3009b4
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The door to the beach house is now open.

>>102731
>>102732
>>102733
Well, normally I would complain that if his head was that hard, he should've just smashed the door. But, they did say that they would open the door in their typical, crudely drawn and comedic fashion and they did just that. So, I guess this means that I can't complain.

Meowsma 2016/08/14(Sun)23:10 No. 102738 ID: cc08c7
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>>102733

A-mew-zing work my feline catpanions! Nyow help me get into the bathroom to fill these Cyclops Brand H20 Containment Bottles with tap water. Don't let anyone get in nyour way!

Meowsma 2016/08/14(Sun)23:40 No. 102739 ID: cc08c7
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If I pull this one off I might actually get my Christmas Bonus this year, and a Christmas Bonus means more wet food and a fancy cat house!

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/08/15(Mon)04:17 No. 102744 ID: 171cd6
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"Right, somehow someone slipped me a new VR sim. Hmm, this is not too bad, a beach party?"

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/08/15(Mon)04:20 No. 102745 ID: 171cd6
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>>102744
"BORDLE BOR!"

Indonesian Gentleman 2016/08/15(Mon)04:21 No. 102746 ID: 171cd6
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>>102745
"Noice. I'll be using this VR sim for a while! HEY LAAADIES, WANT TO KNOW WHY MY NAME IS HUGO PACKAGEBORD?"

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)09:00 No. 102748 ID: a339be
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Now, you might look upon today’s fun and beach merriment and think to yourself: ‘how did so many fascinating people end up renting the same beach house on the same weekend?’

Well, that my friends is what we would call…

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)09:00 No. 102749 ID: a339be
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a coincidence.

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)10:34 No. 102751 ID: a339be
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Hugo: “Let’s see what we’re working with h-”

Hugo: “BORD ALMIGHTY, look at that POSTERIOR HULL! What if I told you you were the most COMPREHENSIVE simulation I’ve ever seen?”

Angela: !!!

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)10:34 No. 102752 ID: a339be
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Angela:

Hugo:

Anonymous 2016/08/15(Mon)10:35 No. 102754 ID: a339be
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Hugo: “I have got to get a copy of these algorithms.”

>>102754
NO ONE

CAN DENY

DA BOID

Enemy 2016/08/15(Mon)12:26 No. 102756 ID: b1960b
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Where's your shirt, doll?

Apparently last year someone got their dick sucked while I was playing volleyball. I think they can handle the twins.
Wanna cat themed hot dog? I only got them cause of the sexual innuendo but they're actually mad tasty.

Guys! Guys! Forget the cat! There's a cute thingy with glasses giving out free popsicles!

The best one is obviously C.Y.C.L.O.P.S. D.O.G.S.

You're biased.

I have no idea what you're implying.
It's an acronym.

Gnuk 2016/08/15(Mon)12:54 No. 102757 ID: 86b0ed
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TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AH YES! LOOK AT THOSE WONDERFUL WAVES! TIME TO SHOW PEOPLE WHY THEY CALL ME THE OMNISURFER!"

Assdover the Magnificent: "But nobody does"

TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "SHUT UP ASSDOVER, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU."

Assdover the Magnificent: "Also, wasn't evening just a bit ago? and now it's sunny again? And people have moved back and forth?"

TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT THIKING PAN-CAMEO-TIME-DIMENSIONALLY, ASSDOVER! DAYS LIKE THIS DEFY TIME AND SPACE THANKS TO THE INTERCONNECTION OF SUB-PARTICLES OF POWERFUL MAGIC CALLED 'FANSERVICE CAMEOS'. STORYLINES ARE BORN AND ENDED IN THE SAME SPACE AND DURING THE SAME TIME, RUNNING TOGETHER IN PARALLEL AND PERPENDICULAR, SOMETIME EVEN IN PARABOLIC LINES, JUST TO DISSIPATE AT THE END OF THE DAY WITHOUT THE CHANCE TO EVER BECOME REALITY"

Assdover the Magnificent: "I didn't get half of what you said"

TIM THE OMNIMANCER: "AND THAT'S WHY YOU AREN'T EVEN APPEARING IN THE FRAME! NOW LET'S HIT THOSE SWEET WAVES."

