Suggestion 2011/11/13(Sun)20:17 No. 365509 ID: c7b6c2
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I guess I was drink too much vodka last night. I do not remember my own name! What was it again?

Hoviet Sero!

Vodka. That's your name.

>>365510
gonna have to go with this

>>365510
this

>>365510
Eeyup. that seems to be it.

>>365510
Hmm, needs someting more to it. I know! The Free Working Peoples Comrade For Fighting The Facist Pig Scum Hoviet Sero! Now that is a fitting name, it will probably be shortened for ease of us in the field though.

>>365520
I change my vote for this.

Trout 2011/11/13(Sun)21:33 No. 365526 ID: c7b6c2
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>The Free Working Peoples Comrade For Fighting The Facist Pig Scum Hoviet Sero
Da, that was it! I do not know what my parents were thinking. Maybe they were drunk! But comrades just call me "Hoviet".

>"HOVIET YOU ARE TO GETTING ASS OVER HERE NOW! I AM NEEDING AMMO!"

Aha, that is comrade Dimitri! He was given rifle, I was given ammo. Is making teamwork!

Trout 2011/11/13(Sun)21:33 No. 365527 ID: c7b6c2
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...Oh. I guess rifle is mine now! I just need to get it!

>>365527
Well only one way to get to it. Crawl over there from cover to cover and pick it up, then it's time to find something to shoot at with it. Remember to not waste any bullets, every one of those were lovingly made by a free worker to end the hateful life of a facist pig.

>>365527
Be sure and keep some cover between you and the enemy. Stay low, and keep alert!

You will be shot like a pig if you continue like this. Dig a shallow crawling-trench and dig your way to the rifle.

Lie on the floor. Do barrel rolls. Get rifle.

Inventory Check.

Trout 2011/11/13(Sun)22:03 No. 365536 ID: c7b6c2
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>Dig a shallow crawling-trench and dig your way to the rifle.
I am forgetting trench-digging shovel at barracks! I bring shame to family name.

>Lie on the floor. Do barrel rolls.
Last time I do this, I get mud all over uniform. Was very hard to clean!

>Crawl over there from cover to cover and pick it up
>keep some cover between you and the enemy
That is good idea, comrade! It is good thing I am so sneaky. I often had to hide from Mother when she tried to beat me while drunk.

>"Haha, good shot, Hans!"
>"Vhank you, Alfons!"

Nazi fascist pigs are celebrating the death of Comrade Dimitri! My only solace is that soon I will be ending them with the venerable Mosin-Nagant!

>Inventory check.
I am having bayonet, cleaning kit, knife, and fifty rounds of 7.62x54r. How should I ending their twisted lives?

>>365536
Gutshots of course, pop out of cover and plug one of them in the gut, then change your position by a few meters to the left, pop out again and plug the other bastard.

Sneak up. Take a good angle. Kill both with one shot. They don't deserve two bullets of Comrade Dimitri.

Suggestion 2011/11/13(Sun)23:54 No. 365556 ID: 6c5e30
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Craft peoples glorious nagant into glorious Auto-Nagant to better deal with German swines

Use your sneakiness to sneak up to them and then stab them. Then you'll still have all your ammunition, as well as all of theirs.

FIIIIX BAYONEEEEEET

1. Shoot Armed Facist Pig Hans.
2. Harness barbarian ancestry to hurl bayonet into skull of Unarmed Facist Pig Alfons.
3. Approach bodies from cover, loot for valuables.

Russia is land of pragmatic soviet! Ignore roundabout fascist ideas and shoot filthy German Nazi pigs!

>>365536
Shoot the one with the gun, then shoot the second before he can reach his own gun.

Shoot the gun out of hand. Make fascist pigs cower before glorious Soviet marksmanship.

First affix the bayonet. Then Shoot fascist pig with gun. Immediately charge at the second one while yelling "RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOODDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!". Then when you stab the second fascist pig, look around to see if you can toss him at any other fascists as you would toss a hay-bale back home on the collective farm.

Trout 2011/11/14(Mon)17:13 No. 365655 ID: c7b6c2
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>Auto-Nagant
I am not wanting to disrespect Sergei Mosin nor do I have parts! That is pretty fun sounding idea though, comrade!

>sneak up to them and then stab them.
I am not that sneaky, comrade! They are against brick wall! I would be spotted!

>Shoot the gun out of hand.
But comrade, wouldn't that be waste of bullet? Stalin wants one bullet for one dead Nazi pig, not for broken Nazi potmetal firearm!

>Ignore roundabout fascist ideas and shoot filthy German Nazi pigs!
I think this is being best idea!

>Gutshots
>Use Bayonet

да, I can do that!

>"You are ze best German ever, Hans!"
>"Nein, zat is du, friend!"

Trout 2011/11/14(Mon)17:13 No. 365657 ID: c7b6c2
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>"HURK."
>"Scheisse! Hans, nooooooo!"

Trout 2011/11/14(Mon)17:14 No. 365658 ID: c7b6c2
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>"AAAAGH! Yoouuu… Russian schweinnnnn…"
Ah, I am glad that is over! The filthy German pigs had Inferior Nazi Pistol and 50 bullet for it! Nothing else, though. They are have been very poor! Or maybe they were also making teamwork!

>"OH GOD, HE IS COMING THROUGH! WE ARE NEEDING HELP!"
That is sounding like comrades! Should I go to helping?

OF COURSE! We are always having time for comrade in need!

>>365658

Help your comrades!

well keep the pistol and go help your comrades. If you find another "pair of making teamwork" give the other the pistol.

Keep pistol. Irony is being in killing Nazi Facist Pigs with Nazi Facist weapon! Like beating man to death with his arm.

Making stealth to help comrades!

>>365658
Of course you must help your comrades. Let out a good and proper "Urra!" and then charge off in their direction.

