Garret Redwick 2010/02/21(Sun)16:17 No. 136785 ID: 950529
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Bear: Check.
Dog: Check.
..Bunny: Check.
Next up are wolves, mice and cats.

Quests:
Doctors appointment at 10AM today
Make more cash (only have 16.50 now)
Pay Max 10 bucks
Take mousetwins on threesome date (optional)
Take mrs Wulfe to the city (optional)
Find out more about Elizabeth and who's taking care of her (optional)
Eat at Fran's house at 5PM (optional)
Check who lives at the last two houses on Buccaneer Road (optional)

Time's 8AM, I just got done cleaning, and I'm just a bit hungry.
Let's go.

Buccaneer road, here we go.

>>136785
>Take mousetwins on threesome date (optional)
We've already got this scheduled for 6 PM so you'd best be prepared for at least that.

First order of business is probably to make some cash to make that more feasible though. Mrs. Wulfe can hopefully wait until tomorrow.

Next time you see Max slip him a ten with a note and heart signed Garth. Ever so slyly. Why? Well hell, you've proven a magnificent player and seducer of ladies, now be a frequent, clever joker and tease of your friends.

>>136785
I'd put some priority on the Liz issues, because:
-Knowing who has been giving her food is important and useful info
-If we miss the next food dropoff we'll have to wait another week.
-After sorting that out we can talk to the mayor and get perhaps funding to fix the place up. It's the best shot to a real income around here.

You can also apologize for the assreaming. Maybe don't be too quick to get in her pants again though, you need to recover some.

And if you're up to it, you can stop and talk with dombunny and visit tittykitty and the others, maybe grab breakfast with them.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/21(Sun)16:47 No. 136800 ID: 950529
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A'ight, bros, I'll head over to Buccaneer Road while you think of how I'm gonna find out who takes care of Liz before I go there.

Buccaneer Road is damn quiet. No one opens in the two houses I haven't visited yet. They must be off to work already.
I'll go check if I can see Sam. Might as well get it over with.

...


I stand in front of the door for like ten minutes before knocking.
Michelle opens the door. I can't help but sigh in relief.
>"Hey Garthman, what's up? If you're looking for the others they've already left to work.

>>136800
>Michelle
You mean, Jill?

>>136801
No, Michelle. Jill was the fluffy dog.

>>136800
Ask about what bunny and kitty do for a living, and chitchat with her for a bit.

"When they'll be back?"

>>136800
"You look much better with less make-up on your face."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/21(Sun)17:08 No. 136815 ID: 950529
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"You look much better with less make-up on your face."
>"God, you sound like my family, man. I'm not doing it to be pretty, it's how I express myself."
"Ah, I see. I just noticed how good-looking you are. Sorry about that."
>"It's cool, man."
"Thanks. Do you know what kind of work do the others do? Do you know when they'll be back?"
>"No idea. They're usually all home at eight or so. Sam is a tutor or something, and Elaine works at a cleaners, both in the city. Jill's the doc's assistant over that way. Why? You need their cellphone numbers, or you wanna leave a message? What's up?"

"Oh, it's not that important."

Alternatively, get their numbers. Just in case you actually come to need it, y'know.

>>136815
"Just wanted some one-on-one, babe. Didn't say anything last night, cuz you seem to be the loner type."

"Actually, cell phone numbers sound like a good idea."

>>136815
"Just wanted to chitchat and... honestly I was sorta hoping I could share a breakfast with you guys. I'm sorta broke."

>>136817
This too.

>>136815
Talk about to her about her more, girls like that

Wait, you don't even have a cellphone do you? You'd need to borrow someone elses to call them, and that seems like it would be an issue considering what you'd be talking about.

Guys, what we are going to do is get back at Samantha by taking the lead through force. We need some way to restrain her. It's an easy way to tip the power balance. Making her feel helpless is the goal here. People quickly crumble if they don't see an easy way out. Ask Max if you can borrow some handcuffs.

Here's the plan. Agree to see her sometime, preferably at her house, alone. When she has her back turned go up behind her and grab her by one wrist and twist it up behind her back. Now you need to forcefully but not violently shove her up against a wall or over a counter or table. Handcuff her or otherwise restrain her and start with the taunting and mocking. Put a dog collar on her. The feeling of being owned like that is very degrading. Don't wait around. If you are up for it go straight to slamfucking. Alternatively you could make her beg for it.

Be creative. Have fun.

[derp missed the new thread]

What? No dude. We're gonna talk to her, she's gonna feel bad and either let us tap it properly or help us out other ways.

alright, i thought I'd bring this up... are your balls okay from all that shagging yesterday? I'm not sure a night is enough time for regenerizing.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/21(Sun)17:37 No. 136838 ID: 950529
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Are you fucking retarded? I'm not going to rape anyone. What the hell, man.

And, yeah, true, I can't really call any cells so that's useless.

"Just wanted some one-on-one, babe. Didn't say anything last night, cuz you seem to be the loner type."

She casually closes the door in my face.

smooth brah

>>136838
"One on one CONVERSATION!"

>>136838
nice

>>136838
The HELL is wrong with you boy?

>>136838

...you idiot.

She's completely disinterested. Maybe she doesn't like men? Or perhaps she just doesn't want sex in general.

Wait around for a minute. Maybe she's coming back naked. I DON'T KNOW BUT THE WOMEN IN THIS TOWN ARE ALL PROBABLY THAT EASY

Garret Redwick 2010/02/21(Sun)17:55 No. 136856 ID: 950529
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Fuck you, man, I was following your suggestions.

I wait around for a bit, but she doesn't come back.

>>136856
GET HAT CLEANED

>>136856
Damn, well, not much you can do. Could always knock and apologise if you wanna, but Diane seems more likely to fill the list, so... might as well move on and check the other two houses.