>>102751
I think she mistook his statement for post-modernist critique lingo.

>>102757
You left your apprentice behind again. Now you'll have to deal with animated brooms trying to flood your house when you get back.

>>102756
DULABIRA BEACH PARTY!

(Not pictured: Zack buried in the sand, Meg flying over the water.)

>>102760
You're forgetting the other 4 or 5 Bikas that are burying Zack in the sand. And a Dessert Bika eating her 7th or 8th popsicle and then asking Zack for some money to go buy pastries from the cat lady.

>>102770
Oh, of course! How could I have missed them?
I must have been distracted.

Naz 2016/08/15(Mon)23:13 No. 102772 ID: a339be
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Naz: “Alright, ready?”

Naz: “Hold on. Yes, I have film.”


…

Naz: “Poly, honey, back it up just a little bit. Little bit more… perfect!”

Naz: “Ok, one… two… thr-”

Naz: “Sport, scooch just a TEENY bit to the left. No, no. Other way. YOUR left.”

Naz: “STOP! Perfect. Sorry, I know these are weird poses for you guys, but it’s an old camera and I need to be able to fit everyone in the shot.”

Naz: “Here we go! Say BEACH! ONE, TWO, THREE…”




Kk-ssshhhhh

Naz 2016/08/15(Mon)23:13 No. 102773 ID: a339be
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Naz: “Eeee hee hee hee…”

The Archivist !0iuTMXQYY. 2016/08/16(Tue)00:14 No. 102774 ID: ea2bfa
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Erim: "Uuuuugh I'm so hungryyyyy..."

Douglas: "You attempted to pay for donuts with a heart. I'm surprised they didn't call the police, honestly."

Adventurer: "OH MERCIFUL FUCKING JUDGE THERE'S A SPACE WAIFU LIZARD ON MY HEAD."

Erim: "I just wanted snacks! I offer these people free mind-reading bonemeal and they just call me crazy and faint!"

Adventurer: "SOMEBODY HELP BEFORE IT INFECTS ME WITH ITS WAIFU GERMS!"

Douglas: "...you don't even hear yourself, do you?"

Adventurer: "OH GOD IT'S DISGUSTINGLY CUTE, WHERE'S ITS HUSBANDO UNIT SOMEONE GET THE HUSBANDO"

Erim: "I mean, they're so valuable, though! I'm tempted to say I'm over-paying..."

Adventurer: "YOU! HUMAN SILHOUETTE WITH SEVERAL OTHER WAIFU LIZARDS! I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!"

Erim: "I'd honestly just accept some brownies or something! Anything!

Adventurer: "THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

>>102772
>>102773
Naz, you mischievous mouse!

>>102773
Well, that's the closest Cyclops Supreme is going to get to losing his virginity.

>>102773
heh heh perfect!

>>102778
Losing one's virginity is for losers who can't foresee the glorious power that awaits them if they only strive to pluck it from the bosom of the earth!

>>102778
Cyclops Supreme is like Nikola Tesla, he's too driven to be distracted by frivolous sexuality.

>>102774
Hey, Bika! What're you doing out there on that guy's head?!

>>102774
Hey, Bika! What're you doing out there on that guy's head?!

Susanna 2016/08/16(Tue)11:33 No. 102784 ID: a339be
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Susanna: “Ssssooo…”

Susanna: “I know it’s night time and everything now”

Susanna: “But… who’s up for a game of discus chase!!”

Susanna: “Volleyball?”

Susanna: “Eh? Anybody? Lisa?”

Anonymous 2016/08/16(Tue)11:40 No. 102786 ID: b1960b
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Meg: "go loooong"

>>102785
why is this so sad.

>>102787
Could resume festivities in the beach house. No lewd

>>102786
Dang it, Meg. XD

Gnuk 2016/08/16(Tue)13:27 No. 102790 ID: e78881
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>>102716

Masha: "I'm really sorry about this... We were not able to retrieve your discus."

