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967024 No. 967024 ID: 9f39fb hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

It's humid today, and the river's flow toward the sea feels more sluggish than usual.

Your name is Olvir. You're a mirelop. And today, after 20 years, you're finally going to leave your tiny swamp town.

You're going to learn magic.
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No. 967795 ID: 9f39fb

((Silly lop creator. Never write quests while sleepy.))
No. 967797 ID: b34040

Check out Sevand. If they don't let you in, you've lost only a little time, and you can go to Marge. Put on your ribbons before you go into town, but not before. You don't want to get them dirty.
No. 967801 ID: 9c48ac

Wait... That map goes from tundra to rainforest. What's the scale, here? Is it going to take days or weeks to reach any of these cities?

They won't even let you in the gates? As in, of the city? Wow. That is advanced snobbery.
I really want to become a famous mage without ever going there, just to spite them.

I mean, I guess it might be better to lose all our stuff now, rather than later, but never would be better yet.

I somehow doubt any mage you find here would be willing to teach you. There might be other things of interest, but it probably won't further your main goal. So maybe later.

Despite the intimidation factor of going straight to a big city, is probably our best bet. It doesn't hurt that it's a welcoming city, so we can get accustomed to the way of the urban in a friendly environment.
No. 967802 ID: 9876c4

Agree with sevand, in the interest of map completion.
No. 967816 ID: ce39da

Start with Sevand, and if that's a bust, go straight to Marge. I want to see all there is to see on this map before going off it. And yeah, equipping the glasses might help us notice trouble before it pounces on us.

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961453 No. 961453 ID: ac57f8 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

You just arrived in Malfeas, the Emerald Sun and the screams of Tomescu greeting a new day as you wake up, your characters having by some chance been in the area for the last 5 days as it made its journey across the endless desert.

This stretch of land, where it had once been at the foot-end of the Scavenger Lands, awash in the broken ruins of the first age, now finds its self in a golden cage, it's population kept in their oasis of sanity by gilded branches and haunting melodies that lure the careless into the jaws of uncaring predators.

Who are you unfortunate souls to wind up with this mess of a world? What wonders have you brought forth from the earth, or what nightmares have you inflicted upon it, intentionally or otherwise? What companions do you have, what enemies? Are you travelers, unfortunate enough to be caught in the destructive crosswinds of destiny, or do you lay your head in one of the seven villages large enough to even be called such, or the vast long since unclaimed wilderness of the area?

Attached is a map of the creation area, as picked on the discord server with 93 hexes.

Go ahead and attach a concept, and claim a spot for 1 of the 7 villages in A1:K8 notation, and define it as a village as well as you are able to.
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No. 961500 ID: 71e0fe

Stunt denied on the following grounds.

It contradicts the map and physics since H4 is sitting upstream to any existing rivers from lake Silverstep.

I’m not going to let you start out in a position where you can open the dam and wipe out one of the NPC settlements.

Also, we’re still pretty much in pre-production since the PC village hasn’t claimed a hex, and you have t put out an idea for one of the settlements (which I am 100% crowdsourcing from you right now)
No. 961504 ID: f57349

Fiend, Adorjan favored
Iconic anima: a wheel of knives with smoke obscuring the center

Pyrian urge: Humiliate all who willfully deceive their superiors.
Motivation: Teach salmon to survive adulthood in Kimbery.
Essence 2, Willpower 10, Compassion 2, Conviction 2, Temperance 3, Valor 2
Strength 1, Dexterity 5, Stamina 3
Charisma 1, Manipulation 5, Appearance 1
Perception 5, Intelligence 5, Wits 1

Caste skills: Bureaucracy, Linguistics, Ride, Sail, Socialize
Favored skills: Craft, Martial Arts, Occult, Survival, War
Archery 0
Athletics 1
Awareness 1
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No. 967727 ID: afdebc

