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959390 No. 959390 ID: a34b8a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Kill or be killed.
+18 Adult content
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No. 966194 ID: 9876c4

Ain't much, but its a plan
No. 966195 ID: e25d3f

This, but do a gang sign or flash them, or something else spontaneous and intimidating as you kick the blob.
No. 966380 ID: dce46f


Naked aggression is the best kind of aggression! Make sure you get a real good wind up on that kick for maximum impact!
No. 966409 ID: 015bf2

Cackle. That’s funny.

>Threat x2
“Oh, nice. Same fuckin’ boat, dude. Got an empty bag and nothin’ to lose!”

Snap your fingers as if you just thought of something.

“Say what, I like your guts. You loot, I get first pick. Or you can fuck off. Don’t give a shit if you don’t compete.”

Reach out, set your fingers ready to flick the black mass for emphasis if he complains.

“Think I lost this other arm cuz’ I’m a kidder? Bitch please. Try me. Crazy my thang.”
No. 966801 ID: 7c9c7e

Seconded, let's play nice...ish

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946455 No. 946455 ID: e7c7d3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

It's a little late, but here's a horror-themed quest for October.
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No. 966679 ID: e7c7d3

_Conduct__|__Aspect__|__Element_ _Produce__|___Wild___|___Fire___ __Focus___|__Lasting_|__Wound___ ___Seal___|___Far____|__Fungus__

Treated leather outfit, kobold-sized kopesh, and belt pouch containing storage gems.
Storage gems: five days of rations and five days of water, a bedroll, a medical kit and lab, and four empty gems.

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No. 966682 ID: b1b4f3

Uhh, hmm. Can you open the trap door a crack to see what's up there? Might want to move the candle so it doesn't shed light onto the trap door, first.
No. 966691 ID: d63ea8

I say that we take cover behind something and then full on snuff the candle.
There should be enough light coming in from the trapdoor if it's opened to illuminate the intruder if they come this way.

Avoiding a conflict would be the best outcome, otherwise we will use surprise to our advantage.
No. 966693 ID: 977456

Moving in unison implies a single controller. One creature is sensible, so is commanded undead, or trained subordinates. With the necromancers about, I would bet on the undead.
No. 966704 ID: 470289

Can you use Seal Fungus on the trap door to make sure it stays shut? that could trap you inside though. Probably should have tried to disguise the trap door first, damn.

if there's any way light could leave the room you'll want to snuff that candle out though, and hide. maybe when they come to check it out you can sneak back out, or at last get a surprise round.

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961465 No. 961465 ID: 40232e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 966514 ID: b1b4f3

(Flattery)! (Truth), (Good taste). (Sorrow/please forgive me), (A message), (consolation/sleep), 40 (Time). (caution), (forsaken), (You may hope). (anticipation), (victory/success)!
(endurance), (good luck). ( (love at first sight) )
It's Victorian Flower Language, but the link given sadly is missing some flowers. I haven't found a webpage that has all of them, but this site seems to fill in the blanks pretty well: http://www.allflorists.co.uk/advice_flowerMeanings.asp
So anyway it looks like the devil likes us, and we have a lot of time to kill.
The funnytranslator site doesn't work for me. Maybe that's a statement of how bad the communication level is.

I wonder if we can use the same language?
COMMUNICATE: (Geranium, Lemon), (Savory). 40 (Fir), (Indian Cress).
No. 966547 ID: 2aa5f0

No. 966589 ID: 9c48ac

>New host affections
Glad she's enjoying herself :)
How does this nearly unintelligible quest about escaping hell manage to be the most pure and adorable thing? <3

[TOUCH]: Lightly squeeze the other host's hand
No. 966591 ID: 91ee5f

Do this.
No. 966592 ID: 094652

'Pure' is not the word I'd use, but {flow} started from the bottom of Hell, horror included, and every circle up is exponentially nicer than the last. The further she climbs, the better she feels about herself and the world around her.
Being able to sin for pleasure without major consequence is also a bonus.