Bella: "A walking dolphin took it and ran away..."

Masha: "Is there anything i can do to make up to you?

Smik 2016/08/16(Tue)18:50 No. 102793 ID: 3009b4
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>>102774

Sami: Hey kid, I heard you're trading up unusual stuff for goodies? I don't know what those others problems are but I know a good deal when I see one. I've got some North Gaelish faerie brownies if you're looking for a snack with something extra if ya know what I mean. Other treats as well, you just tell me what you're interested in and I'll see what I can work out.

AlphaLurker 2016/08/16(Tue)20:56 No. 102796 ID: 49f18e
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>>102790
Sport: "Aw gee pretty girls like you don't have to apologize, sides it wasn't even your fault."

Sport: "Though I guess you could still help me asking around if anyone's seen it, if you really wanted."

Ava 2016/08/17(Wed)20:15 No. 102840 ID: b70770
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"They... They won't find me here... Haha... A beach is the last place... Someone would look for... Someone wearing a hoodie..."

>>102840
We suggest you get in the water to cool down.

>>102840
[(floss string) Swimsuit mode] go!

Might wanna get in the water and cool off.

>>102840
If you're going to get in the water, you're going to need some flotation devices!

[Enhance Knockers]!

Ava 2016/08/17(Wed)20:37 No. 102847 ID: b70770
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>>102841
Great idea.

Yeah, I can feel all my stress leaving already. It's nice and cool and-

Ava 2016/08/17(Wed)20:37 No. 102848 ID: b70770
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>>102844
Will my suffering never end

>>102848
Not until you can control us fully.

Smik 2016/08/19(Fri)21:22 No. 102902 ID: 3009b4
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Macha: Marf! Marf!

Smik 2016/08/19(Fri)21:24 No. 102903 ID: 3009b4
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Nem: OK, how come you're OK doing dog stuff now but you snorted at me in the forest?

Macha: Wi waffn't forfeen fen. Wi'm a hute fuffy nowf!

Nem: ...

Macha: Fow fa fuffin fing aweadyeef.

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102922 ID: a4ec41
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"BOOM! Interception!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102923 ID: a4ec41
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"BOOM! Interception!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102924 ID: a4ec41
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"BOOM! Interception!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102925 ID: a4ec41
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"BOOM! Interception!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)09:50 No. 102926 ID: a4ec41
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"Oh, Hugo..."

"Oh, Angela..."


"BOOM! Interception!"


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Apples 2016/08/20(Sat)10:15 No. 102928 ID: a4ec41
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"Never mind, I think I know...

You're all jealous because I'm obviously the best at beaches."

>>102928
Someone needs to bury her up to her neck in the sand.

In front of the rising tide.

>>102930
Hey, if it's appropriate enough for Spongebob, I'm sure it'll fit in Beach Day just fine. Let's do it.

Gnuk 2016/08/20(Sat)13:50 No. 102932 ID: d488ec
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>>102930
>>102931

- a wee bit later -

Hugo: "And then they buried you here just for that? You must not be one of the popular kids, eh?"

Anonymous 2016/08/20(Sat)20:04 No. 102937 ID: a339be
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Geoff: "I don't know..."

Geoff: "They've just been sitting there. Doing that. For like... two hours."

>>102937
Can we get a depiction of whatever psychic shenanigans these two are getting up to?
Because I wanna see that.

>>102932
If Hugo doesn't live up to 'bastard' part of 'the servant of the Laughing Bastard God' in the next five minutes, I'll be disappointed.

>>102937
No fair. A person with more eyes is at a disadvantage when it comes to staring contests. You simply don't know how to fixate your eyes.

>>102943
Go get em little t

>>102943
LYNCH! MOB!
LYNCH! MOB!
LYNCH! MOB!

Oh come on, justice's already been done. But I do approve of shooting up some gulls, fuck those flying rats.

>>102937
I wonder, if someone threw ice-cold water on them, would that get them to snap out of it? Or would they be unfazed and keep staring at each other?

If they remain unfazed, then that's just begging for some prankster to come in and draw on their faces with a marker!