>>136856
>Fuck you, man, I was following your suggestions.
And look where that get you, eh? Eh?

Allright, time to check the other neighbors.

>>136856
All the worst ones, it seems. Whatever. We can apologize later.

Head off to Liz, and keep an eye out for anyone carrying food around going to or from there.

Well.

Time to look for a jerb

>>136863

I think you mean a jorb.

Phantom 2010/02/21(Sun)18:03 No. 136866 ID: 0abb50
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>>136865

Do I even have to say it?!

Are there any flowers nearby?

Leave one on the doorstep to show you are still interested.

>>Are you fucking retarded? I'm not going to rape anyone. What the hell, man.

No, more like a playful rivalry. Two doms fighting it out to see who ends up on top. Tie her first and then go from there (no pun intended). Currently she is winning 1 to 0. I think she'd enjoy it.

You know you want to eat the cake.

>>136856
if you got any paper, time to slide it underneath with a message saying you didn't mean it in the sexual way. That you only wanted to know her better.

Then you oughta get a job.
and clean that damn hat. Why won't you take the dang thing off for a second?!

She is now my favourite.

Anyway, knock again and apologize if she answers. Let her know that you were only kidding--you're not that kind of guy.

No more shenanigans here, get something to eat.

Go to your doctor's appointment, then go to the city and first go to the cleaners to drop off your hat. Then go looking for jobs since you'll look more respectable without your hat (and once you're hired, you should be able to wear what you like) and then before you leave the city, pick up your hat. That way you have a way to talk to Elaine too while you're at the cleaners.

>Secret bonus for fucking her.

You KNOW it must be done. Figure out a way to right this wrong, romeo.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/21(Sun)18:50 No. 136901 ID: 950529
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"I meant one-on-one conversations! I'm sorry if I gave the wrong idea! I hope we can talk again some time!"

That's enough yelling.
My docs appointment is only in one and a half hours. Heading to the city after seems like a pretty dope idea though.

A'ight, heading to Liz.
I knock a few times and she soon opens.
>"Garth.. I recognized your knock."

So what am I supposed to ask/say.

>>136901
Say hi

>>136901
Ask her how she is doing, and give her a hug. Then ask about when she gets food. You have a mind to find out who that is, before introducing her to the other townsfolk.

>>136901
R U AN GHOST?

>>136901
"Morning Liz. How're you doing? Just wanted to stop by for a bit before my doctor's appointment, see if there's anything I could help you with, or just spend some time with you. Also, I want to figure out who's been leaving you provisions, I'm kinda curious about that."

>>136908
We already know that she doesn't know who it is, so we want to find out when they come by so we can talk to them.

>>136901
"I've been hit on the head. What year is it?"

>>136907
>>136912
Quit with the ghost stuff, she's here in the daytime and warm and all that. Besides if she's been here alone so long she might not even be sure which year it is.

>>136901
"hey... just dropping by before my doctors appointment. I am very interested in getting you back with the town, but I'd like to figgure out who the basket giver is... If you let me know when you're putting your basket out, maybe I could get together with that person and see if I can get the person to help."

>>136874
Pfft.
First off it would no more be rape than when she did it to you, 'though you should give her a safe word right before you start pounding her.
If she fancies herself a dom then she should know exactly what that means, and it'd be giving her MUCH more than she gave you. A way out.

>>136901
"I was wondering... Since the town thinks this place is abandoned I was thinking I might be able to get the rights to it in exchange for fixing it up.
Would that be ok with you?"

Remember, it's free housing, and she might be adventurous enough to help you out in your quest. Especially since that means getting a social life.

>I might be able to get the rights to it
Ah no no, it's her place. It is a big place though, so maybe we could stay here too.

What was the other idea? Having the city to take over and preserve it? I'm not sure how to play this best... I think we should talk to the mayor as soon as we sort out who has been helping her.

>>136956
Ah yes, historical preservation! You can get money to fix up the place, and Liz can still live here.

>>136956
Technically she's squatting, but you're right. He should say "get you the rights" instead.

Garth, what do you think of these ideas?
A: Fixing the house for a place to stay.
B: Securing Liz as a lover.
C: Convincing Liz to join your quest.

Remember that moving into Liz's house would put you in an excellent position to find out who her patron is, and it puts you in a position for more income.

How about we just invite her for a walk around town for starters?

>>136962
>B: Securing Liz as a lover.
Already there I think. Having her known by everyone would probably make that a bit more complicated.
>C: Convincing Liz to join your quest.
No way, she's not like that and doesn't even need to know about it, we just want to get her living a normal life.

>moving into Liz's house would put you in an excellent position to find out who her patron is
I'm thinking if her patron has any clue that anyone else is helping her, that they'd just stop showing up. We need to sort that out first, after all even if this person has been keeping her alive they've also kept her isolated.

Go inside and make her a cup of tea.

Jizz in the tea.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/21(Sun)20:12 No. 136978 ID: 950529
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"Yep, it's me. Hey, Elizabeth. I thought I'd check how you're doing."
>"I'm doing well. Thank you."
"I'm glad. Say, when do you put the basket out? I'd like to find out who is bringing you food. Maybe I could encourage them to actually visit you too."
>"Oh, Garth, I'd like that. I always put the basket out on Saturday mornings, and it is back here in the evening."

Valentines Day was a Sunday, so today's Monday, right?

Looks like we're out of luck. Gonna have to wait on that one.

>>136978
Smile and touch her cheek with the back of your hand. "Good to know. So, can I come in? I've got some spare time and would like some company. Could also see about helping you with the house, maybe tidy up a bit."

>>136978
Check out the DIY Supplies store, maybe we can get a quick job.