Using Dreams of the First Age chargen rules to represent an established Dragon-Blooded (and keep pace with other Celestial-tier PCs), with 30 BP per ST

Name: Inyene Prem
Aspect: Earth

Iconic Anima: A massive stone edifice, studded with gemstones and mineral wealth
Motivation: Build and administrate a merchant empire

Attributes: [8/6/4]

[4] Strength 1 Dexterity 3 Stamina 3
[6] Charisma 4 Manipulation 2 Appearance 3
[8] Perception 2 Intelligence 5 Wits 4

Virtues: [Assign 5, capped at 4 w/o BP, +2 from BP]
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No. 967730 ID: afdebc

Dragon King Spouse, using Sleeper chargen rules

Name: Inyene Senga
Breed: Raptok

Motivation: Construct a 4-dot respawn talisman for the neomah Irini
Urge (from tattoo): To exchange services for flesh and weave that flesh into unique creatures. (Usually satisfied with unique plant-based creations)

Attributes: [8/6/5, plus raptoks receive +1 Str, Dex, Sta and Per]

[6 +1 all] Strength 3 Dexterity 5 Stamina 4
[5] Charisma 2 Manipulation 4 Appearance 2
[8 +1 Per] Perception 6 (5 base) Intelligence 5 Wits 2 [+1 Perception from Dragon Tear Tiara]

Virtues: [Assign 5, capped at 3 w/o BP, +2 from BP]
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No. 967747 ID: afdebc

Whups, Dragon Kings can't raise paths above 3 at chargen without spending BP. So, have this correction to Senga's paths:

Solid Earth 3
Lithic Understanding
Shape the Earth
Empower Crystal
Become Stone (leap ahead [Temperance] only)

*Growing Wood 3
Verdant Understanding
Empower Cultivation
Empower Plants
Shape Plants (leap ahead [Compassion] only)

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953982 No. 953982 ID: 5fc3a0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Threads/Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Fen_Quest
Inventory and Other Info: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Fen_Quest_Statistics
Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/Lagotrope

>"It's time to go, Valsano." I don't know that person, but he must be one of Valsano's current team that's going back down into the mausoleum.
>"Yeah yeah, I just wanted to see how my main squad is doing, living it up."
>"Oh, yeah, it's great!" says Firzel. "I'll tell all my grandkids about the good old days, in which every single day was spent having Zall beat the shit out of us."

We all listen to Valsano, who will make a typical quip back to Firzel.

It doesn't come. He loses his expression and marches off.
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No. 967465 ID: 36784c

We should at least stay near Daspotta. We don’t want her to think we abandoned her, right?
No. 967484 ID: adb916

Lets sleep, but first we have to get Daspotta.
No. 967528 ID: bb78f2

Ok, wait, you're saying I deserve it... does that mean, in your head, retiring peacefully is actually possible? I don't care how hard that is, I'll do it.


No. 967659 ID: 15a025

Let's go grab Daspotta and sleep on it.
No. 967677 ID: 7cc58f

>Let's go grab Daspotta and sleep on her.
Fixed that for you.

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947489 No. 947489 ID: ca2950 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 967601 ID: 7508c4

retreat for now and treat her injuries. it'll be 2 on 1 until you do and they've got range.
No. 967605 ID: dbd72b

Reiterating the "this is pointless, go somewhere else," just adding in to find wherever they'd have a first aid kit, and maybe see if you can get that goo off in the meantime. preferably without touching it.
No. 967658 ID: 15a025

Probably best to make a tactical retreat. We need to find some guns to shoot these things with or get something that goop isn't going to burn through and use it as a shield.
No. 967664 ID: 977456

Just to be clear: Are these disturbingly-shaped creatures with clothing-destruction spray and temporary-incapacitation venom? And they were making these underneath a school? What exactly has your mother been trying to make down here?
No. 967665 ID: 015bf2

It's a research base so large that it has unintentionally become a small research city over a few decades. Details are in one of the early posts.