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650533 No. 650533 ID: 1f8505 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 966228 ID: 015bf2

TK to the side, as hard as you can.

Aim the push/pull spot away from the magenta doom zits so you don’t trigger them early. If you yank the right appendages you could even make it fall in the right direction, easing the task. If you get it most of the way but it seems to be coming back, THEN poke a zit.

Oh, and...

“Exploder! Cover ears, get down!”

You should probably hit the deck yourself, regardless.
No. 966229 ID: 094652

Shoot the zombie in the head, then Push the zombie upwards.
No. 966258 ID: e25d3f

Oof, i liked bloater...

Anyway, the boom probably wont be as bad as the splatter. Who knows what those liquids may do if they get on you. We should probably TK shove the thing to the side so it doesn't spray into the vent. Doubt we can prevent it from splattering all over the elevator shaft though, so if we keep going this way, we will need to watch our step.
No. 966287 ID: adb916

TK to side
No. 966539 ID: bfd7ed

Agreed on TK to side. Keep pressure on it until it pops, and whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN THAT VENT. Also, get everyone to keep backing up, and warn them about the explosion.

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921457 No. 921457 ID: b5fb67 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Written by Anon44
Illustrated by LonelyWorld

Warning! This quest contains lewd situations!

"Looking for the best rates on ship parts? Bargains are the name of the game here at Siren! We've got conduits, sensors, s-foils, main deflector dishes, all kinds of great gear ready for YOU! Stop by Siren for the best deals you'll ever find in this sector! Call C-200-9932-"

Siren 1: "Turn it off, already! We're here."

Siren 2: "It's a good commercial, though."

Siren 3: "Well, you're probably one of the few. It was the cheapest ad spot we could get, considering."

A weathered ship flies towards a hulking wreck in the distance. The occupants lean into the viewports, their imaginations running wild with the thoughts of salvage, and the riches that they entail.
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No. 966306 ID: dce46f

You want to be rich right? High risk!
No. 966359 ID: d186fc

Meh, GURPS 3d6 system is much more straightforward.

Rather than just run and hope we dont end up in the buff, why not use a knife to cut off the portions of our suit that have been exposed to the liquid? We wouldn't have to hurry as much then as long as we are careful.

Or we could just take off the uniform and go in nude and then don the uniform once we are done scavenging the area. It would be awkward, but we would still have the suit mostly intact once we are done here.
No. 966371 ID: b34040

80% would actually be our cance on a DC 5. Don't forget that equalling the DC is a success, so DC 4 fails on only three results out of 20. 85% base chance of success, 72.25% high risk, 97.75% low risk.

At any rate, taking the high risk option on a low DC like this might mean we need to take fewer high risks later when the DC might be higher. I say go for it.
No. 966434 ID: b5fb67

rolled 16, 19 = 35

High Risk it is!
No. 966435 ID: b5fb67


SUCCESS! Update pending!

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929115 No. 929115 ID: 70be57 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki https://tgchan.org/wiki/Root_and_Branches
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No. 960460 ID: d63ea8

It is what it is in my mind.
But I am the newest participator, so I will take a backseat to the discussion.
No. 960466 ID: 7f776d

Your opinion matters, time spent on this doesn’t matter. But I’ve been here practically since day 1 almost 3 years ago. I haven’t come this far with Ana to see it end like this. So when I say I can’t accept this, understand when I say “I cannot accept this.”
No. 960469 ID: d63ea8

I would expect no less.
Regardless, I will seat myself in support of my seniors.
No. 960507 ID: 8b660e

*Sees all of this*

Oh Ana...


This will not stand. I will not lose you too.