>>136984
I'm ok with cleaning up here, but with two caveats: Moving stuff might be awkward for the blind girl who's used to everything being in certain places, and any visible changes might tip off her patron. Getting a good look at the place is a good idea.

Maybe just a nice visit until your appointment. Cuddle a bit maybe. And uh... you probably don't want to screw her right now, your junk has had enough workout lately and you have no time to clean up again.

You should say you have a busy day today, and you want to come by tomorrow. You still haven't done her properly, after all.

Not much else we can do in the time left besides visit her for now. Getting a job in that time frame is iffy. We could have a look around for a nice place for the date tonight, maybe a picnic in the woods to the south.

>>136972
>No way, she's not like that and doesn't even need to know about it, we just want to get her living a normal life.

I'm not convinced. I think there's quite a bit of long-term potential here, and her libido is high enough to sleep with some total stranger after years of being alone.
She's obviously afraid of people, but her libido overpowered her preservation instinct.

Wait awhile before bringing it up, but if she can be convinced to try it and enjoy it then that's probably the best possible outcome.

>>136989
No, getting a job is quite doable.

Step 1: Ask the mayor about restoring the house, and find out what has to be done to get the rights to it. If they can pay you for it, then so much the better.
Step 2: Return to Liz with the results, and ask if you can move in with her.
Step 3: Inform Max of the results, and ask about swapping the room for cash.

The only downside here is that you can't bring playmates back with you _unless_you_can_get_Liz_interested_.

>>136993
What I don't want is to be involved with this place, and then later people find out about Liz has been here. Then it was us keeping the secret, and for what reason? Taking advantage of the girl?

I dunno, maybe we can show her around right way, and screw trying to find the patron. Or perhaps tell the mayor but say that Liz doesn't want everyone to know just yet.

...It occurs to me, we should just ask Liz how she wants things to go down.

>>136994
No.
Somebody has been keeping her alive AND keeping her isolated. They might not have entirely wholesome intentions, and it's possible that they might attempt to relocate her by force if they notice Garth.

We're keeping her secret because we don't know if making her known would put her at risk. Completely besides that, people are going to investigate en-mass if they find out about her and she's quite obviously not ready for that yet.

She won't be taken advantage of any more than she already is, and there's nothing wrong with bringing her into the quest if it makes both her and Garth happy.
Garth's quest is far from noble, but we are certainly capable of making the lives of people around him better along the way.

Hey, Garth! Could you see yourself sticking around here after your quest? Assuming they don't run you out of town, obviously.

>>137000
Obviously, but we should know what the REAL options are before we ask her. It would be horrible to get her hopes up and then found out it can't be done.

>>137010
No reason we can't just ask her what she would like, while being honest about us not knowing what can be done.

We should also state our concerns about her patron, at least that we want to wait for others to know about her until we find out who it is.

"I'm still waiting"

Garret Redwick 2010/02/21(Sun)22:01 No. 137064 ID: 950529
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I gently stroke her cheek.
"That's good to know. Tell me, Elizabeth.. How would you like things to turn out?"
She holds my hand to her cheek.
>"I would like to discover the world outside together with you, Garth. I just know that you will figure out how.."

>>137064
"Can't I just lead you around by the hand?"

"Why haven't you ever tried to leave on your own?"

>>137064
Ok, Garth, you realize that means you have a responsibility to take care of her, right?
We're willing to help you with your goals, but there are limits on what we're willing to help you do.

Anyway, ask her if she would like you to live with her.

We should wait inside the house when the basket is taken, or anywhere out of view. Learn the identity of the stranger without interacting.

If we known them we may be able to discern a motive. If we don't we can meet whoever it is away from Liz and try to find out.

It's probably just someone being charitable, but I agree, it's not worth Liz's well being. Proceed with caution.
Don't tip anyone off.

The basket filling is done once a week. On Saturday. It's Monday right now.

Also, she doesn't leave the house on her own because she hasn't been out of the house for so long she doesn't know the layout of the streets.

>>137064
the main issue we have is this...
Garth is getting sucked into a commitment... in a relationship... which may become a committed relationship...

Chose thy words, so you can keep this close friendship and still get some without creating CRAZY SHIT.

>>137077
I know. I was just voicing a suggestion for that eventuality, since we were talking about it.

>>137081
He's already committed. She's grown a strong attachment to him, and he can't back out without her suffering for it.

He could try telling her that he's being *adventurous* and sowing his wild oats while he's still young, but she's more than welcome to join him if she's comfortable with 'sharing intimacy' with others.

It's straightforward and honest, but if she declines then make it clear you're still her friend.

>>137064
You have to consider the endgame man.

You will help her, I know this, but will you stay with her? Will you only help to get her on her feet, so she can live her own life? Or will you finish this quest and take with you when you go?

>>137104
Or even stick around? You could position yourself into having a pretty good place here without much effort.

>>137064
>Figure out how
Wait what? What would be stopping you? Inquire as to what she means.
Ask about Lady Palmer, as well, who was she?

After this, I think we should talk to the Mayor.
There could very well be something he (she?) can do to help Elizabeth. We don't have to take this on by ourselves.

>>137213
As long as he doesn't fuck up too much he might be able to get this kind of good end...

There are two situations I see which could cause him to have to leave... The bear girl (a case of look before you leap), or the Mr's Wolfe situation (dependent on if he 'really' plans to go through with what I think is a bad idea... screwing with girls feelings is bad enough... screwing with a girl with a guy is worse.. but she has kids man... this could fuck up a 'lot' of people's lives... just because she wants it wouldn't excuse him... lots of people 'want' what they probably shouldn't have.)

Garret Redwick 2010/02/22(Mon)10:38 No. 137232 ID: 950529
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"Can I lead you by the hand?"
>"W-would you? I'd like that."

