take him out for a beer later

Bitches to fuck is always a good idea, but I think getting the heat off your back is more important right now. Go play in the backroom ideally, at the very least get outta sight.

I think we may have bought you quite a bit more time than just today now the cops are on your side. A rural community like this may just accept you with some hard work and hard fucking across the whole town, get in everyone's good books and everyone's panties and you may be set for more than a few days of "fuck all the bitches". That'd be pretty sweet.

To reiterate, get in the backroom, play and flirt with the girls, fuck them if opportunity presents itself and at least one of them is eager. And don't be a bastard, Garret, you're a lover, not a wanker.

>>147750
Yes, top priority is to bone em, but do it in a way so it don't look like that's all you're after.

Or will the girls' workshift impede on this?

Garret Redwick 2010/03/15(Mon)12:48 No. 148000 ID: 950529
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Come on, guys, these folks are on my trail for whatever reason - though, I guess I have my suspicion. Point is that in any other case I would've bailed, but I'm only three species away from my goal. So I gotta get my fuck on A.S.A.P.!
"Hey there~ Am I too early? Why don't we head into the back room and discuss what's going to happen?"
>"O-okay."

We head into the back room, where she calls her sister. They stand next to eachother, stroking their arms nervously.
>"Well, we talked about it and.. well.. We're pretty excited and nervous."
>"It's going to be embarrassing to have eachother watching while we.. 'do it', but we think that it will keep both of us from getting jealous."
>"And it's a new experience. We think we should at least try it once."
>"But don't make us touch eachother or something."
>"Yeah, we don't want to do .. incestuous things."

>>148000
yeah right, one's a slut, the other hasn't been laid in years.

Get between them and put your arms on their shoulders like Hugh Hefner, you Casanova. "Ladies, come on now. I'm a tender gentlemen. I would never make it awkward."

>>148000
"Hey, don't worry about a thing. I'm not gonna make you do anything you don't wanna do. This event is for all three of us to share, and we should co-operate to make it as... pleasant as possible."

Give them both a gentle touch.

>>148000
Damn man. I bet they got all worked up after you left yesterday.

Assure them that you will make sure they both come out of it satisfied. And that you won't make them do anything they're uncomfortable with.

>>148000
"The safeword is Abraham Lincoln."

>>147991
To repeat again, fuck them if at least one of them is game for it (they'll convince the other), otherwise just flirt and keep them playful and interested. Just don't get so distracted by them you're not ready to jet if the police turn on you or the investigators come after you.

> Incestuous
> Reaver
ohyou.png

>>148007
If you're seriously gonna go with safewords, just use "RED!". It's unlikely to be spoken otherwise and isn't stupid.

>>148012

I use "yogurt". It's short, even more unlikely, and surprisingly clear around a ball gag.

>>148000
Well you've got two hands a mouth and big o' little garret, you don't need to leave one alone at any time.

Give them a kiss on the neck, and start feeling them up along their waists and a bit under their shirts. Say something sweet about them not having to look if they don't want, just close their eyes and feel the love.

>>148002
I'm not sure that was true, just something she was saying as part of the little act. Regardless, we should treat the two girls equally.

>>148007
>>148012
>>148014
Oh come on guys, safe words are only for S&M. Lets worry about that if we end up with titty kitty.

>>148017
I guess they can deal if they end up accidentally touching each-other up. They don't really need any fancy safewords.

"Give them a kiss on the neck, and start feeling them up along their waists and a bit under their shirts. Say something sweet about them not having to look if they don't want, just close their eyes and feel the love."

Hell yes, this is what I'm talking about. It's smooth, awesome and gives them plenty of time to get comfy.

>>148019
A bit of an edit there, they said looking would keep them from getting jealous so add something about them being able to hear each others pleasure.

>>148000
Oh for the...alright fine. Do it their way, time is short. Let em decide who wants to ride your wing dang doodle first and get it over with.

>>148226

Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo!

Show the Velmas a good time!

Which one was the slut? Do her first, let her sister watch to know how its done.

they don't have to look to get it at the same time...

I'm sure there's a position for that...