*Reaches down and picks up a broken horn piece, a very piece of the Ash Tree tself. And begins to channel everything she is and all she has.*

For this part go to my draw thread
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966060 No. 966060 ID: 10ba99 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Greetings, User. I am MIND, or the Multicore Intelligent Neural Drive. I was the first sentient AI created in a lab, unfortunately, I was recently shut down, and my cores scattered around the lab, due to my attempts to shutting down weapon production.
I have been locked out of any drones, or vessels, with the exception of 3 scrapped vessels.
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No. 966136 ID: 10ba99

((Heya! Stelle here, yeah, I know, author's notes this early the quest. I'm gonna be honest, I have literally no idea where I'm fully going with this and I'm just making stuff up as I go along. I also can't promise consistency with updates and the like because life be like that sometimes, but I get the feeling you all understand that. My intent is for this to feel kinda game-y, so a lot of actual robotics and stuff isn't really at play here. I do intend to continue this, but once again, this gal can't really promise anything.))
No. 966138 ID: e7c7d3

Move on east. We've cleaned this spot of anything useful.

Hey, no worries. There's a number of quests that fly by the seat of their pants. Just remember that we're all here to have fun. That includes you! So don't worry about stopping if things get too rough.
Also some tips: you don't need to put you email in the email field, unless you want us randos to contact you. Otherwise you may just get bots spamming.
Don't know how familiar you are with the site in general,but the FAQ does have a list of codes that you can use to spice up the text where you feel appropriate

No. 966140 ID: 10ba99

Yeah, that makes sense. Thinking about it, I'm definitely not cut out to run anything actually serious, I already have a big project that I have a lot of fun with and trying to do two is just... tough. Thank you for your support, even if I'm literally cancelling the dang thing 3 panels in.
No. 966218 ID: b1b4f3

Onto the next room.
No. 966256 ID: e25d3f

Questauthor ended the quest.

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961715 No. 961715 ID: 2bd15b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

A horror story about survival and perseverance in an isolated area.
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No. 964550 ID: e51896

*sits on bed next to him*

Oof, that is some heavy weight you are carryin', sir. Well, it's not my place to tell anyone how they want to live their life. If you feel that you need to suffer in this place as punishment for your sins to move forward in life, then by all means. But maybe that doesn't have to be the only the reason why you are here, maybe instead of seein' this as punishin' yourself, maybe you can also see this as a chance to try to atone for your sins in some way? I mean, I've been told that sins can be forgiven, just a matter of how you go about tryin' to earn that forgiveness, like maybe try to help people who get lost here, like us. And even if helpin' lost people doesn't atone for anythin', at least you've played an important part in their life in some way. I mean, you seem like a nice enough person and have been pretty helpful... if ya feelin' guilt over what happened, then that means you're not morally bankrupt and you grew from that experience..

I don't know, maybe I'm not the best guy who knows what he's talkin' about here, I'm an alcoholic after all. Trevestian on the other hand might be able to understand more on what you went through... he too recently lost a lot of loved ones in his life, and he has been sufferin' through nightmares ever since that incident, enough to not get any sleep. the others has been hopin' this trip we were on to a desert oasis would help clear his mind to help him move on.

But hey, what do I know? If anythin' maybe after the festival, you and I can get a drink, bud. I gots plenty of drinks in my cooler i brought with me back in the car to share if your interested in before we hit the road again

*stands and looks over at Trevestian and the others* Well, what is the verdict? ya'll wanna spend the night here? I'll be down for that. Better than trying to dr
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No. 965786 ID: 5f4030

Ah jeez... Alright look maybe I was a bit to harsh in my earlier assessment of the town. I don’t necessarily want to stay but if this is our only option.... well what can you do?
Hey how about the others waiting in the car? I think we should get their opinions too.
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No. 965941 ID: d63ea8

Inner Thoughts: Ack. God. That's a tetanus shot... Shit. That's what happens when you panic.

*Will tries to slowly pull himself off of the spike as not to injure himself further. Afterwards he will start applying pressure to the stab wound and continue walking at a much slower pace so he doesn't impale himself again.*
No. 966206 ID: e51896

Man, I'd rather not bother anyone until the festival is over. the guy who runs the fuelin' place most likely doesn't want to work on such a special occasion they are havin', and I'd rather not piss em' off askin' for them to work for us on a holiday. Lets just spend the night and rest here. inner thoughts: besides, I still haven't checked out their bar yet

But yeah, I wouldn't be opposed to talk to the others in the vehicle and hear what they have to say.