Come on, guys, I'm not going to ask her to join me in my bitchfucking quest.
And seriously, what the heck, you're just talking with each other now. Give me something to do. This is real awkward.

>"..Are you okay, Garth? You seem tense.."
"Oh, forgive me. I have to go to a doctor's appointment, but I don't want to leave so soon."
>"Oh, Garth, it's okay. I'm happy you visited me. Hearing your voice fills me with joy for the day."

>>137232
Ask her if there is anything you can help her with before your doctors appointment. And no sexual stuff. Your little friend deserves some rest and you don't want to go to the doctor smelling like sex.

>>137232
Aren't you a bit hungry? Take her out for a little something to eat, you have a good amount of time left. How about the cafe?

>>137232
"Fill you joy? Shit, bitch. I'll fill you with joy. A little Almond Joy. You know what I'm sayin'?"

It's an anal sex joke. She'll find it funny.

>>137232
Alright, tell her you'll see her later and kiss her goodbye.

Head to Hank's DIY store and take a look inside. Might be that you can pick up an odd job there before your appointment, and see what he's got for sale.

>>137232
Ask her to be patient as you sort things out.

>>137236
He hardly has enough to get coffee for the two of them, and there's the matter of letting her out too soon. I think all she has to wear is that nightgown anyway.

Garth, go to the mayors office. Offer sexual favours and tell the mayor that you need cash to restore the old house as a communal work project. Hopefully it's a moderatly hot woman who is the mayor, but even if it's not I trust you can do what needs to be done.

>>137238
Actually, you know what, screw that. Say "Well, I wouldn't mind talking with you until I have to go" and head in with her. Maybe we can get some more information about her, her family, how she came to inherit this house, etc. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER BRO

Garret Redwick 2010/02/22(Mon)11:44 No. 137257 ID: 950529
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"Actually, hold on. Elizabeth.. I would like to talk a bit about you. Do you mind?"
>"No.. That's okay. Come in."

We head inside and sit on the sofa I totally reamed her on yesterday.

>"What would you like to know?"
"How do you get by? And how do you used to get by? How did you end up living here?"
>"Oh.. Well, I have lived here my entire life. My father was a military officer just before the 1968 revolution. He was killed, but the townsfolk continued to look after me."
"Such as ms Palmer?"
>"Yes, she was the last to visit me. Everyone stopped coming one after another. I suppose it was just old age."
She sighs.
>"I'm sure they understand why I missed their funerals."
"I'm sure they do, don't worry. So you simply follow the same routine every day?"
>"Well, I have some variation, of course, but I know where everything is. Sometimes I listen to the radio, or play some piano. But the piano has gotten out of tune, so I don't play that much any more."
"That's too bad. I'll see if I can find someone to tune it for you."
>"Oh, thank you, Garth."
"So you said you don't go outside anymore. Why is that exactly?"
>"I don't know what the streets look like now. When the townsfolk still visited me they had a lot to say about the changes that happened during the eighties and nineties. I only know the pre-revolution streets."
"So.. If it's not to painful to say, could you tell me how you turned blind?"
>"It's alright, Garth, I've accepted it already. I got shot during the revolution. I was five at the time."

>>137257
Man that sucks. Ask her about how it was to grow up in Funkel town and how Ms Palmer was.

>>137257
Ask her what she thinks about you helping her find her way around town again after your appointment, maybe meeting some of the other townsfolk.

>>137257
She's forty seven. Awwright, go Garth. That explains a few things. Let's see, other questions.

Did she ever have a husband? Any suitors to come to her? She seems at the least experienced, but it'd still be interesting to know.

What about the house itself? Does it have maintained running water or electricity? You could also get her to lead you through the house for a tour, see if you can get the layout down. Who knows, maybe there are interesting things she may not be able to remember due to her losing her sight so early in life.

>>137232
Oh? Would you object to her joining you if she were interested?

Hug her, kiss her, and tell her you'll see her later.

>>137261
47?
Well, she might actually leap at the chance to join your quest. She'd make an excellent partner in crime.

>>137257
She's looking great for being 47, rowr.
Ask her if she knew the village's mayor, either then or now?
I find it hard to believe that no one knows she's here, apart from the anonymous benefactor.

>>137273
I'm wondering if it IS the mayor.

It wouldn't be any of the younger townsfolk, and I doubt the wolf or bear parents would be secretive about it if they knew. It ain't old man Ebeneezer, it could be that drunk asshole rat but I have no idea why he would. There's the Doctor we don't know anything about yet. It could be someone who lives out of town, but seems unlikely.

>>137257
Hey, we've heard folks talk about the 'revolution' a few times now. Ask her about it. Like, what it was like to be around during it.

>>137743
She was five dude, I imagine all she'd recall is yelling and fighting and getting shot in the face.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/24(Wed)15:10 No. 138338 ID: 950529
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"I'm so sorry, Elizabeth."
>"It's fine. Really."
"When I come back from my appointment would you like to go on a walk through town? Meet the new townsfolk?"
>"Oh, Garth, I would like that very much."
"Then I will come back as soon as possible. Do you know who the current mayor is?"
>"No, I don't.. Funkel Town does not have its own radio broadcast, so I don't know much regarding current events."
"I see. I plan to speak to him about funding to fix up your mansion. Does it have running water, or electricity?"
>"Yes, that was all installed in the 80s.. But.. Why do you want to fix my home? What is wrong with it?"

>>138338

Because it looks all run down and wrecked from the outside. Not to mention the bullet holes...

>>138338
"The exterior hasn't been cleaned in a while. Could probably use a new paint job after it's been washed. The gate is all smashed up... There's a few bulletholes in the walls too. Looks fine otherwise, though I'd like to inspect more of the interior to make sure."