Is that gun made out of tinfoil?

>>102943
>finger on the trigger
don't ever do thst! not even with a tin foil gun!

>>102949
nah it's the far cry 2 deagle brand deagle with tinfoil finish attached with glue

>>102960
You're not wrong, but the thumb under the hammer is really something special.

>>102937
Titanic psychic struggle or staring contest? You Make the call!

>>102943
Look out, everybody.

>>102973
>Titanic psychic struggle or staring contest?
What about titanic psychic french kissing session?

>>102977
Anything is possible!

GoldeKlovr 2016/08/22(Mon)20:03 No. 103043 ID: 16cc95
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Back here again? O-oh, and it seems to be just as crazy as before... I'm not going to ask about the gun-toting lunatic over there. Let's go back into that door, Cinnamon. You know... before something happens.

>>103043
Too late! The door is locked and it won't unlock until both of you relax and enjoy the beach!

t 2016/08/22(Mon)22:17 No. 103051 ID: d11a67
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hey did you guys know the eyes are bubblegum

>>103051
Yes.

>>103051
I did not. I thought they were Smarties.

NotDog 2016/09/03(Sat)02:02 No. 103299 ID: 15fae4
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*huff*
*huff*
*huff*

Rendamel: Okay, you're sure this time?
Kon: Yes, this is definitely the place.


HEY, EVERYONE! WAIT FOR US!

NotDog 2016/09/03(Sat)02:03 No. 103300 ID: 15fae4
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>>103299

Ren: Hey, where is everyone?
Kon: The place is totally abandoned...
Ren: Then... We're... We're...

NotDog 2016/09/03(Sat)02:04 No. 103301 ID: 15fae4
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>>103300

WE'RE EARLY!
Kon: Let's build a sandcastle until they all show up!

Ren: They're gonna be so impressed when they get here!

To me, this is extra amusing since today has been extra cold (And it will only get colder save for a couple of warm stragglers).

Anon44!lk4zOq2og2 2016/09/05(Mon)00:25 No. 103351 ID: 1f8505
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Sarah: "Cool beach! This one even has snack vendors! This is way better than last year."

Elena: "Seems kind of slow today though. Maybe we should have arrived yesterday."

Cherie: "..."

GB 2016/10/04(Tue)21:25 No. 104068 ID: 86cf98
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Vagabond: "Oooof. Are you okay Knight?"
Knight: "Apologies Vagabond! How rude of me!"

The Knight removes himself from Vagabond and begins looking around, quickly finding himself quite dumbfounded.

Knight: "This doesn't appear to be another floor my good friend! They must have released us for this so called "mandatory vacation!""

Vagabond: "Mayhaps, but such an assumption is a dangerous one to make Knight. Let us explore the area, maybe even interact with the locals. Only then may we find our answer. Plus the beach isn't officially closed so we should be able to sneak in just before the thread ends."

The Vagabond stands up, dusting himself off.

Knight: "Pardon me my good man? I didn't quite hear you."

Vagabond: "Twas nothing my companion. Let us begin."

Gnuk 2016/10/05(Wed)10:15 No. 104092 ID: e0c48a
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"FINALLY! AS I PROMISED! WE ARE AT THE BEACH!"

"We surely are, my love!"

"AND NOW! IT IS TIME FOR..."

Gnuk 2016/10/05(Wed)10:16 No. 104093 ID: e0c48a
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"THE MCMANHAMMER FAMILY BEACH VACATION!"

"YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"WITH ALL THE WORK AND TROUBLES OF BEING ROYALTY, IT'S GOOD TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO RELAX, EVEN IF ONLY FOR A DAY!"


"LET'S ENJOY THIS BEACH!"

Gnuk 2016/10/05(Wed)10:18 No. 104094 ID: e0c48a
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"HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS ARE SO EMBARASSING"

"GIBSEBELLA MEREDITH MCMANHAMMER! LANGUAGE!!!

"SORRY..."

>>104093
Goblin Queen is a MILF

>>104444
But is the "Goblin" King a DILF?

according to the goblin queen, yes