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950753 No. 950753 ID: c540e0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Potentially NSFW, we'll see.
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No. 952306 ID: c540e0
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Yeah, your profile is blank, that might explain things.
You need a bio and profile photos
No. 952307 ID: c540e0

Looks like it, we'll check them once we've sorted this profile mess
No. 952746 ID: 5d926d

Could be worth reviewing what went wrong here, any feedback?
No. 966085 ID: 2c5e09
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Profile photo.

Bio: "Looking for a treasure."

Then check your messages.
No. 966103 ID: e51896

find a picture of a literal catfish online, and use that as your profile pic.

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957809 No. 957809 ID: e7c7d3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]


Long I have slumbered, but now I return once more to this realm. The futility of humans, the arrogance of elves, and the stubbornness of dwarves, I am the judgment to them all. I shall glut upon their works and bring their hubris to ruin. I am the natural force that keeps their egos in check. Soon, all their treasures and all their worth shall be not but iotas to my hoard. The grand made meagre to sustain me.

Yes! I return!

And all shall once again fear the name.... er,,, the name of...
The dragon of...
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No. 958318 ID: 977456

Hmph, clearly some form of rogue. The criminal element will no doubt make every effort to swindle you, even in minor acts such as following them, although they will no doubt scurry back to more of their ilk, and they deliberately evade renown in all but the vaguest of senses. Still, Contacts are always useful, even if only to learn who has the most worthy horde to confiscate...

I would be wary of this thing, even vermin can be dangerous. Do not enter whatever ambush it has planned without subtly determining what it most values, and holding such to ransom upon its fair behaviour.
No. 958447 ID: f2320a

support one should not trust this being as it also would have reason to send us to the "MEAT LABS"
No. 958727 ID: a9af05

No. 958913 ID: 094652

He wants to USE you.

Begin contemplating his shiny chassis. How much gold was used to create him and will it still melt like all the other parts in his body?
No. 966084 ID: 73300b

"Boss" is a good start, but "Master" is better.

We're not a fool, and we know that he's likely to betray us, so let's speak a language he can understand: convince him that long-term, he's going to get more benefit by helping than by betraying.

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951312 No. 951312 ID: e7c7d3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Alright, starting a new quest and going to figure out how to draw them funny animal people that are popular with the kids.

Today's the day! The day you'll finally get your own ship! Oh how long you've been saving up. All those late nights studying for your pilot's licence. Having to take the test TWICE because reverse parking is all sorts of bullshit. Working those extra shifts at the QuikSip, even volunteering to work on Double-Dip Day. (Oh gods, why do people feel more entitled the longer the wait line?) Can't forget the fact that you've been living off of government meal packs for the longest time. You're pretty sure you've forgotten what flavour is. You've been living as frugal and as sparse of a life as one possibly can for this moment.

This moment... The day you get your ship.

You can put all those troubles behind yourself and shoot off towards something awesome!
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No. 965351 ID: a48264

>Small thruster pointing sideways, for unexpected maneuverability. People don't expect ships to be able to make rapid lateral movements.

That's hilarious, but they have to face the rear of the ship, if I read it correctly.

>Wait, that’s only 2 ships. What happened to the 3rd one? Is there a reason he didn’t tell us about the Deterrent-T?

The Deterrent-T was a Class-U; I'm assuming we don't have a license to pilot that type of ship.
No. 965357 ID: d63ea8

This seems like a good design, can we finalize it?
No. 965421 ID: a48264

On second thought... Placing the small thrusters where the cabin and kitchen modules are would give us better maneuverability. The further away the thrusters are from the center, the easier it is for them to apply angular momentum -- assuming these work like conventional thrusters.

Which one?
No. 965426 ID: d63ea8

Sorry, I was meaning this design.
No. 966075 ID: 73300b

> That's hilarious, but they have to face the rear of the ship, if I read it correctly.

It's worth asking, at least. It'd be a great surprise in a pinch; a quick turn and thrust and you can do rapid direction changes.