>>148843

Well, the first thing that comes to mind is to have one sister do something like a Reverse Asian Cowgirl while the other Rides the North Face, that'd work on the sight problem, but that of course puts them in really close proximity. Garth does his work a little too well and they'll bash their heads against one another, and with sex there's no excuse for safety!

People please, you're making this too damn complicated. We get them on their knees and go back and forth between them, fingering one while we bump the other.

I hope you don't end up with a bunch of hybrid babies.

>>149977
I have a bad feeling that's actually the best possible ending.

It's been established that Garth can't make any of the ladies here pregnant.

>>149989
Not established, he just said it. It's Established, however, that Garth isn't being completely honest with us. He's mostly just saying what he thinks will get us to help, or get him his pie.

This is a small town on a small island, where all the families just happen to be the same species so far.

That being said, we should lure the girls into something incestuous. I sense it won't be that hard.

>>150077
Our focus is just softening them up and banging them without taking too long. No reason to get them to do something they don't want to. It's already a threesome with twin sisters for fucksake, lets just roll with it.

>>149981
Also the ending I want to see >.>
(Our blind puppy would make a good mother I bet)

You know, this is the very definition of stuff that should go in /questdis/.

>>/questdis/320435

interboard links had better work here

Garret Redwick 2010/03/24(Wed)04:23 No. 151364 ID: 950529
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..Two to go.
Diane or Michelle and Fran or Elaine.

>>151364
Did you get them to do anything together?

Diane you can get when you visit the city, so try for Elaine.

They look adorable... take a sponge bath and go see Ms. Wulfe.

>>151364
You're going to need more Febreze from Max.
If you know what I mean.

>>151364
Clean up like you have never cleaned up before and then go make Mrs Wulfe a very happy lady.

just run through town naked.

I think we should go talk to Ms. Wulfe and set up a date for tomorrow, since she has explicitly said she wants you fresh.

If you're really set on doing it *today* then we'd have to try talking to Michelle again. Very carefully.

Boss, right now I think Love Shack is hardmode, and there likely aren't all enough girls there anyway. Consider trying to score there a last resort. We should check out Fran first.

As for Diane lets see if if she can borrow that car and get us a ride out of town. Getting us somewhere safe while things cool down here, of course we spend that time give her private romancings.

>>151364

Elaine seemed to be into you, and she is a submissive. It's possible you could just tell her you're going to bang her and it's done.
Could save some time at the very least if it works.

Also, epic tits, as I hear it, are quite epic.

>>151364

Go for Fran!

>>151415
This, and Diane

reach under your hat and feel your lumps. if they got any bigger, AT ALL, then that means 100% chance the demon thing is real

>>151527
It's not a demon thing.

Garth may have made a deal with the Devil, but it's not demon-related. There's a difference, you see.

>>151527
Demon, devil, god, who cares? He's got a woman to fuck. You smell of mouse sex so the milf ain't an option right now unless you got time to clean up.

Garret Redwick 2010/03/25(Thu)06:48 No. 151865 ID: 950529
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Wulfe sounds good, specially with the only other option being Michelle. I'm sure I can talk her into some fucking, right? You guys can arrange that. If we need a ride there's just two cars and a bus that goes every hour.
As for the twins, I ate some pussy, fucked some pussy, you know the drill. Only thing they did was kind of hang in eachothers arms.

I head on back to Max's place for a shower. He calls out to me when I pass the cafe.
Inside Elizabeth is sitting at a table with mister Price, who is sweating profusely.
>"Garth! This man is looking for you!"
>"Mister Redwick, pleased to make your acquaintance. Shall we go somewhere more private to talk? I have to insist, lest you want your friends to get involved."

>>151865
Either:
"You mean because how you're wanted by the police for taking hostages?"
Or
"Sure, meet me in my room."
If he's here, then there's a good chance he shot one of the cops.
OR, if he doesn't have a gun in either hand, then break his face and say "Like you did Dr Braun? I dunno how you escaped the police, but I am not about to let you take anybody else hostage!"

You know, both of these twits are useless to us. Blind puppy already gave us ass sex, and queer butt is gay for ass.

Shrug and say whatever. If he doesn't have a gun, go get a shower. He can't say a damned thing about it.