Trout 2011/11/14(Mon)18:48 No. 365675 ID: c7b6c2
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>Keep pistol.
>Irony
Да! That is very good reason, comrade! Now every dead Nazi pig is having more humor!

>Help your comrades!
Okay, I am go help!

>"Private Sero! I am glad you are not dead."
да, so am I! What are you needing help with?
>"Something--"
>"AAAAAAA HELP HELP AAAAAA OH NOOOOOOO"
>"SHUT UP, IVAN! Some thing very large, angry, and German is behind brick wall. Is trying to getting through. We are doing defense to stop."

This is sounding very dangerous! There is many cover in area. What is the plan being, comrades?

>>365675
Circle around side at distance, staying in covers. Then, shoot angry German and any of his fascist pig companions before they are seeing you.

>>365675
Give Ivan the facist pistol so he can feel falm and cool by having two pistols. Then spread out behind cover and wait for the facist goosemarching pig to show himself so you can gun him down in the name of the Motherland!

>>365675
Prepare petrol bombs. Whatever's behind that wall, a petrol bomb should at least slow it down while you try to find a way to kill it.

Also, move away from the wall and take cover.

>>365675
Set up a killzone so that whatever comes through gets shredded in a crossfire of bullets and petrol.

Trout 2011/11/14(Mon)20:26 No. 365708 ID: c7b6c2
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>Prepare petrol bombs.
Yes! I took strong vodka and put petrol in. Is waste of good vodka, but will burn anything!

Trout 2011/11/14(Mon)20:26 No. 365709 ID: c7b6c2
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>Give Ivan the facist pistol
Take inferior facist pistol, Comrade Ivan!
>"Вот это да! Thank you, Comrade! Now I am feel like real badass!"

Trout 2011/11/14(Mon)20:26 No. 365712 ID: c7b6c2
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>Set up a killzone
>staying in covers.
I will do that! I also reloaded Mosin-Nagant!
>"He is coming through! Getting behind cover, Comrades!"

Trout 2011/11/14(Mon)20:28 No. 365713 ID: c7b6c2
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>"RAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I SMELL COMMUNIST SCUM! COME OUT TO YOUR SLAUGHTER LIKE THE PIGS YOU ARE!"

>>365713
Firing and throwing all of weapons now!

For Motherlaaaand!

CAST BOOLET.
Aim for open mouth, is weak point in Large Facist Pig's fleshy armors!

Light the vodka/petrol bomb then throw it right in his mouth. Show him the taste of justice!

Destroy this fascist abomination with the purifying fires of your petrol bombs! Also don't forget to use you guns as well.

Ugh! Disgusting facist pigs and disgusting experiments of theirs! It's a cross of a Jewish elephant with a German wild boar! Rage the thing! Swear its hideous ancestors! Draw attention of it and let Ivan and Bossy weaken the beast! Now! Hit the weak point for massive damage! Shoot at the impure heart of this filthy and stinky hog!

>>365713
TAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

Shoot him where it hurts. Anywhere. Also the face.

Trout 2011/11/15(Tue)17:18 No. 365899 ID: c7b6c2
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>your petrol bombs
>right in his mouth
>Show him the taste of justice!
Да! FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!

>Rage the thing! Swear its hideous ancestors!
YOUR MOTHER WAS... UH... UGLY LADY!

Trout 2011/11/15(Tue)17:18 No. 365900 ID: c7b6c2
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>"AAAH, ZIS TASTES LIKE BLOOD OF RUSSIANS!"
О, нет!

SHOOT MOLTOV

>>365900

Da, shoot molotov, comrade.

TASTE THIS! Shoot the poor good vodka! Make this monster burn!

Trout 2011/11/15(Tue)19:16 No. 365960 ID: c7b6c2
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>shoot molotov
Hahaha! I am make good shot! Fire is everywhere! Comrade vodka has done his part well!

Боже мой! Large German has wounded superior officer! And is not even slowing down even with many bullet! Is not looking good!

Tell him his shoe is untied.
Shoot him in the eye,

Provoke the beast! Direct it to a damaged building!

>>365960
See if you can sneak around this burning Bavarian brute and stab him in the back of the neck with your trusty bayonet.

Shoot his only remaining arm!

>>365960
Attack his swastika for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

Are you brutes mad? Engaging in close combat with stupid behemoth is suicidal! We need to lure and trap it! Let's collapse an entire building over the head of this fat pig!

>>366027
You had many vodka, comrade. Look again. The beast still holds his two plump arms.

Punch him.

Shoot him in eyes!

Aim for the GROIN. Removing the meganazi's MANHOOD may cause him to become less HUGE and more vulnerable to BOOLET.

>>366110
Shoot his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE! POW POW!

Trout 2011/11/16(Wed)16:19 No. 366133 ID: c7b6c2
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>sneak around this burning Bavarian brute
Comrade, that would be like sneaking around tornado! Tornado that is wanting to kill me!

>Attack his swastika
Brute is not wearing frilly Nazi pig armband! How strange!

>Shoot him in eyes!
We have tried this! Helmet must be make from strongest steel!

>Tell him his shoe is untied.
Nazi brute! Boot is untied!
>"Uhhhhhhhhhh..."

Trout 2011/11/16(Wed)16:21 No. 366137 ID: c7b6c2
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>Aim for the GROIN
>MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Haha! Brute is… only getting more angry! Is yelling in Nazi language!
>"ARRRRRRRGH RUSSIAN SCUM DU IST DYINK NEXT!"
I think we have done very bad thing…

…Comrade Ivan has flee like coward! Maybe is best if we do same!

Quick, throw another Moltov into his gaping maw and shoot it, then abscond and lose him in some ruins!

>>366137
But being a coward will get you shot by the Commissar! Anyone who runs away gets shot, you might as well make an heroic last stand for Mother Russia!