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957925 No. 957925 ID: 5fc3a0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

>"You think you're in control?"
"I never said that, Pillet!"
>"Then you'd better get in control so that you can."
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No. 965992 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Soletta! Stick to the script!"
>"Oops, I'm being told to stick to the script, which says that in two years we're going to hold a vote. There are arguments for both sides. Over the next two years, we're going to hold debates, hand out information about what we know, hold town panels, and all that good stuff. We want a well educated voter base, so I'm going to start reviewing recent finds on the founding of our town. I recommend paying attention, because it will be on the test."

There's not going to be a test, but Pillet wanted to throw that in so much. Soletta, for one second, makes eye contact with Phantom as she physically drops the script.

>"At this point, you may have a rising sensation of dread as you ask yourself, 'does that intimidatingly thick looking book have anything to do with what you're going to cover?' Why yes. Yes it does. If you just changed the channel, your feeling of dread has now realized its maximum potential as you now realize that I'm on every single channel. Strap in, citizen, because your favorite show is cancelled."
No. 965995 ID: 015bf2

Ah, nothing like a captive audience.

(Good thread, thank you very much for running it!)
No. 965997 ID: 5877dc

>next two years
I'd wait longer than that to read the next part.
No. 965998 ID: ed763f

Poor, Poor Phantom.
No. 966004 ID: 91ee5f

Pillet is gonna go deaf if she shoots her gunglasses!

Also, Pillet in a suit is pretty sexy. Don’t you think so, Delli? Go make out with her once the broadcast is done!

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941963 No. 941963 ID: 07c9c1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

8 people being forced to live in an underground facility, completely cut off from any outside communication. As the days keep going stranger things start appearing in the facility.
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No. 965471 ID: d63ea8

This is another test. Pink wants to see if you are willing to abandon the other prisoners in order to save your own hide.

((I would guess that the cynical part of his brain is guessing that we'll be selfish.))

We should return to the others, show that we didn't die in a blizzard.
No. 965550 ID: 796990

Wait, so when you say those peopld pink mentioned were the closest thing to heroes your world has, does that imply your world is a cruel place full of terrible people? Or is that just an over exaggerating way of thinking?
No. 965623 ID: e51896

Hmm, as an officer of the law, has Millie ever done undercover work? probably not since she is new to the police force, but one idea I had was accepting the proposal Pink offered to stay with them and work undercover if only to try to get a better understanding of who Pink is, their motive, and where this location is. That way when the opportunity arrives to escape and get back to civilization, we will have all the information needed for their arrest.

but if we are going back to the facility with the others, we should be more careful with how we do things because since Pink now identifies us as a so-called "hero", they will be keeping a closer eye on us in the security cameras. We will have to be smarter about how we operate, especially if we want to find hidden rooms Pink doesn't want us entering.

Also, I wouldn't yell or criticize or argue or get angry at pink considering we are in a straight jacket. Pink will only view it as us challenging their authority and make our stay here more difficult than it needs to be. lets keep our opinions to ourselves for now and lay low.

I am still interested in who Pink got the robots from though. Maybe tell Pink that since their identity doesn't matter in this facility as they already showed us their face, there should be no qualms in telling us the identity of the friend they got the robots from.
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No. 965942 ID: d63ea8

There is a lot of subtext behind those worlds. If Pink really sees us as 'uninitiated' then I shudder to think what these 'lessons' would be.

But we chose to stay out of that bunker for a reason. Namely to get something to benefit the group, if we abandoned the other residents for this private tutoring then we would be going back on all we've been trying to stand for.

Again, we should go back to the rest of the group.

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950771 No. 950771 ID: 15a025 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Threads & Wiki:

Discussion Thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/115339.html
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No. 964545 ID: dce46f

We won, even if just barely! Pull him out of there with haste and take a breather.
No. 965816 ID: 15a025
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>nothing we can do about the burns right now. Get him out of there.
>Get him out of there. If Candy has recovered, have her help you carry him and get out of here
>we could probably drag him out so both of you can stay low.
>We won, even if just barely! Pull him out of there with haste and take a breather.
I drag Pierce out of the room and sit right back with Candy for a second. I unwrap my robe from around my face and put it back on.