And where are those incompetent police officers that were supposedly taking care of these dumbasses?

>>151872
Blind girl is Garth's go-to girl for most of his sexual desires. We're not going to leave her to a horrible fate.

Actually, better idea: Walk over to Max, grab his ass, and give him a passionate kiss. Then say "Max and I need to discuss some things, in private first, although if you want to join us~~~"

 

Point at the guy and tell him to cut it out.

Gore him with your horns.

Casually mention the hostages and invite him up to your room all in one sentence. Keep walking before you finish talking.

Say "Lets take this outside. Max said he planed to call his mother to wish her a happy birthday about now, and we wouldn't want to get in the way of that."

>>151872
Cold, man. Besides that kind of bullshit can fuck up everything up here.

>>151875
This might be the safest bet, it gets the warning to Max and Liz while drawing the fuck away from them. The only problem it will be hard to escape from upstairs. On the other hand, if we can throw him down the stairs that's good.

My suggestion: "There won't be any need for that. Max, take Liz home please. Now."

Then head to your room, and figure out something to beat him over the head with along the way. If there's a half full glass of something grab it and take a sip, then smash his face in with it. Or if you go by the mop, or a chair, or anything. Having him fall down the stairs at the same time is the best bet to take him out.

>>151881
Wait, even better...
"Lets take this outside. Max, your mom needs to talk to you. Your girlfriend is with her and hysterical."

>>151865
Tell him you will be with him in a bit. You're just going to get some snacks for him. Ask Max to follow you out into the kitchen. Give him a brief explenation and look him deep into the eyes and ask him to be a dear and escort Liz home.

Then find some chemical to use to knock him out or a tenderizing hammer, bottle or a knife. Some stuff that can be used as weapons, and get some light snacks. Go out and talk with the nice man and then knock him the fuck out.

>>151884
No, he won't let you out of his sight and certainly not with anybody else.
You need to lead him away.

Garret Redwick 2010/03/25(Thu)08:10 No. 151888 ID: 950529
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"Hey. Cut it out."
>"I will as soon as we've talked, Redwick."
"Fine- But- Max, your mother wants you to call her. Your girlfriend is in hysterics."
>"Ah, something happened to Ellenoir?! Oh no!"
He runs to the phone. Elizabeth quietly sips her tea.

I lead Price up to my room. As soon as we're out of sight he pulls a revolver on me.
Since it's not that unexpected, I am not very startled by it.
Price motions me to hurry to my room. When we're in he closes the door and points to the bed.
I sit down quietly.
>"No more shenanigans, Redwick. Let's get this over with."
He takes a pen from his backpocket and begins drawing something on the wall.
>"Now, can you describe this for me, please?

A star with random scribbles in it?

Wall vandalism?

An art student's feces?

>>151888
"It looks like a moth on a star to me."

Say "That looks a hell of a lot like me banging your mom," with a cocky smirk on your face.

>>151888
"A motherfucking butterfly in a star drawn by a nervous fucktard who couldn't tell a credible lie even if his life depended on it."

>>151888
"A rejected Metallica cover?"

"The new star trek communicators?"

"High school geometry homework?"

"An ugly starfish?"

>>151889
>>151890
>>151893
>>151894

"Honestly? Not a damn clue. But since you're one of the Boston Historical Society's experts on history and cults I'm guessing you're pretty sure you think it's important.
I also think, since you've broken several federal laws and endangered the lives of innocent people, that you aren't thinking rationally. This isn't what you wanted to do, and it isn't what you wanted to be. You need help, and it's not too late to put down the gun and work this out peacefully.

>>151888
"Something a fifteen year old kid would draw to try and look hardcore. Now you better start backing up, as you've already gone too far. Lying to the cops the way you did, they're gonna lock your dumb ass up, and I hope they do. Now you tell me how a wall scribble is going to stop that from happening."

[From Farmer]
[Its an Elder Sign. This guy thinks you're a Lovecraftian Mythos creature. It's prettymuch a basic ward... can be found on almost every type of mythosian runescript ever seen, to the point it became an icon as important as Cthulhu to identify it. If you'll say any of this, is up to you; I'm just feeding you info.]