Keimi's 'campus' is a variety of rooms squeezed in-between different lab complexes.

And now also bug monster hell.

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913306 No. 913306 ID: 470289 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

“Wait up! You’re going too fast! Max!”


“Whatever we call you, stop walking so fast. Socrates is tired.”


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No. 967391 ID: ed763f

d...did you say 'mined'?

I'll just go. Thanks.
No. 967393 ID: 015bf2

Thank her and get heefin', er, hoofin'. A light jog, don't do anything that jeopardizes the guitar.

>meeting Rocker, the frazzled gun (and demolition?) nutmono
Man, you're making a lot of strange acquaintances thanks to Luvi. But more acquaintances is a good thing, at least if Kark's jerk circle theory is correct. Run with it. Hopefully this won't be a wild goose chase. Probably isn't. Luvi's friends would know where she'd be.

Hopefully Rocker won't be that bad if you treat him with... something approaching the same kind of blasé disregard Luvi has for his tendencies. And let him perform a full body search or whatever else calms a rampant sense of paranoia.
No. 967415 ID: 1ed92d

Thank them politely and leave. Time to go meet the psycho who stashes guns everywhere!
No. 967418 ID: 103eae

Tell them to call back damn it! We need to show him that the guitar case has a guitar and not a fucking tommy gun in it, given how paranoid the guy seems.
No. 967657 ID: 15a025

Best get going then and ask any questions you have to "Rocker" when you meet him.

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936867 No. 936867 ID: 0d5cb3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Groggy Morning...

In case anyone missed it when I said so, I decided this quest won't be full nsfw. First thread is a good indication of how I want to keep it for the most part.

Part 1: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/732068.html
Disthread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/99036.html
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Shark_Quest_-_Jiggy
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jiggydino
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No. 967481 ID: 864e49

Ask if she wants to get spit-roasted by you and Rip.
No. 967596 ID: 2aa5f0

ask what shelly knows about the surface.
No. 967621 ID: 36784c

Ask Shelly what else she knows about the surface.

No! That isn’t an appropriate thing to ask!
No. 967630 ID: e05ad0

Ask about surface.
No. 967656 ID: 15a025

Ask if she's ever been to the surface herself then? What kind of stuff's up there?

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966089 No. 966089 ID: 6f7a5a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

This is a NSFW clothing damage adventure!
the quest will contain nudity and violence and possibly some sexual content
Lewd suggestions are encouraged but not required.

A catles is built to protect, from both raider and traitor

This quest is funded by Patreon,
if you'd like to see more consider sending a few coins!

Previous Threads

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No. 967407 ID: 0fae41

You'd better get that treated as soon as your errand is complete. It's going to be even more of a hassle serving the duchess's needs with one arm.
No. 967458 ID: 322af8

I suppose we'll just have to see where shes going.
No. 967468 ID: 094652

Let me guess, the Duchess treats your arm as an 'ongoing experiment'.
No. 967480 ID: 10c07d

Near the end of chapter one she was grabbed by an undead and it messed up her arm
No. 967552 ID: e96198

Yeah, just get this done and think about who might be able to help you.

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868099 No. 868099 ID: 6e59e3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Daylight is coming. Visibility will be poor.
The light will be harsh and the snow will be blinding to the unprepared.
The radiation levels spike again as the white star bathes this side in UV.
The communications network is quiet but for the background noise.
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No. 967473 ID: 7c0903
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Mode: Mixed low-light + tozol blindsense

Eugh, these things.

They're some of the endemic life in caves. They're nasty, brutish, and not too picky about what they try to eat. Animals, fungi, storage crates, antennae, generators.

These things are resilient, armored, and deceptively quick. Not me-quick... but I would hate for there to be more than one.

They often come in groups of four.

And I'm sure it's heard my captive behind me, who has the good sense to stop when I stop. Unfortunately, I can feel it making some sort of ultrasonic pulse.