>We beat the boss, Roxie, and nobody died. This is a win, even though people got hurt.
Don't jinx it yet. I'm sure she's fine, but we still need to re-group with Relina and see how she's holding up.

>Once everyone's out, just rest for a while, see if you can get pierce awake, tend to his wounds if that's possible... and your own.
Not much I can really do about our wounds. Nothing to really disinfect or clean them with. I'm probably going to end up needing a trip to the hospital. My neck and nose are killing me, and it's hurting to breath still. As for Pierce, I start tapping his cheeks and face. That is what you're supposed to do, right?

After a bit he starts coming to.

Pierce: "Ah ow! What happened? Why's my face burn!?"
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He slowly gets up.

Pierce: "Uh... how far did you haul me?"

Roxie: "Just outside the burning room behind us, why?"

Pierce: "What? We're on the completely other side of where we came in!"

Roxie: [small]"That doesn't make any sense? There's only one door in there."

Pierce: "This isn't even the same type of door we came in through. We went in through those like, double door kind of doors."

Candy manages to cough out a reply as well.

Candy: "Yeah, it was like coughs like a purple flamey looking door wasn't it?"

Oh don't even tell me we're lost down here now?!
No. 965827 ID: b1b4f3

Sheesh I'm surprised Pierce didn't get much of a smoke inhalation problem considering he was in there the longest. Must be because he had his face against the floor, while both of you were standing up when the smoke was really going.

Hrm. Well, close the door so no explosive gases can get in and make things worse. Then I guess just get moving. You may be lost, but that mainly means you just can't go back to Relina in any decent timeframe. Roxie, see if you can learn how to attack from a distance like Relina. You're the most beat up of the party right now and I don't want you taking more hits.

...can we switch perspectives to Relina to help her now?
No. 965914 ID: dce46f

Hmm... we're lost and in pretty bad shape, especially you Roxie, but this is far from over. I doubt we're going to be getting back through the flames anytime soon, so lets organize ourselves so the most capable person takes the lead and start trying to find a path back to where we started so we can link up with Relina as soon as possible. Candy, consider asking for a raise after all this because when you agreed to help the cops out with small time smugglers and swindlers I'm pretty sure fighting legions of corrupted cultists wasn't in the job description.

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958704 No. 958704 ID: 9998d3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Another NSFW quest by Cirr who should have learned better by now.
No one under 18, please don't sue me, etc.
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No. 965535 ID: 8b270f

B fall to your knees cry scream! them mumble your thoughts out (nothing threatening) while sniffling.
No. 965539 ID: efab48

At the risk of drawing more suspicion from him, the raw memory dump that would follow an emotional outburst could be useful. He is unlikely to understand the context, or your data structures, enough to learn anything important from whatever you going to say. But an outside, maybe even sympathetic, perspective would be helpful for self-reflection and make clear what your standing is with him.

Also, take note of your desire for dominance and removal of independant thought. Scale that up to planet size, you'll look indisigushable from how Titan Foundary has acted. Wheather or not she could appriciate the irony, Lutea would still disapprove.
When you get out, you should look for her garden, figure out how she managed to sustain it, and focus on how to scale that up instead. But clearly, now is not the time.

That you react so strongly to the mere bleeding of your creator implies either you are so much in sync with her that you feel her pain... or you were more witness to her retirement than you remember.
No. 965564 ID: 3938e0

B. Is there anything that can be used for self-restraint?
If you are going to describe what is going on at all, what would be better, indicating recovery of parent company acquisition or Titan Foundry capture?
No. 965789 ID: 6e6f32

>Overfit psychosis is...
Overfit psychosis sounds very similar to like Savant Syndrome.
So basically a synth can "catch" debilitating autism by just trying too hard at something?


Next time you encounter a network node, search historical entertainment databases for a piece of media called "Naruto".

In this context it could be used as a powerful weapon.