>>138338
"Well, the exterior looks like it's fallen into disrepair without someone to tend for it, which may be part of why no one has come to visit you. And I'm worried about what may lie inside. Things such as wood floors or walls may need repair and be unsafe currently."

Oh, add in there that there are a couple of broken windows.

Well, there's the front wall that seems to have been partly blown up, that busted lock, and enough dust on the windows to asphyxiate an ox.

And then there's the matter of the place being bulldozed if some restoration work isn't done on it.

>>138345

It's a good fixer-upper.

"It's become dilapidated over time, since so few people are aware that you're here."

The outside looks like something out of a cheesy horror movie, and it hasn't had any maintenance for decades. There could be anything from rotting support beams to crumbling foundation, and it might not be safe. It's worrying, and getting it fixed up would make it more inviting to people.

>>138338
"nothing is wrong with it. I just wanted to be sure you got your amenities. The issue is that people think the place is abandoned and that nobody lives here. Your house has taken some damage, mainly bulletholes. So I just want to see what may need fixing so people think 'who lives there' in awe.

House stuff is boring. Tell her you have to go, but you can talk more when you get back to take her out on the town. Give her a kiss on the forehead and go to your appointment; if you're early, just flirt with the nurse bro

Garret Redwick 2010/02/24(Wed)21:39 No. 138470 ID: 950529
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"Because you deserve to live in the best environment possible, Elizabeth."
>"Oh Garth..."
"Forgive me, but I should get going. I will come back soon to walk you through town."

She walks me to the door.
>"Garth?"
"Yes, Elizabeth?"
>"Thank you."
"It's my pleasure."

>>138470
Off to the doctor we go then. Strut your way there.

>>138475
Now, do we bring up the issue of Sam with the doctor, or do we wait and confront Sam with that directly later this evening?

Garth, how do you feel about it? Do you feel like you need to get it off your chest?

>>138475

Do a silly walk on the way.

>>138470
Are you developing feelings for her?

Let's make our way to the doctor's office if it's time for the appointment. It wouldn't hurt to arrive a little early, too, just in case they have forms to fill out and stuff.

>>138475
LIKE A BAWS

>>138477
No, the solution is to return the favor, but give her a safe word.

Also, we can't do much to help you with problems you won't talk about.

k now go to the doctor, flirt with nurse, hope she's a new animal

Drop by Max's to pick up that Febreze.

You need some scentin' disguisin' with the noses on some of these bitches.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/25(Thu)14:48 No. 138637 ID: 950529
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It's just 8:40 but I head over to the doctor's office anyway. After ringing the intercom and announcing myself, the door opens for me and I find Jill behind a desk.
>"Hey Garth, good of you to come early. Please fill in this form."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/25(Thu)14:48 No. 138638 ID: 950529
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..uh oh.

>>138638
Patient-Doctor confidentiality. Go nuts, tell the truth.

>>138638
OH what do you know... the stuff we wanted to know anyway...

>>138638
Fill all blanks with the words 'INCEST' or 'SEX'.

>>138639
>>138641
>>138642
Actually guys, I think he has no insurance? Paying out of pocket probably wouldn't be pretty.

If that's the case, inquire about a special plan, or billing options, or something.

>>138644
...Or just BS like a motherfucker.

Excuse me, LIKE A BAUSS!

Ask what fields are optional.

If you have no choice, then you're going to have to fill out that social correctly... As well as your real name. They'll check it! Previous medical history can probably be left blank.

If you have a good reason for continuing to hide your identity, please inform us so we can figure out how to proceed.

>>138644
Place of birth should be Karlstown. Nationality would be, what the hell, let's say Prussian or something.

That social matches the timeframe of his birth. Why not make it a 555 number or something?

>>138665
If he actually was expecting to fool anyone, he would have tried a little harder.

I hope.

Q 2010/02/25(Thu)15:43 No. 138669 ID: e3c652
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>>138637
baller

As her first for reassurance on confidentiality. It's a reasonable concern that anyone could have.

Once assured, might as well be truthful.

>>138669
Hardcore. I second this motion, if we have to lie.

>>138669

Change previous doctor to either "Dr. Jan Itor" or "Dr. Perry Cox" and I will give it my approval whoeheartedly.

>>138644
>128-67-5309
>8675309
FFFFFFFFF-

>>138638
You're trying to keep something from us, aren't you? Or is it just the slight possibility that Dr Braun is your bear-conquest's father?

>>138679
teehehehehehe

Just tell the truth. It'll be less tricky.

>>138679

I don't get it.

>>138708
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBHJqtgo8RA

Garret Redwick 2010/02/25(Thu)18:18 No. 138746 ID: 950529
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I hand in the form all filled out.
She looks it over carefully and frowns.
>"Hmm.. I assume Karlstown, IL is off-island?"
"That's right."
>"Well, please put down the whole country name. Nationality also refers to what country you have an official citizenship at. Humanian, heh.. So I assume that Sacred Heart and Dr. Dorian are also off-island. Buuut, your biggest issue here is your lack of insurance. A general checkup or full exam can cost from 60 to 240 dollars."

>>138746

"So... what can I get for 6 bucks?"

>>138746
Tell her that you're sure you and the good doctor can come to an agreement.

>>138748

Ha ha ha! Come.

>>138748
More like you and she could set up some sort of 'payment plan'

Garret Redwick 2010/02/25(Thu)18:32 No. 138752 ID: 950529
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Well, so much for trusting you to forge a past for me!

"I'm sure me and the good doctor can come to an agreement."
>"Oh? What alternative way of paying were you thinking of?"
She wriggles her eyebrows quite dexterously.

>>138752

"Any chance I could work here a while to pay for the fees?"