No. 967474 ID: b1b4f3

Shoot it.
No. 967475 ID: 3a7feb

Shoot it, then eat it.
No. 967476 ID: 3a7feb

Wait. Also: aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.
No. 967477 ID: fa2754

Make the first shot, aim for eyes and space between the armor plates.

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964608 No. 964608 ID: 7f716e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You wake up, but you do not remember going to bed.
In fact, you are left with with no memories of yourself or knowledge of your current situation, except for what you think is the current date, and your name.
The room you find yourself in is completely empty, save for a small black box sitting on the floor in the center.
There is no light source in the room but everything is clearly light and the box casts a strange shadow.
The box looks like it is made of paper and has been carelessly taped together.

>What is your name?

You think you remember what the date is
>What do you think the current full date is?

You think you remember what the time was when you supposedly fell asleep.
>??:??:?? What do you think the time was when you fell asleep?

Yo this is my first ever quest to see if i like doing this. it is a small puzzle-ish quest but i'm not a very good writer so please bear with me, thanks, and enjoy
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No. 967174 ID: b1b4f3

I wonder if you could apply a map fragment to a face of the cube?
No. 967175 ID: dce46f

I have a feeling we're on the wrong track here, I'm not sure these maps are relevant yet. I think we should try making a door in the box somehow, maybe hope it functions like a door? It has similar dimensions at least.
No. 967188 ID: d63ea8

I'm guessing that there is a total of six map fragments and that they are meant to be laid down once the box is open.

Let's try putting in the fragment with the green dot first.

If nothing happens we can remove it and try the door idea. >>967175
No. 967411 ID: 9c48ac

I think the bottom of the top one lines up to the top of the bottom one.

(Theoretically the other ought to line up to at least one available edge as well, if these are meant to match up when it's bound in cube shape - but i can't see the matching edge for it)
No. 967413 ID: 9c48ac

Whoops, I forgot the suggestion part!

Put the map pieces that line up on the cube; if that doesn't do anything interesting, try putting in the business card to use as a door.

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962158 No. 962158 ID: cadb36 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

THE burgers have been stolen by ninjas!

ARE YOU a BAD enough girl to save your fast food JOB?
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No. 967370 ID: e51896

Wait a minute... is he naked under that apron? HOW kinky would that be if that is true?


shall we find OUT? FLY HIS apron!
No. 967371 ID: 33056f

TAR GUN to JAM it. Then SIT on HIM.
No. 967394 ID: f9f027

BIG HIS HAT and by that I mean headband so it turns into a blindfold! Then BIG his bullets so he can't shoot his gun! If physics are in effect...
No. 967395 ID: b1b4f3

No. 967399 ID: 9876c4

Combine these TWO.

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952647 No. 952647 ID: 11f77a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Wiki & Terminology: https://questden.org/wiki/Arthocob_Date_Quest
Discussion: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/106192.html
First Thread: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/902109.html
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No. 967236 ID: 2aa5f0

give a timid thank you
No. 967237 ID: e96198

Raise hands slowly. Say, “Don’t shoot, I made a wrong turn.”
No. 967238 ID: 094652

"I want my something-repeat-last-syllable-y."
No. 967246 ID: 5b0071

Well, thank them.
No. 967363 ID: 7fafab

Raise your hands in the universal gesture of "please don't hurt me"

"...um, hello."

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961754 No. 961754 ID: f56a2b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previously: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/960086.html

This quest contains scenes of graphic violence.
Fear and pain are illusions.
Death is a choice.
Sacred it is, to fulfill the pact.
A sin it will be, to fail to act.
Freedom through bondage, in the greater whole trust,
for I am a worthless part, and mine soul hath rust.
All is ones master, save for one's self,
one's self is a lie, a figment of mind,
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No. 967221 ID: d63ea8

((Okay, not much vocabulary to go on, but I will try to pick it up.))

First sit down.

"Gokmar I am. I give respect greatly. Thou, a place from where?"