>>366137
Demand of brute to realize that floor is lava, and this is why he is on fire!
Then be absconding for safe vantage point to prep further Molotov while brute seeks shelter!

>>366160
Yes, fascist brute is not having of the intelligence, lava-floor strategy is being good idea!

Run you sorry sack of meat!

Convince him of "the Glamorous life of the POW in the Gulag, with its 5 Diamond lodging and dining" considering that hes not exactly a paragon of intelligence. Or you could just bayonet him in the head, whatever floats your boat.

Light everything around him on fire, including him.

Trout 2011/11/16(Wed)20:42 No. 366199 ID: c7b6c2
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>throw another Moltov
I was only have enough vodka and petrol for one!

>being a coward will get you shot by the Commissar!
You are right, Comrade! I must fight for Mother Russia, even if is taking my life! Or, uh...

>lava-floor strategy
Uh... uh... OH NO! GROUND IS NOW LAVA!
>"W...was?! Oh, nein! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Trout 2011/11/16(Wed)20:43 No. 366200 ID: c7b6c2
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>"-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
Haha… okay, brute has been standing on top of wall for ten minute now. Is not getting old! I think we are safe for now!

>"Uhhhhh… Private Sero?"
Да, that is me!
>"Huff… huff… I am having orders for you to report to command. Order is coming straight from top, so I do not think you should delay."
I will see what they are wanting! спасибо!

This is very important order! Is there anything I am needing to do, or should I be going now?

Convince him into giving up using >>366193 and then go see what the commanders want.

Go do report in!

Ask for vodka. Go report with vodka.

>>366200
Grab the other guy's SMG. He's dead or nearly dead by now, he doesn't need it.

Trout 2011/11/17(Thu)19:17 No. 366350 ID: c7b6c2
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>Convince him into giving up
Uhhh... Attention Nazi! Russian POW gulag is not having lava! Having beds like finest American hotel! Will cook finest Russian cuisine for you!

ничего себе... large brute has began running eastward! Maybe will find POW gulag on his own! Haha, is not very smart at all!

>Grab the other guy's SMG
I do not think that superior officer is being alive! Or maybe is just being very still! I do not know, I am not doctor.

Am now having trusty PPSh-41! Is having two circular magazines. One is full with 71 rounds of 7.62x25, the other has 44 rounds. I have always wanted one!

>Ask for vodka
Excuse me, Comrade! Are you having of any vodka?
>"Uhhh... нет, sorry."

Хорошо! Going to command now, yes?

Yes.

Get on down there

Trout 2011/11/17(Thu)21:58 No. 366375 ID: c7b6c2
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Okay, I am walk to command tent!
>"Private Sero, da?"
Da, that is me!
>"Sero, Mother Russia needs you. Nazi war machine has been tearing across Russia and we are unable to stop. Many comrade has been lost. Our glorious Communist way of life is at stake."
>"We are receive intelligence that a vital part of Nazi operation is located in western part of Russia. You are to be taking a team of many Allied country soldiers there to put end to Nazi madness. If you fail then Motherland will surely fall."
>"Sero, this is dangerous mission. I do not blame you if do not accept, but your military career will ending very quickly and will be disgrace to Mother Russia. We can find another patriot in that case. The team is waiting outside. What do you say?"

Uhhhh…

Exactly how much is many?

>>366375
You are being said yourself: You must fight for Mother Russia, even if is taking your life.

Answer is simple, comrade! Accept mission, kill fascist swine, save glorious Communist way of life, and maybe give order to Capitalist pig Allies!

Pretty sure he's just gonna shoot you if you decline. Pretty sure...

>>366375
You will probably be dragged away and shoot by chekists if you don't accept. So accept it with the comment that you serve the Soviet Union!

Why the hesitation? You can be a hero, Sero! A Sero for Motherland! With many vodka, women, riches and vodka! If you survive!

Say yes. You can't be a hoviet sero if you aren't in the military and aren't attacking giant horrible nazi death-tanks covered in guns and high speed razor-bladed spinning mine flails and the hugest treads (for crushing heads).

on one condition:

we need more pancakes.
(explosive pancakes)

>>366449
And vodka! Never forget vodka!

Is honor to serve glory of Mother Russia! Accepting mission.

Ask for one of them nifty ushankas too!

Trout 2011/11/20(Sun)18:50 No. 366893 ID: c7b6c2
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>Accept mission
Да! I accept! Is glory to serve Motherland!

>pancakes (explosive)
>vodka
>ushankas
Excusing me, Командир! If I am to complete mission, I am needing, uh, special equipment!
>"Of course, Private. You are having full access to our armories. Almost all weapon from Motherland or Allied nations we can give."

Невероятно! What do I bringing with me?

Trout 2011/11/20(Sun)18:50 No. 366895 ID: c7b6c2
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You may also procure new uniform for Private Sero, if you like! Please be keeping appropriate! It is very sad if Sero is being shot for wearing Space Nazi pig uniform!

Also, we require lemon-shaped grenades.

Tyrannosaurus. You need a Tyrannosaurus.

>>366916
-shaped missile launcher? Agreed.

>>366922
needs more exhaust pipes and grease stains coming from the joints for that glorious soviet engineering look.

>>366922
Mercury.. rising

Suggestion 2011/11/20(Sun)21:59 No. 366945 ID: e4003e
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Naked fight! like proud bear of motherland! Nude, Ferocious, and very drunk on vodka!

Suggestion 2011/11/20(Sun)22:57 No. 366958 ID: da696f
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Insane, drunk, and on a murderous rampage! The perfect role model for the impressionable Russian youth. (Pants optional)

Suggestion 2011/11/21(Mon)09:19 No. 367030 ID: 9f1157
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For the true soveit soldier

Winston 2011/11/21(Mon)11:00 No. 367033 ID: 0d7a83
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Вы же тяжело, как улицы.