>>138752
"Well I can perform a variety of tasks involving manual labor, which would no doubt take a load off of your work schedule for today.

Or we could fuck."

>>138752
"I am highly trained in the art of stripteasing."

Bah, just give her a line about trading a health exam for a physical exam. She did the eye thing, you don't need our help for this.

Garrett would make for an awesoem receptionist. He is quite handy at making everyone comfortable.You know, before he pounces. Except, he wouldn't pounce while on duty.

>>138752
What... Okay Garth we've established that you're a slut, but are you a whore? Because that would be what she is implying.

Psst, if we gave you a fake insurance number it wouldn't work. Then you'd get prosecuted for fraud and identity theft.

If you make these advances, she will likely put a note in your chart to have you tested for STDs.

QUICK! STEAL HER JOB!
You can probably out talk her any day. Get people to like being rejected from the office, among other things...

Or we can raise cash and get a job... I mean really, you traveled without even an iota of cash. Not even a cent. This was bound to happen.

You wanted us to pull a health insurance from thin air?

And hey, Humania is a perfectly good country; its one of those small ex-URSS nations, like Biyalia.

>>138752
WIGGLE YOURS BACK
LIKE A BAUSS

>>138752
in sexual favors, just don't get raped like with the bunny girl.

>>138808
possibly better

I suggest implying honest work instead of whoring yourself out like a piece of meat.

>>138819
Hey, he's an honest whore!
Sometimes.

>>138819

I mean, unless that's what she implies back, right?

Wiggle your eyebrows like a boss, then say "Whatever you need done."

>>138752
I'm starting to get the feeling that the locals don't have many/any hangups over casual sex. At least, not the single ones.

>>138835
Michelle does. Or maybe she just can't find the proper type of partner...

>>138752
"I'm pretty good at giving exams of my own. And I'm a bit of a handyman, never know when you might need your pipes cleaned. And... I can sweep. Oh yeah."

If she asks what 'sweeping' is innuendo for, tell her "Oh, nothing. I was being honest. But I can come up with something, just give me a few minutes."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/25(Thu)21:09 No. 138873 ID: 950529
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"Anything that it takes."
I wiggle my eyebrows just as bosslike.
She laughs, pleasantly and not flirty at all.
>"Well, alright, let me tell the doctor."
She presses a button on the intercom.
>"Doctor, mister Redwick is here, but it turns out he does not have insurance. He'd like to work something out with you."
>"When is my next appointment?"
>"Only at twelve."
>"Oh, okay then. Send him in."
>"You can head on in, Garth."

Go'n to see the doctah, be sure to thank her.

>>138873
Strut into that office with a gangsta lean. Sounds like your alternate payment has been expected.

Compliment her on how cute she looks with glasses. :3

I can see where this is going.
I'm going to laugh so hard.

>>138879
inb4 traps everywhere.

>>138880
Shush, you. This is something he needs to learn on his own, and there's a good reason for it.

>>138879
IIRC, Dr. Braun's gender has never actually been revealed. From that name you could assume male, but I checked the earlier topics and nothing.

Either he's gonna get man-molested or it's going to be a female, thus proving that females make up like 80% of this town.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/25(Thu)21:28 No. 138885 ID: 950529
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I enter the next room.
"Hi, uh, thanks for receiving me anyway."
The doctor looks at me with a sigh.
>"Just know that this clinic isn't a charity. It's real unfortunate that you don't have insurance, hon. I could give you a physical in exchange for some favors, but I cant give you any treatments."

That sounds plenty fine. We're not sick, we just need the check up and everything would be okay.

Mmm, bet you wouldn't mind a physical with that one, eh Garth?

>>138885
ACCEPT PHYSICAL
GET A HARD ON
GET YOUR DICK SUCKED

>>138885
"Hey, that'll be fine. Just making sure I get some kind of medical record on file just in case. Lemme know what favours need doing, and I can certainly get on that for you."

>>138885
"What kind of favors?"

"That's fine. Hey, I need a job anyways, maybe we could work something out after that?"

>>138885
"Oh, naw, I'm not taking handouts. I've been bartering for what I need until I can get a paying job.
...
So, couldja tell me what you what favors you need, before we get physical?"

Be serious, this is our doctor, and our health is most important.

Totally called it, btw. :|

>>138898
Yea, I'm kinda disappointed. I was hoping that it would be MISTER Doctor Braun.

>>138903

"So doc, what can I do to work off the physical?"

"I'm fine with no treatments for now. I just want to know if I need to bust my back to get money to GET something treated. Now then, what sorts of favors, and how many would you want? I'm willing to do just about ANYTHING."

I say 'just about', as Garret got severely squicked when he was dommed.

"And after said favors for the exam, I'd be willing to do a few more for some cash. Still trying to get set up in town and all."

And just how physical is this physical gonna get? :3c Bend over and relax?

>>138976

More like turn your head and cough. :D

>>138998
That could happen after bend over and relax part.

>>138976
Doctors aren't allowed to do that in the office and would get owned for doing so...

Plus, she's probably seen more dicks than a hooker. This is considering the fact she does physicals. There ain't a good chance of... impressing her...

So just take the physical, and get work.

>>139027
Well, he COULD impress her with his willingness to do things that make other men shy away.

While the exam is underway, casually ask if she's related to Sam and Max by any chance.
I swear, I can't tell these furballs apart...

>>139048
They all look the same to me.

HER NAME WAS LOLA. SHE WAS A BUNNY.
WITH DOCTOR JACKET AND A SHIRT AND SOME SHORTS CUT DOWN TO THERE

>>139056
well Sam's the rapist, Max is the Rape..-e

Garret Redwick 2010/02/26(Fri)09:52 No. 139072 ID: 950529
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"That's fine. I'd like to know if I got anything, and then I can work up the money to treat it."
>"Alright then. Have a seat and take off your shirt. I'll need to check your blood pressure."
As the doc begins her examination she asks me a few general questions regarding current medicin use or treatments I follow, none of which I am.
Finally she's done with her question and I can ask her things.
"Are you related to Samantha and Max, by any chance?"
>"Yes.. I'm their mother. Tilt your head a bit."