"Do, I, thine words care for? Yes."

((Hopefully he gives more definitive statements rather than questions, it'll take time to try and put the words together well.))
No. 967242 ID: e7c7d3

No. 967249 ID: 9876c4

You're on point for this
No. 967299 ID: f56a2b
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I sit down.

:gokmar1: "Gokmar, I am. I give respect greatly. Do, I, thine words care for? Yes. Thou, a place from where?"

He goes back to honing his axe.

:banabjorn1: "Gokmar... Thy name empty rings. Have, thee, a clan not? I from away far, far am. Urorkland, across the whale-road be; my home."
No. 967341 ID: d63ea8

((Alright, I think I'm getting a better picture of the vocabulary.))

"Have, I, a clan? No. Clan, a place empty."

"I journey now, truths seeking."

"Have, thee, truths from away far? Truths the Urorkland thereof?"

((That's cool, he's from across the ocean.))

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934998 No. 934998 ID: 8275cf hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

The Fall of Astramar
"The Alliance saw their doom Looking upon Jucha, but like the light of a distant star their damnation had come long before" --Balren the storyteller

follows the events of crash quest and command quest,it is recommended to read these first
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No. 963950 ID: acfea1

Any signs of what caused the bloodstain? How old is it? Seems like it might be important to know if there's an insurgent or worse in the area.
No. 963952 ID: b4abb9

Get clothes, get to work. We need to find out why there is blood in your room. That shouldn't be there.
No. 966542 ID: e96198

Pretty sure a proper hospital would have cleaned that blood off. Look for a weapon.
No. 967310 ID: b2f24c

also avoid combat, it might cripple you further, you might feel fine, but you're still in a very vulnerable state
No. 967323 ID: 094652

Find a medical kit before you leave

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952600 No. 952600 ID: 3d763b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

A lost soul searches for answers, with a high chance of getting frisky in the process.

NSFW lighthearted and sexy journey.
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No. 965529 ID: cdabe3

"Sorry, I was giving them some stress relief, I didn't realize it might be overstepping a boundary. Although, judging from the leakage, you don't seem too upset."
No. 965549 ID: 03513d

Oh no she's hot!
Quick, bow your head down in respect and close your eyes, that'll at least limit how fast you fall under her spell for now. You've clearly encountered succubi before, and know of their allure, surely there's an answer for your situation somewhere inside your head. You best be careful with your words.
"My humble apologies, they seemed stressed and were open to the possibility of some quick relief, but it seems I've overstepped my bounds. I should've sought out the mistress of this place first."
If you can avoid mentioning the map until necessary, it might buy you some time to think. The map was apparently yours, and she was waiting for you, so if she knows, it could spell trouble. Then again, escape from this place has been highly unlikely since you stepped in here and Trina locked it behind you, and this is where you will likely find some answers at least.

Beware the floral scent, it's been trouble since you've first encountered it, breathe through your mouth if it helps. It could be that the scent is associated with certain creatures, and that you could have encountered/been lured into a trap in the sewer, had you gone the other way.

Also, for some reason the cum stains on her breasts made me think she's lactating. And how natural to her appearance would those stains be? She might've just got done with feeding, or you may have interrupted it, which would be bad.
No. 965586 ID: b34040

Since you can remember something about them now, how bad is falling under their spell?
No. 965647 ID: b1b4f3

Any way to escape?
No. 967312 ID: b2f24c

Think about scat! that oughta turn off any sane person. You're not that weird... right?

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932320 No. 932320 ID: 5fc3a0 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

>"You want to leave the ship? Why?"
"Well, sir..."

How do I say this?