Suggestion 2011/11/21(Mon)11:35 No. 367036 ID: a375cf
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Show them your fury, comrade.

Suggestion 2011/11/21(Mon)15:01 No. 367076 ID: ddc511
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>>366918
No. Like this.

>>367072
DUMKOPF

>>367076
100%Agree!

>>367076

Oh my god that's perfect.

>>367091
this works to

Trout 2011/11/21(Mon)16:55 No. 367100 ID: c7b6c2
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>>367072

>>367091
This

Suggestion 2011/11/21(Mon)18:17 No. 367113 ID: 8e0f68
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Battle ready and totally immobile!

Trout 2011/11/21(Mon)19:58 No. 367131 ID: c7b6c2
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>>366958
>>367033
>>367091
I am liking parts of all of these! How is this looking?

...and where did cigarette come from?

>>366922
Is also very cool! Also looks very useful! I cannot take with me however! Commander has agreed to drop from air when I ask on radio, though.

So I am taking:
Venerable Mosin-Nagant 125 Rounds!
Trusty PPSh-41 355 rounds! (5 magazines)
5 Lemon-disguised grenades

>Tyrannosaurus
Commander is giving me a strange look when I ask for this! I do not think we have dinosaur.

Okay! Meeting team now? And then afterward we are taking a plane! Am very excited! I have never gone on plane before!

>>367131
looking pretty snazzy there Comrade Sero! lets go meet these capitalist fat cat bastards allies and comrades in arms.

Trout 2011/11/21(Mon)20:33 No. 367134 ID: c7b6c2
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>Leon, Australian commando. Leon is trained in the use of explosives, and can utilize explosive devices from both Axis and Allied countries. He is also proficient at driving vehicles. Leon will be conducting the sabotage on the Nazi supply depot as well as the secondary objective. He is equipped with a Thompson M1928A1, grenades, and several satchel charges.
>"Nice t'meetcha."

Trout 2011/11/21(Mon)20:34 No. 367135 ID: c7b6c2
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>Lord Monocle, Major of the British Army. The Lord is an excellent shot with Designated Marksman Rifles and other long-range weaponry, from years of shooting contests with his peers at his family manor. He is technically of a superior rank to Sero, but since an angry drunk Russian is a very frightening thing, he has allowed Sero to be in charge. Equipped with a Lee-Enfield rifle (fitted with optics) and a Browning Hi-Power.
>"I say."

Trout 2011/11/21(Mon)20:35 No. 367136 ID: c7b6c2
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>Alexander, an American infantryman. Alexander has scored very well on weapons tests when using automatic, high-ROF firearms. He has seen action against Japanese forces in the Pacific ocean, and was present at the Defense Of Port Moresby. He is not as experienced as other members of the team. Alexander will be carrying supplies and other equipment, including the radio, and is equipped with a M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle and a Colt M1911A1.
>"T-this is Italy, right? I wanted to go to Italy! The women there are hot as hell, man! Is Italy usually this cold?"

This is team! Is there anything you are needing to know, comrade? Or do we get to go on plane now?

Leon!

Oh wait, never mind! We get all of them!

>>367150
>>367151
Actually, wait! This is a great idea!

The viewpoint will switch over to another character temporarily. Choose which one!

>>367154
Alexandro!

Lord Monocle. Clearly a distinguished gentleman.

Mad German Fritz.

>>367188
We totally could recruit him. Tell him it's a psychological warfare, and everyone is dressed as their enemy.

Okay then! Changing my mistake into a vote for Leon!

Let's go with Lord Monocle

Suggestion 2011/11/22(Tue)06:14 No. 367247 ID: 6a5a08
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Recruit Fritz.
Inquire why there are no Canadians.

>>367136
We need to know where the Canadian commando named Wilson is. Or is he going to meet us at the site?

Nah, those Canadians are TOO BUSY. What with taking other key strategic spots no one else can handle with efficiency. To split one up from their unit would be a waste of this valuable and skilled unit.

Surely when the war is over, the people will cry praise of these Canadian heroes as they are regarded fondly in the history books among the English and Russians.

>>367136
>My face when I am the only one who votes for the American.
C'mon, there has to be someone else here who likes the idea of capitalist pig and great Soviet Hero teamwork at killing all fascist bastards on the dace of earth.

>>367270
I like that idea, I just prefer Lord Monocle. Wait, that would be somewhat boring since he would mainly be ranged support. I change my vote to the american. Let us get this poll over with.

>>367270
Hey i voted for the American! Even though it was mostly to mess around with him though...

>>367270
But a lord is even better. He's not just a capitalist, he's a member of the reactionary class of oppressors. It really doesn't get any better than that.

Ask the commander if there will be more teammates getting added to the team roster later on.

Wait... If some don't go with us, what the hell will they do?

>>367368
We get all of them, we've the opportunity to switch hosts.

>>367375
Thanks for the clarification! I vote for The Free Working Peoples Comrade For Fighting The Facist Pig Scum Hoviet Sero! But in Motherland our opinion doesn't matter! We will go with Soviet Hero for obvious superiority!

Trout 2011/11/22(Tue)21:32 No. 367460 ID: c7b6c2
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>Canadian commando Wilson

...I think I got the wrong address.

Real update in 15-30 minutes.

>>367460
The Canadian must face his natural weakness... HOT CLIMATES! *gasp*

Trout 2011/11/22(Tue)21:53 No. 367479 ID: c7b6c2
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Maaaan... Italy isn't like anything they told me it'd be. I thought there'd be hot italian babes and wine and good weather. All I've found is angry drunk guys, cheap vodka that smells like motor oil, and temperatures that'll make your dick freeze off. Yeah, Italy isn't anything like in the brochures. I'm really disappointed!