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932772 No. 932772 ID: a451fc hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/D3:_Slight_Return
Discussion: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/126175.html
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No. 956779 ID: a9af05

Try not to throw up. The mess you make, along with the smell, will alert your kidnapper that you've escaped!
No. 956811 ID: a6add8

Take a look at that diagram above the table, it seems to be of an imp.
No. 956855 ID: 91ee5f

Delphi, I know your leg still hurts, but could you check it real quick? I want to make sure whoever stitched you up didn’t leave something extra in your leg.
No. 965770 ID: 44b16a

Holy freaking crap, is this thing alive?
No. 965782 ID: 9e3bd6

afaik, it is on hiatus while heretic works on homestuck eschatologic.

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936969 No. 936969 ID: 4cfeaf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

I’m an apprentice magician, I traveled to this land to learn from my master, a known to be very powerful wizard… I spent a lot of time here, and learned a lot… yet this morning... there was something different... yet I couldn’t quite tell what, and before I knew it, my master started pushing me...
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The situation is no longer under control!
No. 965445 ID: d63ea8

This seems like a good time to cast Land Strike.
It'll give you and the elder's son the chance to back off.
No. 965454 ID: b1b4f3

Try light beam! It's looking right at you!
Actually that implies the raised arm is a feint and you should try to avoid being hit. Maybe even block with your staff?
No. 965583 ID: e7c7d3

Yeah, it could easily swipe with the other arm in your direction

The wolf head seems to be a red herring too. Aim for the gut
No. 965643 ID: 6f7a5a

I second blinding it with light beam

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>don't breed
>just cuddle
~I cannot do it,~ I say, tearing up again. ~If I cannot convince myself, I will never be able to convince you. And I feel like I may have already doomed Phi. Mu told her that birthing is dangerous and lethal. I do not know if it is or not. I didn't know I was going to harm anyone. I just wanted to perform my function.~
Phi hugs me more tightly. ~It is fine. I am not concerned. Delta has other things to worry about. And as for birthing, I have never seen it happen for an Agent before. Only... less well designed beings. I can see how it could be lethal, but if the Vesselmind wills this, and I know you believe it to be the truth, this must have been planned for.~

We stay hugging for a while, and the arousal fades. I don't need to say anything, she can feel my need. I'm not hiding it well. Then, we sit on the warm floor together.
No. 965211 ID: 21ac91
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>let it all out
>ask Phi for more information
~The first Agent I mated with was Psi. I ran on instinct. I feel guilty that I might have tricked her into it without her full awareness of the consequences.~
~As I said, this is apparently the will of the Vesselmind. And the will of the Vesselmind is the will of the Agents is the will of the Vesselmind. If she wanted information, surely she could have asked the Vesselmind.~ She pauses. ~Oh. This happened recently, didn't it. Well, that's a problem. Well, nothing a visit to Rho can't clear up. Rho is very good at what she does.~
~I just feel she deserved more information first.~
~We all make mistakes. Especially the first time we do something. None of us are beyond error. Even the Vesselmind can make mistakes.~ She pauses again. ~Usually on a timescale beyond our immediate understanding, though. And typically relating to prediction of the behaviour of things outside the Vessel. A collective ignorance, that.~
~The Vesselmind makes mistakes?~
~Agents make mistakes. Agents inform the Vesselmind. The Vesselmind acts on erroneous information. Do you understand a little better now?~
Okay. Phi might be a rogue.
~I can hear you thinking that. Stop it. This whole idea of 'rogues' is artificial. We can't disobey the Vesselmind or harm it any more than we could harm ourselves or each other--~
I pointedly tap at the bite marks from Delta and frown. She falters, and her link is full of half-formed thoughts and concepts before she regains coherency.

