Trout 2011/12/19(Mon)00:06 No. 373492 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Give them another grenade

>"ff- GRENADE!"
>"SH--"
THOOM
>"Meier! F-fick..."
>[small]"He-he-- ach mein Gott--"

Trout 2011/12/19(Mon)00:06 No. 373493 ID: 9c7c3b
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OW! I did not stick landing!

Trout 2011/12/19(Mon)00:07 No. 373495 ID: 9c7c3b
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Okay! Am here! Nazis are not out of building yet but will be soon! I think fattest Nazi landed on grenade for them, too!

Am having Venerable Mosin-Nagant with five rounds! I am thinking I need to time shots perfectly, or Nazis will either stay in building or run away!

One's poking his face through the window. Nail that mug.

>>373495
One of them is looking outside to see if it's safe. Didn't you get two firebombs? If so then throw one of them so it lands right outside of the window to make an exit less likely. Otherwise I guess you will have to try to shoot him, the angle is kind of bad though.

shoot that dude without even looking at him.

>>373526
Nah, throw that firebomb AT the window, so it hits the wall right under it.
That makes the window on fire as the flames climb upward.

Trout 2011/12/21(Wed)18:29 No. 374104 ID: 9c7c3b
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> throw that firebomb AT the window
>"SCHEIßE SCHEIßE SCHEIßE SCHEIßE!"
>"Wir sind gefickt!"

Was good throw! I am now out of firebombs, and building is burning slow! I am thinking we are almost finished here!

>>374104
Yeah they seem rather fucked. Just wait until it looks like they're all dead and then go and cash in on your glorious vodka.

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)00:08 No. 374520 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Just wait until it looks like they're all dead
Okay! I have not seen good fire since neighbor's grain house is burned down! Хорошая шоу!

Wait, I think I am seeing something! Is--

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)00:08 No. 374522 ID: 9c7c3b
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>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>374522
SHIT RUUUUUNNNN

Scream 'NAZI ZOMBIES' and run around him.

He just wants a hug. Hug him.

grab arms, fall back, plant foot in gut, flip him.

HUGS!

Knee to the groin. KNEE TO THE GROIN! Knee jerk reaction to knee him in the groin!

>>374559

Yes! Knee to the groin!

>>374522
Front kick to the gut! Then pin him to the ground with your bayonett and go claim your vodka!

jump and spin backwards mid-air, kicking him under the chin before landing safely.

Grab the collar of his shirt and the waist of his pants and use his momentum to throw him over you as you duck underneath him.

Dispense thorough clobbering with the venerable yet sturdy Mosin-Nagant.

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)20:36 No. 374826 ID: 9c7c3b
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>flip him.
>use his momentum to throw him over you as you duck underneath him.
OKAY-OW!
>"AAAAAAAAAAAA-WHUH"

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)20:37 No. 374827 ID: 9c7c3b
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Ничего себе... Was very frightening. Burning Nazi was able to be landing hit on my face!

Nazi looks like is stunned by impact with ground! Also put out most of fire! I still have problem, Nazi is still moving!

Make with stabbings.

Stabby stabby kill kill kill

Kick his head in.

Don't waste time getting up or turning over, squiggle on your back to him and grab his head. Then do an upside-down-on-your-back neck choke.

>>374827
Stab the everliving fuck out of him!

Trout 2011/12/23(Fri)23:36 No. 374883 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Make with stabbings.
Звучит хорошо! I am taking bayonet and moving to stab him before he moves. Flames have stopped, it seems Nazi wi-- oh

Don't be where he's pointing that. By grappling if needed.

>>374883
Knock it out of the way before he can shoot, try to dodge out of the line of fire while knocking it away. Then proceed with the stabbings.

Are you left-handed?

>>374883
Lord Monogut: Shoot gun out of hand.

Fall into him, locking his gun arm between your body and your left arm. Then grab his face and claw his eyes out.

>>374883
Michal Giacchino didn't survive the fire, did he...
*sigh* Fine, we'll go with Danny Elfman.
Anyway, freeze stock-still. Both of you should be breathing heavily. Then stab while pushing the gun away-
*Cheerful orchastra sound*
No, no, Danny, dramatic, not whimsical!
Hold on, OP. This might take a while...

Trout 2011/12/26(Mon)22:50 No. 375341 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Knock it out of the way before he can shoot

Trout 2011/12/26(Mon)22:51 No. 375342 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Then proceed with the stabbings.

Trout 2011/12/26(Mon)22:52 No. 375344 ID: 9c7c3b
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…was very close.

meh.


vodka time!

So are we done here?

>>375344
Seen closer. But now it's time for your heroic reward! VODKA!!! Run into the bar and demand it from him in a high voice!

At least he didn't shoot your ear off.

Well better go round up the rest of the bodies and make sure they're dead too then.

There's one more nazi pig in there, be careful.

>>375373
>>375378
They're all dead and there is nothing to worry about. No way any of them are going to come back in the form of some sort of Super Nazi cyborg creation that can dual wield MG-42s and will hunt us to the edges of the world. That could never ever happen in a thousand years.

Trout 2011/12/27(Tue)01:19 No. 375393 ID: 9c7c3b
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>So are we done here?
да, I am thinking so.

>Well better go round up the rest of the bodies and make sure they're dead too then.
Entire building is in flames. No Nazis got out.

>Vodka
да!

>"Ah, there you are, comrade. I was beginning to worry. I am seeing smoke from here, so I am assuming you are successful. Vodka is in back, through door, but before you drink it all, can you give me a hand with loading jeep?"

Sure thing, comrade!

Trout 2011/12/27(Tue)01:19 No. 375394 ID: 9c7c3b
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>Later.
До свидания! Having good luck! Many thanks for vodka!

Trout 2011/12/27(Tue)01:20 No. 375395 ID: 9c7c3b
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Хорошо! Today was very eventful! I am almost surprised nothing has gone wrong!

да, nothing has gone wrong at all.

Joke's on the Nazis, their deathweapon was looking for a jeep.