And this boring-ass plane trip isn't helping anything!

just pretend that you are actually flying on a gigantic police tyrannosaurus Rex with Gatling guns for arms.

Say, "Привет, красивая." to the guy with the star on his hat. It's a traditional Italian way of saying that you're really tough and that he shouldn't mess with you.

And do squats! Squats are manly!

Realize how heavy your BAR is, and realize they're gonna make you drag it around everywhere. And the chicks are gonna think you're trying to compensate. This sucks.

>>367479
Loudly ask if one can get some good old cola here and where all of the babes are at.

Trout 2011/11/23(Wed)11:25 No. 367605 ID: c7b6c2
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>flying on a gigantic police tyrannosaurus Rex
Holy shit, that would be [i]so awesome.[i] I'd be like, "Hey Hitler, meet my dinosaur" and he'd be like "Oh nein now I am dead." And then everyone would call me a hero and all the women would be throwing themselves at my feet. Yeaaaah, that'd be cool.

Wait, wait, am I riding ON it or IN it? I mean, I'm IN the plane, so wouldn't that mean that the T-Rex ATE me? Because I'm inside of it? Damn it.

>Привет, красивая
Uh, okay, if you say so. I'm terrible at speaking anything that isn't English, so I'm pretty sure I mangled it. Yeah, I don't think he understood a single thing I said.

Also, I never liked doing squats. I guess you could say that I don't do squat. Ahaha.

>Realize how heavy your BAR is
Oh damn, you're right! I'm not going to like carrying this thing around! This is gonna suck! Stupid commies and brits making me carry all the heavy stuff...
>And the chicks are gonna think you're trying to compensate.
GODDAMNIT

>ask if one can get some good old cola here and where all of the babes are at.
Hey! Man, I'm jonesing for some cola! Anyone got some? And where are all the babes, man? Italy's got those nude beaches, right? When are we stoppin' by one of those?

The old fat Brit's giving me a funny look.

>>367605

Nah, it's okay man. This is just the rough part of Italy with all that gang activity and snow.

>>367605
Punch that motherfucker Britisher's smug face! He knows about the beaches, bitches and booze, but isn't telling you!

>>367605
Tell that British guy to "Stop giving me that look, you probably think that Italy is an adjective describing something that is very Ital."

>>367605
He's probably just a homo or something, you know how those upper class brits are. Inform him that you're not interested in any of Ye Olde Fashioned sodomy.

>>367631
Yeah. In fact, you're lucky you weren't eaten by the Italian Snow Cannibals around these parts.

>>367662
Why not? It might be fun! Also, you know, if it's pretty...

Trout 2011/11/23(Wed)17:12 No. 367670 ID: c7b6c2
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>all that gang activity
Oh, crap! I hope no one finds out that I was a part of the Anchorage Asskickers! I don't want to start a gang war, man!

>Italian Snow Cannibals
Holy shit, Italy must be more dangerous than Australia! Those brochures lied to me! They lied to my face! They didn't mention ANYTHING about goddamn snow cannibals!

>Punch that motherfucker Britisher's smug face!
That... that... pompous asshole! He's holding out on me, I know it! I'm about to fuck up his crumpet-loving face!

>Tell that British guy to "Stop giving me that look, you probably think that Italy is an adjective describing something that is very Ital."
I'm gonna tell him that with my fist if he keeps that shit up!

>He's probably just a homo or something
Yeah, those brits are always just sittin' around their countryside estates, sippin' their Earl Grey and their Chamomile, that leaves plenty of time to buttfuck each other! Well I don't want any of it!

>Why not? It might be fun!
I didn't come to Italy to get sodomized on a cargo plane!

>animated hopefully

>>367670
Inform him that good old George didn't kick out fat old loony George just so you could have some brit snear at you.

Tell him there's a spider on his hat.

Trout 2011/11/23(Wed)21:26 No. 367716 ID: c7b6c2
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>Inform him that good old George didn't kick out fat old loony George just so you could have some brit snear at you.
Hey, brit. George washington didn't kick England's ass and send your old fat king packing just so some fatcat can give me a look! I'm AMERICAN, I don't have to put up with your BRITISH bullcrap!

>Tell him there's a spider on his hat.
Oh, hey, there's a sp-- OW FUCK

Time to test out those Wrestling moves you learned from your buddies in the pacific! At least your pretty sure those were wrestling moves. Anyway try out one of them DDT's they taught ya.

You can't fight this way! Oh no! Throw all this shit you're carrying over his sorry not-american ass! Even if you're completely stupid, you're not the mule of this group! Show them the American might!

>>367716
Throw your gear on the floor and raise your fists and tell him it's on now, on like motherfucking Donkey Kong!

FISTYCUFFS.

>>367754
This

Trout 2011/11/24(Thu)11:29 No. 367792 ID: c7b6c2
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>Throw your gear on the floor and raise your fists and tell him it's on now, on like motherfucking Donkey Kong!
>FISTYCUFFS.
OKAY, BRIT, YOU'VE FUCKED UP. IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG! whatever that is. You probably think "italy" is just describing something that is really "ital"! Or something! I don't want your British sodomy! AND WHERE ARE ALL THE WOMEN? I KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON ME!

Dirty 'MERICAN Fighting Technique: Headbutt

>>367792
Unfortunately we can't disable him with a low blow in the groin! He needs to go home and be a family man! If he's a father already, give him the nastiest attack of all! Send him back and somewhat safe to his kids and wife!

>>367792
Send a swift kick to his balls and imply that his ancestors were in fact French and he's a god damn stinking cheese eatin surrender monkey that also likes to lick snails.

>>367792
Knock off his hat to half his health bar! Just be careful though; this guy is old, fat, funny looking and he talks weird. That might mean he's using the Crouching Moron Hidden Badass technique.