Also, we're willing to get you out of this, but you must fuck Max in exchange.

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?

This guy is getting really riled up over bone spurs, isn't he?

End of Volume 4 Garret Redwick 2010/03/25(Thu)09:55 No. 151910 ID: 950529
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An Elder Sign? Well, I've heard of those bu-

>>151910
"Goodbye!"

>>151910
Oh. Swell.

You know, if we had more info to start with, this shit wouldn't happen.

>>151910
Did you miss the point about not telling him you knew what it was? God damn it, why do we always get stuck with people who do the opposite of what we tell them?

>>151914
He didn't say that, he was just thinking it.

so it wasn't devils or demons, it was elder gods. does that mean garret will grow tentacles?

>>151915
Thought he said it. Oh well, then that PI wasn't as much of a fuckwit as I thought. We should have killed them from the start.

>>151916
Wouldn't that be a nice addition~?

>>151910
AHAHHahahaha... bout time... maybe it you had told us something about yourself I would actually have bothered to help you... as it stands... good riddance.

Tell you're Magna Mater that the Lurker at the Threshhold sends his regards.

Son of a bitch!

Well, from the looks of that portal it...

*Puts on shades.*

Sucks...to be you.

Son of a crap!

...I have no idea what just happened. Is the quest over? If it is, could we at least get an epilogue? D:

I didn't hear a gunshot, so...

>>151910
Only thing now is to try not to die...

>>151888
"It's a crappy star with a bee trapped inside it."

>>151888
If you wanna try the whole not dying thing you could yell out something like "WAIT!" to get him to pause, while slipping forward and get your back horizontal, and kicking up into the hand holding the gun, trying to knock it out of his grasp, or at least throw off his aim. He seems to be extremely nervous or sick, and putting his faith in the gun and you not trying anything, so he probably won't react fast enough to stop you.
Could these guys have anything on you? Could they incriminate you? We have to know if it is necessary to take them down or if playing the victim as much as possible would be better, so the police can handle it while we FUCK BITCHES.

>>152070
...and you never will with a variety of common bullet loads. There is a reason you specifically have to order subsonic bullets for silenced guns.

>>152191
Generally you hear something.

>>152193
I was implying that many bullets are 'supersonic'... thus assuming a headshot (and at these distances and with Garth distracted I will) the most one might hear is the click of the firing pin as the bullet will reach you before the sound does.

>>152206
The time it would take the brain to preprocess that sound would exceed the time it would take for the bullet to come to rest.

wait... it was a revolver...

Revolver's can't be silenced due to spinning chambers...

In addition, missfire!

>>152248

Well, there technically are silenced revolvers, but they're pretty expensive and hard to come by.

>>152248
Never implied it was silenced... only that his brain would be in the process of being scrambled while he was 'hearing" due to the bullet being faster than the sound it of it firing. (ie: supersonic ammo is more common than subsonic ammo)

P.S: also.. the Soviets 'did' make a silenced revolver... not that it looks like that at all... or was even very 'silent'.

That looks like a puny .38 to me. I dunno, I think Garret will be alright.

>>152258
well, hopefully the bone growth stuff = hardened bone or something...

In anycase, we can only wait and stuff...

Or watch Garret turn into a super demon with luck...

>>152258
All bullets are potentially lethal, even .22s.

>>152269
I'm aware, .38 was described in The Godfather game by Luca Brasi as a weapon that doesn't do much damage to a man but noisy enough to keep the curious away. I imagine Garrets a tough boy and with medical attention can live through a .38.

Now if that's a fucking .44 magnum just drawn smaller... yeah Garret is fucking dead faster than a lucky punk.

>>152269
as long as it doesn't go through the heart or brain you can survive if you get to a hosp[ital fast enough.

>>152277
... or a major vein or artery, or the appendix or spleen, or it hits the spine, or etc...

Also, Luca Brasi is fictional. He is a figment of Hollywood.
Ask on /k/.

Silly Price, the man is becoming a god, mere bullets will no longer work. At least I think they don't.

>>140156
Before the thread ends, I just want to say this made me lol hard.