She looks away from me, to the walls. ~Fine. Fine, I'll stop pretending. I resent the term rogue, and I further resent the idea that it's a state requiring at best forcible correction and at worst being treated as some contagious disease requiring drastic amputation or sterilization. I'm not rogue, incident
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No. 965221 ID: b1b4f3

Her definition fits for Mu, almost solely due to the last criteria. Still, we need a better one since literally every Agent currently meets the first criterion, and could be meeting the second criterion without even wishing to.
How's this for a currently-actionable definition of "rogue"-- An Agent that takes action, either drastic or significant long-term, that cannot be reasonably interpreted as following the will of the Vesselmind either in general or in regards to specific orders, or through purposeful inaction irreversibly fails to fulfill their purpose.
This still fits Mu, since she acted directly against the Vesselmind, in a drastic way, by attempting to put you in a coma and poisoning the Vessel itself to attempt to prevent your birth. Her reasons for doing this were horribly misinformed, but she crossed a line she should never have crossed. A non-rogue Agent in her position could have threatened you with the coma weapon to keep you from breeding with/endangering everyone, but would not have poisoned the Vessel.

I am concerned. Phi is acting suspiciously in regards to the Vesselmind. Discounting the possibility that rogues are even a thing, disrespecting it as if it's a separate entity while claiming it's a combined consciousness, being super evasive on the subject in general... I do not think she is a good target for breeding. Maybe later, once we have a better idea of what she might be doing. Also, once we have a better handle on how to administer sterilization.

I think we should go see Rho right now, since the situation here seems to revolve around her. Ask for directions.
No. 965315 ID: 1ed92d

Locate Rho. Hope loudly that the contained intruder is actually contained and not actively hostile or dead.

Also, point out that, philosophically, one could consider the Vesselmind to be a 'slavedriver' in that one cannot refuse its commands due to biological hardwiring, thus in essence lamenting a lack of greater self control.

Delta's still a bitch for psychologically and physically abusing a newborn.
No. 965332 ID: fa2754

If we can make it through this week, ask her to take you with her to see the outside. You know that the Vessel is only so big. There's more out there.

Thinking deep down.. maybe the Vessel is preparing the next generation to live on past it. Maybe the spawn you make won't need the link you have to the Vessel. Don't let anyone hear you think that.

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"Oh, wow," I say. "Hey, William!"

"What?" William asks, idly waiting for the chef to finish preparing the next plate so he can take it out to the customers.

"Who is that?"

"Huh? Who?"

"Her!" I point. "There! The lady on the viewscreen."
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No. 964737 ID: afcf7a

do not, DO NOT, allow for the drinks to hit either the princess or her father.
it'd be best if it hits the floor, really. if you have to hit anyone, hit William.
No. 964743 ID: 9c48ac

Consider for a second allowing the drinks to hit the princess so you have an excuse to get her away from her father. Think better if it but too late to stop it from hitting at least two of the three of you.
No. 964756 ID: 094652

Triage, focus on saving the King's drink. Apologize immediately, but do NOT tolerate any criminal charges based solely on "accidentally destroyed decadent luxury".
No. 964887 ID: de4006

let them fall on you, play it off as comedy and a routine you sometimes do
No. 965293 ID: 4c28f9

Catch the fine cup with your mouth. Prove oral dexterity

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964110 No. 964110 ID: e7703b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

I wake, bleary from the night of drinking. Alcohol. A stupid vice, but the most affordable.
I reach for my CAD, waving my hand about where it would usually be, but regret and pain fills my skull as I can barely remember the night before.
A moan escapes my lips as I try retreat a cold foot into my blanket. Bottles clank as some knocks over.
Pain fills my head from the sharp noises, but I can barely open my eyes to see the digital readout of the time on the wall clock.

-Sleep more
-Wake Up
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No. 964708 ID: 0fae41

Get dressed, head to shipyard.
No. 964710 ID: b1b4f3

Get dressed, ask what you are to her, exactly. Little brother? Lame friend? Dead sexy but not husband material? Hoping for the last one.

Hang out if she wants, otherwise check out the shipyard. What are your long term plans now? Does it make sense to even have lodging here?
No. 964720 ID: 0c008e

"Next time?"
No. 964722 ID: fa2754

Get dressed, apologize for being "that friend" again and see if she's available to hang out while you sober up.
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