You have to tell him something outrageous to make his monocle pop off. It's the only way to expose his weak point.

Groin kick + Monocle-nabbing combo attack followed by an eyepoke, that will surely teach this monstrocity with the eyeshield!

His tophat is obviously the source of his powers.

KNOCK. IT. OFF.

>>367807

This.

>>367856
Of course, why else would he wear that silly thing. Aim for the hat!

strike hat for massive damage.

Trout 2011/11/24(Thu)21:26 No. 367971 ID: c7b6c2
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>Send a swift kick to his balls
I heard somewhere that the British always wear cups, so I'm not gonna risk stubbing my toe on his dickshield. Also, that'd be touching another guy's balls, so it's kinda gay. I can call him French though!

>Knock off his hat
YOU FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT I BET YOU EAT CHEESE AND SMELL BAD ALL DAY. AND... AND... YOU SURRENDER A LOT, TOO.
Okay, that startled him! His stupid British balding head is exposed! And his monocle's off! Now what?

>>367971
Tell them! Tell them that you're not a mule to carry their shit! Tell them why you're here!

Don't we have like... a mission we were supposed to be doing?

>>367977
Yes, to tell that that Uncle Sam is here to help out Uncle Joe, not whoever the fuck it is that is ruling the Brits these days, probably still some crazy fat fuck.

He's properly distracted now, quickly punch him in the guts and tell him that's how you do it where you're from.

Headbutt with Helmet

You're an AMERICAN and you don't have to take his shit, thanks to the First Amendment! (or whatever)! Tell him about it while you spit on his balding head.

You slap him right on the back of the bald spot to assert dominance. that's how these things work.

Sero: See what happening and be breaking up fight with your Superior Communist Whacking Club!
Alex and Monocle: Develop searing hate filled rivalry that will fuck up the mission.

slap him like the bitch he is.

Oh god you turned the American into a racist

What have you done

>>368078
Baseless accusations! We just brought up the xenophobic that was already within him!

Stop this nonsense. Apologize suddenly. Then push him down when he bends to pick up his things.

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)14:04 No. 368109 ID: c7b6c2
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>Sero: See what happening and be breaking up fight with your Superior Communist Whacking Club!
Sero is being distracted by height of plane!

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)14:04 No. 368110 ID: c7b6c2
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>slap him
I AM NOT-OW- A FUCKING MULE! -OW- I'M NOT GOING TO CARRY -OW- ALL OF THIS! -OW- I AM AMERICAN -OW- AND THE FIRST AMENDMENT -OW- SAYS I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT!

>"SHUT UP -OW- YANKEE! -OW- JUST CARRY THE -OW- DAMNED THING! IT'S -OW- YOUR DAMNED JOB!"

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)14:04 No. 368112 ID: c7b6c2
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>"'Ey! Both a' you wankers. Fuckin' stop that shit. We're onna fuckin' mission 'ere, we're not havin' some fuckin' mid-air slapfight. Jesus fuck."

uh

BOTH OF YOU, SLAP THAT KANGAROO HUMPER!

>>368112
Obey that guy.

>>368113
YEAH DOUBLE-TEAM THE SHIT OUTTA THAT OVERGROWN KOALA. wait a second if everyone on the team is preoccupied, how do we know the pilots aren't actually German sabatours about to ditch the plane with us still in it?

>>368112
Lord dude, tell that prisoner to shut up while his betters get stuff done.

Yanke dude, tell that New Zeelandish tasmanian to shut up before you sock him one as well.

Be a damn soldier and get your discipline on.

>>368112
No hitting the guy with a lit cigarette and pockets full of explosives.

Prove your American Superiority by pretending Lord Buttface doesn't exist.

>>368116
WHO IS PILOTING THE PLANE!?
German saboteurs? Italian babes?! NO ONE!?

American and Englishman: Learn the power of friendship by having a uniform, solidary dislike of uppity aus/nz/whatnot attempting to out-badass you.

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)17:28 No. 368149 ID: c7b6c2
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>Then who was pilot?

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)17:29 No. 368151 ID: c7b6c2
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>Obey that guy.
FINE. fucking brit.
>"damned yank."

>Prove your American Superiority by pretending Lord Buttface doesn't exist.
Yeah! Fuck him! He is dead to me.

Wilson: Make shelter for the cold desert night.

>>368151
Sit on separate sides of the plane and plot against each other.

Wilson, entertain yourself out in the desert by having an internal monologue.

>>368151
Attempt small talk with the Italian dude glued to the window.

>>368149
Johnson's clearly plotting something nefairious.
It's always the pilot.

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)21:00 No. 368178 ID: c7b6c2
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>Wilson: Make shelter for the cold desert night.
I found some wooden planks in a broken wagon or something next to a bunch of human skeletons. It's not even getting dark yet but I guess it's good to start early.

>Wilson, entertain yourself out in the desert by having an internal monologue.
Uh, okay. I was never good at giving monologues though.

My name is Wilson. I was born in Calgary but I lived in Ketchikan, Alaska for three years when I was ten. I'm a field medic and a decent shot with a rifle. I was supposed to aid a multinational team in sabotaging two strategic German installations, but apparently I ended up in somewhere in the Sahara. I'm not quite sure how.

Ehhhhh... I'm not quite sure what else to say.

Real update in an hour or so. Maybe more.

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)21:49 No. 368182 ID: c7b6c2
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>Sit on separate sides of the plane and plot against each other.
Look at that smug British motherfucker. He's probably gonna shoot me in the back the first chance he gets. Well, I won't let him! I'm going to shoot him first! I just gotta make sure that New Zealand guy doesn't find out.

>Attempt small talk with the Italian dude glued to the window.
He's in his own little world, looking out that window. I was wondering why empty bottles of vodka kept rolling by. Don't Italians usually drink wine, though?