>>139072
Where do you think Sam got her dom tendencies from? You're going to get raped, Garth.

>>139068
Garth can't rape Max. Max is obviously a sub and very interested, so the harder Garth raped him the less it would be rape.
He would basically have to force Max to rape him in order to rape max.

Also, I'm not gonna call Sam a rapist since Garth was fully capable of stopping her at any time. He's three times her size; he could have just picked her up and held her at arm's length until she took the hint.
On a related note, Garth needs to explain to her what his issue is... while he's not-raping her by virtue of safeword.

>>questdis\320831

Tell her you're halfway through sleeping with her kids.
No, not really. You're just thinking of her son. Naked.

Ask her who their father is, since you'd like to meet him.

Also, try to stop picturing Max's naked body in a post-coital glow. His mother is right there!

We are going to Show Samantha who is in charge by violently sexing her. We will graphically illustrate how helpless she is to stop us. You must prove that she has no control over you. This is revenge.

Don't worry about her. She'll enjoy it. Be as rough as you want and have fun. Don't fool yourself into thinking she has a say in the matter. Next time you get your hands on her it's a done deal. I'm hoping that this will develop into a playful rivalry of who's-on-top. See who can "rape" the other most.

>>139072

Don't get a boner.

>>139084
Too late

>>139084
Don't think about your date with the mouse twins, and the three-way with both of their sexy selves that will follow - two lithe and buxom women writhing in pleasure as you take them both...

Oh, and you can tell her that you thought she was their cousin, since she looks far too young to be a mother.

"Been a doc long, doc?"

>>139072
... note to you Garth. Next time you come by, have a carrot on you. Then lean against the doorway and chew on the carrot followed by
"Watsup doc"

real suggestion: Say that you thought for a second that she might've been a sister/cousin. Also ask about the family (Sam mainly. We oughta get some dirt)

>"That's funny, you have the same strain of chlamydia as my daughter."

>>139072

"Oh then nice to meet you Mrs. Max's last name"

DANGER.

>>139122
[Please don't make this canon.]

>>Next up are wolves, mice and cats.

wolves = Ms Wolfy
mice = mouse twins
cats = Cat Tats

Doctor doctor
Give me the news
I gotta
Bad case of lovin' you.

Garret Redwick 2010/02/26(Fri)13:49 No. 139148 ID: 950529
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With my blood pressure okay, my breathing alright, and everything else top notch she finally pulls on a latex glove.
>"Alright, below the belt time."
I quietly remove my pants and sit back.
She feels across my legs, up my butt and fondles my testicles, to which I GET THE MOST PREDICTABLE RESPONSE EVER.
She turns her head and coughs.
>"Well! I see that is working fine."

>>139148
"S-Sorry, I can't really control it around beautiful women."

>>139148
"Your daughter said the same thing yesterday... after she brutally raped me."

Or maybe don't say that. But say something to lighten up the mood.

>>139152
This would be hilarious.
Do it do it do it

>>139148

"Uh... sorry about this. I um... can't... really just... y'know..." then trail off.

"Shouldn't I be the one to turn my head and cough?"

>>139148
"Hey, can't fault it, can you? Lovely woman giving me a physical, it's bound to react. So uh, shouldn't I be the one turning my head and coughing?"

>>139148
"Are you sure you don't want to take a closer look?"

Seconding or thirding "I thought I was supposed to be the one to turn my head and cough. 9.9;"

>>139157
I'm seconding this.

>>139148
"I'm sorry I don't know how this happened, I'm actually homosexual, you must be so attractive that you're actually turning me straight."

>>139171
Woah, hey, hold it. Unless she's a crazy rapist doctor, being coy isn't going to get us anywhere.

Say nothing.

ASK HER TO LOOK CLOSER
SHOVE HER HEAD ON YOUR DICK
GET BLOW JOB

>>139148
...if she is flustered by that, she must not have been a doctor very long.

Got over your embarrassment, and ask her how long she has been practicing. And all you people suggesting hitting on her are IDIOTS.

>>139148
"erm... you look flustered over this. Why are you flustered? I mean... you're a doctor. Shouldn't you be used to this?"

>>139148
"Sorry about that, it's got a hare trigger!"

>>139193
>>139152

One of these. Preferably the rape one.

>>139210

>>139210
Rape jokes are generally poor at lightening the mood, especially when they involve yourself and the other persons daughter.

Let's not accuse Sam of rape while talking to her mom.

I say go with
>>139164
this and/or
>>139193
this.

>>139189
Or she's a doctor for a very small group of people. Perhaps a small village.

Odd thing being, that IS standard procedure in examinations...

>>139193


This, however, is CSI worthy.

Plus most of the village is female.

>>139232
[It's worth noting that almost no male rape victims will admit to BEING rape victims.
The doc would probably think he was lying to torment her.]

>>139193

Dooo eeeeet

Garret Redwick 2010/02/26(Fri)19:24 No. 139323 ID: 950529
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"I'm sorry, it's got a..."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/26(Fri)19:24 No. 139324 ID: 950529
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"...hare trigger."

Garret Redwick 2010/02/26(Fri)19:24 No. 139325 ID: 950529
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Garret Redwick 2010/02/26(Fri)19:27 No. 139329 ID: 950529
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>"That's fine. I just get a bit flustered when cute boys have that response. Well, the good news is that you are completely healthy. Your heart, lungs, blood pressure, prostrate, etcetera, etcetera, all fine. Now the bad news. You have to strange growths protruding from your skull at each side of your skull. From just touching them I can't tell what it may be, so I would suggest you have the hospital check it out... but you don't have insurance. There's some funds for poor people, but they'll probably tell an otherwise healthy young man like you to get some insurance."