"Some of the stuff I had our guys get me, so I could fix the ship, it's, it's uh, it's wrong."
>"'Some'? You only put one thing on the shopping list."
"And... it's the wrong battery, sir."
>"You blaming our errand runners?"
"No. I mean... it was probably an honest mistake."
>"Don't be patronizing, Anashi."
"I didn't..."
>"Alright, we're all very busy. Can I trust you to be able to go out and get whatever battery you need on your own? You can't talk to anyone if you do, we've had some people lingering out there, asking too many questions."
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No. 966694 ID: 89ae2b


Well, ask where you should go.
No. 966716 ID: dbd72b

Luckily this hit to your reputation will still leave it at zero.

Protest meekly while moving as indicated
No. 966756 ID: 365ffb

just... just go, man. it's ok to look extremely uncomfortable about it. People that see you should be very well aware that this is super not your jam.
No. 966847 ID: 15a025

Start running off and ask where?
No. 967131 ID: 015bf2

Well, at least people will notice you.


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892578 No. 892578 ID: bfb318 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Threads/Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Frillsby_and_Gallsby
Quest may be NSFW at times. [Warnings: Gays, Smash Bros, Magic, Nudity, Dangeresque Situations]

Gallsby is the best damn cop on the force.
He is also the only damn cop on the force, because Frillsby is taking the day off to go on a date.

Chapter 7
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No. 967021 ID: 5b0071

And no one died.
Transcendent police work
No. 967023 ID: 015bf2

Ah, the sleep of the just.
No. 967055 ID: 4a3c19

All in a day's work.
No. 967121 ID: a0dfd2

A winner is us.

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963603 No. 963603 ID: 891b91 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Chapter 0: >>/questarch/886861
Chapter 1: >>/quest/910512

Discussion: >>/questdis/123379
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Dead_Dust

The porch door slides open, letting in a gust of night air.
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No. 966831 ID: fd5772

okay then

How do we get mike to do stuff with Siobhan's ears?
No. 966850 ID: 15a025

>Ask him to do something that's a pun on a mixed drink.
No. 966853 ID: e51896

No. 966902 ID: a0dfd2


I dunno, if "sex on the beach," "hairy muff," or "buttery nipple" will translate well, but okay.
No. 966997 ID: 6c227a

There are THOUSANDS of mixed drink names. Slippery Nipple. Screaming Orgasm. Bend Over Shirley. Sit on My Face. Sex on My Face. a Cock Sucking Cowboy is just baileys and butterscotch schnapps. Basically, if you can come up with a sexy combination of words, its probably already a mixed drink.

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>or I could go home and get mine since it's free.
We where just at his house and he knew we were going shopping so he forgot it as well, he just remembered it first.

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B/d Slissa beach episode!
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Congratulations young lady, and welcome to the Cherub Safety scouts. A thrilling summer ripe with science, fun, and most importantly safety awaits you here in Cerebrum City.
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((This feels appropriate, albeit a bit on the nose.))

"Like a Lab-rat."
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Like you want to see your mom right now.
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...Pretty Ratical
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Tell her to please keep her distance.

Kinda mad. I didn't get any sleep, and the grownups all keep wandering off, and I thought safety scouts PROTECTED from this sort of thing, and I'm not making any new friends and I wanna talk to my mom.

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“INDIVIDUAL! Thou art before this tribunal to answer for thy crimes most grievous... Thou art charged with triple-recursive chronospatial inversion, dimensional deparallelization, probability manifold nullification, and toroidizing chrono-synclastic infundibula!”
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No. 966551 ID: 91ee5f

Scream in frustration, “I just wanted some fucking pizza! Is that too much to ask for?!”
No. 966552 ID: b34040

If imagining your destination and trying to go there isn't working, I think you officially need help. Try the card.
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>>966530 Should have expected that.

The problem here, is that we looked at the tunnel and thought "scary tunnel I can't see the end of", so it became a scary tunnel that we can't find the end of.
We should have put more work into expecting a pizza shop.
Better late than never, start thinking about a pizza shop. Think about all the details a pizza shop should have.
No. 966596 ID: 094652

Enhance knockers
... until you can find the door.
No. 966838 ID: 15a025

Realize you are now basically in that cube.

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