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)21:50 No. 368183 ID: c7b6c2
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>THOOM
OH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT? OH GOD WHAT'S GOING ON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>animated poorly

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)21:50 No. 368184 ID: c7b6c2
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>"Excellent aimink, Lukas!"
>"I am beink a great cannoner! Now let us go get drunk!"

Trout 2011/11/25(Fri)21:50 No. 368185 ID: c7b6c2
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>CHOOSE YOUR NATIONALITY

AMERICA

>>368185
Ostralya

Canada

NEW HOLLAND!

Awstrailyuh

Tozol!

Back to the Hoviet S'union with us!

New Zealand!

Why are there no KMT? :<

>>368185
Proud Soviet Union!

Canada. THROUGH WILSON WE SHALL SAVE THIS WAR-TORN WORLD.

back to being of proud Russian descent.

Canada

Trout 2011/11/26(Sat)12:16 No. 368254 ID: c7b6c2
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>Canada

Real update in a few hours. I have stuff to get done first, so keep voting!

Australians all let us rejoice,
for we are young and freeeee...

Australia.

Trout 2011/11/26(Sat)17:34 No. 368289 ID: c7b6c2
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'Fucksake, I hate bein' in plane crashes. I can't see anythin' in this smoke.

Th' fuckin' Nazis are probably on their way to kill'us all. I 'aughta find the yankee, the teabag and the ruskie an' get the 'ell out of here. Not sure how we're gonna finish the mission, we musta' landed more than a hundred miles off target. We gotta get a plan together.

>>368289
Go to the nearest town. Enter the bar. Lukas is the name of one of the sons of a bitch that grounded your plane, but beat any nazi there anyway. Steal their car. How do you know this? You don't. You just want some PAYBACK TIME!

>>368289
Simple, you kill some nazis in a fairly bloodless way, steal their uniforms and then steal a car, then travel to your target location.

Don't forget the pilot
To find the russian, follow the smell of burning vodka.

>>368289

Crack open a beer, search later.

>>368306
Hes probably still glued to the window, astonished at how high up he is that now even the ground looks like the sky. The American and the Brit could probably be found by following any noise of arguing.

DON'T FORGET THE PILOT. NEVER FORGET THE PILOT.

Trout 2011/11/26(Sat)20:43 No. 368338 ID: c7b6c2
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>Go to the nearest town.
That'd be a great plan if it weren't for th' Nazi arseholes comin' 'ta bugger us. Maybe I'll do it later.

>Crack open a beer, search later.
I didn't bring any beer. I could go fr' a Toohey's New, though. I gotta get th' rest 'a the team, I can't jus' wait around.

>Don't forget the pilot
Doesn't look like I need to. Bloke's dead.

>To find the russian, follow the smell of burning vodka.
Yeah, that's somethin' in th' air. Onna' other side of th' fuselage.

Trout 2011/11/26(Sat)20:43 No. 368339 ID: c7b6c2
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>"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Crikey...

Avenge the Vodka! Find the Nazi pigs responsible!

>>368339
If there's any intact bottles on the outside, pull them out and smother the flames. The presence of drinkable alcohol should calm him down somewhat.

>>368343
This. Then look for Lord Buttface and The Kid.

>>368339
Poor bugger, cheer him up with a promise of a barbeque and a few beers once you're done here. Then prepare to set up an ambush for the facist scum.

>>368338
Do a Norse funeral for Johann! For his trustworthiness and lack of appeal!

>>368339
Our next destination involves VODKA and REVENGE!

Trout 2011/11/27(Sun)14:57 No. 368432 ID: c7b6c2
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>Avenge the Vodka! Find the Nazi pigs responsible!
Later.

>If there's any intact bottles on the outside, pull them out and smother the flames. The presence of drinkable alcohol should calm him down somewhat.
Nah, there's not much left. Fall must've broken 'em. Poor ruskie bastard.

>Do a Norse funeral for Johann! For his trustworthiness and lack of appeal!
I'm sure th' fire will do that for us.

>cheer him up with a promise of a barbeque and a few beers once you're done here.
Oi, look, whasyourname. Help me get us outta here and I'll buy you a few beers. Or vodka, whatever. An' I'll introduce ya' to our capitalist barbecues, fair?
>"...все в порядке. Are you having plan, comrade?"

>This. Then look for Lord Buttface and The Kid.
So I gotta find a trail of teabags or hot dogs.

>Then prepare to set up an ambush for the facist scum.
We're not gonna be able to hold 'em all off. Once they know we're still kickin' then they won't let us jus' leave.

>>368432
NAZI SCUM AT SIX O'CLOCK.

Somebody behind you, it's either a Nazi or Alex. Turn and ready your weapon, then command them to slowly step out of cover if they don't wanna get shot.

>>368432
Nazi scum behind you. Tell the Russkie that you're just going off to take a piss and then slip back around the nazi prick and threaten to cut his balls off if he does anything you don't tell him to do.

Time to give a good end to these vodkas.

Trout 2011/11/27(Sun)20:25 No. 368469 ID: c7b6c2
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>NAZI SCUM AT SIX O'CLOCK.
Bloody 'ell, already?

>command them to slowly step out of cover if they don't wanna get shot.
Oi, you! Hands up! Get th' fuck out of your little hidey-hole!

Trout 2011/11/27(Sun)20:25 No. 368470 ID: c7b6c2
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Woah, woah, fuck, man! It's me! Don't shoot! I, uh…

Oh, crap. Should I tell him that Lord Fag-hat is trapped under some metal crap over here? And do I REALLY look that much like a nazi son-of-a-bitch? Maybe I should draw something on my helmet…

>>368470
You should tie one of those ace of spades cards on your helmet like those paratroopers do. And get lord buttface out from under there and get down under to help you out.