>>139329
"...so I'm growing horns?"

>>139329
you sir, are getting...

*shades*

Horny.

what she talkin' bout, willis Garth.

>>139329
... Is this why you wear the hat?

>>139329
Those would be ears...

oh my god PETER MOLYNEUX WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

We just HAD TO GO and free Dormin, didn't we?

>>139329
"I'm cute? uguuuuuu"

>>139329
So tell me son of Cernunnos/The Green Man/ The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young...

Who... or 'what' are you running from?

>>139329
Ask her to demonstrate on you where the growths are. If they are your ears, smile at her and let her know that no, those are in fact human ears.

Also.

"Cute, huh? Well, thanks doc, you're a looker yourself. I can see where Sam and Max get their looks from."

>>139345
Or are those just ears...

>>139329
Oh god, has she never seen a human before? This is gonna be good.

Can you wiggle your ears? Do it! DO IT!

>>139329
"prostrate"
"I do not think that means what you think it means."

Also, she would need to put her fingers UP HIS BUTT to check his prostate. :V

Please don't tell me you wear that hat to cover up your horns.

If so I'm going to call it, you're an incubus.

Feel your head. If you can't figure out where they are yourself, ask her to point them out for you.

>>139351
Hey check this out:
>>139148
>She feels across my legs, up my butt and fondles my testicles,

>>139360
Can we retroactively make statements about that?

Like "Ooh, careful, I might like that too much", or "I didn't know you were into that", or even just "You're a fast one, aren't ya?"

Garret Redwick 2010/02/26(Fri)20:37 No. 139366 ID: 950529
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"Could you show me where exactly?"
She places her fingers on the sides of my head, apply gentle pressure and softly tapping, awaiting my response.
Oh. Those things.
Yeah, I really don't need medical attention here.
How am I going to play this down?

>>139366
Those thi-- what. <i>What?</i> What things Garth? Why do you have protrusions on the sides of your head?

Uh, explain it's nothing to worry about, and that you already know about them. Whatever they are.

>>139366
you're 1/3rd goat aren't you.

just tell her you've had them since birth and they've been checked out enough times that you know they are harmless

>>139366

Tell her you're THE DEVIL.

Then smirk and say they were childhood injuries. You got rambunctious around those monkey bars.

Well, you could jus-HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW, PEOPLE DON'T NORMALLY GROW HORNS

Uhh I guess you could say you got bashed in the head... on both sides... while playing sports, or skateboarding, or something... knowing full well that she's A DOCTOR and all and would probably know better than that.

"Oh THOSE. Yeah, they've been there my whole life. I've had them checked out before and they said they're harmless."

>>139366
Say they're a birth defect.

Its part of being such a demon.

>>139366
Dude... does anyone in your family have er... tentacles? How do you react to silver? what about holy water? or elder signs? Wait... this town doesn't have a church does it...

Do those horns have something to do with your hat?

>>139377
Can't you see that's why he likes his hat so much? He was ridiculed for having stubby, almost non-existent horns, so he wears his hat with horns to make up for that which he doesn't have. Garret's backstory unlock: level 1

>>139366
Just say it's always been like that, I guess.

I'm assuming it has.

I'm also assuming you're going to fucking explain this at some point.

Well, tell the truth. We don't know anything about what's up there, can't help you lie about it. So go on, tell the truth, whatever it may be (I'm betting Incubus from hell)

Garret Redwick 2010/02/26(Fri)21:05 No. 139388 ID: 950529
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"Oh, these. They've always been there. Been checked enough to know they're harmless."
>"Oh. Well, that's a relief. Usually erratic bone growth ends up destroying your spine. Welp, you get the a-okay from me."
"That's great. Thanks."

Yes, alright. I suppose I owe you an apology.
Arriving here by tanker, with naught but a backpack of clothes and a handful of cash, with such a vulgar goal of 'fuck all the bitches'.
Welp. This is what's goin o--

>"So about that favor. You've met Sam, already?"
"..Yeah.."
>"Well, she's been looking a bit lonely lately, playing that guitar at the fountain. Why don't you take her on a date, just to give her some confidence. And without any funny business, of course."

>>139388
UH OOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>139388
... about that...

>>139388

Do it Garth. You know you want to.

>>139388
"I'll go talk to her."

>>139388
Do it, you pussy-assed pussy. Play the game and don't wuss out.

You're being pimped out to cover the cost of a physical.

Boy, wherever Sam is involved things just start getting awkward hella fast don't they.

"Alright, a friendly night out with her sounds more pleasant than hanky panky anyway. But I have a friend to take out on the town first, she hasn't been out of her house in ages. You know of the blind woman living in the old manor right?"

>>139388
"We've met, she seems nice. She also seems confident enough, but I'll gladly give her some company if you want."

"But are you sure she's really lonely? Sometimes a parent tries to help their children to help with what is really their own issues. Are you, perhaps, lonely?"

This is karma telling you to play rape-tag with Sam. :/

>>139388
"Fair's fair. Are you sure it's Sam that needs taking care of, though? I mean, she seems okay, at least from talking with her. But you've got a cute boy with a 'hare trigger' sitting here and the 'favour' you can think of is to set your daughter up with him? Sure you don't want something more 'personal' taken care of?"

So do you still have a hard on?

"It would be easier to avoid 'funny business' if I wasn't so riled. Maybe you can help clear my head?"

>>139433
It seems a bad idea risk offending someone in the medical profession.