Draw a butt, with 'Britain' written next to it, with an arrow. On your helmet.

write 'Murricuh' on your helmet and do save Jed Buttface.

As soon as we start letting a backstab here or there go by, every one will wind up dead. Help the brit.

Suggestion 2011/11/28(Mon)04:57 No. 368537 ID: 55f0cc
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>>368470

Ace of Spades is best idea. Yeah and help buttface out

>>368537
Seconding IN AMERICA
Also, I totally told you guys it was Alex
>>368437

Anyways, rescue faghat, thus proving your American Superiority and making him owe you his life.

>>368470
Dude, didn't you ever watch saw?
You got to work together to survive man!
Even if it is with a massive Faghat.

Trout 2011/11/28(Mon)16:26 No. 368584 ID: c7b6c2
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Non-canon.

Trout 2011/11/28(Mon)20:03 No. 368627 ID: c7b6c2
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>get lord buttface out from under there
>"Uh, Lord Obesity is trapped under a wing or something over here! It's kinda funny! Wanna give me a hand to get him out?"
Alroight, sure.

Trout 2011/11/28(Mon)20:04 No. 368628 ID: c7b6c2
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>"Many thanks for rescuing me, fine sir."
Eh, it was nothin'.
>"HEY, Lord Diabetes, I helped too! You owe me, motherfucker!"
>"I owe you nothing, yank."
>"Comrades! Am sorry to be interrupting, but we are having Nazi guests! Are with poor manners!"
Bloody 'ell. We needa plan.

Trout 2011/11/28(Mon)20:04 No. 368629 ID: c7b6c2
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'Ere's a really rough map of th' area, from what we could get defensible in sucha short time. Our plane came down goin' southeast and broke inta' a buncha little pieces. What's onna map is only th' big stuff that'll work as cover. The big piece there in th' middle is the fuselage, so we can move through it. There's a road roight to the east, goin' south-by-southwest. There's a little town that's got some lights farther down. Sun's fading fast, too.

Looks like we got some kraut buggers in four jeeps, marked by th' red arrows. Monocle says there's 3 guys in each so we're pretty outnumbered. An' if we jus' kill'em all, odds are that they'll just send more than a coupla guys in a jeep afterward so we need to get roight the 'ell out afterward. What's the plan?

>>368629
Kill the ones coming in from the northeast and steal their vehicle, then get out of there like a bat out of hell.

>>368629
Use the yankee as bait to draw them into an enclosed space, steal the jeeps and save the murrican while running over the nazis.

Cue epic case scene.

see if Baron Butterball can snipe the driver of the jeep coming to the north east. Down under should throw grenades at any of the jeeps coming from the south if they get too close.

>>368643
This.

Simulate a scenario with no survivors and create a distraction. Call attention to the area with the highest concentration of wreckage. Place explosives and use when appropriate. Abscond after that.

Go Left.

Trout 2011/11/29(Tue)20:40 No. 368802 ID: c7b6c2
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>see if Baron Butterball can snipe the driver of the jeep coming to the north east. Down under should throw grenades at any of the jeeps coming from the south if they get too close.
Done. The bastard drivin' th' jeep to th' northwest is dead but the other two ah taking cover behind it. It's gonna be tough gettin' through there, 'cause we don't have any cover of our own.

Trout 2011/11/29(Tue)20:40 No. 368803 ID: c7b6c2
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Bloody 'ell, they're closing' in. I can't really do anythin' but slow 'em down with these 'nades so they're gonna be buggerin' us in a bit if I don't do something about it. At least they ain't shootin' at us too much, but maybe they just wanna take us prisoner or somethin'. We're between a real rock an'a hard place.

 

>>368803
Alexis: Go help out Leon by providing cover fire
Sero: help lord monocle by using your rifle. Also have this playing in your head for the entirety of the operation.
everyone slowly advance towards the stopped car

Sero and Monocle: Snipe Nazi Pigs behind the car. The idiots are sticking their heads out and asking to be picked off.
Alex and Leon: Take cover and hold off the others. Take out the drivers or tires if you can. And remember, conserve ammo. Precise shots are better than spraying.

>>368803
I wonder if you could throw an unarmed grenade at the germans hiding behind the jeep, to flush them out so you could shoot them.

>>368883
... Why make it unarmed? Then the Germans can just use it against us.

>>368803
Yank, put down some covering fire with the BAR. Sero, go help the Opressor of the Proletariat to kill the facist scum and redistribute their wealth in the shape of the car.

do you still have the lemon granade?

Because they aren't going to be looking to see if it still has the pin in it, plus we don't want to damage our ride.

Trout 2011/11/30(Wed)20:23 No. 369008 ID: c7b6c2
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>throw an unarmed grenade at the germans hiding behind the jeep

>"OH FI-"

Trout 2011/11/30(Wed)20:23 No. 369009 ID: c7b6c2
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>"ck."
>BANG

Trout 2011/11/30(Wed)20:23 No. 369010 ID: c7b6c2
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Okay, we gotta jeep. I think th' other guy ran off. One of th' Kraut bastards has peeled off back to wherever, but th' otha' one's still followin' us. The Brit's takin' potshots at 'em but It's not doin' much. I'm also tossin' grenades out th' side, but it's probably not gonna do much other than make some smoke. We gotta get rid'a these buggers or take 'em down.

Check the gas tank.

How much left? Do you have enough to reach non-hostile territory?

If not, serpentine that shit and try to shake off the Nazis as quick as possible. When push comes to shove, use Hoviet for fuel, he's already half vodka and pretty flammable.

Turn around and engage in a game of chicken.

Don't swerve to the side, no matter what you do.

>>369010
American-BAR their pursuit!

Sero: If you still have your PPSh then shoot those pursuers

Do a Barrel roll! That'll throw them off!